MICHIGAN VS. FLORIDA OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD #2

Texas is BACK

>>78005868
texas got cucked

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what devilish deeds have you done lately

>>78005868
FIRST FOR SEC

>>78005895
is that man trying to penetrate a shark from behind?

dat EEC underthrow, something you've grown to appreciate since teboq

>>78005903
As expected from an archdemon of hell.

run a fuckingflea flicker florida

>>78005899
But is the U back yet?

>>78005909
under throws dont equal picks

How is Michigan doing so shit isn't like half of Florida's team suspended?

announcers say florida is dominating the line but it seems like UM always has pressure

You'd think with how bad these defenses are there'd be a lot more than 30 points on the board by now

REFBALL

BENULTY

Only way florida scores is with a penalty

>florida has good play
>FLAG
you can call holding on any play

>>78005939
they are knowledgable

>>78005895
damn Mac looks like THAT?

Not bad, for a half breed

If trips Georgia goes to the playoff

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>>78005895
waddafug

>>78005999
WITNESSED

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>>78005999

>fields a punt inside the 10 and immediately runs toward the sideline

>>78005941
Michigan defense=shit
florida offense=shittier
florida defense=great
michigan offense=ok

>>78005999
OH NO

>>78005999

wew lad

>>78005999
How about no, mods

>>78005999
Checked

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>>78005999

>>78005999
HOLY SHIT I DID IT
TRULY THIS WILL BE OUR YEAR

>cuckdogs

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>>78005999
Saban cancels trips

>>78005999
B A S E D

>can't wait to see those maryland-texas highlights

Neither can I.

Halftime fap time

>>78006070
based terps

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>>78005999
ah yiss

>it's a numale commercial

>>78005926
Michigan literally lost their entire team to the draft or graduation

>>78006071
gotta go 10 times or you arent doing it right

>>78006021
Michigan defense=great
Florida offense=shit
Florida defense=ok
Wilton Speight=shit

Michigan's still going to win by double digits. This Florida offense is even worse than normal.

Unless by some miracle the defense scores another 14 points.

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>>78005999
YO

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why aren't you getting into peak performance?

>>78005999
>>78006041
>>78006057
>>78006090
We did it lads

>>78006132
Michigan has a good defense but they lack SEC speed

>>78006152

She looks like the woman from the eternal sears commercial

>>78006179
She DOES NOT go to Michigan.

trips and georgia loses tonight

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>>78005895
Tfw you could be reincarnated as a fish

>>78006183
remind me

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>>78006179

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>show about autism

they really are running out of ideas aren't they

remember when michigan was good?
>revs up the reel to reel machine

>>78006132
Michigan's front 7 looks great against the run, pretty average pass rush. Secondary looks meh.


Flerida is pretty bad all over.

>>78006204
>not indian, arab, asian or jewish

Definitely not a UM student.

>>78005895
uf is the worst

>>78006277
>can't remember last year when Michigan was ranked #2
It's ok anon, your frontal lobe will finish developing soon

>>78006442
I really don't remember desu.

>>78006465
they went 11-0 before losing to #1 in "game of the century"

proceeded to demand a rematch in title game before Florida stomped Ohio State and then USC cucked Michigan in the Rose Bowl

>this ham beast
Wtf espn

>>78006527
she had cancer

>>78006555
And she has to infect everyone else with it by parading her around?

>2 FGs
>TD
>2 pick 6's
Has Michigan even punted yet

>>78006509
I remember THAT game. He said "last year" though. Michigan were #3 in week 13. They lost 3 of their last 4 games. How they were #3 after losing to Iowa and barely beating Indiana, I don't know.

wtf

this team still fucking sucks it seems

>Michigan vs Michigan
>Michigan is losing

Fug

88 just spun the ball and no call

Ref didnt throw a flag that time on the ball spin, the fuck?

>>78006555
Fasting works well in fight against cancer.

