/f1/ - Formula 1 quali thread - RESTART IN 10 MINUTES edition

Ric btfo

Finally.

>5th qualy thread

>>77992532
>inb4 another shit driver crashes

BLACK PEOPLE

>>77992532

>these shit OP's

Jackies still operator-tier with the ladies.

By the time quali finishes we could've had two fucking races.

#4 with no laps

RAIN IN 5

>tfw waited 2 and a half hours just to see HAM BOT VET RAI VER RIC again

>>77992562
damn im looking the name of tis webcomic for years.
i really enjoyed it, then i lost it all

>>77992566
Fucking kek.

stream??

>>77992532
Dubs and heavy rain in 5 minutes.

more rain pls

dubs and another red flag for 3 hours

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>>77992573
Delet

>>77992587
More of a trickle now

>>77992557
its just THAT good

>>77992564
I'm not in it from Auckland. I try to spend as little time There as possible.
It's just one of 2 cities websites and shit use as the default NZ city. Either Auckland or Wellington.

>>77992599
UNDO THIS

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>>77992562
Whomp Comic by Ronnie Filyaw

>>77992599

inb4 Stroll drops it and it's Red Flagged

>>77992599
keke

>>77992599
fup off

Major update lads.

Game4grenfell is currently 1-1, good crowd turnout. Minimum text donation £3.

Masoods getting a new lazyboy suite by the looks of it.

Thought youd all like to know.

If they start on inters Charlie should be shot.

>>77992610
what were they playing? FIFA?

>did you just assume my weather?

Since OP is a fag:
AceStream

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>>77992621
was meant as a reply to this post

>>77992582

I'm already drunk ffs

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>>77992599
no

>>77992624
ya fuppin baxtard

>>77992449
>Fuck this, I'm going to bed

>sits through 2+ hours of waiting
>goes to bed
>6 minutes later qualy announced to resume

B T F O
T
F
O

>>77992599
delet post

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>>77992582
Whomp

>>77992643
rip that guy

>>77992599
someone save us with trips

>>77992582
Whoomp or something iirc

>>77992636
>>1080p 6000kbps
>9144c7a95e6ac0d2161785841b2b6bd3f2dd6c20
this stuff keeps buffering, very slow

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>>77992582
https://www.whompcomic.com/

>>77992633
It looked like trials.

I'm sleeping

QT ALERT

trip and red flag

THROW YOUR SUPPORT

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

KIMI

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First for making mommies actual mommies.

Gay qualifying, gay weather, patrician pink

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>not using inters

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>>77992636

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GYPSIES

>>77992651
It's ok to me. Try to increase your buffer time.

>>77992599
DELET

>>77992672
V I E T
I
E
T
N A M
A
M

>>77992672
R A R E
A
R
E

>there are genuinely some people in this thread right now who weren't here for the 2011 Canadian Grand Prix race threads

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>>77992658

>be Verstappen
>park car at end of pitlane 3 minutes before qualy restarts
>wonders why his engine will blow up tomorrow

bit of a snarl up at the pitlane exit

>camera showing albanians
Why.

race tomorrow will be delayed for two hours if numbers

>>77992672
Are you unironically still gommies? :DDDD

>>77992672
goooooood morning

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>>77992687
DELET

Watch Weh cause an accident in the pit lane. Dopy cunt

>>77992696
more gook morning amirite

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Have it on good word that there will be light drizzle in a few minutes

>>77992625
let me know when Mou goes on

>Go take a shit
>Qualy restarts
Call me if you need me again /f1/, I am willing to take shits for you

>quali-session longer than race
>tv-channels forced to broadcast everything
LIBERTY IS JUST TOO DAMN SMART, BERNIE BTFO

wehrlein will kill kvyat

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I love the way wet tyres look.

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ITS HAPPENING LADS

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>>77992708

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>THE AUTIST DOES IT AGAIN

>>77992599
Kys Ivan

Dubs and all digits from Russian posters are made invalid, including post >>77992599

red flag before the end of Q1
quali to restart at 18:50 local time

>>77992701
wtf I love France now

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>>77992719
me too, looks like little buggies

>>77992696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9SXtEWlxc

I hope lewis could take the time to write another beautiful poem

>Helmet Marko was telling Dan he didn't want to be at the front, rather in the middle
>Max starting right at the front
Something suss is going on at Red Bull.

