/nfl/ general - LOL J/K edition

I'm not gay. My GIRLfriend just happens to have a penis.

second for Pats repeat

what the fuck is John Elway thinking with the Osweiler move?

>>78009841
He’s an alcoholic, what do you think?

>>78009841
hes thinkin he gets a backup qb for almost the vet minimum

>>78009809
I really REALLY like this post

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Tfw computer draftd my fantasy team better than i ever could

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>>78009883
>Tfw the winner of our league last year did an auto draft by total accident

Just did my draft today

10 Team PPR League
5th pick

QB: Matt Ryan, Carson Wentz (Homer pick)
RB: Todd Gurley, Lamar Miller, Darren Sproles (League also scores return yards), Robert Kelley, Marlon Mack
WR: Julio Jones, Michael Thomas, Golden Tate, Allen Robinson
TE: Jordan Reed, Zach Ertz
Defense: Seattle
Kicker: Dan Bailey

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Waived :(

>>78009841
In a vacuum it's not a bad move. The Browns are picking up his salary. I'd be more concerned about locker room morale with bringing him on, but cutting TJ.

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Also waived

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>>78009883
>tfw autodrafted in a league idgaf about
>it's decent

>>78009841
There's literally no risk, anybody who thinks he's going to be anything other than a temporary backup is a delusional memer

>>78009956
I don't follow the Raiders all that much. Anyone unexpected?

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Who else watching Alabama-FSU?

>>78009996
Lewis, Borders are the biggest surprise cuts, Hood and Woodson-Luster are eye openers too, Wanted Oni to stay

>>78009809
Do you watch porn, anon? Porn has balls in it.

Are you gay, anon?

>>78010055
What if I only watch lesbian porn?

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Who gonna stop us?

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>>78010084
The best girls have balls, or I've heard from unbiased and trusted sources

>>78010117
We've been through this already

your offense

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goodbye Kearse. I hope you can come back and retire here

>>78010084
Then you definitely don't know how a vagina works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

>The Oakland Raiders have signed Brett Favre to a coaching position, per source

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>>78010117
Your own imploding locker room.

>>78010208
fuck off

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Metal Gear Zeke

>>78010253
If it wasn't for Malcom Butler, I'm convinced that the Seacucks could've had a dynasty

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>Jarvis Jones amongst Cardinals' cuts

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>>78010313
Metal...Gear?

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>>78010313
HAIDARAAAAAA

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>belicheck actaully traded that nig qb
Based

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playoff predictor time

>>78010543
>Packers-Patriots

STOP THIS MEME

>>78010156
>Younghoe Koo
>Younghoe
bruh

>>78010543
>NFC South will be the first division ever to have all winning records in a season
wew

>>78010543
>Jags 10-6
>Vikings 2-14
>Cowboys 12-4
>Broncos 10-6
You're memeing me

>>78010253
Kasen Williams getting cut was pretty shitty, desu

Dude balled out all preseason

>>78010543
>Cowboys
>Giants
>no Eagles
lowqualitybait.jpg

>>78010543
>raidhurrs winning the division with zero defense
well meme'd

SB PREDICTION:
Titans-Buccs
Titans win

>>78010710
Tits 470,893,219
Bucs >implying

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lel Aldon

>>78010710
Fuck you General Lee.

whats to stop an owner from paying off all the players on the teams they're gonna play to throw every game so a 19-0 season happens?

>>78010543
>Ravens
>12-4

Well meme'd friend

>>78010760
Goodell

>>78010710
what does SB mean in regards to first over all draft pick, I'm not hip with the lingo but I know both these teams are garbage

>>78010319
They only got that far because of Kearse getting the luckiest SB catch since David Tyree. They didn't deserve a dynasty.

>>78010543
>Browns 1-15
Cut this shit out you retard

>>78010543
>ravens 12-4
know how I know you don't know football...

>>78010783
>both these teas are garbage
not anymore m8, they've finally gotten their shit together

>>78010785
Tyree's wasn't luck, it was completely in his hands to come down with that
the bouncing off of Kearse certainly was

>>78010850
If they had their shit together they would've been in the playoffs last year

>>78010850
HAHAHAHAHAAH
[gasps for air]
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>78010786
0-16

happy now?

