/nfl/ general - 0-16 Edition

First for Austin Carr is best Carr

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>>78026294
I knew he was gone when they traded with Indy.

>>78026215
third for HA HA HA >Panthers for missing out on TJ Ward

>>78026294
>born in Benicia, California
>California
Fucking dropped.

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>>78026345
Pretty much-confirmed Failcons win the South now, right??

>>78026375
What's the best state?

>>78026215

>tfw kasen Williams will probably be a standout this season
>meanwhile Amara Darboh will be a worthless piece of shit devoted to practice squad in a season

GOOD JOB PETE YOU FUCK

>>78026396
Arizona.

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>Bucs getting big name free agents

What a timeline

>>78026396
mine

Quick: which starting QBs get season ending injuries this year?

Also, is Flacco going to be ready for week 1?

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>Reminder, and Never Forget


Im with her. An assault victim of toxic masculinity of the NFL. And if you doubt her, you are just as sexist as Trump. Zeke must be punished for his crimes. And we must not denigrate the victim.


Tomorrow Zeke of the Cowboys faces social justice when his suspension stands.

>>78026396
PA

>>78026469
a) Palmer for sure. Brady will get headhunted (or in his case, knee-hunted)
b) yes, according to the Ravens

>>78026469
Flacco hasn't prepared for a game since he got paid

>>78026532
>canada

funny, you think you'd defend rapefugees

>>78026550
When is his extension/new contract? Ravens must be preparing for a run then.

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>>78026532

>>78026539
>Matty Melt
>Iggles
>Lillies
I don't think so

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>>78026532
>tfw you are too ugly for women to want to fabricate rape allegations towards you

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You have approximately 90 minutes to stop this man before he destroys your QB

How do you do it?

>>78026624
You think zeke is good looking? She's in it for the money dumb dumb

>>78026626
Dirty block
let god sort 'em out

>>78026626
Have him and Zeke smoke a blunt on the sidelines.

>>78026215
>CLE:Browns claim preseason star WR Kasen Williams
Who was stupid enough to give Kizer a weapon?

>>78026532
She looks white on the left pic and Mexican on the right pic, is that even the same woman?

>>78026677
She's in it for the fame dumb dumb

Why do you think she mentioned his status in the selfie she took?

That's women though. They hang around life's finish line and fuck whatever dude comes in first place. I wish someone had told me this when I was 13 instead of me having to figure it out the hard way

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>>78026626

shoot him with one of my 12 fucking guns

>>78026532
>Women
>Ever
Never

>>78026789
>needing guns to feel like a man

>>78026828
With ugly toes like that he needs all the boosts of confidence he can get.

>>78026828

>not wanting historical guns

>>78026789
>12 guns
do you plan on committing a public massacre anytime soon?

>>78026789
>Shit Enfield
Literally why

>>78026896
I think he's just a collector. A psycho would be more drawn to pistols and AKs and shit

>>78026896

>do you plan on committing a public massacre anytime soon?

>trying to shoot up a school with ww2 surps when I could do it with an AR-15 for half the price

come on now

>>78026896
>>78026828
>coastlets

>>78026532
Bitches like this just makes you want to be gay and save yourself from the trouble

>>78026396
New York

>>78026589
Second one is actually true

>>78026828
>needing the approval of others to feel like a man

>>78027292
I used to think so as well until I read what ancient Greeks had to say about women, hundreds of years before Jews polluted their lands. Hesiod literally thought people were originally all male and God created the woman in order to punish humankind for Prometheus stealing the fire from Mt. Olympus.
Also read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

>>78027369
>A wife of noble character, who can find?

t. THE FUCKING BIBLE

Is Kasen Williams a real deal?
I swear Sashi Brown is a gift from the heavens for all the Browns' past sufferings

>>78026626
Chip block with the TE, have the tackle take him on and have the RB as a blocker in case he gets through. If he beats all that before the ball is out, then there was nothing anyone could do.

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>>78027369

>>78026532
Zeke's probably innocent of this crime.

>>78026396
Delaware.

>>78027525
>such a literal who state it doesn't even have an airport
LITERAL flyover state.

>>78027661
Hearing how much "fun" people are having while they fly in USA these days, who can blame them?

