Malta v England

First for Malta

Lads, it's Malta

Can Malta and San Marino do it?

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So who will knock out England in the 16ths of the WC?

My money is on Uganda.

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Terrible so far. COME ON MALTA

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Absolute state of England

>2 NIGGERS and a sheep shagging bastard
Bravo ITV!

>not a single PL team would even entertain the idea of giving Southgate a job
>he's the national team manager

tenth for Malta

>>77975814
I'd put three lions on that shirt if you catch my drift

>>77975814
Made for BBC. Imagine Lukaku and Pogba spitroasting her.

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>>77975812
we'll finish third in our group

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Am I a traitor lads

>>77975814
post a pic of my sister again and I'll fucking wreck you m8. I know who you are, Tom.

GIVE MALTA YOUR ENERGY
EVERYONE

DON'T LET THE EVIL WIN

Paul Ince seems beta as fuck.

>>77975814
>>77975834
fuuuuck

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Paul Ince sounds like a British Mike Tyson

>>77975812
one off france's player farms

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>englel

>>77975844
can I have your sister's number?

>>77975858
That suit doesn't complement him, looks chubby Af

>>77975842
fuck m8, would love a cheeky malty right now

they should do the qualifiers as a tournament type thing over 2 weeks in the summers when there's no euros and no wc. no more international breaks, boring shit games like this would seem ok cos there's nothing else happening, no more international breaks, the prem season wouldn't get as rammed so players and managers wouldn't moan about 2 games a week sometimes, and no more international breaks

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Hello my pakistani friends, how is the game going?

I think you will be far too strong for tiny Malta, no?

>>77975855
>>77975834
>some people are this pathetic

Did Kane even doing anything?

>>77975812
Name?

>>77975875
Nice.

Since when did John Barnes do punditry?

>>77975900
Didn't even realise he was playing

Feels good being Welsh lads

Much prefer being irrelevant for 50 years and then being GOAT for a short while to just being constantly disappointing ala Englel

>>77975898
Look at her. You know she gets blacked on the reg.

>>77975908
Did you not watch John Barnes' football show on channel 5? It was atrocious.

>>77975884
I honestly think everything would be okay if it wasn't on ITV

>>77975904
heavy grison obviously
read the filemane

>>77975898
>some people are this insecure

>>77975894
0-0 but only ht. see you in russi...

>>77975884
>10 games in 2 weeks
But to be honest there's no need for this many games to decide that the seeding is 95% accurate.

>>77975908
he used to work on espn when they had the saturday evening kick offs

78% possession according to Whoscored for England

lads i dont think England will win..

>>77975921
I thought only white people could get blacked

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>>77975906
think so?

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>>77975875
Blimey

>>77975875

this rack is absolutely spectacular

>>77975898
>some people still take this bait

>create sport
>be absolute shit at it
What did englel mean by this?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY

>good to see ozil doing something

>>77975945
what the fuck is this artsy shit

>>77975768

who has declined more since 2002, Bam Margera or the England team?

>>77975945
Yes.

Watch this thick twat bring Sturridge on and leave Vardy on the bench.

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Stop posting English slags.

>>77975933
so insecure I don't fantasize about a girl getting fucked by other men rather than by me?

>>77975933
the niggerphilia is far more derived from insecurity than being tired of that stupid shit

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>>77975951
>gif

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50.000 Brits died on these shores

>>77975936
That's right you won't be going.

who else /stopped watching/ here?

>>77975975
who dis slit?

>>77975938
yeah it'd need a shake up, make the faroe islands and san marino duke it out for the chance to play literallywhoania before any proper teams get involved. it's just fucked the way it is.

>>77975875
MOMMY

>drawing against part time crusaders

>>77975930
Fine. Name of the model?

>>77976000
moosefix

>>77975963
thats what she said last night, la.

bet my wages on england win, if it loses i cant pay my rent next week

NOTHING LEFT TO MAKE ME FEEL SMALL

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First two threads on my /sp/ are communist propaganda. fuckouttahere

also lol at engerland

>>77975970
Bam did some decent Jackass movies and was in that Tony Hawks game.

England used to have actual GOATs playing. Now our best player is Harry Kane

malta is literally a fortress u pathetic ABE nerds

one of the hardest away games around
0-0 is a good result
shut the fuck up

>>77975988
Should have been more

>>77976015
what odds you got?

>>77975999
Not me, this is exactly what i wanted to see, just hope Malta score on a quick counter desu

>>77976009
unironically an accurate filename

>>77976001
>it's just fucked the way it is.
I thinking boring is the key word

>>77975976
>>77975977
so you don't watch porn? because by that definition your a cuck

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>>77976011
>moosefix

omg

Might go for a dump and stare at the contents of the bowl for 45 minutes, same as watching the 2nd half desu.

turgid stuff

reminds me of the last yuro championships

>tfw Rooney would be racking up his goal total against Malta

We made fun of him for it but we were wrong to.