>>77992722
>it actually happened

Well fuck me.

guys ive heard it will rain in 5 minutes and the session will be cancelled due to droplets on the track

>>77992671
This is my fetish

2 hours already

I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN

THEYRE GONNA SWITCH TO DRY TYRES IN Q3

WELL NEVER SEE A WET QUALI AGAIN

RIP

>>77992726
LOL SO RANDUM

STREAM?

>>77992732
I'm still waiting for that rap album to drop.

>>77992755

THICC

>>77992754
9144c7a95e6ac0d2161785841b2b6bd3f2dd6c20

>38:30 lap time
Kek

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great time

>>77992747
more like
>someone switches to inters/slicks too early
>crashes car, red flag, everyone goes gome.

>>77992735
Actually is better to be towards the back and let the other cars clean the track

Just woke up, when's qualy on?
Also is Grosjean banned yet?

>>77992754
Yes, there's lots of rivers on the circuit because of the standing water

>16:40
>2 hours 40 minutes late
Charlie you nobhead.

Inb4 someone bins it again and another red flag

>>77992755
beautiful

>>77992754
No m8, track's dry now.

>tfw not sure if spray or max blowing his engine again

>>77992761
based toothpaste

>>77992776
kek

>it's better than before
>"WOAH HE SAID IT'S WETTER"
crofty may just be the most untalented commentator in history

Those huge rooster tails

>>77992789
>johnathan legard

AMD AMX

went for a walk and just got back, what did i miss?

RAIN IN 5IVE

>>77992752
Should have ended it at around the 4 second mark. You'd end up with a decent loop.

>>77992771
großer johann ist tot

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>>77992782
>this SON OF A SOPA jinxing it

>>77992789
He is an insufferable shitcunt

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WEATHER TO GET WORSE

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> OCO 38.28.807

wew

>>77992789
Nah mate, that was an inside joke from dinner with Martin last night

>>77992782

>it's Hamilton
>session cancelled
>the FIAMG allow Mercedes to rebuild the car for Sunday morning dry qualy
>MWL

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rising

>GIMI SLOWER THAN A FORESKINDIA
>WEATHER SHOULD GET WORSE
FARCEMULA ONE EVERYBODY

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>>77992809
das ist gut

>>77992789
Leigh Diffey, who thanks to providence is now inflicted on the Yanks, but used to commentate on the V8 Supercars, was streets ahead of Crofty when it comes to shitcuntery

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STILL

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STILL I RISE

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>IT'S ANOTHER HAMWINSLOL EPISODE

>>77992794

Do you have a PROBLEM with Legard?

>gimi out in first phase

I hear the cars whistle now. That's.... interesting.

STROLL'D

>>77992840
oooooooh i dont have a problem there with him

BLACC THICC TYRES BEST TYRES

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>>77992838
>

>quali delayed by so much that it's now inters conditions

$tro££

>Max to inters
The absolute madman is gonna bin it

Doubles and red flag

how many grid penalties did McLaren get this weekend?

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the city of gimi
>captcha: pic related

Who's going to be caught napping when they switch to inters?

S T R O L L B O Y S

>>77992848

Theyre wewing. Never seen monza like this.

VETTEE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>ricky slower than sopa de macaco
EXPOSED M8

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At what race of this season do you start to hate Perez.

3k 1080p dead for anyone else?

>ricc getting exposed this hard
Its webber all over again

Red Flag in 3 laps

Vettee on inters

Inb4 alonso on super soft

>ocon 5th
OUR FROGBOY IS DOING IT

ALO inter
Dis gonna be good

blood for the bloodgod

I N T E R S
N
T
E
R
S

>>77992848

I noticed that too.
Reminds me of when Audi tested the R18 there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKIc1BcWDlM&t=11

>>77992887
Concentrate on driving, Daniil

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*crashes*

RAIN IN 0 MINS

Now rain pls

>>77992887
>Pushing hard in Qualifying 1 in wet weather
For what purpose? Ricciardo does his talking on Sundays.

