UFC Fight Night: Volkov vs. Struve# 3

>>78004054
first for boxing

Siyar fears powerful Aussie wrestling

Nth for RIP k-1 bro

should I get Thai food for lunch to match the spiciness of this card?

>getting outwrestled by an aussie
lmao

Australians are the most powerful race in the world.

>>78004103
This card has been shit, shut the fuck up

Spicy card to be quite honest

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>>78004073
*GADOOSH*

>>78004093
Id stick my face in there

>>78004126
shut the fuck up its not even ironically funny

HEEM STOPPY

HEEM SLEEPY

AUSSIES BTFO

>>78004113
make me you fat sperg

>>78004140
imagine taking a nice fat BRAAAAAAPPPPPPP when your face is deep inside that bundahole hnnngg

HEEEEEM

h eee ee em

If he dies he dies

>tfw my stream is 2min behind

these judges are based asf

This ref finna get someone killed.

bahadurzada has a nice gut

FIRE THIS REF

HEEEEEM

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fucking sanded

heemed

if he dies, he diesssss

Fucking ref wtf

he slep

>bahardurzada
>urzada
>usada
>dadbod
he's 100% clean

>>78004211
I feel ya dutchbro

lmao @ the stoppage

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It's yaboy here. You know who it is.

Just want to post pic related. Check my picks out. Maximum one wrong.

Hope you're all having a good night.

>>78004113
Did you skip the prelims? Because they were really fucking good

>>78004227
Wtf was he doing

based ref

>schaub getting flashbacks

Netherlands want blood, different judge too both with late stoppages

IF HE DIES
HE DIES

>>78004226
i like his saggy but not moobish chest. top aesthetic

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>these late stoppages

>>78004226
wacha lookin at my gut fer?

I thought Wilkinson was supposed to be a killer lol

HEEEMMMMM

>>78004258
terrible

>inb4 allahu akbar again

>>78004258
Damn spot on you fucking autist

>>78004258
It is racist to call an African American a boy.

wtf i love muslim immigration now

dutch girls finna get AFGHANED tonight

>>78004298
no striking defense

>>78004338
Trump not my friend anymore, based Ramzan Kadyrov the fag-remover is my new best friend

>>78004361
Jesus you guys are horrible

>>78004332
goofy ref

>>78004361
dutch girls love brownies and blacks 2bh. no dutchman in this thread can deny this fact

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i hope struve gets heemed next

>have to go out before the main event

Fuck this shit. Hopefully if I pause the stream it'll still be up at 6 when I get back.

>>78004258
>>78004258
>Screencapping your own autism

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Overeem looking happy that his boy won

>>78004394
nouja zeg

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>the absolute state of europe

>>78004401
*allahu ackbar'ing intesifies*

>kevin lee vs michael chiesa
>safe stoppage
>chiesa complains
>fans complain
>fighters complain
>dana complains
>everyone complains
>referee don't want to be fired
>let fights go on longer than they have to
>unnecessary CTE

JUST
BLEED

>>78004258
kevin lee is gon get heemed by tony he got heemed by a jab by some hue what makes you htink tony wont shadowrealm him lmao

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>lolkov must win

where were you when DJ outed himself as a straight bitch?

>>78004415
You could post a cap of yourself accurately predicting the Second Coming of Christ and you'd still be a faggot

>>78004424
I've felt like shit all week, that contagious beautiful smile cheered me up

>>78004456
Are you seriously comparing an RNC to a TKO like you aren't the stupidest motherfucker in the room?

>>78004373
its the truth anon

>>78004459
Yeah he might.
He may be myboy but he isn't invincible. Naturally I'll make some predictions on that event closer to the event. I'm favouring Ferguson at the moment though that might change.

Stream? Ace?

>>78004508
spare yourself the loss fansperg he finna heemed

>>78004507
Yeah bald dad bod afghany has the bitches wet

>>78004465
>Ferugson takes rounds 1,2 and 5 for a scrappy split decision

>>78004440
me on the right

>>78004456
refs can't be fired because they don't work for the UFC

>>78004473
Did I hurt your feelings nuthugger?

>ricardo lopez

>>78004555
>American
>Manlet

makes sense.

