jannies deleted the old thread
cool your jets janni!
love the jannies
love moderation
hate weebposting
A G A R
G
A
R
And a wicket to Agar.
Thanks for the new thread OP
>>78038061
[2]
Would love for Bangladesh to brownwash the Aussies
my nephew got a cricket set for his bday
cant wait to tonk that little shit all over the backyard
>>78038210
did he like the remote control car?
imagine losing to bangladesh
>>78038261
based
sinker
think it's time to shave my head and go full agar/lyon mode lads
>>78038288
>i was just pretending to be retarded to get the attention of a 19 year old redditor who I don't care about at all, i swear
What's IS your endgame?
>>78038296
based gatebro
think its time I offed myself
>>78038296
buzzcuts are in would recommend
>>78038306
i dont
>>78038312
I don't value your opinion as I do not know you
>>78038304
is this you pretending not to be yourself again?
>>78038318
of course, only Daniel still uses outdated memes like "endgame"
>>78038316
rude
what's wrong suicidelad?
Cartwright cannot bowl
gonna get a haircut now lads. ta!
>>78038332
what cut are you getting lad
>>78038326
yeah he's trash
might make it a genuine bat but he isn't even ponting tier rolling the arm over, no idea how he gets called an all-rounder
>>78038332
Get the Straffo cut, la
>>78038338
>no idea how he gets called an all-rounder
dont underestimate the persistence of Western Australian lobbying
unless he can pull another 25 ks out of the bag he should drop the bowling meme altogether
Education:
University of Life
School of Hard Knocks
if there is a war and the KUJ regime collapses, that would represent a rare opportunity to expand the game of cricket to East Asia for the first time
>>78038365
Works at 'full time mummy'
Cummins injured
Useless
>>78038429
> Pauline Hanson thinks pensioners should get more. Share if you agree!
> Lest we forget filters everywhere
Reminder Nathan Lyon's away record is actually good
>>78038442
dont have to remind me lad
Lyon is a fkn legend
>>78038440
>>78038429
oi darren you cunt fuck youse for leavin g me hope shes giving you better head then me but i doubt it AHAHAH
>>78038476
What did you learn?
why do they call it cricket and not wicket?
>>78038387
why? would require a cricket nation to be an occupying power and the only possibilities are the US and China neither of which play cricket
>>78038334
a shit one as it turned out I couldn't talk to the hair people because the hair place was teeming with normies so I just nodded and said yes.
>>78038340
what's his ? probably better than my current one anyways
love sabbir
What sort pitches would we have in Canada if they played test cricket?What are "Canadian conditions"?
>>78038592
bet he thinks he's the funniest cunt out
>>78038567
GOOD post
>>78038567
because it was invinted by an english professor named Charleston Rickets
C. Ricket
Cricket
>>78038614
huge if true
>>78038053
Could not stomach posting in a weeb thread so thank heavens for the jannies!
>>78038595
green seamers you'd think
walkcunt you here m8?
>>78038629
>>78038592
wish I was a wordsmith
>>78038592
What a fucking nerd
>fartwright
>>78038632
got some more?
Cartwright for Khawaja is an aesthetic upgrade for Australia but unfortunately O'Keefe for Hazelwood cancels it out a bit...
