/cric/

james vince just got out in the meme wallop
hampshire need 50 from 33 with 5 remaining

>>77994572
Love the t20

/t20/

>>77994608
tipping Nottinghamshire in a blowout

Our lads Notts are winning

samit patel with the direct hit
i can think of another place where he would be a 'hit': number 5 in the england test team

fantastic edition based mrfuckface

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>>77994628
>>77994615
>>77994611
>>77994608
are you filthy brainlets illiterate? please stop talking about brainletbash

>>77994657
fatter than ballance

>>77994615
t.beppe dimarco

wog

>>77994685
>are you filthy brainlets illiterate?
Should be self evident to a brainiac. Words can't stop us if we don't even understand them

>Chris de berg for a 20 ball 7

>>77994685
GOOD post

finished my work for the evening and shall be going to bed after writing a Father's Day card for my beloved father

Let's take a moment to discuss Worcestershire.

lol imagine having a father figure in your life lads
cant really imagine it

haha
;(

tipping the Hamphire Harriers to edge a closey

>>77994806
love it

>>77994819
meh ive got a dad and it's nothing that great

love my dad

>>77994806
div 2 of the CC is bullshit
a full strength iran would stomp it

meanwhile big strong Essex storming to victory

>The Urban Midlands Manglers get to play the semi final and final at home
why is this allowed

Hate it when all the casuals flood the stream at the death and crash it

>>77994847
Good post

>>77994889
There's literally no difference in quality between Div 1 and Div 2 desu

Our lads are going to the final

tipping Notts to see this one home

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>>77994982
>There's literally no difference in quality between Div 1 and Div 2 desu

>>77994982
dunno what you mean by this, obviously there is a difference. obv div 1 teams are better at cricket

Notts will walk division 1 next year

>>77995218
particularly because this upcoming ashes will be stuart broad's last series for england
t. knower

>>77995097
>>77995155
Teams may as well be interchangeable desu.

>>77995245
anderson I reckon
not fraud

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>>77995303
not really lad when Essex have the best bowling attack in the world

despise the harmerposter if I'm honest

despise life and myself

Cannot wait to watch Hales embarrass Harmer next year

despise mr fuckface

literally cant believe how badly simon harmer has been fucked over, realy makes me sad lads

that fucking curry mahavag is playing instead of him, curries cant be any further removed from a claim to the land

>>77995409
He would get absolutely dispatched by Joe "Joe" Clarke, the next superstar of English cricket

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>despise mr fuckface

>>77995504
rude

>>77995540
based

maharaj is absolute fucking shit

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Stop from falling
Down a mine
It's no one's business but mine
That all this love
Has been in vain


In you I'm lost
In you I'm lost
In you I'm lost
In you I'm lost

LOVE Rajibul

>>77996980
me too lad, shakib has displaced stokes in my world XI thanks to his elite truth bombs

For me, it's the Multan Sultans.

love Bumble
HATE Flintoff

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fucking love shai hope lads

feel like test cricket has the new hero we all deserve

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*saves England's top order
*scores a century against you

>>77997149
What were Shakib's truth bombs?

>>77997619
>fales

>>77997672
wut

>>77997845
Unironically >our best option at 5.

>>77997993
>who is morgan

love rajibul
love straff
love mr fuckface
love expat lad
hate limited overs ''''''crciket'''

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>Mr_Fuckface 1 point 22 days ago: /britfeel/ where you at

>Fails

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>alex hales

name one (1) thing wrong with posting in britfeel

>>77998489
[2]

tipping a Brummie win

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>name one (1) thing wrong with posting in britfeel

>>77998234
An Irishman who has no business playing cricket for England now Ireland have Test status.

>>77998901
>that filename
kek

KEK

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>>77994572
>leicster

>mfw memeface can't even spell and calls others brainlets

terrified of a full strength Woakes

>>77998901
leave mrfuckface alone you cunt

>god save our queen

a full strength Essex would stomp the ICC rankings test table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYA_pIRASQs

>>77999236
thanks senpai

who's the bald cunt commentating?

hate reverse sweeps

fucking love pavement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n9YWNX4rOk

band of /cric/

thoroughly overrated

I think my belly's gonna burst open anytime, every fucking eid I tell you.

cannot relate

>>78000245
what did you eat?

>>78000306
Think of Christmas dinners

Bit weird.

not even remotely related how dare you insinuate as much

The IPL has improved both the quality and pace of worldwide Cricket.

