ManGODS vs the poothers now
poobourne vs pooberra later
irrelevent games tomorrow
Complete rundown on DCE
- love his mum
- hot sisters
- intelligent
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- well spoken
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- good captain
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists, and last but not least
- the refs can't touch him
- plays EXCELLENT football
Going bald lads
>>77987177
Very good OP.
>>77987177
>always kicks the field goal
>never chokes in golden point
This becomes more accurate every week
If Pooly is properly coached they'll be told to come out and destroy the Poothers in order to get crippled Pooboys into the finals
ANOTHER well spoken interview by based elite Dally M Cherry Evens
>>77987197
but that would mean they'd play st merge and give the pooarks an easy game
Manly playing great football
>>77987196
Better than I expected tbqhwy
I dreamed of her again last night lads. When will the pain go away?
>>77987208
Pooarks will be destroyed by GOATcastle
Refs can't touch him
>>77987200
more like Dally Merry Evans
>Origin Game III 2017
>It's 28-28. Golden Point
>NSW kick off
>The kick goes to Ben Hunt, who is playing instead of DCE
>He drops it cold
>He squats on the ground with his hands on his head as the NSW team run up the field
>Crowd is dead silent, you could hear a pin drop
>NSW scrum on the 10 metre line
>The pass goes straight to James Maloney who looks to line up for a field goal
>Suddenly he does a 180 and kicks the ball all the way down the other end of the field
>Commentators speechless
>Cameras pan back to the other side of the field in a panic
>Ball making its way down toward the ground
>The ball is caught by none other than Daly Cherry-Evans
>He's in a NSW jersey
>DCE sprints 90 m up field, stepping every QLD defender one by one on the way
>He gets to the goal and kicks it through the posts
>But catches it before it hits the ground and puts it down between the posts
>He also was playing advantage from a high tackle from Ben Hunt
>DCE gets awarded the NRL's first ever 9 point try, handing NSW the series
>A tear rolls down Johnathon Thurstons left cheek
>Kevin Walters places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>The crowd erupts into a roar, NSW fans cheer and QLD fans shriek
>The noise is so loud that the vibrations of the soundwaves disturb the natural equilibrium of the fabric of space-time
>The observable universe gradually begins to physically vibrate and distort
>Cooper Cronks nose temporarily realigns back to its original state
>The statue of Wally Lewis remorphs into DCE
>Dark matter is released and a black hole is created which collapses in on itself and swallows up the entire stadium, as well as the state of Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef
>At the epicenter of the void where Suncorp Stadium used to be lies a single inanimate object, rotating endlessly in the void
>Its a fan-made sign with a picture of DCE in his Queensland jersey from the 2015 Origin series
>The sign only features four words "It was his turn"
>Nothing beside remains.
Does Lockyer's 355 include his (((super league))) games
>poocastle will win more than 5 times in a year
>>77987256
Sio out Moga in
>>77987256
the 2016 knights team
KEK poothers
we want 38
>>77987256
Wardle is going to England next year, playing Elliot at 14 is fucking retarded, should do a straight swap for Sio, no thanks to Goylan or Blair
Every time I tip poothers they lose
>>77987272
Dunno if he's going anywhere but Sio is shit
You're also missing Connor Watson
>yfw 37 point lead and then DCE kicks a field goal
still a fucking disjointed mess of a team
>be poocastle
>be the worst team in the history of the NRL
>Don't make any signings in that time
>finally go out and sign a mix of shit old cunts and unproven youths on inflated contracts
dis gonna be good boys
I miss Matt, at least his shitposts were creative
Sneed
>>77987330
Did you tell him to watch our sport?
Kek poothers gonna leak at least 40 tonight. This will be revenge for that 14-3 penalty count the other week
Gayke Peen
>not pushing to get 500+ posts
THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS NEWMUNITY
There is still 12 minutes for DCE to fuck up lads
>tfw she doesn't tell you she's on her rag as she pushes your head between her legs
>caring so much about making the 8 when none of these teams will be the slightest challenge to the top 4
>Manly won't get 40
Feels bad man
>can't even score enough points to knock the poothers out of the 8
Absolutely poothetic effort from the womanly shemales
>not holding them to 0
BIFF BIFF BIFF
based shiggs lads
Pooly look gassed lads
>>77987500
He can definitely still win. LaffinGOAT wrapped up the tipping comp with that win as well.
Oi. I was sitting up in this sluts bed up the top of the pub getting my dick sucked when DCE scored that try. I just had dinner and now I am full. She wants to fuck by my gut is full of literal tendies.
