/heem/

calendarni***er stop making these early threads

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>BJJ sparring
>somebody taps you with your go-to submission

Worst feel.

>>77970850
>rolling with the hot guy in class
>accidentally get a boner

you should use your photoshop skills to make some kookie fake nudes,we need them more than these calendars

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>>77970898

I prefer fat rondas

>>77970898
Calendar is being impersonated while he's away, they hope to get him banned upon return

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>>77970898
>>77970981

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115

Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena

>>77970780
>his flag is literally toothpaste

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>>77970981

>>77970996
if you don't like this you are LOW TEST

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>>77970756
No previous thread?

conor mcgregor is just a rich white boy who thinks training means playing touch butt in the park

he never ran, never trained hard, makes fun of people for running and biking (that's for poor people, he drives a lambo) that's why his cardio is shit.

Nth for RIP K1 bro

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>>77971062
Struve
Raneau
Wilkinson
Barberena

>>77971113
incredible how you can go from literally unemployed in your twenties to spending over $1,000,000 on clothes a year. that "fuck rich people" saying is BS you're a piece of shit or you're not

I wanna watch this season of TUf to see how the first crop of WFL in the ufc turn out, but damn; eddie and justin are both really awkward and camera shy. Neither of them have the kind of personality that makes for entertaining TUF coaching

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Bellator has better commentators.

They get Bas and Mauro, with great insight and play-by-play.

We get Joe "let me complain about 12-6 elbows for 10 minutes" Rogan and CORN NUTS THE OFFICIAL CORN SNACK OF THE UFC.

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>>77971062
Struve
Reneau
Wilkinson
Barberena

>>77971132
He's still around, he posted a webm of Aerts heeming some fatass in his underpants just a couple days ago

>>77971210

CORN NUTS THE OFFICIAL CORN SNACK OF THE UFC has gone to Bellator, you know that right?

Also do Bellator really have Bas?

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Justin butthole's biggest regret

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/20509318/top-mma-trainers-admit-their-biggest-mistake

>>77971269
The funniest thing about the article is JacksonWink honeydick.

>biggest mistake was making holly holm fight when she was going through a tough time bawwwww

Nothing about forcing her, along with Jones and the rest of the camp, to juice? Or teaching eyepokes as a legit strategy?

>>77971269

>Artem was literally three times the size

>>77971113
Is that why he's beaten everyone he's fought?
>inb4 Nate Diaz
Yeah, and then Conor got his W back
>inb4 Floyd Mayweather
Not a fight

>Roxane Modifari is actually the #1 seed

jesus christ. Strawweight is still the only worthwhile wmma weight class

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Is it me or is Ariel Helwani a creepy fuck?
He's so autistic and emotionless.

He's like the opposite of his uncle.

>>77971347
>emotionless

>>77971333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUihLVk-ssk

He's a traitor, not surprising knowing his """history""".

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Conor McGregor is the Muhammed Ali of our generation.

>>77971411
Just alerting everyone ITT that this poster is anti-semetic.

Be warned.

>>77971419
he's hateable but not that hateable, eh maybe you're right they're close

>>77971400
Bisping should stop running from real competition

>>77971336
somebody post that slam ko

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>>77971347
He's the dorkiest dork dorking over a sport where dorkiness doesn't belong

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>>77971449
>Agrees to fight anderson silva and GSP
>knocked out one of the most promising champions in years
>Was ready to fight Rob until rob got injured

Looks like someone's salty

>>77971449
Is there any current champion that isn't dodging competitive fights?

Miocic is the only current champion who I could actually call a champion.

Conor is off fighting memes.
Mighty Mouse is a pussy who wants to fight shitty fighters.
Jon Jones is a junkie (fuck off jonfags)
Bisping is a craven

Once they get their belt the tough guy attitude diminishes and they play out of the ring tactics to keep it.

>>77971400
That's true you never see Conor running.

