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Bjpenn.com
Fights Saturday
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STANNIS
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Lee got rocked by a jab lol
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requesting
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Tony got dropped by a debutie
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funny how bjpenn.com is in our general but the site is banned on reddit
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>>78020732
How is that funny?
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>>78020715
Tony won that fight by submission, remind me of the result of the fight where Kevin Lee got dropped by a JAB??
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>>78020762
he won by submission and got himself a title shot

How did you forget?
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>>78020738
What a fucking madman. All these white Muslim dudes coming out of ACB are gonna take over
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won my first fight
I'll be on the UFC soon
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>>78020797
Unfair stoppage. Iaquinta (the guy who dropped Lee with a JAB) survived a similar position in their fight because Lee is a terrible finisher. Chiesa was fine.
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>>78020807
They're LITERALLY Caucasians.
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>>78020807
Just another Yair

>>78020839
Was Chiesa fine when he found Kevin doing his mom?
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>>78020826
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>>78020826
Why are you reposting things of reddit pretending they're you?

>>78020839
And where is Al Iaquinta now?
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>>78020857
Even if you think he's a complete meme you can't deny the level of talent being cultivated in the area. There will be many more, especially if the UFC continues to struggle keeping fighters that want to make decent money.
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Fightpass videos are all down for me.
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Which color bicycle should I get, lads?

Can't decide between the matte black and red desu
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>>78020866
i don't know if i want this guys shirt or the one on the left's shirt more
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>>78021042
My shirt is better
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>>78020732
Why would the ban that site ?
>>78020986
hipster
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So THIS is the power of movement
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>>78020986
matte black. Attract attention by not attraction attention.

red
> Look at me! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!

black
> ...who was that masked man?
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>>78021191
>Toe to Toe with TBE
Remind me why connor isnt in the hall of fame?
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>>78020890
Not getting his shot because he doesn't talk in the way that Dana thinks is marketable/not being an ass kisser.
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>>78020756
Can you show us the other 24 tabs please?
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>"you know how it is, man, I just can't defeat a fat 40 year old without juicing"

what did he mean by this?
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>>78021608
you mean

>hey jon, you should take some oral tbol before the fight
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>>78020826
>French
>American flag shirt
>Auburn University shirt
Hmm...

What do you stand to gain from pretending to be other people online?
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>>78021631
Why would Jackson Wink sabotage his career?
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>>78021653
Also, just to clarify, I wasn't saying his name is Jackson Wink lol
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>>78021653
they heavily promote steroids, usually getting away with this (see holly holm) but sometimes you get caught

tbol until recently was difficult to detect but a new technique increased the window of detection

((greg jackson)) orchestrated the whole thing
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>>78021631
if jon wasnt roiding he never wouldve been as good
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>>78021683
kek, I was about to say
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>>78021732
Obviously true but you could say the same thing about Anderson Silva.

However, natty Jon could have got really far, you don't become the youngest UFC champion just by juicing. He had the best reach advantage since Sonny Liston, his wrestling is world class, and he's pretty athletic like the rest of his family.
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>>78021732
I think steroids should be legal in UFC. But since being natty is the game, DC is the GOAT, and Jon should be sued for assault. Fuck that lanky ass nigga.
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Some spicy fights last night lads
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>>78021856
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>>78021833
DC ain't natty mu guy, he's willing to cheat the scale in front of cameras of course he cheats when nobody is there to see too
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>>78021790
natty jon would barely break the top 5

>you don't become the youngest UFC champion just by juicing.
le roids didnt land any of his moves meme. PED stands for performance ENHANCING drugs i guess i need to remind you. They help with literally everything. I could come up with hundreds of different scenarios as how theyve helped him. Besides even without the roids he would never be as 'strong' and he still was a reachbabby

i really wish some roiduser who got caught would talk about how effective they are. But they wont because that'll hurt the sport for sure
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>>78021859
Zabit is boy tier also
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>>78021883
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>>78021631
that facial hair is atrocious
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>>78021856
Prelims were awesome, main card wasn't quite as good but still a very solid night of fights. Feels like it's been forever
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>>78021895
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>>78021907
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>>78021856
Yesterday was pretty good. But those who bought fight pass recently have been jew'd hard. Literally no fights for a month.
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>>78021917
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>>78021933
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>>78021943
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>>78021952
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>>78021907
I am not here to talk

I AM HERE TO SMESH
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>>78021958
Afghans are superior to pakis in literally every single way.

Delete this post.
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>>78021974

NAHAT DIAZ
MIKEL CHIESA
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>>78021983
t. paki
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>>78021867
Nick Diaz is the natty limit. You literally cannot be a better fighter than the Diaz brothers without PEDs.
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>>78021933
does he not realise your chin wears away? the more hits you take the shorter your career
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>>78022001
well even without peds the're not that hard to beat they have 0 tdd
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>>78022017
>they have 0 tdd
thatsthepoint.jpg
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>>78022017
What confuses me is the Diaz vs GSP fight. Diaz is a BJJ black belt and literally led there letting GSP rack up points. On his feet he did even less.
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>>78022037
I dunno man GSP was legit good. He beat Condit though
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Highlight of yesterday was without a doubt Reneau having her ass on Bernardo's face and the Dutch crowd wolf-whistling.

