/english prem/ - Starving nurses edition

Got no friends left

biggest shocker is seeing how much adele made

>english prem

>>77975091
what are these numbers

that's too much for aeroplane imo

>>77975220
How much each club in the English Premiership spent this summer.

>>77975271
who did spurs spend all that cash on?

can Everton be a big club?

>>77975333
Aurier, Sanchez, Llorente and Foyth

I'm not watching; how badly are England playing?

>>77975432
completely forgot sanchez

>me

>>77975451
very

>>77975500
>>77975432
Spurs signed Sanchez?!

>>77975564
Davinson Sanchez

Who is doing worse right now, England or Northern Ireland?

how the hell is southgate england manager

>>77975746
Yes man mentality

>>77975679
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Marino_national_football_team#List_of_matches_not_lost_by_San_Marino

>>77975091

Arsenal getting outspent by Watford hahahahahha

Arsenal finish the transfer window with a netspend of +23m kek. Fucking joke club.

>>77975885
look err we tried to make the deal happen but Monaco refused when Wilshere comes back from loan he'll be like a new signing

Look, even Italy struggled to beat Malta 1-0. Maybe Malta is actually improving.

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*gets snubbed*
*keeps job anyway*

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really made me think

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rashford on for sterling

>>77976047
I feel like Freddos were 10p in 1999 desu.

>>77976047
Does british people really use x at the end of their sentences unironically? I always thought it was a bit of a meme, only used seriously by people that are actually stupid.

>>77976194
i don't think sending kisses is a uniquely british thing bruv

>>77976194
>I always thought it was a bit of a meme, only used seriously by people that are actually stupid

Yeah. It's like racism.

AUGUST IS OVER

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>>77976247
How do you suppose you "send a kiss" then? I always thought you had to be there to give or receive it

>>77976264
I like that, nice

>>77976264
GOTTEM

>>77976359
https://www.techwalla.com/articles/how-to-send-a-kiss-in-text

>>77976264

SLAAY QUEEEN.

>>77975091
adele should have to ring up soldiers and nurses' wives

>>77976406
You just know some 50 year old has been sat reading this while actually learning something new. I don't rate technology that much these days 2bh

NI still haven't scored lads.

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>tfw the age of rooney has come to an end

>>77976359
I chatted to a Norwegian girl and she was similarly perplexed with kisses at the end of a text, are you all autistic?

>>77976481
i like to think my dad uses articles like that to chat up gilfs

>>77976561
>Norwegian
>autistic

sounds about right

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Who's graduating this year in the Prem?

>>77976561
Well yeah, how did you chat up a Norwegian girl without knowing anything about Norway?

>>77976548
If you could Kindle the first flame of the age of Rooney would ya?

>>77976606
just comes natural to us black lads

>>77976606
Because she wanted to teach me about her strange country I guess, worked at some fish science thing of course

>>77976610
no

>>77976610
Very well

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

>>77976548
Was he even good for England?

>>77976706
those braces against teams outside of the top 100 were vital lad

>>77976706
all time top goalscorer and outfield cap leader

>>77976751
#respect

>>77976751
Yeah but how many trophies won lad. Honestly all I will remember from his career is him stomping on Carvalho's nuts.

>>77976886
Won CL, played in 2 more finals

>>77976751
someone post a screencap of that japanese post

>>77976919
So he's basically a shit Juventus

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>mfw listening to xfm ricky gervais show all day

Will there ever be a better radio show?

>>77976951
>a shit Juventus
I said he won the CL

>>77976919
Was talking about England career.

>>77976958

I was watching the best bits on Audible and it's so fucking good,just annoying there are no more Ricky Gervais podcasts.

