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Mid day edition
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>>77996155
First for Pitt
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>>77996155
First for cocky
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MARYLAND DESTROYING TEXAS IN THE AIR AND ON THE DIRT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>TEXASS DEFENSE
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Nth for MARYLAND BACK
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Oh dear...
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Texas' Present Condition
>[_] BACK
>[X] NOT BACK
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WHAT THE FUCK TEXAS REEEEEEE
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>the state of texas
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FOLKS
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T E X A S S
E
X
A
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TEXASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Who would he coach for CFB/sp/?
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>Can't jiggy the Piggy
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>Texas
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Is Maryland, dare I say it, back?
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>it has not even begun yet
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The only reason Texas has points is because of a fluky tipped pass pick 6
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is Maryland the best team in the Big 12?
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>>77996155

In Herman's defense, he has to rebuild a program that was destroyed by a nigger. Takes a long time to get nigger stench out, just ask President Trump.
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DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS
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>>77996248
Kansas
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>The flooded out state of Texas
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>>77996248
Wisconsin
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So where does Wyoming's Josh Allen go in the draft, and why should I believe he's not another Blake Bortles
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>>77996275
THEY ARE STILL NOT BACK
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>>77996248
Texas
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>>77996267
Arent they B1G?

>>77996248
WOOOOO PIG SOOOEY
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Hope the horns lose every game for cucking in the confederate statue
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>Mizzou getting bootyblasted on the ground
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>>77996269
or because Texas is located in a librul stronghold and libruls hate football
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Is Saquan Barkley the next LeVeon Bell?
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Barkley is ridiculous
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Jesus fucking Christ Texas
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>>77996278

No, that's the same person


and Kansas does not "foot ball"
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>>77996316
>SEC
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>>77996297
The Giants. They need Eli's successor.
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>>77996155
MIZ is barely keeping a lead over MO state, gonna be a rough year
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Is Maryland elite?
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>>77996316

>the not-state of Missouri
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>>77996297
Josh Allen has more going for him than one bowl game
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>>77996310
>Arent they B1G?
Yes but please take them. We'll throw in a free Rutgers.
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>>77996316
I for one welcome the bootyblasting of methzou
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>>77996316
Is there a school that we all want to see fail more than mizzou?
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Missouri sucks ass
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>>77996346
Fear the Turtle
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>>77996359

Maybe Notre Dame, but not by much
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>>77996188
EAT
SHIT
PITT
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>texas
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CFB memes pls
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>>77996316
:>watch out for mizzou this year guys they might win the east
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>>77996248
>Whores it up constantly
>Drinks constantly
Is he our /Petrino/?
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2017 UT Power Rankings Sponsored by Taco Bellâ„¢ picking up the tabs of 500 students from the student section & Belk, they make western gear or some shit. They also sponsor a bowl, yes they are a real thing.

Miami (The U)
2. Florida State University (week 1 matchup brought to you by Camping Worldâ„¢)
3. Bama (week 1 matchup brought to you by Camping Worldâ„¢)
4. Pitt
5. Clempson
6. Princeton
7. UT Norman
8. Northwest Missouri State
9. Michigan
10. an Ohio State University
11. University of Colorado @ Boulder
12. James Madison
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>>77996359
1. UCLA
2. ND
3. UW
4. Colorado
5. Utah
6.Texas
7. Mizzou
In that order
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>>77996359
Pedo state, aOSU, ND, Tejas.
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CAN WE FAST FORWARD TO TOMORROW NIGHT.

VT IS GONNA DEMOLISH THE SISTERLOVERS
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>>77996434
no
one
gives
a
fuck
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>yfw Missouri goes 1-11
>yfw they somehow manage to upset either GA, FL, or TN.
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>>77996434
Damn I wanna have sex with the middle girl.
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>>77996399
We're in ya head kid
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>>77996424
Did a single person say that?
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I wish I was a woman
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>>77996462

Pedo State detected
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>the 10 billion dollar contract of Kirk Ferentz

down 3-0 to WYO
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>>77996346
No, they are just playing Texas.
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THE TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE BACK
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>>77996423
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>>77996461
>2017
>Thinking vagina tech will be good
WVU by 10
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>>77996494
LOLJK
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someone toss me a link to a stream of Maryland / Texas
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>>77996482
b-b-but he's a class act!!
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>>77996519
You don't have FS1?
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>>77996503

He should have taken the Boomer Sooner approach and resigned with his head high.
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>Shakin the Southland
Shakin the Southland @STSouthland
Kent State is on the board with a field goal, making them the team from Ohio with the most points against Clemson in the last 365 days.

savage as fuck
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>I picked Texas over Maryland as my most confident pick
not even mad
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>>77996507
>any year
>thinking anyone from the big twelve is relevant
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>all these RBs
>mfw no 2nd or 3rd round picks
Howie pls
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>>77996518
>You now remember some fuckhead commentator said that exact thing after Texas scrapped an OT win against Notre Dame
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Kent State scored
>The 0hi0 State University
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>>77996519
bosscast...
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Realistically what's Clemson's record after September? They play Kent State, Auburn, Louisville, Boston College, and then VT.
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Are all the annoying tripfavs from last year back?
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>>77996546
>riding off of another team in your conference's success
Yeah no
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>>77996259
Wouldn't Maryland have to be something first?
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>>77996566
5-0
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>>77996434
middle > left > right
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>>77996539
>OSU fans rn
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>>77996566