>>78000318
beef(lots of it), butter chicken, polao, kacchi, fried chicken, khichuri and other stuff not worth mentioning. Eid is going to be the death of me someday

>The IPL has improved both the quality and pace of worldwide Cricket.

>>78000516
fuck me lad is that twice a year?
lucky you sounds lush

IPL is to Test as Premier League is to local league footie

>>78000830
t20>odi>test

Dowmandicklet and Based Hetmyer with elite hundrederinos

>>78000963
>>78000830
You subhuman moron. You literal brainlet.

How dare you speak, you stupid ignoramus. How dare you open your drooling, chromosome ridden
mouth?

You are human trash you retard. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your shit tier views offer no hope to the world that cricket can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the cave you came out of, you literal idiot.

The MUH EXCITEMENT sentiment in the average brainletbash viewer is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your drool covered fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about cricket again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of memes or shitposting will make you right. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of test cricket free world.

You brainlet.

Die, tard. No one would miss you. Except for low IQ, slack jawed imbeciles, who now would have no one to support their delusions of the """sport""" you watch.

>>78000963
t. brown gentleman

Frankly my knowledge of test cricket is literally unparalleled

I have keenly followed every test series from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 test match dismissals: the bowler, the catcher, the path of the ball, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain cricketing concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a cricketer you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of cricket beyond the test world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from ICC World Cricket League South America Region Division Two as I do from any test match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>>78001271

T20 takes the most skill. Test is just playing cover drives for 30 hours.

>>78001271
>The MUH EXCITEMENT sentiment in the average brainletbash viewer
at least you admit test cricket is not exciting

>>78001484
It's just hit and hope, no skill necessary at all.

all of this is funny but just so pointless
I need a fucking gf

>>78001484
T20 is shit, being brutally honest, it's fucking garbage. It's all luck and power, there's no grace or subtlety or finesse. Cricket is elegant and smooth and skilful. T20 is brash and crude and juvenile. Whenever I watch a T20 I see no slips, no catchers, no interesting tactics. I see a bowler bowling a rank full toss, a batsman slashing aimlessly at it and getting caught. A bad ball, a bad shot - a wicket. It's almost always like that. A good ball in test cricket is beautiful.

simple as

>>78001606
I can organise you a brown girl who likes cricket if you'd organise a white girl for me : )

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>>78000516
>beef
Also, isn't this supposed to be the eid where you sacrifice and eat goat?

>thoroughly overrated

>>78001734
It's just animals in general in the name of Allah desu

>>78000640
Lots of good food in the mosque for the entirety of Ramadan as well. I'm not a muzzie but my maternal family is.

Free dinner everyday that month.

>>78001679
bowling is gay
cricket is about big sixes

>>78001679

T20 takes more skill because you have to maximize your score in a limited amount of overs. Only plebs think they aimlessly hack.

Testies cricket is simply an exercise in patience, not skill. Sitting there softly deflecting with cover drives until you summon the bollocks to actually play a ball.

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>>78001891
>bowling is gay
>cricket is about big sixes

>>78001907
an aussie would never say this

>>78001907
Different skills for the different formats desu. Pretty ignorant to say a particular format is void of skill friendo.

>>78001998
cricket exists in one form only lad, first-class form

arleigh brathwaite knew this

Why do Indians get so angry if you dismiss limited overs stats and only count Test cricket?

>>78001907
u r a fucking brainlet

>>78002164

No. My favorite sport is football. Chess on the pitch.

>>78002205
t. beppe dimarco

>>78002136
because theyre dumb poo shovelling plebs

>>78002136
Because their manlet gods dominate stats by playing 50million home odi series against shit teams and score hundreds on roads but can't deal with bowlers having something approaching balance like in test cricket

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Wait, some of you seriously prefer test over t20?
yikes

Is Freddie Flintoff the king of banter?

tipping the Edgbaston Eagles to finish this off

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I think I saw you in my sleep, darling,
I think I saw you in my dreams

based notts

LOVE Notts, adore them

sexy hales deserves this

Sharing this again cause I find it absolutely hilarious!
http://www.thedailystar.net/sports/cricket/khawaja-keeps-his-head-loses-his-shoes-1457290

>soon to be first class champions
>50 over champions
>t20 champions
Who can stop Notts?

