banter edition
1st for Maryland
Just took a fat shit and left for lunch without flushing
>>77998654
Second for gamecocks
Texas is embarrassing. Contract the program.
Nth for >back
WHAT GAME ISN'T ON HALFTIME
>>77998663
MOMS GONNA FREAK
>Amateur sports
>>77998667
Will you go ahead and fire Billiam Muschump already?
>>77998683
t. Jew
>>77998683
>being an edgy Eugene
>>77998673
Texass is about to be styled on again
>>77998663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJA5uIgxug
>have all offseason to recover mentally from getting Clemson'd
>first game Clemson does this
Guys, what will the final score be?
I say Maryland 43 - 24 Texas
America is so similar to north korea in so many aspects
FRIENDLY REMINDER TEXAS IS STILL IN A POWER 5 CONFERENCE.
FRIENDLY REMINDER TEXAS IS STILL THE MOST POPULAR CFB PROGRAM
FRIENDLY REMINDER THE LONGHORN NETWORK IS BETTER THAN ALL OTHER COLLEGE NETWORKS
>>77998715
>>77998711
>Amateur banter
>>77998731
yeah because we're both the fucking best
>>77998708
All things considered he was decent for year one. His problem at Florida was abysmal offense but last year the offense actually improved throughout the year.
How is a school that has everything like Texas so consistently shit at football?
>jen hale will never tongue your butthole
Kill me
>>77998732
Notre Dame
SEC
>>77998731
I admire your dedication to shitposting in every thread in the catalog
>>77998710
>god sends hurricanes to punish gays
>all hurricanes hit the south
Hmm...
>>77998629
Thank you op
Maryland scores a few fluke touchdowns and suddenly Maryland fans come out of the woodwork.
Sorry to burst your bubble but everyone here with a high football IQ knows that Texas has always been a 2nd half team, this game is just as good as over, so go back to shooting up your heroine or eating your low quality crabcakes, or whatever it is that you do
Reminder: crabs are literally bugs, you inbred hicks.
>Buchlel
>>77998731
Both ruled by dwarfs with shite hair.
Where were you when WYO revolutionized the sport of cfb with the play action punt?
hey texas do you rember?
>>77998777
>tfw no twink bf with adorable accent
>>77998753
We don't like to have any more good players since the libtards taken over the school
>>77998777
Southerner here. This made me lol.
Kent State unaware of the invention of the forward pass
>>77998803
Trump's like 6' 3
>>77998803
cmere and let me force hrt drugs down your throat, no one makes for better girls than british boys
>>77998814
I laughed to. I fucking hate Atlanta. Worst city in my state.
>>77998810
>since
texass was always filled with libs and rick white cucks
These Maryland LBs are fucking scary.
Their blitzes are killing people and generating holding calls.
>>77998753
money doesn't buy players. look at Oregon
>gets hit by his own guy
>shucks and jives
Austin Bryant is alot slimmer than I remember
>>77998846
What's the best city in George Uh dixiebro
And just like that the Maryland 'isn't that bad' meme is dead.
>>77998803
Trump is 6'2
>>77998821
>1 yard passing
>running every play against the best defense in college
as much as I love the shitposting, I'm pretty high on shane buchele
>>77998864
>>77998836
king of manlets
>>77998860
Anywhere in the mountains. There's nothing but white people there.
That fucking helmit to liver shot.
>>77998867
He's had a few good scrambles but that's more self preservation than football skill.
Any streams up for a poorfag?
i've never had arbys, is it gross?
>Maryland star players
>a Houston native
WOW IM SHOCKED!! A NORTHERN TEAM FULL OF TEXAS TALENT!!
Who ready for 50 more points in the Missouri game?
>>77998893
Not worth it. Was worth it back when they had that 5 sandwiches for $5 deal
>first national championship in 30+ years and chatting shit
can't wait to see FSU castrate Clempsun in one of their 2 divisional losses
>>77998883
Name a couple pls
>>77998898
Maryland is a southern state. Also isn't it shameful that your top athletes would rather play for literal who teams than for Texas?
>>77998893
they have god tier curly fries
>>77998891
check out reddit cfb streams. I hate that faggot site too but it's good for streams
>Watching college football where a majority of the games are meaningless
>>77998898
>Texas talent DOESN'T go to t.u.
Hmm, really activates the almonds.
>>77998860
Metro Atlanta is god tier. Johns Creek, Kennesaw, Peachtree City etc.
But smaller towns in the mountains or on some of the coastal isles are GOAT.
