/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Italian Grand Prix pre race thread edition

Answer please buds

>>78016345

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Digits and Gimi wins

First for Stroll strolling on HAM in the first chicane

Please post that picture of the schedule

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>driving a car
>a sport

'nice' OP

So what is the formula?

>>78016359
yeah but I have repeating digits though

>>78016359
dumb animeposter

>>78016359
Hence the term "motorsports"

Stop being so retarded

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>>78016359
It's more a kind of competitive past-time.

>>78016359

are you the new dorftrottel poster?

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>>78016366
>>78016359
Yeah put on a nice dress and make me a brew ok

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>>78016362
Bad connection is the least of your problems.

>>78016344

Is there a more based porn star than Rocco lads?

>uh yez nasty, licka my ass

>Switzerland
>a country

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>>78016359
Bad exemple of anime posting right here

Rain?

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>>78016384
Why are they so dark?

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Reminder that anime is shit and Gimi will win

>>78016384
why exactly are you doing this.

i mean, i can guess why, you think this is funny. but i've been around 4chan and worse places for almost 15 years and i can tell you this isn't funny, it's just plain mean. you're telling some random guy who's as interested in the same sport as you are that his life sucks and is only going to get worse. for what purpose?

>>78016396
They try to resemble the new Germans.

>>78016404
>you're telling some random guy who's as interested in the same sport as you are that his life sucks and is only going to get worse. for what purpose?

this happens pretty much every hour in /f1/ and on 4chan in general, who cares? i doubt hes even white

Is F2 coming up before F1? I've forgotten how F1 race days work.

>>78016404
If you are serious and I really damaged the Venezuelan's self esteem, I do apologize to him.

Other than that, I thought it was mild and not directed at himself to demean him.

>announcement from Alonso before the race
he's retiring, isn't he

>>78016420
you missed it

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>>78016396
Well as we learnt from the BR poster. It is their white Italian genes obviously.

>It never did post it's had

>>78016413
because i'm wondering why that is. that venezuelan poster is an alright dude and he doesn't deserve this. it's neither banter nor playful ribbing, just unwarranted harassment for no purpose whatsoever other than following the instincts trained on them by the latest generation of teenage edgelords.

>>78016425
Renewing contract at McLaren

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>>78016427
>hand*

Since then not seen much of grumpy BR poster

>>78016420

F2 sprint race is ogre, based Ghiotto won again

>>78016425
Phooey. What's on between now and the main race?

>mudslime runs away from the spraying

>>78016423
"haha people are picking up rotting food from the streets to survive because your government failed ;-)"

grow the fuck up

>>78016433
Wait, isn't the second race always after F1???

>>78016442
Did some one put salt in your coffee Jens?

>>78016428
>>78016442
hope to see you defend other posters as furiously as you are doing now

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>>78016428
>it's neither banter nor playful ribbing
Say it with me boys

THIS

>>78016451
why do you feel the need to render my point moot? what's your motivation?

Bullying is not okay

>>78016455
IS

Where's anti-bully ranger when you need her?

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>>78016464
Give me your lunch money you soft cunt

>>78016446
First race is after quali
Second race is before race

>>78016464
HARDEN
THE
FUCK
UP

>Porsche Supercup was watchable
Monza is a good track

>>78016461
im with you as long as you strive to make sure no one here is bullied

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>>78016469
NO

>>78016474
>>78016478
MODS

>>78016474
"Then pay with your blood"

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>>78016494

>>78016464
Seconded

So where do you guys draw the line between banter and bullying?

>>78016482
you're not. you're trying to position my argument as some valiant but ultimately self-defeating whiteknighting.

i'll tell you what motivates me. i'm so fucking, fucking bored of you kids getting triggered the way you do. now triggering means something else than it originally does, so forget the tumblr bullshit for a second and think of conditioned skinner rats.

randos see venezuelan flag
randos look for image macro or meme in their neatly organized meme folders (don't lie, you have those)
randos post them for what they think will earn them cheap laughs without a second thought

this is literally operational conditioning, like it's done with animals. except anons are doing it voluntarily and probably think they're being creative, meanwhile they bore me out of my fucking mind with their painfully dumb herd behavior.

the same applies for anything pertaining to society, politics, or history. memes as the prime form of humor has reintroduced memetic behavior. as long as anons have a premade reaction pic, they're good and settled, and boy will they repost it ad nauseam.

why aren't you bored of it yet? this is so crazy vapid and dumb.

