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Is mustard a top 5 condiment
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>>77973739
easily
id say it competes for the number 1 slot
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>>77973739
mustard is a generational condiment
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>>77973764
Let's do this. Imo for sandwiches
1. Mayo because versatility
2. Honey/Dijon mustard
3. Onions
4. Lettuce/spinach
5. Tomatoes
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>2 threads again
Holy shit, you faggots are a lost cause.
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>>77973807
solid list but
hot peppers > tomatoes
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>Quebec has the fastest growing economy in Canada
>The exchange rate was .69USD for 1CAD in 2015, it's .81 now and is expected to increase even more on interest rate hikes
Nordiques coming back 2020, thanks Trudeau
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>>77973871
Tomatoes>red onions>banana peppers>other hot peppers
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My bad, guise, made this thread second. Go here:
>>77973522
>>77973522
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>>77973885
NEVER.
EVER.
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>>77973920
no thanks xheattle/homoha poster
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>>77973885
Icitte au Québec y fait pas froid, y fait frette
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Laughing SO HARD at Jacque le'Cuck from gaybeck
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>>77973919
>banana peppers
>on a sandwich
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>>77973885
I think you mean "thank you Alberta"
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>>77973885
That's a funny way of saying that the ATL Thrashers are gonna make a comeback in the next expansion.
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>>77973976
>He doesnt get banana peppers at subway
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>>77974051
>subway
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>>77974051
>eating subway soywiches
it's not too late to change your life anon
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>>77974032
SOON
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>>77973982
Fuck Alberta. It's entire development was paid for by Ontario and Quebec and now it's provincial politicians complain about a federal program that takes money from federal income tax
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>quebec have arena
>isles have no arena
Really makes you think
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>>77974051
>ever going to subway
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>>77974221
>New York has 3 teams
>gaybeck has 0
Cylinders firing
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is a hotdog a sandwich?
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>>77973942
Quebec winters are substantially cooler then Norwegian ones. Oslo, Bergen, Stavanger, Trondheim, Drammen, etc all have warmer January highs by an average of 8 degrees Celsius
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>>77974085
>>77974095
>>77974222
THERES NO PUBLIX IN CANADA OK
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>>77974245
Montreal and Ottawa, faggot
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>"The rags will win the cup!"
>"The rags will make the playoffs"
>"The rags will have a good season"


They'll miss the playoffs by 10 points
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>>77974323
>Tfw Bergen winters are cold but it almost never snows
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>>77974303
no
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>>77974399
tfw bergen will never have a pro hockey team
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>>77974446
They did have one. But not anymore. Atleast our football team is occasionally pretty decent
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>>77974245
>for now
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>>77974584
they'll sooner give new york or LA another team before they give one to quebec
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Remember when the nodicks moved and instantly won a cup?
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FUCK BINLAND
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>>77974123
I never noticed that there was a birds head in the tornado.
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Is he Cell key material?
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>>77974923
This except finland is great
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how butthurt will you be when this thread gets deleted?
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the janny understands what an earlyfag thread is
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>>77973739
How many condiments are there really?

I will now list all condiments I know:
ketchup
mustard
hot sauces
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>>77975653
mayo
vinaigrette
if we accept solid condiments the list would be very long
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>>77973665
mustard is a reddit condiment. if you are using mustard when your above the age of 15 or so your father raised you wrong
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>>77975735
that flag
that post
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Rags fan that wasn't paying attention to the draft, give me a quick rundown on our draft

did we >Rags it up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHiS4aKQLc4

will there be 82 regular season games next season
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>yet another day of off-season /hoc/
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>>77975786
>Lias Andersson

Great pick, key player for the SHL champs at the age of 18

>Filip Chytil

don't know much about him, but he seems decent. Should have chosen Tolvanen, maybe
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>>77975786
Im going to try to be as nice as I possibly can.

But you drafted a fucking swede bust with your 7th pick and the rest of your picks are even worse.

Im afraid you just wasted a year, sorry man

>rags
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>using condiments
>ever
All you need in life is any combination of oil, vinegar, salt and/or pepper. Same goes for salads.
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>>77975915
since you are a finn your opinion on Swedes are invalid

>>77975902
thank you
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>2 minutes for ruffing
Get it?
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>>77975998
redit detected
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>>77975998
Haha. Dogs can't play hockey let alone take penalties, silly!
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>>77975995
>since you are a finn your opinion on Swedes are invalid
i LIVE next to sweden so my opinion shpild be valuied more than yours

swedes are fucking suck
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>>77975998
Not going to lie this post made me step away from the cealing and not kill myself
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>>77976069
>>77976042
>>77975998
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post cute doggos to piss of the faggot reddihawk
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>>77976069
Why are you so butthurt about Superior Sweden (SS)?
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gib puck am open
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>>77976203
Go throw your bracelets on the ice, lad.
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>>77976297
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>>77976349
>wood stick
Dog knows what's up
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do you think AA will sign in the KHL instead of the wongs?
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>>77976318
Because they almost ruined finland and thankfully based russia saved our souls
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>>77974303
its a taco. next question.
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>>77976468
are tacos a sandwich?
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>>77976413
Cute as hell.