>>77998779
Go back to wading through what's left of your shitty state, redneck
ESPN PLAYING TAY TAY LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO FOR ALABAMA FSU PROMO
>>77998914
I really like Blue Ridge, it's where I have a cabin.
>>77998921
Their curly fries ARE superior, I've gotta admit.
>>77998918
>Maryland is a southern state
LET THE BAND PLAY DIXIE
>>77998779
No one is a Maryland fan. We just enjoy laughing at you.
how good would buchele be if he didn't go to a community college?
>>77998911
Lol not happening, but if FSU wins tonight and they both enter that game #1 and #2 then that game is going to be massive
About to put $100 on the Michigan/Florida game.
MIchigan -5/Florida +5
Over/Under 45
What shall I do /bet/?
Texas will never do shit unless they fix the Big 12. They'll never get the elite recruits.
Its third behind the SEC and Big 10.
>>77998975
If Maryland isn't southern then Virginia and NC aren't either.
>>77998953
Wasn't it written by Right Said Fred, the guys who did 'I'm too sexy for my shirt'?
Uh-oh Texas is driving.
>>77998908
This. I used to get this back in college and have convenient hangover leftovers the next day, but now they're overpriced as all hell.
>>77998914
Blue Ridge, Ellijay and Hiawassee are great areas.
>>77998990
like half of fluridas team is suspended. mishitgan should cover easily
A C C
S P E E D
>TEXAS REDZONE OFFENSE
>tejas
ANOTHER TD MISSOURI IS BACK
>>77999006
Jackknifed
Fuck the south and the General Lee
>Texass again
>>77998836
Fake news, he's short.
>>77998992
more like 5th
>>77998997
>states that actually fought for the confederacy, one of which had the capital of the confederacy in it's state, aren't southern
>this terrifies the drowner
>be on the 2 yard line
>2 passes in a row behind the line of scrimmage
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>77998999
It uses the sample, also the Regina George song from Mean Girls.
>>77998777
We're not gay, we're just in touch with our sexuality. Besides, nothing gay about fucking a man in the ass, but getting fucked in the ass is hella gay.
>>77998990
Michigan of course. Florida can't score even when half their team isn't suspended. If they put up more than 10 it will be a miracle.
>>77999017
I live in Blue Ridge, and my ancestors are from Ellijay.
Why didn't they just get the field goal
? they need 16 points not 21
>>77999019
7 of them were no names who wouldn't play anyways.
Tom "Choke" Herman
The God Emperor has declared Texas a disaster area, and he's not even talking about the hurricane.
How is that a fucking penalty? Fucking cuck ref.
>>77999060
>states that actually fought for the confederacy
Like Maryland?
>>77998992
>fix the Big 12
The only way to do that is to restructure the financial flows in the conference. t.u. gets all the got damn money and leaves the other teams with shit. Why else would A&M leave? Follow the money, as usual.
>>77999086
BASED FROGPOSTER
>getting stuffed at the goal line this fucking hard
>Texass
>hurrman
>>77998990
Michigan -5
I could see it being like 42-0 or 35-7, but Michigan is going to blow them the fuck out. Florida is very overrated, even without half their niggers in the hot box for acting up on the plantation.
This is Houston's revenge from getting Herman stolen from them.
>>77999041
Seconded~
HOL UP
I thought this Herman dude was an offensive genius. What the fuck was that?
>>77998992
>behind the SEC and Big 10
And ACC.
>>77999069
Nice. I used to go to Blue Ridge for a couple weeks every summer. Haven't been in a while though unfortunately. I need to take a drive back up there to see whats changed.
>>77998908
>>77999012
God remember back in the deck it was 5 sandwiches then it was 5 of anything. Milkshakes, Sandwiches, mozz sticks, fries, chedder sandwiches. The fucking days.
Is Iowa elite?
Look how far they have Maryland backed up. THEY'RE BACK
>>77999069
>>77999017
>>77998956
Blue Ridge looks super comfy from pics online. Is is *southern*?
>>77999102
>didn't secede
WHERE are the proofs
hey fsu fans they had an ad for you just now
Fucking idiots calling us rednecks, they are so stupid they don't know that Austin is an upscale, beautiful, high tech city with the fastet internet in the entire country that makes LA, San Francisco and NYC look like the fucking trash that they are.
>>77998985
Clemson has forgotten their place, they gained traction these last 5 years and they suddenly forget who owns the ACC in football
literally not breaking into the top 4 this season
is /cfb/ rooting for Maryland?