>>78004546
by this logic, /fit/ is full of chads. you're an idiot

>a big guy
What did he mean by this /sp/?

Is Struve off to the NBA if he loses?

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>>78004394
>using commas to express decimal places

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>>78004523
You can't just post that and not provide a source anon

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lol at roy nelson thinking he won

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>>78004635

>>78004564
One could post a cap of oneself is what I mean

>>78004603
>/fit/ has the bitches wet

>>78004633
Looks like Anna Foxx

>>78004633
I believe that would be Ana Foxx, dunno the scene

How famous is Struve in the Netherlands

say compared to Overeem?

HERE. WE. GO.

I musd brek u.

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>He did well against Floyd
He literally didn't you CTE sneaker expert

Why do they call him Skyscraper?

>>78004672
Overeem is way more popular.

>tfw no fucking idea about ufc or mma at all
>tuning in
What am I in for boys?

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CAIN?

is being really tall a good martial art?

he's a big guy

>>78004679
He unironically made it interesting for 6 rounds

Why does the UFC production look so bad on BT?

>>78004694
a lanky guy getting heemed

>>78004679
He was winning until he lost!

>>78004694
Two lanky motherfuckers banging for 3 rounds

if Struve had more fight IQ and more talent he'd be great

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mmm snacks

>>78004718
>Floyd wants to be hit!

>>78004728
>3 rounds

it's the main event

>>78004695
He is a big guy

>>78004699
Being a Big Guy is the best martial art. Weight classes were invented to protect everyone else from the Big Guys.

If the UFC introduced an Super HW class 267+ would Struve be the GOAT?

>>78004672
nobody likes or knows struve

>>78004738
for sure conor had floyd in TROUBLE my man

if youre that tall and tripped over and fell on your head could you die easily? if a head falls from 7ft whatever the fuck he is and hit the floor it would probably fuck you up

>>78004750
I was implying that it's not going to go 5 rounds

>Two nobodies in the top 10

Is Heavyweight a bigger meme than manletweights?

>>78004750
>>78004728
>>78004717
As a manlet I am going to enjoy it I suppose.

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>>78004756
amen

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>>78004738
>always bet on black

What part of the Caucasus is Volkov from?

>>78004774
Boxing world praises conor

Some obese spammer doesn't

Ill take boxing world

>>78004737
Who is the asian?

I just realized the Coral Springs Schaubposting queer hasn't been around at all today. Did you guys bully him out of /heem/? If so, God bless. Faggots like that need to be culled.

rogans accent kek, britbongs btfo

>>78004787
I gurantee they could heem you stiff bitchboi

>semmy schilt walking out with the russian

why semmy

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>coming out first in your hometown

>>78004787

HW outside the top 5 has always been complete shit

>russian rap
Go Struve!

>>78004769
Why what's he like?

>>78004824
neither has Calendarnigger... the plot thickens

>>78004803
The boxing world is praising everything about Conor that doesn't involve being effective in a boxing match.

Schilt betraying his country, scum.

>>78004668
>>78004671
Better than nothing, Thanks lads

>>78004800
Imagine seeing this creature in motion, hand gestures, taunting, wrestling and striking and all.

>>78004811
bi ngyen

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if ur not down with dirty bob schrijber ur not a reel fite fan desu

>6ft 11.5

kek manlet

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>stefan struve

>>78004835
Seriously, I thought semmy was struves bro

6'0" vs 5'11"

>>78004687
It's Dutch for "tower of piss"

why isn't Struve taking easy paychecks in the NBA instead of getting knocked out for peanuts?

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>>78004857
They will always side with the closest thing to a nigger.

>Struve still hasn't been cut from the UFC

Shit is embarrassing, honestly. Every time Struve fights you can tell he doesn't have the heart of a fighter, he lacks the commitment. It bugs the shit out of me when people forget this, Struve is going to lose because he doesn't really enjoy fighting (like almost always is the case)

Struve retirement when?

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>>78004799
*blocks your path*

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>>78004835
HACKED

>volkov succeeding fedor
>not minakov
hardy is a stupid faggot

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>>78004892

>>78004803
They're praising him for making a defensive fighter fight forward?