>>78038653
O'Keefe has an attractive, working class face
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/41145541
Absolutely scandalous. Barbados are bringing Caribbean cricket into disrepute
loving this 110k military medium allrounder poostralia have unearthed reminds me of the nz glory days
honestly rate wade as a better bowler than cartwright
okeefe's looking shit, think verbally abusing those lesbians may have permanently affected him
cartwright pushing 130 lads
>>78038685
or maybe he was never that good once people realised his only plan is to hope for natural variation or that people play around straight ones
>>78038697
>natural variation
>>78038654
this post made me think
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>78038053
couple of things:
at the top of the scorecard it clearly says this is an ODI game. why would there be a nightwatchman
who is this left-arm chinaman bowler playing for south africa, I can't remember them ever having one other than paul adams and he certainly wouldnt have been playing at the same time as david warner
wtf is Spud doing? may as well bowl >Wade is you're going to bowl le allrounder man
>>78038719
Remember that time he didn't bowl Maxwell for like 150 overs of Pujara boreblock
classic smith
>>78038724
I don't Daniel
>>78038724
>bowled Warner
>not Maxwell
pure autism
tight stuff from the african lads
>>78038709
it's a meme you dip
>>78038742
dont care
get it right
>>78038754
[2]
>>78038709
tthe whole thing is triggering me
who is the nightswatchman supposed to be? Marsh? But the scorecard clearly indicates Cuck is on strike
>>78038778
>But the scorecard clearly indicates Cuck is on strike
it does NOT
>>78038784
yeah I just looked at the asterisk
still the thing is riddled with mistakes. That scorecard is from Australia's 2011 tour of South Africa which was a solid 6 months after the World Cup
>>78038796
the asterisk indicates clarke is captain
>Hilton Willard Raymond Cartwright
Sounds like he should be making tonnes for Surrey in the 1890s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kF2-Cr6yX4
mad that agar scored that 98
bit stumped on the keeper issue lads
Wade is shit
Nevill is worse
Doran isnt ready
Handscomb is JB-lite
There's no one else
>>78038851
whiteman
>>78038851
>Nevill is worse
Nevill is better by every metric
>>78038863
basically a shittier version of Nevill and probably a traitor as well
>>78038863
out with injury
business idea: players with dual citizenship should not be eligible to play for Australia
>>78038879
literally most of the team would be gone
>>78038888
seriously? like who?
also sick quads
>>78038892
most of them are citizens by descent
>>78038851
carey was elite last summer
why even mention doran, a hypebabby if ever these was one
>>78038879
[2]
Of the current team:
Stalin
Khawaja
HandSCUM
Cartwright
Agar
SOK
So yeah 6/11 gone
also Starc
>>78038903
>Stalin
who?
>>78038908
krazykrezja's idea of a joke
>>78038912
doesn't seem very funny
did he actually play first grade cricket in sydeny or is that a meme?
>>78038918
yeah he did
gonna dox him one day when I can be bothered
remember in the last ashes when cook got hit in the nads fielding at slip
someone made a video of that using the simpsons man getting hit by football audio and it has since been deleted
but not a day goes by that I dont think about it
what's a par score for the bangbros
you just know ausworms will be blaming the rain on their series lose regardless of what bang post here
>>78038944
shall be blaming the australian team and nothing else
>>78038942
400
this is a road and aus have done well to have them 6 down
>>78038942
its a road so ~350
Going to go against the grain here and say a par score would be around 250
>>78038948
do the selectors count as part of the team?
is vincent ateak related to simon ateak?
the team that was selected actually did better than I anticipated (namely Warner & Agar)
hate to say it but I absolutely ADORE the baggy green
>>78038944
i blame wade
>9 advertising on Foxtel
why
>ADORE the baggy green
>>78038969
>implying the floppy widebrim isnt the premier of all cricket head wear
italy bowled out qatar for the low score of 209 lads
>>78038990
t. Warne
>>78038991
yeah we FUCKING know already this is /cric/ not /fucking casuals/
ooh its a bit hot dont fancy it need a lie down t. pat cummins
rekon cricket has prospects in Zanzibar
>Lyon first Aus to take fifer in 3 consecutive Tests since McGrath
and Aus have won none of those
classic Gary
this team has no killer instinct
>Kieron Pollard has been criticised on social media after bowling a no-ball which denied opposition batsman Evin Lewis the chance of a century in a Caribbean Premier League match.
>Pollard bowled a big no-ball when Lewis was on 97 off 32 balls, with St Kitts and Nevis Patriots needing one run to beat Barbados Tridents in the Twenty20 competition.
decent banter
>>78039013
few runs wouldnt have hurt
>>78038991
I am mates with Crowley, want me to pass on a word for him?
>>78038837
bit mad that he was out stumped on 2 but the tv umpire didn't get it out on replay
>>78039025
spot fixing
>>78039025
kek what an absolute cunt
IPL TV rights just went up by 4x
RIPip international cricket
>>78039025
he seems like a fair wanker tbqh
Germany look like they're going to qualify for the semi finals lads
Tipping Germany and Jersey to get promoted
>>78039029
yes but i cant think what
>Murdoch killed Rugby in Australia
>Murdoch is going to kill international cricket
dont rate him
>>78038567
just not cricket is it
I'd definitely put Mushfiqur in my top 10 of batsmen
>>78039113
He's a gun in Asia
>>78038557
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5:53 PM
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>>78039235
>I'm an able-bodied adult and I need money. What do?