>>77977052
what trophies has any england player ever won?

pointless measure of international success for the vast majority of nation teams

>>77977052
Senior Career: Same number as Messi

>>77977109
Italy, Spain, Germany, Portugal have all won trophies in the last 10 years or so

Surely England considers itself in the same tier as these teams :^)

>>77976958
>>77977104
enjoyed the office but cant stand him 2bh

>>77977109
ballon dor

Spanish window is closing and Costa has been registered in Chelseas PL squad

Rashford is miles ahead of mbappe

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>>77977295
Has he been registered in their CL squad too?

>>77977244
Well yeah I'm glad I don't actually know the guy in real life, but he is hilarious to listen to when you put him in a room with Merchant carrying him trough the show, setting him up etc. and Karl being Karl

Rashford should unironically start for England

>>77977398
who should ironically start?

>>77977435
rooney

>>77977336
Poor Lichtsteiner, he's been left out for a second year.

>>77977435
Adam Johnson

Rashford should unironically start picking cotton in the field again

>>77977482

You got me there.

>>77977515
>I now remember this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U

Danny Welbeck is the anti-messi

>>77977585
is this the much talked about pidgin dialect?

>>77977585
>the most racist field-trip ever
Like there's a lot of competition for that.

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Thibaut Courtois @thibautcourtois 13m
SE QUEDA @diegocosta

what did he mean by this

>>77977515
Careful you dont get arrested for all that edge

>/english prem/
dafuq
literally the gayest thing i've ever seen
gayer than bradley cooper and cr7 picking flowers

>>77977798
suddenly want to a teacher in the 60s and compete in this competition

>>77976649
>chats up norwegian fish scientist
actually impressed m8

>tfw forgot about flags
leaving india soon to go back to burger paradise

You now remember Jack Grealish

>>77977981
who

>>77977981
Is he non-league?

>poo burgers

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Is this anyone's little sister?

She's almost ten years younger but I'm gonna shag her anyway

>>77978007
Nice hip-waist ratio la

>>77978007
good lad

>>77978007
I hope you think of /epl/ when you're fucking and lose wood

man moth?!

>>77978071
Carveries only make me harder

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>>77977336
>this isn't the J|List
>nor is it the Jj List revealed on J Live
pathetic desu

wayne lad what have you done

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>>77978147
What about pizza Hut?

>>77978190
It's Gg

(get it? Because that sounds like Gigi aka Buffon. BTW, I would really like for this to become a meme)

>>77978203
>Solid 9 in UK

Bahahhahaha, no wonder so many euro poorball players go after their twink teamates

>>77978327
he was drinking for 10 hours m8

anything looks like a solid 9 after that

There shouldn't be any TV rights. Anyone who is able to record the game and able to put in on their channel or stream it on the internet should be able to do so. Just like with the journalist who goes and writes a match report. What would happen if one newspaper had exclusive rights for the match report? The clubs would get rich and so would that newspaper, at the expense of fans. Get rid of granting of rights (which are actually privileges) and you'll see some real competition which benefits the consumer as it should and not this phony competition which just benefits the Premier League clubs.

>>77978352
>Having to drink 10 hours to find women attractive

Makes sense Luigi

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>>77978372

>>77976194
Only brain dead normies

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>>77978328
>Suranne Jones
Had such a crush on her when she was on corrie

>>77976706
"no"

>>77978390
>he doesn't have a gf
won't get one with that attitude neither

>>77978328
Who gives a fuck that Coleen is pregnant and what does it have to do with anyone else that Rooney got drunk? If he was drunk and telling state secrets to North Korea then it would be our business; otherwise, no.

>>77978392
bang tidy

>>77978437
the guy sold his wedding snaps to a gassip mag

his private life is fair game

>>77978437
It sells papers.

>>77978203
It's been a mad few hours innit

>>77978424
I was seeing a girl and never sent fucking xxx's

It's a uniquely female/beta thing

>>77978472
back up alpha coming through

>Carlisle United will take another look at defender Clint Hill, who is training with the club, says boss Keith Curle. Hill, 38, is without a side since his departure from Rangers at the end of last season having made 628 appearances for seven different clubs. Curle worked with the defender, who scored six goals in 32 games for Rangers last season, while a coach at Crystal Palace and QPR.