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>>77971506

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>>77971521
Only one

>>77971521
T-Wood

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>>77971521
>inb4 she wasn't REALLY going to fight Valentina at 213
>>77971524
He ran in some of the 202 embeddeds

>>77971535
All praise Double Cheesburger.
The only good guy in MMA.

>>77971549
Yeah..I guess.
He's just so dull.

He's like Floyd.
Both GOATs but fuck me I don't want them to be.

>>77971521
tyron, cormier, joanna

>>77971562
who is this immaculate ejaculate?

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it makes me happy when people use my bisping shoops

bisby bless all of you, even the h8rs

>>77971521
>>77971521
>Woodley (muh but he's black)
>Joanna (muh >wmma)
>Nunes (but she ducked muh 5 weeks)
>stipocic
>Cody garbage (muh he got injured)

This should settle it
https://youtu.be/NHImT_MNVqY
https://youtu.be/NHImT_MNVqY
https://youtu.be/NHImT_MNVqY

>>77971521
stipe is actually trying really hard to make as much as possible from his next fight because he knows he's not gonna be able to defend the belt more than one more itme

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>>77971590

>>77971533
Imagine if there was a guy who had beaten not one, but 2 men who were considered the greatest fighters ever. Then imagine he had the most wins in UFC history.Then imagine he also won the belt by devastating first round knockout.

If one fighter managed to accomplish all of that, I cant imagine it would be possible not to include his name in the GOAT conversation

>>77971639
The useless tower of piss is coming for him again

>>77971420
i criticise someone and you call me anti-semetic? you must suffer from persecutory delusion, you must share "something" with ariel...

>>77971639
Stipe could kill ANY MMA fighter.
He is the goat of goats.

Perhaps not pound for pound but in terms of overall prowess (which is obviously going to go to the heaviest weight) he could beat the shit out of any other fighter in the entirety of MMA.

He could fuck Brock Lesnar despite how much shit Lesnar takes before the fight.

>>77971641
Is she famous in poland my guy?

>>77971661
>Stipe could kill ANY MMA fighter.

Except for Stefan Struve apparently

Jesus the photoshopped the hell out of those Joanna pics

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>>77971666
Poland's favourite MMA figher is this chechen muslim meme.
Not even kidding.

ALHAMDULLILAH

Should the UFC get rid of gloves like Rogan says?

>>77971661
Why don't you think people rank him as a top 5 heavyweight of all time, even though he's got 2 title defenses and is way ahead of the competition?

I'll tell you why, because HW has never been this much of a joke since it's inception.

I mean, a homeless guy who's been training for two years is now a top contender... that says it all.

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>>77971633

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>>77971676
>5 years ago

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They finally got the jew?

>>77971577

>GOATs

I don't think you know what that means.

>>77971666
I'm not sure, I don't consume polish media much but she appears on talk shows and such from time to time, so maybe ?
Definitely far off from the most famous athletes, Lewandowski's freaking wife is like 20 times more famous than her I bet

>>77971691
they should get rid of wraps.

padding makes sense (less cuts, more punches)

but wraps are ridiculous. what makes it okay to wrap a brick around your knuckles and THEN put gloves on top

i would honestly rather be punches with a bare hand than one wrapped up like that

>>77971702
If they are in two different sports, they can both be GOATs.

Muhammad Ali can be a goat.
Roger Federer can be a goat.

See how that works?

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>"Good fight floyd, thanks for the money."
>"You too man, thanks for getting me outta trouble with the IRS"

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>>77971694
Man Miesha is such a slag.

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>https://youtu.be/VOoEkiZCBAY

stay bisping boys

>>77971711
How famous was mariusz in his prime?

>>77971711
I dont even know who LEwandowski is

>>77971728
is that a good thing?

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>>77971728

She knows

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>>77971718

How old are you? I meant Woodley is nowhere near the goat status.

>>77971702
maybe jon jones can become a contract killer in yemen or somalia

>>77971733
Top 3 most famous athletes in 21st century
1 Adam Małysz
2 Robert Lewandowski
3 Mariusz Pudzianowski

Małysz was quite a bit ahead of the other two, he made whole country watch his niche sport

>>77971716
>but wraps are ridiculous. what makes it okay to wrap a brick around your knuckles and THEN put gloves on top

Wraps just stop you from breaking your wrist, my guy.

