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UFC 215: Johnson vs. Borg on Saturday
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_215
>>78037273
pretty disappointed that struve lost
i wanted to see stipe avenge his other loss
>11 posts early
What is you're favourite striking technique /Heem/?
>>78037302
jab
>>78037302
overhand right/left depending on stance.
>>78037302
2jabs and a straight right
Reports coming back that Jones B sample and pre-fight blood test are coming back clean
>yfw he comes back AGAN
>>78037273
>UFC 215: Johnson vs. Borg on Saturday
What an absolutely shit tier card. Mostly manlets and chicks, with a few bums from the real divisions.
>>78037316
>>78037316
too bad that guy still 'won' the fight
>>78037338
>clean
We already knew this.
>stables of "boys"
>harems of men
>>78037338
>>78037353
>no source
>>78037354
literally the most alpha thing you can do
>>78037302
superman punch
>>78037302
Flying knee (left)
>>78037302
Who is this fluid druid?
>>78037302
H-bomb.
>>78037338
Surely this is bait but I do hope that Jonny boy comes out clean.
I don't give a fuck if he roids at this point I just want him to not get caught. I wanna live in the century of the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, not a couldhavebeen.
>>78037514
>greatest mixed martial artist of all time
he already is though
he could have retired after the first DC fight and he'd still be the GOAT. OSP and DC2 were just bonuses
>>78037514
dickpill jonesfags are gonna be steamin when the real natty champ gets reinstated
<----------Tappy
>tfw gonna skip work today
am i going to regret this
>>78037553
>1 (ONE) submission loss
>>78037569
le 19-11 face
>>78037302
Boxing
>>78037552
change it to
>constantly sleeps under gym octagon in fear of random usada drug testing
<------------Sleepy
Does Conor have his own whiskey brand or something? He appeared very keen on letting us know about his liquor, almost as if he's subtly shilling something.
>>78037615
>1 (ONE) TKO loss
>>78037616
no
that was his new mobile ringtone he was promoting
some sort of irish dance tune
>>78037273
Lads if I get one of them water filled bags can I train UFC like u guys
>>78037723
it needs to be a boat bumper
post your ring girl
>>78037730
I tryed to punch a buoy by sensei said I was stupid and to buy aqua bag to practice knees =\
>>78037779
logan best girl
>>78031470
10 Minutes early my guys!
>>78037808
I got up at 6am today
I'm watching 202 while applying for jobs
>>78037779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApogpnI1I6A
>>78037817
you signed on or are you just looking for a new job?
>>78037829
That's the thiccest ring girl I've ever seen. I don't think that's America.
Was at ufc rotterdam strudel vs drago
Ama
>>78037817
apply for the dole lad
show them on the doll where they heem'd you
>>78037829
how can ufc's sticcs compete?
>>78037841
I have a part time job trying to get something better.
I don't really want to work full time but my mum wants me to since I dropped out
>>78037850
did you cheer this man?
>>78037850
Are traps gay?
>>78037858
dropped out from what?
>>78037862
Missed that fight, was trying to get past the security next to the octagon
https://twitter.com/BoxingKingdom2/status/904383057913925632
Everything points to Ubereem winning but knowing his fight IQ and advanced CTE stage, he would probably try to stand up and fight with him.
Who's your pick?
Do you think it's a fair matchup?
Would Stipe vs Joshua too much to lose for us (having a boxer hold the belt)?
>>78037850
why are there no good dutch fighters today?
>>78037870
Education
>>78037891
my man.. college or highschool?
>>78037888
Reem will Heem Joshua in the Octagon, bless
Smart move for Joshua.
All he has to do is catch Reem coming in and perma heem him
How does a Gaethje vs Lee fight go?
>>78037888
will not happen. im tired of these faggot boxers using mma for publicity, put up or shut up
>>78037888
is joshua a fast ko artist
I will never call Mighty Meme "The Goat" or even consider him in the top 5 p4p currently.
You have to be at least 6'feet160lbs to be considered a man.
>oh so you a wrestler now
>>78037888
Reem any single day of the week
>oh so you a boxer now
>>78037922
dont know why you keep posting that pic you look like you would fallover by a breeze
>>78037888
aj picked him for his chin
werdum makes more sense on paper, he's older than overeem and on his way out, but he has a better chin
>>78037922
why do you post pictures of other men and claim that it's you?
there are few things gayer than mortal idol worship.
>>78037920
I don't think AJ, the biggest boxer right now, needs publicity from a small promotion nobody knows about.
>>78037921
All of his wins are by KO in the early rounds.
is valentina redpilled?