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surprised there are no posts about this

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/20553008/brock-osweiler-returns-denver-broncos-one-year-deal

>>78027798
Already beat to death in the last thread.

>>78027839
ok must have missed that one. I admit I'm a broncos fan and I burst out laughing when I read it

>>78026396
New Hampshire is the only correct answer.

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>Bucs biggest issues: Secondary and Safety

>Get Brent Grimes back
>Sign TJ Ward

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listen here, niggers. the kansas city chiefs are making the AFCCG and there's absolutely nothing any of you can do about it.

>>78028082
remind me, which team is Poe on? :^)

AY YA YAYA YYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO
WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT
TRYN TO GET UP IN MY CREW

>>78027942
Except Vermont is a better New Hampshire.

>>78028082
In Madden, maybe.

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>>78028136

Hey my swede nigga. I know we bust our balls but i been meaning to ask you:


Did you watch Superb Owl live, alone, with others? How did you feel through it? You thought Falcons had it, were you in shock? Were you punching walls and shit? Did you ever think the sweet GOAT Brady would do it? Did you think 28-3 was enough?

>>78028213
Vermont is a liberal shithole

>>78028334
It's really not

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no waiver claims yet...hold me

>>78026469
J. Peppers is going to break Hoyers throwing arm week one. Cap it.

>>78028136
It's not the player, my friend. It's the ELITE playcalling. Also, enjoy his constant back problems

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>4 players claimed on waivers
>the most in the NFL
I wish Kenny Moore and Austin Carr passed through waivers to the practice squad

>>78028048
Is Grimes still married to that crazy wench? I thought she all but ended his career with her dumbass rants

>>78028780
She's pretty happy with the management/coaching in tampa, so she hasn't been a nuisance.

>>78028780
She must be a dynamo in the sack

>>78028621
There's no way Carr was making it through.

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wtf isnt he a bit too old to get married at this point?

>>78028977
It's a cover for his homosexual relationship with Joe Buck

>>78026722
I was gonna say Shittsburgh but then I remembered Coates has stone hands.

Bears cut Jeremy Langford.

Ryan Pace is a genius. Has done nothing but solid, solid moves in terms of re-signing players and building talent around the team. Bears super bowl confirmed.

>LaTroy Lewis signed to Toxins PS

>>78026532

>women taking photos in bed with sleeping athletes they just fucked

Why does this make me mad lmao dumb roastees

>>78029446
Because they're not taking photos in bed with you?

>>78029517

Don't you ever @ me again

>>78029564
OK, I wont
:^)

>>78028977
>hurr you're old you can't love someone lel

Kys

>>78029604

:)

Any bucs fan here now? Give me a rundown on JJ Wilcox.

>>78029729
You'd need a Cowshits fan for that, he didn't really do too much in the preseason.

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>Troy Lewis headed to Texans

I upset

>>78029747
Ah fuck it I'll see if I can find some tape on him online. I don't trust evaluations for those cucks.

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>>78026626
*blocks your path*

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this is objectively correct

Will the NFL rig the owl for the toxins?

>>78029894
In 2-3 years.

>>78029894
They'll try and fail like they did with the Saints in 2006

>>78029894
Which way will they rig it after California Super Earthquake?

>>78029962
For which team?

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Will Sam Darnold save us?

>>78029986
Raiders-Rams Owl, Chargers 49ers owl

>>78029962
depends on where the earthquake hits hardest :^)

>>78030014
You don't need Darnold now that you have Elijah "Discount Alvin Kamara" McGuire

having my draft tonight i've won this draft 3 years in a row and i need a clever name for a 4 peat, someone halp.

KILL ALL BRONCOS FANS

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Carson.

>>78030014
Not even Jesus could save you guys.

The player wearing number 20 on ypur team suddenly becomes elite

What do?

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Has anything big happened today?

>>78030150
My team has no #20.

>>78029866
Nah, Raiders will win it, unless they hand the win to Texans like they did to Aints after Katrina

>>78029866
>Browns
No it isn't

>>78029894
yes

>>78030192
no, the toxins will make the afccg this year but they have to wait a few seasons for their owl

>>78030150
I think the last player with #20 was Ronde, and he was elite as fuck.

>>78030160
How much do you care about waiver pickups

Forget personnel, if you were a head coach in the national football league what scheme would you run?

