ITT: we laugh at americans >losing to costa rica >unironically

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so are we out of the world cup now?

I wanted them to win

we already qualified didnt we? meaningless game la

>>77982050
I'm sorry Bettynho but you guys lost all rights to talk shit after world cup.

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>post yfw the greatest country on earth can't even make it out of fucking qualifiers.

>>77982097
World Cups? That tournament we won like, 5 of those? k

>>77982081
not yet

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STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

>UNA NACION

Good. I love seeing hipsters who hope soccer will "grow here" through US Men's team success and twinks liek Pussylick blown the fuck out.

Hipster and the media need to quit trying to make soccer happen.

>>77982097
The Pentacampeões will only lose their shitposting rights when another nation manages to surpass us.

As in, when German becames Hepta (Since we'll win Hexa this year)

>>77982103

Hey!
Isn't over yet!

>>77982240
This

Keep your shit sport away from us. Good job Costa Rica

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>>77982254
Shut up 7-1. I would rather have Costa Rica talk shit than having a monkey spouting opinions where they aren't invited.

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What meaningless sport did we lose at now?

>>77982240
>>77982291
These

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

EL AMERICANO: SIMIO DE COLOR NEGRO DE CARA REDONDA.. OJOS DE VIZCACHA!! ( ARDILLA)) NUCA REDONDA Y GC SUCIA`` NARIZ DE ALETA DE TIBURÒN. CUERPO DE MANDRIL! CON ASPECTO DE ``MONO CHIMPANCÈ... Y EL americANO ES UN NEGROIDE AMBULANTE QUE RECORRE TODO EL MUNDO TRATANDO DE SER ACEPTADO.. BUSCA POR TODOS LOS PAÌSES ..COMIDA`` CASA. Y UNA ALDEA DONDE REPRODUCIRSE``..

EL AMERICANO ES FEO POR NATURALEZA.... POR UN ERROR ABERRANTE DE LA NATURALEZA... EL americANO TIENE EL CRUEL CASTIGO DE POR VIDA.. DE SER``FEO!!! NEGRO-AMARRONADO`` ENANO CON OLOR A ``CLOACA```Y A CACA`` Y A DIARREA GUARDADA EN UN FRASCO AL SOL!.

EL AMERICANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS``EL AMERICANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS AGRARIOS!!..

ES MUY DIFÌCIL ENCONTRAR UN americANO RUBIO DE OJOS VERDES Y DE 1.80!!... YA QUE ELLOS APENAS ALCANZAN EL:1.50 DE ESTATURA!!

EL SUEÑO DEL americANO ES: SER BLANCO`` SER ALTO``OLER BIEN``

COMER BIEN!, VESTIRSE BIEN!! Y CAMBIAR SU ASQUEROSA ``RAZA!!

LOS AMERICANOS SON MAS CONOCIDOS POR: ``AFRICANUS``: NEGROID`` MUNUS SAPIENS. SON IGUALES AL ``NEGRO`` O AL MISMO PRESIDENTE DE AMERICA ( OBAMA(KING NIGGER) )....COMEN RATAS Y EN ALGUNAS ZONAS ESTOFADO DE PERRO Y SAPOS HASTA VERGA ESTOS NEGROIDES,OSEA americANOS.. ACOSTUMBRAN A DORMIR EN LAS CALLES... COMER CON LAS MANOS Y CORTAN LA COMIDA CON LOS DEDOS.... ORINAN Y CAGAN EN LA CALLE... DUERMEN VESTIDOS`` NO SE BAÑAN!! NO VAN ALA ESCUELA...

EL AMERICANO: DETESTA!! BAÑARSE.. ESO YA LO SABE TODO EL MUNDO... EL AMERICANO HUELE A : CEBOLLA, CACA``HUMEDAD`` A TRASPIRACIÒN`` A PATA ( PEZUÑA).. EL AMERICANO Y TIENE CAPAS DE CACA EN EL CULO!!! Y PELUDO PARA COLMO..... OSEA..EL americANO ES UN TREMENDO DESASTRE ASQUEROSO ABERRANTE INMUNDO COCHINO!!!.... ESO YA LO HEREDA DE LOS ANTEPASADOS D ELOS AFRICANOS.. Y JAMÀS LOS CAMBIARA`...

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

Watch as all americans revert back to no supporting football.

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Llegan un hindu, un judio y un americano a un hotel de un pueblito pequeño y piden un cuarto para tres personas.

"Solo me queda un cuarto, que es para dos, pero si no les incomoda, tengo espacio en el establo para que uno se duerma ahi".

Los tres individuos deciden tomar el cuarto y en eso dice el hindu: "Si quieren, yo me voy a dormir al establo y ustedes duermen en el cuarto".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto:

>Quien es?"

"Soy el hindu, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay una vaca, y como es un animal sagrado para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme una vaca".

En eso, el judio dice: "No se preocupen, si quieren, yo me duermo en el establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta del cuarto: "

>Quien es?"

"Soy el judio, lo que pasa es que en el establo hay un cerdo, y es un animal desagradable para nosotros, no puedo dormir donde duerme un cerdo".

En eso, el americANO dice: "No se preocupen, yo me ire a dormir al establo".

A los cinco minutos tocan a la puerta: "Quien es?"

"Somos la vaca y el cerdo, y hay un americANO en el establo".

But this was our C team. No Brooks, Yedlin, McKennie, Williams, Saief or Horvath.

dosen't the america own costa rico?