I think they can drop a game to Auburn. They'll beat UL in a shootout, again.
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>>77996566
4-1, 3-2 if upset
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>>77996566
Depends how Lamar Jackson looks but Id say 4-1
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Fuck off Iowa
Fuck off Stanlel
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>>77996574
you have to play competition before anyone could call you relevant
Tech was a minute away from winning the acc bud
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>tfw theres no hope
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>>77996602
I think they should win against Auburn.
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>>77996602
>>77996613
>>77996615
Fuck you guys
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>>77996479
Probably not but many people said that Texas would be back
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When does Clemson start Clemsoning again? This year? The next?
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>>77996628

sorry lad, Bama crushed your body and stole your soul. Its over.
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>>77996642
When you least expect it.
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>>77996642
Clemsoning means BTFO opponents now
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>>77996566
Not a Clemson fan but 5-0. Their defense and running game will be enough to win all those games.
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>>77996637
>Being mad about getting picked to go 4-1
Clemp's Son everyone
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>>77996642
What defines Clemsoning now? Losing a game?
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i should have gone to dragoncon. Texas is NOT back
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Who /band/ here?
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>>77996642

12th game of the season ;)

>they literally get Cock Blocked out of the playoffs.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>la ciudad de Tejas
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>TEXASS
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AHHHHHHHHHH
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Texas is _______.
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B A C K
A
C
K
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>TEHAS
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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TEXASSSSSSS
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>texas
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WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL OF THESE TEXAS TURNOVERS?
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>>77996673
Choking with a regularity that the San Jose Sharks would envy.
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>>77996679
that ipod kek
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Meanwhile Miami losing to Bethune-Cookman
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>>77996623
>implying oklahoma, oklahoma state, and TCU arent relevant
The ACC has literally 0 depth. Its a clemson-florida state vs everyone else conference. The Big 12 didnt get a team in the playoffs last year due to the ammount of depth in the conference. Virginia tech, UNC, NCSU,etc are all just stepping stones for clemson and fsu
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BLOCKED

TERPS STYLIN
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HAHAHAHAHHA
MY FUCKING SIDES

HAHAHAHAHAH
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T E X A S S
E
X
A
S
S

LMAO
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>>77996673
Blowing a game they shouldn't
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Texas sideline chimping out on top of that
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>>77996701
back fapping to Mack Brown
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TEXAS IS BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK INTO THE GRAVE
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>being that assblasted you resort to sideline interference
HAHAHAHAHHA
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Remember those few minutes in the 1st when Texas was "back?"
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>>77996672
It's an insult considering Auburn's at home and Louisville & VT will both regress
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>Texas over Maryland was my 8 point Pick 'Em game
I fell for the memes
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I CREATED MY OWN PRISON
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>Texas is back
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Where we get field goals blocked.

That's Texas.
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>>77996750
What glorious minutes they were.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>77996750
did they actually say that? i missed the the first score but judging by the posts here it seems like they did?
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>the absolute state of tejas
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>fake chile

Embarrassing
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>texas

Well, quicker than last year. Didn't think that was possible.
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>>77996734
They'll always have mackdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by5xSt-T0So
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>that Herman reaction
lel
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>"This might be the best Mizzou team since Lock took over!"
>proceeds to lose to an FCS school
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Realistically I should be pulling for Tejas to strengthen our schedule but this is too good
>BACK
LMAOOOO
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>>77996788
I can't tell what's real or memes anymore.
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Texas forever
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Do we need a Maryland/Texas game thread?
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Notre Dame is elite stayad GPAlets
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TERPS FAN GOING INTO OVERDRIVE
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I kinda miss when they used centuries for the game hype videos desu
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>PSU finally has a punt returner squad

Oh shit
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>>77996811
No, you go to /b/ for you laugh, you lose threads
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>>77996803
What conference was Mizzou in before the EEC took them?
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>>77996825
get the fuck off this planet
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>>77996809
Forever garbage
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Texas will prevail against ugly ass Maryland
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WE LIVE BABY
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Thanks for the memes, Texas. I missed /cfb/.
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Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkElrdoEhR8
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>the city-state of Texas
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Maryland rekting Texas worse than the hurricane
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>Maryland up 2 TDs with 12 minutes left in the second
>ESPN still only has them at a 54% chance of winning
Why is the prediction model so fucked for college games?
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>Kent State
>Texas
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>>77996843
Whose even coaching at Texas now?
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>>77996809
Fuck off Riggins
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>>77996843
>4th & 20

