/tennis/ - Flushing Meadows Day 5 America Edition

First for reddit
>>77978544

Ostapenko

who here /queef fetish/?

How fucked are your brackets?

I haven't even bothered to check after Dimemetrov tbqh

>>77978565
abhorrent post

>>77978541
I low key wish I were american. Don't tell anybody though.

Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plRfSftKh_Y

>its the first week of a grand slam and isner and shapovov are joint 3rd favourites to win it

What a time to be alive

>>77978568
the lad who did the meme bracket is probably winning

>>77978568
I'm currently leading, kek.

what time can i start glazing maria's match?

REDDITOR HITS A TWEENER

WTF I LOVE REDDIT NOW


SAM QUERRY IS /b/ and getting /b/tfo by a literal Moldovan


that is literally the most poor and shitty country in all of Europe, amazing how he could agfford it

>>77978619
Did you just stereotype a group of people just to be funny in front of you 4chan friends?

Moldova is literally not the poorest nor shittiest country in all of Europe. Please don't come at me with your """"facts"""" or I'll have to discipline you.

>>77978652
t. butthurt gypsy

>>77978652
If it isn't Moldova, then it must certainly be Romania.

>>77978652
>Moldova is literally not the poorest nor shittiest country in all of Europe
you're right, romania is

>>77978652
The joke is that Albot is on Reddit and did an AMA
https://www.reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/6rzro5/hello_this_is_radu_albot_i_travel_and_play_tennis/

>>77978652
I genuinely thought they were, perhaps Macedonia or Albania is worse, but Moldova is definitely borderline 3rd world

>>77978652
t. Bogdan Rat

Kenin would be qt if she fixed her acne.

>>77978385
>I like these threads because of the familiarity so I can just come in and shitpost and people still recognize me
the commy likes to be recognised, fuck that anonymous shit, kek

>>77978668
>>77978670
>>77978672
>>77978677
>>77978684
>>77978678
I can't believe my eyes. This is the best bait I've ever done. It surely is New World timezone in here.
Nice job fellas!

>>77978677
BENCH PRESS is getting BTFO by a redditor.

>>77978700
5 sets bitch
the bench never dies

>>77978652
>Don't talk to me or my banana republic son ever again

USA USA USA USA USA

>>77978700
What a meme slam this has been

>>77978726
THE BEST SLAM EVER

>>77978697
this is not how bait works

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look who's just knocked out the 2nd seeds in the mixed doubles

>>77978677
>[–]RaduAlbot[S] 20 points 25 days ago

All the slams are good. the best in organisation I think it is Australia

/10is/ BTFO

>>77978770
It's a new one, I've just read some SJW tactics in the old thread and tried them. A sneaky one, kinda like how Russia took Karelia.

Seriously now, Moldova is actually the poorest and shittiest country in Europe. I fuckin' hate Moldova, it's a sovietic-romanian diahrrea

>>77978677
Enjoyed reading that

Seems a good lad

putting some money on serena's daughter to win 2035 wimbledon

>>77978811
>>77978811
funny comment

actually just to be clear, Russia didn't take Karelia sneakily, ultimately they took it in 1944 when an elite group of 200000 Soviet soliders specifically handpicked for the job attacked with some of the biggest artillery barages in history (the biggest battle in Nordic history) and still were fended off in Tali and Ihan Tala. None the less they took large parts of Karelia in that offensive

>yanks cheering on a redditor
why not support the all american hero?

>>77978874
USO confirmed for reddit slam

>>77978854
>200,000 handpicked soldiers

Would you let Queery put his cummies in your tummy?

>>77978854
Which were the GS events of WWII? And which were the Masters 1000?

>>77978929
if i was an grill

Come on based Sam

>>77978929
I wouldn't let Queery nowhere near a school.

>>77978938
Dunkirk
Stalingrad
Arnhem
South Pacific

Battle of Berlin was the ATP finals

>>77978854
That's quite interesting, finns truly are resilient people. Would you consider Finland's history interesting? I might read into it.

Also, how do you feel about the russians nowadays, 0 fucks given or butthurt like the baltics?

>>77978972
>angry at Russia
>80% of revolutionary Russia admin was Jewish
Being angry at modern Russia is pretty stupid considering Bolshevism was part of a zionist world government plot.