YEAH BOI
>>77987521
my aboriginal
>>77987196
pffffft. she is better looking than that you cunt.
>>77987196
Holy moly, I would kms if I lost this girl ice addicted or not.
mick ennis with the bantz
Bulldogs please
I love Lebo people
>ado carr is the dark horse
bit of casual racism there lads
Who will do the viking clap to help give your energy to based raiders
HOOOOOOOOOOO
Having two dinners
This is my last night out for a while until I get on the DSP.
Lol this slut doesn't even know I am mentally fucked cunt. I told her I had a job.
Stop lying on the internet or get off your phone and stick your dick in the slut, no one cares.
I am not lying cunt. Ask me anything. I tell the truth.
Having two (2) rippa deals from Red Rooster for tea lads
I had 200 on the Rooters. I was so about to punch some cunt for most of the game.
This bitch has hardly any ass. I feel ripped off. But to be fair my dick isn't very big so we're equal.
Holy Fuck Lads
>>77987718
This slut I am with looks like Vonnie but without the curves
It feels weird fucking a slut without paying for it. It also feels weird that she doesn't have an ice pipe in her mouth right now. What do?
poodan poopana
>>77987735
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
An actual homage to based Ivan
I love it
>>77987735
>pepsi
old mate drinks water
I fucking love sweet chili sauce
>>77987791
>Ivan
>Son
You mean your prostitute wife's son
>>77987735
Is that a 3L milk jug with pepsi written on it?
>>77987800
My wife is a FORMER prostitute, and it is my son.
Being that tall is not fair
>>77987810
How old?
>>77987813
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77987837
Why didn't you tell us that you had a kid?
>>77987837
Are you the one who has taken pics with your son a couple of times?
>>77987861
Does your son look Asian?
>Not watching the BASED FEMALE AFL STATE OF ORIGIN
>>77987423
>>77987423
>>77987423
Nearly kicked a guy in the nuts ladies
>>77987870
After I found out that women "absorb" other partners they've had genetic material via sex he does look a bit like a mutt but I love him.
>>77987837
How old are you just out of curiosity
>>77987890
Poor kid. He probably looks like Henry.
>>77987876
Yeah nah
>>77987917
Personal details are as follows;
>virgin
>broncGOD customer
>lives with parents
Just had sex
>>77987837
based connie
Wrong on all counts.
That was quick m8
Well I'm literally in EVERY thread and I don't know you m8
I would suck a cumshot out of Convict missus' pooper
Only freshcunts say newcunt.
>>77987982
Same. It's 40 years old but it's still got some tread left on it. Just ran another mile through though.
That echo
>>77987935
That's me. Also balding and greying and obese and covered in stretch marks.
>>77987999
Now I feel bad for being a 26 yr old virgin broncGOD customer who is moderately attractive.
How do you know when you have found the one, lads?
whats this echo
>/pol/ takes over the sound mixer and adds (((echos))) to it
Just gave a bullshit penalty to a team already dominating ladies
Just got fucked by some drunk cunt with an above average sized dick, lads.
>>77988045
>no arrow between pink budgie smugglers and pink uniform
Poor effort m8
Just remembered nate myles exists lads
Happy you cunt
>cheers for black man
Look how not racist I am lads
>raiders look up for the fight tonight
>20-0 poorm
why is the raiders game on nine instead of the bulldogs...
Bulldogs are playing tomorrow at 4 matey
oh
Not celebrating fathers day tomorrow because we left my dad when I was like 10
mine died three months ago
He never reached out to me or my sister when facebook came up and we were easily reachable. Does he hate us lads?
2-4-6-8 AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT
*brrrrrttttt*
just got elected in ANUSA lads. pretended to be a progressive lefty but will be switching to ON
ive got sour cream but no sweet chili
fuuuuuck
reminder council election next week
>>77988253
Pretty sure coles closes at 9 matey
>>77988261
too late i already ate the chips
>Warriors halves Kieran Foran and Shaun Johnson will miss their side's Round 26 clash with Wests Tigers after being omitted from the squad 24 hours out from kick-off.
>>77988293
Don't know about that, but I prefer 9 commentary.
Joey's Johns contempt when a player fucks up is hilarious.
just overcame a drink and gambling addiction by spending the last of my savings today
my new life starts tomorrow
>>77988293
Both channels dial down the crowd noise. Fox just does it less. The livestreams had very loud crowd noise and you could hear them actually chant players names sometimes.