DUDE
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>>77996888
Someone who won't be there tomorrow.
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>Texass
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Maryland is a solid team though
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>>77996884
That's a bit too much

t. Maryland fan
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>>77996884
The prediction was for Texas to win big, so they're still factoring in a good chance for a comeback. And I think there *is* a good chance for a comeback.
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>Robert Lee calling the Pitt/Youngstown St. game
Based. SJW's are seething.
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>>77996914
No. No they are not.
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>>77996834
Big 12. They came with Texas A&M
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Why would you want to coach in Austin with those mob style boosters there? It's a lose-lose situation.
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>>77996914
>>77996914
first time I've heard of this
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>>77996884
Because college games are swingy as fuck.
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>>77996892
Fuck off, Riggins' life is pure /comfy/
>Star running back in small, cozy Texas town
>Get laid/drunk continuously throughout high school
>Drop out of college, buy land, live out your days tinkering with cars and coasting off high school glory
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>>77996920
>k. And I think there *is* a good chance for a comeback.
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Texas fan: his hope and optimism gone
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>>77996943

ITS FREE CROOTS
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>>77996943
Because eventually they will pay you to not coach football.
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>>77996953
i like my grills with filthy mouths
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This aint right, this just aint right, half of Maryland's roster is from Texas, Obama didnt address the theft of Texas players going to other states to play football and neither has Drumpf, there should be a law in place that states you can only play football in the state you are from
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>>77996970
fuck
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Texass shows its true colors yet again.
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POWER 5 MATCHUP OF THE MORNING

GOLDEN BEAR v. TARHEELS

>longhornbabbies
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What went wrong?
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>>77996935
>>77996955
They are actually, they tend to end up in top 45 in recruiting every year, and this year they had a top 20 class. Their potential is around the same as Utah or WVU, they're not an utter cupcake.
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>>77997006
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Official hate on Texas thread

This game is over

>>77996986
>>77996986
>>77996986
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>>77996843

>that lead block by the ref
lelmao
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>>77997020
PLEASE

PLEASE MUH SIDES

PLEASE STAHP
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>wow maryland looks really good
or maybe texas is just shit
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>>77997007
liberals can't into football
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>>77996355
Maryland is actually sneakily become legit...ish. They recruit well and have a "let's prove everyone wrong" chip on their shoulder.

They may go 6-6, but they won't be a pushover about it.
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>>77996981
LOL I miss Texasposting
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>closest game is Bethune-Cookman vs Miami
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>>77997007
Their boosters are bunch of asshats, that's it. They have too many guys with huge egos that want to run the team different ways. If they gave it to a coach and stayed relatively hands-off they'd be fine.
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>Missouri defense

Is it the worst all time?
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poogram back to tackling himself again out of fear.

texas is back.
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>>77997020
Nigger no they aren't, they're trash garbage and if not for Buttgers would be perennial B1G east bottom dwellers..
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This Missouri game is pure retardation.
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>>77997078
I think Maryland will be better than their record shows this year. Tough draw being in the B1G east
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I was informed that the Texas Longhorns football program has returned to prominence.
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>>77997084
>Miami will never be back.
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>>77997084
Missouri State-Mizzou is 28-27 right now
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>run down the middle on 3rd and 7
>gain 20 yards
>Texass
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BTFO
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B A C K
A
C
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>TEXASS
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TEXAS IS_________
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>>77997060
I'm not a Texas fan by the way (tOSU), I'm just following recruiting.
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Hey check this out:

More like Tex-ASS BTFO
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>TEXAS BACK
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>>77997084
>Miami is tied with a literal nigger school
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TEXAS PLZ

BE BACK ALREADY PLZ

PLZ

REMBER HAPPY DAY PLZ
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>>77997137

BLACKED
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>Fans already leaving

TEXAS ETERNALLY BTFO
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is maryland elite?
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Get in the sea and don't come back Texas
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>>77997137
trying their best :)
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>>77997084

Cal/North Carolina tied at 7
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>>77996519

http://wisiwig.eu/football/looks-398817-texas-maryland?l=1613052688

I have this
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FUCKING STANLEL
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>texas went 5-7 with the best running back in college football
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Maryland is in rebuilding. They have potential with their last few classes
>source, DCfag
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>>77997084
Sparty is struggling with bowling green
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MARYLAND SHOWING NO RESPECT
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Why the fuck is Texas always ranked in the preseason?
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Texas is the ultimate meme teal
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>Kent St sabotaging Georgia Tech
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>THE CITY OF TEXAS
THE CITY OF TEXAS
>THE CITY OF TEXAS
THE CITY OF TEXAS
>THE CITY OF TEXAS
THE CITY OF TEXAS
>THE CITY OF TEXAS
THE CITY OF TEXAS
>THE CITY OF TEXAS
THE CITY OF TEXAS
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>Charile strong was the problem
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BREAKING NEWS: TEXAS HIT BY ANOTHER HURRICANE, WEATHER FORECASTERS ARE CALLING THIS STORM HURRICANE MARYLAND
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Terps absolutely dunking on Texas
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>>77997189
Because they're always back.
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>Going for 2

Cheeky fucks
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>>77997189
Because their boosters bribe the pollsters.
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>>77997189
Because they always get good recruits
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>>77997189
Stupid dumb hype and blindly favored just because history, budget, and a new meme coach that had hype behind him as well.
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>>77996316
i swear to god after the bullshit that has gone on at mizzou i will burn my fucking degree if we lose this game
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>after this Maryland - Texass game you know Maryland will be ranked
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>>77996958
He cucked his best bud who'd been paralyzed
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>>77997198
Strong getting fired was probably his happiest day at Texas
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TEXAS