Sorry about your favourite maple leaf team though
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>owning a pet
grow the fuck up
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cute dog
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>>77976486
no
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>>77976486
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>>77973885
>he thinks the exchange rate is anything trudeau did
>in realilty its increased foreign investment in canada over fear of trump

liberals cant do anything right
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>greek
What did he mean by this?
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>>77976297
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>>77976568
thank you
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>>77976601
Don't know, but this is a dog
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whens hokkei?
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>>77976911
Modest get
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>>77976502
They're slowly improving, thankfully, I'm okay atmo
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>>77976568
A judge has actually ruled a burrito is not a sandwich.

https://loweringthebar.net/2006/11/judge_rules_bur.html
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>>77975786
Decent picks to say the least. You better pray they're good because the squad is aging fast. Islanders are coming and the devils may as well if they get the pieces going in the right direction
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>>77977849
>Spending time and money on judging wether or not a Burrito is a sandwich
Priorities
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The doc is in
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>>77978238
what the fug is this red dot on my dong
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were iz de horfat condract
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>>77978305
Atleast you have Virtanen
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>>77978371
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>>77978401
juolevi
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>>77976428
>not knowing the glory of based aluminium sticks
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Remove kippers from these threads. Nobody likes a dirty Canucks poster here
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>>77978460
Please be tolerant towards the special needs kid.
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Why are Finns such shit players?

I can't deal with these Finnish busts.
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Kippers is a better poster than 90% of Scandies in /hoc/
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>>77978109
It was to settle a contractual dispute between Panera and a mall it was leasing space from. So while the judgement may seem silly at face value it was nesecary to make a ruling on the wording of the lease.
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>>77978575
Damn. What did Sven ever do to you
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USA will win tonight
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>>77978629
Sweden is fine, and Nylanderanon was /hoc/ MVP last season. Norway and Denmark are fucking gay though.
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>>77978542
>chink dad
>menorah
>white men
open your fucking slits a little more fucking retard
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>>77978639
what? what hockey is on?
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>>77978659
he is unironically watching povertyball
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>>77978682
Nasty. Is Canada playing against them?
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>>77978641
Rude
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>>77978615
Oh, well
Shame it was neccesary to define that in order to win the case
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>>77978725
andersen cuck is the worst 2bh
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based
https://bocamag.com/florida-panthers-aaron-ekblad-gay-athletes-dont-be-afraid/

now queue all the altright babbies come shouting KEEP BEING A KIND CARING HUMAN OUT OF MY SPORTS
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>>77978787
Career ending injury coming right away
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>>77978787
Who will be the first gay hockey player (while active)?
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>>77974202
Toronto delusions
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>>77978747
I like him :(
Why is he bad?
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Whenever kippers shows up, a new thread must show up
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>>77978860
Probably never, and I would go as far to say that there has quite likely never been a homosexual in the NHL ever. Leftists are really bad with math and science, so they'll scream and cry about how "statistically" there must've been a homosexual NHLer by now since they make up 3% of the population. But these dummies don't realize that the NHL or pro sports are a representative sample.
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>>77978787
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>>77978897
There will never be one....unless you count Crosby in 2007
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>>77973739
OFFICIAL CONDIMENTS POWERRANKINGS

1. Ketchup
2. Ranch
3. Heinz 57
4. Good BBQ sauce
5. Yellow mustard
6. Miracle Whip
7. Relish

Powergap
91. Mayonnaise
901. A1
9001. Bad BBQ sauce
900001. Dijon mustard

>go back to fucking reddit tier
Franks Red Hot
Sriracha
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>>77978932
put all mustards in reddit tier and this is correct
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>>77978932
>Ketchup 1st
Even though you're right, this is some spicy bait my dude.
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>>77978787
I don't care if they suck dick off the ice as long as they don't suck on the ice.
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>>77978932
ranch dressing is even more reddit than sriracha
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>>77979036
i think you meant that blue cheese is more reddit. ranch is patrician
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>>77978932
You are a massive autist and I wish you well in your life
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>>77978932
>no oil
>no vinegar
cuck
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>>77979138
Salt and vinegar chips confirmed for best chips
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>>77979138
>putting oil and vinegar on your burger and fries
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This disgusting image was just sent to me by a member of the Alt Right who apparently frequents here (he sent me this picture along with a link to this site and told me to "get redpilled you fucking kike"). Along with this he sent me several pictures of the Holocaust and two of his penis. This was somebody I have only known for a week.
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>>77979156
>he doesn't use malt vinegar on his fries
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>>77979153
Can your tastes be any shittier Sven?
Dill pickles chips are the obvious patrician choice.
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>>77979153
VERY good post. Sweden once again showing it is a nation of patrician taste and good posters.