>>78010871
It was more luck on Eli's part to even get that pass away properly

>>78010874
>last year is the same as this year
time moves m8

>>78009699
>Strange days
Cool movie.

>>78010882
Imagine being this much of a fucking retard

Browns are gonna go 5-11

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College football on all day
WE FUCKING MADE IT LADS
welcome to the good times. as for those of you who dont watch NCAA football youre missing out. yeah you can skip most of them but every weekend there is at least one barn burner or upset worth checking out. also a bit more fun, bit less predictable than NFL.

god that fucking offseason. its just so painful. Ive been in a good mood all day just because football is back on.
>YOU KNOW REALIZE THE NFL OFFSEASON IS WHAT KILLED HUNTER S THOMPSON
http://www.stereogum.com/1799/hunter_s_thompsons_suicide_note/news/
it can be fatal bros

>>78010253

>tfw my team will finally become mediocre again
>fire all these shithead niggers

>>78010977
>tfw I go to Rutgers

Why do our teams have to be so shit?

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>>78011036
We've been rebuilding since 1869

>>78011036
so belicheck can swoop on some 3rd round talent in the 7th he deliberately sabotages his prospect pipeline that is rutgers

>>78010977

college sports are awful

Rutgers pro day

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>MFW Broncos fan today

>>78009699
>Tom Coughlin 'not interested' in Kaepernick
that's not going to cut it for the libs

>>78011091
So who's taking Wards spot. Better believe teams will target whoever it is

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>>78011132
TYBC

>>78011132
Cam Newton

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>>78011132

>>78011149
>>78011150
Checks out

>>78011149
>:( no you

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JUST

>>78011132

>>78011071
>unable to appreciate NCAA football or track and field events

dear god its like someone born allergic to gluten for real.
I just pity you. you dont know what youre talking about. youre just ruining our dinners with your inability to digest these amazing ingredients. and god made you weak on purpose to ensure you dont ever find a mate.

>Ive said it before, 2007 fiesta bowl is still the greatest football game Ive ever watched live

why not have nfl opener on a sunday or something. fuck im so bored

>>78011233
Watch Bama vs Florida st dawg

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>>78011172
I don't understand how people continue to overrate him. Very mediocre stats.

>>78011172
>people acting like Dorsett doesn't have negative value

>>78011231
The fuck happened to your boy Josh Allen? Seriously, not in a >hurr he sucks u don't know shit kind of way, is Iowa's defense that good?

Btw, why don't people rate Lamar Jackson at the next level?

>>78011233
Alabama-FSU is at halftime right now, it's breddy gud

>>78011276
Lamar Jackson is the definition of a college quarterback

>>78011132
Brody

>>78011149
>>78011169
>>78011309
EL OH EL
>>78011132
GODGERS

Rodgers
>>78011149
>>78011169
>>78011309
fags

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>>78011276
Josh Allen is big and dumb. give him some time. and Iowas defense is no excuse. they shouldnt be able to give anyone fits. he looked god awful today.
also
>Lamar Jackson is black
thats why. niggers are too dumb for the QB position. dude is great athletically. thats all. you watching the purdue game right now? purdue looks great.
they got blessed by BREEZUS himself during the game.

>>78011172
>all these white people feeding the narrative
I don't understand, they got a black guy anyways, just one that isn't a drama queen

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>3 6'6" Tight Ends
>1 6'6" Wide Receiver
>Bevell will never call red zone plays for any of them

>>78011231

ncaa football is hot garbage. Look at this Alabama/fsu game so far. Neither of these qbs can even throw. It's good if you enjoy randomness, blown defenses, inaccurate QBs, and powerhouses beating up on cupcakes. The only redeeming thing about it is the atmosphere

>>78011378
>draft jose altuve sized QB
>have to compensate by hiring all the tallest WR you can find

he's going to get cucked so hard

>>78011299
That doesn't stop teams from drafting such QBs though.

>>78011365
Can't, not at home (>the city of me for not being able to get away from /spee/ even now).

Being black isn't usually a good enough reason for teams to blow their franchise though.