NEVER

LEFT
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>>77997189
They're the money program. Probably top 5 richest in the nation.
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>TEXAS IS BACK LA-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>LITERALLY FUMBLE A KICKOFF RETURN AS I TYPE THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAJAAJSJDHDF
>>
OMG
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>TEXAS
JUST
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HOLY SHIT
>TEXASSSSSS
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>>77997189
They weren't the last couple of years. (Or at least last year, can't remember 2015 for sure.) This year, they have a bunch of Tom Herman hype that over-inflated their perception.
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JUST CALL THE GAME ALREADY. TEXAS IS NOT GETTING ANYTHING DONE.
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Lads I'm starting to worry Texas might not be BACK
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I can't fucking believe it holy shit
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TURTLE
TURTLE
TURTLE
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HAHHAHAHAHA
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jesus christ what the hell is wrong with texas players
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Jesus fuck, Texas is horrible.
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>>77997097
They're going to be pretty decent until Durkin gets poached by a better program. They'll prob be 8-4 this year.
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>TEXASS

WHAT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>
PFFFFFFFFFFFT
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So herman gets fired at halftime right?
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>Tom Herman
>hating life

pick all
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>>77997189
because filling out a list of 25 teams that are supposed to be elite before any of them play is retarded and most pollsters will just throw in storied programs when they reach the 20's because they're too lazy to actually think about it.
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If Texas were not back how bad would they be losing?
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>>77997287
They're shook
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>>77997298
No. They will not be.
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>>77997198

Imagine how he feels about this
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Never should have left Houston, Herman. You had a good thing going.
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Jesus, what happens when Texas leaves?
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texas will be back in the 2nd half stay tuned
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my face right now

being a Maryland fan is an endurance sport
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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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>>77997338

Give him a break, he needs to get his recruits in.
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this is actually hilarious
>>
Once again they should have booked Clemson vs Texas so Texas could be sent to the FCS
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As a Longhorns fan, I can't wait until my SEC brothers BTFO Maryland, stupid northern fucks don't even care about college football yet they're here talking all this smack, thats why you yankee faggots only watch NFL, so you can draft Texans and southerners to represent your talentless, football retarded northern state and you can finally be good at football, for once.

Go to hell France poster
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this game is retarded lmao
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>BACK AGAIN BOYS
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TEXAS IS BACK
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THEY'RE BACK
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I REPEAT
>Bethune-Cookman vs Miami is unironically the closest game right now
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>BLOCK 6 TEXAS IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER DOUBTED
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Dare I say...Texas is Back?
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HELLOOOOOO TEXAS

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK
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NEVER LEFT
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>>77997364
>typing this essay through tears
JUST
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This wasn't the Maryland offense I expected after the Spring Game
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what a meme game
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TEXAS IS BACK BITCHES
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I WANNA GET OFF MR. HERMAN'S WILD RIDE.
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>>77997164
C'mon guys. Lets meme Maryland to being elite. kek. right?
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Is the Missouri game or Texas game stupider? I can't tell.
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>>77997334

He shouldn't feel too smug, these are his players/recruits getting BTFO
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This game omg
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FUCK THE HATERS

TEXAS IS BACK BOYS
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>>77997364

u mad?
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I've never seen a game like this in my life
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Non Texas fans btfo

We back
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>>77997364
cry more loser
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LONGHORNS ARE BACK
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>>77997364
SEC? Brothers?
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>Two blocked fg returned for td

What is this meme game
>>
Special teams TDs are Buy 1 Get 1 in Austin today
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>>77997364
Cry moar faggot
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>check scores
>Texas
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77997364
>mfw I dont even watch college football but I am just tuning in to laugh at Texas
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>>77997413
Missouri game because southeastern mizzou tech state of the ozarks has put up 4 tds in less than a half on an sec team
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Texas opening games are lit
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How Methzou doing?
>>
WEBM THAT YOU KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>77997364
7/10 b8
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>having to rely on turnovers against maryland
so this...is the power...of texass....
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>WHYoming punter completely whiffs on the punt
AHAHAHAHAH
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>>77997495
BETTER THAN BARRY
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Texas has been shutout on offense this game
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>>77997537
>tfw meme game is on but have to watch my own team
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TEXAS STREAM WHERE?
>>
Don't look now but the Longhorns have scored the last 7 points, comeBACK??
>>
>>77997523

>not recognizing the genius of the play action punt

revolutionizing the sport senpai
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Oh my fucking god, Missouri holy fucking shit
>>
Miami up. Da U is back!
>>
>Tfw Texas memes out a win
>Tfw Texas destroys SJSU
>Tfw we have to wait until week 3 before the >BACK meme dies in LA
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>>77997573

I've been there
>>
>THE ABSOLUTELY PROLAPSED ANUS OF SEC DEFENSES
>>
>tejas back to giving up dragons and commiting personal fouls
BACK
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Penn St winning the natty lads
>>
We are blessed to get 2 hilarious games at once.
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>Giving up a 89 yard touchdown on 3rd and 24