>>77978938
Stalingrad Open
Normandy Open
Britain Open
French Open

Masters 1000

Crete
Moscow
Leningrad
Warsaw
Berlin
Pearl Harbour
Market Garden
Midway
Sicily
Tobruk
El Alamein

>>77978972
>0 fucks given
We never truly were a part of Russia. No one is buttblasted except some autists, we lost the war and Karelia but managed to keep independence after putting up a good fight. We were like Stepanek against Murray 2016 RG. Technically losers but moral winners

I think we have a pretty similar history in some ways. Finland is a part of Sweden completely until 1809, then we are a Russian grand duchy with some neat autonomy. 1918 we have a civil war much like other eastern euros and Russia

It is all quite standard and boring. Our WW2 history is utterly fascinating though. We are in a good strategic position and we are just good at war for some reason. Hitler said that he only had admiration for two of his allies in a military sense, Hungarians and the Finns.


But yeah except for the ww2 and especially the winter war we dont have much history at all, except as eastern Sweden

>>77979003
dumbest shit I have ever seen. You truly have to be North American to say something so stupid. For as long as Russia has existed they have had imperial ambitions for geopolitical and strategic reasons.

Bolshevism didn't conquer Europe. Russia and Stalin did

>>77978541
>those water driplets on the tomatoes
Oh baby!

>>77979074
Yet simultaneous with the Russian revolution, the Jews take over Hungary with Bela Kun and attempt the same ploy in Germany organized by Rosa Luxemburg, Kurt Eisner and Paul Levi, all Jews, and what made people like Hitler react against organized judaism in the 20s. You're the fucking idiot and Europe has been entrenched in such 20th century propaganda that they don't even know what really happened historically anymore.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%9319

>>77979074
Reading about Finnish history made me racist. If Finland could become a wealthy nation with the cards they were dealt, any country should be able to achieve decent living standards.

R8 my comfiness lads

>>77979074
Sounds pretty basic, surprisingly eastern-european. That Hitler fuccboi surely loved the mongol cock.

Btw, you shouldn't have responded to the /pol/ kid. We truly pushed our idiots to the New World.

all the ballkids taller than schwartzman sksksksks

>>77979074
Also, the bolshevik administration was factually 80% Jewish, how do you explain those numbers if it wasn't a fucking ploy?

>>77979151
im angry at this image

>>77979151
>bonglish pipo

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>>77979151
Needs a beer or food for maximum comfiness

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>>77978972
>finns truly are resilient people
They sure are something. Not sure if resilient is the right word though.

>>77979151
pls shave

>>77978541
American as fuck. Red Blue and White, I love it.

>>77979151
where's your penis mate?

>>77979249
Im a girl

>>77979157
It's because of people like you that the truth is so stifled about what really happened. I actually studies politics and history in uni, I know what the fuck I'm talking about and have read mostly about this subject during my studies.

>>77979268
Now you won me over, I mean everybody knows that they teach the real history in "uni".

>>77979213
wtf is this ad

can we talk about Donna Vekic and how lovely she is. just wanna spend a summer with her by a lake in rural sweden like sommer mit monnika

reddit btfo

>>77979307
it's an ad Buzzfeed would claim 'won the internet'

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>>77979329
>cucking a divorced man with children
Yeah, no

>>77979359
that's why i referenced sommer mit monnika ;)

>>77979157
you're right, that guy is an absolute bore
I mean I can accept /pol/ish people if their view of history is based on a broad understanding of the forces at play. Only a people without history could be thinking about Russia in such a simplistic "protocols of zion" way. As a fellow Eastern Euro Im sure you know that Russia is aggressive independently of their "jewishness".


ANd yeah it's interesting how one can trace very similar history throughout most of the small states in eastern Euro. Finland is sort of a mix because we are geographically east euro but we have the Swedish/German protestantism culture instead of a slavic one.
>>77979119
let me explain why Finland is rich

1. We share a history with imperial Sweden, in the 1600 and 1700s the entire baltic was basically Mare Nostrum but for Swedes, and Finland was a part of Sweden. So Swedes built infrastructure for us, universities and brought with it a complicated Swedish and French speaking administrative class that built a thriving bourgeois society in places like Turku, Helsinki and Vyborg. This institutional culture we get from Sweden is very valuable as through this we basically become part of the western cultural sphere.

2. When we are conquered by Russia they want to keep the populous happy so they give us autonomy. They bribe us with freedom so we dont rebel. It works mostly. We become sort of a bridge from Russia to the west, which means active culture. S:t Petersburg is very close by and is the richest are in Russia by far which sort of bleeds over to us.