Hamlel wins, lol

>>78016522

internet = banter

bullying = real life

if you feel genuinely offended by anything that happens to you on the internet, by anonymous morons at that, just fuck off

its not that hard

>>78016523
>kids
I'm 31

>>78016442
you would be better suited to r/Formula1

>>78016523
you genuinely have to be some triggered shitskin

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>>78016523
Sounds like we have a dirty communist here boys. I thought it was only the young, foolish American posters who followed communism around here

>>78016522
It's banter when I'm doing it, bullying when they're doing it

>>78016533
that's sad to hear

>>78016545
pretty much this, nail on the head right here

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t minus 93 bings.

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Just wanna take a moment and say I really enjoy posting with you guys from all around the world.

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>>78016536
>MrFlow posting here is actually real

>>78016550
How is Grosjean still 20th?

>>78016556
I don't think he set any time at all.

So Lewis arrived at monza today in a motorbike ? kek

>>78016550
can't wait for Saubers to get beastly starts and be ahead of the Ferraris by turn 1

>>78016556
was outside of 107% so has to start from last place

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>>78016555

>>78016556
best Q1 lap outside 107% I guess.

>>78016536
>>78016541
>>78016543
thanks for proving my point, much appreciated la

>>78016561
He set one before crashing the quali

>>78016556
missed the 107%

>>78016567
Who has the best jawline here?

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>>78016562
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>78016576
Palmer

has to win something I guess

>>78016556
Punishment for ruining my evening

>>78016556

1 0 7 %
0
7
%

>stroll front row

guys, is lanceGOD actually talented?

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>it began early today

>>78016589
it hasnt begun until nigger spam begins kek

>>78016562
>>78016577
>trying to copy Seb and nigging it up
typical.

>>78016586
Despite the money memes, he is actually fast. Like Pastor was. He's slowly getting rid of the rough edges.

how many bongs and bings?

>>78016599
1 bong and 30 bings

>>78016599
1 and a half bongs

>>78016599
I feel like it's been the same time every week for a while now.

https://twitter.com/NobleF1/status/904277286953910272
and Grosjean has a gearbox penalty as well anyway

>>78016599
89 bings lad. Pop to the shops before the race starts

>>78016577
FYI his shoes are around $2000 USD, and the jacket much, much more

>>78016586
when I first watch him drive
his hands were like a child playing racecar driver
he moves a lot too much
he is 'chasing' the car
maybe now he is better
he is not so much on the screen since 3 months ago

Does anyone have any funny greentexts about americans going to england and the big ben bong time stuff?

>>78016607
Pérez has a 5 place penalty as well

fucking kek so many benalties

>90 minutes of Hamilton fellating pre-race coverage

Worst thing about Hamilton poles desu

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>>78016344
>tfw its £anc€ $stro££s first year and already better than Verstoppen
Toothpasteland deserves this

>>78016629
I'm not making another fuckin grid image until about 10 bings before the race

>>78016630
Why is there 90 minutes of pre race coverage and why are you watching it? That's nearly longer than the race.

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>>78016640
>not watching teds autism book
get the fuck out nigger

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>this man will start in the top 10
this has really been the meme'st qualifying session for a long time

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>Ted thinks Kubica won't come back to F1

Who /hype/ for Kubica WDC 2019

>>78016629
Whole grid should make an agreement to change everything every race so all penalties are nullified.

>it's a feature hamilton interview episode

>>78016629
https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/perez-grid-penalty-italian-gp-948781/amp/
If there is one more driver to get a gearbox change half the grid would have gotten one.