>>78011411
that doesn't make any sense

Wilson's best targets have been short shifty guys like Baldwin and Golden Tate

It's usually big qbs like Cam Newton who need big targets because they're more likely to overthrow

>>78011378
>inb4 your only competent weapon is once again Baldwin

>>78011387
there is one game a weekend that is great.
also underdogs with DAT HEART coming out of nowhere and punching some big dog in the mouth.
but yeah sloppier and less polished.
>army put 60 points on some no name team without ever passing the ball, just running 500 yards on them the entire game

>>78011276
pats got him as a kick returner since edelman is gone, hes shit as a receiver

>>78011367
hes not the RIGHT black guy, he doesn't cause trouble and isn't a shithead, they hate that

>>78011504
I thought about that too because he's absolute trash as a WR but it seems he hasn't returned since college.

>>78011132
Breezus

>>78011444
I dont know. Ive sworn off black QBs.
I believed in both teddy and RG3. I really thought both of those dudes were gonna be great. I mean laugh all you want but you dont remember the game tape of those guys. you dont remember their games coming up. not too mention all the other dark skinned qbs that have just proven to be utter garbage.
and yet some no name undersized white guy can take their job from them just by not being a nigger.
blacks simply know 2 things as QBs.
MUH LEGS MUH PANIC RUNS FROMS THE POLICE BECAUSE I CANTS READS THE SECONDARY
or
GO DEEP JAMAL CAUSE IM FUCKED IF MY FIRST READ ISNT OPEN WHEN I SEE HIM
I dont know. I just would never want the vikings to draft another black QB. they are just awful.
Jamarcus Russell is prime example of it. but goddamn I really did want him back when he was beasting at LSU. dude was fierce.

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>w-w-we stand a chance, r-right guys?
>b-breesus is gonna c-carry us to the p-p-playoffs
>who d-dat!

>>78011602
That's what happens when you have no defense

>>78011411
hes the same height as brees

>>78011602
>not 7-9
the Saints will beat the Bucs in New Orleans and keep the 7-9 train going

>>78011625
1 inch makes a difference

Believe me

>>78011597
>Teddy

I liked him a lot before the draft but he's just been a worse version of Alex Smith, dissappointing.

Did the browns get cucked by Elway and the buncos?

>>78011597
that was Deshawn Watson all preseason, black QBs are really just being taken as tokens to appease the fans

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Give me 1 reason why this won't happen

>>78011684
Lol no. Elway taking Brock back is pure desperation

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>have black QB in madden
>powerful arm but no speed, essentially a black brady because he's a pocket guy
>throws 4 TDs and sets a record for most completions to a WR with 28
>He just retired today
>tomorrow's his birthday

Anyone who thinks the Lions aren't taking a wild card is a fool.

>>78011684
Browns weren't doing anything with the money. Just bought a draft pick and Oz was part of it.

Houston got fucked.

>>78011684
>Elway is a genius for signing back his own bust after he was dreadful last year
>Elway is a genius for having a QB situation so bad that actually you can debate the idea that Brock is their best guy at the position

>>78011132
Come on, Carson

>>78011738
the QB on the Broncos is still Elway
he should suit up for a drive and see what happens

>>78011763
>Sacked by Mack and he's out for the game
>Sacked by Bosa and he's out for the game
>Sacked by Hali and he's out for the game

>>78011788
>Hali
Heh

>>78011697
oh yeah. I drafted watson the garbage fantasy league.
you get points for sacks, ints, and incompletions. hes gonna be a gold mine.

>>78011727
Houston had the cap room, they got conned for a season, not the first time for any franchise. They not only had the cap room to eat cutting/trading him, they still have an additional 20mil to sign someone or extend someone's contract and give them a bonus

>>78011738
he's not a genius but getting a backup for long snapper money is a pretty good bargain

Lynch was a terrible pick but I think Elway has done more good than bad

Replacing Franchise QB's is difficult even for good gm's.

It's a week until the start of the season
Mike Glennon has a starting job
Colin Kaepernick does not

What does this tell you?

>>78011817
>he thinks he's starting

I hope you get bench points

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>>78011842

>>78011842
that bad quarterbacks who don't make an ass out of themselves are more likely to trick stupid teams into overpaying for them

Why the fuck would Osweiller sign with the Broncos? Doesnt that wipe out his $17 mil paycheck from the Browns this year?

