Kick Off 15:00 BST
Mourinho WILL play at some stage.
Was bored one day and went to Grenfell to see what it was like and that.
Looked like something off a Black Metal album cover desu.
Kensington's a weird place too, you can walk down the most beautiful street you could wish to live on and then the next street is full of wogs with bin bags on their heads.
It's literally empty
>>77991262
Yeah, because rightfully no-one cares.
who is playing? in the absence of any other sport I might watch.
>>77991164
Is wog an acronym for 'worthy oriental gentleman'? Is that 'taking the piss'?
2 questions for a bonus there desu.
>>77991320
wog is a moon cricket m8
not a clue bout the second question
>>77991320
Short for golliwog, used to be a popular kids toy years ago. In fact, I can still remember them being the logo on the marmalade jars when I was a kid.
With the way a lot of the residents have complained about being moved house, you forget that the tower was social housing.
>>77991378
I want a golliwog now.
>>77991320
>>77991368
>>77991378
Wog means med in Australia though
>>77991407
think that's illegal nowadays
>>77991378
my grandma had a wog in her kitchen for years
>>77991427
What is a med?
>>77991489
Mediterranean. A lot of aussies have backgrounds in places like Italy and Croatia.
Grenfell should be left as it is. It looks like modern art.
>>77991026
How come the steel didn't melt?
Why are we doing this
>>77991635
Memes
>>77991635
Abdul needs a new home you bloody racist.
>>77991623
Because we put up our buildings correctly, and don't make them out of aluminium, or as you fucks call it, ALLOOMINUM
>>77991623
I thought you'd know about that, Bush.
>>77991635
To celebrate the death of english people
>>77991635
fucking tories or sumfing innit
>>77991688
>English
>>77991635
BECAUSE THE TORIES DON'T CARE ABOUT FIRE SAFETY AND THE POOR
>>77991700
nobody does, actually
>>77991623
>Grenfell burns for 3 days, 2 months ago
>still standing
>Tower 7, home of Manhattan's physical financial records, burns for 90 minutes
>collapses
Really activates the almonds.
what is this look called?
Mou had gloves in his hand earlier. Is he playing in goal?
>>77991700
Why is the guy whse bought the fridge not getting abuse?
>>77991164
>you can walk down the most beautiful street you could wish to live on
like notting hill area? it's dangerously close to that tower and its "famous" sorroundings
the top places in london are probably chelsea and belgravia, right?
>>77991026
Line up and is there a stream?
>Mourinho turns up under the guise of support for the charity match
>he's actually there to scout Peter Crouch before the Stoke game
4D chess.
>>77991768
flamboyant black intellectual
>>77991788
Kensington is the top place
Average price for a house is £20m
Text GRENFELL to 70007 to donate.
Thank you.
Women's Euro 2017 flashbacks
>>77991780
Because we're not simpletons like yourself?
No where in london is really worth ""living""" in
>>77991887
Nice, I came so many times that tournament
Is there anything he can't do?!
Quintessentially British.
England's brave Mo Farah
>>77991922
female footballers are almost exclusively ugly as fuck
Does Ben Shepard do anything else but play these games? Does he even count as a celeb anymore?
The ref is really fat. Also why is this on Pick
>>77991862
the problem is those affordable* units right next to the mansions
*proudly occupied by a diverse blend of people
>>77991965
Remember when he got sent off?
Kek
Shearer burnt his arm rescuing people from Grenfell #Respect
>>77991822
You just know she's into HJ a lot. Hands never lie
>>77991917
top london locations vs. surrey/berkshire?
Where can I find stream?
>>77991965
Tipping Point is game show kino m8
Still a better defensive shape than Arsenal.
>>77991871
sent;)
Am i allowed to be edgy in this thread?
>>77991378
Had a kid from Montserrat called Anderson move into my class during primary school and that was the main thing he would flip out and go emotional about if you called him. He was also huge and clearly had some underlying mental trauma, his Mum would belt him for petty things aswell
>>77991768
Gaynigger from outer space
>>77992028
Far too dependent on luck. It's a level below the Chase, and both are below Only Connect
Reminder that David James is a self proclaimed psychopath.
>I rate DJ Spoony
>>77991695
Fuck youre slow.
Unbelievable Jeff
>>77992066
>Only Connect
Show for autistics, and I'm not even that much of a brainlet.
Why is Jamie Redknapp playing like he's Harry Redknapp
Three ex-pompey players today, so proud
sad for all the muzzies who lost their lives
not
Refball
Just get Mou on.
>>77992112
>and I'm not even that much of a brainlet.
t. massive brainlet
Only Connect is great, since even having good general knowledge isn't enough.
>>77992075
he's full of shit
Shouldn't have ex pro goaltenders
>>77991768
the Ian Dury ripoff
inb4 Farah gets busted for PEDs
Somebody post a screenshot of the ground, I want to see how empty it is.
>>77992249
It's filled up. There's about 14k there.
>>77991026
Why the fuck would anyone give money to them?
I'll donate a grand if somebody snaps Jack Whitehall's leg
who is this fucking idiot doing co-commentary?
>not making the grenfell residents play
>not giving the superior accommodation to the winners
Wasted opportunity.
>moyurs
>>77992336
Matt Lucas. The bald guy from Little Britain.
>>77992336
Matt Lucas. He starred In Little Britain, but he's very modest about it.
>>77992336
Matt Lucas. They're giving him stuff to do before he dies of HIV (open secret in TV)
How many people declined before they thought to call Tamer Hassan
David Walliams would have been a better choice
>>77992410
Hopefully it's by halftime, fuck me he's annoying.
>>77991623
fridge fuel can't melt steel beams
>>77992421
You mugging him off?
>>77992336
Matt Lucas, star of hit UK comedy 'Little Britain'
>>77992421
>Hassan gets the call
>you're playing
>he puts down the phone, a smug smile on his face
>turns to his wife
>"looks like paying that woman to record Amir Khan masturbating wasn't such a waste of time after all"
what fraction of paul merson's lifetime gambling losses/the value of mou's watch collection will this match make for charity? I think 5%.
why do those poorfags need all that money for anyway? they'd be happy with a nandos black card, lifetime SKY subscription and a big telly.
Out of curiosity is Soccer Saturday giving updates from this? Would be amusing.
This is a better game
Damian Lewis don't give up the day job buddy!
>>77991768
I like it up le arse
>>77992563
>legends
>bojan djordic
You what
>>77992563
>der gouw
>>77992592
He was a CM4 legend
This commentary is so awkward.
>putting professional keepers in goal for charity matches
Having a football match to celebrate hundreds of immigrants burning to death is a brilliant idea, whoever thought of this well done that fellow.
>>77992647
Mourinho's in goal next half
>firefighters coming on
We need them more than ever. This game is a bigger tragedy than grenfell.
>>77992695
>Muslims die
>tragedy
Lmfao
will we see a goal celebration where someone rolls around on the ground as if on fire and someone sprays them with a water bottle?
Why isn't JK Rowling playing?
>>77992753
fucking kek
>>77992753
Hopefully, prefee to see Ian Wright legitimately set on fire
>>77992753
Based nips
>the state of Jon Snow
Will you love me now khaleesi
Jack Whitehall has decent movement surprisingly
>not allowing Kensington council members to play so they can raise some money to have their offices refurbished after their building was stormed by an angry mob
Who are all the players? I can't find a complete list anywhere online.
Half time slags?
inb4 Mou comes on in the second half and the team goes into a perfect defensive block
Ian wright is surely a mincer
Why is watching celebs of various degrees of fame playing shitty football so fun?
Based Jorah
>>77992563
This only serves as a reminder that we're getting closer and closer to the point where Ashley Young, Anderson and Fellaini are considered United Legends
>>77992901
>>77992904
And shatters ollies ankles.
Dunno why Wright gets so much hate, he seems like a decent chap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omPdemwaNzQ
>>77992909
Hes a landwhale hound.
>>77992901
Ofc, it's for charity like
>>77992985
He was an absolute dickhead as a player that accused keepers of racism when he couldn't score past them.
>>77993020
Charity slags are the best slags
Who /cork/ here?
>>77993049
Fuck off langer
>>77993040
No doubt
What a load of shite
We all just wanna mou
>>77993108
If you wanna hear Mous just go to a Newcastle nightclub
>>77992979
Shorts with trainers and no socks is such a god tier look.
>>77993091
She has nice eyes tbqh.
Is there anything Woy cant suck the air out of. He would have come in handy when grenfell burned.
Is there a stream for this?
>>77993161
>>77993091
>>77993020
>Posting the one bird he's shagged in the hope someone says she's hot
>>77993171
Kek
>>77993191
>Being this new
How do you not remember Holly?
>Grenfell is to wogs and pakis what Hillsborough is to Scousers
Oh fuck off with this absolute shite
Crying like fucking pussys get over it
>>77993189
>>77992023
>>77991798
Stream?
Hello?
>still no official death count
How many "unofficial" people were there living there?
Oh do me a favour
No idea who that is, bet it's supposed to be a "celeb" though
Holy shit it's an extended half time
>>77993227
Who
>>77993254
Don't know, sorry lad. It's on Sky 1 if that helps.
>80 people dead
who gives a fuck
$5 says this is just a money laundering scheme
This song has bought Sande a lot of hot dinners
Will terrorists attack the game lads? Then we can have a Game4Game4Grenfell at the next international break.
>>77993347
>knowing singing wog number 6374748s name
>>77993298
Just means more slags. For charity.
>>77993376
...they said it before she started singing
Fucking hell its not over.
Pro Tip to Sky if you're reading this: Adam Hill is virtually the last person in the world that could convince me to part with my money.
>>77993268
Thats been the elephant in the room from the get go. Its fucking impressive how much the media manage to skirt around it.
Cucked, but impressive.
Wasn't this supposed to be a football match?
>another song
FUCK
OFF
What the absolute fuck is this
Note how none of these "celebs" singing right now to invited to the Manchester concert
>>77993392
Mate the tv was muted the second I saw a wog hovering near a microphone
>>77993385
I actually regret mentioning half time slags because of the ones you're posting, stop.
How much do you think Rita Ora has personally donated to the grenfell victims? She's doing this and is also doing a song for the American hurricane. She has a new album out next month, the first one in 5 years. I'm sure it's just a coincidence though.
>>77993385
the absolute state of ireland
Based Jorah.
Get on with the fucking game you cunts, you've got absolutely no chance of getting £3 from me
>still no Mou
>>77992909
he fathered his first child when he was 7 years old. he is as straight as they come.
>This game started 20 years ago
>>77993385
Typical presentation school knacker.
>>77993694
I thought he was 7 years old now.
David Semen hahahaha.
Get on with it you cunts.
Someone DM me when Mou gets on
>Serge had the choice of signing professional terms with Leicester or becoming a rockstar
I hope he's got a tiny pecker
I'm not donating squat to burned Muslims
The co commentator is a fucking mug, I'd love to stamp on his skull
Tinie Tempah more like Tiny Member lmao.
>>77993884
Go back to /pol/ you racist moron.
>it's an autistic ref episode
>tfw a charity match has better goals than our actual match yesterday did
Shitty wall
>>77993921
You don't belong here, off to Reddit you go
>>77993921
>Caring about Grenfell
kek.
>watching this boring tripe instead of real football matches
>>77993884
trying too hard, lad
>>77993990
>r/unitedkingdom
what's the score lads
please tell me someone has halfed russell howard
>>77994048
> not being racist means your from /pol/
Hmm yeah ok
>Gay
I wish Iain Glen was my uncle.
>>77994093
Is your sister into blacks or something? Sounds like it
>>77994013
>algeria crash BBC pidgin report on why dey don no win
>>77994130
Wouldn't care if she was
>>>/pol/
>>77994013
TeamShearer could probably beat Zambia.
>>77994177
KEK
U
C
K
Where the FUCK is mouyes
Watch out collymores about
>Russell Howard
Someone fucking deck him.
I wanna see Howard get fucking munched.
>>77994226
Don't think you know what a cuckold is
>>77994188
I'm not too sure, they DO have a Toaster after all
>>77994273
>implying Mouyes would waste his time with this
>>77994380
I don't think anyone on this site knows what one is
>>77992402
D'aww
Finally!
Eye gouge incoming.
M O U Y E S
O
U
Y
E
S
>>77994428
>Y O U
>O
>U
BASED.
YOU ALL FAGGOTS DON't KNOW ABOUT MY BUS
>>77994484
M E
E
>>77994428
mou looking good in those skintight threads. is that the arm of the chair or his dick?
Ben Shepherd is legit a fucking psycho. Didn't he get like a red card or something in the last Soccer Aid?
Stop bullying my teams manager
>booked for timewasting
>team leading 2-1
What did mourinho mean by this?
Why is this a thing? Haven't the people who lived there already had a shitload of money and new houses thrown at them?
>>77994529
It is what you want it to be.
>time wasting in a charity match
This is why he's the GOAT.
>Howard
>>77994604
yeah it makes much more sense to timewaste hen you're behind
Just had a nice little wank whilst watching this game.
>sunglasses
nice
>>77994619
sir les just wanted to be able to land his helicopter next to the ruins, strut around kensington and get his dick sucked.
The absolute state of Cocker.
>>77991788
Knightsbridge or Mayfair mate. Pay attention
Cocker finally gets to do what common people do.
>inb4 jarvis cocker scores a 45 yard screamer into the top corner
Mourinhos in goal wtf I thought he'd be up front
>>77994745
That joke doesn't really work. He was the common person.
Who the fuck is dave
>co-comm casually jokes about burglary
Refball
>>77994792
>Mou
RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY
>mourinho unironically upset
Cocker cocked up
Mouyes playing the panto villian perfectly
>>77994767
>mourinho in front
>not closest to the goal so he is vital in parking the bus
if he could and teams didn't swap sides, he'd spend the first half building a brick wall in it
Quality ball from Murs that desu
>>77994807
>duff
>>77994807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs&list=PLscgnjtOwD__LbRPktjZoC_oRa9mv9f2E
Heres the guy who set the fridge on fire
Are these guys British nationals?
I hope Mou decks one of them tbqh.
I am so fucking glad I left London.
Just put a cheeky tenner on happy merchant heading the winner.
Given doesn't give a fuck about muh tower. He wants a job.
>having pro keepers for a charity game
What's the fucking point? Complete killjoys
Merse is playing really well outside of being old and fat
TACTICS TIM SPOTTED
Imagine the panic you must feel as you're bursting down the wing, only to find Jarvis Cocker marking you.
>>77995162
He'd be England's best player if he was playing today. He was good back in the day.
Oh fuck, I didn't know Dick Winters was playing.
We're gonna be robbed of a penalty shoot out aren't we.
>>77995246
yes
PENOS PENOS
how many will Jose save?
Why is Mourinho so fucking based
>i no speak fohus on de penalties
Based. Consummate professional.
Based Mou.
Matt Lucas! I spent the last 20 mins of the game trying to find a mention who the thrush was... if I'd have found it quicker I'd have pledged 10 texts if they shut him up for the rest of the game! #IrritatingCunt
Mind games incoming.
Mous gonna save every peno taken by the tower survivors isnt he.
>All Star starts playing
What the fuck is going on there.
>pitch invasion
Fucking disgraceful, get the police horses on there.
Fucking casuals don't know we've got a penalty shoot out to come.
>ABBA
fuck's sake
Bloody hell did they re-home this cunt at the local buffet?
HAHA time for Bendulys
FUCK'S SAKE MOU
>having to explain ABBA to Jose
Good pen desu
*saves your penalty*
Did I just see Lee Mack?
>>77995747
He played left back first half
>>77995722
> The paki is whiter than him
>>77995776
Ah.
>>77995528
stan bowles to be led out and score past mou to win the game.
Who the fuck is that shaggy haired faggot in goal?
Another Kasabian?
>No gloves
The absolute madman
>>77995837
Calm down mate.
Mourinho is genuinely crushed.
>>77995867
Did I ask you to speak to me you limp wristed bellsniff?
>>77995893
No sextuple this season.
>the fucking state of these "people"
*dabs*
>londoners
Based big Mouyes working the marks
Ultras gritting their teeth in disgust as this 'pitch invasion'.
How pleased were the likes of the BBC when this fire happened? It gave them such a great opportunity to ignore the bombing from a month before and give massive amounts of sympathy to the non-whites of Grenfell (who are of course the real victims). The entirety of London deserves to be burnt to the ground desu.
>>77996118
shut up you loser
>>77996118
seeing mou in goal for a penalty shootout was 100% worth the grenfell fire desu
>>77996118
I'm sad that you didn't burn along with the poor cunts.
>>77996118
the rest of this country outside of london (minus a couple of places like cambridge, oxford, the affluent areas of manchester) is a fucking dump, its like stepping back to a third world country, everywhere is depressing as fuck
>>77996256
>>77996196
Good grief. Why is there so much hate in your dark hearts?
EAMO SIT IN YOUR CHAIR PROPERLY
>>77996312
You know what will fix that? More niggers, more (((diversity))) and more (((progress))). As far as you're concerned it's clearly made London a non-shithole so why won't that work everywhere else? I hope the irony isn't lost on the cucks, who think the entire "thing" collapsing and burning is impossible, isn't lost on them when they, their hashtags and their rainbow flags are used as kindling.
>>77996763
#Triggered
good game desu
how do i donate to victims?
>>77996118
when did it go wrong with the bbc? i remember it being pretty loved by all britbongs in the 90s