Just fucking retire, Jesus.

>>77978472
I wish my dad would stop fucking sending me xxxx's in texts

>>77978540
i always send my dad kisses in texts and he never reciprocates

always send kisses to my sister as well hate that bitch

>>77978558
It's more than kisses I give your sister

>>77978540
I sent my dad a text saying I love watching your arse as you walk away by accident

i remember the fitty in year 5 put a X on the Christmas card she gave me. Turns out she just did it on everyone's. Fuck women.

>>77975091
>Nurses make 23 average
That sucks. I make 120k here.

>>77978564
hugs?

>>77978576
I hope this is real

I'm in a pub and dru m

Please talkgo me lads

>>77978640
take a pic

>>77978640
hello lad~

what're u drinking? x

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>>77978648

>>77978671
It's a beer festival so I've been on mostly strong stouts

Maxim Maximus was very good

>>77978680
looks like the carpet of a best western or quality inn or some shite

>>77978680
Now lift the camera up and point it at a woman's arse, I don't wanna see the grandma carpet

>>77978718
That's immoral

>FREE JOEL CAMPBELL

Currently trying to stalk my 18 year old coworker on FB

It has so far not been fruitful

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>english office workers

>>77978794
would tbf

>>77978794

Her nose looks like it melted and slid down her face.

>>77978832
The "Micheal Jackson

>>77978794
shit kylie minogue imitator

>>77978794
are they fake

Tinder lads from the England thread please give us an update

>>77978794
terrible nose job but still would

>>77978840
Well obviously

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>>77978900
>Tinder lads from the England thread please give us an update
im the guy that was talking to the girl i knew from school because she was my only match

we exchanged a few messages and it was going well but then the conversation died and now i regret not asking her what she was doing on the weekend and then potentially setting up a date

>>77978794
How's it possible to be a millionaire and having to settle for this?

Mourinho is playing in tomorrow's Grenfell charity match.

>>77979051
no he isnt

>>77978969
may as well message her now anyway, nothing to lose mate

Someone told me a cute petite brunette I remember from school is on Okcupid. I'm going to sign up just for her but she probably remembers I went out with a two of her friends and might be aware I later hit on another 4 of them. That group was my entire pool of women for over a year.

>>77979065
He is according to sky.

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AND SHE LAUGHED NO MORE

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Costa is LITERALLY* still at Chelsea

*figuratively, I actually don't know where he is.

>>77979133
>*figuratively, I actually don't know where he is.
Does anyone know where Mahrez is?

Messi's contract expires January 1st

>>77979144
London, Paris, why be in a single place

>>77979148
2021?

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worst ever window for barca

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>>77979051
Mourinho signing Mourinho when?

>>77978621
I had just seen him in town when I was with my gf and as she was leaving to go somewher I texted the wrong recipient

>>77979427
how did he respond?

>>77979470
Just said I think you got the wrong person, then I realised it was my dad's number and felt utter embarrassment

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I bet the higher ups at Sky Sports hate international breaks.

Look at the domestic football they have to show this weekend to cover the gap:
>Saturday lunchtime: Bradford City v Bristol Rovers
>Sunday afternoon: Portsmouth v Rotherham United
>their faces when

Rubbish.

>>77979777
I watched the France-Netherlands game yesterday. If international breaks were more like that, I would be interested.

>>77979777
I hope Pompey keep rising

>>77979777
it's not too bad they can use the breaks to help fill their obligations to show lower league games

GOT ON THE BUS WITH ME DAY SAVER

>>77979825
It was a really bad match though
>Holland literally couldn't bebothered and passed the ball around their defence for 50 minutes
>Janssen beign a lazy fuck
>Most the french team being cocky shits (Coman, Pogba, Lemar)
>Greizmanns gay as fuck celebration
>Van Persie unironically being Holland MoTM

Why not play the international break while the meme friendly cups are being played

>>77979943
I was still interested though because of the big names involved (obviously Netherlands are a shadow). Whereas England tonight I could give a fuck. Basically give me prestigious mid-season international games and cover it like they're Champions League matches and I will watch.