>make stupid play
>make good play
>le speight face

>SEC stamina

Those gigganiggas get gassed quick

>>78006617

College football is schizophrenia.

>>78006611
Not anymore.

RIP in peace Florida. Not like their offense can ever score.

>>78006584
Yeah, it was blocked

>>78006611
On the other hand, Michigan is winning

>>78006619
Trying to take any thing you can get huh?

This drunk driving mirror commercial makes me really uncomfortable

Florida won't score again

Michigan will win 41-17.

Mcelwain will be on the hot seat by the end of the year. At least with Muschamp we had a great defense with a shit offense. Now both are shit

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Is Michigan, dare I say it, BACK?

>>78006442
>haven't won a big ten title in 12 years while Ohio State, Michigan State, Penn State, and Wisconsin have won 3 each

Michigan has been clearly a second-tier big ten team for half a generation now

>>78006649

no just some bs the first time the flag was called because that lead to a pick six

>>78006665
Better hope they lose the east if you want him on the hot seat.

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heh, nice "team" you got there gayturds. *dabs on you8

just be thankful you're only in the sec east and not the b1g east

>the shanty town of florida
It's ogre

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>>78005999

>sec

And here is where Florida implodes.

The longest turnover call ever, like the ref was waiting for florida to rip the ball away in front of them

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BASED
A
S
E
D

>>78006728
Holy shit, someone saved that

what does EEC mean?

>>78006728
wouldn't be surprised if harbaugh did smear poop on his face

>>78006586
>How they were #3 after losing to Iowa
Clemson lost to Pitt and Washington lost to USC in that same week, and everyone else except #1 Bama already had losses
>and barely beating Indiana
Starting qb was out

>>78006665
You underestimate the power of the SEC Least

>>78006758

What I dont get is FSU being #3 with no cook or qb, plus losing some of their defense

>>78006784
Preseason ranks are literally just there to cause controversy. Pretty sure South Carolina was on top x preseason for the last like 5 years and then lost to the university of lol multiple times every season.

>>78006784
It's to hype the game up. Usually when big match ups like this are the first game of the season, one team is usually ranked higher than they should be.

>>78006784
they have francois

>>78006784
Francois is still there and the media really likes Cam Akers to take over for Cook, but mostly it's just to hype the matchup with Bama this week lol

>the final NCAA game had denard robinson on the cover
~remembering the memes~

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>>78006817
>>78006822

bwhahaha Florida

>florida

L
M
A
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>SEC in charge of not fumbling

>lolrida

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>le floreda offense man

Two fumbles>Two pick sixes

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Even Wilson Spaghetti cannot stop them.

JUST

Bring back Tebow

>>78006839
Francois can play ball bro. Reminds me a little bit of Famous Jameis without the memes

God Florida sucks. Shouldn't even be in the top 25.

this game is amazing

>>78006884
who else you gonna put there? once you get up there past maybe 15 it's a shitshow. it's often a shitshow even lower.

>>78006879
>not Rapeis Jameis

Does Isaac have a giant head or something? Why can't this nigga into balance?

>>78006900
I wouldn't even start the rankings until end of October.

Need a photoshopped gif of Shannon playing with his titties NAO

>>78006907
Too big to be so fast

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>>78006903
good memes were had

KICKER MVP

>>78006879
Rapeis Jameis > famous Jameis

That kicker made 50 yards look so easy.

>tfw just farted and it was a nice rank one
>tfw still farting as i type this

>>78006740
punished harbaugh

>>78006958
Whatever you call him he's still /ourguy/

Holy shit, #3s leg.

>>78006879
I like Francois and the rest of the team really, but it literally cannot be said enough how bad the o-line is. the team will collapse vs bama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxLKMz3qp54

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This kicker was worth the sleepover Habbah had to do to get him, lads.

USC down 7. Still the 2nd though.

The fact is, Harbaugh is the greatest coach in Michigan history. Florida is toast

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>>78005999

What have you done

>>78006934
Ahh, the slippy j roseb owl. Many hearty keks were had.