3. 1945. Finland has it's independence, a working democracy thanks partly to the institutional history of Sweden. We are still poor after a long brutal war. However, we are ostensibly allied with the Soviet union but still allowed to trade with America/Sweden as well as with the Soviet union. 1/2

>>77979301
I think they give a better picture of a country if you're taking the class elsewhere than in that country. For example the Canadian history classed was bullshit, however my class about USSR was given by an orthodox jew, so he brushed off certain convenient facts, but the books he made us read gave all the stats about the amount of jews in the bolshevik administration, and from there I read other works on my own. After that, it's hard to deny the Jews' intentions which they organized during the World Zionist Congress they held a few time before enacting their ''revolutionary plan'' in Europe.

>>77978541
At first I was like
>oh, what a tasty-looking burger, now I'm hungry
But then I was like
>WTF ARE THOSE ON TOP OF THE CHEESE WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ON A PERFECTLY GOOD BURGER

up the botty

>>77979213
How do gay couples decide which dad gets to impregnate the girl? You're basically giving up the chance to reproduce. I'd be pretty adamant that I'm the one to jerk off in a tube desu

This is what makes us wealthy. We pay war reparations to Russia in the form of building huge ships and the like. This has a Keynesian effect and results in a quick industrilization

We ape the Swedes in politics and build a social democratic society. Were most of the new wealth goes to the people as a whole.

The economy crashes in 90s but Nokia saves us.


Now Swiss bro I hope you can see that there are historical reasons why FInland is relatively rich.

2/2

>>77979267
those are male legs

>>77979384
You're just like Romanian-dude, you dismiss me without addressing my points and historical facts, and you simply deflect by calling me a /pol/-tard and pointing out some ''lack of understanding'' because I'm not on European soil, even though I actually studied the subject formally and you didn't. That's like trusting a McDonald's employee in the States more than a European historian when discussing American history.

This is the most boring general I've ever read. I'd legit rather be on Reddit. Pickup the fucking energy, you fucks.

I'd rather look at futa than read this shit.

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reminder:

>>77979442
That's a long and well thought out answer, finnbro. But I've already made up my mind and I'm still not going to change my racist world views. Thanks anyways.

>>77979435
both men make a sperm cocktail then use the turkey baster of chance inseminate the host

@77979528
stay there then?

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haven't been able to watch any tennis since washington

>>77979411
I'm sorry but you clearly don't comprehend anything about world history. You think about history in terms of the "jews" as a conscious entity. Instead of in terms of geography, materialism and ideas.

Your view of history is essentially one were the you find it too hard to understand history so you anthropomorphize ethnic groups and probably countries. Countries and ethnicities don't have character traits, they act differently in different times depending on their view of history, their current political climate, their economic needs, what the great powers near by are doing, larger trends like industrialization and the once of nationalism or ommunism
But "the jews" doesn't mean shit so go shut the fuck up

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>>77979535

>>77979563
its funny because that actually gives rafa a better hairline then his

>>77979528
>I'd rather look at futa than read this shit.
>I'd rather look at futa
>futa
Anon, your taste is utter shit. I dislike tennis immensely, but even I know tennis is better than futa. Kill yourself.

>>77979528
this
stop with the history lessons you old fucks post /10is/ qts

>>77979576
>Countries and ethnicities don't have character traits
that's why niggers are so consistently smart right

Why did America enter World War I?
Why did America enter World War II?

>>77979611
masha potato face soon, cheer up

>>77979516
what subject?

I have taken multiple courses on Finnish history, one on Ukrainian, one class on Marxist political theory. My history professor is one of the leading Finnish historians, I have had regular discussions with him. Curiously he never talks about history in the same way you do.

I've also had a high school course about genocide and the holacaust in particular. Incedentally the people that perpetrated that genocide talked about jews in the same way you do. SO how should I take you seriously when you are so very clearly North American scum with little to no understanding on Russian history

>>77979624
n-nice b8 mate

>>77979637
do you want memes or actual answers?

http://www.openerarankings.com/Home
predict end of year rankings

>>77979637
why didnt you?

