>tfw the United States will be red soon ;_;

we'll qualify
germany will win

>Canada

I guess by virtue of them not having qualified you could say they've already won.

>we have to play Argentina to qualify
Can i die

Is this US team bad enough to lose to both Honduras and Panama?

>>77985332
without a shadow of a doubt. Especially since Honduras has home field advantage.

>>77985332
After today's shitshow, I unironically believe so. Honduras might be a win but we're probably fucked against Panama

>>77985347
>>77985342
>>77985332
I'm sure our mexibros will rekt the other teams so that way we can qualify by getting one or two victories over shit teams.

>>77985389
Lmao, don't underestimate the average Mexican's disdain for the United States' after Trump's election.

>>77985419
Trump did literally nothing wrong though. I still don't understand why the proud Mexicans, who want to turn America into Mexico again, are getting so butthurt that ICE are rounding them up and sending them back to Mexico either. Very, very strange people.

>>77985302
>Thinking you even had a chance to qualify at all

>>77985451
Tbf he's done nothing right either

>>77985451
>Trump did literally nothing wrong though.
You sure about that?

>>77985451
>nothing wrong
How about making a cameo in sex and the city?
And that machine whose only purpose was to tweet?

>>77985501
>Wages up
>Illegal immigration down
>Contractors currently duking it out for The Wall™ contract
>Not even one year in
>Already done more than Obama did in 8 (eight) consecutive years
>America on the road to being made great again
>Nothing right

lmao

>>77985517
Well apart from the Russian hackers who hacked the paper ballots in between pissing on him, all the while his friend Putin was in the background pulling the strings so they could have a nuclear war against each other which is why any olive branch, from either side, must be crushed in the press because of the Cold War, even though Commie Bernie had the right idea and everyone against this (American/Russian) alliance identifies as a Commie, but that isn't important anyway because Trump is only POTUS so he can grow his brand which is odd because he's literally Hitler and Hitler wasn't a hyper-capitalist.
Apart from that I'm pretty confident, yeah.

>>77985451
He wants Mexico to pay for his shitty wall

>>77985596
>>Wages up
Proof?
>>Illegal immigration down
It's been going down for years now tho
>>Contractors currently duking it out for The Wall™ contract
Not gonna happen
>>Not even one year in
>>Already done more than Obama did in 8 (eight) consecutive years
He hasn't done shit
>>America on the road to being made great again
how exactly are we better now when nothing important has changed since obama was in

Thank god
The less reason burritos and white guilt limpwristed hipsters have to push povertball here, the better

>>77985596
Praise kek!!!

>>77985302
You can win against Argentina NZbro

>>77985419
there is a fair chance of mexico choking the next games but not for that, i have never heard of anyone wanting to lose on purpose to fuck another team, in fact there is a lot of people who would like to help merica' just to send back the "your welcome" and mock you

>>77985519
Trump also had a cameo in Home Alone 2. Are you going to hold that against him as well?

>>77985195
>Germany will win
Lolz. Stay delusional

>>77985501
>he's done nothing right
Shoo child shoo. My portfolio has tripled since the election. Try not being poor

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>>77985136

what do the yellow and black countries represent?

>>77986780
Yellow means failed to qualify but still have matches to play in qualification.
Black is expelled by FIFA.

>yellow
...

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>77987128
why have indonesia been expelled?

>>77986780
china and africa

>Japan Blue

feel so good

>slovenia not yellow

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>tfw we had a golden opportunity
>lost to fucking Bulgaria

>>77985136
Communism will have finally won

>>77987187
government meddling

>>77985484
Honestly wish >we did the same thing as you guys already and swapped into the Asian conference. Chances of qualifying probably wouldn't improve that much but it's at least better than getting raped by spic countries like Mexico and Argentina.

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Sort it out lads

>>77985136
Your manager is shit. Get Tuchel.

>>77985136
can some anon explain what the black, red and yellow means in that map? Please? Thanks?

>>77987563
Thanks m8
No playoffs for the WC for once

>>77988371
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification

>>77988371
>Black: Disqualified
>Red: Eliminated with no matches remaining to play
>Yellow: Eliminated with matches remaining to play
>Light blue: Can still qualify
>Dark blue: Qualified

>FIFA allowing the USA not to qualify
Don't think so

>>77988107
You'd have more chance improving by consistently playing against teams that are closer in quality to you. There are a lot of teams in Asia that are around New Zealand standard, and enough better teams to challenge yourself against too. It'd probably be the best move right now.

>>77988604
If NZ joins AFC then the rest of OFC might as well join.

>>77988631
They should all join, and OFC should be its own region with a pre-qualifying tournament, the winners go in at one of the earlier stages. I don't know exactly how AFC qualifying works currently but I know they have like 2 or 3 stages to qualification already so it could work.

>>77988678
Concacaf works a bit like that. All the shitty Carib teams play each other in the first two rounds

>>77987563
M A C H K A
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>>77986445
That was okay. The Mccalisters didn't deserve Kevin.

>>77986413
Kind of like how we helped you qualify for 2014

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>>77985136
wtf I looked up Botswana's logo

>>77985419
>after Trump's election
the disdain is the same, pal, trump just makes things funny

>>77985451
we aren't getting salty m8, is the butthurt chicanos who are, we don't care about them, if any this is bad for us since we don't want that dead weight back

>>77994996
10/10.

>>77994996
the black country in Africa is Zimbabwe jsyk

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>>77985136
>tfw only 3pts for Russia

>>77985136
same

>>77994996
11/10

>>77985136

Can't wait the moment the US turns red, President Cowherd of Fox Sports decides to put every single match, with the sole exception of the Mexshitco and England games, on both pay-per-view and an OTT streaming package online, which will cost in excess of $100 (if not $250) for the entire tournament. Because you know, they have to make up for their losses and they don't want to fuck up their ghetto talk shows during their best time of the year, the latter stages of the NBA playoffs.

>>77985694
>what is Google
>being THIS mad

I'm surprised that so many Americans here are into what they call soccer. From the sports that are famous in America (Basketball, Ice Hockey, Rugby and Baseball) I just follow the NBA and I want to get into ice hockey

>>78000614
Usually when no one can provide a source and someone says to use Google, it's a crock of shit.