>>78037953
no one outside of britainistan knows joshua
>>78037935
>that forearm placement to make space and stop the tie up
its beautiful
>>78037954
the meme is that eastern europeans are redpilled because /pol/ are a bunch of anti-american underraged brats
but to answer your question, yeah, val is cool
>>78037950
Insecure people make me laugh, haha
val's sister is pretty hot desu
>>78037902
Highschool been working part time since but I'm getting too old now so I got to get something to secure a future
>>78037960
She's asian tho>>78037960
>>78037962
what you're doing is pretty insecure, brotha
you don't see me pretending
>>78037963
why does she look like one of those roma gypsies
oh wait does this mean that valentina is a nonwhite dam, first ronda now her lmao
>>78037963
Looks like a gypsy desu
>>78037888
I think Joshua takes it desu
At this stage in his career Reem vs anyone with good reflexes and a ton of power is not going to end well
>>78038002
youre an idiot, reem will just submit him
>>78038002
>>78038011
I can see why adan thinks that, and joshua def has a good punchers chance. But to think of that he probally will be hesitant since overeem would def mix up his strikes to confuse his body
i would say overeem but wouldnt be suprised if joshua snuck in a flash ko
>>78038011
>reem will just submit him
Reem will have to get in close to do that, and Joshua is fast enough that he could probably get at least one or two decent hits on overeem before getting taken down. I don't think 2017 overeem is able to take a decent punch from Anthony Joshua without getting rocked.
Maybe I'm wrong and it'll turn into couture vs toney 2, but somehow I just don't see overeem getting the fight to the mat without eating some punches, and I think if present day Overeem eats some punches from a boxer of Anthony Joshua's size and calibre then he's going down.
Stipe, Werdum or even Ngannou would beat Joshua imo, but as much as I love him Reem is just too chinny
>>78038036
He may be right about the diminishing by the end of 2017 part
>>78038041
Conor's fame has peaked. It was either beat Floyd Mayweather and become bigger than Jesus, or lose and begin fading. Not to say that Conor will be forgotten in a year, but he'll be more of a GSP than a Dwayne Johnson. Still a big deal in the combat sports world and somewhat well-known outside of it, but hardly a boundary crossing super-celebrity like the Rock. Post-losing to Floyd, no kids are wearing Conor McGregor t-shirts in Africa.
>mfw CTE-McGregor gets knocked out by a pillow-fisted crackhead cholo
>>78038036
well conner is not gonna fight this year anymore his chin got deleted so hell lose his lw belt
>>78038072
nate will panic wrestle even sooner now since conor's boxing is that much better
>>78037779
>that gum to teeth ratio
Absolutely not
>>78038143
gingivitis confirmed
go see a dentist
>Takayama completely paralyzed
F
>>78038246
>mandrama
Imagine ruining your body or even dying from a game of pretend.
>>78038246
Who?
>>78038252
life is a game of pretend
>>78038262
whoa deep
you wouldve been better off saying life is a game
Anyone got some webms from FN Rotterdam
>>78038267
it wasn meant to mimic the replied to post's phrasing, brainlet. and it actually makes more sense that way anyways. dumbass.
>>78038279
whoa mad. and no it doesnt. dumbass.
He's our boy, right?
>>78038069
Dwayne Johnson is a failed Schwarzenegger wannabe whose movie career is in shambles
>>78038348
in half
>>78038416
Isn't he the highest paid actor or something?
>>78038420
he is
>>78038348
will he save america again
>>78037559
labour day
wtf?
>>78037616
who fucking cares?
exposed trash is trash
>>78038420
Didn't his last movie bomb and he had to damage control on twitter ?
Weren't all of his main role movies like that ?
He may have money but he has zero memorable roles
>>78037928
>>78037935
>>78038490
Who can forget the classic The Tooth fairy
>>78038490
>>78038490
>fans enjoy this movie
>implying that shit movie has any fans
>dc returns against Ngannou
>gets heemed even worse
>retires to full time commentating and hopes people forget the last 2 fights of his career, just like he did
>>78037806
Good taste
>>78038539
>dc returns against the champion oezdemir
>instaheems him by dropping him on his head
>moves up to heavyweight
>wins split decision against stiopic
>one more fight before his retirement
>his final opponent
>>78038539
DC would destroy Brett rogers
>>78038566
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>78038571
terry crews when he's off his cycle
>>78038490
it was a RAUNCHY comedy for the fans, i watched it and it was litty
>>78038578
Did Daddario show her mammario in that movie at least ? She did in True Detective and those are some of the best breasts ever captured on film
>>78037850
I was there too, I was cheering for all the Russian fighters.
>>78038625
aw yis
>>78037273
mma is dead. literally nothing happened all year. send this shit to /asp/ with the other pro wrestling fans
Manlets and wmma aside, I'm really excited to finally seee some elite mma this weekend.
>>78038680
Top shelves are his weakness
>>78038684
>lose to Brad Pickett
>elite
>>78038694
BRAD PICKETT IS A LEYEND IN DIS BARN
>>78038688
too high off the ground standing pee urinels are his weakness
>>78038694
Kek forgot he lost to brad
DJ would get heemed by pretty much anyone in the top 5 of the next weight division wouldn't he
Flyweight was a mistake
I think borg vs mm could be fun 2bh
>>78038260
>>78038786
>that pic
Kek
>>78038799
This was more than likely fixed/staged, as was most shit in early PRIDE
>>78038868
Takayama's eyes were swollen shut, dude
>>78038625
nope they just showed some guys dick
the only thing i didnt like was the steady stream of piss
wait why is there 2 threads which is the right one?