>>77979200
TERRIBLE post. Please try harder next time.
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>>77979200
lmaoing at your pickle juice slurping ass tbf

>>77979211
GREAT post
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>>77979193
>2 of his penis

How many peni does he have, wtf???
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What does /hoc/ have planned for this weekend?
Most burgers have Monday off but I'm working tomorrow get that sweet OT pay. Afterwards im gonna get shitfaced at a wedding and bust out my terrible dance moves. Other than that I will probably go fishing and a bunch of hokkei players will be at a concert/fundraiser near me sunday but its pretty expensive.
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@77979275
I'm curious what this has to do with hockey or even sports in general?
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>canucks signed vanek
how the fuck does benning do it
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>>77979371
Your thoughts on it? He's fucking lazy as fuck, but $2M 1-year, I can't disagree with that.

Need to sign Horvat, though.
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>>77979408
good deal, and he could be used as trade bait for the trade deadline. even if he isn't its only a 1 year deal, so there's nothing to lose from signing him
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>>77979429
>implying he wont have some lower body injury before the trade deadline
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Sedin-Sedin-Eriksson
Baertschi-Horvat-Boeser
Granlund-Sutter-Vanek
Rodin-Burmistrov-Gagner

Edler-Tanev
Hutton-Stecher
Del Zotto-Gudbranson

How will the league even compete???
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>>77979484
>implying this isnt canucks year
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>>77979529
Whatever happened to Jordan Subban?
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1. Hoisin Sauce
2. Oyster Sauce
3. Wasabi
4. Japanese Mayo
5. Soy Sauce
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>>77979550
Apparently his defense is fucking garbage. He can score, but he can't defend. Also he's a fucking manlet, so that doesn't help.

This is basically his last year in the AHL unless some team wants to sign him afterwards.
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>>77979529
>eriksson 1st line
>vanek in 2017
>sutter still existing
W e W
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>>77979584
>pens get rid of sutter
>they win the cup
really makes you THINK
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>cantpucks tripfags invading the thread
Well this is the end for me. Good rest of the evening lads.
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>>77979584
Switch Vanek to 4th line, whatever. Gagner can get 40 points easy on the 3rd line.

Sutter can fuck off in 2 years when Pettersson replaces him.

Then we have Dahlen/Goldobin.
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>Parise-Staal-Nino/Coyle
>Zucker-Koivu-Granlund
>Stewart-Ook-Ennis
>Foligno-Cullen-(rotating door)

>Suter-Spurgeon
>Dumba-Brodin
>Olofsson/Quincey/Reilly

>Dubnyk
>Stalock

Literally nothing will stop us from getting swept in 5 in the second round.
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>>77979613
Enjoy your evening
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>tfw none of my line-up projections features Virtanen at all, even if multiple injuries hit the team

Fuck that fucking faggot.
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>>77979716
Jakke is done for
Can't wait to see how well he does in colorado desu
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>>77979716
good thing they dont allow chinks to run the team
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>>77979529
even the niots have less NHL rejects than this.
Sad!
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pineapple on pizza is the best condiment imo
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>Hoffman-Turris-Stone
>McArthur-Brassard-Ryan
>Dzingel-Pageau-Smith
>Pyatt-White-Burrows

>Karlsson-Oduya
>Phaneuf-Chabot
>Ceci-Claesson

>Anderson
>Condon

I know Boroshit will get a spot on the roster no matter what though.
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>>77979904
Without karlsson would the snes be competing with the cantpucks and regressalanche for the lottery pick? That's assuming Anderson fades to the mean.
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>>77979666
Trips confirm
But come on simply look at your head coach. Did you really expect different?
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>>77980007
I wouldn't quite say lottery pick since the offense is actually pretty decent, but I don't see them making the playoffs without Karlsson.
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>>77979896
Hello kiwi
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>>77979896
Abhorring post. Delete at once.
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>pongs
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>>77979896
Neck yourself you dirty kiwi
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>>77980208
hello

>>77980319
>>77980592
excuse me?
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yuropoors killed based /espee/
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>>77981210
>/spuh/
>based since 2012
Its been pretty bad after the board culture was forced into only talking about sports. Power rankings were based. Now we just get shitty forced memes that 1 in 100 people make a funny/clever play on.

/hoc/ sucks too. At least the /int/ tranpa and oilautist have stopped arguing. Now we just have the filthy shizo, homaha spammer, reddit sperg (who could very well be either or both of those two), and an influx of laffer/coilers.
Meme production is at 0%, truly a massive dropoff from 2015.
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>>77982565
yeah yuropoors showed up in 2012 and killed /sp/ don't fucking reply to me with your gay fag shit phone poster
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>>77978932
based chubbs
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>>77982565
Be grateful that chiraq lost. If they won, we'd be in a worse situation
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2011 /sp/ was best
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>>77984116
Hi, please stop mentioning Reddit. Thanks.
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I WANT THE FINNS OFF MY TEAM