>tfw harby will never bunk up with you

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>>78007001

Why is USC ranked #4? Didn't the AP writers learn their lesson from 2012?

Malik Zaire
>Nig literally named after the Congo

How the fuck was the line on this only Michigan -5? Florida offense literally cannot move the ball.

>>78006970
Yeah, it's just that I made it two years ago and no one ever said anything. I just thought it kinda disappeared into the internet.

Took me by surprise is all.

How long until someone gets this kicker on the draft with a 3rd rounder?

Holy shit Luke looks just like his dad

>>78007026
SEC bias

>>78007002
Zombie Bo is crawling out of his grave to come and get you.

>>78007020
To give people west of the Mississippi some reason to watch college football, by pretending they have good teams out there

>>78007020
If they lose this is crushing a lot of "expert" preseason playoff picks.

>>78007026
Don't they also have a lot of suspensions? Maybe the whole youth bs with Michigan.

>>78007026
Michigan lost like 3/4 of their starters from last year

>>78007020
When you overrate teams and they lose it gives you reason to assign those ranks to overrated SEC teams that play high school like/division 2-3 teams.

>>78007031
don't stop doing what you do

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>USC

>>78007069
>>78007076
Doesn't matter. The Florida offense is God awful even without the suspensions.

>hitting a player on the ground after a tackle

#justfloridathings

>>78007110
but m-muh sec speed

>>78006824

rip in peace

>>78007104
If USC loses I'll lose my shit. Them and Texas are my two least favorite teams and seeing them both lose opening weekend would be very fun.

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USC is just a place holder for a SEC team to be placed there after beating a no name school

>>78007001
>USC line is -28
Lelelelel

>falling for the third and long draw repeatedly
Jesus Florida are you even trying?

>they will never expect a run on third and long x 6

>anytime michigan is 3rd & 10+
>hand off up the middle and get it easy

Fucking fire Mcelwain now

I have a noob question, can the offense snap the ball before the defence is ready? I know they can do a no huddle but that only happens after a successful play that is kept in bounds right?

nice throw, spit

>>78007194
Yes they can. Though if the offense substitutes players, they have to give the defense an opportunity to do so as well

>>78007194
The offense can snap as soon as the ref places the ball and blows his whistle

>>78007194
Yes they can. The offensive line and any receivers on the line must be set though.

>>78007194
Yes. But if the offense substitutes, they have to give the defense a chance to substitute, so it doesn't happen much.

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CMON FLORIDA PICK IT UP

The shitty state of Florida QB's
LOL!

If post ends in an odd number, tebow gets called up to the majors and the gators comeback.

What a fucking catch

WEEW

Good catch I suppose.

Michigan is hungry. They keep trying to rip that ball out.

>>78006728
Kill yourself worthless nigger lover

The state of ohio fucking up Michigan again

WHAT A CATCH. Man if only he had a qb who could actually throw

>>78007287
Shit

Everyone but Darnold is trash on that USC team. So many dropped balls.

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>>78007287
Oh boy

>>78007306
>when your football team is so bad it gets beat by Cleveland

Trips and Florida comes back in the fourth quarter with some nigger ball.

Florida wins the sec east again

Why the fuck do the commercials come up choppy/laggy as fuck, but the game is perfect..?

Wtf you doin, ABC??

Florida offense has scored a grand total of 3 points.

SEC should be way up

>>78007383
No QB
Only wins will come against cupcake teams

>>78007436
Cupcake teams like the SEC east?

>that out of state non-conference game stat
>gonna lose again

When was the last time they won one of those games?

Florida is shit

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Does Florida even know what run defense is?

muschamp went 11-2

they just dont call holding on michigan

Heheh, Gaytors

>>78007462
Maybe that's the reason they won't play OOC games out of state. They lose.

>>78007305
why do you even watch american football lol

man I forgot how long cfb games take. Feels like I've been watching this for hours

>>78007497
only ~3 ...