My tv was just stolen by a guy ranting and raving about his new life starting tomorrow lads
>>77988319
and blokes swearing and going off their heads and yelling forward and walk it off you pussy and drag him off hte field if he's injured
KEK
Just stole some guy's tv but dumped it on the street in disgust when I saw it was a pathetic non-4k tv lads
>>77987177
Also loves a pinga.
>>77988355
LIES AND SLANDER
>on report
bit soft
The only drugs DCE takes is the estrogen he and his beta father are forced to take by his mother
It takes a REAL man to take your wife's name.
Is there any chance for GOATcastle to not get the wooden spoon lads?
>nic cotric
>>77988392
GOATcastle has to flog the Pooarks and the Worriers flog the Poogers
>>77988421
Thanks mate, I'll be praying for it happen
Is Rapana too good for the raiders?
>>77987735
that's not me kek
Just let all my downs syndrome kids run up and down the sideline ladies
>>77988476
the high one that killed that guy and then the poosters pushed the guy onto the injured player?
Yeah was just a bit of comedy tbqh
How can white wingers even compete
>>77988503
He got Slatered and can't remember getting hit
UNIRONICALLY how can white boys compete
>vunivalu is right wing
based
>>77988513
Oh really KEK
Just flicked over to the wafl and didn't see any girls that look as fit as bft ladies
Also the umpire is a balding manlet shorter than all of them
arse* you unaustralian cunt
>when it hits
Would watch an entire match in ref vision
>>77988573
They did Hayne cam they should do a round where you can do ref cam
>>77988582
MAGA
Based rapana taking out the cameraman
they should do a racist king of the hill episode lads
>that boy ain't h'white
>>77988599
THAT WAS AN AWESOME ACTION SHOT
why is rapana so angry?
BANTZ
>>77988617
>angry
You're the cunt who says ass aren't you
I'm gonna kick your ass ya hear?
You can even see the red mark on his head lmao
>>77988646
I'd actually like to eat your ass
B
I
F
F
Based leilua bringing the bantz
>>77988627
nah i say bottom instead
>>77988411
DELETE THIS
I'm so sad that I never get to see any real biff these days.
homos OUT
>that numale with the melbourne scarf
>>77988696
That was me
>>77988703
Based you supporting the nrl while the afl isn't on
>>77988709
Last night the ref was 240cms from a try and he still went to the bunker.
Leso here, just saw a fathers day ad and it offends me lads, where's the transgendered dsds and lesbian dads?
>>77988725
Lesbian dads are my favourite thing in anime
>>77988725
They'll stop fathers day all together soon enough m80
It's not fair. How can we stop the Storm's utter domination lads?
>>77988736
They already banned a fathers day ad celebrating fathers spending time with their kids because of the gay marriage thing
>>77988747
Good
>>77988745
Salary cap policing
>>77988747
Proof? Which ad was it?
>>77988761
Billy just saw my dick
DCE WILL lead MANgodly to victory over the poobourne poorm in the grand final lads
>>77988763
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/not-everything-is-about-samesex-marriage-fathers-day-ad-deemed-too-political-for-tv/news-story/08f5f7bea0357def1bea39858fe70dbd
>>77988763
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/not-everything-is-about-samesex-marriage-fathers-day-ad-deemed-too-political-for-tv/news-story/08f5f7bea0357def1bea39858fe70dbd
>>77988763
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/not-everything-is-about-samesex-marriage-fathers-day-ad-deemed-too-political-for-tv/news-story/08f5f7bea0357def1bea39858fe70dbd
>>77988772
>>77988774
>>77988778
http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/free-tv-australia-denies-fathers-day-ad-was-blocked-for-being-too-political-20170902-gy9h5b.html
So basically the free to air org said "The ad can be shown, but since it is political, you need that thing at the end". So these guys said no, then deleted their website which had a position the same sex marriage thing.
Not really something to get mad over
>>77988763
http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/not-everything-is-about-samesex-marriage-fathers-day-ad-deemed-too-political-for-tv/news-story/08f5f7bea0357def1bea39858fe70dbd
>>77988836
Lesbians complained about the ad and it was pulled
>>77988836
Based TV authority BTFOing some christards
>>77988836
>but since it is political
how
Just admitted to being too illiterate to read the article that answers my question lads
>meanwhile the sydney council just used 110 grand of rates payers' money to campaign for a yes vote
>>77988879
>In its ad, Dads4Kids provides a link to its website dads4kids.org.au
And apparently at the time the ad was reviewed for airing, that website had a position on same sex marriage
gay people are 50x the chance to get AIDS and have a massive suicide rate. Gay marriage will pass but it won't do much because they'll die before 30 anyways
Just got my ballot lads, gonna vote yes to piss off the muzzies
http://dads4kids.org.au/
>And what, you might ask, is in these "political" adverts? They feature a father singing a lullaby to his baby. It is that simple
Just remembered the based song Freak by Silverchair who will be voting yes lads
Just had sex with another man lads.