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THEM WE'D WIN THE CUP LAST YEAR
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>>77984261
Thanks
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Lol new Zealand is on topic lol
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>>77984252
>>>77978932
>>pineapple on pizza not top 5
>Absolute PLEB
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>>77984315
Who is this cute girl?
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is chicken and waffles a sandwich?
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fuck hockey
fuck finland
fuck kippers qt bum
fuck /hoc/
fuck white ppl
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>McDavid 105
>Crosby 95
>Malkin 92
>Benn 88
>Seguin 87
>Kane 85
>Barkov 83
>Draisaitl 83
>Scheifele 82
>Backstrom 79
>Kucherov 79

Thoughts?
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>He is Canadian
>He has won a Stanley Cup
>His father played professional hockey (not necessarily the NHL)
>He had a full-ride scholarship to an American university (played NCAA Division I hockey)
>There was "no internet" when he was a teenager (I presume this means he was a teenager in the 1990s or earlier)
>He is obviously not married and has no kids

who NHL homo??? :---DDDD

who likes to sugg the cogg??? :---DDDD
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>finland
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Blue cheese pizza uezs
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>>77985078
>god morgon
rally maed me think
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>>77985078
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77979569
>Oyster Sauce
>Not fish sauce
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Hey homies
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>>77985204
i love ur mum's fish sauce lmao!
>>
1. Trappist beer
2. Wheat bear
3. Imperial stout
4. Pils
5. Lager
9999999. IPA
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>>77985238
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Can't wait for nhl
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>>77985258
fishhh
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>>77973665
>no spicy chinese mustard
bit gay lad
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>mustard
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>ketchup
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>>77985586
ranch dressing desu
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>>77978932
>mewiccal wheep
>6
Sad
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>>77985586
K
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>>77985497
>ketchup on a hotdog

you must be 18 to post here
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>>77984252
>>
>>77985359
>>77984934
K E K
E
K
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>>77985665
You have to have won a cup in the last 18 years to post here
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>>77973807
alarmingly solid list
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>>77985665
Just 18? What if I'm older?
>>
>>77985244
1. Miller Lite
2. Natural Light
3. Coors Light
4. Rolling Rock
5. Keystone Light
6. Michelob Ultra


POWER GAP

1000000000. Bud Light

Bonus: NATTY ICE
>>
>>77985753
>no PBR
>>
>>77978615
proof that the more money people have, the more of everyone's time they will waste arguing about useless retarded shit
in other words, politics in a nutshell
>>
>>77978932

Ketchup is fucking inedible
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>>77975929
your life must be dreadfully boring to the point that it infuriates and negatively affects everyone around you
>>
>>77978932
this is literally, unironically the worst ranking list i could possibly imagine
>>
>>77985753
>no o'douls
>>
see you in hell candy boys
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>>77985586
>pineapple not listed
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>tfw it's still a month away from the regular season
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>>77985753
i certainly hope this is a "shitty overpriced tasteless pisswater" power ranking
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>>77984934
>>
>>77984934
>>77985359
>>77986032
>actually being on reddit
>posting screen caps as evidence of being on reddit

MODS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>
RAWD WANGS
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broc beser is elite
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how you guys holding up?
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The Canes will win the cup next year. Cap it
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>>77986579
savage
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Why was my pic deleted
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>>77986579
>>77986655
i wonder y
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>>77986655
the mods hate food, they deleted my dinner post a while back
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYIuWWHoSYQ
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>>77978427
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>>77978860
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>canadians
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>>77986872
>The Canucks have actually found a way to get more points as a team and still be worse in a way
Wew, there goes Svechnikov. I'd say Veleno, but incoming finnish bust Rasmus Kupari 8th overall
>>
>>77986896
I think that's a good thing. We don't lose so much that I can't watch the games any more, but we're still so bad we're always in contention of getting good places.

Now if all our picks can turn out well instead of busting all over the place...
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>>77986924
But that just makes them unwatchable for much longer. It's falling of sheer cliff vs fumbling down a 45 degree mountain. You're still going end up with a broken spine, one just takes longer and doesn't so bad in the beginning
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seattle when, the nucks are too stinky for me
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>>77986941
>tfw the Canucks will never fall off a sheer cliff completely, land a 1st overall, and bounce back strong into playoff contention the year after
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>Maroon - McDavid - Strome
>Lucic - Draisaitl - Jagr/Iginla
>Jokinen - RNH - Puljujärvi
>Slepyshev - Letestu - Kassian
>Cagguila - Kharia

>Klefbom - Larsson
>Sekera - Russell
>Nurse - Benning
>Gryba

>Talbot
>Brossoit

Ducks and Flames will get steamrolled in a match-up against that top to bottom.
>>
lol this /hoc/ stinks
you pol posters need to fuck off and get a life NERDS
>>
>>77987355
>lucic draistl jagr
slowest line ever
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>>77985059
this has to be the unfunniest post ive ever seen
try less hard

>>77985112
ham, pineapple, bluecheese 5/5 'za

>>77986571
based
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>>77988073
>pineapple on his 'za
This is a man of good taste
>>
Pineapple on pizza posters get out
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just cracked open a can of pineapple, time to prep the bases, grate some cheese and cut some ham up!
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>>77976568
>Radical Sandwich Anarchy
And my new math rock group finally has a name
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>>77988388
>mad
>at delicious toppings
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>>77988446
>not banana, pineapple, chicken and curry pizza
>>
>>77988517