Probably the highlight of the year tbqh
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>>78022121
There were a few awkward moments
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>>78022121
Here you go buddy. She also as a cutie patootie voice.
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>>78022157
>>78022159
This is genuinely the best 40 year old ass you will ever see. She has a better body than many 20 year olds.
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>>78022157
>>78022159
kek
Shame our bong commentators ignored it.
I'd have liked to see how Joe and Mike would have reacted to that.
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>>78022121
webm?
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>>78022222
the two posts above

Nice quints
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>>78022193
>Goldie: North South position Joe
>Rogan: Yeah. And the crowd goes wild. Because they are bunch of apes
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>>78021862
>The state of the Mexico of Europe

DC:
>Never failed a drug test, wasn't ever flagged

Jones:
>Failed 3 drug tests (1 for coke, 2 for banned substances with the latter being for steroids)

Jones pill-filled-dick rider logic:
>THEY'RE BOTH CHEATERS
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so lemme get this straight. being fat causes diabetes, cancer, arthritis, heart attacks, depression and many other diseases.

NOT being a fat fuck saves you from literally 90% of the most common causes of death

so you can literally reduce your chances of dying early by simply eating less

AND STILL people choose shovelling shit into their mouths over horrible premature death

does food really taste that good?
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>>78022276
you're probably right desu

Joe is more autistic regarding MMA than anyone.
Well, almost anyone.
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>>78022276
Joe is not this unprofessional my guy.
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>>78022442
>>78022453
this same situation happened before and that is exactly what Rogan said lel, but I think it was two dudes fighting not girls.

But I didn't mean to make it sound like he was mad, Goldie and him both had a laugh after he said it.
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>>78022222
>>>/wsg/1858352
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>>>/wsg/1858353
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struve needs to retire but he won't will he

notice how there hasn't been much if any of the typical women's mma and other spam over the past week
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>>78022697

NAHAT DIAZ
MIKEL CHIESA
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>>78022344
Believe what you want, to me all these motherfuckers are on steroids

*except of Mike Bisping who's the natty goat
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>>78022721
>Accusing someone like pic related of doing steroids
I say, how dare you?
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>>78022752

His neck is 6ft wide
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>>78022711
Unironically one of the best promos I've seen in a while. Can't wait to see the guy again after that KO
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>>78022752
tyson was undoubtedly a roider only an absolute retarded would argue otherwise
i'm amazed they still let that username on /sp/ you have 407 results for deleted posts in the archives lol
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>>78022804
>407 results for deleted posts

impressive, have you considering learning to ban evade spainsperg ? think how many more posts you could get to have deleted if you weren't banned 6 days per week
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>>78022344
>>78022752
cmon spainsperg the fight was over a month ago get over it you would have been tired of this conversation if you didn't cry that night and leave the board
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>>78022804
>only an absolute retarded would argue otherwise
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>>78022344
Nothing will ever change the fact that Jon Jones KO'd DC, be it on record or not my guy :)
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>>78022752
>>78022804
mike tyson was natty. he admitted all the dirty things he did in his biography, most worse than juicing, so there's no reason to think he's lying.

also he weighed 200 pounds at 13 years old wasn't even fat.
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>>78023241
His death has been simulated
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pls stop DCposting
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so this is how heem treats moral winners?
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>>78021958
Thanks for the Webms m8, just know you're appreciated.
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>>78021958
>filename
You do realise Rob Wilkinson is Aussie?
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>>78023560
At least he's a moral winner AND his dick works
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>>78023631

He the son of some prisioner we sent to Australia at some point, so he's a britbong by lineage
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>>78023385
Daniel Cormier is not 5'10.5, Jon Jones looks about a foot taller than him here.
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>>78023576
holy shit lel
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>>78023576
lel
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>>78023576
delete this
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>>78022159
The bunda game was very solid in that fight, especially for a 30 and 40 year old.
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>>78022121
That was pretty good, that Brazilian chick had a nice fat ass.
One of the Dutch commentators said something like "See this sport has it's charms".