>>78010760
That'd be quite a lot of money to pay off

>broncucks dont extend mediocre qb
>draft one In 1st round
>its ok, the back up can fill in for a year till the rookie learns
>guess the back up is the permanent starter now
>wonder what that mediocre qb is up to?
Great gm youve got there

>>78011657
I thought he was going to break out last year but it was just his leg/knee that broke

Chargers winning week one, lads

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>>78011890

>>78011877
Don't think so. Cleveland pays him his original contract since it's now dead money, and Denver owes him the new near-minimum money. He's cucking EVERYONE.

>>78011836
>tfw you trade 1.06 and paxton for jordan howard in a dynasty league

>>78011877
no

the browns are only off the hook for whatever Denver is paying him which is almost nothing

>>78011831
True, no one really got screwed over.

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AFCW FANS POINT AND LAUGH AT THE BRNCS

>>78011172
Jon Albert is retarded

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>>78011932

>Broncos cut QB
>QB goes to Texans
>Texans send him to the Browns
>Browns cut him
>he goes back to the Broncos

They could've saved time and just not cut him.

>>78011904
>Deal with: fighting the chargers for 3rd place another season
ftfy

>>78011890
he's got CTE, leave him alone

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>>78011932
>using r*ndy m*ss as a Raiders reaction image
Pig disgusting

Still laffin at dungver though

>>78011947
they never cut him he was a FA who wanted to be paid

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>>78011932

>>78011947
They saved like 72 million not signing him

>>78011975
My bad.

Still

>Broncucks

>>78011947
If they would have signed him they would be like 80 mil shorter right now

>>78011963
It makes a good reaction image

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R8 my picks and name

>>78012075
>SD helmet
>LAC

What did they mean by this?

>>78012075
Shit, kill yourself retard.

Do detroit fans even know how to laugh or smile?

>>78012134
too busy getting mugged or shot...

>>78012134
after 0-16 they lost all feeling

>>78012129


>>78012129
Do you have any different ideas or are you nuts being mean.
Gotta take upsets from time to time as well my guy

>>78012134
no, they are all dead inside due to years of being lions fans

>>78012175
A friend of mine in college was a Lions fan and he had a shirt that said "0-16: THE IMPERFECT SEASON"

seems like they have a sense of humor about their failure

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FA: Vikings pink-slip FA failure LG Alex Boone
whelp thats my last hope for the season gone. Im fucking washing my hands of this bullshit. Im a dolphins or chargers fan this season.
its like being starving all fucking day and just when the delivery guy shows up with your pizza, he opens it up for you and just pours bleach all over it. then just stands there waiting for his tip.
this fucking team man. at least they will get to see what competency looks like when they host 2 other teams in the superbowl at home.

>>78012222
>Chargers
Lmao

>>78011842
That Mike Glennon has a starting job and Kaepernick doesn't

>>78012222
> Im a dolphins or chargers fan this season.
>Chargers

You think you're even up to the task?

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>>78012134
We'll start when we have something to smile about

>>78012203
>>78012175
>>78012287
Was 0-16 a tank job?

>>78012222
when the vikes have home field advantage in the bowl, don't come running back you fucking pussy
cap this

>>78012307
>tanking that hard for Matthew Stafford
no I think the Lions were just utter shit in 08

>>78012307
Tanking makes it sound like it was on purpose, designed for some end goal. We were just atrocious.

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Who here /undefeated on Thanksgiving/?

>>78012287
yo providence. annual tripfag fantasy league. see if you can sign up for this. I havent seen lake or police or harbs.

>>78012468
http://games.espn.com/ffl/leagueoffice?leagueId=344721&seasonId=2017

if it was on purpose they wouldn't have fired their gm halfway through the season

Even People saying the jets are tanking are really being too kind. They are just paying the price from years and years of bad choices.

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>tfw won't be able to watch dolphins vs bucs game next week sunday because of a hurricane.