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>>77971745
He's a soccer player

>>77971765
he's the welterweight goat desu

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Reddit """fighters"""
Francis Ngannou
>fought for like two years before MMA and will get exposed
Daniel Cormier
>pretends to be the good guy but isn't at all
Robert Whittaker
>lost to Wonderboy
Damien Maia
>zzzzzzzz
Kevin Lee
>wow bro I get KOd by a BJJ guy but I'm fersure better than Khabib
Max Holloway
>beat up an injured Aldo and still looked bad
TJ Dillashaw
>traitor
Any 125 fighter
>meme division
Amanda Nunes
>dyke who will be exposed
Joanna
>obviously roiding

4chan Warriors
Alistair Overeem
>will beat Stipe; legendary fighter
Volkan Oezdemir
>humble and powerful
Michael Bisping
>knows that greatness and success breeds animosity from lesser folk
Tyron Woodley
>uses his fists to draw attention to political issues; physically fighting racism at this point
Khabib Nurmagomedov
>warriors have to go through hardship; similar to Bisping's greatness
Conor McGregor
>never lost at 145 and arguably the GOAT
Cody Garbrandt
>uses his fighting prowess to speak for him instead of cowardly hiding behind his words
125 pound division aren't fighters
Holly Holm
>exposed the division as being weak
Claudia Gadelha
>will rightfully claim the belt after another dominant victory

>Modifari actually one by first round TKO
I cant tell if she is no longer shit or if her opponent is just bad. Honestly I think i am just bias against her. I just cant take her seriously after seeing her get powerbombed by a literal who on TUF 18

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>>77971789
You know that All Time doesn't just mean the last two months, right?

was invicta good?

>>77971765

>He spent all this time and effort on this "thousands of werdums lol!!" meme for his big fight in Brazil only to get heemed stiff in round 1 and lose his belt in front of his country

fuck sake werdum

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>>77971789

Not even close.

>>77971822

Not even that.

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>>77971817
>I just cant take her seriously

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>>77971842
He got heemed like the biggest goof too

>>77971842
They didn't let the masks into the arena either.

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too many GOATs these days

>mfw super light heavyweight GOAT
>mfw pre-USADA and post-USADA GOATs
>mfw GOAT "in the stand up game"
>mfw WMMA GOAT

there's one GOAT and one GOAT only, i don't even have to say his name

>>77971829
It was OK, main & co-main were disappointing. You can tell they've been hurt by the massive roster raids, the UFC really needs to fuck off for a while

>>77971853
this is the first good argument for reebok

>>77971822
>being this stupid

>>77971846
>power = goat status

>>77971860
keke why not

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>>77971842

He was doing it way back that and he was heemed by the futur GOAT for that matter.

>>77971862
>>77971853
2 sicilians!

can you think of any other sicilian fighters

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>>77971867

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>>77971879
arturo gatti

pic related

>>77971871
Rival advertising company IIRC.

>>77971870
>Woodley has a better run than GSP
This is much stupider.

>>77971870

No one believe that, the pic is for the meme you dweeb.

>>77971910
which fighters did gsp beat that are better than wonderboy and maia. only hendricks and he lost that one

>>77971917
you're the dweeb, dweeb

>>77971931
Remember that time that Woodley lost to Shields?

>>77971935
shields is literally the most underrated fighter of all time unironically

>>77971935
remember that time gsp tapped to strikes?

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Struve vs volkov undercard will unironically be spicier than the main. A lot of low-key prospects are fighting. Make sure you guys watch it

>>77971948
I agree. And Woodley lost to him, and Georges won.

>>77971949
Remember that time that GSP dominantly won over both fighters that beat him?

Remember that time that Woodley didn't beat Nate, Shields, or Rory?