Aside from that the commentary was bland and pretty amateur.
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>>78023576
What movie reference is this? Seems familiar
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145, 155 and 170 are the only good divisions
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>>78023963
Forgetting a division buddeh?
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>everyone who meets Schaub finds success
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he runs /heem/
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>>78024001
what ad is this
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>>78020986
get more than 1 gear if you actually want to ride and not meme around town
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>>78023963
>manlet divisions are the only good divisions

ftfy
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>>78024032
He truly does, mayweather bless.
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>>78023929
heem yourself my man
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>>78023985
Yeah 135 isn't so bad actually
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>>78024032
Nah. Fighters do. Not boxers.
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Who /moneymoneymoneymoneymoneyteam/ here?
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>>78023963
Dana should just merge Light Heavyweight and Middleweight. I'd kill to see Bisbong get his head pounded in by DC.
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>>78024032
we don't take kindly to manlets 'round here
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>>78024144
>granite chin getting heemed by glass jawed DC
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>>78024144
>DC being able to cut to 185
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>>78024119
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>>78024119
>Anally devasted plastic paddy
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>>78024180
>only saying 5 works
>success
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There really should only be 3 weight divisions, 155, 205 & 265
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>>78024223
I like the way you think
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>>78024190
>granite chin
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>>78022804
>only an absolute retarded would argue otherwise
Come the fuck on man.
Also at 15 he was still absolutely stacked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQKI7dM9sGw
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>>78024288
are we posting our rooms?
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>>78024223
I never understood the "2.5kg difference" divisions. Literally by taking a shit you can move two divisions.
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>>78024288
So you live in California, good to know.
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>>78024288
Are you trying to tell us you don't have sex with women in that room?
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>>78024318
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>>78024291
>implying
That's a fucking bomb dude.
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>>78024318
That's a really fucking tall candle. How much did it cost you?
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Frosted flakes
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>>78023929
Friday
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>>78023576
fucking saved
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>>78024151
How do I achieve this level of natty?
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>>78024421
What about this one?
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>>78024514
Cheap shot.
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>>78024514
>jumping knee straight on the nose
Yes that one too.
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>>78024529
Defend yourself at all times
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>>78024506
6'4 350lbs with abs is easy mode bro
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>>78024529
>Look away from your opponent in the middle of a fight
>Get knocked the fuck out
What's cheap about this?
>>78024537
>KO'd multiple times
That means he doesn't have a granite chin, buddeh.
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>>78024506
You literally can't if you're white. But you can make your kids not as worthless as you are by having chocolate babies.
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>>78024514
herb dean is such a fag couldn't just let andy have a nice walk off ko
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>>78024570
I wonder what it's like to be Joe Rogan
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>>78024596
We're talking more than granite if you're not allowed to get ko'd from a jumping knee from Anderson Silva or a lightning fast overhand right from Dan Henderson.
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>>78024514
>stops fighting and starts talking to herb in middle of the fight

Is he the most retarded champ of all time? He has a competition in Cody now.
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>>78024636
I think he makes the most of his limited intelligence, and leads a pretty happy life.
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>>78024636
mmm. I'm gonna make a fried egg sandwich for lunch
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>>78024636
It's so undercooked and the random deli meat and untoasted bread... joe is a mongrel.
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>>78024713
>Lucy, 19
>says she's 18 in her description

Be careful anon, could be a fed busting people for being pedos
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>>78024713
Absolutely disgusting. A degenerate human being with a disorder like this should honestly just be put to death.
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>>78024713

>Looks 12 years old
>Says 19 next to her name
>Says 18 in her bio

I'm sure nothing will go wrong here...
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>>78024775
I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to do that.
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>>78024713
>I had a tumor on my glands when I was 10

yeah no

*bring mic closer*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yi6f5ILpUc

/ourguy/
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>>78024846
holy shit what a cuck

have the 2 Diaz fights made him a literal cuck
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>>78024818
Are you sure you want to find out if they are?
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>>78024636
>Skips breakfast sometimes and call it "fasting"
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>>78021952
Is this Jon Jones without the roids?
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>>78024768
How is that undercooked for sunny side up eggs? Not deli meat, it's gouda, and that's toasted whole grain bread. Fucking exposed idiot.
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>>78021952
Wow, Roy Nelson lost some weight
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>>78024907
How is he a cuck? Dana White is the only reason he isn't still back in Ireland fighting for pennies.
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>>78025018
sure joe, enjoy your soup sandwich
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>>78025018
>How is that undercooked
Are you actually a fucking child? The yolk isn't supposed to be liquid, if you cook it correctly, it has the consistency of yoghurt or sour cream. Have you ever cooked in your entire life?
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>>78024846
Sometimes I wonder if Goobs even has any idea that he's got the UFC on his side, he seems genuinely clueless
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>>78025101
If it breaks it becomes liquid in a sunny side up egg. What are you talking about?
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>>78025075
remember a few months ago how he was bragging that he doesnt have a boss and he and Dana are partners?

saying sorry to Dana of all people is a cuck move
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EshvzDhc7qY

I thought conor and his family knew he had no chance and this was just a money grab, looking at this they seriously thought he was going to win

I wish I could find the full version so I can see Dee cry again
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Guess the fighter. No google.
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>>78025274
conor mcgoober
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>>78025274
Wide"man"

Le struggled against a fat WW man
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>>78025254
2.10 on Britbong's video for Floyd saying "It's time" after round 3. hilarious how some ignorami claim Conor won those rounds because of his skill

