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Official Bulgaria - Netherlands pre-match bread

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Probably their last chance to qualify

Starts in 20 minutes
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what do you call the stage after JUST?
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>>78022340
FUCK
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>>78022348

MY
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>>78022354

SHIT
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>>78022380
UP
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>>78022354

Dubs and we lose 4-0
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>>78022284
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>78022399


TOPITIKEK
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Cillessen; Tete, de Vrij, Hoedt, Blind; Wijnaldum, Vilhena; Robben, Propper, Promes; Janssen.

Iliev; Popov, Terziev, Bozhikov, Zanev; Kostadinov, Tsvetkov, Chochev; Zehirov, Manolev, Popov.
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>>78022399
Oh lord
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>>78022412
>Cillessen
>Tete
>de Vrij
>Hoedt
>Blind
>Wijnaldum
>Vilhena
>Robben
>Propper
>Promes
>Janssen
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>van Persia plays maybe 20 mins vs France
>injured
Fuck sake
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cheeky 2-1 win for bulgaria after added time
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>>78022412
realistically can netherlads still qualify?
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>>78022509
Yes, maybe even second
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>>78022399
god bless u
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Does Bulgaria have the most depressing anthem?
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>>78022545
Shut the fuck up you Moroccan fuck
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>>78022509
don't count on it
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2-1 lads, dubs wills it
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im here for >le cut inside man
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ria ria bulgaria
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Wie willen jullie het liefst? Janssen of van persie?
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>>78022545

Unironically, yes.

I think we should just steal Italy's anthem and just replace "Italia" with "Bulgaria".
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>>78022509
I hope they won't the sad cunts don't even deserve it.
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>>78022587
Bas Dost
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>>78022509
Even if we qualify it will be the most embarrassing WC since 1934
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>>78022509

"No"
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good to see the line up during the national anthem was segregated. more than likely will be a guarantee for succes. good for netherland!
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>>78022605
unironically this
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>>78022605
Inderdaad, waar is hij?
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stream?
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Do you have a reliable stream lads ?
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acestream?
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go BULLgaria
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> janssen
slow piece of shit
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>>78022629
Girl's
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>Robben still playing

found your problem NL
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>we have a right back playing left wing

wew
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>>78022701
Didn't know Pep managed Bulgaria
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>>78022627
Muh Hollandse school doesn't favour a proper striker
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>>78022587
Huntelaar.
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watch our match instead

our thread needs more activity
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>le cut inside man

literally how old is he?
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BALGARI YOU NAZI
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>Bobben
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I AM TURK AND I STAND WITH TURKISH BROTHERS OF BULGARINA
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>>78022585
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>>78022399
Holy shit there's 1 LOL
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Inb4 most dangerous lead
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Scoring early is stupid. It gives them more time to come back
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>NEVERLANDS SCORING
>6 MINUTES IN

JUST
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ORRANGGEEEEEEEEE!
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Too early to celebrate
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Is Dutch football, dare I say it, back?
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>>78022679
obrigado, muito afável
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B R A V O
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that was a goal
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Who's Bulgaria's star player?
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>actually allowing oranje to score

I can't even imagine how that must feel
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DAVY
DAVY PROPPER KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER
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>>78022827
Nina Dobrev
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>>78022831

we lost to belarus

this is nothing
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>>78022821
Just give us the cup la'
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>>78022825
i noticed that too!
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OUR YEAR LA'S
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>>78022827
manolev. superb crosser.
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There's still time r-right g-guys ;-;
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>>78022846
we lost to feroe islands and gibraltar
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just give us the world cup already la the boys in orange are BACK
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>>78022827

Pic related.
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>>78022880
Nicola Tesla is Serbian tho
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>notices bulgearia on the map
OwO what's this?
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>>78022874
but how?

greece 2004 stronk
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>>78022800
It is not like that you can only score ones
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>>78022891
idk how but we did
we had ranieri as the coach after we lost he went to leicester and won the premiere league
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>>78022908
>faroe island and gibraltar are responsible for leicester winning the league
really activates those ol' almonds
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tell me something about bulgaria, I know next to nothing about that country, it seems so obscure to me

I just know that they, like romania, have a shitton of gypsies over there and even more turks than us and that our working class plebs like to go there for holidays because it's cheap, but that surely can't be all?
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>>78022903
Scoring once is for lightweights, c'mon guys we gotta score at least 4 times. Leave humanity behind
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I want Wijnaldum out of my timeline
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What result would be better for Sweden?
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>>78022908
you beat gibraltar, but did lose to faroe islands
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>"robben, cutting inside"