Id personally go for an attacking 4-3 with a west coast offense.

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Make this into a meme

>>78030279
Only if it's someone noteworthy.

>>78030328
Get out

>>78030328
Reddit

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>>78030328
sounds like you could use one of these

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>>78029866
I will be screencapping each (You) I get for when all of this happens.

>>78030192
Texans will win in a couple of years.

>>78030014
>USC QBs

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>>78030435
breddy gud, only thing wrong i see is
>jasg

>>78030014
your best bet is Rosen. He'll cry anti-semitism after each incompletion, pick, or sack until players completely stop playing defense

>>78030192
What about the Panthers when Irma BTFO's the coast?

>>78030507
Irma ain't gonna do shit

>>78030507
perhaps. but panthers lose on the hype train because of thhe black qb

>>78030150
I wouldn't mind at all if Kevin King became elite before ever playing a down in a regular season game

>>78030528
*insert nonsense about seeding clouds to steer and strengthen storms* Alright, thankfully I live in BFE Iowa and won't have to deal with it.

>>78028977

>Be famous America's Team QB
>Marry that

Yea, >>78029030 is right. You only marry a chick that ugly with his status if he's a flaming faggot.

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Well who won /NFL/

Guys, football is almost here. Can you feel it in the air tonight? It's so close.

>>78026383

>Super Bowl Hangover

Failcunts will go 7-9

>Panthers - 12-4
>Bucs - 10-6
>Falcons - 7-9
>Saints - 5-11

>>78029894

>rig owl for Texans
>Patriots vs Texans AFC final
>Tom and Bill don't play ball
>Texans get the shit beat of them and Jewdell fucked again

>>78030629
I REMEMBER
I REMEMBER THE WORRY

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I DALRAFT FOOOTBALL PLAYERS!! REAL FOOTBALL GUYS!!!
>first pick sits with invisible injury, second pick retires after first concussion.
Scotty's the real bust

>>78030629

YEA BOI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk866SAeZwc

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>>78030629
FOOBAW

>>78030628
>BB's draft

What did she mean by this?

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>>78030713
>She

>>78030605
Hey I'd rather have hurricanes than tornadoes

>>78030656

HOW COULD I EVER FORGET
THE FIRST TIME
THE LAST TIME
THE CHARGERS LEFT

BUT I KNOW THE REASONS WHY
YOU KEEP YOUR CHARGER HAT
OH NO YOU DON'T FOOL ME
WELL THE HURT DOESN'T SHOW
BUT THE PAIN STILL GROWS
THANKYOU SPANOS FAMILY

*bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum*

>>78029866
>the raiders beating the chiefs twice

im a broncos fan and i know this wont happen. the raiders always shit the bed against the chiefs defense. its never even close.

>>78029866
>Chargers 4-12

Please, no. I can't take anymore. But, I mean, looking at the first-half of the schedule... goddamn.

>when you flop a fantasy draft

Feels fucking horrible. Even a mate with an auto-draft did better.

>>78030713
don't come back pls

>kicker comment

why are the dolphins dropping andrew franks? he was good last year?

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>>78030811
m8 I posted this yesterday but fuck
>2 acl tears
>1 player under investigation

>>78030808

Theyll honestly at least go 8-8

(if healthy)

Their first team is decent, but they're real thin

*promises you*

Do you remember
shitpostin back in september?
Swearin your team was a contender
While choking big leads away

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - shitposting in September
Ba de ya - divisional title was a win away

Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda

My thoughts are skewed
because the pain is continued
only needed a field goal
wide right, bounced off the pole

Now December found the pain we shared in the playoffs .
Only rage and hatred, elites scoff
Remember the delusion

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - shitposting in September
Ba de ya - a super bowl ring was a few months away

There was a
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - shitposting in September
Ba de ya - golden dreams were shiny days

The bell was ringing, aha
Our souls were singing
Do you remember
Never a cloudy day

There was a
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - shitposting in September
Ba de ya - never thought of a season ending play

There was a
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - shitposting in September
Ba de ya - that ring was just a game away

Ba de ya de ya de ya
Ba de ya de ya de ya
ba de ya de ya de ya
De ya

Ba de ya de ya de ya
Ba de ya de ya de ya
ba de ya de ya de ya

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how deluded am i?