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post em

>>78012540
don't die m8

>>78012468
Sounds like fun, but my work schedule is too hectic to commit to fantasy. In late October I'm going to China for a month with no football, so it'd kinda ruin it

>>78012540
Stay safe, Bahamas bro.

>>78012600
>In late October I'm going to China for a month with no football

Sounds awful

>>78012600
nigga bring me back something nice. and eat some duck.
>like they dont have phones in china
pussy

>>78012600
>going to China for work
what do you do?

Random Q. Why did NE pickup Michael Floyd last year for no reason?

>>78011387
Spot on post.

>>78012694
just a low cost flyer

>>78012694
IIRC Amendola was hurt and Floyd didn't cost much

>>78012645
I'll have spotty internet for a large part of my trip, and the gooks block a lot of websites (not spee, tho)
>>78012652
Equity analyst

>>78012641
It's a doubled-edged sword. I'll be missing some good games, but I love China and Chinese culture (except for squat toilets and spitting in the streets), so it'll be worth it.

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>>78011932
>my face when horseface thought with his CTE riddled brain that he could be a competent GM near me
>my face when waiting to see what excuses milehigh has to say now

>>78012933
>signing a temporary back QB for pennies makes you a stupid GM
The rest of AFC West confirmed to still be SEETHING.

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no fantasy thread so I'm just ask for opinions for this

I pick 4th tomorrow

It's still too risky to go for Zeke right? I should just go for one of the big three WR's?

assuming of course Bell/DJ are gone obviously

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12 man standard 8th pick snake
Very disappointed, want to kill myself

>>78013111
Yeah, Zeke is much too risky

>>78013003
Enjoy your musical chairs with QBs

>>78013226
Semen man is my dude and he will lead us to the playoffs and Lynch will fade into the background. No musical chair here boyo.

>>78013352
So Paxton Lynch is getting traded to Houston?

PPR? not a bad team at all actually, mixon is going to get raped behind that line though, try and trade him

>>78013446
Houston might just be dumb enough to take him.

>>78013457
for
>>78013145

>>78009841
Osweller fits their system like a glove. Watch he gets comeback player of the year award.

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GOAT helmet

>>78013532
Kubiak is gone

>>78013538
No, that's a big cat helmet.

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>>78010319
>Because of Malcom Butler

>>78013478
standard :(

>>78010344
PUNISHED
U
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I
S
H
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D

>>78011842
racism

>>78013638
pick up marlon mack and get rid of thompson, hes shit in PPR. trade mixon for hyde

>>78010785
>they only got that far because of a lucky catch

lol the previous 18 games in the season didn't happen?

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>>78013538
wrong

>>78012037
instead they just burnt a 1st round draft pick on a QB

just drafted my team, 10 people ppr snake draft. i had the 10th pick and kept gronk from the year before.

QB: Matt Ryan
QB: Eli

RB: Lynch
RB: Crowell
RB: Gore
RB: Adrian Peterson

WR: Amari Cooper
WR: Emanuel Sanders
WR: Sammy Watkins
WR: Kenny Britt

FLEX: Sterling Shepard

TE: Gronk
TE: Julius Thomas

K: Stephen Gostkowski
K: Sturgis

D: Patriots
D: Bills

How did I do?

>>78013811
>2 kickers
>2 defenses

>>78013544
krabs are you in the autism arena already?
http://games.espn.com/ffl/tools/viewmessage?leagueId=344721&typeId=0&topicId=0&messageId=1

>>78013828

rules of the league.

>>78013811
probably fringe playoff team, thats really bad for 10 teams

>>78013811
you only have one WR1 in a ppr? pick up a WR1 on a weak team if you have to.
>>78013828
having a defense on the bench is patrician bruh. you play the matchups week to week. always have 2 D's.

>>78013538
Always reminds me of a bowling ball with a cat sticker on it

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>>78011932
Former AFCW fan here living in Colorado. The salt today was delicious

>reg season records predictions

don't take what happens in the playoffs or owl seriously, there's just no one I can give a confident prediction to, so I left it as the meme

>>78013003
>seething over brock being back in the division
I like this actually. Shows the weakness and fear in denver

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>>78013897

FORGOT THE PIC LIKE A TARD AGAIN

>>78013811
>Lynch, Gore, Peterson
Chances are pretty high that at least one of them will hit a wall this season. They're all in their 30s after all

What team is going to fall for the Allen Hurns meme and end up sending us a quality offensive lineman for him?