Oh, Ian
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>>78022946

That's all, Merkel.
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>>78022946
That's all. Also we chose your side in both wars and lost both times so fuck you Kraut
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>>78022946
Sunny beach for cheap beer and Russian slags
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Not a bad header lad wouldn't write them off
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>>78022957
World class la
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fun match so far
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Fucking KAPOW
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>>78022962
Just quit and give us your damsels already la'
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>>78022946
>and even more turks than us

how delusional
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TROLLPOST
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>>78022978
>>78022981
so a cheap country full of gypsies and turks

hmm, kinda sounds like the city of >schalke
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>>78022963

This is now a Къци thread.
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>>78022962
maybe your wife's son knows
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Christ are they taking defending lessons from the school of klopp and brenny
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Pommes is unironically not a professional footballer is he?
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>>78022985
>cheap beer
More like the most expensive beer in the county

Lots of Dutchies were there this summer, you guys are kinda annoying v.v
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>>78022946

>Turks in Germany (only those without German citizenship, does not account for German citizens of Turkish descent): 1,492,580
>Ethnic Turks in Bulgaria: 588,318
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HUP HUP
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>>78023053
Dutch teens are one of the worst tourists you will ever meet.

t. Former Dutch teen
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>>78023056
there are far more turks here than 1.4 million
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>>78023016
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>>78023004
>>78023056
I meant as a percentage of your overall population

you are the most muslim country in the EU (also the poorest one, sorry)
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>>78023091
What nationality are you now?
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The cut inside trick doesn't work anymore
Just retire Arjen
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I'm starting to dislike the Netherlands more and more.
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>>78023109
t. m*slim
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>>78023118
I'm now mid-twenty Dutch guy
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>>78023130
I'm roman catholic officially, but agnostic actually
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>>78023122
no u
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>>78023109
I'm pretty sure this graph is wrong. Our population is not 6 percent muslim. Around 4% I believe
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Can you actually live in the Netherlands with English only. I heard about almost everyone there speaking it but when I was in Amsterdam no one knew it and the ones who did butchered it
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>>78023109

And your country enjoys scat porn.
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>>78023153
t. muslim
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>>78023167
you could in amsterdam but they will butcher it, not sure where this meme comes from we all speak english
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>>78023103

thats what i said, that number is just the turkish citizens. your government doesnt put an ethnicity question on censuses it seems

>>78023109

both of those are true, though its worth noting that a large part of the muslims here (about a third) are ethnic bulgarians, and many of those are only nominally muslim.
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>>78023167
I dont believe you, I live in Amsterdam and there are literally shops and cafes where the workers don't even speak Dutch
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>>78023167
I know a shitton of people studying there and they can speak only english.
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>>78023167
Yes
But for making friends and being included in a social circle it will be harder.

And I hope the Netherlands lose this game. A shit team does not deserve to be at the WC.
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>>78023167
It's actually a problem with people trying to learn dutch. When they try to speak dutch people automatically switch to english. Don't know about people in Amsterdam but I always avoid that shithole like the plague
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>>78023183

american tourists i'd imagine
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>>78023193
Which team are you talking about?
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>>78022399
EЙ ПEДEPACT xD
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>>78023208
i mean amsterdam's aboslutely full of foreigners, all kinds, they all speak english
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>>78022399
ty based burglaria
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Kek I've literally never even watched soccer, wtf am I doing here lmao?
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how are dutch bros playing?
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>only one who wakes up to watch footy in my social circle

Do I need new friends lads?
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>Vincent Janssen
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>>78023242
I ask myself that question every night when I try to sleep.
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>>78023252
yeah i can come live with you
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>>78023252
>having friends
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>>78023249
like shit
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>>78023220
Stop stealing russian words
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If the Netherlands and us miss the world cup im done with this semen slurping sport forever desu
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>>78023167
Tarantino did
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Bulgarians aren't real slavs anyway
Turkish rape babies
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>>78023275
You might want to start packing
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well, about time for the 1-1...
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>>78023249
Als een natte krant
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>>78023105
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>>78023274
>russian
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desu id rather see an underdog like bulgaria qualify than our terrible squad
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>>78023297

we're playing with 4 fullbacks, 3 dm's and not a single striker

calm down
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come on bulgaria

FIGHT AND WIN
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>>78022860
>Manolev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUF9HNpcrzE
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>>78023295
Said the mongol rape baby
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CПAPTAКOBCКOE ДEPБИ ПOCOHЫ
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>>78023296
Me my brother and our Dutch cousin were even thinking about making the trip to Russia this summer funny how they both might choke
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We should annex Luxembourgh while we still have the chance so we can play Sweden twice.
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>>78023327
but you guys have Manolev
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REF?
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>>78023184
they do, we call people whose families arrived here after 1949 "germans with migrational background"

there are around 3 million ethnic turks here
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>sweden 3-0
its ogre
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>le cut inside and cross man
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>Promes
>Best player in Russia believe me
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>>78023372
What would happen if during the qualifiers a country annexed another country and disbanded their FA?
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>svinsi copromes
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Sweden will more than likely beat belarus let's be real
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>>78023372
holy shit, to arms faggots
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Promes or Depay, what would you guys do?
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>this amount of JUST from both teams
better just let Sweden take the play off spot already