>>78016648
>pretending you've been watching f1 for more than 1 and a half years

you're not foolin me windmill

>And again comes a new penal message from the FIA. Force India had to install a new transmission at Sergio Perez. This means that the Mexican, who would normally be ranked 9th, has to go 5 places back. He is the ninth pilot to take a penalty. Here in the press hall is already joked that Sauber is soon on the pole position, if that goes on like this. Ericsson and Wehrlein, who were only able to leave behind the crashed Grozjean in the qualifying class, are already starting in positions 10 and 11. (AMuS)

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HIS TIME

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With all these cars out of position due to penalties and such, this race has great potential to be kino

>>78016669
Did they pick a shit 2nd driver on purpose so lewis has a better chance at the WDC ala ferrari?

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>>78016669
Nope, Finland does not simply win.

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>>78016664
>Sauber is soon on the pole position
this is our time

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OPPO

>>78016673
not sure about that as the nigger is in front row again. really hope his engine will blow up 2bh

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>>78016663
>implying everyone in toothpasteland is actually a verstoppen fan
I was always on schumacher and gimi's side.
AMX was alright until the whole country started dickriding him.
Dubs for gimi finishes 1st

>>78016680
>/f1/ before the 2017
>bottas is going to btfo hamilton cant wait
>/f1/ now
>why did mercedes pick such a shit driver?

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>>78016344
Imagine if F1 just said "fuck safety"

>no limitations
>maximum possible top speeds
>arms race for crazy new tech year after year to handle cars decelerating from 400 km/h into hairpin turns
>crazy new car designs
>tracks have to be expanded, bc the cars become too fast
>drivers struggle to deal with heavy g-forces
>tripple the amount of tire walls and safety measures, still one death a year and several injured
>every couple years there's multiple deaths
>driver roster fills up with crazy daredevils who live like no tomorrow
>no "my WIFE is PREGNANT I'm so happy blah blah blah" but pit girls and James Hunt's illegitimate grandsons banging japanese groupies in the pits 10 min before the race starts
>no more big happy family
>trash talk and hardcore rivalries that end in epic funerals

Just imagine the memes

I missed qualy, is it worth a rewatch before the race?

>>78016697
not enough time
watch it afterwards

>>78016697
you should have started watching 90 minutes ago if you want to watch the WHOLE lot

>>78016697
>qualy
>worth rewatching
no, just prepare yourself for the race

>>78016692
>bottas is going to btfo hamilton cant wait

I doubt anyone meant this seriously, just the edgy kids. When has bottas ever been rated highly?

>>78016695
ever since I play "WipEout" I have wished for "FUnlimited" too

>>78016697
just watch q3

>all Nords are starting in top 10

MUH POLES. ALSO THE FUTURE GENERATIONS.

god damnit is he annoying

>>78016697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eTFNSalcmI
highlights

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>>78016686
>Leave Hamilton to me.

Honest question /f1/, how long before the race dio you start setting up? Do you have rituals or specific food?
>take massive dump before race start
>pray gimi wins
>make food
> watch the pre race show

>>78016713
just fuck my grid up senpai

>>78016710
Imperials are the patrician choice.

Nords are racist as fuck and weirdo religious types.

>>78016697
watch the kino race
it was amazing

>>78016713
is fast john starting from the pit lane?

>>78016723
>open espee and r/f1/

>>78016720
unfortunately the mercs are better starters. all he can do is holding up the cars behind him in good old Trulli style. or crash into a wall.

>>78016717
cheers m8, this'll do

>>78016697
>>78016730
Both Kino's were award worthy.

>>78016723
basically do all that but then forget and ask my gf to make me food and drinks

>>78016731
20th

Because he crashed early in Q1, his lap was outside the 107% time so has to startr from the back

>>78016740
What happened in the second race?

>>78016628

Fat retarded American here. I just found out that the time is different in other parts of the world than here in New York. AMA

>>78016723
I have a cuppa and durry on the balcony while the grid rolls through, then return to the couch when they start the formation lap

>>78016685
DEJA VU!