Good read about deadline day deals here

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2730888-a-day-in-the-life-of-sheffield-united-boss-chris-wilder-on-transfer-deadline-day

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>>77979943
DELET

We should've gotten Big Sam in instead of Dick Lawyer

>>77979943
Explain me how Lemar and Coman have been cocky. I will wait.

>>77980363
They're blacks. Blacks have big cocks, ask your mam.

>>77980408
you obviously didn't watch naked attraction earlier

>>77980363
In the first half they were shit

>>77980362
No one can save a shit youth setup

Lol my gf loves the France national team and Manchester United all of a sudden she's from Birmingham and doesn't like football anyway I thought wtf

>>77981107
Lad it's 1am on a saturday morning and your making cuck jokes in the /english prem/ thread on the sports section of 4chan

sort yourself out

>>77981126
I am not the same as this >>77980408 anon

Get over yourself anyway la

>>77978794
Dire plastic surgery desu. Deserves a refund.

>>77981126
Cuckposting is a full time job la

>>77976264
>#SayNoToRacism #Respect #Inshallah

>snubchester

who else /cocaine/ here?

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Who's going to win the Manchester City vs Liverpool game? Will either defence be able to stifle the opposition and concede only single figures?

Just want to say eid mubarak to all my brothers on /sp/

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>>77984075

>>77980095
>Whereas England tonight I could give a fuck
>I could give a fuck
>could give a fuck

That better be a misspelling and not some AmericaniZed faggotry.

>>77984295
I don't give a fuck therefore there is a potential fuck to give.

>>77976751
How many against San Marino and Faroe Islands

>>77984091
Classic post, that.

>>77978794
>this is a "babe" according to the sun

Real Madrid sanctioned a move to Manchester United for winger Gareth Bale, but the 28-year-old Wales player rejected the chance to move to Old Trafford

>Brazil team-mates of Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, reportedly saw him crying before the World Cup qualifying victory over Ecuador, after his move to Barcelona broke down

Chelsea playmaker Eden Hazard, 26, has joked he could be worth as much as 300m euros (£265m) in the current transfer market, following Neymar's £200m move to Paris St-Germain and a spate of other mammoth transfer fees.

>Newcastle manager Rafael Benitez, 57, would be tempted to take the West Ham job were Slaven Bilic to leave following a disappointing transfer window.

Former West Ham striker Dean Ashton criticised Fernando Llorente's decision to join Tottenham over Chelsea, following the 32-year-old striker's move from Swansea

do you reckon coutinho plays against city? who drops out - wijnaldum?

>>77986891
>>Chelsea playmaker Eden Hazard, 26, has joked he could be worth as much as 300m euros (£265m) in the current transfer market, following Neymar's £200m move to Paris St-Germain and a spate of other mammoth transfer fees.

If only he was that confident with the ball at his feet

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>yfw Scotland fans have to like Strachan now

i miss trans lads

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Going good, only Portugal and Italy are above us in the runner up places

>>77986891
>Former West Ham striker Dean Ashton criticised Fernando Llorente's decision to join Tottenham over Chelsea, following the 32-year-old striker's move from Swansea
Why? I don't see the link

>>77975091
How many elite doctors would that pay?

>>77987365
bout tree fiddy

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>>77987365
Base a doctor will probably make about £75k to £100k p/y but can make a shit laod more if they work after hours (heard some surgeon made over a million last year). I don't get why people complain that much about nurse wages though, they're pretty standard wages desu, maybe £3k or £5k behind other qualifed jobs but they can probably get overtime alot easier than say an engineer

>>77986891
>Brazil team-mates of Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, reportedly saw him crying before the World Cup qualifying victory over Ecuador, after his move to Barcelona broke down
qt on suicide watch.

