When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in

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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:07:37 Post No. [Report]

When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney equal, then beat England's all-time top scoring record with a refball penalty against a team of part-timers which has won one game in its history, and another penalty against the mighty Swiss.
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window and your tale comes to end, but the youngsters are thirsty for more 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa!' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace versus Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up 'Be quiet you two. Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty versus Slovenia...Grandad...G-Grandad?'.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:09:13 Post No.77978889
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>>77978865
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of Rooney’s goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embraces you. His one World Cup goal. The legendary double in Minsk. The tap-in against Liechtenstein. They know what is happening. They are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, and a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall. 'Don't be sad. He lived a hell of a life. In the age of Rooney.'

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:09:15 Post No.77978891
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>>77978865
>the mighty Swiss.
I don't get the joke

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:14:10 Post No.77978956
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>>77978865
>a couple of goals were against bad teams.
>this means a very hard and successfull record does not matter.

>mfw Rooney did his job and scored goals when playing football, even against weaker opponents
Can someone f*ckin believe that?
also
>Greek talking about refball.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:15:12 Post No.77978964
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>>77978891
Well the fact that u are currently 4th surely is a joke.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:18:02 Post No.77978990
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>>77978865
fucking hilarious
greece, you have my respect for the day

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:18:03 Post No.77978993
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>>77978956
el salonikANO senores ajajajaas sajsdjajaskj

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:23:45 Post No.77979057
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AND SHE LAUGHED NO MORE

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:35:37 Post No.77979198
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>>77978990
This is pasta you fucking newfaggot. Lurk moar is a not an option its a necessity.

Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:37:35 Post No.77979224
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Anonymous 2017-09-01 10:37:35 Post No.77979224 [Report]

>>77978964
I don't see Greece or England there

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:22:53 Post No.77984987
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:22:53 Post No.77984987 [Report]

>>77978865
greeceposting > portugalposting

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:25:56 Post No.77985026
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:25:56 Post No.77985026 [Report]

>thinking any of these 'achievements' actually matter
>the state of (you)
Lmao.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:33:45 Post No.77985147
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>>77979057
>yfw a serbian company that made top eleven is sponsoring a premier league team

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:39:23 Post No.77985233
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>>77985026
This desu baka

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:40:32 Post No.77985251
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:40:32 Post No.77985251 [Report]

>>77978865
More like:

"Grandad why do people keep asking me to pay debts?"
"Grandad how do I pay debts?"
"Grandad what's a debt?"

Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:14:54 Post No.77989499
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>>77985251
Kek

Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:17:15 Post No.77989556
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>>77985251
>kikes ever letting mankind forget about debts

Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:17:31 Post No.77989564
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>>77979224
England have beaten Swissland every time we've played them.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:19:41 Post No.77989607
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 12:19:41 Post No.77989607 [Report]

>>77978865
Stale pasta, fuck off back to your failed state

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