mfw we win the college owl

>>78015399
Clearly 1.

No. 3 is Stacy. No. 4. has a dick. No. 2 is gonna charge you with rape when you drop her and No. 5 dresses like a whore.

>>78015399
>attractive white girl in a sorority at one of the nation's most popular private universities
is there an easier way to float through life?

>>78015459
doing so while telling the nerds in HS to do your homework and play vidya badly on a cam for easy money
you can literally not suck a dick for your HS life and STILL get more money than a good portion of the middle class does per year