>>77987395
>heard some surgeon made over a million last year
that would probably be private outside NHS and he works as a contractor. Still great

>>77986891
>Real Madrid sanctioned a move to Manchester United for winger Gareth Bale, but the 28-year-old Wales player rejected the chance to move to Old Trafford
SNUBBED AHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA SNUBBED
S N U B B E D
SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB SNUB

SNUBBED!!

>>77977192
You will not find one person that puts us on the same level as those teams

>>77987522

m8 last season literal who's were saying they turned down man United. Most of them we weren't even linked to it is all just BS.

>>77978390
>tfw too intelligent to leave an 'x' at the end of a message

>>77987522
>Real Madrid sanctioned a move to Manchester United for winger Gareth Bale
I highly, highly doubt this

>>77979777
>Chatting shit about Portsmouth
>>77979852
ty

>>77987738
When was the last time you spoke to a non-related-to-you girl?

>>77987758
I've literally never spoken to anyone

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This is on Sky 1 later at 2pm. José is one of the confirmed special guests, doubt it but wonder if that means he'll play.

>>77987822
way too many players imo
needs abit of quality control

>might get made redundant on Thursday

Life's great lads

Pls kill me

>>77987822
>Muh Grenfell
>Muh moneygrabbing blacks and muds out for another free payday

>>77987949

What you do for work lad?

also tinie tempah kek the guy is still touring from his one and only album which came out like 8 years ago
>pass out

>>77987955
literally lost their homes and all their worldly possessions lad

>>77987963
He posts the BBC transfer gossip

>>77987822
Why is Rashford's mum playing?

good morning lads

>>77987989
morning was 5 hours ago

>>77987974
Yeah, and they were all in social housing which the government provide them with. And any sensible person would have home insurance. They're not out of pocket at all.

>>77978988
Seriously, these guys have loadsa money and there are pornstars better looking than that. Surely they must have better offers.

>>77979263
oh my dayz blud, Barca are in shambles

>>77987989
Top of the morning to you

>>77988028
uh huh, so if your flat/house burned to the ground and everything you on inside it (including photos, porn collection, you copy of mein kampf etc.) that you wouldn't be out of pocket at all?

you're an idiot

>>77988007
the morning is delayed on the weekend though

>>77987822
I pray to god that based Damian Lewis will half Russell Howard

Am I really the only one that will say it? Fine, get gay sex out of football, it is not welcome.

>>77987822
This whole event's embarrassing. They've probably been all shifted into mansions knowing London anyroad.

>>77988057
No, because I'd have home insurance to cover material losses. Alan Shearer playing a football match isn't going to help in bringing back my creepshot photo collection and TB hard drive of trap porn.

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>>77975091
>215m

that's chump change

Brazil to win world cup

>>77988136
pretty sure its going to be italy

>>77988136
Bold

now that harry kane has a 1-in-2 goalscoring record for england, is he officially good for the national team now?

>>77988156
Yeah just NOT IN AUGUST HAHAHA LADS XDXD

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>>77988136
>>77988148
>
It's coming home.

>>77988136
Portugal is the strongest country in the world

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>"The player has chosen to stay at Monaco," Wenger told beIN SPORTS.
>The 21-year old was the subject of a £92m bid from Arsenal but instead opted to remain at French side

>>77988160
holy shit thanks bog sim

>>77988160
It would be hilarious to see Henderson and Welbeck get revered for decades.

>>77988160
3 LINES ON A SHIRT
JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING

>>77988160
confirmed
tybbs

>>77988179
>3 Lines
pls be memeing

>>77988160
In 2013 we didn't even know of legends like Alli and Kane and bog sim still predicted it.

>>77987963
Money

>>77988184
hello newfriend

>>77988184
You know the other line is wrong as well right?

>>77988184
So let me get this straight

You still don't know the line isn't jewelles remain?