Big 12 just needs to fold. Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC, four teams can go make the PAC-16, and everyone else can fuck off to the AAC
>>77999168
>look at how progressive we are while we suck arab mexican and nigger dick
>>77999145
He actually is, but you can't do much with this shit talent. He had an offense packed with NFL players in Ohio State.
>>77999168
people always say this shit but when i went to austin it was pretty shit
>>77999182
more like rooting for Texas embarrassment
>>77999163
/fa/ as fuck.
>>77999182
CFB is for Texas being /back/
>>77999168
I've been to austin and it's a dusty shithole where the faggots think their handlebar mustaches are unique and ironic instead of just gay
>>77999182
>/cfb/
>not rooting for the funniest result of each and every game that isn't their personal team
You only get one.
>>77999168
Austin is the lone exception, but the sanity coming from there can't make up for the batshit crazy that infects the rest of the state.
>>77999168
>implying Austin isn't the gayest city in the country
>>77999168
Austin is such a great city but it has a terrible disease.
IS TEXAS, DARE I SAY IT, BACK?
>>77999187
Diversity is the codeword for white genocide. After 16 years of Trump in the White House--8 as Pres, 8 as father of the Pres (Ivanka)--we will secure our future.
>>77999161
Its middle class southern.
>>77999209
Quite the opposite, anon.
>>77999184
>implying that alabama would want texas in the SEC
Texas would go independent so they could get their dicks sucked a la notre dame
NICE PUNT
is any state more reddit than texas?
>>77999168
Austin is a designated concentration camp for liberal cuckolds from California while the rest of the state is rednecktopia.
>>77999169
>Clemson has more consecutive 10+ win seasons
>both have 3 ACC titles since 2011
>both have National Championships since 2011
I'd say it's a wash faggot
>>77999187
sounds like you need a safe space away from all those scary bogeymen
>>77999184
>Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC
i've been wanting this for ages.
>>77999254
>tfw shitty Texas always goes on about muh guns
>tfw their gun laws are basically Soviet Russia tier compared to Arizona
>>77999269
You should throw in K-State too.
>>77999168
Austin is a shit hole. The only nice city is Dallas the rest of Texas is shitty. Liberals are taking over and Texans are letting it happen.
TEXAS IS BA..
>holding
Kek
>his brother wanted his mom to name him Michael, after Michael Jordan, so she named his Lil'Jordan
Not so fast Texas
>>77999262
>Mexicans aren't rapists
>Arabs aren't beheading Westerners
>Niggers aren't killing one another
Cool story, bro. Liberalism is a mental disorder. Enjoy your bubble.
BACK
it up
>Lil'Jordan
>holding
kek
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thank you refball
>>77999294
>Liberals are taking over and Texans are letting it happen.
Good. Can't WAIT to turn this redneck state blue!
Niggers shouldn't be allowed to name their children
>>77999279
>they can't even carry on campus
arizona masterrace
>>77999269
God I wish. Would be some great games. The SEC has been basically 3 teams LSU Bama Auburn forever.
>>77999294
>nice city
>generic bland sprawl full of strip malls and niggers
NOT
BACK
o shit waddup
UT student here, I was about go to sleep
maybe I still should
>literally naming your child lil' jordan
>>77999261
>forgetting the previous 21 years that predate 2011 in which Clemson sucked Garnet and Gold cock
Watson was your Cam, just like post-2010 Auburn I hope you niggers fade into obscurity and the hype meme finally dies
>>77999337
If I was you I'd put a bag on my head for the rest of the week.
>>77999337
your game isn't until monday
Is Texas front?
Kinda sad how obvious it is that Maryland paid off the refs
>>77999337
do it, permanently
>>77999337
Why aren't you at the game?
Kind of tired of this Dr. Pepper ad campaign with the vendor desu
>>77999318
Fuckin hell nigger names are such a joke. For all the WE WUZ bs you would think they'd have better
>>77999237
>Trump
>(((Ivanka)))
Since when are Jews and shabbos goyim good for the future of whites?
>>77999358
That was clearly holding, horse collared him.
>>77999358
>being THIS ASSMAD
>>77999360
the twist is that he is
>Texas
>>77999348
>living in the past
>>77999358
I think the conference pays the refs.
>>77999337
Given the Horns' performance, you may want to sleep forever.
>>77999348
USC/Clemson hate really is underrated.
>>77999348
Amen. /our guy/ Muschamp will put Clumpsem in their place.
>>77999348
being this made online
>>77999269
Oklahoma and Texas would go B1G.
Oklahoma to reignite Nebraska rivalry and Texas to preserve Oklahoma rivalry.
>>77999384
You never should have gotten rid of Mack.
