OFFICIAL CARDINALS VS. GIANTS GAMETHREAD

Just help us out and forfeit the game, Jints.

You know what happens when we meet the Dodgers in the postseason.

I have gambled $750 on the cards moneline

The problem is even if the cards get off to a great lead the Giants have a habit of popping off in the bottom of the ninth

Please just shit the bed, Giants, and let me win some money

Wowsers, what a catch by Gorkys.

I'm still pulling for the Cards to win and the Giants to lose (get that #1 pick!), but that was great.

>>78028529
Shoulda put that money on Howard over UNLV last night. You'd be a quarter million richer today.

To those coming in late ...

Gorkys Hernandez robbed Tony Pham of a first-pitch home run in Center Field (in front of a Cards fan) in the first inning.

Molina looks like he's going full MS-13 with his tats.

>>78028668

dude sports betting is WAY EASIER if you know the results in advance

but my gray's sports almanac only covers years 1950-2000 :( :( :(

>>78028695
* Tommy Pham

http://m.giants.mlb.com/sf/video/v1805685183?tid=vtp_dmn_voteblue

or

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/09/03/1805685183/1504470014871/asset_1800K.mp4

>>78029126
They'd better hurry up and make BTTF4.

I also do that to myself with the winning Powerball numbers. "Goddammit I KNEW the winning combination was going to be 6-7-16-23-26-4."

no way Span makes that even if he was younger

"Tommy Pham has about 800 ft. worth of outs" - Kruk

Goddammit Bumgarner

Kruk & Kuip are talking about who used what brand of glove and Kuip comes up with this gem:

"Tom Hanks...Wilson guy"

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BY BYE BABY

>Jon Miller on KNBR
>Lord Bader
>Obi Wong Kenobi (aka Kolton)

>>78029920
Dadgum Madbum

>>78030477
>not darth bader
step up senpai

Thank god the giants are shitting the bed hardcore


It's too bad even if they win I'll be down money because of a blown call in that Twins game.

https://discord.gg/sMX5mM
Join the discord cards fans

>>78030810
He was imitating an Imperial Officer reporting: "Lord Bader we have found Obi Wong in second base."

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The tank rolls on.

gg red birds.


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On to COL
for 3 games ...

Next game (#1) is tomorrow at 3:10 PM ET | 12:10 PM PT

today i learned that FedEx is still on a major league roster