Went and bought some beer and salmiakki lads. I don't think my blood pressure is going to like this combo. But fuck you world!

ODDS ON NANDO GETTING INTO Q2?

Alonso to win Q1 again

>the first chicane
KEK
slow and steady

Its another red flag until its dry enough for inters episode. Why do they even have wet tires?

>*unzips light tires*

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>>77992858

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>JOE LEE AND PALMER

>>77992900
or not
STROLL, BABY

>Renault won't supply engines to McLaren next year
>Alonso decides to go out on super softs and kill himself

Rain in my last digit

>>77992917
I fucking love salmiakki. Actually shit I may have some on in the cupboard

Q2 on slicks yes or no?

that honda sounds fucking cool in a straight line

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INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER INTER

>>77992938
Right at the start of Q2. I'm ok with this

>>77992947
q3

>>77992936

Me acabo de mear de la putísima risa con esto.

do you have to keep those inter/wet tires warm with a blanket?

*strolls into Q2*

doubles and ham crashes hard in Q2

stoffel what the fuck are you doing

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>these whistling noises

GIMI :DDDD

heli kino

Gimi on fire

ALO +5

RUST

>>77992965
>red flag in q2

yes

>>77992960
Gracias my fellow Marca user

>worst engine
>struggle for traction

JUST

ALONSLOW

>+9.610
EMBARRASSING

>+5
oh

what the FUCK

>>77992944
I love it too. Literally can't stop eating it. Nice.

Gimi :DDDDD

>flames coming off the wheel
>let's put the tyre on anyway, should be ok

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>>77992974

>vettee

>FIA IN CHARGE OF TYRE COMPOUND GRAPHICS

Wait no new brakes for gimi?

Ferrari what the FUCK

KIMI

>lellari

hahahaha what a disgrace

>>77993001
ah its fine no worries

RAIN IN NOW

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The madman

gimi his brake is still on fire :D:DDDD

>ARRIVABENE, I'M BURNING UP

>Ericsson outside of 107% rule

how shit can you be

IS it raining tomorrow?

Ferrari bamboozled by some ductape

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ferrari destorying KIMI

o fug de tires are on fire :DDDDDD

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MAD

>>77993010

>implying it's not to cover up their stupidity of delaying the session until wets weren't even needed

>>77993029
PASCSHIT OUT QULIFIED AGAIN
WHAT NOT NIGGERS

>Joe Lee & Palmer

If it starts raining and they can't do Q2 and Q3, will they just run the race in their Q1 order?

>>77993042
JUST

>PALMLEL

>>77993045
Actually that sounds about dead right

>ah dammit

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>his face after gimi's lap

>palmer back to being shit
f

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out in Q1, wat da fug :DD

>>77993053
Yes

>set tyre on fire
>it dries the track just before your car

GENIUS

>>77993033

To be fair, if you're going to be bamboozled by tape, then duct tape is a very high tier tape to fall victim too.

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RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN

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>>77993028

>>77993053
>implying moto gp

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>>77993029
>107% rule
wait what happened?

Damnit Magnussen :/

>>77993028
>Arrivabene
More like ArrivaPENE amirite :D:DD

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>>77993076

>>77993029
It doesn't apply when it rains

>>77993081
nothing, he just didn't set a hot lap until the end of q1

>Eric's son

>heavy rain, time for some chaos.
>order is pretty much the same

fucking hell

>>77993028
FOR YOU

107% Rule doesn't apply in wet conditions I think

>>77993089

N E W
E
W

It's Arrivabenis, m8.

the ferrari enginne sounds like a supercharged engine from the 30's

>fastnigger out
christ even son of eric is better

that sexy turbo spooldown sound

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more like Kimi pls no Rainkonnen :DDD

the city of suck my balls man

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>>77992709
Funny, I have a webm just for that.

>>77993102
Benis :DDD

>>77993101
>>77993093
It almost never really applies anymore if you have decent times in FP as they'll waive it

>>77993097
>heavy rain

Maybe 2 fucking hours ago

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>>77993101
>107% Rule doesn't apply in wet conditions


>tfw Florsch never falls victim to the 107% rule
:DDDDDD

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>>77993102
More like

>Arrivabenin :D

>>77993102
Ah, okay. I have been schooled.