>>77999337
Yes I wrote this post while the call was being made. Feelsbadman.
>>77999356
Ut Austin, you mongoloid.
>>77999360
No friends and they charge way too much for tickets.
It's like my curse. Any game I watch we lose. If I sleep through it because I assume we have no chance (Baylor/OU) we win.
Is >Texas being refballed or are they actually this undisciplined?
>Ken State struggling with ACC speed
>>77999376
Anything to annoy a liberal, Anon. Liberalism must be stopped to secure our future. The God Emperor's hand will guide the first female President.
>>77999279
>>77999330
YEA BASED JOHN MCCAIN AND JEFF FLAKE!! THANK YOU ARIZONA FOR THESE 2!! FUCKING BASED ARIZONA SCREW RACIST TRUMP
>satans asshole of a climate
>floods
>polluted
>mexicans
>redneck trash
>run by evangelists
texas not even once
>>77999427
It's Kent State, friend. They struggle with everything.
>>77999413
All of these stupid scenarios just goes to show that the Big 12 dissolving isn't feasible. It would have happened already and it didn't.
>>77999418
I hate schools that make their student tickets really expensive. Fucking jews
>>77999432
>he bought into the liberal vs conservative false dilemma
>>77999330
I literally carried on campus at UT yesterday though, anon.
>making "I've Been Working On the Railroad" into your fight song
>giving some bullshit excuse about how it's actually an homage to Texas
>using lyrics stolen from a quote of based General Lee by some Lone Star dandy schoolboy
Are they back now?
TEXAS IS ONCE AGAIN BACK
>>77999439
this anon gets it
>>77999439
um excuse me sweetie
>>77999395
Clemson is a flash in the pan but USC will forever be a meme team. ESPN sucks their sick so hard and the always fall short always. They get booty blasted against any real competition. Last time they were any good Reggie Bush was there and the could have never beat LSU, Flordia, or Bama at the time.
THEY'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>77999439
You voted for a subhuman Cuban beaner in the primaries, shut the fuck up.
They're back, you guys.
>>77999348
YOU TELL THEM FAGGOT ASS COCKSUCKERS. Orange and purple are the two queerest colors in the colors of queerdom.
>>77999395
If you had to live with them, you'd fucking hate the cocksucking Yankee wannabe elitist jigaboo loving Democratic voting cow fuckin' pussy bois too.
Anderson/Clemson/Seneca is a fucking shithole and a stain on the entire State.
>>77998918
>Maryland is a southern state
>TE reverse
memes/10
>>77999449
For real. My best buds go to UNT and TCU - completely free tickets. They look at me like I have three heads when I explain that we have to pay for tickets to our games.
>>77999481
Not sure if bait but wrong usc
>>77999497
Based
Good plan. Now you only tie with a TD and FG.
>>77999492
After SnowFlake is primaried and McCain dies, imagine this: Senators Arpaio and Ward. KEK TOP KEK
fuck texas and fuck white people
>>77999506
MASON DIXON LINE
God the announcers are such Texas homers it's pathetic
>>77999497
>seething
Last digit is where the Golden Gophers are ranked in the coaches poll by seasons end
>>77999387
>>77999395
>>77999404
I meant more of 90's - present FSU running the conference, but yes USC also owned Clumpsun's boipussy at the same time
>>77999557
They always root for the AP teams regardless.
>>77999563
>nigger qb
>>77999497
>the state of this post
>>77999447
I'm not saying it WOULD, just saying what would happen if it DID.
>>77999545
>replacing a 90 year old with someone who is a spry 85
>>77999563
>has one major championship in like 30 years
South Carolina has three in the past decade.
Literally 100% of Clempson fans were Gamecock/Bulldog/Tiger fans 10 years ago.
>Texas scores amazing Touchdown
>comeback is on
>thread goes dead silent
*sips tea*
:)
>>77999530
Your enrollment is also a lot higher. My school (scar) has less than 30k students and a big stadium but y'all have like 60k+ students
Free tix for all sporting events is so nice desu
Spurrier left that program to die
>>77999623
: - )
>lynched
>>77999623
The game is less funny when Tejas isn't getting completely embarrassed.
I miss Charlie Strong, he was /comfy/
>>77999623
>WE'RE ONLY LOSING BY 10 TO MARYLAND, TAKE THAT HATERS!
This is how low you faggots have fallen
>>77999680
it's an improvement over the past few years desu
is UNC v Cal the best game on right now?
>>77999600
Shhhhhhhh
It's going to be hilarious when Dabo runs off to Alabama in a few years when Saban hangs it up.