Stay embarrassing, millennials
lovin the op image mate
>>78039176
you are a poor note taker
>the state of the nannies
Would love to hear Warner's thoughts on the plight of the Rohingya
>>78039533
>begin armed insurgency
>complain when government fights back and ethnically cleanses your people
these muslims aren't too bright
>IPL rights sold for $2.55 billion
www lads
>>78039600
this shit has been happening for a long time, without the insurgency. It's the other way around actually.
>>78039600
>Rohingya not recognised as citizens
...
>a bunch of rebels armed with knives and spears kill a dozen occupying troops
>respond by ethnically cleansing +600,000 people and growing
yeah clearly rational
>>78039610
pic
>>78039401
Fair
hate ipl
>>78039615
Do they speak the same language as >you ?
Burmese government calls them 'Bengalis' but they don't play cricket so I don't think so
>>78039659
they speak a dialect similar to what modern day chittagongians in Bangladesh speak, but calling them "Bengali" is similar to calling every chink person Chinese.
wtf is this kind of autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVcWjYxQ1EM
>>78039680
>actually falling for this
kek!
>>78039689
i didnt but why is youtube full of these retarded videos
>>78039703
so that retards would click on them generating easy views
lads how do I clean/fix up my bat?
>imb4 hurr durr throw it away
>>78039680
https://youtu.be/JVcWjYxQ1EM?t=592
Literally Ross Taylor's entire innings v Pakistan at the 2011 World Cup
>>78039711
think you need some more blood stains to wash the muck out
looking at Chittagong on street view
whats with all the people being transported in covered tricycles by servants?
wtf I love Bangladesh now
thinking about going to cox's bazar on holiday
thoughts?
Is Chittagong related to Wollongong?
>>78039737
>not knowing what a rickshaw is
>>78039746
It's a good place, would unironically recommend you to go
>>78039766
yes
>>78039777
is life in bangladesh like india but even worse
>>78039800
It's the same except there's less poo in the street and we get to eat beef
just took a big bangladesh lads
>Tipping IPL to slowly increase its schedule by 1 month & cuck international cricket.
Sorry lads made a new thread by accident because it wasn't come up in the catalog hahaha sorry just ignore it
>>78040042
Will be alerting the jannies
>>78040042
that's okay nopunctuationattheendofasentence/hopelad
>>78040042
Hahaha what a silly mistake you did anon haha.
>>78039600
they're fairly justified in wanting an armed insurgency
>>78039711
get a new grip, oil it and stick some shoe goo on the toe
>tipping cancerlad to live 80 years
>>78040229
tipping him to die from complications regarding hair plugs in 3 years
>>78040239
The only war post-WW2 that looks cool is Vietnam
>>78040227
cheers mate. any particular type of oil?
>>78040260
will make an exception for Vietnam yeah
>>78040264
linseed of course
>>78040266
i can't think of any others save for the Yugoslav wars and maybe Assad's defense of Syria
>>78040293
The Iran Iraq war was metal
>>78040343
>using metal as an adjective
I'd have to rate Assad's defence of Syria as far more impressive than our defence at Cardiff
love assad
This is now an Assad thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WKdwEctYHU
Jersey are closing in on victory who were my pretournament favourites
>>78040452
long term jersey fan ama
love the so called brainlet bash lads haha
Tipping Guernsey to join Italy in the semi finals
>>78040239
aesthetic taste
when will he be stopped!!
>>78041490
lmao
>>78041490
>#cunny
what did he mean by this
birds of a feather
straffo
>>78041490
always knew he was a nonce
kinda big headed motherfucker calls himself universe boss
>>78041490
Tell me about Kevin Pietersen. Does he like cheese pizza? whats with this post
LOVE Rajibul
>>78042268
GOOD post
wish Rajibul was in this thread to impart some truthies on us
GOATmyer scored a century against leic lads
>>78042697
never heard of her
>>78042862
Casual
>>78042697
literally WHO
nice poomunity kek
>>78045046
low energy thread youre right
the posts to posters ratio is far too low at the moment
>213 posts
>14 posters
Nice "community" you guys got here
>>78045476
Hate. HATE this meme.
seems based mr fuckface was the heartbeat of /cric/, unfortunately i think he has been slapped with a month long underage ban
>>78045844
Please come back in two years time.