>>78038946
This is the real thread
>>78038917
It doesn't mean there wasn't a 'mutual agreement' for both to throw strikes from the start for extra money
Name your favourite fighters from every weight class, /heem/
HW: Cain
LHW: Jon Jones :)
MW: Mousasi
WW: Rory
LW: Pettis
FW: Frankie Edgar
BW: Jimmie
FLW: Borg
WFW: Cyborg
WBW: Holm
WSW: JJ
>>78039001
Oh, I thought you meant it was fake. I actually agree with you about that but I don't think it's unique to early Pride.
>>78039018
HW: Werdum
LHW: DC
MW: King Bing of Bong
WW: Wondercuck
LW: Fergo
FW: Brian Ortega
BW: Dilly
FLW: Moreno
WFW: All of the fighters in the Women's Featherweight division are my favourite
WBW: Based Val
WSW: Clawja
>>78039018
HW: Cain
LHW: DC
MW: Mousasi (Romero if Mousasi don't count)
WW: Woodley :)
LW: Ferguson
FW: Baldo
BW: DC
FLW: DJ
Cyborg
WBW: Schevchenko
WSW: JJ
How do you think Diaz vs Gaethje for the CTE belt would go
I think Nate would be surprised
>>78039064
Skloob would beat both
>>78039064
Diaz wouldn't be able to handle his leg kicks
>>78039018
HW: Overeem
LHW: Jon Jones / Alex Gustafsson
MW: Anderson Silva
WW: Nick Diaz
LW: Nate Diaz
FW: Jose Aldo
BW: TJ Dillashaw
FLW: wgaf
WBW: wgaf
WSW: Rose Namajunas
FFF(favorite female fighter): Mackenzie Dern
>>78039064
Gaychi via leg kick TKO easily
>>78039018
HW - can't pick one, like Reem, JDS, Lewis and Stipe
LHW - Jones
MW - BisKING
WW - Platinum
LW - Goobert
FW - Dam Ting
BW - Cruz
FLW - wgaf
WFLW - there's 3 people there wgaf
WBW - wgaf
WSW - JJ
Only the fence can defeat this madman
>>78039064
>>78039077
>>78039088
you guys are crazy Justin wouldn't finish Nate and he has two rounds of fight in him, Nate would finish him easy
>>78039115
Justin has 2 and a half leg kick TKOs on his record and Nate has the most kickable lead leg in the game
>>78039125
m8 Gaethje almost got hemmed by Michael Johnson, that's the reality of it. Sure, he may of won, but like he says himself 'it's only a matter of time before I get knocked out in the UFC' and it almost happened in his first
>>78039018
stipe
Pedro
Whittaker
Rory
Ferguson
Swanson
Cruz
Nguyen
Valentina
Joanna
And if we're doing women's 125, and 145 then memekenzie, and holly holm
>>78039145
>hemmed
Nate Diaz's lisp truly lives within me
>>78039145
MJ has KO power dont underestimate him
I'm still surprised that Gay chee survived that uppercut
>>78039115
Diaz is a dream matchup for anybody with good leg kicks and Gaethje has some of the best in the game right now. Even McGregor broke him down that way
>>78039145
m8 Nate got hemmed by Josh Thomson, that's the reality of it.
>>78039145
Michael Johnson hits way harder than Nate does.
sup nigga
>>78039195
Why do you have a picture of another man's pregnant wife named 'Gus property' on your computer?
>>78039229
shutup h8r nevermind what i do
>>78039125
>>78039158
Not really, Conor's leg kicks were brutal but Nate pulled through and started to pressure and tired about Mcgregor, the same would happen with Justin. He'd even be panic wrestling or get tko'd after 2 rounds
>>78039301
>n-n-no
Lol
>>78039195
>>78039236
These filenames are triggering me and idk why.
>>78039323
maybe cause you're a homosexual
>>78039319
Justin is shit mate get over it, you was probably one of the guys hyping Eddie up before his debut
>>78039331
or you're a weirdo who saves another man's pregnant wife on their computer
>Newneez
With no reservation in you're heart: who is your most likable woman in the UFC fighting?
>>78039414
>saving hot girls pics is weird
Why are eurocucks so gay
>>78037302
Jab. So few have a good jab in the MMA, but when it's utilized right it's a beautiful punch.
>>78039431
Marya Moroz
/heem/, what is a fight where you thought one person would 100% win and lost?
For me, it'd be Junior dos Santos against Stipe. I had a dream about Junior finishing Stipe up against the cage, identical to how the fight finished but with JdS finishing Stipe instead.
>>78039447
aspen ladd against cynthia calvillo
>>78039438
You've literally titled them 'Gus property' you gimp
>>78039447
>being wrong ever
Dont think you belong here brother
>>78039453
Thats a spin off that guy who named his posts schaubs property a long time ago, you wanna fight about it faggot
>>78039462
>Spinning off a Schaub poster
Jesus Christ, it's worse than I thought
>>78039470
>Posting schaubs gf ass is schaubposting
Holy fucking casual
>>78039447
Aldo against Conor
Aldo against Max
Yoel against Roberto
>>78039478
>Posting Schaub's gf ass makes you a non-casual
ok freak
>>78038069
Depends on his defenses really. If he can maintain the belt for a while then he'll be relevant. If he runs and tries to ride out his 2 belt fame he'll become a joke.