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>mfw

T20 Buttblast

please stop talking about brainletbash

You're making me very depressed

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>brainletbash

kraigg and shai are literally the heroes we all deserve, that double hundred partnership in the 1st dig is literal kino,have watched it twice full on sky sports on demand

the great windies revival of the 2020s is truly in full swing

they call Barbados little England, and that island is literally going to save west indies cricket

Absolutely hate it when you're trying to have a discussion and then some utter cretin steps in with their brainlet opinion 10 posts down having not read anything you've just said

>>78006806
*reads 10 posts up*

something about brainlet bash, do not give a flying fuck

wonder if our lad samit could do a job at 5 for england, he's scored piles of runs this year in FC and meme cricket, bowls some tidy left arm around and can put away a vindaloo in no time

Think Gurney could wipe the floor with the Aussies

shai hope unironically fills me with hope about life in general, honestly just love test cricket and want it to prosper

>>77994572
>brainletbash posting will not be accepted.
sooo, no /cric/.

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>i rate test cricket

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this man has something about him

Reminder cricket in West Indies will NEVER die

>>77994572
yet another reminder that brazil would be goat at this "sport" if we played it

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'Cause I don't have a clue anymore
Maybe we can dance together?
First time you see
And then you'll be
Five times forever
And you never get lost

>>78008414
Have serious doubts that you'd be able to even match up to Guyana

a full strength guyana would literally stom- enough of this craziness need to sort myself out

>>78006991
nah not good enough at batting, bowling is shit too

Nick Compton at number 3.

Alex Hales opening.

Essex's brave Nick Browne opening.

Reminder that /cric/ does NOT support poofter marriage.

thriving poomunity

>>78010130
agree

we hate butt marriage nearly as much as we hate brainletbash here at /cric/

>>78001606
[2]

>>78001997
he's a wog

>>78010250
Excellent post. I see you also have a 150+ IQ.

>>78002136
unironically saw Indians calling Smith a "test only bully"

>>78008414
reckon you would and I reckon it's about time you had a shot

>>78009188
yeah

>>78009941
>>78010088
Umm Lyth

tell me about housing bubbles developing in the absence of short-selling facilities

You'll never EVER own your own home. That's all you need to know.

tell me about Adam Lyth's 9055 first class runs at an average of 39.54

>>78010413
>living in Shitney

>>78010425
Doesn't matter where you are; Karratha, Noosa, Alice Springs. You won't own a home.

>>78010457
already got enough for a deposit put away

>>78010428
*dismantles your truthbomb*

>he thinks he'll be able to afford the repayments over 25 years
>doesn't realise 8 straight interest rate rises are coming
>doesn't realise lenders will increase their rates more than the RBA
>falling for the loan jew

>>78010506
yeah I do
yeah I do
yeah I do
no I'm not

Eww, a brainlet just replied to me lads

feel like a special right handed west indian middle order bat came about at just the right time

there's this one wog I went to school with who has himself listed as being from Milan even though he's a third generation Australian

oi gregory post a picture of your cats mate

>>78010506
> low gdp growth
> raising rates

m8

>>78010995
Hate this shit

One wog I played cricket with unironically supports Italy in every sporting event, even if they're competing against Australia

A brainlet just replied to me again. Sigh.

back to /nrl/

Why would you support a mutt country like Australia when you could support a real country like Italy? I only you inbred convicts have low brain power, but at least try to think logically.

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>>78012498
The idea of KFC is much better than actual KFC

>>78013754
Don't understand this.How many Anglo-Australians support England in any sport?Those born in the UK don't count.Why does everyone want to feel oppressed?

tipping that my life will collapse in 3 months

>>78014073
in their defence, being wog is an identity here and that's kinda justified given the racism they used to get in the 70s and 80s. that's all died down though, so I'm tipping that wog pride is also going to die down in the next decade

>>78014210
why lad

>>78014589
just have a feeling, a premonition if you will

>>78010506
>>doesn't realise 8 straight interest rate rises are coming
Kek, I hope that happens, but it won't.

And it won't happen because if it does there will be houses being sold off the front steps of courthouses in Sydney.
sauce: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-21/how-interest-rate-rises-could-affect-home-loan-stress/8798274

And IF that, by some miracle, actually does happen, then the government will bail out the banks (and by extension property investors). Why? Because property is like a fucking religion in this country and you think these moron investors will take responsibility for their own actions? Kek

And you want to know how they will bail them out?