>>78045844
Think we can survive the interim 2 year period whilst we wait for him to be allowed back
Amerifat sports BTFO
bangla 2-0
windies 2-1
t. brainiac
>>78046755
stop copying me
>>78046480
>1 GBP = 1.44 USD
Will Bangladesh actually get given proper tours, 3 test series etc now they've beaten Eng and Aus, or will they still get treated like a ginger stepchild?
>>78046917
thanks brexitards
>thanks brexitards
Would expect all the other top cricketing nations to pussy out of any lengthy tours in Bangladesh lest they also be dominated by Mushfiqur
>>78048145
and mosaddek, who will average 70 at home by the time his career is done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y5h2sYEGFs
elite
>>78048252
>video of mediocre half century against shit lanka gets over 150,000 views
>The city of Bongladesh
>video of mediocre half century against shit lanka gets over 150,000 views
Tell me about Australian indigenes at full strength
What happened to based Mr.Fuckface?
>>78049771
>16 years of age
really hate diarrhea desu
>>78052757
not a fan either
Quite lonely lads. Anyone there?
>>78053809
>banana ketchup
Ignore my flag, but I want to say that Test cricket is a beautiful sport and a lot of fun to watch. While I'm only a novice, I really like it. Cricket is really comfy. It sucks though that I can't get the opportunity to watch it enough.
>>78053905
Hey lad have you seen the refugees that ive heard about? The muslim ones?
>>78053879
yeah mate but I'm getting in the shower what's your story
>>78053905
Sounds interesting
>>78053942
I just don't like it when /cric/ is quiet. Have a nice shower, don't forget to wash behind the ears
>>78053931
No, but that's because I live in Dhaka, the refugees are mostly around Chittagong near the Myanmar border. There are Hindu refugees as well, this is really turning into one big of a shitshow.
>>78053960
forgot to wash behind the ears
SOK is shit
Australia is useless in the subcontinent, Lyon is >our best spinner and he's bang on average
When does play start?
>>78054589
40 minutes I think
A broken window of the Australia team bus is "believed" to have come from a small rock or stone thrown at the bus when the players were returning to the hotel on Wednesday evening in Chittagong. No player was injured, Cricket Australia confirmed. The incident is under investigation while security has been increased on the team's route to the Zahur Ahmed Chowdhury Stadium.
"On route back to the hotel last night a window on the Australian team bus was broken. No one was injured in the incident," Cricket Australia's security manager Sean Carroll said. "Team security personnel are currently in discussion with local authorities while they investigate the cause, which is believed to have come from a small rock or stone.
"Bangladesh authorities are taking the incident seriously and security has been increased on the route.
"To date we have been happy with security measures that have been in place and we are comfortable with the response from the Bangladesh authorities and the increased security presence we have been provided in light of the incident."
ESPNcricinfo has learned the BCB authorities believe that street children may have thrown something at the bus.
>>78054663
>window on the Australian team bus was broken
Should probably boycott the country now tbqh.
>>78054705
this is pretty much a Sri Lanka in Pakistan situation absolutely shocked
or is it starting now I don't know
Does anyone actually think that replacing part of a word with "poo" is funny ?
Hate Australia
>>78054908
Pretty much the peak of sophisticated humour (poomour haha) m8.
>>78054908
It was two years ago
test
BASED
Rajibul has once again confirmed a Bangladesh win
>>78055016
based goosey
Based Lyon
Who is the Brendan Schaub of cricket?
Wonder what Straffo thinks of this test thus far
Is this link working? asking for a friend
http://www.bioscopelive.com/en/channel/gazi-tv-bd
>>78055098
Straffo is a summer only casual and would much rather jerk off over the royal family
Can't see Australia matching this
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Agar > SOK
I take it back
>nice bowling Larry!