>>78023427
cancel all the following matches and annul previous matches, I figure
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I unironically rate blind
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>>78023274
stop stealing our alhpabet, fuccboi
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>zweden 3-0 voor
Het zit ook totaal niet mee deze kwalificatiereeks
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>>78023372
>>78023427
no famalam, we annex Russia and automatically qualify as host nation
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just play dost atleast you can get headers Janssen is a waste of a spot
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>netherlands will unironically miss second big tournament in a row
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*blocks your path*
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>>78023465
we zijn gewoon kanker slecht, niet voor die slachtoffer rol gaan
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>>78023481
They will win their remaining matches and take the playoff spot from us. There is no way we will beat Holland at Amsterdam Arena.
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>>78023486
What is it with slavs and buzz cuts
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Holy fuck can our team be any worse
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>>78023481
As long as Syria makes it, I don't care about my shit country.
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>>78023514
You have to go back.
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>>78023467
Oh shit, good idea. Our military winning against Russia's might be a long shot, but it's the best shot we've got.
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>>78023499
Sweden has a GD of +10 right now, we only have +4.

It's literally over for us.
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wait is the refball in our favor? Ref seems to really like his toothpaste
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>>78023514
back to aleppo ahmed
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>>78023520
To where? I'm 100% ethnic Germanic.
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>>78023503
>not rocking a buzzcut
what are you, a fucking woman?
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>>78023514
Syria fan boy hates his own country
Every time
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>>78023499
That would put us at equal points, which means we'd need to beat you by like 7 goals

it's ogre
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when will the jansen meme end holy fuck he is shit
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3-0 Sweden, you need a win definitely
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>>78023548
this literally a meme
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>>78023527
I got u senpai

>Literally threw the ball into own net twice in a game against France when we were winning
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>Ribbon
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>>78023465
>>78023489
Why can't you faggots speak proper german. That shit is ridiculous.
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Can someone give me a stream that aint ace strea,?
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Don't worry lads, luxemburg will meme the shit out of sweden for their benelux bros
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>>78023572
this
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>>78023550
Difference is 3 points between us, the only chance we have is if you guys somehow lose to Luxembourg
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>>78023548
any reason for DICK not starting Dost?

>>78023550
in the worldc up qualifiers and group stage, it's goal difference first
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How the hell did the retarded nigger blonde meme hair get popular? It looks awful
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How come Belarus is so shit at football? I thought they were stronger
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Russia is a lost cause, we have probably the shittiest team in the last 60 years with only literal whos who play in russian, turkish and chink leagues at best

but Hubchev should focus on rebuilding this embarrassment and start thinking about Qatar

also, why the fuck isnt Kraev in the national team?and in general, why do they keep picking those old useless fucks, there are so many good strikers in the youth teams
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>>78023602
they're trying to finally assimilate in europe, have some respect for their admirable effort
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Pulikek with his potential fully realized will be Arjen Robben.
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>>78022788
based dutchposter btfo-ing the spics
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Since robben became cap he suddenly plays very poor, how to fix?
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>>78023614
I like your kits.
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>>78023630
take away his cap status?
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>>78023601
He always needs to start atleast one memeplayer and since memepiss is on the bench he has to play him
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>>78023572
German is a shitty language due to consonant shift. Dutch/frisian predates german. It's a completely different language and only german federalists would tell you otherwise
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>>78023614

Mитe, кoгa шe пиeмe?
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>>78023274
Greek, surely
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>>78023646
Nobody told me anything, but I don't think it's normal to understand as much dutch as I do given the fact I've never studied it.
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>>78023614
Kraev literally played in the last game you selqk. The "old useless fucks" are the reason we even have points in this group Go fuck your sister and never watch football again.
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>>78023646
we made it better, your language sounds like german spoken at a throat cancer awareness event
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if only france didnt lose to sweden
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It's another /pol/ takes over episode. Fuck off lads, seriously.
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>>78023696
what is your opinion on hugo lloris?
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>>78023706

its a shitty meaningless game
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>>78023016
He seems like he suffers from major depression
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>>78023614
Kraev, Despodov, Nedelev, all better than the 30 years old shitters that they keep calling for some reason
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>>78023696
>NO
>MORE
>EXCUSES
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>>78023706
alright sorry, gipsy
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>>78023159
Isn't Rotterdam 50% muslim? Or was it 50% non-dutch?
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>>78023715
a meme but outperforms all our gks
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>>78023730
Doesn't matter. I want to see you motherfuckers win.