Here's the full video lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJrZ3w-3AUc&t=2s
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An athlete admits to doing cocaine so therefore he would have also admitted to taking steroids. - Tyson logic
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>>78025562
lennox lewis is better anyway fuck tyson.
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>>78025562
Doing roids as a professional athlete makes you look like a cheater in most people's eyes, doing coke doesn't.
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>>78025562
>I have a huge cock, Joe
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>>78023272
fook off back to Unilad lad
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>>78024713
Oh shit new season of To Catch A Predator, nice
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>>78025708
>I have a huge cock, Joe
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>>78025381
cheers homie
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>>78024199
>Combines 185 and 205 classes in his head
>Believes the class would be 185 and not the logical 195

What did britbong mean by this?
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is irish breakfast tea better than english breakfast tea?
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>>78026780
no worries bruh
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>>78026810
>Implying DC could make 195
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>>78025223
God, just shut the fuck up.
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>>78025254
>>78025381
>>78026780
no one made a webm of floyd winking at brian kenny and the rest of the press after mcgregor tried to hit him hard?
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>>78027127
DC is closer to making 195 than you are to solving simple problems, my slack-jawed crumpet muncher.
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>>78027273
DC would literally die making 195 retard
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>>78025254
>you're outboxing him we don't need to put him away too early
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>>78027309
he would die dehydrating to make 195, he wouldnt die ditching 10 pounds of bodyfat and then dehydrating to make that weight
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Made some oc


Us mcgregor haters are pathetic eh
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Reminder if you support Wonderboy or Maia in their upcoming fights you are literally rooting for the death of the welterweight division.

You are morally obligated to support Colby and Masvidal.
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>>78027823
>>78025381
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>>78027867
youre doing god's service 100 percento my guy
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>>78027356
KEK he actually said that
>easy work Conor!
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>>78027849
but they're both scumbag fake toughguys, I'll root for the goodguys Wonderboy and Maia
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>>78028224
masvidal seem to be one of the most chill dudes in the ufc
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http://theync.com/mma-fighter-amokrane-sabet-is-shot-dead-by-police-after-he-stabbed-a-police-officer-8-times.htm

what did he mean by this?
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>>78028373
he just went and took a stab
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>it's ok for bisping to fight hendo and gsp
>tyrone can't fight nick or gsp even though he cleaned the division
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reminder if your boy isn't a deleted old man with bad knees then you aren't a real fight fan and probably a 196er
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>>78028530
colby
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>>78028558
You a big fan of Dadbod?
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>>78028530
>woodley has to fight my favorite irrelevant WW contender i just heard about a month ago because i'm an entitled millennial white boi
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>>78028373
Gun kata is the best martial art clearly
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>>78028373
>those last moments of him looking like he's about to get up
>shot one more time for good measure
>"alright now he's dead"

good times, guess he tapped to strikes
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IF I DONT DO NOTHIN IMA BALL
IM COUNTIN ERRDAY LIKE THE CLOCK ON THA WALL
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where are the ufc 215 picks
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>>78028911
NOW COME AND GETCHA MONEY LIL DUFFEL BAG BOY
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>>78024713
She clearly states her age

and you have proof

do whatever you want
and take a pic of her issued ID if need be IRL
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>>78029002
I AINT NEVER RAN FROM A NIGGA AND I DAMN FO SURE DIDNT PICK TODAY TA START RUNNIN
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>mfw nate beating conor for a third time
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>>78029393
>mfw nate tko's conor via flurry of spaghetti-arm punches
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>>78029393
>conor thinks fighting nate at 155 is an advantage
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>>78029393
I always thought that pic was GSP from the thumbnail
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Why is it not apparent that the IMG poster/bjpenn.com OP/spammer/original schaub poster aren't all the same person? He'sbeen spamming the same images for 2 years now
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>>78029433
the sad part is conor's career wasn't long enough for him to perfect the invisible nunchucks. he would have been the goat across multiple weight classes and combat sports
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what did he mean by this?
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>>78029783
wgaf
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>>78024846
>that worried look Dee is giving Dana

Why are they scared of Dana? Did he blackmail them with something?
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>>78030145
Edmund Tarverdyan BTFO, new GOAT coach right here
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>>78022157
who can queef harder
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>>78030424
probably renau since she was a mother
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>>78027024
>>
guys I missed the card yesterday, which fights are worth my time?
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>>78030730
first 3 & last 2 prelims, main event
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>>78030730

>>78022157
>>78022159
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>>78030763
When you say first 3 do you mean the Fight pass prelims?
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>>78030784
the first fights that aired, everything was on fight pass.
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>>78030821
gotcha, thanks
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>oh so you a wrestler now
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>oh so you a boxer now
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>>78030889
can't wrestle, can't box. his only real talent is staying up all night writing one liners that make casuals go crazy on instagram
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>>78030870
>>78030889
>talking shit about someone that would HEEM you
It's pretty pathetic
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>>78022013

This has no research basis, it's pure conjecture. You've associated guys getting knocked out because they're older/slower with a "degradation" of the "chin".
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dont be upset
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>>78030960
Bulgarians are so STUPID
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>>78030960
Based Bulgaria was spamming Goober tapping from the beginning
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50-0
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feels great to be an American and able to freely talk massive shit while incorrectly predicting every fight
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>>78030960
>hurrr there is only one person per flag in these threads