Rajibul on suicide watch
>that running
pure autism
Cum Ins and O'Queef on suicide watch
>>78055368
I thought Cummins bowled well in this pitch
Why is Maxwell bowling to the literal last pair? Are the ""strike bowlers"" really going to get so much more fatigued bowling the 4 balls it would take to knock over the last bat?
>>78055390
the "left" hander meme
>>78055382
Yeah he did just having a meme
Shit O'Shit has been exposed though
Please apologise.
Based Lyon lads
>>78055390
Meme Shit has no idea how to rotate bowlers.
>>78055412
What a mug
Great weather today lads
tipping a shaky 220
wonder what Rajibul has to say about the total
>Shitshaw
>>78055355
personally I'm not prepared to doubt him
>>78055390
poo
>>78055503
Hahaha hilarious post /b/to
>>78055503
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
>>78055503
Classic.
>>78055503
america bringing the bantz
>>78055503
YOOOOOOOOOOOO this shit is funny
hahahaha
I linked Rajibul to this thread
>>78055563
faggot
>>78055563
damn daniel
MrFuckFace is here reading every post and storing up replies to release in 2019
>>78055503
Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZsNBucxWjc
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/09/02/sport/germany-cricket-refugees/index.html
L A D S
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That video where all the white German girls are watching the muscular refugees play cricket is still one of my favourites
>>78055597
1:08 lads great lyrics
>>78055603
I remember the german that posts here said he saw afghanis playing cricket out on the street
based Merkel laying the foundation for the 13th test nation
>>78055610
Can you imagine the potential for expanding cricket to new countries if global warming bumps up the sea level a bit and it creates 100million refugees in Bangladesh?
>>78055603
cannot wait for german girls to become impregnated by these superior persian gods and produce the most elite cricketers ever seen in mainland europe
>>78055636
How can wh*te """men""" compete?
>>78055636
Not sure if I like cricket any more tbqh.
>>78055603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gacZHv3uArQ
Love it
Hate cricket now.
Hello when is the big cricket match on thanks
Janny got me lads, watch out
>>78055682
They must hate you useless cunts more than anything.
>>78055690
Hope you're not being racist lad
>>78055696
Course not m8. I like all white people.
>>78055703
>white people
>in /cric/
boy have I got news for you
who here /fairfield/ ?
>>78055705
I'm white lad
>google Fairfield
>first article
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/refugeerich-fairfield-has-had-states-greatest-increase-of-citizen-doing-on-the-dole/news-story/8cdec781d12482924014aab07b18399d
Kek, everytime
>>78055705
I'm white as the driven snow lad
where's the maltalad
>>78055705
Also white. Please post a picture of your hand for verification.
looks like its going to rain
>>78055736
no clouds near me
>>78055705
shitskin
>>78055734
>>78055705
Not racist at all, but are you a darkie mate
>>78055742
lets get a timestamp lad
>>78055742
aha ahaa ahahahahaha POOOOOOO
>>78055742
>curry poopeelian
>>78055742
shitskin
>>78055742
shitskin
no racism lads
>>78055756
>>78055758
Bigots
You lads ever boinked a dark girl?
no racism lads
>>78055742
gross
>>78055766
does indian count
>>78055766
I raped one because she had big tits
Can't wait for Australia to get BTFO by Westralia after #WAxit #WABA
in both footy and cricket
Aussie accent is sexy on asian girls tbqh.
>>78055783
didn't WA win most of the origin games in footy?
>>78055783
tell me about a full strength WA
>>78055785
love any accent that isn't asian on asian girls
>>78055766
nah unless sicilians count
reckon this one girl from liberia wanted it but I didn't share
>>78055785
> you're coming to defqon this year, right anon?
tipping a captain's knock
>>78055793
True. Posh brit asian girls are hot too. Chinky accent is horrendous.
>>78055792
It's full of Marshes
>>78055796
>liberia
Kek, don't they have a HIV rate of like 25% ?
>>78055804
hmm made a good call
poz my neg hole
>>78055762
shitskin
>>78055815
shan't
>>78055815
>wogdive
no thanks tbqh
I hope australia lose and miss out on the world cup
w2c a shakib mask
>>78055779
Very much so
>>78055816
Fuck off Owen.