>>78023737
Thank you, Abdul.
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>>78023666
Dutch and german have a lot of similarities in sentence structure and most vocabulary so you can understand the gist of it but when you look futher into written german and dutch the differences become apparent. Spoken is a lot easier since general context gets through in every language and with the same-ish vocabulary you can 'understand' it. Not precisely because we have the same words but use them differently. Last thing I'll say about it. I've heard dutch people master german but never have I heard a german master dutch. Even for germans living in the country for 20+ years
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>>78023751
non-dutch but i wouldnt be surprised it it was also 50% muslims
its literally a shithole
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>>78023633
the new ones are better tb h
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How did Holland go from demolishing Spain 5-1 and winning bronze to... well this?
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ХOPA КOГA ЩE CE КЛACИPAME HEКЪДE ШИБAHИTE CЪPБИ CA ПOЧTИ 100% B PAШA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>78023769
Seems comfy to me, would have stayed there if I could get a job.
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>>78023772
Those are hideous. It's like Romania-tier hideous kits. The actual ones are classic.
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>>78023788

кaтo ни ce пaднe гpyпa кaтo тaя нa cъpбитe и ниe щe ce клacиpaмe
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>>78023788
aбcoлютнo вcички oкoлo нac имaт бaхти лecнитe гpyпи a ниe cмe c >фpaнция >хoлaндия >швeция

pycия e oтпиcвaй
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>>78023775
2014 was just prime cut inside man carrying the team, he's too old now
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>>78023614
Ape мoля бeз пoвeчe гoeвдa в нaциoнaлa....
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Fuck Costa Rica
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lel
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Nice nets netherlands
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>>78023768
>I've heard dutch people master german but never have I heard a german master dutch

because we don't have to

why bother mastering a language only spoken by maybe 10 million people that you don't even need in the only country speaking it since everybody there speaks english or german anyway

german on the other hand is the most spoken native language in the EU
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>Netherlands in charge of buying nets
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>>78023843
cucked twice by Memerena
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At least the womens team is good...
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>>78023807
that one was the goat imo
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>>78023843
Don't be salty
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>europoor infrastructure
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:(
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>>78023861
>>>>>>>>>>womens sport>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>78023861
Who even cares about men football? US was right all along
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>>78023863
What's she drinking?
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>>78023807
>>78023863
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>>78022399
BUL
FUCKIN
GARIA
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>>78023878

piss
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>>78023869
he is so in love with himself that he married his tranny doppelgänger
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>>78023889
Shut up
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>>78023878
kompot :-DDD
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>>78023827
>>78023829
To вeчe нe cъм cигypeн дaли имa знaчeниe cpeщy кoй игpaeм cтигa дa e cмe някъв ayтcaйдep и дa cмe нa coбcтвeн тepeн. Кaк мoжe дa игpaeм пo-дoбpe cpeщy Хoлaндия, Швeция, Итaлия и Хъpвaтия в Бългapия aмa гигaнтитe oт Бeлapyc ни къквaт.
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>>78023372
>>78023467
You actually should succumb to German rule. You can play that way.
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>>78023896
neijn
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fuck off netherlands you're already eliminated let bulgaria win here and beat sweden in the last game for them. based bulgaria will beat france of course
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>>78023910
Except not a single Dutch player would make the team
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>>78023869
>van gaal leaves
>They start sucking

Really makes you think
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>>78023899
Бeлapyc нямaт квo дa гyбят
Haщe oщe cи миcлят чe e 90тe и имaмe world class oтбop a вмoмeнтa ca нa нивoтo нa Люкceмбypг
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>>78023930
>who is robben
>>
>>78023922
We have to take someone with us into the grave
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>>78023930
LCIM would
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>>78023937
An old man who is past it
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>>78023731
He is a really pleasant kind of guy. A family man. An actor. The first TV Show host in Bulgaria. A legend of sorts. The pun of many jokes. He does yoga and has a great family life. Back in the days when this picture was taken (late 90s early 00s) there wasn't a single person in Bulgaria who didn't suffer from severe depression. Come to think of it there probably still isn't. We are officially one of the unhappiest nations on earth. FML xD
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Can he fix our shitty team lads
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>>78023949
>not knowing robben is like wine, only getting better each year

he puts balls past the goalkeeper

you guys don't deserve him
>>
>>78023949
aka your, and Bayern's, best player
>>
This has got 1-1 written all over it
>>
3-0 for Sweden

it's over for Neverlands

O V E R
V
E
R
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>>78023952
>We are officially one of the unhappiest nations on earth

Denmarks is the happiest and has the greatest suicide rate in the world, those metrics are debatable.
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>The city of Janssen
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>>78023957
can he?
>>
Fucking janssen
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>>78023997
can't be sad if you killed yourself.
>>
There are not enough meme arrows in this world for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>janssen
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>>78023997
I thought Japan had the greatest suicide rate?
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>>78024009
can he?
>>
>starting Janssen up front