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>hey Pascal, how are you dealing with losing your seat to a Ferrari junior
>pascal: *qualifies last*
RIP

>>77993117
>F1 will never return to Fuji
;_;

>>77993117

Fuji was a 5/5 meme race

>>77993117

That's just heart in mouth sort of driving.

When is Kino on lads?

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>>77993117
>We'll never see proper race conditions like this again

>>77993127
wow i would like to see her take 10 black cocks

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>>77993119

:DDDDDDDDD

>>77993076
according to that radar it's raining on my house
it's not

>>77993135
>>77993136
>that moment when there actually WAS raining in 5 minutes

It was glorious ;_;

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>>77993127
>born 01/12/2000

>>77993143
race 2 tomorrow

RAIN
IS
COMING
AGAIN

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>>77993144

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>>77993158

:^)

>amd amx on full wets

>Verstappen
>full wet tyres

What a pussy

https://pastebin.com/UunETJZt
https://pastebin.com/UunETJZt
https://pastebin.com/UunETJZt

sainz a puci

When is gp3 on?

>Amx on full wets, rest on inters

What did he mean by this

SEETHING TIRES

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>>77993158
>>77993127
>mfw born in '90

>Red Toro Bull Rosso
>full wet

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

>more rain
oh boi

>>77993187
who is this Regie Cam?

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Pot yfw they red flag qualifying immediately after Hamilton gets into P1

>>77992350

an australian /sp/ user regularly got bullied by Ricciardo in high school

Here are some quotes from said aussie /sp/artan:

>mfw i went to school with ricciardo
>mfw he was an absolute cunt
>mfw hes smiles all the time

>Ok guys name anyone you know from school who from school that became a well known sport person.
>Bonus points if they were absolute bastards
>I'll start Daniel Ricciardo.
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Ricciardo
>Absolute bully, arsehole/scumbag and moron when it came to school work. He's from my year got into the sport cause mummy and daddy are rich.

>Yeah he passed [high school], and I wouldn't know stayed away from his group of buddies especially since they were bastards. They fucked up my arm for life so fuck em

"Daniel Ricciardo is an arse? But I like him, he never stops smiling. :)"
>Trust me there is not a nice guy behind that smile.

> I await his firey death, oh well back to study to I don't know actually contribute to society through actual effort. UWA is a kick ass uni at least

>>77993181

http://www.strawpoll.me/13844138
http://www.strawpoll.me/13844138
http://www.strawpoll.me/13844138

>>77993200
ha ha wow old man :DD

STROLL POLL

>>77993158
I actually dated a girl born in 2001 last week
>didn't saw lady di die
>didn't saw 3rd millennium
>didn't saw 5th BR title
>didn't saw 9/11
it's wrong but it feels so right

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>that steam kino
rain is the best

MULTI
TRACK
DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFT

Someone cap that stoffel drift

>>77993225
ok pedo

>>77993215
that guy is enjoying seeing bully get bullied by an autistic 18 year old frog

YELLOW FLAG NOOOOOOOO

>Stoffel 'deja vu' Vandoorne

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>>77993200
>mfw born in '80

>Massa in the rain

>random yellow
kek

Stoffel to Ferrari when??

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>at the TAB
>having a degenerate punt on the trots
>favourite is lucky number 5
>oh boy here we go
>number 5 leads most of the race
>gets pipped at the post
>other horse name
>still I rise

was literally seething

STOFLEL

DEJA VU

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>>77993225
>it's wrong but it feels so right
>feels so tight

DORIFTU

AMD AMX

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DEJA VU

I thought f1 cars were unable to drift?

>Max territory
>not retiring from races

someone webm that

>>77993247
only kids have not seen 4 decades

amx knew

>>77993262

BEAT OF THE RISING SUN

AMX
M
X

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>>77993225
>>MFW a girl I know is pregnant.
>>born in 2003.

>mASSa

>times slower than in q1
wat

WEBM NOW