>>77976025
I want Southgate apologists to leave

RASHGOAT

Pickford
Walker Cahill Keane Rose
Ward-Prowse Dier Carrick
Rashford Kane Alli

Why is it so hard to come up with an England team? We are so fucking shit.

>>77976015
dont worry lad, its fucking malta

FUCKING MALTA

>>77976019
To be honest, how much money do these cunts really need? You don't need to shit in gold toilet.

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BASH THE GASH RASH!

>>77976027
2k on for £60 winnings

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>>77976056
>Ward-Prowse

just put £3 on malta to win, up the malteasers

>>77976063
>posting animals

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>>77976051
>tfw the age of rooney is coming to an end

>The Wally with the Brolly
>The Bottler in the Blue shirt

>>77976065
fucking hell mate thats atrocious

>>77976065
JUST

>>77976051
nah fuck off they have to learn to play properly without pooney

>>77976065
anon what are you playing at
deactivate ur account

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Can't win without the Conqueror of Malta

Malta aren't even profesionnal players

>>77976040
If I was watching this girl in porn I'd be imagining me fucking her rather than Lukaku and Pogba like some weirdo

>>77976065
lmao

>>77976015

you should have bet on Floyd last week

>>77976072
What odds?

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>>77976025

>>77976040
I didn't know every porn star was actually my girlfriend

here comes trashford

>>77976041
>bites fist

>A premier league team will hire Southgate at some point after he is sacked from England.

>Skinrash

Turning it off. Fuck this.

Bring back Mclaren.

Just jumped in lads. What the fuck is England doing and how much y'all losing for betting on England

>>77976065

this is fake

>>77976112
i honestly do not think so

maybe championship

>>77976100
>9 men

>>77976097
40/1 lad

Should I be glad I'm not watching this?

>>77976089
me too you moron, he just said what if she did a video with them. I'm not gonna fantasize about them fucking her, it'll be me AND lukaku, I look a bit like pogba tbf

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>0 - 0

>>77976065
Should be ok, can see England scraping it 0-1. Not a bet that's good for the old ticker though.

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England are boring as fuck. Gareth Southgate needs to piss off asap. Time to fap to a VN instead of watching this shit.

>>77976062
Why would you put every gold toilet maker out of a job you fucking evil monster?

Bring Back Sven

>>77975990
Hahaha yes nailed that english tory CUNT

>>77976100
>half time 1-1

>>77976122
failing to score vs conference national league players

englel are hopeless

>Hoddle trying to legitimise Alli's shiteness by saying the wingers weren't wide enough

why is this cretin allowed to commentate?

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>>77976065

>The absolute state of gambling shitters

>>77975945
oh fuck, is that the joost?

>>77976131
Holy shit that's actually a good bet

Albrighton is the best crosser in England yet is sat at home.

>city trying to fob him off to arselel
>subbed off at half time against malta

>the city of sterlel

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>>77976133
>I look a bit like pogba tbf

The key to betting is to just bet against whatever the normie plebs are betting on:

for example:
>connor mcgregor
>england
>manchester city

Can't blame Alli when the wingers aren't wide enough

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The England Band need to fuck right off.

>blaming Southgate

When your country goes through 100 managers and it's still shit maybe it's time to reevaluate where the problem is.

Maybe don't play two deep lying central midfielders against fucking Malta

>>77976065
Screencap it

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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>>77976138
What VN sempai?

>>77976170
what do you think the problem is?

I just watch this shitshow for the kek

there is even a circus music in background

England, hire me as manager, in FIFA 15 I made an all-white Nottingham Forest win the premier league three times
I think my record speaks for itself

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>This band

I think the main problem is they don't have Wayne 'the Murderer of Malta' Rooney on the squad

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>>77975875

Who is this? name doesn't turn anything up

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>>77976165
>

>I decided to watch this match over Czhcia-Germany
>merely because there'd be more goals

I done fucked it all up guys

>>77976161
>City tried to fob him off
The worse thing is they didn't, Arsene Wenger actually wanted him as a Sanchez replacement and Pep said no

What does Livermore actually do?

He's not a Pirlo to ping long passes
He's not a Iniesta that makes short incisive passes
He's not a Dembele that is a physical beast
He's not a Matic to screen the defence

GET SPURS SHITE OUT OF MY ENGLAND SIDE NOW!!!

>not liking the England band

Bet you'd rather someone blasts stormzy from their phone you darkie sympathisers

>>77976166
the key to betting is not to bet

>>77976100
so they had only one goal lead by the time Malta started getting players sent off

>>77976200
He satisfies the mongs that want players in the England team from outside the top clubs

>>77976200

coke

need a few more black lads on the pitch with good legs

>>77975875
some top mbappes

>>77975875
simply stunning

>livermore having to push a part time bin man off the ball

can england get any more pathetic?