>>78055798
would make love/10
>>78055781
Oldie but a goodie.
>>78055822
this desu
>>78055822
this desu
definitely have a thing for asian girls dunno what it is
nothing I love more than yellow skin and slanty eyes
particularly love those chinese from the russian end with the big cheekbones
>>78055824
then yes
although we had to break up because her family were uptight traditional cunts
plus i also got with an aussie viet chick at a party, those girls are wild
>>78055829
I saw a Korean lass with a greasy-looking curry the other day, there is hope for you mate
>>78055839
>reddit spacing
>>78055820
>>78055822
t. Darren "Dazza" the ice using dole bludger from rural queensland
>>78055839
LOVE viets
>>78055838
I want a qt Asian with a thick aussie accent who loves footy
yes they do exist
>>78055838
Samesy
>>78055838
HNNNG
>>78055843
t. Amico Saccente, waiter at a Carlton restaurant
>>78055846
fuck off you wog cunt
>>78055846
I was catching the bus to a cricket game once (India Australia ODIs I think) and there was this elderly chinese woman and her husband going there with fucking ancient looking world series cricket shirts on
>>78055851
footy=aussie rules/rugby league lad
I've been banging a Chinese girl lately. Her bf is Ausfailian lol AMA
>>78055843
don't bully them of Pauline will walk into Parliament with a bowl of spaghetti on her head
>>78055859
Based statsy
Good to see you keeping the bloodline pure
>>78055859
Is he white?
>>78055870
Yeah m8 he's a dweeb too.
She wanted to break up with him for me, and I was like nah. Let him buy her stuff and take her out to restaurants while I just bury the choad
>>78055878
reverse cucked
>>78055878
kek
might go to work today
>>78055866
>banging Chinese girl
>girl
>statsy
LoL
>>78055886
Down the dung mines?
would love to be a working class yorkshire miner
Reminder that Based Burma is the most charitable country in the world and that the whole Rohingya thing is fake news
>>78055897
>mines
this isn't hobbit land, Frodo
>>78055898
No you really wouldn't.
You wouldn't even be able to hack a day of it.
>>78055910
reckon I'd make foreman in a week
>>78055909
Hahahaha you did the hobbit joke haha classic just like the big strong Anglos aha
>>78055916
seething
wonder where Poot sits
>>78055916
sarcastically deflecting the joke doesn't make it any less funny
>Warner
>cultured
>in the same sentence
WEW
>>78055920
>taking sides with a dirty banger
Literally how dare you.
NEED a ham choi LG Viet gf lads
Ray Price was criminally underrated
>>78055936
His insult was shit but so was your comeback. Just being fair m8.
>>78055936
>dirty banger
well that was uncalled for
Love cricket now
>>78055928
someone post the picture of him reading the financial times
Where will Stove get to on this list?
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/records/223646.html
>>78055996
he already is mate, right below Walters
>>78056001
smithers looking handy
>>78055783
Wait wait. There’s a push for WA to secede from the rest of Australia and they’ve called it #WAxit? Oh my god shut the internet down now
>>78056008
straffjesus
>WAxit
Hate this new naming convention.
none of your cricket opinions mean anything unless you've got the chops to put your hard earned behind it
Spud
off to work
Retard
Tingling at the prospect of a Warner/Maxwell partnership
>>78056036
>handscomb not tonning up
>>78056066
HandSCUM is a fraud
out of the team within 2 years
>>78056025
what do you do and how much are you paid?
>BT will never commentate the cricket
Why even live
If PSP Handscomb was made by Nintendo he'd be DS Handscomb.
>>78056087
cometti used to
test
cricket
>>78056087
He has done a few big bash games
>>78056016
Portmanteaus in their contemporary form are THE single largest contributor to the demise of Western "culture"
reckon a few million 'refugees' into holland could have greater effect on cricket there than in german, as there's already some interest in the game there and it could spark it into life
tipping 15 for handscomb
>>78056158
nah just the british economy
>>78056172
This samosa sizzling sport isn't for me lads
Would love for a Warner dismissal and an Australian collapse
bet theres a freak bangladeshi spinner just going through puberty around now
>>78056233
Already past his life expectancy then.