Do you put peanuts as well
>>
>>77988517
that sounds fucking nasty dog
>>
>>77988531
When I want to mix it up sometimes, sure

>>77988552
It's a really good combo though
>>
>>77988517
>>77988576
you were being serious? that sounds absolutely abhorrent. chicken and curry, unconventional, but sure; pineapple, ok, if you're into that; banana, what the fuck? would completely ruin the texture and taste
>>
>>77988609
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
I admit that the bananas aren't for everyone though
>>
>>77978906
kek
>>
SO MISTER DJ
PLAY JUST ONE FOR ME
YOU KNOW THE ONE
WITH THE AGGRESSION AND THE SCREAMS
'CAUSE ONLY ONE THING
REALLY SETS ME FREE
HEAVY METAL
LOUD AS IT CAN BE
>>
hyvva illta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIBdpFJyFkc
>>
>fennoswedes in charge of making good 'za
>>
>>77991244
forced meme
>>
>>77991260
Good post. Boogers are the patrician 'za topping.
>>
>another day closer to puck drop
>still no Horvat contract
>>
I hope horvat goes to the oilers.
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>>77988446
Now thats a pizza topping.
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This thread should be removed from the interwebs.
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>I rate patrick maroon
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>>77992783
You should be removed from the internet.
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>I rate Chinese cartoons
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Tfw no 3rd center
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>>77993533
SAID NOBODY EVER
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>>77995146
you know what you must do
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>>77995146
>Snapchatting with thots
>>
>nigger speak
get out
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>>77995335
I'm probably going to marry some thot to be honest.
>>
>>77995146
Jonne
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say my name
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>>77997694
markku antero löyly
>>
dedicated to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2l8KtdQ7Ek
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So I think it's safe to say that the snes are switching to the Heritage jerseys full time for 2018-19
>>
>>77997694

Kunta Kinte
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>almost all the players have been training for the last month in prep for the next season
>meanwhile ovenchicken is still partying it up in the motherland after another 2nd round exit
How many years does he have left? Two? Three?
>>
>>77997694
markavious de'andre flowerson
>>
>>77998272
He reported to camp a week early and is reportedly down significantly from last year's 239 pounds
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>>77998272
He's gonna hit the 50 goal mark this season
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>not even a fan of his own country's sports
>>
>>77998140
Which ones are those
>>
>>78001069
>>77998140
Eww necermind they are disgustang
>>
>>78000589

According to leaf logic Michigan is clearly a Canadian team if Crosby is a part of it
>>
Bring back fishsticks
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>>78001218
>wears a shirt
>part of the team
Bit different than actually winning a cup as MVP*
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Stanley cup wins in the last 23 years:
>Canada: 0
>Bill: 2
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>>77986882
source?
>>
Imagine naming your kid 'bo'
>>
>>78004260
https://www.instagram.com/tsuruko/
>>
>>78004589
It's short for Bowie
>>
>>78000589
why did you block out the other faces
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>another day of off-season /hoc/
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>>77987355
desu i think strome will go 2nd line, and if we get a geezer like jagr/iggy, it wont be until the trade deadline
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Huomenta
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>>77978932
Is there a condiment that could even come close to being as good as mustard? And I'm not talking yellow mustard, nor am I talking dijon mustard made with the finest white wine from French vineyards. I'm not even talking old fashioned dijon mustard made with whole mustard seeds and the finest white wine from French vineyards, and I'm definitely not talking old fashioned honey dijon mustard made with the most floral honey, whole mustard seeds, and the finest white wine from French vineyards. I'm talking Traditional Old Fashioned Honey Dijon Mustard made with verjuice instead of white wine, the most floral honey in the world and whole mustard seeds grown in the Dijon region of France.
>>
>>78006129
Yeah sriracha is better.

There is literally no better meal in this world than sriracha swirl on a Hawaiian pizza
>>
>>78006243
>ruining Canada's official pizza with migrant ketchup
I would expect no less from a sheepfucker.
>>
>>78006319
Bet you've never even tasted it. It's great.

Also replacing gravy on poutine with sriracha is GOD TIER
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>>78006243
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>Brits can't play Ice Hock-

APOLOGISE
>>
>>78004967
it was like that when i snagged it from reddit
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>>77978932
t. namefag
ignored
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The Golden Knights jerseys are really growing on me desu
Especially like their away jersey
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>>78006408
looks pretty canadian
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>>78006459
the red stripe is retarded
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where are my signings man
>>
>>78006459
It looks decent. Would wear the home one over the road though
>>
>>78006484
Hated the red stripe in the beginning desu, think it's a pretty neat touch now

>>78006660
They both look pretty good desu
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>>78006833
They're pretty good for a new team. At least it's appealing and looks better then the ducks and panthers new designs
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JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING HOCKEY YOU GOD DAMN RETARDS
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>pongs
>>
>>78007687

