/nrl/

Quite possibly the worst /nrl/ thread I've ever seen. Fuck you OP.

2pm GOATcastle vs Sharks
4pm Dragons vs Bulldogs
6:30pm Tigers vs Warriors

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1st for marrying a prostitute

walkbeta on cucked watch

Reminder that /nrl/ does NOT support poofter marriage.

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2nd for still being in love with your ex even though he hurt you multiple times and read your personal journals

NSW cup finals are being streamed if you guys care

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nobody cares

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about this gay dying faggot sport

/nrl/ here, we support gay marriage in Australia

Actually, /nrl/ is strongly opposed to homosexual marriage despite it having 65%+ support in the general population.

Warriors fans are the most intelligent in NRL.

And that's saying something

WalkMODS on Nobel Prize watch

headed to the knights/sharks game today lads. if anyone wants to fucking fight, meet me at the sharks merch truck at 1:45pm and ask for toby.

but be careful because the moment i hear the name toby, i'm fucking throwing a right hand

>>78012845

Based Toby

LawGOD Ltd

>>78012845
I'm there Toby.

tipping league to last another decade at most

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C'mon GOATcastle, you need to flog the pooarks. Do it for me, I've been a lifelong customer for over a month now PLEAASEE

Gallel just injured his knee in the warm-up. His season is over.

>>78013781
I like your optimism.

>>78013855
>Gallel just injured his knee in the warm-up.
BIG if true.

Why does this ugly goblin host the Sunday Ticket? They should use Vonnie as much as possible, especially since she's on $1 million a season now.

lot of bad posts in this thread

newcastle please win

>2pm kickoff

>>78013999
>poo pee em kick off

just made another bad post lads

Nutella Sharks

*farts*

*breathes in*

>>78014054
You just inhaled small particles of your son

gagai's hair looks like the aliens from mars attack

Buderus is already senile.

>>78011961
based walkie

addicted to making bad posts lads

>>78014103
based walkie

>perenara is the referee
Sorry Newcastle, looks like a 15-3 penalty count against you.

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hmmm

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This is me, Richie.

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This is me, Sean Snr.

>>78014160
Ugly fucker. No wonder your son is such a repellent pest

BFT is on the sideline lads

alright I think the OP pic has given me as clear answer as to who won origin. I'm dissapointed, but I can't say I'm surprised. maybe next year

is that tats on fatfita's leg or just leg hair left unshaven?

Why is there an AFL circle in the middle of this stadium?

>It's an Alex McKinnon episode

im afraid i am going to have to end up being alone. women these days are trash. i do not want to take the risk of being taken to the cleaners because i don't end up being a knight in shining armour and she leaves for some other shiny cock because feminism has taught her that she can do anything and she can always do better, even though the grass is rarely ever greener on the other side.

it sucks but this is the reality of being a man in the year 2017.

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Knights are going to get another wooden spoon lads :(

knights no

COMEBACK

COMEBACK

knights yes

Goatcastle

Blocker is a good commentator

FitgibGOD

>>78014499

This.

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Any CowGODS fans watching the BullGODS game next

>>78014596
Dragons are going to win you little cowcuck ltd customer

Is the CowGOD/BullGOD alliance THE strongest alliance on /nrl/?

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>>78014671

what's for dinner lads

C-C-C-COOOOOMBO BREAKEEEERR!!!!

>taking the poo against GOATcastle
kek

KEM

K E G

Is Jess a slut?

>>78014683
based muhammad

Do you think when players are trying to milk a try and going all floppy everywhere should be a penatly to the opposition try. I don't want this poort to turn into fucking diveball.

>>>/asp/

Don't like all these dirty foreigners in the thread lads.

>>78014772
T. Mohammad

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G O A T CASTLE

>>78014837
t. Bilal Skaf

Being from Townsville and being a doggies fan at the same time has never been so easy

God, it's hard being a lifetime GOATcastle customer sometimes lads. It's been a rough month gotta tell ya.

Poor poor effort from the "defending premiership" peem.

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>>78014142
>tfw you will never sit across the table from her on a sunday morning having a cup of coffee while she plays with her hair

>>78014903
>month

>288 Metres
>7 Offloads
>10 Tackle Breaks
>Line Break, Try Assist and Line Break Assist

Gallen is STILL the best forward in the world.

I assume we all want the Dragons to win right?

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>>78014994
I work at Bunnings. Come see me next weekend. I do the sausage sizzles.

check offside

Klassic Klein.

Based dragons

Shigs is an anagram of sighs.

>>78015118
Which store?

>>78015271
Caloundra.

>>78011799
/rug/ falseflag

>>78014845
CANT WAKE UP

>>78014200
Post ass please

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>>78015311

>not BFT

Think i just threw up lads

Poor Joshy ;_;

Klassic Klein.

dragons on no finals watch

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You know how you can get 15 wicked wings for $10 at kfc? If you get 2 sides with it, it's only $15.95

Shit team

Bulldogs WILL lose due to missed conversions.

>>78015388
That's pretty elite

>tfw the Bulldogs only just realized they ruined Michael Lichaa
>tfw he becomes elite at his next club

if you play the ball ahead of the mark does it count as post contact meters?