Stupid as usual, america
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polite heeminder that i have a perfect memory and anyone who thinks 10-10 rounds aren't real can get fuked
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>>78021325

> toe to toe

if by that you mean: got walked down and bullied by a 40 year old retiree who is at least 10lbs lighter and 2 inches shorter

sure. Are boxingfags the only ones who actually *understand* how bad mcgregor's performance was? Thats why there needs to be all these "concessions" like ohhh he lasted until round 10, ohh he landed a bunch of arm punches on mayweathers shoulders and gloves! a lot of them!
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>>78031031
>Lol, ill just try to deflect with one of the rarest flags on heem
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>>78031035
hendricks won against gsp, both lawler fights, and the magny fight
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>>78031076
>Lol, I'm painfully new here
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How come Nate beat Conor twice but wasn't given a title shot OR a shot at Floyd.
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>>78031107
wwe fans like conor
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>>78031035
They're real but they're still not showing up in most important fights, particularly title matches. We'll see how it shakes out but I think there's going to continue to be a split between the types of fights that contain 10-8s and the types that don't
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I can't stop looking at those videos of Marian Renou's juggly little ass

I've never wanted to fuck a 40 year old so badly

>tfw no 40 year old qt3.14
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>>78031107
>twice
No sweetie xx
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>>78031107
>Oh so you're a title contender now?
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>>78025018
that is NOT gouda
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Is 215 next weekend?
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>>78031165
One of the upsides of WMMA
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>>78029437
Seeing is how Nate has better endurance at any weight and is naturally bigger than Conor, it is.

But you knew that and were just baiting, right anon?
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amanda nunes will pull out of her fight again next saturday. the 150k ppv buys mighty mouse brings aren't enough for her to mooch off of
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>>78031222
Friendship ended with Miesha

Marion is my best friend now
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>>78031031
Lmao salty dumb fucking bulger.
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Holy shit read Mario's biography

>Wake up, do a 3-5 mile run, shower, then get ready for work. After work, come home, cook dinner, make sure my son is doing homework, then head out to train for three more hours. Come home, eat, sleep and repeat.

She worked as a motherfucking school teacher, and only trained in the evening. At 40 years old.

She could have been the natty female GOAT.
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>>78031214
ye it is
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Who is your favorite female fighter? No laughing.
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>>78031302
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>>78031311
She is awful. Doesn't belong in the ring. If she was any uglier she'd have been released already.
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>>78031302
Dee Devlin
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she neglects her responsibilities and plays vidya all day. relatable.
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>>78031320
>He wants MMA to be filled with people who look like his mother
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Is Rich Piana dead?
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remember when cyborg btfo'd angela magana and got away with it? based cyborg ufc champ while magana is homeless in poo-rto rico
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>>78031386
He was in my dreams
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>>78031369
i want MMA to be filled with nice bundas but also actual fighters

if i was just here for the crotch sniffing fetish i'd look on pornhub or something

miesha tate is best of both worlds, nobody else comes cloes
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>>78031426
chad mendes
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>>78031392
magana built a gym for the poor in puerto rico, is fighting on the ppv and she lives in california lmao @ ur lyfe
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Anybody with fightpass know how to fix this? When I dock the window it always reduces the video to that tiny size.
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I'm going to bed buds. Good night, see you all tomorrow at around 8am.
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>>78031392
She didn't get away with it. Either the UFC paid off Angela or Cyborg did definitely her medical bills because she was criminally charged.
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>>78031465
>those bookmarks
terrible
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>>78031465
why do you need to look at bryan and joe just them in the background.

and yeah you could, inspect element and edit the CSS
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>>78031503
how are mine?
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>>78031559
wow, you have really good taste
i like all of those things
congrats anon!
not meming btw
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>>78031465
>adblock
>adblock plus

fucking painful
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>>78031596
>he doesn't have a pihole filtering ads on his whole network
lmao normies
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what's the best ufc fighter?
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>>78031618
If someone could find a way to make him grow, this guy.
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>>78031643
If he ends his career without fighting Dillashaw that he doesn't deserve the GOAT status.
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>>78031661
I think he'll one day have a superfight with whoever the 135 champion is. Whether it'll be Killashaw, who knows.
Also, why can't you get over it? I notice it's always a British flag shitting on mighty mouse the hardest.
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>>78031661
>I notice it's always a British flag shitting on mighty mouse the hardest.
We don't settle for complacency.
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>>78031470
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Why don't more fighters fight at their natural weight?
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https://twitter.com/BoxingKingdom2/status/904383057913925632

Alright.

Give it to me straight.