>>78039485
Me banging ur tiny skull off the concrete with one hand is what makes me a non casual you casual
>>78039497
You're boring
Who is your go-to must watch TV ufc fighter? Max Holloway?
Just watched Magny/Hendricks.
Hendricks was robbed.
>>78039502
Then why are you going to respond to this post (casual)
is tony ferguson virtually free money?
Which current champion has the worst striking?
>>78039543
amanda nunes
>>78039511
Just watched Lawler/Condit.
Condit was robbed.
>>78037953
Didn't know 11th round was early ko?
>>78039447
Most recently Cruz vs Garbrandt
Knew Cody was good but I didn't think he was anywhere close to championship/cruz level good, let alone be able to make cruz look like a fool in there.
>>78039543
T-Wood
>>78039511
>>78039567
Now watch GSP/Hendricks
>>78039572
garbrandt seemed like a complete bellend in that fight desu
>>78039575
>just beat the best kickboxer alive twice
>worst striking
>>78039592
He is a complete bellend, beside the point tho
>>78039593
>Implying beating someone means you have better striking than them
Ok casual
>>78039604
it does, he also has better BJJ than maia now
>Nick diaz will never return to save us from tyron
Why go on
Jones is a faggot. He popped for steroids only during the fight so he's going to try and argue it's a false negative because he tested negative leading up to the fight, and what use is a steroid for just one day? Well, it is useful. It helps keep your mind in a dominant state of mind. Jones' mind game is weak and he's afraid to lose so he takes steroids to compensate and make him less afraid. He probably took some earlier in his career and got addicted more to the mental confidence/dominance gains than the physical gains.
>>78039447
Primus-Chandler most recently
>>78039525
Is tony vs kevin official yet?
>>78039626
He just might, if not in the UFC maybe in Lellator
>>78039632
>breaking news
>>78039543
Nunes
>>78039649
It's shocking that he has a 7-7 record in the UFC 2bh
>>78039690
Only casuals care about records 2bh
>>78039626
>gets 50-43's by Tyrone
>uhh i won that shit
>>78039525
No.
It's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee
Ferguson didn't look good against Vannata. He looked decent against Dos Anjos after R1 but the quaality of Dos Anjos at this point in his career is questionable.
Lee looked good against Chiesa and not so good against Trinaldo/
I'd give Ferguson a 64% chance of winning.
>>78039690
It's only a small portion of his career and most of his losses are to really good fighters
>>78039699
Alright m8, calm down, I wasn't insulting you boy
*backs away with his palms open*
>>78039701
autism
>>78039018
>>78039018
Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding
4chan Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory
Future champ
155lbs women's division when
>>78037338
Reports coming back that you are a faggot
>watching ufc with dad
>have to skip most women fights and everything surrounding the fights
Why has heem been /box/ levels of slow recently?
>>78039783
that mexican baby got knocked out from the fall
Daily reminder Gus brutally mugged a young couple
>>78039811
Awkward boner ?
>>78039981
no he just doesn't want to see most women fighting and everything after and before the fights
>>78039858
Calendar guy and schaub poster aren't here to instigate
>>78040098
You mean that person
lazy as fuck labor day. gonna watch some old cards.
>>78040003
At least you can watch MMA with your dad, that's pretty cool hans
>>78040003
good dad right there anon
>>78039632
>tbol causes significant psychological changes after one day of use
>tbol causes significant psychological changes at all
'no'
When is your favourite feminine fightor
>>78040358
soon
>>78040341
>one day of use
lmao
>>78039104
>tfw cte brain cant into fence
reminder that having more than 1 (one) boy is being a bandwagoner
Where isn't Coral Springs? I can't take all this quietness.
>>78040544
Who is your boy? Mine is Mousasi
Who here /val/
Not really a huge fan but she's a legit striker and I think she'll beat Nunes
>38 years old
>fat as fuck
>Jon Jones still had to use PEDs
Is there anyone more pathetic than Jon Jones?
THe futue
>>78040473
Kek. MMA is probably the worst "sport" ever.
>>78040662
Yes, this man
>>78040473
>acrobatics
Not even once.
>>78040662
>>78039858
Nothing to discuss. MayMac is over and UFC 215 is going to be boring as fuck.
>>78040685
Cain is fit compared to those fat fucks
>>78040685
Funny how there are so many fat fuck MMA fighters, but there are literally no high level fat boxers. It's almost like boxing is the superior sport...
>>78040732
There has to be one sport where Americans can compete.
>>78040732
>/box/
>>78040749
BTFO
>>78040735
>>78040774
Heh
>>78040769
>>78040749
>Samefagging
How about you actually respond to my post instead of "haha le americans are fat xD"?
I heard another UFChump wants to get smashed by a real fighter.
Overeem got no chin boi lol
>>78040811
go away
>>78040774
>>78040801
Stupid slut
>>78039439
>>78040801
Ok mate whatever you say
>>78039897
Actually he's half black
where can I watch some old Ronda fights? I need a laugh
>>78040878
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass
there you go, bud
>>78040878
ufc.tv
the 24/7 stream is actually showing all of her fights this afternoon
>>78040878
Here ya go
>>78040878
>>78040732
Fighters and boxers. You said it yourself, two different things.