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>tfw the cowies make the finals
thanks dogs

Being a Saints fan is fucking suffering

>won a recent premiership
>suffering
LOL, try being a broncos fan. THIS is true suffering.

C'mon DRAGONS, do it for Khallisee and BroncGODS XD

>yfw DraGODS comeback

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sk7N3dhzM1o

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YES

DRAGODS

Lads, I vote we call Matt Dufty “Duffman”

I vote no. Simpsons did it.

>everyone was on the line ready
>still gives away the penalty
I get sometimes you might want to slow it down but that one was fucking stupid. Thanks stupid dogs.

The missed conversions will still cost the Bulldogs this game.

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FUCKING BULLCUNTS REEEEEE

HAHAHAHA POOGANS

kek

KEG

KEM

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Fuck dragons all standing in the line, they fucking suck. Holy shit.

>now they start having a decent defense
Stupid fucking cunts

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>dragons miss the 8
>shigs loses the grand final
kek

COWBOYSSSS

Fuck it, these poogans don't deserve to be in the finals and cowcucks will get rekted in the finals without their one good player.

Fucking KEK

Pathetic from the Dragons. Thoroughly outenthused by a team with nothing to gain for 75 minutes.

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>now we're sad
Fuck off you had every chance, that was fucking poothetic display.

7 straight years in the finals, boys.

lol every nrl team except roosters broncos and storm suck

loved how he tried sneaking the broncucks in there, lmao

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>tfw dragons could have actually won that but need those north queensland ticket sales

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>virgin and chad mic hold

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>>78015710
>broncos
keg

KEG

If the Warriors beat Poogers by 43 points GOATcastle will avoid the spoon lads

Shigs on pooicide watch

>>78015717
didnt he bang some chick cheated on his wife before a game in the 2000s?

I'm going to be 0/4 in /nrl/ grand finals after tonight

Who here /frontrowforums/

>can't even finish in the top 4 during your "premiership" defence
kek, cucknulla

>>78015795

Lurked a lot in 2011-2013. Don't really go there anymore.

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The steps that
I retrace
the sad look
on your face
The timing
and structure
did you hear
he fucked her?
A day late
a buck short
I'm writing
the report
On losing
and failing
when I move
I'm flailing now

And it's happened once again
I'll turn to a friend
Someone that understands
Sees through the master plan

But everybody's gone
And I've been here for too long
To face this on my own
Well I guess this is growing up

>invite some mates to my sister's 21st a couple of months ago
>everyone said they were going on the facebook event
>yesterday a few hours before it began one bloke said he couldn't be bothered
>didn't have a reason
>everyone else said they were still going
>changed his mind AGAIN and said he is now coming
Sick of brainlets lads

>>78015855
i dont want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me
hanging out the passengers side
of his best friends ride
trying to holler at me

>>78015871
Awful fucking song

Execute yourself

>>78015863
tell him someone else took his place since he declined the invite

>>78015863

As if you wouldn't go and fuck your sister for the lols.

>>78015880
It was last night, he turned up and had a good time I think

>>78015879
but blink 182 sang that during live performances of dammit at the middle eighth

pleb

>>78015898
just shit in his shoe next time you get the opportunity then

>>78015944
Will take that into consideration

Anyone know of any live streams for the Tigers v Warrior game?

Why is the Melbourne v parra game on at 4pm, but the pooly v poothers game is on at prime time at 730pm?

Chicken dance.

World's most blatant impedance by Naiqama

We should segregate islanders from the rest of the kids up until u15's. I remember reading a study showing that if you fed a 5 year old white, black, asian, and poly boy the same diets for a year, the Poly boy would gain significantly more weight than the other boys. Unfortuntately, the vast majority of them end up shit by the time they are 16.

Junior rep coaches have always selected the big islander boys over everyone else, when they end up duds, everyone else struggles to catch up because they missed out on that crucial development as a kid

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>>78016079
Having weight classes instead of ages groups would help a little

NRL needs to import more big strong coconuts

>>78016157
I agree with this desu. We can't breed out the Polynesian race if they are all stuck on tiny islands

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>tfw knights supporter

Whomst keen for Manly v Parramatta grand final lads? Screencap this now i am calling it

>>78016165
Fuck off shitposter, GOATcastle has done enough this year and is ready to begin their dynasty next year

>>78016162
Good post

>>78016178
>goatcastle
>wooden spoon

cmon m8

>>78016097
>not one kid tackled that fat cunt around the legs

I mean he is massive but these little kids need to l2tackle tbqh

Hope everyone here got their WalkDad's something for fathers day

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>>78016097
>gentle giant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUc0iAjHvY

0:01

"Just tackle the legs lol"

Lucky the fucking fob didn't knee that cunt in the head

>>78016214
We took the whole family to Walkneyland in Brisbane

Looks like the GF could come down to updates lads. Think Shigs will just edge me though.

Winning the tipping comp > winning poopercoach

If shigs doesnt win i will kill myself

Based shiggs

brup

add me on facebook

>>78017093
ok whats your info

>>78011488
is that steve holmes?

>>78017118
i emailed you

>>78016511
nice

Walkie, mate, you here mate?

Yeah lad

Can somebody link walkies facebook? I think he blocked me

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