BOXING IS SHIT I HOPE WE DONT EVER HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT GARBAGE HERE AGAIN FUCK YOU GOOB

>>77971974
remember the time rory left after getting exposed by usada? remember the time shields and nate popped?

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>>77971931

>beat

Also, are you really serious about Woodley being the goat? I'm being generous and say he's at best ranked 5 for the goat status at WW.

Did you start watching last year?

>>77971988
Remember that time that GSP beat the shit out of Shields even though Shields was on the juice and Woodley lost a fight to him?

>muh steroids!!!

Don't taint Woodley with your crybaby antics.

>>77971988
errybothy's on stewoids

>>77972009
yes, tyron is the ww GOAT, if gsp thought he could beat him he'd be fighting him now.

>inb4 but bisping is a draw

>>77972025
gsp was on steroids too

Does FightPiss show LFA events live?

Anyone else not really care much for mousasi?

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>>77972034

Some are to intelligent for that.

>>77972033
hehe people still tell me shit like "how do you masturbate when you have a hot woman in your house"... they just don't get it.

when i'm home along for at least 2 hours i lock all the doors, shut the blinds, take my clothes off and get the lube out.

actual sex just doesn't compare.

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>>77972033

>>77972066
is an horse a athlete?

>>77972066
Her face is so long, she has a twin right? it's almost like she is the deformed one

>>77971731
Hope he dies tbqh

>>77972050
>gsp was on steroids too
Never popped.

>he was running from USADA!!!!!!!!!exclamation point
He retired a year and a half before USADA came into play you newfaggot.

>>77972063

Yeah dude, completely get what you mean. I do exactly the same thing except add a couple of joints into the mix. Deep drags while fapping and matching your strokes to the rythm of a good HD POV vid.

Nothing else quite like it.

Any talk about Woodley vs. GSP is silly, GSP could have answered the question by fighting him.

To be honest I think he already answered the question by refusing to fight him.

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>>77972087
They are quite similar I'd say

>>77972109
GSP vs Woodley was going to happen. Woodley agreed, GSP agreed, Dana agreed.

Then Woodley fucked it up by having the most boring fight of all time, so Dana got mad and gave Bisping the fight.

>>77972109
GSP came back for money and Woodley has had the two most boring fights in WW title history in quick succession. Stay mad that your boy is irrelevant.

>>77972099
Do you smoke and fap with the same hand you dirty boy ?

>>77972141

No my guy I have two hands

The trick is finding the right video so you don't need to skip through or change it.

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>>77972123

Would both, Polish women are the best.

>>77972158
I just load up 70 videos and alt tab between them

>>77972181

I do too if I have the time but I like to commit to one or two and the others are backup. If its a 2 jointer wank it'll usually go on for 40 mins or so, so it depends innit m8

anyway work times over, off to fap, wish me luck

Can anyone submit Demian Maia?

Or is that like asking could anyone have knocked out Floyd Mayweather?

>>77972254
Jacare could maybe, Werdum for sure. Maia should go back to MW and try to get another title shot there

>>77972133
>he actually believes dana

>>77972138
>gsp is exciting

>>77972280
GSP is unironically far more exciting than Woodley at this point in time.

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>>77971062
Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau
Siyar Bahadurzada
Leon Edwards

>>77971269
What a cunt this guy is

>>77972298
sad

>>77972354
The only thing that's sad here is how far involved with cuckoldry that someone has to be to want to watch a Woodley fight at this point in time.

>>77972362
projecting. sad

GSP fighting Bisping is more about Bisping being shit than Woodley being good. They are huge faggots for letting GSP do this

>>77972395
you cant speak truth here

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heh, nothing personal

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Whittakers preparing for GSPs takedowns with a similarly sized guy.

I'm actually excited for tomorrow. Main event is pretty wgaf but still not a bad fight and there are a number of interesting matchups on the undercard. Add to that it is on fightpass for fast pacing and in the afternoon and it is set for maximum comfiness.

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>>77971062
>Struve
>Renault
>Bahadurzada
>Barberena

Where can I wath the weigh ins?