>>78040900
that was insane
it's like she was drunk
Her confidence went from 100% to 0% after ONE fucking loss.
Jesus Christ.
I suppose that's the effect of having everyone look at you as a God and then crashing back down to reality.
>>78040883
>>78040886
do you guys unironically pay for this crap?
>>78040931
Its what happens when you're never challenged. You get complacent, never work on your weaknesses and then when the sport catches up to you its too late to bounce back from a loss.
>>78040960
I've been watching all the events from 108, currently on 157.
So, yeah.
>>78040960
m8 it's literally $7.99 per month for over 10,000 fights. One of us is watching fights right now another one is begging for a place to watch fights.
>>78040989
Exactly this
>>78040900
enjoy this video
>>78040931
Yeah, she was toast. Part of me wonders if an early loss would've done her some good, but then maybe the hype machine never would've taken off the way it did. You could probably fit almost all her career fights into webms
I wish they'd bring back WEC
>no wmma shitting cards up
>no 125 division which made 135 stacked
>no slow fat heavyweights or light heavy boring crap
even just getting rid of wmma would improve the UFC a lot
>>78040999
Why does she keep flailing her fist around? It fucking bothers me so much
>>78037376
Ana Fox
Pride was better than current ufc
>>78040878
https://www.mma-core.com/search/videos/Ronda_Rousey_Fights
http://www.strawpoll.me/13859140
http://www.strawpoll.me/13859140
http://www.strawpoll.me/13859140
http://www.strawpoll.me/13859140
>>78040999
If she had left Edmund earlier and joined a team like AKA, she would've been unstoppable. Imagine Ronda with Cain's style of fighting.
>>78041060
Joe and Nate smoking weed and talking shit would be dope
Be honest, who was in the wrong? Diaz or Schaub?
>>78041076
Schaub for riding Conor's dick in front of N8
>>78041074
Don't think that's a good idea.
From the sound of his voice Nate only has seven brain cells left.
He can't afford to lose anymore.
>>78041076
Schaub was literally in the wrong, his prediction was wrong
>>78041074
If only he could speak english
>>78041060
who the fuck wants to listen to nate talk for 3 fucking hours, fuck that
get nick on though for sure
>>78040989
you just get burnt out and regret paying for it anyway
don't blame me for not celebrating paying for endless mindless entertainment
>>78041076
Schaub seems to forget that his career consisted almost entirely of getting knocked out
>>78041084
Nate and Nick smoke weed every day buddy
>>78041091
>don't blame me for not celebrating paying for endless mindless entertainment
edgy
schaub on his own - annoying as fuck
schaub and callen - makes me want to kill myself
schaub, eddie bravo and rogan - annoying as fuck
schaub and rogan - actually quite enjoy it
>>78041106
Its not the weed that will take away his remaining brain cell, its Rogan
>>78041118
Eddie Bravo on his own - Godlike podcasting
>>78041067
Supposedly her knees were shot from years of Judo, I can't imagine what AKA could have done to her
I agree she needed a better camp though, she was better than people give her credit for een with horrible meme striking
>>78041060
Shit i didn't see cyborg was an option.
That would be an amazing chat
>tfw can't decide if I hate Bipsing or GSP more
>>78041151
>hating natty lord bisking
kys newscum
>>78041132
Lmfao, that tickled me
>>78041151
Be very careful.
Imagine being Jordan Peterson and while trying to promote your books and shit you have to sit and talk to the same stoner pseudointellectual person that hangs out with Schaub and Eddie
Man that feels bad
Also someone post the Mauro-Schaub meme plz
>>78041178
Imagine being the type of faggot that only listens for the "alt right" guests then gets pissed off when Joe would rather shoot the shit with his MMA buddies than praise kek
>>78041151
both are cowardly scum for damaging what used to be one of the best & competitive divisions along with LW, as top contenders age or leave UFC, but at least GSP has some talent & actual accomplishments.
>>78041178
>>78041178
imagine unironically listening to joe rogan episodes where he has ""intellectuals"" on
>>78041114
you really could've come up with a less stupid response but sure, if that's what you want to call it
>>78041239
m8, you are dumb.
>>78041151
You love Bisping buddeh
You just don't realize it. I was the same way with Conor
Is Khabib's career over?
>>78041270
He has a long career ahead as a strongman for isis
>>78041206
his whole comment section, he even says he doesn't read it
>>78041259
and you're really sad and predictable
12 btw
>>78041211
also Bisroid playing a part in turning the sport into mandrama by cutting promos instead of fighting contenders. Only Goobs is worse in that regard
>>78041288
m8 stop
Where does the Bisroid meme come from?
Has Bisping ever failed a test?