Kick Missouri out of the sec
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Anyone else's student section full of assholes?
>Chads and Staceys get to the game an hour early and get mad if you try to sit in the 18 rows they "reserved" for their frats/sororities
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>tfw Texas is not back
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>69 point first half
>Missouri defenses
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>TEXASS shitposting
then
>TEXAS IS ______ shitposting
ad infinitum

what a day las
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>>77997605
What did I miss??? Other than the shitshow defense.
>>
S E C S P E E D
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>>77997683
every single one i imagine
>>
>ELITE
>EEC
>DEFENSE
>>
>ywn be paid 10 million dollars for going 5-7
>>
Defense is for faggots

T mizzou fan
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>>77997683
>not being the chad

Fucking betas I swear
>>
Wtf this Missouri / Missouri State game rules
>>
>>77997598
>tfw Bohl is playing 6D chess using the kick-fumble option
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>>77997624
>Implying they'll beat San Jose State
Texass is 2-10 tier this year
>>
Jesus fuck this Missouri game
>>
>>77997745
scored another td already lol
>>
Mizzou will never be an SEC team no matter how hard they try. They will always be a shit tier Big XII team at heart.
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>>77997745
Michael Sam pls go
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>>77997777

quads confirm
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Pitt goes10-2 screen cap it
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>>77997683
What the fuck school do you go to that the seats are general admission?
>>
This is the power of black lives matter, it turns a top 10 defense into this shit
>>
The meth is juicing these offenses.
>>
It's not even halfway through the game and both teams have the worst defense in the FBS and FCS
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Imagine having to live in Maryland LMAO
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>>77997777
>those digits

DOES HERMAN GET FIRED BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON
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Does Texas stand a chance against USC?
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>>77997683
what school anon? i go to michigan state and that shit would not fly
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>>77997624

The >BACK meme dies today, fvm. USC will piss on its grave.
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>>77997745
>808 yds of offense and 76 points with 5mins left in the 1st half
for fucks sake
>>
>Texas is back
>Texas is back
>Texas is back
>Texas is back
>Texas is back
4-8 at best
>>
>>77997364
>mizzou fan
>i cant even enjoy this texas anal devastation
>>
What fucking channel is Mizzou even on
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>>77997855
Hell no.
>>
Mizzou v Texas tech final score?
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>>77997819
It's fucking awful, I actually prefer it when my dad visits and we get assigned seats instead
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>>77997830
Imagine having to swim in Texas
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>>77997819
My school has free general admission for football games but not every student can get a ticket. I go to an sec school
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>>77997830
Imagine losing to Maryland.
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>>77997855
Bush and Leinart are coming back to drop 80 on Texas.
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>>77997855

No. They're gonna get mercy ruled that game.
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>>77997855

>can't slow down Maryland's QB
Darnold is going to shit on them
>can't stop Maryland's pass rush
USC's front seven will live in the Texas backfield
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>30 points in the 1st half
>thirty points
>by maryland
>>
texas to CUSA when?
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>>77997905
Not soon enough. That's a suitable fate for them t.u. boys.
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>>77997905
They'd finish fifth.
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>>77997876
Vanderbilt barely counts
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you'all know what halftime means
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>>77997905

just fold the whole big 12 into mountain west
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>>77997905
>Texas goes to Sunbelt
>App State hangs 90 on them
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>>77997819
Not a notre Dame student but I think their student section is even general admission
>>
Here comes the comeback haters \m/
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>>77997932
dam son
>>
Maryland has no class, no cuisine, no culture, nothing.
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>>77997860
U$C, we're infested with Chads so I guess it's to be expected
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>>77997871
Mizzou game is a video game simulation right now, holy shit
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>>77997364
>Longhorns fan
>SEC brothers
At least put some effort into this shit
>>
>>77997683
>tfw sitting in reserved seating student section even if it's a bit further back because I've had enough drunk freshmen sloots puke on me and blast music on their phones during games
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>Coming up at Halftime
>#5 Clemson vs #6 Penn State

Fuck off FS1
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>>77997871
Implying overtime would ever end
>>
>>77997930
I go to scar
>>77997941
Friend just graduated from notre dame and iirc that's correct and tix are expensive as fug
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>>77997956
crabs
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>>77997956
>bitch don't no about my crab pretzel
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>>77997956
Neither does Texas
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>>77997871
70-63
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>>77997683

My school's student section was segregated so frats/sororities could only buy their tickets in their own sections while non-Greek students had separate sections so I never had to deal with that faggotry
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>>77997869
SECNetwork
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>aOSU
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>>77997956
Yeah, but at least all of Maryland is above sea level rn
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>>77997956
Chesapeake crabs you dumb nig
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>>77997364
>t.u.
>brothers with ANY SEC team
>the ABSOLUTE STATE OF T.U. FOOTBAW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>
>>77998002
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

god damn that ruthless
>>
>>77997956
what about the wire
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>>77998002
>>77998020
kek
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>>77998022
Yeah but they get completely shut down with any snowfall
I ended up not getting a job there cuz of a blizzard back in 2011
>>
>"when the """big"""12 dissolves t.u. will go to the SEC!"
lmao you fags would be playing with UNT
>>
Jesus, Texass
>>
>>77998003
That's really weird. At my school the Greek people and everybody else aren't at odds with one another
>>
Put Tejas out of their misery.
>>
that 1-handed almost interception
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>>77998002
>bee one gee in the playoffs
>>
Texas is so shit.
>>
>>77997992
Neither does Japan
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>>77998063

It wasn't necessarily from being at odds with each other, they just didn't want Greeks stealing all of the best seats from non-Greek students
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Why does college football hate scheduling good matchups so much? Nobody wants to see these 56-7 blowouts they're boring as fuck.
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>>77998002
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>>77998078
>muh confrences
Reminder that only Ohio State, Alabama and Clemson have won real championships.
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>>77997956

Fuck you.