>>77979637
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

Albot's backhand is all over the place I'd be hitting to it every chance I get

>>77979637
bold questions on that subject from a swizz

>>77979411
I'm not ignoring you anymore so you gotta reply now faggot

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>>77979535

>>77979576
But I don't consider the world only in these terms, you're simply pigeon-holing me to destroy my reputation instead of my argument. Jews but more specifically globalist zionist DID organize these revolutions almost all simultaneously when countries were at their weakest after WWI, and it COULD be a conspiracy theory except that they succeeded in more than one country, and organized massive relocations and massacres for the local populations of those countries. We have the numbers and we knew their intentions. Mao's close advisors were even jews, and there is absolutely no reason for them to even have a say in Chinese politics, yet they did.

These were actual organized people enacting a plan that was written over decades, I'm not saying it was a simple matter. Read Theodor Herzl's diaries, you actually can read about all this before it even happened. Economic and cultural considerations are still as important as you say, but it doesn't overwrite these actual political manoeuvres that actually happened and physically change the geo-politics of Europe in the early 20th century.

>>77979677
Real answers. Who or what swayed the opinions inside the United States?

>>77979690
Austria and the German Empire kind of supported each other and didn't even ask us (as far as I know). Talking about WWI.

>>77979694
Really made me ponder.

>>77978938
Which were the GS events of the cold war? And which were the Masters 1000?

ANd what were the challengers?

>>77979744
shes just happy omg why did you have to make her cry france? :(

Is Queery the ideal 17th seed?
>tall
>predictable
>not particularly good at anything

>>77979654
>''you're a nazi so you're wrong''
This is why I can never talk about anything serious with liberals.

>only just now looked at the bracket
who is responsible for this?

>>77979755
The United States entered WWI because of the Germans' decision to resume the policy of unrestricted submarine warfare, and the so-called "Zimmerman telegram," intercepted by the British, in which Germany floated the idea of an alliance with Mexico.

>>77979795
do you understand that you use the same arguments that nazis did?

>>77979685
Nadal
Federer
Zverev
Cilic
Thiem
Dimitrov
Goffin
Querrey
Murray
Djokovic
Isner
Batista-Agut

>>77979856
>Zverev
#triggered

>>77979821
pasta

>>77979756
GS:
Cuban Missile Open
Korean Open
Bay of Pigs Open
Berlin Wall Open

1000s:
Suez open
Vietnam open
Cambodian open
Afghan open

Also an exhibition tournament on the moon

>>77979345
"[anything] the internet" is just a meaningless phrase now

>>77979795
I'm a anarchist, a communist, a libertarian socialist, but never again call me a liberal
>>77979749
>be a a FUCKING LEAF
>read the fucking zionist protocol

>never get a reply from this Finn again

lol


r8 my poem, also I recommend that you shouldn't reply to the Canadian if you want to see any productive discussion

he has been consistently annoying here for a while, not since 190kg man have this thread seen such a consistently annoying poster

Noah fence but these threads are much comfier when Euros fuck off. Except Spain he's okay

>>77979856
i dont think mischa will ever be top 5

>>77979865
lmao would it make you feel better if I typed out Zimmerman Telegram and German submarine warfare and that they were always going to eventually join the Allied powers?

>>77979877
>I'm a anarchist, a communist, a libertarian socialist
this is bait, right?

>>77979908
it's always americans living in bumfuck nowhere that make these kinds of posts

>>77979795
I did warn you a couple of threads back, if you are too far to the right then everyone looks like a liberal.

>>77979847
Maybe so, but the Germans had the right to defend their nation from the attempts by a Jewish plot to engineer a revolution in their homeland, especially after seeing how many deaths their ''death squads'' caused in eastern Europe. It's silly to simply believe that all nazis were outright wrong about everything. A whole population don't simply become insane, unlike what history books say about the rise of nazis in Germany.

>>77979900
extatic

>>77979756
>Which were the GS events of the cold war?
Korean War
Vietnam War
Cuban Missile Crisis
Afghanistan War


>And which were the Masters 1000?
Algerian War
Hungarian Revolution
Suez Crisis
Portuguese Colonial War
Ethiopian Civil War
Angolan Civil War
Cambodian–Vietnamese War
Iranian Revolution
Fall of Berlin Wall

talk tennis please

>>77979929
I don't even know if that's supposed to be an insult but I live in a city anyway. I guess it was obvious bait but I wasn't sure. leftys are getting more and more retarded by teh minute so its harder to tell who's joking and who's not

>>77979988
he gets it

Bill Collins>Shania Twain

thoughts on Mischa v Big Strong Brave John?

so can we all agree that M>A zverev's

I fucking hate Isner so much

>>77980039
currently yh, older head on the shoulders, knows what to do, but A will be good, give him 2-3 years

>>77980065
lowkey this

Could they have picked a more boring match for the night session?