Also what the FUCK is up with OLines these days? The talent pool for OLinemen and quarterbacks is so fucking thin these days it's unbelievable

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>>78013745

>>78013908
I meant that you guys are so desperate to find fault with the guy who made the division his cock sleeve not only as a QB but as a GM that anything you can find is cause for laughing like dumb hyenas. But sure, say whatever you like.

>>78013881
it was a keeper ppr league obviously all the #1's were kept.

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>>78013925
>tfw you will never have Walter Jones and Steve Hutchinson blocking Wilson's blindside

>>78013925
NFL peaked, CTE is scaring people away. It's only going to get worse from here

>>78013943
Elway has a losing record against the Raiders. And as a GM, he's getting exposed hard without Peyton

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>>78013925
>mfw the question of "Who was the Jannetty, Baker Mayfield or Dede Westbrook" was answered in three preseason games

Who falls for the Mayfield meme next year?

>>78013985
>
it's not that, college offenses don't have the same blocking schemes

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>>78013933
I had that book as a kid.

Fun fact, when the Seahawks decided to revamp their look in 2002, these logos were among some of the prototypes they came up with.

>>78013985
CTE is literally a meme. It'll fade just like everything and there will be plenty of Athletes to play football. It's just the flow of the era, in 5-10 years, we may have stacked O-lines everywhere, but defenses struggling.

>>78013987
Except he won a superbowl with Peyton's mummified corpse. If you watched as many Broncos games as I did that year you would know that Peyton was a liability not an asset. But everybody is ready to brand him a bad GM because he drafted a bad QB and had ONE season where he didn't quite make the playoffs. Because you're desperate.

Rams fan here...

Do we have a playoff chance this year?

Please don't ruin my dreams.

At least we aren't the browns, right?

>>78014036
it's the nature of the NFL. everyone says my Seahawks have collapsed into irrelevancy, but they're still in the playoffs every year, winning the division. If you're not the Pats (and even people badmouth them in the years they don't win the SB), then you're not good according to everybody.

>>78014065
No. Kys. You'll have the 31st pick next year.

>>78013911
>internet explorer

>>78013994
every picture I see of her, her jew blood becomes more obvious.
It also explains why she is being rewarded for being trash.

>>78014036
>Peyton
>liability

Broncos homers are becoming worse than Cowboys fans. I bet you were one of those guys saying "Peyton played like shit and we won the Owl! We can put anyone at QB!" then you miss the playoffs and would have ended up with a 8-8 record if Carr hadn't gotten hurt.

It's going to be so sweet seeing you guys hold teams to 10-20 points only to score 3.

>>78014065
No. Your defense will carry you to a 7-9 record at best. The Browns have a realistic shot of actually finishing with a better record than the Rams if Kizer turns out to be the real deal.

But at least you aren't the Chargers.

>>78014065
Not this year, but your defense is still stellar. Assuming McVay is only half as retarded as Fischer was, then you should be a playoff caliber team within the next few years, but I don't see you beating out the Hawks and Cards this year

>>78014096

Nigga I ain't even a Broncos fan but Peyton was beyond Washed his last year

Trent Dilfer had more to do with his team winning the owl than Peyton did in 2015

>>78014089
That would explain the 'tardation, wouldn't it.

>>78014096
He threw 9 touchdowns and 17 interceptions that year. If that's not a liability then I don't know what is.
>"Peyton played like shit and we won the Owl! We can put anyone at QB!"
Nice projection my dude. Maybe you can talk big when you manage to actually win a playoff game.

>>78014119
Peyton was done physically, but he could still call pre-snaps like a motherfucker. Broncos wouldn't have gotten past the Steelers in the post season, or the Chiefs when he took back over without him. You don't just replace that with a rookie with a decent arm and start planning your post season.

>>78013987
not really, Elway has had some of the best drafts of any GM in the last 5 years.
He's had some misses too, but overall the amount of hits he's had in the draft is top 5 for sure.
Its also easy to forget that Broncos got steals in Jake Butt + Chad Kelly because they will not play this year.