>>77999656
No, Spurrier did what he was hired to do; elevate the program. His only mistake was the same one Lou Holtz made; trying to groom his son to be his successor.
B A C K
A
C
K
BACK
A
C
K
TEXAS
IS
BACK
TEXAS IS BACK BITCHES
>>77999694
the best game yes, but not the funniest
>turtles flipped over on their backs
shiiiiit texas may be back
>college special teams
>3 point game
TEXAS IS BACK BABY
>tip int pick 6
>block fg
>punt return
>still losing to maryland
>>77999703
>>77999712
>>77999717
it is confirmed
Tom must've chewed these fuckers out hardcore at halftime
SAY IT WITH ME KIDS
>TEXAS
>IS
>BACK
state of maryland
WE BACK
t.Texas
>>77999680
You were saying?
:)
>>77999539
Not bait. They got smoked by Stanford a bad SEC style team and Oregon who in the best years would get shut down by LSU and have 45 dropped on them. USC is a joke.
>>77999738
>If y'all niggers don't do better, I'll bringing Charlie back.
>>77999591
True, but that's one more vote to repeal (WITHOUT replace) the Obozocare disaster.
>>77999726
>super bowl champions missed extra point in the super bowl
>but le college
Who else here /USF Bulls/?
>TEXAS UNIRONICALLY COMING BACK
>>77999751
>we got 30 points scored on us by maryland
pretty elite desu
I-I-I-is Texas back?
BACK to our regularly scheduled programming
>>77999733
Well when you put it like that...
Texas has 7 offensive points. Maryland genuinely doesn't want to win.
East Side Horns if you suddenly show up now that Texas has the momentum you can go fuck yourself.
>choking away a 16 point lead on a 3rd and 20 and now a punt return TD
MARYLAND IS BACK
>still losing
>texas looking like ole miss out there
>guy just runs to the sideline
>literally no one there
how can special teams be this retarded
MEME GAME
This game is fucking absurd and I love it. peak /cfb/
SPECIAL TEAM OWL!!!!!
maryland and texas putting the "special" in special teams
>pick-6
>blocked kick td
>punt return td
don't let this distract you from texas' offense being shit
>>77999808
That's why they're called "special" teams.
bama boy here. how bad is jimbo about to get worked? will saban buy him a drink before fucking him? will saban drink a handle of whiskey after he wins?
these announcers are fucking trash
>>77999820
>tfw no more Druncle Vernon
>>77999820
>reading that in his voice
Has verne finally succumbed to diabetes yet?
are we, dare i say it, back?
>>77999837
what is it with bama fans and having to say "im a bama fan" in literally every post?
MARYLAND=BACK
do you guys think akron can come back on penn state
40 YARD TD!!!!!!!
MARYLAND IS BACK
>TEXASS
>keksas
>TEXASS
>>77999820
>>77999851
>>77999866
Nope. Still trash.
>TEXASS
>>>
Jesus Christ these teams are Garbo
>TEXASS
TEXAS IS BACK
MARYLAND IS BACK
TEXAS IS BACK
MARYLAND IS BACK
Texas lmao.
>>77999751
(You)
>>77999869
It's almost like namefagging, isn't it. Or like the annoying "tOSU".
TEXAS IS
Daily reminder that defense is RACIST.
>>77999869
what is it with nips always calling me out for saying im abama fan? im a bama fan and i go to school so SMD FAGGOT REECEEEEEEEE 2
>>77999866
you were never gone???
>>77999869
it's all they have
TERPS BACK AGAIN
>TEXAS
>BACK
>the dilapidated, flooded, shanty town of tejas
RIP Pick'em
Week 1 - Week 1
FUCKING HELL DO I GO TO SLEEP AS A LONGHORN FAN OR NOT
>>77999914
TEXAS HAS COME BACK AND LEFT AT LEAST 7 TIMES
I CAN'T TELL WHO'S BACK ANYMORE
AM I BACK??
>no special teams
>no defense
Big XII should be demoted to FCS, just disgraceful.
>>77998777
That's what happens when Californians move over here for film and music.
>>77999792
>talking shit when you're losing
I'm already out tailgating using celllular data so suck my butt
>>77999930
Clearly you googled "texas back" to get that pic.
great ass cal/unc stream btw
http://theacc.com/sports/2017/9/1/acc-network-affiliates-cal-at-north-carolina.aspx
>>77999869
It's cognitive dissonance from years of sucking Saban's dick
>>77999923
did you watch any MSU games last year????
Why is the Japan manlet so mad at Texas?