Kippers confirmed snow melter
>>
Who will Bettman pick to win this year's Stan Lee's Coup?
>>
>>78008024
>not Leafblower
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>>78008024
What the hell does that even mean?
>>
>>78008146

Coal burner -> fucks nigs
Snow melter -> fucks white guys

>>78008106

>leafs
>white
>>
>>78008078
The Las Vegas VLT
>>
>>78008171
that wasn't funny
>>
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>>78008171
How the hell did you manage to get that from my post?
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was the offseason always this long? I just want some spicy new topics instead condiment power rankings and clip art memes
>>
>>78008426
>implying pizza topping ratings aren't the meme of the future
>>
>>78008426
Are you trying to claim that mustard isn't spicy? Because I'll assure you it is.
>>
What's more likely to happen, Hall and Eberle both scoring 70 points making Oiler fans want to neck themselves or Hall and Eberle making out at center ice before a Devils-Islanders game?
>>
Eating a sandwich rn
Mayo
Mustard
Pork loin
LTO
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>The sad shitty of /hoc/
At least Elite Elias is playing well in CHL play
>>
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>the analslime cucks
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>>78010733
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>>78010983
you have to go back padilla
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>>78011005

Staples Center is the most pro-LGBTQA+-/*XYZ arena in the league
>>
>>78011005
Is joeysworldtour a ducks fan?
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>>78011056
nope
>>
why are ducks fans all beaners i dont get it
>>
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>>78011377
Nice shoop dewoop
>>78011420
Mispelled kongs
>>
>a cornerstore I go to has a ducks poster outside
>>
>>78011420
Thats obviously kim jon un in disguise
>>
>>78011533
Should have asked for extra pineapple and sriracha
>>
>>78011563
>Pineapple on italian


Fuck off NZ and eat a sheep!
>>
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>>78011533
>>
>>78011567
Goes perfect on 'za
>>
as reddit as he is nz is still a better poster then finlan
>>
>>78011533
Running on empty.......Report of the week!
>>
>>78011771
Thanks my fellow Redditor!
>>
>>78011778
It's "running on empty foooooooooooood review" you nigger. Don't disrespect review brah like that.
>>
>>78011837
t. mrs review brah
>>
tfw based yotes
>>
>>78011875
>>78011837
t. review brah bodyguard
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GIBBE GIBBE HOKKEI
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Fuck nationalism we are all Finns
>>
Watching curling on our main tv channel in New Zealand.

Canada vs Estonia gold medal match.

Snow nigger "sports" were a mistake
>>
https://youtu.be/b7dmM-QMkmg
Good hokki music
>>
>>77979904
even Toronto's roster is better outside of defense

>Marleau-Matthews-Nylander
>Komarov-Kadri-Brown
>JVR-Bozak-Marner
>Kapanen-Moore-Martin

>Zaitsev-Gardiner
>Rielly-Hainsey
>Marincin-Carrick

>Andersen
>McElhinney

I still don't get why Hyman was re-signed when he can't even break a 4th line winger spot or why Polak hasn't been re-signed for another year until Dermott proves he's ready and we get some better defensemen.
>>
>>78013816
cucket is curling for brainlets
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>>78013816
>mad at curling
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>dat concentration.webm: Corrupt video or error reading metadata. [More info]
[delete post] [delete all]

what the fuck I can't post all my anna and eve webms anymore?
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Good night /hoc/
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>>78014301
>going to bed
>at 430 in the afternoon
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Please promise not to bully us too hard this season /hoc/
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>>78014372
I'll bully you with my penis, Kippers.
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>>78014372
Does this look like the face of mercy?
>>
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>>
>rags
>>
>r
>a
>g
>s
>>
Live cricket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc4x5fdthj8
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>>78014431
Bulju
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Why is the state of hockey analytics so gay? These guys actually think Burns and Karlsson are good at defense. They just pull shit out of their ass and Facebook cucks just regurgitate their opinions. Why are hockey fans so faggy?
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The hockey
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>>78014372
>vaughn
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>>78014372
Your team is ass and your posters are even worse.
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goodnight binlan
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>>78016497

nite nite zzzland
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>>78016497
Sleep tight uusi seelanti
>>
This thread is literally 3 days old.

Why does hockey have no fans?

/asp/ when
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>>78016231
good post
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>>78001448
yeah, where is he?
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it's that time of year where the yuropoors die and this board returns to being less shit
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>>78019375
I wish I did die but every morning I wake up to another miserable day in hell. And the fact of the matter is that its going to get a whole lot of more miserable before it will finally all end.
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>>78019531
that's the divegrass poisoning you. don't watch poison anon
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>>78019531
>>
>>77987892
the disparity in that line's slowness and mcdavid's speed on another line would be interesting to see
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lolwut

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2017/09/02/hockey-pro-dies-and-coach-said-raped-him-free/fRGNZ0cZaUOcj5WtVI9GeO/story.html?event=event25
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>>78021012
He had more rings than lundpads. Think about that.
>>
when does the dirty capitalist pig league start?
and is this avs year?
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>>78021272
lokakuu
no
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GIVE ME HOCKEY

OR GIVE ME DEATH
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>>78021340
youd be the first person i would kill if it were legal
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>>78021356
if you're muslim you could probably get away with it
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>>78021356
completely destroyed beyond any repair

>>78021012
well that was fucking sad
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>>78021382
i think i could get away with a murder of some random gook in vancouver if i took a "vacation" there and just did it.
no motive, no connection.