Never watched a full 80 before today (American cunt here) - let alone two full matches....but I'm fully hooked.
No idea if the Manly and Melbourne matches were even particularly good...but I enjoyed the shit out of them.
Will have my eyes on the playoffs.
Hey r/sports :). Tonight, one of the greatest sporting events on the entire planet is taking place, and you probably don't even know about it! Hard hits, awesome skill, fast players, it's got it all :). The game? State of Origin. The sport? Rugby league. What's on the line? Only state bragging rights for the entire year. Think of it like a probowl that actually matters :). Speaking of which, the rules are simple! You get 6 (downs) to score a try (touchdown) and if you don't succeed, you must kick it to the other team. Only backwards passing. Come see former NFL Superstar Jarryd Hayne in action in the game that made him a star in the NFL. Join us in the game thread on r/NRL, ya cunts :). Kickoff is in 2 hours:
Post players who will NOT be playing in the grand final
will vonnie unzip her top lads
>>77989048
How can that guy wearing the sports bra sit down with balls that big?
>>77989259
GOATcastle will NOT get the wooden spoon this year. I be my marriage on it and my son's hecs debts.
>He'll take a bit of a while to recover – he's OK, he's in the sheds – but he's got no memory. I told him a few porky pies and told him he scored another try so he was pretty happy with that.
Ben Nakubuwai on tricked watch
>>77989456
marriage was created by straight people
>>77989468
I hope you're going to invite your /nrl/ family to the engagement party and wedding mate
>>77989507
Thank you for recognizing that my logic is absolute and correct
>>77989468
pls be in wagga
>Why should straight people be allowed to get married?
>marriage was created by straight people
*changes the question*
>>77989594
>I like oppressing people so they don't fall under EQUAL law
>>77989624
Equal law isn't a thing
>>77989624
is that you aus studybro?
>>77989651
Doing electrical engineering course in SK. Thought I'd pop into my old stomping ground.
>>77989665
you that boy from brissy i was talking to earlier?
literally over her now. its been over 12 months but i am over it.
>>77989681
Nah not me, sorry m80
she will upload a pic tomorrow for fathers day with some bullshit spiel about how great her ex is even though all she did was tell me how shit their relationship was when they were together and all the fucked up shit he has done and put her through. she still supports his nrl team for fuck sake. i am so glad not to be with anyone.
which gimmick m8
think about how much shit men put themselves through just to get some pussy
and once you get that pussy a dozen times or so it all dries up and you start taking each other for granted and stop having sex and then all the other bullshit
its really not worth it
if you cant get a nice girl with little to no baggage or problems then just forget about
its taken me a year but i am all better now
>>77989771
A years subscription to Blacked.com
Skipped over 20+ unbased posts ladies
>>77989791
EXCELLENT post
>>77989791
Damn...
i'd prefer the rules around de facto relationships to be changed than for gay "marriage" to be allowed
holy shit this is like watching the poorms and poouths game last week
Just multi-replied to myself lads
>Equality before the law is a principle of the law in Australia
There are way to many easy strawmans to abuse if this is the only "argument" you are presenting m8
i'd be more surprised if there were women here than homos 2bh
>>77989856
Homo couples already have all the rights extended to defacto couples.
If I was gay maybe I wouldn't still be a 28 year old virgin Broncos supporter.
Homosexual couples get ALL the rights defactos currently get.
>>77989938
>Being gay protects you from gold diggers
wtf i love being gay now
There is no argument in favour of homosexual marriage.
>/nrl/ is a thriving community when it talks about gay marriage
hmmm nookta
>>77989956
>>77989938
thats my point, just update defacto laws a bit, then if there is any backlash its purely homophobia
Lads, why can't this retard give a single argument in favour of homosexual marriage?
Could it be that there ISN'T one?
>>77990000
checked
not the guy who can't present an argument here, but could you make an argument along economic grounds?
>marriage is a constitutional right
Um, no it isn't.