Well the RBA doesn't have the interest rate lever anymore so they have two options:

>1) send the tax payer a big fat bill to save the banks and property investors
well thats not going to happen

>2) the RBA wheels out the money printing machine
As Keynes put it
>"By a continuing process of inflation, governments can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DdfLtOrBPU

How will poofter marriage affect cricket in Australia?

>>78015640
Burns and Kawaja will be in a better mental state after tying the knot and will perform much better.

Business idea: incarcerating Aleem Dar in Guantanamo

When is the next test match against Bangladesh, my Australian friends?

>>78015745
tomorrow at 5

>>78014735
yeah but why? where did it all go so wrong?

>>78015869
once again I can't give any tangible reasons yet I just know it will happen

>>78015942
Cheer up mate and don't off yourself. Poofter marriage is coming soon.

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Where did he go?

>>78015956
might chuck him a friend request if I'm honest he keeps on showing up on my newsfeed as is

>>78015964
chuck me one you cunt

terrified of a full strength Bangladesh

love brainiac bash
hate brainlet block

Daniel has a 2nd vid coming out

>>78015977
won't

>>78015987
No longer care for the narrative if I'm honest

>>78015995
dick

>>78016003
not making me want to any more with that attitude

Tell me about WAxit

>>78016059
I look forward to WA as the 13th test nation

terrified of a full strength western australia

Would love to play a day/night test on Uluru

>>78016105
Sorry sweaty that's a location of religious significance for our indigenous brothers and sisters x

Cricket is the featured article on Wikipedia lads. I'm certain this means thousands of big and strong foreigners have noticed our sport.

With Gibson now as out coach, literally who can stop us?

>>78016133
Zuma

>>78016133
dunno why RSA haven't stolen some Tendies players, seems like a perfect loophole around the quotas.

The Boks did it by stealing players like The Beast from other countries.

>>78016133
afghanistan
bangladesh
west indies

>>78016143
Who'd want to move to SA

>>78016158
Tahir, apparently

is RSA worse than the Caribbean, I don't know

>>78016161
Bit worse from what I understand

1 David Warner, 2 Matt Renshaw, 3 Steven Smith (capt), 4 Peter Handscomb, 5 Glenn Maxwell, 6 Hilton Cartwright, 7 Matthew Wade (wk), 8 Ashton Agar, 9 Steve O'Keefe, 10 Pat Cummins, 11 Nathan Lyon

why did they drop Darsh? he did a job in India

>>78016175
yh cartwright should be in the side imo

>>78016175
Cartwright bats at 3 and I see no reason to change that

>>78016183
Selectors studied Facebook comments very closely
Even if they didn't want to play him I'm surprised he didn't even make the squad

would unironically bat Agar, SOK & Cummins ahead of Wade

>>78016200
Agar yeah Cummins is a stretch but not without an argument

>watching brainlet block

Cartwright is actually a gun tipping him to have a big future for >us
Should forget about the medium pace garbage he puts out though

>>78016199
Based gatecunt. How's the cubicle lad?

>Even if they didn't want to play him I'm surprised he didn't even make the squad

>not selecting a reserve batsmen
>when one of the batsmen in the squad is Khawaja
Hohns Ltd.

Marsh saved one test and Australia was only competitive in the 2nd because of him

Cartwright is basically Shane Watson but with half the talent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xLxQSLJk54

recall fucking WHEN?

>>78016221
I'm unironically being shunted off to work in Melbourne in a few months so there's that

>>78016243
Expecting Canberra to have a larger population than Perth within a decade

>>78016255
should have changed the username to exoskeletaljunction

>>78016255
Nice body gross face in this pic.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels is a good read

>>78016255
based goosey

>>78016279
An incel shooting up their own birthday party is otherwise known as suicide

>>78016283
kek

>>78016265
looks like /r9k/

>>78016292
yeah but a bit better
https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6xqvlj/this_is_one_of_the_last_few_places_that_has/
>There NEEDS to be a female ban rule. They will ruin this place. Females love to push their way into obscure male spaces because then they've found an attention niche for themselves.

>>78016292
open bob

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>>78016308

The only reason to hate Chad is purely out of bitter envy - it's pointless. If I had Chad's looks, I'd be pumping and dumping Staceys 24/7 too. At the end of the day, Chad can still at least have the capacity to be my comrade and recognize how vapid and empty women are. I've met Chads who completely understand female nature and use their looks to fuck Staceys and then dump them like the garbage they are - it's a beautiful thing.
In my eyes, Staceys are the enemy. Chads are usually dirt bags, but they are still men and SOME have the capacity to empathize with us. Staceys can NEVER empathize with men. It's literally impossible for a woman to feel empathy for sub-8 males.