>>78016740
oh shit i missed the kino sprint race today

someone give me a quick rundown on the second race

>>78016717
I'm surprised they let them on the track with that much rain.

>>78016745
Billion legit overtakes. Good racing.

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>>78016656
Ringo-chan is cute

Hey fags I decided to come to /sp/ and make a shitpost in the first thread I came across.

>f1
>>>/o/

>>78016743
merde

Where can I watch the Kino races lads?

>>78016723
i began to marinate the meat for dinner 2 hours before green
it is important to make food so there is still food when the race begins

>>78016747
Don't they always mention pacific time and central time on your tv shows?

What did you think that meant?

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Daily reminder that japanese nationalism never got very far in F1 (Toyota F1, Honda F1, Super Aguri, etc) but anime is the best entertainment

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I've officially accepted Ham as the goat. I don't care about how OP Mercedes is anymore, he's the goat

>>78016771
A rebadged Honda car won the championship

>>78016773
Kill yourself

>>78016781
with a mercedes engine, which kinda proves the point that all-jap efforts never work

Prost F1 didnt work either so

f1 time la

This sky italia lad is almost as bad as Ted.

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You get to choose one country in Africa to host a GP next year. Which one?

>>78016723

For the recent euro races it's been
>wake up
>roll over
>r/motorportsstreams
>put on my Ferrari hat
>cheer for kimi
>maybe fall asleep to the droning sound of the engines

>>78016788
probably about 5:00 am

>>78016791
Kyalami ofc.

>>78016773
How much is Sky paying you?

>>78016791
South Africa, no contest

>>78016773
>>78016786

How do french people feel about Ocon? He definitely has potential to become a race winner in the future. Is he hyped over there or do people see him as a basque/spaniard?

>>78016791
benis

>>78016791
Chad

>>78016791
>In the middle of Shara
>Track is 50 kilometers long with a 20 kilometers long straight

>>78016791
Why do they have so many countries?

It's mostly all the same anyway.

>>78016791
>Madagascan GP

Fucking lemurs everywhere

>>78016791
Cairo or somewhere in Morocco could be cool

>>78016791
namibia - f1 dune buggy

>>78016791
Kyalami, Johannesburg, Sith Ifrica

before 2011 it would have been tripoli.

>>78016807
To add: who do Frenchies recognize more; Johann Zarco or Ocon?

>>78016807
since Formula 1 is now behind paywall on TV (canal+), no one here cares about it.

>>78016756
Hey that is nice. Thanks friend

>>78016791
Morocco for based Marrakech GP

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>>78016791
chad obviously

>>78016807
He is the best driver in the World, already confirmed World Champ in less than 3 years

>>78016818
Because white "people" went in and drew a bunch of lines

>>78016791
Jungle GP when?

>track has to be under armed guard everywhere due to jungle militants popping out of nowhere and trying to kill people

>>78016756
I feel like a failure because my shitpost didn't get (you). Maybe I should have just said oversized go kart racing is for queers.

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>>78016840
>Syria GP
>Afghanistan GP
oh god, please make it real

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>>78016791
Grand Prix of Uganda

>>78016852
Syria is fully liberated
https://www.rt.com/news/401860-syria-hama-isis-terrorists-eliminated/

>>78016852
Just do it in Frankfurt, which is 49% ethnic German now

>>78016791
It's already coming back next year

I want to fucking punch that smirk of Herberts face

>>78016859
>Syria is fully liberated

not if the us has anything to say about it

Is RB gonna be able to compete over the next few years?

Imagine if max went to mercedes and ricky went to ferarri.

>Ericsson will start 10th

>>78016827

that's sad, maybe it will grow in popularity again if Ocon actually wins something (and now there's a French GP again too)

http://ustreamyx.com/stream.php?id=sky-sport-1-italia

for italobros

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Alonso can't catch a break

>>78016879
None of those things are going to happen mate

>>78016861
might as well call the Australian Grand Prix Chinese Grand Prix then since it's in Melbourne

>>78016884
QT
Report if Kubica announces anything.