>Maryland wanted to secede
>Lincoln illegally arrested Maryland politicians to prevent secession
>Texas meanwhile did jack shit the whole fucking war

MORE MEXICANS FOUGHT FOR THE CONFEDERACY THAN TEXANS
>>
>>77997683
PSU?
>>
>>77998094
lol that kinda talk has GOTTA stick in burnt orange craw! Keep it going!
>>
>>77998094
>nobody wants to watch Tejas get BTFO by Maryland
I beg to differ.
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>>77998101
>Who is FSU
>>
>>77998094

Week 1 always has tons of shit games, plus the earliest timeslot is where they cram most of them
>>
>>77998106
reminder that the confederacy lost
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>>77998106
>Cuckfederacy
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>>77998088
I don't like that segregation between students. Segregation should be reserved for separating niggers and whites and that's it
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>"Texas needs to score." Helfrich calling the Maryland - Texas game, proving once again he really is an offensive genius.

LOL
>>
Where did all the Texas poster go?
They even vacated discord.
>>
>>77998129
A team that won a non-playoff ccg aka a shampionship.
>>
>>77998002
Savage
>>
Oh good, another Mizzou TD.
>>
>>77998137

No formal surrender. Government is still active.
>>
>>77998147
Your daily reminder the greatest Texan in history was a born and raised Sooner.
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>>77998147
They drowned themselves
>>
P-post Mizzou cheerleader cuties
>>
>>77998094

they try but these games are scheduled years in advanced so what might be a good matchup in 2018 could turn out to be a complete blow out in 4 years
>>
HAHAHAHA TEXASS IS BACK
>>
>side hustle

Uber going full nig I see
>>
>>77998171
Gary Busey is from Oklahoma?
>>
>>77998129
I believe he is referring to since the playoffs started...
>>
>>77997830
Literally what is wrong with Maryland? It's a great state.
>>
>>77998165

>tfw bet the over on 63 for that game

>>77998195

driving mr. bossman around is a nigger's job
>>
These refs are trying to rob Barkley of touchdowns with shitty sideline reviews
>>
>>77998023
>crabs
>cuisine

Seems like maryland has no taste buds either
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>>77998182
Then why don't they stop scheduling the games fucking years in advance
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>>77998170
>m-muh technicalities
lol you whispy nerd, it's over
>>
>>77998165
Why can't they just play defense?
>>
>>77998106
Who, in the love of fuck, gives a damn about your Confederacy pride, and why the fuck do you have it in the first place?
>>
>>77998150
I forgot that wasn't the first year of the CUP

>>77998142
>>77998137
Yankees please leave. If the civil war happened again today, the south would destroy
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God damn I can't wait for the northwestern game
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>>77998212
Nothing but niggers and liberals.
>>
>>77998218

Not everyone has the privilege of eating their girlfriend's pussy for delicious crabs covered in white gravy.
>>
This retarded ass Mizzou game goddamn
>>
>>77998171
>greatest coach in texas history
>stadium is named after him
>played at oklahoma
really makes you think
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>>77997956
Crabcakes and football bitch
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>>77998057
>blames the snow for your shitty education, experience, and interview skills
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>>77998247
Can someone explain this to me
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>>77998246
Daily reminder that "white southerner" is an oxymoron as per one drop rule.
>>
>>77998247
>3-9
>>
why are southerners so insecure?
>>
>>77998292
Is that why they're so dumb?
>>
>>77998212
the niggerist state in the union
the most liberal state in the union
>>
>>77998246
You pussies would be crushed by strong, stoic midwesterners, just like last time.
>>
>>77998252
This might be the first time I've ever heard someone say that.
>>
>>77998224

because its less of a headache for ADs to fill in slots
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>>77998246
That would imply movement, which Southerners are quite adverse to.
>>
You know /cfb/ is really back when the thread devolves into North vs. South shitposting.
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>>77998246
Hush cuck

>>77998292
>he thinks being a southerner is a point of pride

>>77998320
also one of the wealthiest and happiest.

>the most liberal state

No, it isn't, and even if it were, it's still run far better than the shithole you call home.
>>
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EEC trying to wipe away their defensive embarrassment.
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>>77998320
>the niggerist state in the union
uhh
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>>77998284
Clemson is such a low class program that whenever they manage to get a big win they make a tombstone to commemorate it and put it in a pretend graveyard.
>>
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>>77998317
Yes.
>>
Daily reminder that west coast football is NOT real football
>>
>>77998369
>california is mississippi-tier
>>
>>77998327
This is the truth. Southern football teams are too scared to come play up north, could you imagine if those pussy southerners tried to come fight midwesterners in minnesota in January?
>>
Northerner stuck in the south for 5 days. It's 100 degrees and everyone is obese and smells like ass.
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>>77998369
>California
>>
>>77998369
>california
but muh silicon valley
>>
If it's 4th & <5 and you're inside the opponents 40 and you punt you should just fucking kill yourself
>>
>>77998320
>niggerest state
That distinction belongs to Mississippi.
>>
>>77998363
A lot of schools do that
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>entire FS1 halftime show focusing on "how can Texas come back?"
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>>77998359
>>
Whoever makes the next thread