>>78041206
nah I am not conservative and I actually enjoy Eddie retardness(hate Schaub though)
its just the lvl change that astonishes me
for example there is no way an academic like Peterson is Europe hang out with dudes like Rogan or share the same chair with Brandon Swab
>>78041301
imagine being this big of a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwN-k-7wDw
Not sure about the Americans but all the brits here will remember LMFAO from years ago, only just realised Alistair Overeem was in the music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwN-k-7wDw
1:45 in the bts
>>78041297
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/21/16008974/robert-whittaker-suffered-grade-two-medial-ligament-injury-to-left-knee-at-ufc-213
>>78041329
m8 please
>>78041311
There isn't a bisroid meme, its literally the best "insult" h8rs can come up with, despite it being widely known he is the natty goat.
absolute shambles buddeh
>>78041348
>>78041311
they hate us cos they anus
>>78041311
His resting heart rate has been measured in the past at around 34 bpm, which is low enough suggest EPO usage.
Also, this
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/rampage-on-bisping-and-ped-people-who-live-in-glass-houses-shouldnt-throw-stones.3035243/
>>78041344
kys
>>78041377
denmark stop.
>>78041311
>>78041370
rampage trained and shared the same coach with him for years
>>78041370
So, there's no evidence?
>>78041370
>>78041389
There goes this bitch being salty about Bisping being clean for years
>>78041311
https://youtu.be/pp3DrT4nmz8
26:40
unpopular opinion: the reebok deal makes the ufc look more professional
>>78041399
>evidence
Jones was likely taking Turinabol for his entire career, and only bc of recent advances in the science was it discovered. As I suspect you're the Bisroid spammer, no more (you)s from me
>>78041421
it makes fighters look gay as fuck.
it was better when they had unique shirts.
What are your thoughts on the Bloodyelbow MMA staff and community?
>>78041425
But Bisping hasn't failed a test for his 4 fights since USADA either?
>>78041440
did a 6 week unpaid internship churning out clickbait last summer
>>78041425
>>78041449
Also, I literally don't have a picture of Bisping on my computer. I'm usually a lurker and post occasionally
>>78041457
Not true. Not funny. Grow up. Let's have a serious MMA discussion.
Who is your favorite male mma journalist?
>>78041474
hairylel ellwani
>>78041468
he hasn't, but obviously from Jones' case many people take roids without being discovered, as it is with most sports.
anyway, gotta go run, sorry for the baseless accusation, I can appreciate supporting your contryman
>>78041522
esp. if they have money to pay experts in masking roids and live in an advanced country and not a shithople like Brasil where half the fighters get popped
>>78041270
as long as he stays undefeat people will think of him
>>78041705
about*
>>78041421
If the kits were better looking with more variery maybe. Its a travesty that 2 years after all events still feature black and white shorts vs white and black
>>78041270
Why? What's with all the Khabib hate lately?
>>78041781
I agree generally but there's still blue, yellow, red etc. I think it depends on your nation.
>>78041790
I like Khabib but it feels like they're going to give him the Maia treatment now that he missed weight. I don't know how much he'll have left in the tank if he manages to work himself back into contention
who is your favorite fighter from venezuela?
brah pih ise fokin leyend of dis barn men
>>78041882
Maximo Blanco m8, who's yours
>>78039447
Rockhold-Bisping. Still mad
looks very painful
>>78042078
now what you see here is he has that spider lock position-- oh he's gonna tap mike, he's gonna break that arm, he's gonn-
IT IS ALL OVER!
>>78042078
Better than a DJ fight
>>78042078
>smaller kid
>>78041178
imaging having no father figure and worshipping Jordan "Clean Your Room" Peterson
>>78042157
well dude knows his target group for sure
>>78042143
I hope Ray beats him up and makes him cry for ducking TJ
>>78042196
We need to hope Greg Jackson just roids up Ray big time
>>78040597
>>78040732
>but there are literally no high level fat boxers
forgetting someone?
>>78042230
He's shit
>>78041137
>she was better than people give her credit fo
Lad, where were you when she was still champ?
Everyone and their mother wouldn't shut up about how magnificent she was, how she could beat Floyd in boxing, how she was some kind of mystical creature. To this day i have never seen a fighter with more hyperbole surrounding their legacy.
>>78042257
will post this screenshot after he beats ponzimemeio and gets ranked
>>78039858
he killed /heem/
>>78042271
>beat floyd in BOXING
literally nobody ever said that, the claim was she could beat him in mma
How would he do in the UFC?
Megan wears a high waisted thong, new she wasn't the innocent girl you dorks portrayed her to be
>>78042305
>netflix
lol I don't watch faggot shit.
>>78042274
He wont get given Ponzi he's a nobody
Tim Kennedy was attending the JRE podcast between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.Joe Rogan was so fucking stoned out of his mind that he shocked the podcast when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The podcast room fell silent.Eddie,Schaub,Jamie were just stupidly looking at each other.You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and Rogan proclaimed with his stupid voice, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when Tim Kennedy got out of his chair, went up to Rogan, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. Joe was out cold. Tim Kennedy went back to his seat and sat there, silently. Schaub and Jamie were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence,while Eddie was too baked too actually do anything
Rogan eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at Tim and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
Tim calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole.
So He sent me
>>78042288
Literally shitloads of WYMYN POWER casuals were saying this
Who's your favorite female grappler?
>>78042364
aspen ladd
>>78042364
Andy Kaufman
>>78042364
porkousy
Will he ever fight again?
>>78042364
The d'arce choke TUF winner
she's massive for 115
Does DJ really think winning this weekend will make him the greatest of all time?
Why are manlets so delusional?