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>>78030837
>5 players on the same bye week

>>78030843
Looks reasonable to me

>>78030843

>broncos beating both the steelers and chiefs on the road

Come on fella

>>78030838
Well, they did add another OT off waivers. So, I'm hoping OL depth isn't an issue.

Secondary, though...

Glad to see Mager is gone.

>>78030877
Oh shit mager got cut?

>>78030877

Yeah, linebacker, too

I think Desmond king will be decent, and the DL should be solid

Who knows bro, who knows

>>78030742
Small path of moderate to intense damage or Large swath of mass flooding and slight to severe damage. I'm going with Tornados on this one. I'm also in Hawkeye country, not Nebraska Lite. They aren't as frequent on this side of the state.

Also

>Hurricanes can generate tornados

>>78030891
t. Mager

>>78030891
Yes, finally.

>>78026396
O H

>>78030902
Desmond will be this year's Jatavis, I feel, in terms of being a breakout player that people sleep on.

>>78030934

I think Hunter Henry will have a big one, too

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>>78030843
>pats in the wc
>r******s over cowboys
>toxins 3-13
>the fucking brncs win the owl
the fuck are you on

>>78030909
Yeah but at least you get some warning with hurricanes. Tornadoes can appear out of thin air.

>>78030954
After Gates gets a couple TDs, Henry can take over.

>>78030742
you do know hurricanes can also have tornadoes right?

most definite tornadoes

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last 2 is number of TDs Carr throws

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Vikings released Alex Boone to save 3 mil.
what are some other indications that your team has given up on the season before it has even started?

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>>78030992
To be fair, the Elflein/ Easton combination fared better against the Seattle first team anyway. Stay positive!

>tfw no more mobo

>>78030874
>steelers having a home field advantage in the playoffs
>chiefs winning in the playoffs.

>>78030992
Isn't Boone still decent at least why did they cut him?

>>78030958
That's why we have tornado watches. Also average warn time around here is 34 mins. We also get a lot of storms that get warned because they are "Capable of tornadic activity" but never produce.

Hurricanes can rapidly intensify without much warning

>See Harvey

Also the tornados with the lowest warning time average are those associated with hurricanes

>>78029866
>>78030435
>>78030843
aints and pants looking pretty volatile this season
nfcs is gonna be fun to watch

Canadian lions fan can you post some Theo Riddick webms pls?

>>78030150
no #20 here. Numbers 19 and 21 are the two Malcolms (Mitchell and Butler respectively.) Butler is already a great CB, so if Mitchell became elite we would have a literal spread offense with three great deep threats (four if you count Gronk.) Unstoppable; Tom would hurl 60 TDs.

>>78026789
>moist nugget
>gun

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>>78031082
they honestly cut him because they wanted to save money.
one of the best guards in the league and they cut him to save 3 mil. not to mention still paying all that dead money for him.

>>78031225
>one of the best guards
Passing guard, sure. But he's a shit run guard. (Not that I think this was a good decision mind you).

>>78031225
>one of the best guards in the league
Why do all vikings trip fags have to be retarded (except swedebro)?

>>78031360
Why is old bay the best trip friend?

>>78031186
I really fear for the lives of pat bandwagoners when their day in the sun ends, the suicide rate is going to sky rocket

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I need a clever and moderately offensive fantasy football team name. Any ideas?

>everything's lookin pretty good on the Panthers
>safeties look awful
welp time to get routed by every team with a good QB/WR combo

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ok lads, where is the first win for the Jest

>>78031655
Please don't let it be >my Chargers.

>Almost impossible to displace in Tennessee, it feels like Douglas has been with the organization since the Oiler days. We are now free, as are defensive backs who were so frequently cut blocked by Douglas on run plays. Douglas did help win Drew Dinkmeyer a million dollars at one point, but otherwise he was a net-negative in all facets, and was one of the dirtiest players in the league.

Rotoworld pls, one cutblock does not a dirty player make

>>78031452
Because he is funny maybe 10 percent of the time

>>78026828
>>78026896
Kill yourselves

>>78030150
janoris jenkis already became elite as soon as he switched over to a real team

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One week until the Cowboys shit all over the Giants. I bet Zeke plays, too.

>>78031655
for an upset win Dolphins week 3
for a more believable win Jags or Browns
for a meme win Patriots week 6

>>78031655
the home game against Buffalo then the Chargers for the last win

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Pick one.