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE use the 31-0 band image as the OP thank you
>>
>>77998282
Towson got blanketed, I'm not the only one who wasn't offered a job. Everything worked out though
>>
>>77998386
>>77998404
>>77998409
>state full of Mexicans and niggers is dumb as rocks
Shocking isn't it.
>>
so what we watching senpai I got Cal/UNC on right now
>>
>>77998369
>the whitest states are the smartest

hmmmm

WHO >above100iq STATE HERE
>>
>>77998418
I doubt any respectable ones do.
>>
>>77998369
how did north dakota stay so smart even with all the oil/gas workers being shipped in?
>>
>>77998402
You'll get through it brother. When you return to civilization be sure to visit your doctor though. You might contract diabetes
>>
>>77998424
Its only a 16 point game
>>
>>77998398
And?! Northerners literally die in 90 degree "heatwaves"
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>>77998439
brainlets btfo
>>
>>77998447
Oil and gas workers are not idiots.
>>
>>77998439
>west virginia
>>
>>77998436

I'm flipping to that right now
>>
>>77998452
>mfw my dad moved down here to retire
>he now has diabetes
It all makes sense now.
>>
>>77998409
That is the only reason the IQ isn't in the 70s or 80s
>>
>>77998447
Look up race demographics by state. Therein lies your answer
>>
>>77998478
just about to go to halftime but it's a really fun game
>>
>>77998447
They're still white.
>>
>>77998477
West Virginia and Kentucky are outliers because they're so inbred.
>>
>>77998320
>Liberal as an insult

How's conservatism going for the South again? Do you still have the human development index of Uganda on average?
>>
>>77998439
>what is New Jersey
>>
>>77998434
I mean Texas is also full of mexicans but maintains a surprisingly decent score
>>
>>77998464
White people aren't built for jungles, swamps, and deserts
>>
>>77998504
>implying I'm from the south
>>
>>77998509
Nothing close to California. Also Texas has mostly real Mexicans, while California has tons of Guatemalans and Salvadoreans who are even dumber than the typical Mexican.
>>
>>77998464
>1 cm of snow on a southern road
>see videos of insane 30 car pileups and public services being shut down while people loot walmart for survival
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>retards turned the first Saturday of college football into muh state is better than your state
>>
>>77998464
The highest dew point ever recorded in the US was in Minnesota. But muh hot summers. You southerners are too fucking dumb to realize that the midwest regularly gets above 95 degrees. I would pay to see you faggots try to do anything when it's below zero, much less try to fight a war.
>>
>>77998464
I moved from a border town to the upper Midwest
People can't handle 80s. I've gotten well checks when it hits 90
Meanwhile the kids have recess if it's 15 below or above. They fucking hate the rain though, which is weird to me
>>
>>77998542

Just a normal thread on /sp/.
>>
>It will never be 2006 again.
>>
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>>77998439
>tfw NY somehow above 100 despite crawling in the great unwashed
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>>77998506
>Italians
>white
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>>77998542
Because colleges are the prices of their states and some are better than others.
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>>77998504
Actually much more businesses are moving south because of lower taxes. The only reason why the south is poor and shit is because of all the niggers. Point is, niggers ruin everything
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>>77998548
I would rip my roommates head off if it meant for some rain

t.arizona
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>>77998542
it's half time and /cfb/ posters are manchildren.
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>>77998542
>not expecting this shit

Sp has truly lost its way
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>>77998542
this is the eternal state of /cfb/ during the season. bunch of fresh out of high school fags keep arguing about places they've never been and pretend they enjoy the positives of their state while hiding in their dorm room all day long
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>>77998511
I'm a white northerner who lives in Arizona and I manage just fine. I guess Cletus from Alabama just can't afford air conditioning.
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>>77998002
>that spacing on the bottom of the 3
Holy shit
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>>77998494

well I'll give it a go. ther are also a suprising large amout of cal shirts in the stands
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>>77998544
Yeah that's because of the fucking lakes
Last May, two harbors hit a nationwide high of like 102
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>>77998535
Then why are you arguing?
>>
>>77998571
>New Jersey is only whites and Italians

alrighty
>>
>>77998615
there were a bunch of utah state fans in wisconsin last night too
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>>77998567
Upstate really helping the state.
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>>>77998629
>>>77998629
>>>77998629
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>>77998369
>NJ above NY, Texas, and Cali
wew lad
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F A P
T
I
M
E
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>>77998600
Suck a dick mate. I've got a PhD in chemistry and have lived all over for undergrad grad and jobs.
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>>77998542
It's halftime.
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>>77998544
Southerners love the cold, it feels good
>>
>>77998622
just because I'm not in the south doesn't mean I like liberals
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>>77998600
Yup, sounds about right.
>>
>>77998583
And your dumbass ancestors brought them here. Thanks for that.
>>
>>77998584
No shit, man, I used to be stoked when we'd get clouds cuz you wouldn't see one for months. When I'm out and about while it's raining everybody looks miserable and all they do is complain about how it's ruining their day
>>
>>77998618
Do you understand meterology? It has to be incredibly hot for a dew point to reach the 80s. The argument of "well northerners cant handle heat" is retarded and parroted by southern educated morons that think god sends hurricanes to punish gays
>>
>>77998583
>Implying that the majority of the south isn't poor white trash that votes for a party that actively keeps the minimum wage down, thus keeping them poor.