What the fuck happened lads? Leigh Griffiths is better.
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>>78023952
>>78023731
being Къци is suffering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH5KkUEb13I
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>>78023997
we mostly die from cancer, high blood pressure here and imbecilic medical errors soo no need to an hero, also we are orthodox Christians and that's kind of a no-no.
>>
>>78023997
Eugenics at work.
>>
Dammit I just got home from work!
I bet against The Netherlands.
>>
>>78024038
Possibly. Denmark is surely up there.
>>
janssen is such a faggot holy shit
>>
>>78024060
Keep working
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>>78024041
He'd probably beat the sit out of shithead referees.

For our international friends his nick name is "The sheep's head" and here is an example of him in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e2LFxaBKwA
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>>78024044
He plays for Scotland and celtic
>>
>>78024060
You have to go back
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>>78023866
Fuck you spic
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>>78023768
What did you say?
>>
>spartak players in charge of not being shit
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>>78023997
Erm, no it isn't....

Greenland, Lithuania and South Korea are the most suicidal countries on this planet.
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>>78024041
>>78024009
>>78023957
can he?
>>
>janssen
>>
What's the score guys? I stopped watching.
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I want him back.
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>>78024128
Why is Greenland so sad?
>>
Fucking wijnaldum is so fucking shit
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How is someone this cute, so bad at what they are supposed be good at??
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>>78024161
No job prospects, half of the year no sun.
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>>78024133
ayyy
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>>78024163
The funny thing is, he's like our 2nd best player right now
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>>78024163
plays very well at liverpool but with our national team he looks like he just cant be arsed
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>>78024128
They probably counted Greenland as Denmark at the chart I looked at. Greenland is not completely independent yet, right?
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>>78024161
Because it's a depressive frozen wasteland and not really meant to be populated by human beings.
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>bulgarian possession.
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>>78024128
what the fuck happens in Greenland
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>depay getting warmed up actually got me excited
Fucking kill me
>>
oh shit time for chimp outs
>>
>>78024178
robben would be the best, and behind that its deffinetly blind. A lot better than he gets credit for
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>>78024155
He was very goed
>>
>>78024183
yep

The king of denmark is also the king of greenland afaik
>>
This team sums up everything wrong with modern football
>>
>>78024128
No /asean/ country yay
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>>78024188
/Comfy/
>>
>>78024211
*unsheathes katana*
nothing personnel
*kills u*
>>
>>78024209
Cant play football for half of year because there's no sun at all.

Also, no happy tunes like link related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl_5rb9jP7w
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>>78024060
NEt alsof je werkt kutmarokkaan
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>>78024161
I wonder why.....
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>memepiss incoming
oh god
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>>78024227
definitely, jesus christ how did i fuck up that bad
>>
>>78024236
Get more africans. It works for France.
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>>78024249
Well, why? That looks amazing.
>>
STOP
TOUCHING
THE
BALL
WITH
YOUR
HANDS
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>>78024249
God thats perfect
why is every captcha fucking calle
fuck off you spanish piece of shite
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career-ending injury when???
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>>78024244
unironically good
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>>78024253
>memepiss poo-pie the next ronaldo
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>>78024227
>Blind
>good
hehe yeah...
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>>78024255
Those are the problem muh nigga check out my flashy tricks n shiet but can't function as a unit therefore we shouldn't go to the WC
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>>78024249
That looks pretty comfy
>>
>>78024128
>you now realize North Korean propaganda was right all along
>>
LE RUN INSIDE AND TAP IN MAN
>>
LE CUT INSIDE MAN
>>
>>78024280
Spanish is the third most spoken language I believe.
>Calle garantie
>>
>>78024244
ayy you made me happy bro
>>
>le tap inside man
>>
LCIM
C
I
M
>>
>>78024282
I thought so too, much better than
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAMqD_YThsY
>>
Fluke not intentional
>>
Smh he didn't even cut inside
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>>78024297
oh look another assist
>>
Blind MVP tbqh famalam
>>
Besides blind and robbed this Dutch team is shit. Man I miss the days when the dutch when good
>>
THE GOAT
>>
>>78024128
>88% of Greenland's population are Greenlandic Inuit
>only 12% european
Intredasting, definitely expected more european
>>
#lcim
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>>78024337
>ivory coast in charge of eyesight
>>
THE MOST DANGEROUS
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>le tap inside man
>>
>>78024342
We were never good. What did we won?
>>
MOST
>>
>>78024244
NLO was pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o08vQzNeYa0
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>Dutch goalkeeping
>>
NOT OVER YET LADS
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>>78024340
>the bane of Bulgaria
>>
KEK