>texas
bama boy again...... i like texas' orange but i hate texas- what do i do?
>>77999937
Why the fuck would you go to sleep at noon faggot, are you 6?
>>77999944
Clearly you haven't been watching the game.
Nice dubs though.
>>77999957
long ass refball
>>77999976
root for tennessee
>two 57s
>>77999937
GO TO SLEEP FOREVER YOU SHITTY BANDWAGONER!
>the shame that I have to dig out my fucking PS3 just to play a NCAA football game
Thanks broke niggers and kike lawyers!
>GIVE UP A 3RD AND 21 ON THE GROUND
>WYOMING
>>77998990
Michigan for big money
>>77999985
I've been up drinking since last night, nerd!
577557
>>77999965
whoa how did you find out
>>77999976
Watch them embarrass themselves with your /sp/ bros.
didnt mean to quote
>>78000000
>>78000000
BTFO
>>78000000
Holy GET, Batman.
>>78000000
nice
>>77999957
No he's right, you disappeared and now that Texas is winning you reappear. You're a pathetic coward. kys.
>>77999965
no fucking shit
>>78000000
NICE GET
BUT I'M A UT STUDENT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE A BANDWAGONER
>>78000000
Stupid fucking shart
>>78000000
Checked and rekt'd
>>78000000
>>78000000
Quality get
>>77999965
I actually googled "Is texas back?"
>>78000004
Wyo will be real sad now.
>>78000000
Nice
>>77999976
you can buy a can of paint of it at home depot. Its called "ponytail brown". no bullshit
>>78000000
Fucking SAVAGE
>>78000000
Checked
anyone else flipping between UNC Cal and Tex MD?
>>78000011
Thanks for reminding me that southerners can't handle drinking.
>>78000000
HEEM SLEEPY
>>78000000
Wew
Include me in the cap
Spee would you say that lots of crazy special teams shit in a game makes it good quality football or shit quality football?
>>78000000
.....and saved
Week one Texas' game are GOAT
>>78000093
>Texans
>Southerners
>>77999694
its been interesting
>>78000051
>now that Texas is winning
>>78000000
>>78000000
Could not be BTFO any harder.
>>78000000
>>78000111
When it involves Texas getting BTFO it's good quality.
>tex ass
>>78000000
is texas, dare I say, sleep?
>>78000111
Good
I like the thrill of every punt getting you excited for a land dragon.
>>78000083
brb. bout to paint my house and my room the color of ponytail brown
>>78000124
What else would they be? They're not west coast or midwest.
>>78000111
this is clearly shit quality compared to pro football. quality of play is not why you watch college tho
>>78000051
Literally SHUT THE FUCK UP, all """Oklahoma""" teams are fucking LITERALLY 99% Texans
>>78000000
heem'd
>>78000184
They're Texans, that's it
>>78000000
Wew lads.
Wow, I just watched an extremely awkward interview between ABC correspondent and the parents of the Penn State running back
>>78000051
Scroll up, faggot.
I posted before the momentum shift
>>78000189
UNC BTFO this game is awesome
>>78000000
woah
Back?
>>78000093
Where are you getting that info from friendo
t. Sober South Carolinian
Well now I have to go to sleep, the get demanded it.
Probably a good thing too desu, statistically speaking the Longhorns have won more games than I've slept through.
>>78000189
>99% Texas players
>Both teams in the Big12 Championship will be from Oklahoma
Can Texas be any more cucked?
>that Cal touchdown
wut
Maryland player is legit ded.
Illinois is losing to Ball State in the 4th
>>78000272
This.
>tfw cock fan
>tfw been drinking since 620 am this morning
>tfw college football season kills me because i go through 50-100 worth of liquor each weekend
>>78000152
I can always support Texas getting btfo
>Maryland player ded
F
>cheeky cheerleader legs and crotch in the background
nice
As a Texan that has been attending high school football games since I was a child, I can tell when a team has "IT" and this Maryland team just doesn't have IT
heem sleepy
TEXAS
IS
BACK
FOLKS
>>78000316
>hiring an NFL nigger for a head coach
damn, heem sleepy
>>78000291
That Turtle got crushed by a QB
literally no one at that unc game
>>78000319
Shut up bitch I've been drinking since 9 PM last night. I actually got out of bed at 8:45 to run to the liquor store after my traditional post-class nap.
You niggers are weak.