>>78004892
I love Paige. I generally get a pang of sadness when I look at her and realise I'll never sniff her farts or kiss her.

did he seriously miss weight?

>>78004891
Honestly he probably could have but there is barely any basketball over here so it's just not something kids get in to at a young age, kickboxing is/was at least somewhat popular.

>>78004891
not every 7 footer can play, he probably sucks, just look at his body ffs

>>78004895
you're wrong and dumb. struve will win

That guy got kilnefelter's going on or what?

>>78004801
He is Kadyrov's son.

#8 and can't even jab. HW is a meme desu, we need a TRT league

>>78004869
7ft is the new cutoff

>>78004904
Minakov is a can crusher who was almost heemed a few fights ago

>>78004895
Struve's fight in Cologne was so bloody and violent that it got MMA banned in Germany.

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>>78004936
>The city of (You)

>>78004891
too slow and probably lacks the coordination and footwork

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They are big guys.

>>78004891
no one plays basketball in netherlands so he would never have the skills he needed

>>78004926
FUCKIN SAVED.

>>78004930
iktfb

Clash of the Lanklets: Armageddon

>>78004926
she looks like shes on crack

why does the ruskie look so evil

Reminder that this lanklet got heem'd by 5'10" Mark Hunt

>>78004998
reminder he also heemed Stipie

is struve bangkok ready???

Volkov can't scrap for shit

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who will collapse first?

>it's pronounced Struveh
now we know

>>78005023
nice eyepoke

Stefan "I still don't know what a jab is" Struve

nice chin on volkov

>>78005064
>buddeh

>>78005064
no its strooveh

>>78005023

It wasn't awaken Cleveland Stipay yet.

spicy first round boys

>heemed by Big Country at some point
Is there a bigger sign of a shit fighter?

THEYRE FIGHTING LADS!!!!!

that's a pretty bad cut

10-9 form volkov

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pretty spicy for a couple of lanklets

these goys fight in slow motion. i'm certain i could be quick and beat these guys in an actual fight

10-9 Struve

SPICY

prime dan henderson would KO struve right now

that thing's a god damn vagina

10-9 Volkov

Volkov looks like a stereotypical Russian, psychopath eyes and everything.

AYOOOOO

FORM VOLKOV

10-9 Struve

They look so stiff and slow, do heavyweights not train or something?

>>78005207
quit spouting bullshit from your scrap metal hut

cheating little bitch, every time

>>78005251
they're 7 feet tall

Why is the crowd booing so much?

How tall is Struve's opponent?

>>78005251
Lanklets can never fight unless they're on the gas.

>>78005288
fucking google my guy

6'7

>>78005288
5"8

>>78005251
being tall is not good for fighting

>>78005288
american

>>78005288
manlet

>>78005251
>Expecting lanklets to be fast

EYE POKES

Struve is such a dirty lanklet

Volkov Ngannou is the fight to make

>lanklets

>>78005288
5'11"

poke and a cock kick

heem blindy

hope they dont gas too much now this is tangy

>le pokey useless streak of piss guy

fucking struve you cunt

>>78005268
Fuck off commie. Death to Russians.

Jon Jonesesque in his tactics.

>>78005345
his trainer since he was like 17 is literally named dirty bob lmao

struve nigganou is the fight to make

m-marc goddard is n-no nonsense!!!

>didn't take a fucking point
I swear to god, this is such a semen slurping sport

>>78005282
Tyson fury is 6' 9" and still maintains some speed.

Volkov is decent, he could be champ. His only issue is he has no power

>didn't take a point
fuck marc

kek fucking Struve.

>Still no points deduction

Struve vs. Jones eyepokes allowed when?

won't they ever take away points?

Jon Jones esque in his eye pokes there Joe

HEEM POKEY

>>78005386
Dirty Bob was a beast, shut your casual ass up

>Marc is le best mma ref ever xD

>>78004865
>bi ngyen
Thanks

>>78005404
>he could be champ
Not really a compliment in this hot potato belt division

nice body shots from form volkov

20-18

>>78005437
He is

>that translator between rounds

fucking kek what a shitshow

19-19

>>78005437
Did you expect him to take a point you dumb casual?

