I just want Americans to be good at soccer

eu queria uma namorada americana loirinha safadinha

>>78013008
They don't need to be when they're in CONCACAF

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I want to take over the world, but we all don't get what we want.

>>78013008
I just want you all to go back to 55chan.

>>78013143
t. João Autista aka the """"whitest"""" man in brazil

>>78013008
Thanks. At least the WC is coming back right lad?

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>>78013008
Genuinely curious. Why?

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>>78013008
I want us to fail so soccer can never be popular here

>>78013054
relegate Venezuela and put us in Conmebol pls

>>78013008
>jog kick
couldn't care less

>>78013190
We could banter each other. Nice rivalries.

>>78013210
This is a good post

>>78013210
you hate soccer more than you love america

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>>78013753
I like it

>>78013008
>I just want Americans to be good at soccer

Translation: I just want Americans to like soccer

Response: Not gonna happen you favela monkey

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>>78013210
This. Keeping America's unique sports culture alive is of the utmost importance. Fuck divegrass.

>>78013008
Keep Americans out of football desu

>>78013074
de geso~

>>78013008
Fuck off we're full of better sports

>>78013784
Without a doubt

>>78014009
I agree. We have zero business playing soccerball

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As long as we have friendly South Americans here -

I just want to say sorry for being interventionist dickheads during the past. Would you be cool with making an American federation to keep out the insidious Red Dragon? We already lost Asia and Africa is gonna be a tossup.

>>78013940
Why are the "divegrass is for girls" posters always posting in these threads, stop pretending you don't care faggots if you really didnt you wouldnt be posting here

>>78014384
What a r*ddit tier post.

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>>78013008
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/4376375/david-beckham-targets-real-madrid-ace-cristiano-ronaldo-for-his-new-mls-team-in-miami/

>>78013841
I meant what I said

>>78014120
No one is forcing you to watch it

>>78014384
I think most sudacas like America. I think only the lefties truly hate America.

>US plan under klinnsman
>hoofball and pass it into the box from the wing
>strategy under bruce
>hoofball, some more crossing, and pass it into the box from the wing

how could such a brilliant strategy fail

>>78013753
NCAA College gridiron football to Brazil when

>>78013210
Can't believe i agree with an anime posting dweeb

>>78014384
Faggot. BR going to college in your country here. I feel disgust when white americans grovel to me like this. You make my skin crawl.

>>78013008
They are too fat for that

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Won't happen anytime soon.