>>77988184
Human beans are allowed to make mistakes

>>77976264
seriously though, I was anti-racist until I started working for the criminal justice system

There's a reason people who are around ethnic minorities a lot are racist. It's because racism is just common sense

>>77988184
its 3 lines
you know like dicky linehart

monaco are a better club than arsenal you can't blame him for staying

>>77976194
U okay Hun x

>>77988209
so the criminal justice system is institutionally racist by a member's own admission?

good to know

>>77988208
It's hard when people are so pacific about sentences

>>77984702
But "couldn't give a fuck" shows that you care so little there isn't even a single potential fuck to give. You see yet, lad? Eh? Come on.
>stop dumbing yourself down by using Americanpozd English

>>77988057
you're an idiot if you think England is going to survive another 50 years of wanton "immigration" lad

Is it possible to have a release clause in your contract in the Premier League? I don't remember anyone having one, but I wonder if it's possible

>>77988277
Suarez had one

>>77988305
No he didn't ;)

>>77988277
You can but it's rare.

>>77988277
Remember when Arsenal tried that pathetic jewy shit with bidding 40m and 1 pound for Suarez? Suarez's release clause was 40m.

>>77988376
I don't get what the big deal was about this, isn't that the point of a release clause? why bid more?

>>77988386
the £1 just seemed like a bit of a piss-take

>>77988376
why would they pay more if they didnt need to?
or do you think moyes paying more for fellaini than he needed to was a master stroke

>>77988405
good banter imo

>>77988407
>or do you think moyes paying more for fellaini than he needed to was a master stroke
I think that was because they left it too late Fellaini's clause was no longer valid

>>77988407
Arsenal get the piss taken out of them no matter what they do.

>>77988436
dont start this victim mentality shit, or london will have no windows by 2020

time for football focus lads

>>77988488
Neutral Newcastle fan m8

>>77988386
The clause was "an offer of over £40m"

>Under the terms of a contract signed in August, Liverpool must inform last season's leading goalscorer of a club's interest once they receive a bid of more than £40m.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/jul/23/arsenal-luis-suarez-liverpool-transfer

Arsenal did nothing wrong IMO

>tfw foreign players hate it here so much as soon they play well they bail for a continental team at the first opportunity

>>77988414
wenger was probably just retarded enough to think he had to throw in an extra quid

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Desu I think this is a good team with decent depth. 2 bench players for every position except for WB (I don't think Kenedy will be considered by Conte) and strikers (though you can move players around a bit and go without striker if both Batty and Morata are injured).

Did anyone ever watch that show footballer's wives?

>>77977918
Will you use a toilet there or no

>>77989002
They've got designated shitting streets in America

They're called Wal mart

>>77988985
That episode where Coleen is off on holiday and Wayne gets caught drink driving with another slapper.

>>77988933
autism

literally watching Bradford City v Bristol Rovers

>>77989066
I think they peaked at the episode when Stevie g slept with his daughter

>>77989076
But it's an international break

>>77989143
Exactly.

>>77989169
Oh, I didn't realize they weren't championship teams

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>Barcelona claim Liverpool made a deadline day attempt to sell Philippe Coutinho for €200m (£183m), which the Spanish club rejected.

>>77989568
>doubt.jpg
Why would the euros be the round number if liverpool made the offer?

>>77989592
forest bid in kroner for ronnow so why wouldnt liverpool use euro with a spanish team?

>>77989592
because they were dealing with a Spanish team

>>77989568
haven't barcelona claimed about four times that coutinho had already signed for them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fev6IvLXz-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fev6IvLXz-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fev6IvLXz-k

16 year old paki bandwagoners BTFO

>>77988933
Remy is gone

Where's the Bristol Rovers autist?

>>77990325
This is /CPL/, why would he be here?

>>77990362
Yeah you're a fucking autist too buddy, but not the one I'm looking for right now.

"Game4Grenfell" starts at 15:00. Do you think I should make a thread for it?

