What went wrong?

Too much strikezone to cover.

He got downloaded like every other promising hitter in the league for the past 10 years

Construction of the actual stadium completed, so he was no longer playing in a ballpark for ants

being a mixed race meme

>>78013466
Dat gap. You could drive a truck through it.

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He was blessed by the sports pope

>>78013466
Rookie meme hitter that got figured out after enough ABs

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>be biggest tallest guy in MLB
>6'7 of pure muscle and NY hype
>go on one of the worst funks in MLB history

Lanklets BTFO

How can manlet altive be so much better? Manlets win yet again

>Putin
>Hitler
>Altuve
>Mayweather

How will lanklets ever recover?

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>>78014675
>Manlets win yet again
By definition you lose every time

>>78014692

Lolz ugly lanklet detected

>>78013466
HR Derby fucks up your swing. Why do you think Harper doesn't participate in it anymore?

>>78014675
You forget motherfucking Napoleon and Joe Pesci m8

pretty crazy how no one took note of how many strikeouts he had by the all-star break (100+) ive been saying it ever since then- he is a homerun monster and a strike out monster. and
>>78014704
this to a degree

>>78014704
Then how do you explain Stanton post-Derby my guy