Demarco Murray, Devonta Freeman, Jay Ajayi, Melvin Gordon, Jordan Howard

>>78031781
Howard

>>78031781
Jordan Howard

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>>78031793
>>78031799

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>>78026396
Wisconsin linemen. Cheese curds work miracles and I don't even like the Packers.

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Okay, so this staff has proved it can get out of the dumpster and into the wasteland of mediocrity. Question is, do you think they'll every be an actual playoff contender with this front office? I feel like once the Steelers lose Ben and Bell, it'll be up for grabs for anyone in the AFC North.

>>78031104
What I meant is you have a few days to prepare for a hurricane, vs a half hour with a tornado.

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How bad did I fuck up

>>78031781
freeman or ajayi. but they might try and phase freeman out and use coleman a lot more because freeman had the audacity to want to be paid.

any of you casuals watching UCLA vs AandM? I cant tell if Rosen is the real deal or if his pocket is just made of steel and texas just cant cover anyone.

>>78032293
jesus that team is stacked. was this a 4 person league? are you playing with nothing but women and minorities?

>>78030078
Meaty Clackers

>>78032344
Check em dubs chooses

>>78032293
>falling for the beastmode meme
wew
other than that though you're solid

>>78030150
KeiVarae Russel?
legitimately have never seen him play, we could use an elite corner though since Pac gets btfod damn near every game.

>>78032293
>Butker
he might not even be kicking m8

>>78032375
Yea taking a risk there, picked up James White in a later Round backup. Give them both time and see who I end up going with as my main man

>>78032420
As a Pats fan, let me tell you that White's not gonna be getting many fantasy points.

>>78032539
I can dream

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Rate my lineup lads

>the absolute state of the Redskins

>>78027346
>Believing you learned how to be a man all on your own

>>78032629
jesus we dont know how many people, ppr or not.
state the fucking parameters you fucking morons.

How based is the Cleveland police department?

>>78032717
What happened I saw they signed some Vikings tackle and converting him to guard

>>78032826

So based they actually enforce the law, which can't be said for balitmurder PD

>>78032892
Their second round pick last year up and retired because they are such shit

>>78033055
sua cravens? damn I liked that guy too. he was that safety from USC. fun to watch.
>>78032826
what did they do?

>lose to Aints 70-45
How do I recover from this?

>>78033196
Beat a woman.

>>78033196
take Brees away from them

>Brees' career completion percentage is 66.6
is he the devil guys?

>>78033171
The Cleveland PD told the Browns to fuck off because of their kneeling during the Anthem when they asked them to do a flag thing on opening day.

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>>78033235
how can be be the devil when he's a fucking saint

>>78028395
Your Senate race is between two full blown communists.

>>78033258
>started on the Chargers
>a devout man in Philip Rivers is on the team
Brees is the fallen angel, corrupting man under the guise of piety

>>78032826
>>78033038
>>78033249
>be so mad that some players won't stand for the anthem you disrespect the flag by not going at all
>Cleveland

Well it's a stupid tradition anyway, hope more police departments follow suit so that bullshit isn't forced upon me for trying to just watch a sport event.

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>tfw when no qb

>>78033361
Shut the fuck up Portugal

>>78032294
But he actually got paid so they'd be actual retards to give Freeman the money to bench him.

>>78033400
Everybody knows Spain is a state in central Mexico.

>people thought the Browns would go 3-13 0-6 before the preseason which was retarded enough
>they have a really good showing in the preseason
>somehow now they'll go 2-14 0-6
What the fuck is wrong with you retards?

>>78033397
it's ok, you can have brees once we go 7-9 again desu

>>78033426
>4chan is one person

>>78026396
Denial.

>>78033426
>preseason doesn't change people's minds on a team that's on a 5-28 streak

Hmmmm.

>>78031762
>the Jest will beat the Browns
>The Jest will beat these new look Browns
>The Jest will beat these new look Browns in Cleveland
How fucking dumb?

>>78033447
Well 95% of this board is uncapable of thinking for themselves and share the same retarded opinions so...

>>78033466
I'll buy into the Browns hype when they win some games m8

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>>78026624
>being ugly means you have no desire to force yourself on a woman

What are you, gay?

