Why is CONCACAF Qualifiers so complicated and so many rounds?

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>>77986591
What the diddly duddly doo are you trying to ask here?

to avoid garbage stat-padding matches like Germany vs San Marino and Italy vs Liechtenstein?

>>77986712

Or matches against the United States in the United States but outside of Ohio

>>77986591
Because all but 5 teams are complete garbage
Imagine if UEFA had 20 Luxembourgs and 10 Moldovas
That's CONCACAF

>>77993808
>Luxembourgs
Andorras*

Just make comembol + concacaf qualifiers.

>>77993808
Or 15 armenias

>>77993843
>>77993808
pretty sure fucking Gibraltar would rape most of that islands

>>77986591
theres countless tiny islands that have to play

>>77986591
Because imagine how damaging it would be to lose to Guadeloupe or Aruba

>>77993979
>Guatemala 2-0 United states
>Guatemala 1-7 Armenia
Really makes you think, they were also just one point short of making the hex

>>77994153
Brazil 1 - 7 Germany
Germany 1 - 2 USA

>>77994153
>>77994255
>counting friendlies
you should both neck yourselves

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>>77986591
>Why is CONCACAF Qualifiers so complicated

>>77993979
USA sucks, the real confederation ranking is this:

UEFA > CONMEBOL > CAF > AFC > CONCACAF > OFC

>>77994294
>was is banter?
But no, seriously, the CONCACAF fodder are laughably bad
>>77994400
CAF is second to last

>>77986591
American and Mexican shekels
literally

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Post yfw the last "Gold" cup featured 2 non-FIFA members

>>77994400
Fuck off Giuseppe
CONMEBOL's qualifiers are way more difficult than UEFA's. Some of the groups in UEFA are horrible. Just look at Portugal's. CONCACAF is shit, but it's still obviously better than Asia.

CONMEBOL > UEFA > CAF > CONCACAF > AFC > OFC

>>77986606
fpbp

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>>77986591
>all those irrelevant islands
>Guyana and Surinam
>Canada

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>>77994400
>portugal wins uefa tournament by tying every match
Lel potassium chloride injection asap

>>77994719
Those shitty islands should have their own confederation, and they should play a repechaje with OFC every four years.

>>77994634
>>77994400
kek, shut up gringos, football it's not for you.

Even Sweden or Denmark would destroy you.

And CONMEBOL aside from Brazil is nothing special, all the other teams would have a hard times qualifying in any UEFA groups.

>>77994634
>FIFA gives an unfairly low amount of WC spots to CONMEBOL
This is a true statement
But how the fuck does that make them a better Confederation? If we give CONCACAF 0.25 world cup spots then the qualification would be even more difficult than in CONMEBOL, so what?

>>77994719
Why these Guyanas and Suriname don't play in CONMEBOL? If they are never going to qualify anyway at least they could play against decent NTs

>>77994783
This

>>77994901
The whole point in CONMEBOL is that all teams are competitive
You DO NOT want fodder opposition, nobody likes this

>>77993808
Apart from Spain, Germany, France and Italy, the rest is literally Moldova/Luxembourg

>>77994962
lol

>>77994962
what a retard

>>77994939
>You DO NOT want fodder opposition
Yes we want, having 6 free points with the small possibility that any of the top teams fails to win againts them sounds good.

>>77994962
This >>77994994
Retard Brazilian, Spain and Italy are no longer good teams

>>77994901
Because
>Guyana/Surinam 0 - 8 Brazil/Argentina/Chile/Colombia
>+6pts

>>77993808
Luxembourg stronk, it won its last qualifier game against Belarus with a beautiful goal

>>77995026
>teams stronger than Chile will lose points to the minnows!
>What about Chile itself? Well, how could we possibly lose points against these minnows??

>>77995133
That's why I corrected them to Andorra, Pierre

>>77995158
Well, Argentina lost to Bolivia while we draw against them, so what you're saying already happened

>>77994475
Don't bother with G*rman flags, it's always autism

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>>77995063
>Spain and Italy are no longer good teams

>>77995189
Well, Andorra got a win against Hungary last break.

>>77995189
It was an invitation to check Da Mota's goal on YouTube desu

>>77993931
Then CONCACAF teams would never qualify.

>>77995256
I don't remember seeing them in the 2014 WC knockout stage, so I suppose than they are not good

>>77995241
Because you're fucking Chile, you're the only team that's not at a disadvantage in Bolivia. What kind of an advantage you'll have in Paramaribo?
>>77995267
Right
Fuck, it seems that nobody but San Marino and Gibraltar are fodder anymore

>>77995589
>check the calendar to see if we're in 2014
>it is the year 2017

>>77995393
7 slots. It's possible for USA/Mexico, bro.

>>77995594
What do you think about Costa Rica?

>>77995645
Well, neither do I remember seeing them in the semifinals of the Euro 2016, and I'm can't use the UEFA QF's as example because winning in those groups is easy

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>>77995717
What kind of question is that?

>>77995594
Liechtenstein and Malta have 0 points as well

>>77995789
>both teams meet in 1/8 finals
>hurrrr why don't we see them in semis??

Uefa has more canon fodder teams than concacaf

>>77996066
But not even one of them reached the semis

>>77996215
>lose on penalties against the world champion
>totally a bad team bro lol

>>77996720
>world champion
But that's what in 2014 right? and based on this >>77995645 that's don't meant anything now

>>77996902
>I love to waste my time and also waste other people's time because I'm a subhuman third-worlder

>>77997559
So you don't have more arguments, ok.

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>>77986591
Because the federation tries to make it appealing to the USA public so we have this retarded and uncompetitive format. You can see the same in the clubs competitions and why every time the Gold cup is played in USA.

>>77999579
This

>>77997559
At least we are not muslims

They have to try and make that shitshow interesting somehow

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>>77997559

God you muslims sure are retarded

>>77994857

>And CONMEBOL aside from Brazil is nothing special, all the other teams would have a hard times qualifying in any UEFA groups

>>77995393
idk >we have money so FIFA will make us in even if that mean kick some fodders out like Colombia or Paraguay.