Businesses moving in does not make poor people rich. In fact, businesses move in because it's advantageous to them, not their employees.
>>
>>77998678
My Norwegian ancestors did no such thing.
>>
>>77998583
Cry more Cletus, the south will never rise again. Jamal will never mow your lawn for free.
>>
>>77998655
I'm sure southerners love their 40 degree winters. Take another 60 degrees off of that and we can start talking about upper midwest cold. If you've never experienced it, you have no idea how cold that actually is
>>
>>77998609
I mean, I haven't had a heat stroke yet in my life either but I prefer 55 and cloudy most of the time. Warm weather is great when you've got the day off and can head to the lake or grill out but fall is the best season for everyday life desu
>>
>>77998615
lotta POZZed califags live in/around/attend Chapel Hill these days

damn shame
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Who's going to watch the best game of the night?

T. Former MT baseball player
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>Whyoming
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>>77998710
Anon, I'm this guy>>77998548
The reason people up here can't handle the heat are
1) they don't dress appropriately cuz they're not used to the weather
2) they don't have ACs, heat waves in Chicago kill people, way hotter temps in Texas never kill people
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>>77998363
>got Woody Hayes fired
>31-0
Michiganfags should be making yearly pilgrimages to Clemson for all the pain Clemson has inflicted on Ohio.
>>
>>77998855
The high humidity is what kills people. 105 in Tucson is relatively comfortable. 95 and humid in Des Moines is a fucking oppressive nightmare.
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>>77998363
needs a beavis
>>
>>77998644
Act your age.
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>>77998504
The South is growing faster than every other region in the nation tbqh, and not because poor people are multiplying in spades. The liberal paradise of Illinois actually LOST population this past census cycle. Georgia and North Carolina overtook Michigan in population, becoming the #8 and #9 largest respectively.
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>>77998832
You and only you will be watching that game
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If I move back to the US I want to go somewhere mountainous and comfy like this.

Is Wyoming any good or is Colorado still the place?
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>>77998959
Take the +3 on MT easy money
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>>77998766
I've been skiing in below 0F weather in West Virginia. It's not that bad as long as the wind isn't blowing.
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>texass
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>>77998987
Thanks senpai
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>>77998913
God dammit ok I'm from Texas, not far from south padre, 100% humidity every day of the year. And I'm a healthcare worker. Have dealt with ONE heat related hospitalization in my 7 years as a nurse, the guy fell asleep after work without realizing how hot it was in his place. 112 and 100% humidity for four months is brutal but vallucos are prepared, these Midwest people aren't
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>>77998855
I understand why people die - I'm a meteorologist that works in the upper midwest
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>>77998949
I love that Illinois is the only thing you can hang your hat on.

No matter the political affiliation, graft and corruption will cause problems. That's the issue there, not political parties.

Also, what the fuck does population have to do with HDI? If anything, that would lower your HDI, because you can't handle the influx of new bodies.

And imagine that, a region that teaches abstinence instead of protected sex is having a population boom.
>>
>>77998855
>>77998913
In Europe they drop like flies when the heat goes up. 35,000 people died in Europe during a heat wave in 2010
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>>77999096
Fuck off, Marquette or Duluth or Ashland or Grand Forks or whatever shitty town you live in
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>>77999180
Europeans are pussies, so this makes complete sense
>>
>>77999089
No one experiences dew points like the upper Midwest
https://www.wunderground.com/blog/weatherhistorian/record-dew-point-temperatures.html
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>>77999194
I'm sure your town in arkansas is nicer than northern michigan.
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>>77999252
I'm in Duluth actually it's nice here
>>
>TEXAS IS BACK
>HOLDING
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>>77999289
I'm sure it is. Very similar to northern michigan and I love it here
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>>77998224
Small schools get a ton of money for showing up and getting their asses kicked. Big schools like playing the small schools for easy wins and practice. There are over 100 colleges and they all need to schedule the same number of games. Scheduling years in advance is just easier. Let's not even get into OOC games like Navy-Notre Dame that will be played every year without fail.
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>>77999341
Did you get to go to the NHL preseason game last year? I heard Marquette is nice and wanted to go but fuck the tickets were impossible to get
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>>77999373
I'm in the northern lower peninsula. I usually try to go to the wings camp in traverse city each year. My wife likes to see the players up close - she thinks darren helm is cute haha
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>texas
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>>77998723
Nice meme bro
Do you get all your unsourced anecdotes from Reddit or just the really retarded ones?
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>>77999887
Excuse me, sir. We're having a conversation about heat waves. Talk about football somewhere else. Thank you and have a good day.
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>>77999928
No, just from basic Economics concepts.
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>>78000503
not funny.
fuck off
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