>>78000231
Yeah that was really fucking weird
this season ending injury sponsored by sonic
>>78000369
fucking awesome bro
>>78000367
UNC has no fans.
i had a beer last night
>UNRESPONSIVE
UNRESPONSIVE
>UNRESPONSIVE
UNRESPONSIVE
>UNRESPONSIVE
UNRESPONSIVE
>UNRESPONSIVE
UNRESPONSIVE
>UNRESPONSIVE
UNRESPONSIVE
Kid on Maryland just got bopped. Haven't seen him move his legs.
>>78000345
yeah and theyre about to beat texas. that's fucking sad
>>78000231
It was embarrassing
>>78000367
ACC football
is he ded
Oh look, it is revealed that yet another Maryland player is from Texas/the south
Crabcakes AND FOOTBALL!! they said LOL!
>UNC
>>78000369
>trying this hard
>>78000319
You tailgating for NCSU? Also fuck Clemson. Fuckers are all over the place here in Greenville
>>78000319
>tfw cock fan
>tfw not sure where to go to buy alcohol since I'm not 21
Have a good fake but don't wanna get cooked
>>78000399
>a beer
>a
fuck off middle schooler
Anyone got a video of that death? Last time I've saw a KO like that Ricky Hatton slept for 11 minutes
>>78000453
Imagine actually not being 21 xD
i wanna inhale a fat cock go texas
>>78000367
The fans are pretty bad, yeah, but the University forced the Fraternities and Sororities to hold rush this weekend and it's a DRY rush. That means everyone involved in Greek Life can't tailgate. Add in bad weather and UNC fans just didn't want to show up.
>>77999914
im from the state of missouri and I approve this message.
>>78000453
Are you me
>>78000431
>texans wish they were as much of a pipeline as florida
this nigga dead
CAN WE FUCKING BAN FOOTBALL ALREADY?
>>77998629
what is up with these garbage matchups?
they're all 50 point blowouts. nice "sport" you have there fags. i also hope you arent a fan of a team whose school you didnt attend.
Texas destroyed his BACK
>>78000478
Nice
>>78000484
If you live on assembly you might be
>>78000000
bandwagoners should die. kek has spoken
who /hairofthedog/ here?
Wow
Think he's paralyzed now.
CALIFORNIA IS BACK
>4 white women helping the injured black player
don't look /pol/
>>78000000
BTFO
so after this are we watching michgian florida or OU utep
>>78000507
They are, my Japanese amateur friend
They're gonna take him out BACK and shoot him
>>78000525
>blantons
>not buying green label and sprite
>>78000529
Pretty sure I saw him lift his arm before the commercial break.
>>78000527
Clemson gonna have the #1 pass defense for like a month after this
>No delay of game penalty
WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL IS BACK
At least he gave his life for an entertaining game and hopefully a Maryland victory.
Are his motor functions back?
>texas fans cheering for the injury
LMAO
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS
wheres webm of maryland player dying
>that maryland player who just got BTFO by our o-line
texas is back
video?
where is the video
Is he paralyzed or something?
If Texas loses to Maryland his sacrifice was worth it
>>78000605
he waved to the crowd.
>Cal
>Getting BTFO by turtles
>The city of Tom Herman
As much as I hate Texas, stop making everyone else look as shit as you are faghorns.
post video of the hit that took him down
>>78000605
Possibly
>>78000571
>cripplehoop
I actually love this
have a friend that coaches a team at the phys rehab center
I don't think he's moving at all...
Wow...
>>78000605
tragically died
>niggers dont live past the age of 25
Did he die?
TOUCHDOWN
YANKEES BTFO
JAPAN BTFO
BACK BABY
>Tejas has to murder opposing players to regain any chance at momentum
enjoy your independence and scheduling FCS teams when the Big XII folds you stingy thugs
>>78000400
Nah, he was moving his hand before and waived to the crowd.
If Texas score now they are scumbags with no respect for the game
#facts
>>78000605
Never saw his legs move and they were squeezing his quads several times. Could be from the waist down.
>>78000645
>not knowing how or when to greentext
>>78000521
I'm near blossom
>>78000605
Probably heavily concussed, he was holding his hands by his belt and I didn't see any kind of tie there.
t. worked sideline medical at a few college football games
Maryland's defense can't keep up. They've lost all the depth they would need to win the game. That's a damn shame too, Texas doesn't really deserve to win this game.
>>78000671
>some austimo faggot is upset about greentexting
color me surprised
>>78000682
no you havent
>>78000449
I live in the land of bulldogs these days, but I can imagine. Have family in Greenville and last time I was up there, absolutely fucking disgusted. It's turning into Asheville.
>though I did tailgate for the Wilson's first start when we played NCSU years ago.Someone cleaned his clock that game but can't remember who.