But seriously, if you're ugly than the woman could use that to her advantage, arguing that since you have no chance with a woman legitimately you would have to resort to rape.

>>78033466
>the Jest will win at Cleveland

Well it's not far-fetched and it won't be until Cleveland actually shows they are less shit than their usual.

>>78033505
Yeah, but then they have to admit they got raped by, not just any guy, but an ugly guy

>>78033503
6 wins, with more to come in 2018.

>>78026396
euphoria

>>78033531
I'll be happy if it happens, about time the AFC gets some fucking new blood in the playoffs

>>78033530
That's when the exaggerations come in.

>he drugged me
>he knocked me out
>he surprise attacked me

Or some variation.

>>78033572
Doesn't matter, even if it's rape nobody wants to admit to having sex with someone who's ugly

>>78033361
>a player posts a picture of a black guy slitting an officer's throat last year
>"apoligizes"
>goes out and kneels for the anthem
>you get mad
>>W-why are you mad?

>>78030874
I don't see how anyone can think the Chiefs are a better team than the Broncos.
The Chiefs have shit for running backs and shit for wide receivers,their defense is worse and Siemian,if he stays unespectacular,will still be close to Alex Smith.

>>78033447
>every single prediction has the same fucking record for them
Try again

Well I just took my anger out on the Cowboys 56-16, interestingly, the cowboys have a white TE named David Bowie

>>78033462
Maybe it should because if a team changes just about everything and looks better than they've been perhaps you shouldn't think they're the same

>>78033503
>>78033517
>don't allow touchdowns in 3 straight games
>th-this means nothing
You might fucking expect a team to allow more preseason touchdowns

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>your team
>use a Spongebob quote to describe how you think they will perform this season

>>78033677
>Spongebob
>good

/nfl/ is a Based Hey Arnold thread friend

>>78033691
>not Angry Beavers

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>>78033677
>iggles by December

Not a quote per se, but you get drift.

>>78033676
>preseason
>mattering
the Pats when 1-3 in the preseason are they gonna suck this year?

>>78033676
>PRE
>SEASON

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>>78033691
>>78033705
>being this wrong

>>78033611
So the other players who kneel for the anthem also have posted that pic?

Did they stop going to Browns games after said pic was posted?

>>78033655
>same staff
>changes everything

Hmmmm.

>>78033676
Detroit went 4-0 in the preseason the year they made history with the 0-16 season.

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QB J. Flacco Bal - QB 10
WR D. Thomas Den - WR 5
WR B. Marshall NYG - WR 8
WR D. Moncrief Ind - WR 11
RB J. Ajayi Mia - RB 11
RB I. Crowell Cle - RB 9
TE J. Graham Sea - TE 6
W/R/T J. Matthews Buf - WR 6
K P. Dawson Ari - K 8
DEF New York 8
BN G. Bernard Cin - RB 6
BN M. Mack Ind - RB 11
BN Oakland 10
BN C. West KC - RB

>20 man league standard
who needs WR's anyways

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>>78033677
>>78033691
>>78033705
>all this western babby shit
>not exclusively watching Toonami as a kid

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>>78033691
What's it like being the biggest faggot in this thread?

Keep in mind the amount of autistic asshats that use trips in this thread.

>>78033778
>>78033791
Last time the Browns went 4-0 they made the playoffs

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>>78033426
Wow! Undefeated in the preseason! Holy shit they'll go 15-1 for sure at least imo as we all know any team that goes undefeated in the preseason always does very well in the regular season.

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>>78033677
>panthers
>lose superbowl again

>>78033799
>>same staff
>>changes everything
>Hmmmm.
>they should change the staff they brought in to change things, hurrrr

>Detroit went 4-0 in the preseason the year they made history with the 0-16 season.
>>78033930
See
>>78033916

>>78033916
yeah and when the Lions went 4-0 they lost every game in the season, whats your point

>>78033916
I would be just elated for the Browns if they made the playoffs, but it's not gonna be because of some shit they did in the preseason.
If they're 4-0 in the regular season I'll get excited.

>>78033948
Honestly i believe they are getting better with hue, but theres no way they're making the playoffs. You dont just go from 1-15 to 8-8 or better

>>78033055
and their first two picks this year are from Damaged Goods U

>>78033916
So the last time the Browns went 4-0 was before they left for Baltimore?