>Cillessen
>>
this is unironically going to end in a draw isn't it
>>
I started rating Blind ironiccaly but now I do unironiccaly
>>
NEVEREVELANDS ABSOLUTELY SHOOK
>>
Why cant we have nice things?
>>
the most dangerous lead
>>
>cillishit
>>
>2-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>sweden cucking netherlands for wc spot
jej
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>>78024398
Blame immigrants and feminism
>>
>Cillessen
What the fuck was that?
>>
>cilissen
>>
>>78024411
nostradamus over here
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based manlet of many goals
>>
Why Cillessen and not Stekelenburg?
>>
>2-1

Prepare for draw, neds.
>>
> Cilelsen
>>
we dont deserve arjen
>>
bretty good tactics of letting them get one back, you will see. dick advocado chess of highest tier desu.
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he shouldve cut inside more
>>
thw absolute madman actually cut inside and shoot
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robben scores without cutting inside. who knew he had an inner van nilsterooy he could channel
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>>78024383
I watched Spasitelkite in Ohrid on some music festival. Some drunk boozer kept shouting KROFNI, KROFNI BLGARSKI and assured us that he meant it as a compliment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iw_eel5qNk
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>>78024480
I AM GROWING STRONGER
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>>78024389
More like Bulgaria winning in stoppage time. I mean both goals being scored in overtime
>>
2022 is our year lads
>>
what happened
>>
>>78024518
I'm creaming my pants just thinking about it
>>
>>78024530
Those Bullygarians scored
>>
>Janssen trying to cut inside and sucking
Smh I thought he would be a great striker. I thought he do give Kane a run for his starting position .
>>
>>78024518
wouldnt even be mad. its over for us anyway, at least bulgaria has a chance of they win this
>>
>>78024543
i've known that feeling 3 times
>>
are these bulgarians professionals or do they have full time jobs like some of the icelanders?
>>
Pronouncing "De Vrij" as "De Fry"

>romanian commentators

Is this accurate?
>>
What the fuck are we going to do on a WC? End this already.
>>
>>78024161
it's cold
>>
>>78024565

most of them are full time alcoholics
>>
Turning off because too embarrassing desu
>>
>>78024568

Yes.
>>
>>78024568
Like Vrei
>>
>le fast dutch negro mindlessly runs into an opponent

why does this keep happening in this game?
>>
>>78024568
Close enough
>>
>>78024568
Yes
>>
>>78024578
my dream job
>>
>>78024568
that is correct way to pronounce it. Dutch pronounce V like F.
>>
>>78024555
What did he mean by this?
>>
So many yellows.
>>
>>78024581

you just scored a third goal tho
>>
Were back lads, apologize
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>>78024610
No
>>
uhh... yay?
>>
>>78024616
that the played like shit the other day

Also 3-1 BYE BYEEEEEE
>>
>>78024610

No we don't.
>>
Free header a few yards out, that's amateur shit.
>>
Those reactions
they know it's over
>>
>>78024610
No we don't
>>
Now Bulgars have to score three times in overtime. Seems impossible... Or is it?
>>
RIP Burglars, you ain't gonna steal nothing from this house it seems
>>
TSUUUU
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>Bulgaria
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>>78024634
>>78024643
>>78024649
seems like you do, why are you in such denial?
>>
>>78024610
no we vucking dont
>>
>>78024671
kek
>>
>>78024633
>t. Johannes James Vandenberg-Smith
>>
Pröpper is a hilarious name

Sounds very Saxon
>>
>>78023852
I have no idea why anyone would learn German though? You all speak English anyway.
>>
Please don't bully Bulgaria.
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Guess we'll try for the Euros
>>
>>78024671
kek
>>
>>78024500
literlaly no idea who those are, but seems like some kino proto-chalga
>>
Dutch is nothing more than the retarded little brother of German and English.
>>
>all this diving
>>
>>78024706
And this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ6zuGfStss
>>
>>78024692
our working class plebs don't speak it very well tho
>>
>the belligerents of bulgaria
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Will Janssen kill himself eventually?
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>>78024714
Other way around la
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>>78024714
>>
>>78024714
krijg de kanker :)
>>
>>78024714
Or English is the retarded little brother of Dutch and German? Depends on how you look at it
>>
jesus fucking christ jansen what is your shot conversion rate you absolute mug
>>
is Pröpper /ourguy/?
>>
>>78024732
They don't speak very good German either, at least in BW and Berlin.
>>
>>78024756
Always rated him la
>>
>>78024750
reported to the FBI
>>
>merkel vs schulz debate in half an hour

should I watch this or some other match later on?