>>78016879

>implying Hamilton wants Verstappen as a teammate
>implying Vettel wants Ricciardo as a teammate

not gonna happen, otherwise Verstappen would already be confirmed for Mercedes for 2018

>>78016897

>Implying there won't be Hamilton-Vettel lineup at McLaren

>>78016892
There's probably more sudanese scum in melbourne than chinese desu.

>>78016892
I thought Melbourne was full of gays

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What time is it?

>>78016916

that's sydney.

>>78016892
melbin is full of cucks

>>78016921
I can't keep up with these memes

>>78016920
post the full grid

Imagine if there was no time limit between posting, I would shitpost so hard. Believe you me i would.

>>78016916
melbin's full of greeny cancer.

hilarious how they hold a grand prix in the biggest public park there in one of the most treehugging, lefty parts of the city

LESS THAN A HOUR TO GO LADS

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>>78016938

>>78016791
The Western Sahara (disputed) GP

>>78016941
Why imagine when you can purchase a 4chan gold pass tm?

>>78016938
>>78016950
who knows if this will be the right order when the race starts

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>betas and the double collar

>>78016943
>le attention whore man

>>78016941
you can buy a 4chan pass to bypass the cooldown

((((hiroshima nagasaki))) wants you to give him your hard-earned gbp

>>78016950
Out of date. Perez is 5 down.

>>78016950
They even put a meme arrow in for Grosjean

>>78016950
Force India probably changed it for Perez because it only cost him one place.

Ferrari 3rd / 4th come 2nd lap

dubs and the nigger bins it

anyone got a rai 1 stream? wanna listen to Fisico

>>78016950
>>78016957
>>78016970
it's inaccurate

Perez's penalty isn't accounted for

>>78016550
I want Wehrlein to score points.

>>78016970
>only cost him one place
he was 8th or 9th. He's 12th now

>>78016983
I want to fuck chloe stroll and send her father the video.

>>78016974
Not enough gravel for that friend

Alonso is supposed to announce something before the race, right?

so is it raining or nah?

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>tfw 2 rookies behind me going into Monza 1st chicane

>>78016990
just look at the sky bruh
(its not)

>>78016990
Ferrari tears

>>78016995
It's raining here

>>78016989
McRenault and he is going to Indy

I just had the most insane feeling of deja vu reading this thread, none of you care though probably.

Vandoorne's engine gives up already

5 place penalty for Gimi gearbox change :D:DDDD

There's still time to run 2nd GP3 race.

If you don't like Hamilton you need to go back to /pol/

>>78017006
You've just been in this place before

>>78017013
No fucking way
All those penalties

>>78017013
you're fucking kidding.

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>>78017019

fuck off

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>>78017006
I care, my friend.

>>78017006
What can you see coming up?

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Who do you think is winning here?

>>78017035
Petronas.

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>>78017021

>>78017035
sony

>>78017035
codemasters

>>78016950

grid penalties need to go

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ok fag, here is the real grid

>>78017021
Nah it was definitely the same posts, even mine.

>>78017030
Thanks pal.

>>78017031
Nothing bad so kinda boring.

>>78017006

De Ja Vu is just where your brain dun goofs and puts the current short term memory straight into the long term memory place.

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>>78017035

>>78017045
>out in Q1
>start 4th row

Why even bother qualifying?

>So @SChecoPerez qualified 11th, landed a five place gearbox penalty, and starts 10th
https://twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/904299651096088576

the state of Y1

>>78017055

Who is that quote from? The mongolian or the negroid?

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>>78016723
Nothing fancy really. I just tune in about 10 minutes before the race, because the RTL warmup show is shit.

During about the middle of the formation lap I light up a cigarette. Seconds before the start I gulp down my first beer of the race and then I stare at the front row frantically until the cars start moving.

Oh and I set the TV volume from 20 to 34 for some reason. 34 is my "racing volume" for all series that I follow.

>mfw when i just realised my seat can tilt up and it's been slanting down and uncomfortable for the past 2 years for no reason

Polesitters always win. F1 is these days all about the battle for 2nd and 3rd places

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>>78017055

>>78016723
I have a mug of milo while watching the race. No pre-race schedule because I'm usually getting my work stuff ready for the morning.