>>78007497
Because you've been watching this for hours.

>easiest touchdown in the history of major American college football
>Speight still fucks it up

nice throw, spit

>Speight
Jesus

Speight is god awful

>speit

Speight is so fucking retarded it's not even funny

why does he sail literally everything

>>78007462
Looks like 1989 @ Memphis.

If Michigan had a real qb this team could win the natty

>>78007534
Is he, dare I say it, completely garbage?

How do you miss that easy pass?

W I D E

dumbass didn't just punt it

Awww

Florida won't get another first down they are too fucking shit

Put fucking Peters in this game should be a 30+ point blowout

>>78007462
Last time was Memphis in 89. The last time they won an OOC game against a team that had a winning record is 1947.

I dont think Michigan is gonna win with all these FG

>>78007567

You had a kicker that hit from 55 and 50. This one had the distance and barely missed

B
B
P
I

>florida
>24 yds rushing

>>78007613
have you even been watching the game?

florida can't even get a play of 0 yards, they lose yardage on every play while UM averages like 12 yards per play

theres no way UF scores again

>>78007613
Considering Florida's offense has only been able to score one field goal I think they'll be good.

>>78007550
>>78007611
Thank you based statisticians.

Florida qbs, Hotdog man, shitty
Congoman shitty
Not much better with whomever else they have.

>derping this hard
lmao

florida's getting wrekt

Florida is desperate to get their high-scoring defense out there.

Why is Florida's offensive line so pathetic? Does it have to do with the six that are suspended for getting arrested in the off season or what?

THAT'S TEXAS

>>78007669

Their best chance is Speight at this point

>>78007669
Kek

>>78007534
Wide fucking open then he fucks over nordins percentage

>>78007672
Nah none of them were Oline. Honestly, Florida's offense for sure isn't good but you have to give credit to Michigan's front seven. They did this every game last year and now look even faster than they did.

>>78007627
B B P I

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>Florida will NEVER be a power house ever again.

LOL

Wonder what the top 10 will look like if Michigan hangs on and USC ends up losing. Pretty sure Michigan will jump Wisconsin.

Choke tackle no flag, K

>>78007714
Floridas BBPI is CRITICALLY low this game

>>78007719
The dumpster fire of Florida football

D R A G O N

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what the hell Florida?

Rushing Yards
208 - Michigan (4.95 ypc)
29 - Florida (1.45 ypc)

DRAGON
R
A
G
O
N

UNLEASH THE DRAGON

>>78007719
As an FSU fan, I'm fine with this

FUCKING DRAGONS!@%$!#(*!#$%)(%@!#$*

D R A G O N

R

A

G

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N

Speights confirmed elite

So much for that "amazing" D line of Florida. Dude had all day to throw.

I'm surprised Michigan is able to match up athletically with an SEC team

>>78007730
no such thing

Incoming FG attempt

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>yfw speite can throw a dragon into double coverage better than a wide open receiver 20 yards away

>>78005999
nice script

swap Speight in whenever you need a 60 yard throw

for all else put in literally anyone else

anyone else find yourself checking out the players' bulges? its fuckin hot

>>78007781
Skip please go

If Speight wasn't retarded Florida would be losing by 50

>>78007781
it's almost as if sec hype is all bullshit

>he was one of the most highly recruited specialists in years and he's proven today why
>misses 32-yard FG

>missed again

JUST

well at least i know in week one i dont have to waste my next 14 saturdays watching a 5-7 season of this garbage

short FG missed
LOL

>>78007812
That's kinda gay bro

He can hit a target 40+ yards away, but can't throw for shit from 15?

WTF MATE

Two missed opportunities lead to florida come back

he's a specialist alright

>>78007791
He's longsighted

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>>78007839
Florida comeback???