Idc if you like the Broncos or not. Elway is doing a fine job with the team. He is definitely better than the rest of the AFC West. Especially the Raiders who were a league embarrassment for a decade straight.

Its really easy to tell when someone is an ignorant bootyblasted hater because they don't even give fair credit where its due.

Elway inherited an elite defense. His contribution was Manning, what broncuck fans call a liability. Therefore, elways presence hurt the broncos superbowl rul

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>>78013911
refute this
protip: you cant

>>78014164
*it was San Diego, not the Chiefs when Peyton came back because Osweiler was playing like shit.

>>78014190
>Elway inherited an elite defense
Imagine being this dumb. I personally can't do it tbqh.

>>78014164
>still call presnaps
>oh shit the box is loaded
>let me call a run anyway cause I fucking suck

Brock Osweiler would have beat the Pats and Panthers too.

>>78014179
just to back this up:

Name another GM that drafted Von Miller, Malik Jackson(best free agent lineman), Danny Trevathan(best free agent linebacker), Julius Thomas (best free agent Tight end)and Derek Wolfe.
Name another GM that drafted a serviceable starting quarterback in the 7th round.

Its gonna be tough, not many have drafted that well.
Paxton Lynch is a complete bust though.

WHO WOULD WIN: THE ENTIRE KC CHIEFS OR A KICKER

>>78013977

Remember when Walter Jones trucked Mike Rucker back about 20 yards in the NFCCG?

Damn he was a fucking stud

>>78014193
>Cowboys winning a playoff game

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>>78014179
>Elway
>Best drafts of any GM in the last 5 years

Wew lad

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What should I expect out of Sammie Coates?

>>78014190
Elway drafted that defense.
McDaniels' era defense was pathetic.

see this
>>78014238

>>78014238
One star, 3 cuts and a decent DE, hmm

>>78014190
Elway's tenure began in 2011

Malik Jackson- Drafted in 2012
Defek Wolfe- Drafted in 2012
Brandon Marshall- Drafted in 2012
Von Miller- Drafted in 2011
Danny Trevaithan- Drafted in 2012
Demarcus Ware- Signed in 2014
Chris Harris GM- UDFA in 2011
Bradley Roby- Drafted in 2014
Aqib Talib- Signed in 2014
TJ Ward- Signed in 2014

"Elway inherited a great defense and is an overrated gm" - /sp/

>>78014259
>no 2011 where he drafted Orlando Franklin
>offense only
>implying some of those picks aren't serviceable.
>Houston paid Borkweiler
>paradis and schofield won a superbowl ring playing.
>Janovich is a stud
>Booker is unknown
Nice try.

What is /sp/ going to do when Punished Cam wins CPOTY and Matty Lice regresses to his 2015 self?

>>78014269
>the broncos had 2 Brandon Marshalls, who did well but eventually got cut for no reason

>>78014250
>only allowed 23 sacks in his 12 year career
>was flagged the same amount of times he went to the Pro Bowl (9)
Was he the greatest LT to ever play the game?

And yeah I remember that game, Jones pushed Rucker father then Alexander was able to run on that play

>>78014286
>Cam doing anything
Carr's winning CPoTY this year m80

>>78014297
>coming off a career year
>comeback

>>78014269
Elway basically stole Seattle's defensive scheme after they got their asses kicked in 48

>>78014286
I'm a Homer, but I think Earl Thomas is going to win CPOTY

>>78014297
Something would have to happen during this season for Carr to win that. I hope he breaks his leg again.

>>78014264
those were just some examples, and you are downplaying them pretty hard.

Imagine being a team that drafted Ja'Marcus Russel with the first overall pick. That must be painful.

>>78014310
Earl looks faster than last year which is incredible because he was having a great year last year. man

>>78014314
Imagine having him comeback against your team, now that's gotta hurt
>>78014304
>>78014312
One can dream

>>78014310
>Elway basically stole Seattle's defensive scheme

that is completely not true

>>78014310
eh, Denver's defense was injured during that superbowl.
Shitattle fans just like to forget that. Health plays a key role.

There wasn't so much stealing as there was supplementing.
Also Wade Philips had that defense way before Seattle did.