>>78016265

>>39488726
>>39488726
>>39488726

lets see how r9k responds to it

try that again
>>>/r9k/39488726
>>>/r9k/39488726
>>>/r9k/39488726

>>78016367
nice one mate

need to >>>/r9k/39488726 it

>>78016373
didn't realise how active the board was

my mum is a great woman

>>78016409
love my mum

absolutely dire board to think I used it a bit in 2011

(wasn't for very long though)

>>78016437
If I'm ever feeling down I always head straight to /r9k/. it makes me feel better every time

>>78016437
it's occasionally amusing, seems quite satirical a lot of the time, based mrfuckface is an /r9k/ celeb though

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whats wrong with t20

>>78016460
has no place here

>>78016460
to intelligent for /cric/ brainlets too comprehend

>>78016460
the 20 part

>>78016460
it's a bit shit

I enjoy both Test and T20

AMA

No, it's me, Sean

>>78016460
cute

>>78016495
can a fox breed with a dog

>>78016498
real pringles hours who tf up

>>78016503
foxes are dogs

>>>/r9k/39488968

>>78016503
If they could, their offspring would be infertile. And that offspring is boreDI

But independently they both have their own strengths and appeals.

>>78016510
can a pet dog breed with a fox

>>78016524
foxes are pet dogs

>>78016300
but you get those posters on r9k too, there's just way to enforce it
it's also great for a few laughs

>>78016517
so thats a yes?

>>78016535
u wot m8
not sure thats true

can a man breed with a fox

this ones got them on the ropes lads

>>>/r9k/39488909

>>78016574
ask /r9k/

just post your number here i'll add you to the /cric/ whatsapp group lads

>>78016612
+358 4178782

How about a day/night test on a cruise ship?

>>78016612
+64 226806179

>>78016612
Won't

>>78016633
not seeing how this would enrich cricket

dont remember too many deciding test matches at lords, swear to god if it rains

going to put in an early tip of a brathwaite century in the best indies first innings

>>78016724
>live in a country known for constant rain
>complain about rain

>>78016612
5511989366874

>>78016772
yeah tipping a hope-kragg show again

>>78016774
this is very late in the year for a test match, worrying. it will probably fucking rain

>>78017012
tell me about the famous brown nibblers of Kazakhstan

>>78016456
>based mrfuckface is an /r9k/ celeb though

there's nothing wrong with frequenting it. I don't tripfag there

>>78017214
I agree 2bh, no worse than any other board really and it has some good bants, chad thundercock is a high quality meme

>>78017151
yeah sure theres marlon byrd, shashank manohar, carlos nuzman, kulkarni bhakti, karunaratne

some very famous names in there

>Tipping Kohli to equal ponting's 30 ODI centuries in today's match.

business idea: shitpost in the association cricket lounge Facebook group until somebody hires you as a cricket comm

can't see that working

>>78017332
Taking that - it's a rare 'un.

lads can I get screenshots of the /cric/ whatsapp group to prove it's not bullshit

>>78018093
mean!

>>78018142
It doesn't exist and was only semi-serious, don't even really know how to make group

Is the balding amirfag replying to himself a new meme or is he just trying to digup threadcunts gimmick and claim it as his own? I also note he is stealing a couple of daniels gimmicks (>LE FUGG LE PYJAMA, discussing alternative music)

>>78018535
It's just a redditor stealing Zachy's narrative

>>78018535
Brainlet. Mrfuckface copy and pasted my post on to Reddit. And would never parrot Daniel's memes

Smith noted he is "useless at reading wickets"

>>78018399
>don't even really know how to make group

brainlet

>>78018688
it's the adding foreign numbers thing, don't know how to add people unless they're already named contacts

>>78018721
ah yeah I was just shitposting that does seem p tricky. 2bh I don't even know that

any braniacs that can help?