>>78042435
I feel like he'll get knocked out in one last title shot before he disappears for good. Maybe they'll feed hi to Stipe
>>78042324
HOT
>>78042495
A fit Cain Velasquez would beat any man on the planet
>>78042364
>Oh so you're a strawweight now?
>>78042435
>>78042495
Stipay/Cain has to happen, this would be one of the most fuck up thing the UFC has done if they don't make it happen.
>>78042486
For sure 100%. Flyweight is a shark tank my guy.
>>78042486
i hope Borg misses weight
>>78039018
>Rory
Lol
>>78042548
touche
What is your favourite late stoppage in MMA?
>>78042364
Mercedes Terrell
Why didn't she fill in to fight Marion 40 year old wgaf last weekend? Why is she partying in las vegas?
Who is doing the picks for ufc 215?
>>78042670
>Anon, come roll with me!
what do?
>>78039018
> HW: stupa
> LHW: Iceman
> MW: Spider
> WW: Rory
> LW: Bj
> FW:
> BW: Tee Jay Dildashow
> FLW:
> WFW: Cyborg
> WBW: Holm
> WSW: JJ
Who is my favorite female mma fighter?
>>78039018
>HW: Overeem
>LHW: Roundtree
>MW: Yoel Romero, Hector Lombard
>WW: Jorge Masvidal, Santiago Ponzinibbio, Tim Means, Galore Bofando
>LW: Dustin Poirier, Marc Diakese, Kevin Lee, T-Ferg
>FW: Frankie Edgar, Cub Swanson, Jose Aldo
>BW: Chito Vera
>FLW:
>WFW:
>WBW:
>WSW:
>>78042748
Obviously cyborg Justine
Still no replacement announced for JDS vs Ngannou
Jim Miller is looking for a fight, Taisumov is looking for a fight, so what are you waiting for Sean Shelby? Match them up, would be awesome.
>>78042660
He's a meme
Patrician Choices
>Woodley
>Thompson
>Lorenz Larkin
Decent
>Carlos Condit
Lol what are you doing faggot tier:
>Rory
>Lawler
>Cowboy
>>78042751
>Roundtree
>>78039018
Cigano
Shogun
Rockhold
Jorge
Barboza
Max
Cruz
wgaf..
>>78039018
HW: Ngannou
LHW: Chael P. Sonnen (not for his fighting skills though)
MW: Mousasi
WW: Ponzinibbio
LW: Khabib and Taisumov
FW: Holloway
BW: DuQuesnoy
FLW: Couldn't care less
WFW: don't care
WBW: Guess De Randamie because she's Dutch and nice
WSW: Karolina
>>78042817
Yeah that's because they dropped the fight you dumb fucking turd
>>78042837
For me, it's a tossup between Condit and Rory - I picked Rory
Also, he has a dominant win over Woodley so doesn't that make Woodley even worse? :)
holly holm roided since boxing
>>78042906
>>78040811
>boxing
>fighting
pick one
>>78042838
Based
>>78042837
woodley improved, rory got worse
also the list isnt to do with whos the best at fighting (even though it is)
it's about rory being cringey as fuck
>>78037273
Hvala Based Stipe
This just confirms it, I have the best boys on /heem/
>>78042868
Ah. Sherdog is slow to update then.
>>78042906
>>78042920
did she pop yet
>>78042868
The weird thing is that Ngannou said Overeem was injured but Overeem said he's perfectly fine and available, he just had a child.
>>78042968
I've noticed they're very slow on a lot of cards
>>78043017
nigganou is shook
brendan schaub lied about his 12th round conor promise
>>78043025
Well one of them is lying. Someone will have to end his hype eventually.
>>78037944
aj didn't pick anyone
makes 0 sense for him financially
he's close to becoming the face of boxing, taking an mma fight has real potential to damage his market value
he's on the up and definitely doesn't need a big cash grab
What's you're favourite fight of 2017 in the UFC only?
>>78043192
Justin Gaethje vs Michael Johnson
Sorry If this is late, any Pride fans or MMA haven't heard about this news should be worried on Takayama.
He was on a wrestling match until tried to do a sunset slip and broke his neck. He's paralyzed from the waste down.
Really tough sad situation out there in Japan.
https://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20170904-01882907-nksports-fight
>>78043017
Overeem has only once in his whole career fought on short notice. They're both telling the truth. Overeem does want to fight him, but not on short notice.
>>78043192
dustin vs eddie
>>78043304
Only right choice.
>>78043304
>>78043358
both these
I cant recall any other fight near
>>78037396
I still don't know how that didn't kill Bisping.
>>78043312
>wrestling is fa-
>>78043312
Is there any chance he'll get better? Very scary how things can happen like this
When I was 16 and an innocent white belt I saw someone get there neck fractured at the gym, was very scary and put me off training for a long while
>>78040931
She was never that good. It's just that women MMA was non-existent before she became a star, but now the division is full with actual competitors.
>>78043382
>>78043358
Oh and Santiago vs Gunnar, Brian Ortega vs Renato, Jason Knight vs Chas Skelly was very good as well
What has been the best UFC PPV main event of the year?