Do you even know who Wade Philips is? Or are you that casual?

>>78014292

Eh, the greatest is probably John Hannah. Jones is way up there with him and Munoz though.

>>78014376
Hannah was a guard

>>78014354
the guy doesn't even know the difference between a 3-4 and a 4-3.
>He thinks 3-4 Wade Philips stole "muh teams" scheme

linebackers are pointless guys
6-1 defense will be the wave of the future

>>78014382

You're right, I'm retarded.

>>78014193
>Browns 2-14 0-6 in division

>>78014356
>Wade Philips
>relevant
Not to mention that doesn't change the fact that Seattle's defense held the highest scoring offense to eight points and both teams had eleven played on IR. Sure you were without Wolfe, Miller and Harris for the SB, but you were absolutely manhandled on offense, defense and special teams.

>>78014392
Just go with 6 linemen-5 DBs full-time; LBs are always getting caught in mismatches 'cause defenses don't get the right subs/schemes in.

>>78014260
500 yards
3-5 TD

Martavis Bryant is back, he's the 3rd rec at best

>>78014426
he was traded to the browns today

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>The Seahawks will never return to the AFCW

feels bad man

>>78014450
Aaaaaaand now I wanna play around with whatever those guys are using.
>tfw can whap away at somebody full force
>doesn't even hurt 'em
This could help me work out some pent-up aggression.

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>>78014286

>National media expects little of the Panthers
>Landscape of the NFC South not radically different save for a stronger Bucs
>Still have Pro Bowl RB, Pro Bowl O-Linemen, Top LB corps in the league, elite D-Line, improving secondary
>Easy OROTY candidate plus another in the slot
>Pep is back
>Easier schedule than 2016
>It's an alternate year

Yes...Yes...! Keep picking the Failcucks to win the NFC South!

>>78014065
Nah not this year, but soon. Your defense is very good, can even win you a few trap games... I see you guys as 5-11 at worst, 9-7 at best, so 7-9 to 8-8 maybe? Goff does have upside and potential, Fisher never bothers to change playbooks to help his QBs out, so hope McVay actually does (he probably will, honestly).

Playoffs... eh... 2019-2020 season. Just 2 more seasons of being a midpack WC contender while drafting the odd, nice sleepers, and then you can probably actually win the WC.

>>78013925
Spread offense prevalence in college means a lot of drafted linemen don't actually know how to work in a pro style offense.

>>78014498
RIP FSU's season
but that QB was a fraud anyways

>>78014450
I've never understood the point of those things in practice.

>>78014559
its not for the force of the impact. they use actual pads for that.
those things are to desensitize you to hits for ball security. so you mentally see these things winding up and laying hits on you while you have the ball.
so you dont flinch and fumble or drop when youre about to get lit up really.

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>>78014559
How about this?

>>78013111
Go with whoever's left from Julio/AB/DJ/Bell

I wouldn't trust any other RBs and OBJ will fall off this year with Marshall stealing decent chunk of his TD potential

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redpill me on T.J. Ward

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>>78014618
He's ours bitch

>>78014634
m8
https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/904201620648599552

>>78014634
Not according to this guy

https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/904201620648599552

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>a New England Patriot will be starting at QB for the Indianapolis Colts this season

>>78014592
that's kinda been my train of thought

it's just tempting because there's so few good rbs these days

>>78014618
Still a good player

>>78014618
Elway is retarded for cutting him and Donkey fans all over the world are pissedd because they not only lost one of their best defensive players, but Elway also resigned Assweiler. All in all, it was a pretty good day for the rest of the lwague

>>78014640
>>78014641
>EXPECTED

>>78014650

Bill literally owning the Colts.

Who wins GB or Seattle week 1?

>>78014695
Never forget that in the AFCCG a few years ago the score was 14-7 when Brady threw the pick and the balls were subsequently switched out

>>78011367
He came from the Patriots. Everyone knows their black guys are secretly White.

>>78014712

Green Bay has the advantage by a mile. unless their OL went to complete and utter shit they'll win.

>>78014712
neither

>>78014712
green bay just because of home field

https://youtu.be/U3d_avkocDM