>>77976207
Absolutely

>>77976161
Arsenal were the ones asking for Sterling, not the other way around.

Sterling's a shit winger tbqh, he's not that good at taking players on, and he's got a shit cross on him. He's good off the ball, and he makes a lot of smart runs, but England's midfielders are too shit to take advantage of that.

Glad we didn't sign Walker desu

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Time to recall the best player to ever put on the shirt.

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>>77976182
English players obv. Most overrated cunts in the world.

>mfw someone actually paid 38 million real money on Oxlade

>itchy arse
>picked my arsehole
>got carried away
>finger now brown
>cba get up
what do?

Just wait til Drinkeh is back fit. We'll batter Malta 1-0

>>77975875
Sharon Lee's rack looks similar. Why she's my favourite.

>>77976210
not at all

I've made over £500 from betting - you just have to never bet for the sake of it

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>>77975875

Mmmbapps

England are shit, take them off.

SCHEMBRI

>>77976196
I spent like an hour finding out who is was once, she doesn't have anymore pics/vids online so it's not really worth it

some hungarian bird for what it's worth

>>77976207
this
they are criminally underrated

>>77976233
lick it clean, like people did 5000 years ago

>>77976233
Suck it clean

>>77976233
kys

am i in /brit/?

>>77976229
so your solution is to just fold the team then or what?

>>77976207
England band are fucking terrible. It adds to the depressing atmosphere when their garbage echoes around the stadium.

How about sing some fucking songs instead?

>>77976233
use a bidet/shower to clean your arse after shitting

fucking barbarian

>>77976223
plus he's a lot better on the left, southgate should have taken off oxtail chambermaid and moved him over

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>>77976178
Dracu-Riot

Can you imagine if England lose this.

Scenes, lads.

Absolute, scenes.

>>77976233

Succ da fingy

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>livermore
>southgate
>itv
where did it all go wrong?

what are you top 3 crisps lads?

Malta going close there, Hart was beat

Dubs and Malta wins

We need some tribal drumming or something. The England band just inspires sleep and not fight, no wonder the national team are shit

>>77975875
cow tits, disgusting

>>77976271
I really hope they do at this point

>>77976276
do they still do these?

>>77976271
Please.

>>77976233
Wipe it on the bottom of your sock

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>>77976271
the banter would be glorious

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>the murderer of malta

KANE

ITS COMING HOME LADS

GIVE SOUTHGATE A NEW CONTRACT

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>>77975875

W
H
O

bout damn time

>we actually scored
Thank fuck I can turn it off now

About fucking time

>SEPTEMBER 1ST

>>77976276
Hesitant to try these. I see them in Asda but as you know, we don't do paprika in this country (they cum in their pants over the flavour on the continent).

KANE

I want Hart to concede a howler

ABEs completely BTFO

>>77976259

find a coach with the stones to tell the primadonna premier league players to fuck off and use actual Brave English Lions from the Championship who will get stuck in and play with heart

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>still 0-0

uhhh hello???

>>77976259
Press and public needs to make them aware they are actually shit and not worth the money they are paid. If you give them enough shit maybe they'll start caring.

Oh, right. It is September today.

Crisis over, world cup is ours

what does kane have against august

>>77976276
yorkshire sauce crisps
salt & vinegar kettle chips
seabrook beefy crisps

NA NA NA! NA NA NA! NA NA! NA NA! NA NAAAAAAA! WE'RE ENGERLAND!

BIG GUY

>>77976271
YOU JINXED IT YOU CUNT

The state of maltese defending lmao

ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND

YESSSSSS

IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

>>77976323
so more players like livermore?

>Pep Southgate acting like it was a already-12-0-up-goal

HAHAHAHAHAHA LE AUGUST MEME

>Scored against Juventus at Wembley this August

>HARRYLUYAH

Literally the new Wayne Rooney. Score against poub teams for fun then play utter fucking shit when it matters

KANE?

FUCK OFF SOUTHGATE

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APOLOGIZE

lol we're fucking battering these maltesers

Fill in the blank lads

Harry Kane is a _____ season wonder

>>77976328
the last few years the public have concluded that they're shit

a poster made a post about it in the previous thread saying that you never see people wearing england shirts any more and thats true

>malta player punches the air in frustration when england score

did he really want to hold on for the 0-0 and celebrate the moral victory? get fucked you retard

>celebrating 1-0 against fucking Malta
The neighborhood of england Jesus

>>77976276
>Not Actual Size

Gets me every single time.

>The Murderer of Malta

IT'S COMING HOME IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING FOOTBALLS COMING HOME

Another step on the road to lifting the trophy on 15 July next year.