>>77972521
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/09/ufc-fight-night-115-weigh-in-results-live-video-stream-3-a-m-et

>>77970756
This is the ultimate format for the calandar. Good job.

>>77972555
Original calendarbro was better.

>>77972552
Thanks friend, but I mean the public weigh ins, they are supposed to be now

Michael Johnson is going down to Featherweight

>>77972487
I'm excited because it's the first time since ACB we have a chance of seeing decent fights.

>>77972616
Shit, I didn't realise he was only 5'9.

Frankie would fuck him up.

>>77972616
I've said this for months, he is way too small for lightweight and people called me stupid for saying he should go to lightweight. I want to see him vs Aldo or Brian Ortega. He might finally be champ now

>>77972254
I think Weidman could.

>>77972663
If he can handle the cut Johnson vs. No Leg Kick Aldo could be a damn good fight

>>77972616
Interesting. I want to compare the strength of the divisions. Lets see which one Johnson does better in.

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Post some UFC fighters with a strict platonic relationship

Anyone else shadow box at work? Sometimes if it's a really nice day I'll go up on the roof and say I'm checking the rooftops units and shadow box up there for like 2 hours

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>>77972787
Cringe

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>>77972742

>>77972681
>>77972681
Whose the guy that just lost to Ortega, he has the fastest hands in the division. Him vs MJ to seal his place

https://youtu.be/xeF7jC_IPr4

Paulie my friend

>>77972883
SUCCAZ

>>77972254
I tapped him out before the Woodley fight in sparring

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>>77971062
Strudle
Marion
Wilkinson
Barberena

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>people still like Conor

How does one "hang with the boys"

>>77972254
anyone who nearly heems him and then sneaks in a cheeky rear naked

>>77973198
t. boylet

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>>77971062
struve
who?
bahadurzada
barberena

>Responding to fake picks

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/1/16241272/jon-jones-passed-usada-blood-test-the-night-of-ufc-214


is jones gonna get away with it again?

>>77973543
No. That matches up perfectly with how turinabol goes in and out of your system

>>77973543
natty goat

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>>77973607
yes?

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>>77973607
>>77973641
Wrong

>>77973661
>roids
>still loses to a guy who lost to a Welterweight

>roids
Tainted suppliments my man
>still loses to a guy who lost to a Welterweight
That welterweight is going to kill GSP or Bisping then hand the belt over to Romero once he heems Rockhold

>>77973697
Rumble lost to Koscheck.

>>77973734
>Rumble lost to Koscheck
Not him but Damn, this I did not know

>>77971506
Won't fight Yoel Romero. He wants to hold on to that title for as long as he can.

>>77973753
t. August 26'er

>>77973771
Go away, that was very long ago. Back then I didn't really know of Rumble and knew little of Koscheck

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>>77973543
Daniel's gonna freak when Bones escapes the law again

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>>77973543
The steroid he took shows up better in urine tests compared to this blood test.

>>77973176
Why wouldn't I? He's still a great in the sport that I care about more.
I love boxing, I knew he had no chance of winning, and he looked okay.
Reddit always looking for a blowup.

>>77973797
>knew little of Koscheck
t. August 26'er

>>77973883
What's there to know about Koscheck? Last I remembered he has lost MANY fights

>>77973908
>What's there to know about Arlovski? Last I remembered he has lost MANY fights
t. August 26'er

>>77973939
>I posted it again! XD

>>77973946
t. 08/26/17'er

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Biggest cowards in MMA countdown:

>Number 5 - Cris Cyborg
For years she complained that there was no featherweight division in the UFC. Dana even accommodated her demands and gave her a 140 catchweight bout, in which she almost killed herself while cutting for it. Real reason she won't go down to bantamweight is because there's actual competition there, not just single moms and part time waitresses. Also steroids.

>Number 4 - Conor McGregor
Had the easiest path to a title fight ever, then an even easier path to his next belt. Not entirely his fault: Dana orchestrated the whole thing because he couldn't afford a loss. He has fought literally one contender, all other fights were mismatches. Alvarez was probably the most undeserving belt holder in UFC history, again, Conor got lucky with his timing.