QUESTION: dont they have to dress dark for the last match of the uso pen? or is it just fashion optional

>>77980075
they could have picked ur mum v ur dad

>>77980111
They don't play tennis

>>77980108
>dress dark
They prefer "Dress african american"

>>77980065
por que?

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>>77979765
Clearly I have no choice but to make her my gf and singlehandedly atone for the sins of my """"pipo"""", if you catch my drift

>>77980075
That side of the draw is shit so most likely not.

so one of:
Querrey
Albot
M.Zverev
Isner
Lorenzi
Anderson
Shapovalov
Carreño Busta
Pouille
Schwartzman

will be in the final
who's it gonna be lads

>>77980158
los manlets nunca aprenderemos

>>77980162
Cilic - Schwartzman was fun.

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QUEERY CONFIRMED SLAM FINALIST

>>77980200
Dubs confirm.

>>77980168
BIG KEV, the serve-bot who can play from the baseline.

>>77980168
sharpy

>>77980168
Eurosport say Anderson
I want DenShap
I've got a feeling it will be Querrey though

>>77980200
>autism NGO funds campaign

>>77980200
wtf is dis

>>77980158
You could just build a static ball machine that's 3 meters tall and only serves really hard, and it would be a good replacement for Isner. He's absolutely fucking shit when not serving.

>>77980200
Thiem is such a fucking retard

>>77980039
ofc, Sasha is a bitch boy, Misha is a cool customer

>>77979993
wasn't b8ing
>>77979985
Pretty good replies, but it's funnier if you put open after everything like the other ones
>>77979871
>Afghan open
I hear they are still playing this one, but they have downgraded it to a more low intensity atp 500


just to mention a few other important tournaments

>Prague challenger, played in the spring

>Budapest open, it flopped cause the big players were in the Egyptian masters

>South American swing, named Operation Condor: mostly dominated by sneaky Americans like Michael Chang and S&V like Sampras

>>77979685
Nadal
Federer
Wawrinka
Zverev
Cilic
Murray
Dimitrov
Goffin
Querrey
Djokovic

>>77980324
>wawrinka
is he not out for the rest of the year?

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why are romanian women so cute

>>77980376
moldovan genetics

>>77980168
Querrey will beat Isner/Zverev
Anderson will beat Lorenzi
Shapovalov will beat Carreno Busta
Pouille will beat Schwartzman

Querrey will beat Anderson
Pouille will beat Shapovalov

Pouille will beat Querrey

What a thrilling match so far.

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>>77980373
oh yeah
fug
too many injuries, lost track
in which case put bautista agut in the top 10

i can hear gabe snoring from spain

>>77980376
simo is so nice it makes me sad when she bottles things and talks bad about herself

>>77980415
Can't tell if you're being serious also Jizzner slight looks like Rawdick from the side

>>77980398
Carreno Busta will beat Dennis, I'm afraid; he will turn into a wall and frustrate the kid.

>>77980443
what does bottle mean

>>77980456
What's shap's record like against other nefarious pushers?

>>77980503
He's 18, does he even have a record?

>>77980473
back out or give up

>>77980473
building up to something, playing well, then losing/crumbling at the last moment. used a lot in the UK in sports. Spurs are the definition of bottlers

>>77980529
>>77980539
ty. yea halep is the spurs of tennis now that u mention it

Mischa is much more handsome than his brother not gay btw

>>77980528
https://www.atpworldtour.com/en/players/denis-shapovalov/su55/player-activity
looking through it now

Servebabbies were a mistake

>>77980503
beat nadal in montreal :^)

Shapovalov
Lopez
Llodra

any other one handed backhanded lefties or is that it?

>>77980663
A little guy called Gustavo Kuerten

turn the flash off you fucking cunt

>>77980569
He looks like an adult.

>>77980679
he was right handed

Hello /10/
I am the programmer who came up with the chatbot NazBot18 who has been posting under a Canadian flag. What do you think of my creation?