>>78034004
If they went 1-15 and got completely blown out every loss I'd agree. They had a lot of close games and a bunch that were decided on bad ref calls. They have an easier schedule and the least I can see without injury is 6 wins and I think it's more. I'm just getting sick of all of the redditors unable to say anything other than "LOL THE LIONS DOE". Please, have a fucking discussion with me, I'm down.

>>78034058
I didn't say the last time they made the playoffs they went 4-0 I said the last time they went 4-0 they made the playoffs. Learn to read you dumb fucking Spaniard

>>78033880
don't know never watch the show with the gay talking sponge

>>78034004
>you don't just go from 1-15 to 8-8 or better
the Panthers almost did it

>>78034004
There are several teams that went from shit to good in the matter of a year. The 1988 Bengals and 1999 Rams are and excellent example. Don't count the Browns just of the basis of there past struggles.

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>>78034093
You seriously have no love for early Spongebob?

Are you some kind of faggot?

I love these kinds of videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wge7JK0JV0Q

>>78034093
Holy shit kys

JUST

>Jets and Browns pass on QBs because muh 2018 class
>all the QBs shit the bed right out the gate
this is the beginning of the end of the passing era. once everyone retires there will be no good QBs left.

>>78034093
How old are you?

WIN

>>78033311

liking this

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>>78034093

>>78034180
>Browns pass on QBs
>got their franchise guy
What did he mean by this?

>>78034068
Detroit also had some close calls when they went 0-16, no team is so bad that they get BTFO every time. They still were horrible enough to go 1-15 with their only win coming at the buzzer.

>>78034091
The last time they went to the playoffs they went 2-2 in the preseason and that's the only time they made it after getting a new team.

>>78034095
Miami did it in 2008.

>>78034134
Two examples, two MVP quarterbacks.

>>78034180
>with the 1st overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft the Buffalo Bills select Lamar Jackson, quarterback, Louisville

>>78034241
>The last time they went to the playoffs they went 2-2 in the preseason and that's the only time they made it after getting a new team.
Okay, and? We're talking about what 4-0 does to the Browns not how to get to the playoffs. They've never gone undefeated in the preseason and not had a winning record and the last time they did it they made the playoffs.

>>78034280
When is the last time Cleveland went 4-0?

Based on this year's preseason, the Browns will have a football season and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>78034323
I hope so m8

>>78033426
This is coming from someone who lives in Leaveland. After decades of watching this horseshit it stops being infuriating and starts being humorous, how many ways they invent to disappoint you.

You don't run into a busy street without looking. You DON'T bet on the Browns.

Hue will resign winless after week 12 and they'll get one win under Gregg Williams, and the entire putrid cycle will begin again.

>LAWL THE DOLPHINS HAD AN EASY SCHEDULE IN 1972 LAWL
that's the point of the playoffs m8
a team fed cupcakes should lose in the first round to a good team

>>78034409
The 72 Dolphins were a shit team, not a single quality loss on their schedule

>>78034309
1986

Which team will go worst to first this year? IF any team does it, that is.

>>78034241
No one expected Kurt Warner to do what he did during the Rams 99 run. If the Browns do poorly I will accept that, but they are definitely in the position to turn things around.

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12 team half PPR

R8

>you now remember LaDainian Tomlinson played for the Jets

>>78034408
Also, fuck Jimmy Hamslam up the ass with a rusty flagpole.

>>78034466
Who? I've never heard of this "jets" before

What's the best NFL UrinatingTree roast?

>>78034408
They aren't losing to the fucking Jets, you're psychotic if you think they are. By week 12 they're at least .500

>>78034527
Falcons or Vikes

>>78034527
Seemed to go pretty hard on the Stoolers recently.

>>78034552
He has a Steelers roast now? Link?

>>78034457
And no one should expect a first year starter to throw for over 40 TDs and winning the league MVP, ever. Because there have been hundreds, even thousands, of QBs and Warner's story is unique.

Will it happen again? Maybe, but you can't even consider it an option because it's not realistic.

>>78034587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmp4uKwveX4

>>78026396

Not sure but Maryland is the worst

>>78034552
Was pretty cool for him to knock a good team.

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>>78034627

>literally the city of olde ghey