>>77990408
He might be in /sbc/

>>77990460
Might as well and see if anyone cares

>>77988933
4th place here they come!

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Do you agree with this transfer rating?

>>77990807
too high all round

>>77990807
Arsenal's rating is too high

>>77990807
Arse should be lower

>>77990807
Arsenal should be in the negative

>>77988613
how did they find out about this clause though.. it's confidential

>tfw no championship general

Just saw this on Reddit:

MATS
Semedo - Pique - Umtiti - Alba
Roberto - Busquets - Denis
Messi - Suarez - Dembele

That's suppose to be the Barca line-up for this season. Can you believe it?

>Reddit

>>77990885
Don't let your dreams be dreams

>>77990917
safe to say they have dropped into the second tier of teams now

>>77990917
>MATS
Hummels?

>>77990917
>MATS
>Semedo - Pique - Umtiti - Alba
>Roberto - Busquets - Denis
Unironically don't rate this lot

Dembele scored 6 league goals last season

SIX

And they paid at least 100 million for him.. Is he the worst transfer of all time already?

>>77991061
Marc-André ter Stegen.

>>77991148
Considering Mhikiartyian got 50 goals and 70 assists in Bundi and went for like £16m, yes it is the biggest flop in football history

>>77990981
Top tier
Jeep FC, Real madrid, Athletico Madrid, Bayern
Second tier
Chelsea, Man City, Barca, PSG, Dortmund
This right?

It's actually pretty sad when you compare the French and Spanish national team squads to England's

Walker, Rose, Alli, Kane, Vardy

These are the good players that England has. The rest are either mediocre, shit or unproven. There's literally not one single good CM.

>>77991206
>PSG
>second tier

>>77991206
something along those lines, would rather draw barca in the champions league than Atletico or Juventus

>>77990981
Yeah. Would say its still 50/50 if they meet Juve, Atl.Madrid, PSG or Bayern in the CL though, purely because of Messi

>whole childhood to think about career
>plenty of time to plan, research and then work towards it
>plenty of opportunity to change your mind, be flexible, adapt
>plenty of opportunity to learn new skills, pursue other learning, change courses at school
>whole world of universities open to apply to with a range of different courses and training programs
>make your choice
>start your career
>MUH STARVING NURSES, MUH JUNIOR DOCTORS
>MUH ""MEASLY"" 23 THOUSAND POUNDS EVERY YEAR INSTEAD OF WHAT I WANT WHICH IS MORE THAN MY VALUE

fuck off, don't like it? get another job. think footballers get paid too much? become a footballer.

>>77991239
>Drinky

>>77991258
Why do PSG deserve to be top tier?

>>77991206
>Bayern

>>77991335
Because they signed two world class players

2bh the elite tier consists solely of Real Madrid at the moment

>>77991331
He won't play that much for Chelsea. I'd imagine he'll play the 4th most out of Kante/Cesc/Baka. That said, thanks to his move he'll probably be in the England squad now for the WC.

>>77991351
>Le top transfers meme
I bet you thought manure were going to win the league last season didn't you?
There has to be champions league trophies for top tier

>>77991239

For CM's we need to try Carrick for his last chance, Danny Drinkwater, and Marc Albrighton. They're better than the shit we had on yesterday, Henderson is shit and so is Livermore.

Carrick with his range of passing can set up our strikers better than Henderson can.

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Who /hightest/ here?

>>77991351
>18 year old kid with one good season
>'world class'
LMAO

he's worth £45mill tops, and that's being generous in the current market and based on Martial going for £37mill

>>77991239
>walker
>rose
>good

nope
i think shaw will start for england when he's back to fitness, and i don't think shaw is particularly special

>>77991351
>muh signings
They haven't proved anything.

>>77991346
They were the 2nd best team in Europe last season. Atleti and Juve got battered by Real Madrid whereas Bayern only went out on away goals.

>>77991470
Walker and Rose are good you clown