Post the Hess arse webm which demonstrates why the /nrl/ community FULLY supports having sex and getting married to men
>Section 51(xxi) of the Australian Constitution gives the federal Parliament the power to make laws about marriage. It does not say what marriage is or who can get married.
Thanks for confirming that marriage isn't a constitutional right.
That's not what a constitutional right is, kid.
Try again when you finish high school.
>>77990082
Only webm I've got is him murdering Pooses but it has a bit of his arse in there
This cunt doesn't know what a "right" is.
No one in this country has the "right" to marry.
>confusing legislation and the constitution
o i am laffin
Voting yes: Brisbane Broncos, Canberra Raiders, Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks, Gold Coast Titans, Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles, Melbourne Storm, Newcastle Knights, North Queensland Cowboys, Parramatta Eels, Penrith Panthers, South Sydney Rabbitohs, St. George Illawarra Dragons, Sydney Roosters, Wests Tigers
Voting no: Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
Ineligible to vote: New Zealand Warriors
see
>>77990226
Damn, now THIS is a direct response with a logical argument. If only the marxist itt could do this.
>le leb joke xdxd
why is it when you ask some lefty cunt some question it ALWAYS ends up him/her replying with more questions?
Yo, where's the pro gay marriage argument lads? Can't find it.
Just made the one bulldogs fan who claims to be white incredibly mad lads
>>77990285
and yet it's time for gay marriage
does it vex you that it is going to happen
It vexes me that you can't defend your position.
I know our degenerate government is going to allow this abomination sooner or later.
Considering how promiscuous gay people are I think the economic boost would come from divorce.
Why are marxists so dumb lads?
all the rich gays have already moved to canada m8, they will all come back and have another wedding here
Just realised there's no logical reason for gay marriage lads.
>>77990387
are they going to make the local church or mosque accommodate them?
>>77990423
They say no, but that will be next on the chopping block
>>77990437
kek
think its just the catholics and a few anglicans that don't like them. There are plenty of other churches tht would welcome them m8
>>77990316
I want to get gay married to a cute korean archer girl
Just started up a specialized gay marrying service lads
>>77990476
>Go to a single mardi gras
>Get sexually assaulted
Fags are out of control lads
Damn, I don't have any kids. Guess that's undeniable proof that I'M a wealthy person. BTFO
>>77990473
hey mate i never said that
>>77990473
Mosques will be exempt
Churches will be forced
Gonna tick both boxes on my survey lads
>>77990525
Anon on sexual assault equivalent of stockholm syndrome watch
>>77990524
churches won't be forced because they aren't forced to marry straight people.
gays are fucking disgusting
>>77990568
Shops aren't forced to serve white people either but you know what happens if you refuse non-whites
Hit a little too close to home so he couldn't refute my post lads
>>77990591
not an argument.
it's the equivalent of a club reserving the right to refuse entry.
Lads, I still haven't seen a single argument that logically defends gay marriage.
>>77990633
>damage control even before the survey
>>77990672
I exclusively watch NRL through illegal streams therefore I literally do NOT support the NRL
Check and mate
ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION.
>>77990511
It's undeniable proof that you're gay. BTFO.
yes I do think the dragons will win and make the top8
>>77990712
/nrl/ veteran here lads
I subscribe to based foxtel and support gay marriage
FAGS LITERALLY PUT THEIR DICKS INSIDE MEN'S BUMS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>77990734
Source?
Just found out someone with a low enough IQ to buy microsoft consoles posts in /nrl/ and was not surprised to find he is also a no voter who hates BFTs ladies.
>>77990734
This is why I can't support gay marriage.
>labor
>government
kek
>>77990734
Big if true.
maybe if they replace shorten
Did anyone webm Rapana absolutely ANNIHILATING the cameraman?
>>77990933
2 sisters?
>you will never be a qt lesbian from the world's most liveable city (melbourne) and travel to the gf with your gf to see your team the melbourne storm win the rugby league grand final 50-0
Uhhh ohhhh
SIN BIN
All I want in the world is cowcucks to not get top 8 and for GOATcastle to not get a wooden spoon.
Is it so much to ask.
Honestly don't understand your janitor sometimes.
No consistency. Some abhorrent posts were left undeleted.
Test
RIP 150 posts
Actually it's about 300 posts including the ones in the previous thread.
Funny how they autosaged this thread but not that one.
That face when you realise it was one person samefagging it up which is why it was so easy to ban that one person (thread suddenly dies when he gets banned) and delete all his posts.
based shigs
Shigs here AMA