>>78018760
Whereabouts in England you live

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Would love to see the IPL become a 9 month event (Mar-Oct) so that it eclipses spicswing.

hmm remember /r9k/ being "how do I get girls to like me" and not "fuck whore sluts they don't deserve my penis give me a submissive japanese gf"

>>78018805
according to his reddit history, Bedordshire.
"What the fuck my county is on reddit"
post he replied to you could find it there somewhere
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/6qnuej/bedfordshire_police_continue_to_push_the_going_to/

discovered that I am Norse lads

If the IPL TV rights go up by trips (the sponsorship went up by 450%) and they increase the salary cap by the same margin, international cricket is doomed.

It would raise the standard of T20i can't see why that would be a problem

don't care

>>78018927
it was a comfier time back then

>>78018945
u fuggin creep

wonder if there is a MrsFuckFace but doubt it

love Australia
love the USA
hate the pUKe

>implying I don't have to beat women away with a stick to protect my seed

>>78018927
/r9k/ is a normie general

Bedfordshire is a fuckijg shithole, poor lad

>love the USA

wasted trips

literally don't give a fuck about the woman meme lads
never felt any kind of romantic attraction to any one of them for 4 years now
just don't care

>>78019272
t.gaylad

>>78019272
I say this but really I do care
just don't know how to meet women

>>78019272
what about the lass you waited outside the gate for?

if t20 is brainletbash and test cricket is braniacblock what is ODI?

>>78019315
I've met plenty over this period but I don't really care for any of them that's the thing
last girl I was attracted to was some girl from bosnia and even if she came up to me now begging me to go out with her I probably wouldn't say yes
I have literally transcended base, physical desire

>>78019344
not gatecunt

>>78019315
through work m8

Chelmsford (/ˈtʃɛlmzfərd/)[2] is the principal settlement of the City of Chelmsford and the county town of Essex, in the East of England. It is located in the London commuter belt, approximately 32 miles (51 km) northeast of the notional centre of London at Charing Cross and approximately 22 miles (35 km) from Colchester. The urban area of the city has a population of approximately 120,000,[1] whilst the district has a population of 168,310.[3][4]

The main conurbation of Chelmsford incorporates all or part of the former parishes of Broomfield, Great Baddow, Galleywood, Writtle, Moulsham, Widford and Springfield, including Springfield Barnes, now known as Chelmer Village.

The communities of Chelmsford, Massachusetts, Chelmsford, Ontario, and Chelmsford, New Brunswick, are named after the city.

Chelmsford's population consists of a large number of City and Docklands commuters, attracted by the 30–35 minute journey into Central London via the Great Eastern Main Line railway. The same journey takes approximately 60 minutes by road via the A12.

On 14 March 2012, Lord President of the Privy Council and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg announced[5] that Chelmsford, along with Perth, Scotland and St Asaph, Wales, was to be granted city status. The Letters Patent officially granting city status to Chelmsford from The Queen were received on 6 June 2012.[6]

The demonym for a Chelmsford resident is "Chelmsfordian".

>>78019374
don't shit where you eat

>>78019359
are you for real? how old are you?

>>78019315
join a club or gym innit or maybe through uni

got a thing for vietnamese and turkmen girls atm lads

>>78019427
23 lad

>>78019272
fucking love ejaculating inside vagina if I'm honest almost as much as I love mo asif and Simon harmer

>>78019468
employment status?

>>78019428
a turkish girl bullied me in lower school so im ambivalent

>>78019468
thought you'd be older. so you haven't been romantically attracted since you were 19 that's wack. should have your T levels checked

>>78019490
employed

>>78019489
literally the worst part of a relationship

honestly can't tell who this pom is who keeps harmer and asifposting. that's if it even is one fag and not more of them

>>78019547
turkmen=/=turkish

turkmenistan is an ex-USSR country. the people are basically Iranians who speak Russian and aren't nearly as allahu ackbar

>>78019595
my bet: zachy

>>78019222
>love Australia
>love the USA
>hate the pUKe
that goes without saying for the modern """""Australian"""""

>>78019673
erm not really lots of us still have a healthy dislike for both xx

>>78019608
was my bet too but he wouldn't cheat on amir

Simon harmer is a fucking bazooka

>>78019730
he loves pakistani shitters more than life itself

>>78019575
bit gay

>>78019748
hello brainlet

https://www.reddit.com/user/juveguy
which one of you lads is this

https://www.reddit.com/r/lizardbet/comments/5c7dyi/just_had_sex_ama/
can't be daniel

4chan pass is definitley one of my best ever purchases

>>78020026
[2]

>>78019926
why would it be someone at /cric/ necessarily

>>78020062
how do i get that icon up lad? i cant find it