>>78043446
>now the division is full with actual competitors
>>78043474
How do you expect me to remember?
>>78043474
tyron vs wonderboy 2 there have not been many good ones this year
>>78043503
Jones sending DC to the shadow realm only happened was only a month ago m8
>>78043529
>only happened was only only a month ago
Jesus Christ, I'm tired
>>78043192
Poirier/Miller, Cerrone/Jorge, Cerrone/Lawler and Sherman/Coulter were all great fights.
>>78043354
They can't both tell the truth
uncle gave me this, dont even like alex but it'll give me something to do I guess
>>78043560
>Sherman/Coulter
It was cringey to watch, not 'great'
>>78043594
Shut the fuck up, faggot
>>78043606
Or what
>>78043560
>Poirier/Miller
sloppy
>Cerrone/Jorge
boring, obvious result
>Cerrone/Lawler
good but robbie gifted another decision
>Sherman/Coulter
alright
>>78043594
How so? Tell me to make me laugh.
>>78043623
Thing is with that Cerrone/Lawler fight, I could see it going either way. A draw was probably the correct result
>>78043405
It wasn't just a fluke injury, he has decades of wear and tear on his body from MMA and a pretty brutal style of wrestling. His spine was probably fucked years ago and he even had a stroke back in 2004 after a really violent match. I don't think he'll get better, hopefully the Japanese wrestling scene gets the message and starts to scale back the hits
>>78043623
I give you the Cerrone/jorge as it was pretty one sided, I need to rewatch Poirier/Miller because I don't recall it to be sloppy except for the last rounds maybe.
>>78043673
:(
If i was paralysed I'd like to just die
>>78043644
There was 0% technique whatsoever, it was 'great' for entertainment but cringey. Watching two people who quite clearly shouldn't be in the UFC
>>78043474
Aldo Holloway for sure
>>78043707
>There was 0% technique whatsoever, it was 'great' for entertainment but cringey. Watching two people who quite clearly shouldn't be in the UFC
This is how I felt watching mike johnson vs Jason Gaethje.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0_vLxZ8SlM
this wasnt exactly the replay I wanted but how the fuck did Gaychee survived that first uppercut
this was right on the button and a sleeping punch for sure
>>78043581
>hasn't won shit
>already has his own book
>>78043717
*taps your neck with fist for the finish*
>>78039018
NGanou
Jones
Silva
Woodley
Poirier
Franklin Edgar
TJ
>Implying
Cyborg
Shev
Claudia
>>78043753
Gaethje is literally too crazy to be knocked out
>>78043753
Johnson doesn't hit that hard and Justin has good chin
>>78043756
>beat the roided GOAT
>not having a book
>>78043705
It's awful, man. I hope it works out OK for his family
Why does Robbie keep robbing descisions from people
>>78042838
>Thinkin' bout heem
>>78039103
Truly the worst poster here.
Palhares, Maldonado and Brandao are fighting in Russia today
https://chas.tv/channel/boec
https://chas.tv/channel/boec
https://chas.tv/channel/boec
Palhares up NOW
>>78043707
Did you just watch the last 30 secs? How can you say there was no technique? They were both throwing good combinations with HW power and kept the pace and Sherman worked the legs the whole fight then they got tired and their heart showed up.
>>78043446
There's no real difference in depth, it just took a while for her to run into a bad stylistic matchup. The only big difference is Shevchenko, who is way better than anybody else, but that's just one fighter
>>78043973
I hope he gets heemed.
>>78043446
>She was never that good
t.casual
She was good at the time until people caught up which is something that happens a lot in this sport.
>>78039018
Ngannou
Rumble
Brunson
Ponzinibbio
Barboza
Michael Johnson
Sterling
Dodson
Holly
Valentina
Rose
>>78039018
HW: Francis "The Predator" Ngannou
LHW: Jonny Jones
MW: Yoel Romero
WW: Woodley
LW: El Cucuy
FW: Brian Ortega
BW: Aljermain Sterling
FLW: Brandon Moreno
WFW: Megan Anderson lol
WBW: Sara McMann
WSW: Michelle Waterson
>>78039708
It's the portion of his career during his alleged peak.
Nick is a gatekeeper at best.
Glenn looks like a video game character.
>>78043973
Hey, thanks
>>78040394
sometimes she looks hot, sometimes she looks a bit....hurhrhrhrhrhrh
I got 150 downvotes on reddit for saying nick and nate are the most overrated fighters in the ufc
>>78041085
>what schaub actually said
>what schaub pretend he said
kk buddeh
>>78041220
Mauro shat over conor until the fight started and then he became an instant superfan.
>>78044353
As someone from the post-Diaz era, I find them overrated.
>mfw people want to see Conor/Nate 3 instead of Conor actually taking on a serious opponent at lightweight
I get that Nate might be the only money fight that could get Conor interested, but that doesn't mean you should want to see it
....
>kills your "sport"
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78044186
this
and she's still "good". she could probably still heem a number of the current top 10
>>78042361
wish that was true
>>78044519
>his sport can be done at the highest level by someone who has never done it before
>>78044512
>As someone from the post-Diaz era,
>>78042361
this is the type of dumb shit that gives republitards boners
>>78044353
fanboys tend to do that