>>77976362
ten

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>the manhandler of malta

>>77976355
scored two against France

Took 50 minutes to score against fucking Malta

Is Hendo unironically the best long-passer in the country?

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FOOKIN HURRICANE

Fuck off Kane

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>>77976317

>we don't do paprika in this country

In less Cultured parts, maybe.

The Massacre at Malta

>>77976362
n infinite

NOW PARK THE BUS LADS

Floodgates time now lads, watch us score another 5.

>>77976317
it's a top class crisp lad get stuck in

>>77976386
she is not a lesbian

do you fucking hear me?

>>77976393
Possibly the GOAT seasoning

red salt is king

england pen incoming

THE VANQUISHER OF VALETTA

APOLOGIZE

Livermore is awful. He's brought nothing going forward and just fouls every time he has to defend.

Get Kane off now and bring on another defender to close the game out

Tbqh, they really need to be beating small teams like England if they want to advance.

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>the maltese bichon

>>77976382
>france
>not shit

he's from pompey

>>77976393
Seasoning of the gods mate

The mauler of Malta

>>77976422
Is that you Souness?

>THE MURDERER OF MOSTA

>>77976382
Was it in a competitive match?
>>77976426
PLEASE have a girlpenis

>>77976426
It's not HT m8

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the miracle in malta

>>77976426
ass looks shopped

>>77976432
brazillians are really getting ahead of themselves on this board it seems

>>77976426
i'd love to put my penis in her vagoo if you see what i mean

>>77976417
how is he in the team?

C I T I Z E N
A
N
E

>>77976426
i'd suck a fart out of that ass with a straw made from solid radium for a chance to see her ass again

This never would of happened if the FA hadn't sacked Big Sam.

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slovakia at wembley

>>77976454
let them, it'll be funnier when they get EXPOSED again

Are we living in, dare i say it, The age of Kane?

It really triggers me when they complain about flight times like it makes any difference

3 hours, oh no

would you eat a fairly hot girl's poo to have sex with her lads

Why does Alli exist?

>>77976426
pls have a dicc

I COULD FUCKING GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW, THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS

>>77976496
tell your children of this goal, for it defines, for it shapes the history of the land

>>77976366
Yes he wanted that. Who wouldnt?

The England band are such annoying cunts. Stop playing your fucking instruments for the full 90 minutes, you're not even good

>>77976470
No idea m8, I'd rather play Barry

>>77976454
That's because there wasn't so many of them. Once there's a lot, things start to change and they turn into gobshites looking to cause trouble and rape children. It's like that with any mass amount of (((immigration))) though desu.

>>77976511
that would be the best part tbqh

>>77976426
Sauce?

>>77976520
>ass

Waste of sperm

>the absolute state of northern ireland

hellfire, come on lads it's san marino

the ironic waey when england scored

>>77976503
It's fucking bullshit. Lower league players spend that amount of time on a bus to some away games, on the day of the match.

>>77976511
Define 'fairly'

Just noticed you can't spell eXpOsed without OX haha

>>77976529
not sure i'd compare buying into national football team hype with raping children but ok

>>77976541
0-0 away is a result m8

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>San Marino 0 - 0 Northern Ireland

I have to support England because of muh heritage reeeee

>>77976524
I think I'd have a heart attack just remembering these glorious memories

>>77976551
OXposed

>>77976485
>tfw me and my dad may be going up to watch it

Don't really want to go now after watching this dross

https://twitter.com/JTPeachey/status/903697514012041219

There is no excuse for Kane not scoring 4 already.

FFS Malta

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Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she cums. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.

>>77976558
based

FUCK THE HUNS

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a fuck off spider just landed on me

>>77976569
no you dont

>Alli's hair

Looks like he's going for Braids

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>>77976579
wut

>>77976547
enough to turn a few heads while out in town

>>77976594
yes i do , im not actually american sooooo
>as in im a first generation immigrant who only came here because parents and im leaving as soon as i turn 30

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>the state of english defending

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Joe Hart is still England #1

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>Still no Vardy

>>77976592
spiders need to be genocided

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>northern irish shooting accuracy
should stick to homemade bombs desu

>>77976485
>smoking on the job
unprofessional. bet he solves fuck all crimes

>>77976609
woodberry Abbey

>>77976592
Suck it clean

>>77976612
Go on then lad

Just give the land back to the Irish already ffs

why are england so shit?

>>77976592
Feed him to the pigs

>>77976642

this

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>>77976628

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>>77976511
what's the catch?

>>77976592
Do spiders have cocks?

why is this thread so /brit/ tier? trash tbqhwy

>>77976642
We should just give you to the states tbqh.

rash

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>20 minutes and still no reply from my tinder match
she's getting railed by a BBC isn't she?

>>77976664
You forgot the m8

Who's your favourite Arsenal player that's playing for England right now?

>>77976673
Ask her if she's there a couple of times

>>77976664

rorke