Vekic looks so much like the receptionist at my office building it's spooky

>>77980663
santoro

>>77980663
rios

protip;
never type 'dirty nerd' into duck duck go image search

thoughts on tennis whilst we're here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S5NZYZae4k

>>77980754
Did you fuck her

>le hit the ball super hard man

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>>77980663
easy

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>>77980877
forgot pic

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Is this accurate

oh look mr.pomo hater is back on joe rogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G59zsjM2UI

>>77980848
groovy

>>77980901
fabio is based tho.
he fixes matches and beats nadal when he feels like it.

Mischa totally figured Isner serve out.

>>77980901
also jack succ is our meme

I think something about being a lefty naturally calls you to use two hands as you counter the strong forehands
>>77980714
good point
>>77980811
he was two handed

>>77980901
not accurate at all

>>77980854
i fuckn wish

>>77980901
>federeddit
>our guy
>tursunov
>reddit

>>77980901
>fedora
>not reddit

>>77980983
I was actually not sure about Tursunov

Will take note for Fognini and Dmitri

>>77980904
DAYMN
>>77980663
only newfags don't have macca on that list

>>77980904
>people listen to this entire show

I feel so sad that people consume the garbage thoughts of that guy, he is so much more well trained at pseudo intellectualism that a genuine guy like JOey Rogan wont have a chance to call him on his bullshit


pffftuj

>>77980901
>federreddit
>memerev
>kyrgshit
DROPPED

Isner's hands are bigger than my chest

>>77980901
Djokovic in Reddit and SCAM with /ourguys/.

who are tennis players you have met? i met Istomin at eastbourne one year, he was a nice guy

>>77981103
Not in the field

Also people need to stop forcing this Federer Reddit agenda, Reddit can have 2nd best Nadal

The Adidas kit looks like a Lastros uniform from the 70s

>>77981131
I saw Federer once in 2013 and his calves were humongous

>>77981135
t. fedditor

>>77981131
I met Jarkko Nieminen at my local tennis center. Really cool guy

>>77981032
on the other hand, these two guests have both been at the centre of interesting incidents recently, not the usual rogan fodder, possibly

>>77981278
'koff eh

>>77980975
Just b yourself lad.

Yuroposters are the worst

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>>77981179
I don't know how long you've been browsing sp for but Federer has always been our guy

how jewish is that trainer

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>>77980065
>>77980274
what did you think of the isner-mahut match?

jizzner is injured ripip ;_;

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top keke

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The weak should fear the strong

>>77981611
The weak must fear the strong

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>>77981632
>>77981611

>>77981654
thought that was an israeli flag for a second and got excited

>>77981730
Classic American post.

how the f did zverev keep that volley in

>>77981762
came off the frame, so lucky

>>77981750
still don't know what ecuadar is even after checking

in russia, the ball shanks you

>we could have had another Isner - Kohlschreiber had Murray not withdraw

>>77981384
t. brainlet

>>77981912
you aren't even part of europe anymore senpai

>>77980901

>Albot not reddit
>Tomic our guy

>>77982035
we won't leave, it'll be a drawn out affair and we'll end up about the same

I can't remember M Zverev before A Zverev emerged, am I a casual in denial?

>>77982250
No, he was irrelevant before 2016

>>77980901
not bad desu

>serena had a girl
Will the reddit baby ever win a slam?

>>77980901

How is Tipsarevic not our guy?

>>77982250
he was injured for ages but he had some decent runs back in 2009-2010

Did ma boy cilic won?

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>>77982431
nope

>>77982431
sorry buddy

>>77982250
>exposes himself as a casual so blatantly
pottery

>>77982431
he got jewed

>>77982431
MANLET UPRISING

isner is so bad lmao

Jizzner in 5, bet you brother's job on it (to a muslim).

>>77982619
He doesn't look fit enough to handle five sets.

>ywn participate in a reverse gangbang with those 4 blondes

why is zverev wearing a psg hat?

why does isner have the most obvious playstyle

>hit big serve
>hit hard forehand
dude cmon

>>77982445
>>77982449
>>77982498
>>77982551
Fuck he lost to wartsman. I thought this is his time wew

I wonder how someone like Isner has sex. She must only come up to his nipples

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Pic is the waiting line to get into penkos hotel room for(for sexing)
>>77982951
Habia volvido de trabajo. Que pass hoy?

>>77983050
midget porn holds the answer

>mischa has made it farther in slams than his brother ever will
Really roasts my almonds

>Isner's run ends in a tiebreak
Pottery

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post yfw mischa gets to the final and alex never does.