Who would win?
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>>78031763
Jessica Eye is literally the worst fighter ever signed to the UFC if she loses to Paige.
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>>78031839
Can't ever count the reem out. Watch him KO Stipe.
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>>78031847
i want to bet on jessica because the odds will be fucked from paige's popularity and jessica's shit record, i don't know how she'll handle cutting to 126 though at this point in her career
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>>78031839
joshua would probably delete the reems chin for good. Im not even a boxfag
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>>78031518
>why do you need to look at bryan and joe
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>>78031839
This is obviously bullshit but we all know what happens

mma fighter does boxing = boxer wins
boxer does mma = mma fighter wins
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>>78031876
10 pounds less than this
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>>78031839
If it's in the octagon then I think Reem will fuck him up
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>>78020797
stupidest stoppage ever
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>>78031096
Wrong
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>>78031864
>>78031904
>>78031930
>Overeem has a chance

Guess I'll win money on this fight too.
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>>78031929
anyone see odds for paige jessica probably way too soon

i want to bet on joanna too i don't see how rose wins
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>>78031847
Kailin Curran
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>>78021191
a lot of people say Goobs shit the bed in that fight, but there aren't a lot of 60-year-olds who could do as well as he did.
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>>78031953
rose landed every one two on paige's face and paige got manhandled by an atomweight waterson, Eye is the worst ever if she loses or at least tied with kailin
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>>78021859
could have stopped that at 0:14
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>>78031946
m8 I don't even follow boxing but I have bet on every AJ fight in the last two years. Pure boxers can't defend against kicks and takedowns and submissions, it's just the way it is. Just like MMA guys can't survive on pure punching.

Anyways besides that the real money fight is Joshua/Lesnar in the Octagon.
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>>78031839
Would Joshua get past USADA? Reem couldn't and he seemed like a real horse meat connoisseur
>>
Can I ask you guys a question?

How come if you aren't undefeated against the entire world for 10 years you're considered a "can", a "gimmick", a "shitty fighter"?

I personally would say anybody that can throw a heavy punch and defend from other punches is a "pretty good fighter".

Surely there are more "good fighters" than 5 people on planet Earth?
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>>78032001
Joshua is VADA tested, year long on/off testing.
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>>78032037
I'm not sure what the fixation is with undefeated fighters senpai, it could be that their next fight could be their first loss so more people pay attention
>tfw khabib vs Ferguson will literally never happen tiger vs Ferguson will
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>>78032102
Nvm read the question wrong hehe
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>>78031839

Joshua would literally heem Overeem with the first punch he landed
>>
>tfw gf wants to name our daughter after Ronda Rousey
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>>78032102
>khabib vs Ferguson will literally never happen
Nah, if Ferguson wins then they unify the belt against Khabib after conor inevitably gets stripped.
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>>78032265
I'm thinking this too. Joshua literally needs one punch to land to win. And we're not talking about the same "Conor has insane power and just needs one punch to end it in round 1" type of shit.

The odds would be very good since MMA fans would bet heavy on Overeem to win.
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>>78032334
name her conor
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>>78032355
She seems like a reachlet though
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>>78032066
Means jack shit
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>>78032334
get out now
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<------Tappy
>>
The cucks at MMAJunkie isn't very happy with Edilov.

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/09/abdul-kerim-ufc-fighter-ramzan-kadyrov-troubling-connections-brutal-regime
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>>78032336
Khabib will literally die if he cuts that much weight again
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>>78032680

Antifa is losing
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>>78032700
The way the media has completely shifted against them in the past week is insane. It's like they all decided Antifa was bad at the exact same time. Really makes you think.
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Who is your favorite fighter and why is it the Reem?
Also Joshua's a dead man
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>>78032697
When is Johnny's heavyweight debut?
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>>78032769

that is a cute Rhino
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>>78031661
Dillashaw is obviously his next fight after Borg if he beats Cody, if not the snek fight is after Cody fight, no reason for him to fight 125 after the money hes gonna make fighting 135
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>>78032769
Reem bless lad
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>>78032066
he's only tested in camps.
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How would he do in the UFC? For sure I think he'd drag Tryon into deep waters
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>>78031763
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>>78032994
Tyron vs Tyron? I'm confused Canada
>>
Hourly reminder that /heem/ belongs on /asp/ie
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>>78033067
boxing is trash
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>>78033079
literally SEETHING
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>>78033079

Salty af
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>>78033108
>>78033113
Boxing is trash. Your sport sucks.
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>>78033123

My sport is football faggot. You are just fuckin booty blasted
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>>78033123
Holy fuck somebody hold me, this cuck is about to cry, literally HOWLING with laughter over here, your shitty homo wrestler man got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by a superior boxer
>>
>>78033150
That's another piece of shit sport. Even worse than boxing. You're pure garbage.
>>
>>78033159
Boxing is trash. Mayweather sucks. He's an EPO fraud.
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>>78033163