>>78017063
He would start behind guys who qualified on worse positions and also had more penalties which would seem wrong.

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Feelin like its Gimis day today.

check these 7s

>>78017065
Do you have set volumes for other programmes you watch? pls tell me you do, I need someone to share my autism

Why haven't Schumacher's family released any kind of statement about him?

It's kind of weird that they aren't telling anyone that he's a vegetable now, or do you think he's dead and they're into some fraudulent stuff?

I know people are entitled to privacy but 4 years with absolutely nothing is strange.

Does Ferrari have a chance today? It seems like they can only keep up with Mercedes in high downforce tracks.

>feature on le only remembered because he flew out of his own car and died man

>>78017088

He's caught autism, no one wants to see that.

>>78017078
>finlands day
>ever

>>78017052
Or is it when alternate time lines diverge?

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>>78017100

>>78017103

No you retard it's not.

>>78017090
Yes becauses it's Monza and the FIA have a moral obligation to let them win

>>78016950
>beaten by two rookie kids in backmarker cars
>whilst in a fucking mercedes
jesus christ the city of bottas

>>78017085
I do. I dont really watch tv but on my pc it is 18 for gaming and music, 40 for anime and movies, 30 for motorsports

>>78017090
I reckon if they go faster than Mercedes and overtake them then they have a shot

last digit = lap in which grosjean retires

>>78017111
thank you

Daily reminder that Hamilton is due a failure, both Ferraris were punished at Silverstone, Hamilton will be punished today.

>>78017078

>>78015602
>>78015602
>>78015591

>>78017088

the schumacher family have released statements, during court cases.

>>78017110
He would have been second if he didn't fuck up his last hot lap

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Starting to unironicaly root for Hamilton simply because the levels of asspain and tendie dropping that takes place on /sp/ during is hilarious.

The amount of REEEE here today when blackboy beats the scoode at their home turf with a grand-slam after beating their best boy schumi in poles will be monumental

>>78017116

http://ustreamyx.com/stream.php?id=sky-sport-1-italia

>>78017116
wtf Villeneuve NTR'd Canal+

How many bongs?

>>78017116
I'd fuck the shit out of Federica

Gimi :DDD

>>78017121
Explain this meme.
Im a casual who only tunes in for the F1 races

>>78017126
>fucking up means you do worse than you would have done if you did not fuck up
no way you don't say?

>>78017110
his engineer sent him out on inters at the start of q3 so he had less laps to get temperature in his wet tyres afterwards

then he made a mistake on his flying lap and went in the pits instead of seeing if he could improve

>>78017136
but would she fuck the shit out of you too or just starfish it?

>>78017135

0.60

Based gimi

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>>78017140
You know it, you just can't accept it

>>78017135
40 bings

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>>78017130
>mfw stroll takes out hamilton in first turn

>>78017130
i'm looking forward to the boooo's from the podium if he wins and gets a solid lead in front of vettel for the championship

>it takes under a year for a nascar company to build a competitive F1 car

nice "sport" you have here

Anyway I can stream ace player to chromecast?

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>>78017140

>>78017143
shocking revelation

>>78017157
th-thanks

>>78017157
Dallara builds the Haas chassis

>>78017157

dallara and ferrari, you mean.

"Do you go to the supermarket?"

"Someone has to buy the food :D :D"

I love binland

>>78017158

Use Sodaplayer

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>>78017155

>mfw

>>78017157

>Haas
>Built anything about that car

>>78017162
I remember this, I can't believe it's been 2 years.

I haven't done anything in my life since then lol haha.

>Lauda: "there's at max a 0.1 sec gap between Ferrari and Mercedes under dry conditions today"

i think he finally lost his sense for reality

>>78017180

>we vill definitely lose in Singapore

>>78017147
I had to look it up but starfish is beyond borderline scat fetish and that's a no-no so probs the former

>>78017170
Does that work with chromecast?