Somehow the lineup has managed to get even worse.
well let's see if Hanson can infield
and uh welcome rymer
Trust the farm system
>>78008466
>>78008476
>>78008466
great now we gotta go look for a cotton sock factory webm or something
Was listening to white sox weekly today as usual and everytime hearing ricky talk about the players with their nicknames is funny, I've started getting a list of some of the ones he uses the most
Jose Abreu - Josey
Carlos Rodon - Rodey
Reynaldo Lopez - Lopey
Omar Narvaez- Narvy
Kevan Smith - Smitty
Tim Anderson - Timmy
Yolmer Sanchez - Yolmy
Avisail Garcia - Avi
Matt Davidson - Matty
Adam Engel - Engy
Yoan Moncada - Yoyo
and speak of the devil, HANSY
Neat
YOLMEME!!!
>>78008598
That's almost as uncreative as our "noun"cada thing we have going.
>present but mostly inattentive.
>>78008633
Well his own name IS RickY
Was hoping for some life against Archer today but wow
>archer doesnt want to play against the sox
I dont blame him one bit.
inb4 no more hits or runs now that archers gone
>two singles each followed by DP balls
Rodon pls
phew minimized the damage
avisingle
>dunnvidson
>Narvaez homer
wow
>narv homer
wat
we rain now
rain might clear after 8:30
Eh, this is one of our worse thread turnouts : / . i definitely blame myself as part, I've been in way more of a vidya mood today.
>>78011072
I'm just lurking. There's nothing really to say.
>>78011099
what are you playing? i've been switching between warships/wolfenstein/starcraft
>>78011120
Playing Job Hunt. Playing to see who can give me a full time position so I don't have to rely on shitty pay for the next 40 or so years of my life, assuming I live that long.
may the tank recommence
>>78011072
eh there's been worse
tine for more fulmer spaghetti
oh joy, DH
tank resumes already
>>78011181
Good luck with the job hunt. I dunno what I'd do if I lost my current job. I'd probably just move back to Northwest Indiana with my family and become a season ticket holder with the Sox. It's comfy as fuck up there. Lots of good food and I get to play a lot of golf.
Can Fulmer at least be a reliable RP? Let's see
memes
goddamn it fulmer
gjge engel, and now he's off to the DL
>>78011893
Jacob may returns
Things you never ever thought you'd say: If only Belisario lost us a few more games
>>78011927
would they have drafted differently anyway?
>>78011941
probably not...
>>78011907
I'd rather have the Sox trade back for Shuck. Fuck.
>>78012011
ghost of tilson
Phils mounting furious comeback
hate to see fulmer being bad but we could be .5 GA after tonight
>>78012056
nvm dutchy and jpetty warming
hopefully fulmer doesnt have to lead the tank
>>78012039
>getting injured on your debut game
>never seen since
The epitome of shit luck.
Bummer in to secure the tank
jpetty bummer combo
ne'er a greater tank force seen
>3rd pitcher of the inning
Phils lose
dang
>>78012507
and he gets out of it
wow
>the rays can't even beat this tanking team
fuck you rays
if Ricky was serious about the tank he would have left petty or bummer in
farquhar actually seems to have something from what weve seen so far
well guess there's still beck later
yolmeme came to play today
Avi doesn't want to tank
>avihits
Basketball
AVIHITS
>this roster full of fags who won't be here in 2 seasons is ruining the tank
HOLT SHIT AVI
first home run since... a while
>>78012994
if the rays couldnt win when we literally handed them Bummer and Jshitty then the tank wasnt gonna happen in the first place
>>78012995
July 16th, he had 2 homers that day. Before then, his last one was June 20th.
>>78013022
well hes still hitting a ton so no complaints there
the real question is at the ripe young age of 26 after putting up with him for 4(?) years now, has he finally figured it out?
guy who caught avi's HR is wearing his all star jersey from this year
holy shit I love it when this stuff happens
uh oh farquad cracking
>>78013172
He's done it for a full season now. I'd like to see Hahn try and trade him in the offseason, but I don't think the market is big for a not-great-defensively right fielder.
holy shit its jennys!
holy fuck timmay jesus
looks like jennings has been the worst performer of the guys the sox have traded, shocking
>>78013486
clip? didnt he singlehandedly blow like 2 games for the stros already?
Minaya to try for the save
2 runs this time, lets see if he can get a different result this time
>hits the first batter he sees
oh
I think minaya is trying to break the speed limit on his tank
Ricky saw that the Phillies lost and put in the executive order.
tank out of the ditch
almost a triple play
and somehow hanson is kill
I wonder if they're gonna challenge it and call it a triple play
Minaya is not a closer
holy shit
oh shit challenge that, triple play c'mon
thank you based utley
if the sox were actually trying to win I think that could have easily been overturned, seen much less called for that new rule
>>78013731
instead ricky lets shaky ass minaya face Lomo who already homered this game
>no challenge
fuck
>let the tying run steal second
wew
>just lets Longoria take 2nd
HE GOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE
SHIIIIT
Insane game, for shame rays, we're practically gifting it to you
>minaya gets the save
I give up. This shit's so hard to read.
Fulmer gets the W
Congrats on his first