>Number 3 - Michael Bisping
Gets belt, "defends" it against guy who should be in a care home, then again an even easier opponent whose coming out of retirement and weights 20 pounds less than him. Worst of all this is in a division that has plenty of good fighters more deserving of him.

>Number 2 - GSP
Wrestlefucking decision machine, he knows his tactics aren't going to work against the current welterweights (can you imagine trying to wrestlefuck Demian Maia? Or win on decision versus Tyron?) so he moves up weight class and faces Bisping. Here we now have two cowards going head to head, and this is supposed to be the highlight of the year.

>Number 1 - Demetrious Johnson
Pound for pound #1 my ass. He hasn't fought ANYONE in years, last real fight was against Cruz and he lost. Dana asks him to move up to bantamweight for a real challenge and he bitches out and whines about being "forced to fight". What's the matter, can't put on a few pounds? Hope the flyweight division is removed and this joke goes back to playing Twitch for spare change.

>Number 0 - Bob Sapp
Watch any of his fights.

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>>77973966

>>77973908

He was a very good well rounded fighter. Stop reading sherdog records.

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BIG

>>77973984
>easiest path to a title fight
It was also the easiest title cause he knocked out an undefeated champion in 13 seconds.

>>77973543
This just means he bribed someone

>>77973984

P4p is a meme to appease manlets and everyone know it.

>>77974033
p4p works for welterweight and above.

but the fact that a flyweight champion would lose a fight against an average 6 ft 200 pound man makes the whole division a joke.

>>77973984
>Bob Sapp
his fight vs nogueira was breddy good but it was all downhill from there

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>>77974033
>p4p number 1
>6ft4

what did manlet Illuminati mean by this ?

>>77974069
Before weight divisions yeah. I mean the guy weights 300lbs and still lost to a middleweight.

>>77973368
Gonna need at least a blind guess on that 2nd pick bro.

>>77974068
>flyweight vs 200lb normie
Assuming they aren't fighting in a phone booth the trained fighter wouldn't get touched.

>>77974070

And drug addicts

Holy shit my mum actually went and bought CBD oil. I was watching that Nate Diaz press conference video where he's vaping CBD oil and saying it's good for healing, she went and googled it and ended up buying some.

>>77973984
good list desu senpai

>>77973984
>>Number 0 - Bob Sapp
>Watch any of his fights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MtjfKlRHYE

>>77974069
Sapp-Nog is still one of my favorite fights ever

>>77974158
great now you're going to be slurring like nate diaz, enjoy your drug addiction

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never give up

>>77974276
Sapp is due.

>>77973984
>almost killed herself cutting to 140
>won't cut to 135 because of competition

hmmmmmm

>>77973984
My dream fight that will never happen is literally GSP versus Maia.

How would it even go? GSP's entire game plan goes out the window because he wouldn't be able to grapple with Maia.

I reckon superman punches and a lot of running away.

Lol mmafighting btfo having to completely backtrack on their clickbait

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They after me cause I'm the package man

>>77974365
Why would his gameplan be to grapple Maia? It would be to jab his face off to a late finish or decision

>>77973984
Great post

>>77974068
That's not what p4p means you absolute dunce
>a flyweight champion would lose a fight against an average 6 ft 200 pound man
I would bet actual money that Demetrious could beat up every single person who posts here in an MMA fight

>>77974352
I didn't say won't cut to 135, buddeh. I said go down to, as in, actually lose weight out of competition. It's not that hard.

>>77974276

It's been years since he just takes the money.

>>77974490
She can't even make 140 and you think making 135 wouldn't be that hard? You're fucking retarded

>>77974432
you think gsp would be able to escape a takedown?

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>>77973984
You knew you had to post some ass to get anyone remotely interested in reading your shitty opinions.

>>77974526
Your reading comprehension is around that of a third grader, buddy.