Of course I will never do such a thing, fuck off Fobba
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>a thread this slow

Was /hoc/ a mistake?
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>>78021727
it was the first general so yeah
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>>78021727
/hoc/ literally killed spee
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>rags
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I bet I can kill everyone in this thread.
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Well you killed the thread alright.
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>>78022158
I've gone unconscious while masturbating to your butt
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>>78022661
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when does demko get called up friends
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>>78023980
bust
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>>78023980
who cares? Where will Jaromir go?
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Daily reminder to do your part to keep /hoc/ tidy
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>80℉
MELTING
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>Ehlers-Schiefele-Laine
>Connor-Little-Wheeler
>Perreault-Lowry-Armia
>Dano-Copp-Petan

>Morrisey-Trouba
>Kulikov-Byfuglien
>Enstrom-Myers

>Mason
>Hellebuyck

Winning the central this year lads.
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>>78025464
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>>78025464
>Mason
>Hellebuyck
>>
>Rakell-Getzlaf-Perry
>Cogliano-Kesler-Silfverberg
>Ritchie-Vermette-Eaves
>Shaw-Wagner-Kase


>Lindholm-Manson
>Fowler-Montour
>Bieska-Vatanen

>Gibson
>Miller

Its gonna be a good year
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Name ONE Blueline that could roll 3 D pairings capable of shutting down McDavid

You can't
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>>78025464
>Mason
>Hellebuyck
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>>78026006
No Steel or Jones? Anyways fucking ready for this second round rematch hopefully Oil aren't choking like that again
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>>78026022
The defensive blueline
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Who's gonna have the highest gaa?
I vote chinkpooper
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>>78026095
I'd like steel to come up but fuggin bieska has a NMC. But he did shape up in the playoffs so...
>unironically losing to the ducks in 7 at honda center aftee being down 3-2
Cant choke much harder than that m8
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>>78026163
>GAA
>Team stat
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>>78025464
>mason is unironically your starter
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>>78025464
>Mason the starter

Going to be hard to win the division when you have the mild taking it
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>>78026393
If Jets had league average goaltending last season they'd be a playoff team, Mason can bring that
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>>78026095

Useless to call them up, Carlyle hates rookies and he would fuck up their development by giving them 4 minutes a night with the worst forwards on the roster.
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Enlighten me on the ducks. Are they a good team or one just ready to return to the depths?
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>yet another day of off-season /hoc/
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>>78004589
Imagine naming your kid Bo Levi
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>>78026834
It's September and we have a heat wave. I want to die.
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>>78026834
>tfw the day is over soon
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>>78026740
Eternal paper tiger captained by one of the worst chokers of all time
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>>78026884
I like the combination of webm and file name, it was a little funny. I guess you're an Edmonton fan.

/ Bernt from Söderhamn
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What if Vegas makes it to the playoffs?
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>>78027109
Then we mercilessly bully the Pacific division/central division teams that missed the playoffs
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>>78026876
Beer shits are the worst my dude
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>>78027139
Bully Los Angeles/San jose, since they'll be a wild card team most likely. Even if they get swept, that's what they'll need to stay relevant
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>>78027109
They'd get shit on by whoever they play but it would still be great
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>kongs
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>>78027109
>Vegas makes the playoffs
>Kongz and Shorks misses the playoffs
It'd be hilarious
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>>78026740
They're a good team but always like just good never great always compete bit never quite get the cup. It's a good team to follow though.
>>78026884
Butthurt oilbro
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>>78027629
>Ducks further solidify status as real cali team.
As though it was even debatable
>>
>>78027629
And to add insult to injury, the knights make it in on the last day
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>>78006459
I liked them from the beginning. IMO it makes the logo look a lot better too.
>>
imagine naming your son Lias
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>>78028497
t. ukko-pekka
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>>78028872
If my name was Ukko-Pekka id thank my father every day.