Jurgen's hier, miss me yet?

>>77982362

KEK

>>77982397
Lol keep telling yourself that.

>>77982300
Stop giving your opinions then

>>77982068

No they still have to choke 2 or 3 times more to accomplish that.

>>77982418
We've always missed you bb. Please save us from the my little sawker mediocre trash like Arena that you warned us about please.....

>>77982365
I'm burning my Donovan jersey

I am dumb

is Mexico now in the position we were in where they could save our sorry asses? you know, when we won the game for them and WE were responsible for them qualifying

is that where we are at now? fucking hell

>>77982438
I'm not a monkey like you, so no. Back to 55chan, negrinho, before I call the cops on you. Shoo shoo.

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>>77982329
>>77982291
>>77982142
>>77982428

What sport is this?

>>77982486
The one you always try so hard but lose anyway.

>>77982142
Don't worry, we'll win the world series again this season.

>>77982486

Cricket, I think.

Kekekekek

>>77982473
You're Brazilian.

>Go from goalkeeping against the likes of Messi, Lewandoski to Altidore and Dempsey
This was probably a training match for Navas

They will still qualify

I need to see Russia / USA on russian soil .

>>77982392
UMA PICARDIA

Make costa rica great again

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>third world
>still the coolest after all

Deal with it.

>>77982142
Dos A Cero

>>77982521
Wrong, I'm white. Dialing 190.

Fernando BTFO
Reddit BTFO
American """""""""Outlaws"""""""" BTFO

BUT IF LEBRON PLAYED SOCCER

>>77982443
Wouldn't put it past this group, we will get past group tho if we get to wc

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ladies and gentlemen, your man of the match

>>77982584
he would unironically win us everything

>>77982584
LMAO

>>77982397
Lol your best player is pulisuk and he did jack shit keep telling yourself itll be allright bahahahahahahahah losers

>losing to a country of 4.8 million
>at home
Get your shit together America

you know what?
you should be happy that this happened in the fucking QUALIFIERS
imagine being defeated to costa SHITA in the WC

Well played Costa Rica. other than Canada the only other human beings on the continent. (Chicanos don't count as Americans)

>>77982240
>pussylick

Good one friend, good example that Americans are actually funny after all!

>>77982720
>t. fat
Negro, >90kg means you are not human. Stay mad.

>>77982240
I get you don't like soccer, most people I know don't like it or care, but you don't root for us to do well no matter the sport?

>>77982738
You're not on our continent you half wit, not that it would help your case

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>>77982781
>being this fat- I mean, mad
LMAO

I'm sorry, but did the US already fail to qualify? Oh, that's right. The matches aren't even over yet. In fact, there's three matches left. Does not beating Costa Rica count as a disqualification? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the games are still on? The US are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the CONCACEF for how many years now? They played one of the worst teams in the CONCACEF who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Friday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The US are one of the best fucking teams in the world, they went undefeated last year and would of won the World Cup in 2014 if the Howard didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the US wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the French just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the English did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-US topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>americANO

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>Soccer

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>>77982809

>>77982859
how fucking new
Back to monkey Brazilian reddit or whatever you guys use

>>77982859
Back to 55chan you go, 7-1

>>77982809
>The US are one of the best fucking teams in the world,
wew lad.

>>77982859
>being this new
wew lad, I'm glad summer is almost over

>spend reinforcements at the gold cup
>burn out at qualifiers.
Murican strategy.

>>77982859
>being this new
sopa de macaco?

DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO

>>77982661
a-at least it wasn't Iceland

Yedlin and Brooks will save us

AMERICAN OUTLAWS

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>>77982998
literally who

>>77982462
Si

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>>77982764
>but you don't root for us to do well no matter the sport?

Usually. But US soccer fans have become insufferable and when the world cup rolls around, there's countless articles from self-righteous writers telling us how we need to love the world's game.

Let it grow naturally if it's going to grow. But since '94, media, et al have been trying to force its growth.

Soccer countries have a century and more long history with the sport. We don't. You can't force that history in 20 years.

>>77983229
Nice reddit spacing

>>77983941
This

>>77983229
>>>/r/eddit

>>77982362

What a fucking masterpiece

>>77982392
DELET

>Jozy 'I only score against Caribbean Islands' Altidore

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Pulisic faggots BTFO

>>77986824

And he couldn't even do that in the gold cup

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It's 2017 and Jozy Altidore is still a thing on the USMNT. we have been watching this lazy shit for years. What the fuck are we even doing anymore?

Bruce Arena fags, defend your boy Jozy

the next two games will be fun to watch as a neutral

All 50 of America's soccer fans must be really bummed out

>>77987178
muh 39 goals in friendlies muthafuka

AJAJAAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

HUEHUEHEUHUE

>>77982050
please keep beating the US, this is literally the dumbest sport. until they give divers 5-6 game suspensions this will never be watchable.

>oh wow another exciting 0-0 draw
>did you see the play where they almost scored
>can't wait for football manager to come out to simulate some more 0-0 draws.

>>77982300
CHI

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>United States, Saudi Arabia and Argentina miss the world cup
>)))Iran((( and )))Syria((( qualify
>a nice chance that only 2 sub-saharan african teams qualify
Is this, dare I say it, looking to be the best world cup to date?
Make sure to savor it, the next one is going to be in fucking Qatar

>>77982362
>>77982392
fucking shut up you faggot cunts