>>78000453
>looked 40 when I was 20
Never had that problem man, though liquor exclusive stores check everyone for liability.
Medical Student here
I can confirm that he showed the distinctive symptoms of Inducosis, he has about 2 hours to live.
>>78000670
That is part of a standard neurological check
>>78000642
I played cripple hockey a few times, my crippled neighbor invited me. It's actually pretty fun. We play on a full-size hockey rink. Everyone rides around on these little sleds that go faster than you think they will. They crash into each other had as fuck, they don't have anything to lose.
>>78000676
will you be my ai friend
>>78000650
You know Maryland is below the Mason Dixon Line right?
>Clemson with almost 700 yards offense
PENN STATE UNLEASHING THE TOMMY STEVENS
>>78000670
That's what I was thinking.
That's really fucked.
Can I get a Michigan Florida stream please?
>Big 12 defenses
>>78000739
game doesn't start for half an hour
MARYLAND IS ETERNALLY BACK
DRAGON
D R A G O N
R
A
G
O
N
>>78000719
I guess
MARYLAND DRAGON
>texas
>back
>>78000745
new thread when this one ends
>>78000739
unironically go to redditcfbstreams, they got hd shit there
>>78000682
>>78000710
they don't have college football in vietnam
>>78000704
I've looked like I was 21 since I was 16 I'm just scared that I'll get unlucky
And every time I think Texas could take over Maryland does something like that. Should be PI added on.
P I G G Y
I
G
G
Y
>>78000739
>he doesn't know about the cfb stream reddit subreddit
Texas only has two modes of defense apparently
>Saying fuck it and allowing 40 yard plays
>Literally fucking killing the other team
>>78000692
>upset
nope, just helps to identify the newfag idiots (ie you)
>clemson up 56-3
holy shit
Nice secondary
>>78000478
fucking great. Now liberal media is going to shit their pants for a month straight
>>78000791
It's Kent state you retard
>>78000772
I'm on vacation nigga
>>78000751
Ah shit my bad
>>78000770
Thanks my man I'll keep an eye on it when the time comes
the back and forth action between unc and cal are why I had had them low in my confidence pick
>hurt himself
>and it was holding
TEXAS IS BACK
BIG TURTLE DRAGON
MARYLAND QB DED
manlet ded
>>78000791
>excited about blowing out Kent State
First year watching college football, newfriend?
Texas is killing them.
>>78000815
better add another tombstone!
>>78000856
Unironically yes
why are maryland players dropping like flies
QB blew out knee
>>78000878
probably someone in the clock tower again
>>78000873
I miss being a innocent virgin like you
knee is fucking ded
>>78000878
The field is shit and Texas is playing murderball
What the fuck nobody even threw him down or affected his legs in any way
>>78000878
Texas' defensive MVP: the shitty turf
Maryland doesn't have the strength and conditioning capabilities of us Texans. We are superior.
>God punishing teams who dare mess with Texas
The fix is in lads
Wearing the wrong cleats
>>78000878
Tejas with the nigger blades in their cleats again desu senpai
>>78000912
He was slipping all game and it finally got him.
>>78000912
you can have non contact injuries anon
>>78000947
If anything I'd expect his tailbone to get fucked by that landing
>>78000950
We have already established I'm a newfriend
>>77999593
In which sports?
Texas needs better turf
>>78000912
I blew out my knee on a cut during flag football
>>78000936
>Alabama isn't God's team
colt mccoy
>>78000972
did you not see his knee? it buckled. that's a sprain or a possible tear. did you ever play sports? not trying to be a dick, it's just that most people who have know that noncontact injuries are worse in most cases than contact
So even if Texas somehow pulls this out they'll be unranked next week right?
>>78000972
You are adorable
>>78000972
He grabbed his knee immediately after going down
His legs went 12 different directions in that Charlie Chaplin skit, wouldn't be surprised if his knee is ded
Anyone gonna make a new thread?
>>78000972
>If anything I'd expect his tailbone to get fucked by that landing
Look at his knee when they should the replay, it buckled inward. The way he tried to cut is a textbook way to tear your ACL, especially when you're play shitty field like Texas'
>>78001004
Texas is back and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>78000972
are you like 12 bro
>>78001004
Since Houston's team is comprised mostly of semen slurpers, the burden of winning it all in a miraculous show of recovery is put on UT
Nobody can stop this team
>>78001018
It's here >>78000745
>>77999866
Lewerke is ballin
>>78000000
>>78000000
Tejas
>btfo by mexicans
>btfo by weather
>btfo by digits