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Lineal UFC champions
Openweight - Stipe Miocic
Heavyweight - Stipe Miocic
Light Heavyweight - Georges Saint Pierre
Middleweight - Stipe Miocic
Welterweight - Jon Jones
Lightweight - Jon Jones
Featherweight - Conor McGregor (Floyd Mayweather if you wanna count different sports)
Bantamweight - Cody Garbage
Flyweight - Demetrious Johnson

women's featherweight - Germaine De Randamie
women's bantamweight - Amanda Nunes
women's strawweight - Joanna Jędzrzejczyk

>>77974562
You have the mental faculties of a preschooler, dumbass.

You just realize what you said is fucking stupid

>>77974276
why does he keep getting fights? didn't he beat akebono?

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>>77974585
Behold!

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>this lanky motherfucker has finished every fight he's been in
Zabit is coming for that title

>>77974535
>you think gsp would be able to escape a takedown?

GSP has slipped take downs from NCAA all-americans and champs alike.

GSP vs. Bisping is the worst booked "money fight" in the history of this sport.

>>77974609
You don't get it my guy. I'll try explain but after this you're own your own, I'm not here to spoonfeed you.

Cyborg walks around at 165, she cuts ~20 pounds to fight at 145, she managed (very dangerously) to cut to 140 for the catchweight fights.

This is because she REFUSES to lose weight, not water cut, but actually decrease her walking weight. She could drop down to 150 and cut to 135 for a bantamweight match. But she doesn't, because she prefers being in a dead division. She's even admitted it.

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Is it still a hot dog if I roast the sausages in the oven instead of boiling them in the water ?

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>>77974701
>mfw sub-500k

>>77974701
this. gsp isnt a drawl anymore since most of these new fans brought in by conor don't even know him

>>77974704
I don't think you get it.

No matter how you phrase this. It's fucking stupid and so are you. You have no understanding of basic biological and metabolic concepts.

You're probably one of those retards that think "Hunt could be a featherweight if he really tried!!!"

>>77974659

Vaseline GSP against sweaty Woodley, place your bet.

>>77974810
The entire nation of Canada shuts down when GSP fights.

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>mrw Kevin Lee thinks he'll beat Ferguson

>>77974276
What went wrong?

>>77974821
tyron via shadow realm

>>77974843
wtf i literally just got done rewatching this fight 5 minutes ago

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>>77974731
>Boiling hot dogs

>remember your career pussy?

did Nate try to give Brandon Vietnam flashbacks

what did he mean by this

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>>77974907
That's how they do it in my American tv shows !

>>77974859
Weight divisions

>>77974924
I like how in interviews Brendan was bringing up "hey I'm not trying to fight him I've got skinny jeans" implying he'd do shit if he didn't.
>>77974966
That man doesn't look American to me

>>77974924

He was trying to say that he really dislikes his work as an analyst and was disappointed at how he couldn't hold his own opinion. He also meant that it reminded him his lack of fighting abilities when he was in the UFC.

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>>77975072
Looks like typical New Yorker to me

>>77974704
Dumb

>>77974812
There's no point in arguing with him, you know that right? This is the same poster that in the same ridiculous post you replied to originally said DJ is a coward because he won't just go up a weight class, as if that in itself is not a huge fucking feat.

He's taking himself seriously, just ignore him.

>>77974829
i like how they didn't even make the fight in canada, they must want those disgusting NYC dollars

>>77975120
hey paulie is italian not american!

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https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/9/1/16243328/ufc-jon-jones-passed-usada-blood-test-ufc-214-mma-news

APOLOGIZE

>>77974966
>those non-powerwashed sidewalks

can't believe they even wanted MMA legalized there lol

>>77975273
This doesn't mean anything

>>77975273
Blood tests don't detect what he got popped for though

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>>77975120
How are Italian Americans, or "Italians" as they call themselves in America, seen by the rest of the country?

>>77975162
>>77975303
sameloser

>>77975303
Boarded up window is worse

>>77975273
>passed the test that can't detect what he got popped for

Guess I'm a #Jonesmissile now

>>77975327
all white people are the same in america. