AFLW State of Origin Game

>Holmes on commentary
Pleb slut

All a bunch of muffdivers. My dad knows one of the Melbourne girls and she said only 3 players on the list were straight.

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>>77987423
Noice. I'll watch for a bit I reckon.

>>77987458
yeah I believe that. Read some shit a while ago that a girl said lesbian culture ruined her sport and her life, might have been US basketball.

>all this virtue signalling bullshit
sad.

these 2 sluts are standing really close together too

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SEASON ENDING PREGNANCY

I can't support this nonsense and neither should you guys.

holy shit did you the gut on her? how is she a professional athlete?

>>77987552
I'm just here to laugh at these dykes while watching serious sport and societ circling the gurgler

THICC
H
I
C
C

>>77987561
BIG GIRL PORKINS
she'll just sit in the goal square and rag doll the other non-morbidly obese sluts

>>77987570
That was my strategy in U13s

>>77987580
you coulda been somebody lad

>>77987593
At one point I was two sombodys

>state of origin
>one state vs everyone else

hmm

hearing this coaches address hurts me physically, zero passion.

WHy was there no advertising for this game

>now let's make her-story

jesus fucking christ

>>77987678
surely they didnt say that?

>>77987458
>he thinks there are three players on any afl list who are straight
Lmao, footy trips are just one massive gay orgy

>>77987690
It was on the vic banner

There was also something about a ceiling, but I didn't get all of it.

>Enormous buildup
>Empowering montages and talking pieces
>After the first bounce it'll devolve into u10's soccer

If Gil is going to persist with the bye week can he at least chuck some prime-time state league finals on.

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>>77987678
>>77987712
Jesus...

>>77987458
Why is it that there are so many lesbians? I don't get it why is there such a strong link? Is itjust an expression of their more masculine personality traits?
>>77987499
wasn't there an accusation of locker room grooming several months ago? Was it eddie who said that?

Misogynists BTFO

>>77987723

Dermott brereton said it and everyone acted so outraged which just made me think it was true.

>>77987717
WAFL finals getting air time in Perth lad

>>77987723
dunno 2bh, my ex had a step sister who was diddled by her biological father and told her that all lezo's were abused pretty much and they just do masculine shit to try and take their power back (dress and look like shit to not appear attractive, plays manly sports etc.) There are probably a few who loved playing footy with their brothers and are straight but the dyke culture would mean you'd be hated for being straight in the locker room

that daisy 4head girl sounds like shes gonna burst into treats any second

>>77987729
I'm only here to laugh at them and perv on the hot ones.

wish they were mic'd up for some dyke bantz

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>>77987722
>>77987690
It was on both banners kek

>>77987734
Yeah it sounded like one of those things that you wouldn't really make up.

>>77987751
Fuck sake

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>>77987751

would love to give their panties a wiff after the game, could you just imagine the smell

Do they really use a smaller ball because it looks too big for them lol

the combined total score of this game will not exceed 80 points.

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>9 points for a supergoal outside 40m
>40m
so much for equality lmao

Am I delusional if I think I could step right in and dominate this game right now?

fuck me, why does Perkins get a guernsey? She's trash, is the fat girl market need that much pandering?

>5 minutes gone
>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

>male ground umpires

hmmm

I dislike players names on the back of guernseys as it is. But players with nicknames on the back? Ughhhhhh. #AFLWOrigin

IMagine if we had legit state of origin again in the middle of the season, how skitz would it be, like victoria vs. WA, none of that allies shit

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women am I right guys???? haha

>>77987797
no, you would crush. The Olympic women's field hockey team got beaten easily by a boys U15 team during training.

>>77987798
>muh Adelaide premiership player
sad I know.

>Players and coaches have zero passion in their voices as they talk
>Only 16 aside
>Ball is smaller than usual but still clearly too big
>No score yet even with all these modifications to try and make it easier to score.

>>77987816
The players would never take it seriously though, would be cool if they did. Maybe once every few years at the end of the season.

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Tayla Harris 4 lyfe

>>77987816
If it was only one game SA and WA would bitch about who gets to lose every single year

>>77987819
Some ragtag bunch of 15 year old beat the Matildas like 6-0 the other year as well kek

>>77987832
>ywn be the ground

>>77987751
fuck me

& someone please tell me they captured that qt's kick, you could see her knickers for a bit.

>nrl state of origin
>already through several threads by this stage

>afl "state of origin"
>less than 50 posts, barely any talking about the game
Lmao, based nrl wins again

I'm genuinely surprised they play on a full sized ground

>>77987816
>in the middle of the season
would never happen

>>77987828
this would be the most likely of all the unlikely options.

You could always pick teams from those that didn't make the 8 for a laugh, or if you were serious do a weekend State of Origin carnival with multiple shorter games per day and get it done and dusted in 2 days

>>77987832
Does anyone else find Daisy strangely attractive? Her forehead is fucking huge, I know.

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>>77987848
you'll get plenty of chances with her kicking action m8

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>mfw some of these girls go to my Uni

>>77987867
Daisy is a scrag lad, plenty of other hotties to choose from but Tay is mine.

>>77987879
you could be a HAG m8

Allies will win this, get on it while you can.

>>77987889
wouldn't it be HAB

Blackburn is deliciously thick. I would go there.

>>77987888
Yeah. Alison Brown from Carlton was my AFLWfu but she got delisted :(

>>77987901
stop seriousposting

>>77987909
>not going there to show your support
bigot

>>77987871
hnnnnng
just imagine her kicking you in the nads

Enjoying AFLW more than AFL desu

>>77987751
>putting an apostrophe on Vics

go to school

Why isn't it called the Australian Women's Football League?

ahahahaha, love it when the umpires start coaching and commentating the players, funnier with these chix playing. Had a cunt umpiring a game a few weeks ago was yapping the whole time

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>>77987888
claimed Georgia Bevan, though looks a bit woggy

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Ruby Schleicher desu

>>77987959
nah she a cutie good taste lad

gross! Why does it smell like greasy lamb in here?

I wonder what their feet smell and look like after the game is over

>>77987904
yup my bad

Would pay a lot of money to see these girls get BLACKED

that was a pretty lewd camera angle

>>77988000
on that note, where are all the abos?

are the women even capable of kicking a 9 pointer?

>>77987901
fuck off reality check

i only came in this thread for pics

where the fuck are they

>>77988016
doubtful, even when they did reduce is to 40m

>quarter time
time is crawling to a halt, feels like it's been 45 minutes.

trans player when?

whats to stop someone from identifying as a female and playing?

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>mfw I can hear the players voices echo off all the empty seats

>>77988030

>anagrams

>>77988030
stop thinking so highly of yourself it was just an AWFUL joke not you worthy

>>77988030
that's not an anagram spazzo. Let me guess, I fell for the test?

coming back to once again claim Kaitlyn Ashmore

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>>77988037
nothing/

>>77988030
it's an ACRONYM you dingus

>>77988030
>anagram
fucking moron

>tfw no Sam Lane gf

Tayla nooooo :'(

>>77988080
she's a whore lad you are better off without her

>>77988054
>>77988056
>>77988059
>>77988071
>>77988078

>getting tricked

>aflw
>only people in my household who even bother to watch it at all are my dad and I
>mum and sister have no interest
any one else have this experience?

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>>77988030
>anagram
>highbrow

How long before Tayla retires to focus on her boxing career?

>>77988080

>you will never dig out Sam Lane's eyeballs and double team her skull with Dwayne Russell

;_;

>>77988087
>damage control
in b4 still getting tricked

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>>77988100

Woeful
Ordinary
Gauche
Spineless

Obese
Unbecoming
Tiresome

>>77988091
I live alone so no

Thread quality NOTICEABLY lower than most other weekends. Not good signs.

>>77987911
Mate I actually know her and am (Sort of) friends with her I am >>77987879
Anything you'd like to know?

>>77988100
embarrassed for you

Little Big Shots is the worst thing I've seen in a while, that fat Chinese kid annoys the fuck out of me.

>>77988119
beautiful ACROSTIC there lad

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>>77988100

getting bored so watching this instead now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6WBiYdZYU

>>77988097

scared.jpg

>bogan commentator says "if ya don't mind" twice in 10 seconds

aussie footy cliches are disgusting

>>77988147
Fev was such an incredible forward, dumb cunt for throwing his career away

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>77988129
are all your sort of friends profligate failures?

is there a pointless sporting contest that the wog can't completely fuck up a tip of?

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>delivered it onto the chest of tayla harris

Are you even trying rest of australia?

Enchanting
Lovely
Indivisible
Tenacious
Endearing

Amazing
Neat
Delightful

Meaningful
Unique
Superb
Couth
Universal
Lovable
Astonishing
Righteous

Wonderful
Original
Gracious
Sensational

Refined
Unmatched
Nice

/
Awesome
Fantastic
Legendary
/

>>77988204
BASED wogs

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For me, it's Dustin Martin.

>going for goal when you've got tayla harriss free in the square
>"this is the exciting play we've been expecting"

there are what, like 2 girls in the whole country that "dream" of being a footy player?

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>>77988227
For me, it's Amy Perkins

>>77988227

Cannot get over how much she looks like her NAB mini legend. It's fucking uncanny.

classic wog behaviour, see elite original content, blatantly rip it off in a belaboured fashion. Happened to hommous, happened to souvlaki, and now it's happened to me. The irony is sweeter than almond baklava.

lads
LADS

OOOOOHHHHHHHH CRAP YOUR PANTS
CRAP YOUR PANTS

>>77988255
t. buttblasted /aflel/ shitPOOrter getting raped by the unstoppable meteoric rise of muscular wogball

>>77988227
Pretty sure that's Jamie Elliot.

my leftist aunt who works for the ABC unironically believes Trump will be impeached any day now

can't imagine the bubble the people that work there must live in

Daisy Pearce needs a nerf

>>77988286
democrats just pay em to report what they want lad
based fox news will call out the faux news

Kindly Yield Strained Startling Turgid And Vapid Responses Oily Scaffolder

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>>77988320
>based fox news will call out the faux news
>being this cucked

>>77988286
on a scale of 0 to 10, how unemployed are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q954LxEzyY8

>>77988382
holy shit. how will I recover from this crushing argument

>>77988162
carlton would have won a premiership if they didn't tell him to fuck off, they had the team for a few years, but no one could kick goals

>Sam: "so glad you brought it forward by what was it, 3 years?"
>Gil: "I dunno"
lmao he doesn't want to be there at all

lads
LADS
THE FRIDGE IS BROKEN

>an absolute who gives a fuck women's state of origin match draws more IP's and is again only 30ish posts behind /nrlel/ at half time
what a sad state of affairs for those ""people""

>>77988408
I'm not arguing, I'm asking a question, not attacking your beliefs. Perhaps check out that massive fucking chip on your shoulder eh? I'm interested; every /aus/pol thread I see quickly devolves into >tfw no job shit, and I wanted to see if you fit the demographic of young cunts unwilling to put in effort into self improvement and would rather spend every evening blaming every thing and every one else. (Answer: Yes.)

Say what you wanna say
And let the words fall out
Honestly, I wanna see you be brave
With what you want to say
And let the words fall out
Honestly, I wanna see you be brave

>>77988457
just use the spare one in the garage

>>77988467
not as sad as the person who makes these type of posts

>>77988484
shit acrostic lad, possibly elite anagram.

>>77988490
t. absolutely CRUSHED nrlel """fan"""

Is Women's AFL a meme?

Seems like they're pushing muh equality but its not as entertaining as the men's game

>>77988510
It's more entertaining

>>77988501
live in bendigo victoria 3550

have literally not watched more than 5mins of nrl in my life not including highlights on the news

giving a fuck what another thread is doing is sad

>>77988510
It's the same as all other women's sport

>>77988515
absolutely SEETHING

Damn that thrust

>>77988515
mate, my house warming party is dying in the arse, I need you over here stat.

>>77988510
>not as entertaining as the men's game
fucking alert the presses jesus

>>77988536
>house warming
>party
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>77988536
walking distance from strath?

>>77988510
Name 1 (one) sport where the womens is as entertaining as the mens

Are Victorian women elite?

>>77988563
beach volley ball

>>77988563
Australian Rules Football

>>77988563
hockey

>>77988568
regular volleyball too for that matter

those shorts are elite

>>77988510
has potential but I reckon the fields need to be slightly smaller. I only watched 2 or 3 AFLW games last season and they were all low scoring slugfests.

Moving the boundary line 5m inwards and less numbers on the field should be brought in.

>>77988563
horse racing.

>>77988568
ok you got me there

Do lesbians have more "ocker" voices?

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>>77988595
The butch ones try to act more manly to attract other women, so yeah generally.

>>77988515
>bendigo
did you go to the loddon valley fl grand final today lad
>the fucking STATE of bridgewater's hip streak
at least the dees won something

>>77988587
>horse racing.

Kek, remember when Makybe Diva won Australian Sports Women of The Year in the same year that Sally Pearson & Anna Meares won Olympic golds? they were SEEEETHING.

I want to be pegged by number 28 for Victoria.

was that paid? Clearly after the siren

>>77988732
no

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>>77988732

I want to do a number two on the allies number three

>>77987772
misogynist btfo

First time I've watched women's footy, it's worse than I thought

I think this semen slurping league is actually for me

>>77987901
Elite test RC

it's refreshing to see a lower skill level like this, the handballs actually look real and not throws

Bloody fat bitch, why is she even in the game?

I am woman hear me roar

>>77988853
Being a fatty competing against manlet tier defenders is a good strategy

kek, Perkins even got a visible tattoo, she'll be a suicide within the decade.

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>>77988853
she's probably lost my bodyweight in fat since the aflw began and she's still foul

rc btfo... again.

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>>77988887
ouch

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friendly reminder

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>>77988887
DELET THIS

>>77988880
jaysus chroist

>>77988888

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>>77988880
T H I C C

>>77988924
/f1/ with an elite get once again

why do others try to compete?

courage from my qt Harris

>>77988880

A couple good reaction pics in that photo

>>77988880
>women's size football
my sides

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>>77988935
>wet race

fuck yes Tricky Ricky confirmed for P1

>they are just tonight
wish they'd stop stealing our content tßh

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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>he didn't browse early /aflw/ threads
lmaoing at you

It's like womens footy and mens footy have different rules

>>77988995
I think rain is unlikely for tomorrow

>>77989028
It wouldn't be as fun to watch if the rules were the same.

how are the rules different? tackling mainly?

>>77989057
They're not actually different but umps are calling things that wouldn't even get called in the mens

>>77989049
they should at least have the same size ball. That pissed me off for some reason.

>wear freo-esque jumpers
>score less than 20 points and lose by 100

really makes u think

a sweaty post match hug from perkins would be disgusting

Post match scissoring cam please

>>77987901
>113-16
inb4 "b-but it was a t-test"

>>77989077
Allies were wearing GWS like jumpers if anything with that orange shit

>>77989069
nah I'm pretty sure tackling ruled on differently

>>77989082
group shower cam when

I want Perkins to flop her sweaty fat tits on my forehead

>>77989070
women have smaller hands

>>77989101
sounds like roaming brian time

Which girl from each team gets group lesbian bullied in the change rooms

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>fat noticeably hanging out of the jumper

>enjoy each others company
heh

>>77989101
We've had a dick shown by lockeroom cams, surely it should be made even now that women play footy too

>>77989117
the only straight one on either team

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No doubt there's chubby axilla chasers out there.

>>77989137
Tied to a bench and finger fucked by Perkins

>>77989136
there was also that minor outrage when Paul Haselby had a shot of his cock peeking out his shorts mid tackle put on the back page of the newspaper haha

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>>77989145
Is this achievable natty?

>>77989165
It's the power of the Goosey diet

>>77989147
>not packing your BBC strap-on in your gear bag
amateur

>>77989165
i'm already there

>>77989165
Mozzarella Zinger lad. Changed my life.

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>>77989154
jej

>>77989197
that's the one, i was too lazy to google it but I still remembered the exact pose kek

>>77989197
>Telstra Dome

That was a good stadium name. Etihad needs to fuck off

>>77989197
kek
KEK
K E K

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>>77989197
>Graphic: Steve Penn
funny that the end of the penis was cut off.

>>77989031
fucking damn it, wet races are best races

>>77988832
>yfw there is probably more semne slurping in the afl than the womens league

>>77989360
>probably
Reminder that Roy Cazaly was a closet case. Literally took Benuad's cherry, that's why he switched to spin.

>>77989221
i call it Jihad for lols

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>>77989360
>probably

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>>77989476

>>77989360
Look at Fyfe and tell me he's not given a cheeky blowy

>>77989509
>kekistan06
>kekistan10
I am as far removed from /pol/tism as you could possibly get. Believe me. I guarantee it.

>>77988909
In all honesty, respect to the lass for slimming down. She was legitimately disgusting pre-AFLW, now she's large but still potentially attractive to those with larger preferences.

>>77990337
unironically no

>>77990347
t. ahmed

>>77990337
there is objectively no reason to not vote "yes", prove me wrong

daisy pearce is ELITE

>>77990337
yeah it's inevitable, should be focusing on things that actually matter

>>77990549
t. doesn't know what he's talking about

>>77990667
>>77990693
samefag harder

the vote isn't to decide on whether gay people can get married or not, it's to vote on changing to definition of marriage in constitution (illegal by the way) to include gay marriage. Once that happens and the definition has been able to be changed once, it paves the way for all manner of pederasts, paedophiles and polygamists (muzzies) to have their "unions" recognized. By all means vote yes though, just know you are contributing to the breakdown of a society that works.

>>77987871
>>77987924
anons pls, I just finished masturbating

Marriage isn't defined in the constitution.

>>77990706
>it's to vote on changing to definition of marriage in constitution (illegal by the way)
An amendment to the dictionary of the marriage act would be the only thing required to enable homosexuals to marry. For what it's worth, the commonwealth constitution mentions marriage only once, as a head of commonwealth legislative power. It does not define the term, therefore constitutional amendment is not necessary.
>Once that happens and the definition has been able to be changed once, it paves the way for all manner of pederasts, paedophiles and polygamists (muzzies) to have their "unions" recognized.
Thin end of the wedge arguments only work if you have proof of these things happening as consequences, which you don't. In fact in the countries were gay marriage has been recognised by law, none of these things have ever happened. If you knew anything about australian family, property, supperannuation, trusts or probate law, you'd realise that this is, fundamentally, a question of judicial efficiency.

>>77991066
>what is the Marriage Act of 1961
I know you're a retard so I'll help you out here

>"The Act is made pursuant to power granted to the federal parliament under s.51(xxi) of the Australian Constitution."