Struve's defence opening up

>>78005431
so? i like dirty bob, wandy was skurred to stand and bang with him. doesn't change the fact that his name is dirty bob and he's struve's longtime trainer.

>>78005456
Dutch score cards: Struve 20-18

1-1

20-18 Volkov for sure t b h

>n-new rules guys s-stefan please stop

fired

>>78005404
He is a disaster by UFC standards. He was good only in M-1 global with their Chechen cans.

>Struve was always pressing on

Please shut the hell up Dan.

struve is gassed and wobbled. 3rd round KO at 3:29

>Double Eye poke

fucking kek

19-19

>>78005459
>>78005467
>no nonsense xD

19-19?

>>78005404
Ruslan Magomedov still holds the title for least power at Heavyweight

volkov has wide birthing hips

20-18 Struve

Why are they acting so badly? This isn't worth my 300million

19-19

>>78005499
are we pretending?

Im surprised Struve is gassing more than VOlkov

Based Godmode telling off the children

lmao

>keep your hands closed
>instantly open palms

*poke* hehe got ur eye

take a point off you stupid faggot

Struve's defence is so shite

this can't be good for struve's heart

>this casual burger thinks Goddard isn't the best ref

Volkov is finished.

Struve is going to have a heart attack is this carries on

>Be tallest guy in the UFC
>Have longest reach
>Still throw little babby teeps

at least they aren't gassing
output has been impressive for hws desu

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>double eyepoke

Fucking christ

HEEM STOPPY

>le no jab man

Stefan Estrume

Struve's striking is so fucking shit.

If that guy was half as decent as Cerrone is he'd be a champ so easily.

If Struve was 5'11 he wouldnt be anywhere near the ufc

he is pure shit my dudes

HEEM SLEEPY

>>78004936
AHAHAHAHAHAA

For sure Struve is the darkhorse of the division my man 100%

>le no jab turbo lanklet gets stopped

>>78005583
hello

Bellator just got its tallest fighter!

bad stoppage struve was robbed

RIP

FORM VOLKOV

no heart

>>78004969
lol
this is what USADA does to people

Poor Struve

FORM VOLKOV

DEAD

USELESS STREAK OF PISS IS USELESS

DEAD

USELESS STREAK OF PISS IS USELESS

DEAD

USELESS STREAK OF PISS IS USELESS

Is Struve the only dutchman thats bad at fighting?

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AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

that was a bit anticlimactic

And it's over, good showing by Volkov.

Russian cheater.

struve has no chin

SLEEPED

LANKLETS BTFO


HEEEEEEEEEM

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How much would Struve and Volstov get for this fight would you guess?

How painful is it to lose in front of your home country?

Lmao even with all those eye pokes he still got stopped.

>>78005666
??

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How does Struve still have a chin after Hunto literally broke it in two pieces?

time to retire

>Lanklets

>>78005650
>from lolkov with love

>>78005673
a fiver & monthly subscription to a local 'coffee shop'

>>78005659

>has the tools to be a heavyweight GOD
>is utterly fucking useless

really activates my almonds

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always bet on white

>>78005673
probably like 90/90 for each

>>78004728
>>78004750
>>78004782
Pottery

Volkov could outcardio Ngannou, no joke

>>78005616
>le no headmovement man
>good striker
casual

>>78005673
hw's get more, probably 50/50 for volkov

This tattoo is pure shit.

>>78005659
>yfw the only good dutch fighters are a black englishman and a potbellied afghan

>>78005681
Early stoppage and Russian cuck stopped the fight twice.

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honestly what the fuk struve. fucked my 9-leg-parlay up

>>>>>>>>"People" still thinking Struve is a fighter

I didn't know Austin Russel spoke Russian

Vitaly Minakov heem'd Volkan, why isn't he in the UFC?

Is this live on fox right now?

>>78005708

He doesn't have the tools, he's just tall. He's a shit athlete.

AYOOOO FORM VOLKOV

>>78005729
+++

>>78005729
I know Russians have terrible taste, but that's literally a tramp stamp.

>>78004332
LMAO such a fucking late stoppage

literally joe warren late stoppage tier

>not calling out ngannou
PUSSY

>>78005746
>betting on struve
baka desu