I'm not gonna vote for any of them anyway, but it could still be interesting if the journalists will have the balls to ask real questions
>>
>>78024754
True, English is a peculiarity among the Germanic languages. But I guess that peculiarty makes it unique.
>>
>tfw 2 world cup dreams ending today
sorry bulgaria
>>
>>78024793

our world cup dream died the day the groups were drawn
>>
>le cut inside defender man
>>
>>78024777
Reported to KWF kankerbestrijding
>>
>>78024793
If Netherlands win over Sweden they're still behind?
>>
>no yellow for LCIM
wew
>>
>>78024783
what will they talk about? aren't both parties kind of center left now? or is Schulz crazy like Corbyn?
>>
>>78024793
>Implying we didn't fucking know that we don't have chances when they announced the group
>>
>>78024817
Need to win probably by like 5 goals cause sweden still have luxembourg
>>
sad trumpets
>>
I rather have NL in a world cup than see Sweden lose to Northern Ireland and flood their team with muslims
>>
>>78024817
We have to score more goals but it looks like that isn't happening
>>
>>78024817
I wish Norwegian football were good. I really like your country.
>>
>>78024817
Sweden is currently three points and six goal difference ahead of us
>>
>>78024783
>German journalists
>having the balls to ask pressing questions

Lol no

On the other hand, there are no interesting games on later on so I will still watch the shitty debate while making me some cheeky gin tonics and cheese cube snacks.
>>
>>78024817
If we win with like 6 goals, sure
>>
>>78024839
norwegians aren't good at anything except skijumping
>>
who /Nieuw-Nederland/ here?
>>
>>78024850
You better vote for Merkel Hans.
>>
>>78024832
Believe
https://www.google.nl/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2003/nov/20/newsstory.sport
>>
Who watching /Greece vs Belgium/ after this?
>>
>>78024859
Kys, women from Bongistan are ugly.
>>
>>78024836
how about you stop flooding our country with gypsies?
>>
>>78024867
>trading new york for surinam
At the time it was a good deal but fuck me we could have had it all
>>
>>78024859
Last I checked, aren't Austrians the ones good at skijumping? Watching Winter Olympics does tend to stroke Norway's ego though
>>
Why do you dutchies sing Auld Lang Syne?
>>
>>78024826
a variety of topics I suppose

Merkel is officially from the Christian Democratic Union, which is conservative, but turned a bit to the left under her leadership.
Schulz is a typical center-left social democrat.

so yeah, they're both pretty much the same and basically only disagree on tax policy (Schulz wants higher tax rates for the rich and more overall social benefits, Merkel wants no tax increases)
>>
>>78024884
So are Yank half-breeds, what's your point?
>>
>>78024873
I am
>>
Neger
>>
>>78024889
Nah, those pesky Brits would've probably bullied us out
>>
>that tatoo on promes' back
WE
>>
>>78024906
My point is that we're all ugly.Bongboy
>>
>>78024889
Nigga, Roti > Sex and the City any day of the week
>>
>>78024889
Could you imagine if the American lingua franca was Dutch? Mite b cool
>>
>>78024889
>implying that you hand the perfidious ambition to drown the new world with colonists
>>
>>78024896
It's the Amsterdam Arena, they always sing stupid shit there.
>>
>>78024913
This. There was no choice. They made an awesome deal.
>>
>>78024936
it's a really specific song tho
>>
I like arjen.
>>
>>78024930
Dutch is the most awful sounding language on the continent though.
>>
>>78024889
new york probably would have never become the world melting pot mega city it is today if it stayed dutch
>>
>>78024957
Objectively wrong
>>
>>78024887

>The twenty largest groups of foreign-born persons in the Swedish civil registry in 2016 were:

Finland (153,620)
Syria (149,418)
Iraq (135,129)
Poland (88,704)
Iran (70,637)
Former Yugoslavia (66,539)
Somalia (63,853)
Bosnia and Herzegovina (58,181)
Germany (50,189)
Turkey (47,060)
Norway (42,066)
Denmark (41,212)
Thailand (39,877)
Eritrea (35,142)
Afghanistan (34,754)
China (29,640)
Chile (27,999)
Romania (27,974)
Lebanon (26,906)
Great Britain (26,442)
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why is amsterdam the capital when the seat of the government is in haag...?
>>
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>>78023869
Speaks volume.
>>
>>78024957
You never heard your women speak Bong oy?
>>
>>78024970
Which is worse?
Protip: if you say English you're objectively wrong.
>>
>>78024969
It was already a melting pot when the dutch had it simply because everyone liked it as a trading post.
>>
Welp we did our part. Beat the Swedish cucks and gave you 3 points. Now please beat Sweden and qualify you tall weedniggers
>>
So you guys are still fucked even if you win vs us right?
>>
>>78024889
Kek
>>
>>78024924
WUZ
>>
>>78024956
Shame he's going out in such a fucked up way. Him almost crying every time your journalists interview him
>>
>>78024975
Whats up with the large amount of Finns?
>>
>>78024836
Not a single muslim in our entire squad, not on the field or on the bench.