Is getting raped by emus a sport in abboland?
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>>78033150
footballs fucking stupid
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next week
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>>78033340
If she stopped trying to trade shots with people and strictly just looked for the takedown, she would be champ.
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>>78033340
steroids
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>>78020986
Red so you can bike at night
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>>78033411
nope
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>>78033450
Really baffling how these jacked dykes are not pissing hot since USADA?
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post meme fighters who are going to get blown the fuck out at this week's shitty ufc "event"
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>>78033587
Its Ray Borg time
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>>78033473
usada can't detect testosterone from getting gang banged in a local adult theater 3 times a week MINIMUM
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>>78020563
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>This is real fighting.
Wew, no wonder so many of you jumped ship to /asp/.
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>>78034135
you wouldn't survive 10 seconds in that position
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>>78034175
>Being proud of your "positions".
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>>78034282
to be fair, i can masturbate to either one.
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>>78034282
were the gay positions what brought you to mma?
>>
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GET IN MY GUARD BRO
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>>78021958
Jesus Christ that's a late stoppage
>>
will artem snap sbg's losing streak?
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>>78034537
> snap
Super
Native
Active
Positive?
>>
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Suckazz
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why are there no good dutch fighters today?
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>>78034966
>>
>>78035092
>black person from england
>dutch
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>>78035145
> Nationality: Dutch
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>>78035181
>if you put a hound in a stable it becomes a horse
nice try, chaim
>>
>>78033915
What kind of pleb would include Chris Tucker but not Chris Rock?
>>
>>78035145
USADA'S worst nightmare
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this ugly little twerp has literally sucked joannas huge titties and basically youre fucking stupid. how? just watch the free video >
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>>78035359
That's the tattoo artist's kid right?
>>
>>78033053
joke would've worked had that monkey not been white
apply yourself
>>
>>78035559
PVZ vs Woodley?
>>
>>78035359
tony ferguson needs to be shopped in here somehow
>>
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>>78035571
For me, it's Gooby
>>
I love Joanna to be desu where do I find a 6/10 masculine polish woman
>>
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>>78035359
>>78035578
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>>78035606
>where do I find a 6/10 masculine polish woman
possibly Poland, not sure tho
>>
>>78035641
don't talk to me leaf
>>
>decide open /sp/ catalog for some reason
>still 30 threads about maymac

we need to heem all the causals
>>
>>78035626
thanks friend
>>
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>>78023241
>>78022873
>Needs steroids to KO a 40yo man with 30cm less reach than him
Rofl, some """""GOAT""""" you have there.

>>78022804
>This autist
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>>78035626
Kek
>>
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>>78035500
No doubt
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>>78025223
>>78024907
It's like I always said, it takes the brain damaged genetic code of a pooskin to hate on McGregor. No one who is White hates him.
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>>78035662
you will never live this down
>>
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>>78035869
We're just gonna have to endure the anti-Conor until he heems Lee, Tony, Khabib, or Nate.
>>
>>78035869
>zero title defenses
>>
>>78035559
>Monkey

Nah my man that's an ape for sure B 100%
>>
>>78035944
fuckin dork
>>
>>78035869
>muh racism!!!!

Goober is just shit, sorry mate.
>>
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>>78035894
We have to endure nothing, it's been scientifically proven that all the people who hate him are CTE ridden pooskins.

This is factual. These are sad individuals and you can sleep well at night knowing just that.
>>
Why is Heem so slow today?
>>
>>78036283
It's always slow around this time. I guess there aren't too many American posters on the West Coast.
>>
Last 2 digits is Weidmans age when he murder-suicides due to CTE
>>
So uhhh.. Any fight that I should be even remotely hyped for? Can't give a damn about GSP vs. Bisping, even with all the spoonfeeding from Dana, ''Hurr durr the fans have been dying for this match.''.
>>
>>78036283
no good fights ever again
>>
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Who is your favorite Aspen Ladd?
>>
>>78036429
Garbrandt-Dillashaw
>>
>>78036429
TJ vs. Cody No Love? Ferguson vs. Lee?
Come on, what's the matter with you.
>>
>75% of flags in /heem/ are American
>I can still tell each of them apart individually due to their autism

Fuck off Aspen Ladd autist.
You must die.
>>
>>78036465
this is the spammer
>>
>>78036473
FUCK OFF APE

OOGA BOOGA
>>
>>78036465
>75%
>100+ posters
Who's the real autist again?
>>
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>>78036446
>shoulder fat
>>
>>78036453
>>78036450
Nodad vs. TJ sounds spicy.

Tony vs. Lee will be Frankie vs. Yair remastered.

Kid who thinks he's a hot shot gets shit pushed in by the real man.
>>
>>78036516
What a horribly pessimistic view
/heem/ is pound-for-pound the most depressing bunch
>>
>>78036505
this, what the fuck this bitch calls herself an athlete, i could pick her up over my head and slam her
>>
>>78036446
every ladd
>>
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>>78036505
shoulder fat is a sign of true beauty
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9bHoX-_OFE
>>
>>78030971
you have no idea what you're talking about. there is a mountain of evidence. it has been studied in boxers for more than a generation
>>
>>78036641
for real tho how much money do you need to afford a semi-decent cardboard recording studio? 50$?

Still better than doing it from your mom's basement.
>>
>>78036643
Brendan would fuck Nate up in an octagon lol
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
>>
>>78036505
hey why do you think Aspen is fat?
>>
>>78036684
we WWE now. He'd get fucking heem'd by any heavyweight in the UFC.
>>
>>78036689
>sixhead
>>
>>78036716
>>
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>>78036689
>>78036737
>>
>>78036684
oh. he's dead. looks like got heem'd by life. my apologies.
>>
>>78036749
>>
>>78036465
Link all my posts kid.
>>
I know /box/ fags are in here. Tell me, how come every time I get drunk I just want to watch boxing matches? Is it truly the better sport?
>>
>>78036465
haha seriously tho who is your favorite female mixed martial artist?
>>
>>78036737
>>78036689

Why do you people have such a virulent infatuation with malformed representatives of the female gender?

Is it because you can find a link?

Is it because you're from the deep south and your parents are siblings, just like hers? Thus leading to physical disfigurement which is very clearly present in the case above.

I'm only asking because it's always the Americans who shitpost ugly cunts.

Just spam Megan Olivi or something, sheesh...
>>
>>78036818
>>78036818
>mfw
>>
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>>78036827
IDK why the GOAT triggers so many.
>>
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Bigg Ladd does Bigg Beluga Dumps in the Forest
>>
>>78036643
>oh you're a comedian now
>>
>>78036853
it's just successful women brah, Ladd Bless
>>
>>78036898
do you purposely post this ugly girl just to rile up the autists?
if so, then more power to you, my man
>>
>>78036918
>this ugly girl
how dare you
>>
>>78036677
I think you'd be surprised
>>
>>78036935
I mean compared to a lot of fighters, she's pretty ugly. Most lesbians, barring Nunes, look better than her.
>>
>>78036950
He would man-handle that lanklet. Fuck his glass chin. He could do anything he wanted.
>>
>>78036958
you're entitled to your own wrong opinion anon
>>
>>78036684
I still can't cope with the fact that based Rob Panini is dead.
>>
>>78036465
see>>78036778
Prove it faggot.
>>
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>>78036965
Nah, I think it'd go something like this.
Brendan's the bigger guy.
>>
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>>78028142

Daily reminder
>>
>mfw all American posters are me
>>
>>78036979
>lanklets
>fighting
lmao
>>
https://youtu.be/fULtYTDgZgA
>>
>>78037002
based rory
>>
>>78036979
You might be right. But Schaub, as much as he may not look like it, he is a pro fighter too.
>>
>>78037015
>lanklet
desu, the guy in the webm I posted was pretty fit looking
Also both looked to be hispanic, so neither is probably too tall
My point was that a good chin can take you a long way, therefore I actually, unironically believe that Nate can beat Schaub in a fight.
>>78037024
AND Schaub is pretty good at knocking people out, BUT all of his loses come from people that he failed to knock out
>>
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Tony will beat Lee. Lee isn't better than RDA.

Lee is a meme, Chiesa was overrated.
>>
So, slow /heem/. With Anderson Silva and Jon Jones out of contention due to cheating. Who is the real GOAT?
GSP? Mighty Mouse ((implying))? Jose? Penn? Bisping? or dare I say, McGregor?
>>
>>78037115
fedor
>>
>>78037122
Good choice.
+1
>>
>>78037115
GSP
>>
>>78036789
Sounds like you're secretly gay my man
>>
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>>78036979
Props to the little dude for weathering the storm and coming back
>>
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>>78037115
igor
>>
>>78037148
Honestly. When I really think about it I'd rather box than fight mma. Wrestling and BJJ just seems so tiresome. I just want to knock someones block off.
>>
Are Lanklets even worse than Manlets?
>>
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Who is your most favourite female fighter in the whole world?
>>
>>78037146
ducker
>>
1. MayMac is so fucking boring at this point. How long are you fags gonna argue about this?

2. Nobody would even know who Aspen Ladd is if this samefag didn't post her in every /heem/ thread

3. I fucking hate Amanda Nunes. Can't wait to see that bitch lose
>>
>>78037187
Conor Mcgregor
>>
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>>78037187
>>
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>>78037239
where are her tits?
>>
>>78037241
where are his tits?
>>
where has callen gone? why hasn't he been in any of the podcasts recently?
>>
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>>78037262
>he's a tit guy
>>
>>78037273
>>78037273
>>78037273
>>
>>78037271
>>78037239

so this is the power of purebred Italian genetics ...
>>
>>78037271
a cute megan is A CUTE
>>
>>78037161
Was igor on steroids? His body says no but his fighting ability says yes. Im gonna go ahead and say he was on some crazy soviet gear
>>
>>78037317
only thing he took was L-carnitine
>>
>>78037239
nice feet desu
>>
>>78037317
>his body says no
Tell me if you can become a 240lb tank at 5'9 and be the bodybulder champ in your commie shithole and be natty
>>
Great thread.
>>
>>78037271
hellooooo there
>>
>>78021325
You know you suck when Floyd Mayweather of potshots, philly shell, and clinching walks you down.
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