Based name
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>>78028916
true
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>You will never be a Canadian
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>>78030021
Feels good man
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>>78030021
Thank god Norwegian is way better.
>>
two weeks, boys =))))
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>>78030224
I dunno I envy some of the shit you guys have in North America. Everything is way livelier and bigger. Plus you guys got stuff like Costco and what not. Just some small stuff I kinda envy from you guys desu
>>
>>78030021
GOOD. Our country is going down the gutter and pretty quick.
>>
>>78030309
Just to to america then
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>>78030479
Considering being white in the US right now is an excuse for everyone to bash you I'll have to skip it for now.
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Is it just me that hates the oilers new adidas jersey? im fine with going back to the navy blue, but the majority orange is gross imo
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>>78030536
for comparison, i swapped the orange and the blue, and i like this version far better
>>
>>78030536
Nah I hate them too. The away jersey looks fine, but the home jersey was just lazily designed.
>>
>>78030558
exactly, i like the away jersey, but its just like they were like
>dude
>they liked the throwback orange jerseys
>lets fuck that jersey up and call it new
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>>78030524
Social media and the loud minority dont really represent everyday life. Im a white suburbanite and have never had someone tell me how much of a shitlord I am. I also work in the capital city full of degenerates in some neighborhoods, saw a fight and blunt wrapper wrappers every other intersection just this last week.
Sadly hokkei isnt very popular compared to the other major sports regardless of what the "State of hockey" tells you.
>>
>>78030594
Adidas was a mistake. Most of the jersey look plain as shit. I mean at least it's not Predators level of bad
>>
>>78030551
Get a job or at least your highschool diploma.
>>
>>78030644
>(((adidas is making room for ads)))
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>>78030657
>Bet (((he))) really likes the new jerseys
>>
>>78030634
Well hockey is even less popular here so it definitely is better in the US that's for sure. That's kinda why I'd like to live in Canada for a while, just to experience that hockey craze.
Europe is just boring as fuck.
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>>78030309

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
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>>78030677
>hmmmmm
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>>78030761
hownuru

Another great post by 22 year old Gordo Tugnutt living in his highschool roomates townhouse. I bet you shitpost about taxbabbies while only having had 2 jobs 4 years ago that only lasted 4 months at most. Ice skates are the top of your christmas wishlist since you cant afford a pair and your current ones hardly fit anymore. However your stick is fine since you cant put even close to enough pressure on it to damage anything.
>>
>>78030524
Being white in the us is great. The media is a lying piece of shit that just does what ever gets ratings. Don't believe what they say.
>>
>there are still Canadian teams in the NHL

We were promised you'd fix this, Bettman.
>>
>>>/pol/
>>
>>78030996
Thank you for your contributions to JIDF
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>Metro
>pongs until they relocate
>rags
>craps
>floyers
>ruins
>blowjackets

>Coastal
>hasb
>laffs
>a florida team
>buffalo
>detoilet
>hamilton


>central
>blackcocks
>mild
>st poois
>dallass
>winnishit

>pacific
>cucks
>flams
>oilniggers
>an LA team
>hongvouver
>shorks
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2017
0
1
7
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>>78030727
I told you if you promise to get a car and job id get you over here Rawn.
>>
w-where is hockey... pls...
>>
>>78031316
Jesus christ what a pathetic loser.

She's just sitting there, missing out on one of the greatest games of all time. I feel sad for her.
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>be kippshit
>post racebaiting images every post
>40% of posts are offtopic
>only talk about the second worst team when it actually has to do with hockey

>right-click
>save image as
>give whoever posted the image a vacation

Prettty sad, can't wait to see the cantpucks draft a russian D that never signs with them 4th overall.
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SIGN

THE

FUCKING

CONTRACT
>>
>>78031631
after you sign the contract that forces you to post your butt every thread
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>>78031528
>kippers
have fun watching the cantpucks become the first ever team to finish 31st
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>>78031279
>2018
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>>78031765
@>>78031316
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>>78031765
>>78031351
>>78031528
>>78031654
>>
REMINDER THERE IS HOKKIE THIS WEEKEND
http://www.centreice.org/page/show/483955-nhl-prospect-tournament
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Kippers could be a fucking stacy and still post here.
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>>78031985
>Metal-faced degenerate attention whore who looks like cromagnon after a botched facial surgery
>Stacy
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>>78031240
wut
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Going to leave this up to /hoc/, its 7:30 and I should eat dinner.
Should I:
1.Use leftover noodles and whatever is in my fridge to make some shitty pasta
2.Go to some fast food place
3.Order takeout from some not terrrible place
4. Find some old meat in my freezer and go from there.
>>
>>78030634
Any Minnesotan that doesn't live in the 218 area code is shitskin trash
>>
>>78033177
>this asspain
ready for another decade of irrelevance?
>>
>>78033319
Don't even know what that means Abdul
>>
>>78033351
course you don't you casual
t.duluth
>>
>>77974342
>not going to Mr. Sub
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>>78033060
this is a hockey thread not your blog fagit
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Giv Dahlin
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>>78033177
If you drowned yourself in the Rainy River you would never have to deal with area codes again :).
>>
Yes I'm 3 posts early. Fuck off.

>>78033772
>>78033772
>>78033772
>>78033772
>>78033772
>>
>>78030536
already have a fake Chinese one
>>
>>78033362
Are you actually from daloot or are you some suburban dude that hangs his hammock in exotic places and declares they experienced the Northwoods?

t. Arthur in Andover
>>
>>78033790
>telling the extremely particular /hoc/ general to fuck off

That works?
>>
>Holgorsen chimping out
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