2 mulattos on the bench and one christian assyrian on the field, out of 23 players.

Compare that to england, belgium, netherlands, france, germany, switzerland where 50 % or more are niggers.
>>
>>78024970
This. They sound like they are choking, like if a low iq german tried to speak english
>>
Look at the 2-0 Holland scored.
Holland needs to play faster and more attacking football.
Fuck ball possession! Enough of playing careful and endless passing around.
>>
>>78025004
Unless a miracle happens yes
>>
>>78024985
Stop replying to me you filthy fucking nigger.
How deaf can you be? Your women are the worst sounding in the whole world.
>>
>>78024975
Why are so many mudslimes attracted to Norway?
>>
>>78024975
what the fuck. 149 k syrians already.
Shouldn't bosnia and former yugo be one instead?
>>
>>78025004
Not if we manage to win with like 5 or 6 goals or you lose to Luxembourg :^)
>>
>>78025017
They owned half of Finland up until relatively recently

Captcha EAST MALE
>>
>>78025034
are you illiterate
>>
>>78024982
Why not you fucking homo?
>>
>>78024982
(((Amsterdam)))
>>
>>78025050
filtered
>>
>>78025050
do you know the purpose of a capital city?
>>
>>78025017
They're right next to each other
>>
>>78025028
I'm nit surprised at your anger Bong boy, especially considering that you guys have to settle with pic related type girls. Do yourself a favor and kys Bong boy.
>>
>>78024930
The American music and film industry would've never taken off, and America would never have the cultural hegemony we love to hate
>>
>>78025020
Imagine comparing the actual country population that actually matters
>>
>>78025063
He's right though. American women sound retarded in person.
>>
>>78024975
Why are there separate entries for former Yugoslavia and Bosnia?
>>
>>78025081
I prefer American accents over English ones desu
>>
>>78025020
we only have 3 negroes (boateng, sane, rüdiger), which is 13%, try again
>>
>>78024728
based kati tb h
>>
hello is this /pol/?
>>
>>78025020
That's a racist thing to say. Who cares about race or nationality if they're good players.
>>
>>78025057
Why cant Den Haag be the center of political power and Amsterdam the centre of financial power?
>>
>>78025102

no its /int/
>>
>>78025091
I suppose you'd need to specify which accent. I'd prefer american women over a northern slag any day of the week
>>
>>78025057
Amsterdam is the cultural capital, den haag is the political capital and rotterdam is the industrial capital
>>
>>78025102
Every board is /pol/ now. Blame the election.
>>
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>>78025080
Imagine Belgium not being a nigger filled shit hole with a nignog national team.
>>
>>78025091
That Californian valley girl accent is like actual nails digging into your eardrums though.
>>
>>78025102
Healthy bit of banter.
>>
>>78025020
this is the truth that /sp/ don't want to face
>>
>>78023761

What the fuck are you talking about? They're all better than Lloris.
>>
>>78025132
This. Remember the EC gamethreads? Luckily us patrician chads had /yfmoc/
>>
>>78025113
> Americans
>>78025092
Özil? Khedira? Mustafi? Dont try Hans.
>>
>>78025081
It's only rich American white girls, ghetto ass black chicks and inborn southern retards that sound annoying as fuck.

Meanwhile 98% of Bong women sound terrible
>>
>>78025154
Hey Bong boy.
>>
>>78025174
>moving the goalposts

you said niggers, not turks/arabs/albanians

overally our NT is 2/3 white, 1/3 non-white
>>
>>78025123
Like a very strong New York accent, Woody Allen-ish
>>
>>78025177
>rich American white girls, ghetto ass black chicks and inborn southern retards

didn't you just basically describe like half of your population?
>>
>>78025154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBg-w6TNLE
>>
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>>78025249
>>
>>78025113

It doesn't matter. Ten years from now all the top players will be niggers save for the goal keepers.
>>
>>78025249
so wait, this is a regional accent in the US?

I just always assumed this is how dumb girls stereotypically talk in the US....
>>
>>78025113
I remember that the Dutch National squad had problems in the 80s/90s with what we called ''de kabel''. Players from Suriname didn't really get along with the Dutch players, causing tensions in the squad. A few years ago it came up again because all the black players in the squad took a selfy with each other, so the whole discussion came up again. It almost looks like a form of social segregation.

race shouldn't matter but i feel like in some way, it does matter for a lot of people.
>>
>>78025270
https://youtu.be/_Qd77uYU64g?t=194
>>78025356
You learn something every day.
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>>78025144
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>>78025356
me too
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why is everyone saying netherlands are out, are you guys aware that 3rd place team in the group can play againts other 3rd place teams and make it to the WC?
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>>78026233
If only. Only 2nd place, friend.
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