>>78041578
I want to be Eiffel Towered by these two
>>78056087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWsQpII-G3Y
>>78056239
>Bangladesh is a country in Africa
Anyone tried the new smokey bbq crunch from KFC?
>>78056251
based gaylad who would you want at the front?
bet theres a freak afghani right arm fast just getting his first hairs around now
>>78056256
Based Goosey, how's the WoW raids going?
>>78056256
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!
bet there's a GOAT afghan-german batsman just popping out the womb around now
will we see Usman khawaja in the ashes?
>>78056284
Nah. Rape babies tend to get aborted.
bet the nepalese dravid is just starting school around now
dont see how thats inside edge?
>>78056346
>>78056346
lel
bet the parents of the chilean dale steyn are meeting in college around now
>>78056346
>>78056351
For context, this was about a week before the 3-0 against Sri Lanka
What's for dinner tonight lads?
Prison-tier pasta bake for me
nonces spotted in crowd
Execute Shamim Chowdhury
tips:
Hampshire
Essex
Somerset
Yorkshire
Derbyshire
Durham
Gloucestershire
Northamptonshire
Nottinghamshire
>Football match on
>/cric/ dead
poetry
>mustafizur
>>78056541
im mad
>>78056256
no but I tries the alabama cheese they're doing here yesterday
was shit, i'll just order a zinger tower next time
wait why is burns not playing
>>78056614
http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/10615/scorecard/1000853/Australia-vs-South-Africa-2nd-Test
glad i revised my 2-0 bang prediction to 1-1
>>78056666
/wog/ btfos /cric/ once again
>>78056646
hahahahahaha
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>its a bangladesh cant bowl for shit episode
bit tired of this 20 year long episode
Hope ashes threads are less dead than this.
>>78056757
aussies confirmed casuals/wogs
>>78056757
there will be a lot more casuals though
>Aus porn is even more low rent than British stuff
>>78056670
how about your handscomb 15 prediction?
Germany have a crucial match against Vanuatu tomorrow lads
Can't wank to this
this is a Dean Jones esque innings from the handsome victorian
Opinions on the website 'girlsoutwest'?
tipping Worcestershire to fall to an innings defeat thus cementing Nottinghamshire as the official /cric/ county
>The STATE of that hairy muff.
>>78057000
>>78057004
confirmed wogs do not converse with any of them henceforth
Shan't be going there again.
tipping a nervous 90s dismissal
>>78056940
aussie women are vile
>>78057044
i sense a lot of hatred in you lad
>>78057044
Their amateur lesbian pornstars sure are.
>>78057048
just stating facts
Kek the wogs haven't even scored a goal
>>78057044
>Dutch poster commenting on the state of another country's women
Oh dear
>>78057086
they should be 1 down if not for refball
Ahh fuck they scored
>>78057116
>flag
>post
>>78057263
My girlfriend IS Australian, you freshie.
>>78057299
I thought you were going to be in Melbourne by July?
>>78057363
No, it was October for a holiday, but I had to fix up the car, and pay over a bunch of fees for the emigration, so I had to cancel it.
I start 5th of February, so hoping to move over shit during early January.
If Mushfiqur Rahim was Canadian he'd be Moosefucker Rahim
>>78057415
I look forward to flinging poo at you
>>78057511
How will you even know what I look like lad? You definitely won't be able to ascertain who I am through pronunciations either, as I still have undertones of an English accent.
You are going to be flinging poo at fellow Australians and will probably be thrown in jail for this.
do you think brendon mccullum would come to my work leaving do if I ask him nicely
what do you think straffs willy is like
>>78057865
in reply to
>>78057852
You haven't lived until you've correctly executed the "Dil Scoop"
Y/N?
>>78057572
>implying a subhuman coloured won't be easy to spot
Your stench will reek for miles around you
i bet its surprisingly adequate and well maintained
just want to congratulate bangladesh on their second test win
>>78057951
How many times have you been stabbed and/or mugged today?
>>78057951
no, in fact it is the point of no return for any self-respecting batsman
>>78055783
t.gatecuck
>>78056757
depends if based mrfuckface turns up making 40 posts per thread again
>>78060481
new bread
>>78060481