>>78005999
GOOOOOO GEORGIA BUUULLDAWGS

>you now remember both starting QBs were benched during the game

Qbs for Florida, just throw it up and hope for something lucky

>>78007383
Gonna be tough seeing as they have to go through Georgia, who is a lock for the playoff>>78005999

Looks like they going to put in their 3rd QB. Wonder if this guy is trash too.

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Is this what the Florida head coach is thinking?

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>>78007781
>>78007817

you really think McElwain will ever outrecruit Harbaugh? If so, youre an idiot. Recruiting rankings per 247Sports...

Michigan under Harbaugh
2016 - #8 in nation
2017 - #5 in nation

Florida under McElwain
2016 - #12 in nation
2017 - #11 in nation

>>78007962
Really makes you think

lol wtf was that

>>78007962
After that pass, it is now.

open receiver for Florida, throws ball short
LOL!

>>78007941
Didn't Eason's knee just explode?

Nice stumble there.

>that black Michigan fan

Kek

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>>78007962
i guarantee you all the fans are thinking something similar

>falls over
WHERE'S THE FLAG? HOLY SHIT

That was pathetic.

i love lookin at their weiners in those tight yellow pants

>>78008013
wondered into the wrong neighborhood

Wonder how many Florida fans are going to beat their ugly wives tonight for this loss.

>>78008034
Michigan got refballed out of 4 points, may have been a makeup call.

Speight holds this fucking team back so bad

>>78008051
Florida fans have wives?

ts huge for Michigan to show they are able to beat an SEC team. They should sweep their conference if they can pull this off

Is Florida legit the worse offense in any P5 conference?

>>78007988
I'm not saying harbaugh isnt the betterrecruiter, obviously if he was in the SEC his class would be better but he has to work mainly with farm bois from PA, MI, OH, IL whereas SEC teams get to recruit 5 star nigs from places that used to be slave plantations which is why the SEC always has the best athelties

Man that is one ugly fucking lesbian.

Michigan or tOSU

who ya got

One play then more commercials THANKS

>>78008014
Honestly what did you expect? You're lucky it was as close as it was.

>>78008108
Arizona state. Defense is for faggots

>>78008104
I'm so sick of the lesbian analyst meme on all sporting frontiers. It's disgusting.

>>78008108
OSU. If the Michigan QB's can't throw a ball for 5 yards they won't even end up 2nd in their division.

>>78008108
>tOSU

its not even close

>>78008138
Hard to know how good the defense is too what with Florida being so astoundingly awful on offense for half a decade.

>>78008108
OSU because Speight is a handicap

t. Michigan fan

>>78008108

Michigan has no chance with this QB.

with the type of athletes a SEC school like UF has you cant count them out right now

>>78008184
Good point

Why does Florida's Oline have bionic knees?

Jesus fucking christ lel

buttfumble!
LOL!

>>78008184
You were saying about those athletes?

FUCKING KEK
SEC IRREVOCABLY BTFO

Wew

That's the stuff

IT'S FUCKING OVER

EEC BTFO

>the city of the university of florida

not even from the blind side lol

T-TROUBLE WITH THE SNAP

This whole game was an offensive disaster.

SEC SEC SEC

Call any friends you have that are Florida fans and make sure they don't kill themselves

BAW GOD

THAT SCHOOL HAS A FAMILY

...and another fumble
LOL!

If Florida goes .500 this year it will be a minor miracle.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FLORIDA

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>tfw

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a whole year of terrible gator football to watch

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Just WINovich baby!

>Michigan wearing the most visible uniforms ever
>still don't see them

Forget Houston, Florida needs the relief money more.

EEC EEC EEC EEC

>>78008235
Why? Those jort-wearing fucks should.

E E C
E
C

>>78008228
What does this say kawaii desu?

>>78008279
The Team, The Team, The Team.

>>78008219
theyre in it till the clock hits 000

>>78008266
That's why I specified them being your friends not just any fans

So if Michigan QB's didn't suck, what would the score be right now?

>>78008253
what are you watching on?