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post yfw mischaz verev wins da uso pen

>mfw

>John "two fiddy" Isner

>>77983138
you still owe a pic from boat

This fucking draw, just lmao.

That Adidas shirt is fcking horrendous

isner is fucking shit lmao

Shapalovovodov is literally making the final

He learned how to roid properly.

I decided to be a serve bot on top of being a giant pusher. Is it possible for my height 5'10 to hit a 125mph serve?

>>77983142
What? I guess you mean the other German

>>77983214
It's a croat, actually.

>>77983212
no

>>77983212
yeah ez

TIME 4 MAI WAIFU KENIN

>>77983278
Literally who?

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Test

Kenin is so qt but she doesn't speak engrish

>>77978541
sexiest damn thing I've seen all week
girl's nice looking too

>>77983357
who dat

ServeBot (Isner) still keep losing. When will the USTA stop developing these wannabe Andy Roddick? We saw how Roddick couldn't capitalize after 2003 in the big moments b/c of his two dimensional game (Big Serve, Big Forehand)

>>77983491
how is she american again?

>its another roider x non roider match

>>77983549
soon as patrick mcenroe gets fired and americans stop cock sucking federer

>>77983549
>wannabe Andy Roddick
They're trying to develop Sampras 2.0 doe same with Roddick

>>77983562
He already got fired for saying Townsend needed to lose weight now it's some black lady

>>77983596
even worse
fire her also

would?

>>77983549
>wannabe Andy Roddick
Is Isner a jack ass too?

>>77983596
Lmao is that why when Boris Becker said John get involved with the usta he said fat chance?

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They're both cute. I don't want one of them to get knocked out

michael here. has masha started yet? can't login to espn for some reason and i'm at a friends place who doesn't have cable... about to head home to watch tho

>named sofia
>want to be called sonya
is it autism?

>>77983631
yeah

kenin looks like a womanlet

>>77983562
They need a new identity. Why don't they run a more Kyrgios, Tsgona, Dustin Brown style of tennis? It's entertaining and has potential to knock out Top 5 opponents.

Where do these grils put tennis balls under their skirt? "

>>77983684
They have a weird compression short thing attached to their skirt that they shove it under

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let's go queen

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>>77983684
newfag pls go

>>77983670
>Why don't they run a more Kyrgios, Tsgona, Dustin Brown style of tennis?
they all suck. there are several promising americans that are ~20 years young
>>77983684
into their masculine vaginas

>>77983720
>they all suck. there are several promising americans that are ~20 years young
what time do they play tomorrow?

>>77983720
>there are several promising americans that are ~20 years young
They'll all have Mardy Fish/Robby Ginepri tier careers

kenin has a trollface

>5'6
Nope

>>77983742
and a kyrgios career would be any better?

>>77983701
Is it mandatory to wear skirts? Its distracting af

>>77983717
Why would they do that? I bet the balls smells

Those moonballs won't work.

>moonshots

This ain't junior tennis

>>77983790
the dykes wear shorts, see csn

does this womanlet have thick thighs or is it just her stubby legs making an optical illusion?

>>77983790
Someone needs to replace the Pepe that's smelling the panties with tennis balls

>>77983790
>Is it mandatory to wear skirts? Its distracting af
Azarenka didn't

>>77983790
>>77983834
Océane didn't either, and I recall Alizé Lim wearing overalls at Roland.

why aren't we getting any cheeky camera angles of the ballgirls?

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>>77983861
Dodin did
Also is sheet big (if true) in France?

>interviews with parents while playing
Fuck off ESPN

why does it hurt when i pee?

damn sharapova is lookin rough

>>77984084
you got it from the toilet seat

went for a few beers after class w/ the lads and hav now been waitimg for bus home for 50 mins
feeling like kms desu

>>77984084
See a doctor, stop fucking sluts without protection.

>>77984135
>i have friends feel bad for me
protip: i don't

What memelat is kenin using? Is that a fucking pure strike?

>>77984135
wow wtf y is my flag uruguay????
I'm argentier phoneposting

>>77984135
Had his happened to me I would have been mugged and probably kidnapped already. You're lucky.

>>77984152
pure drive

>>77984159
you're safe, Ryan Lochte is back home

Why does Max Eisenjew have to sit so far away?

Sharapova is dressed like the bad guy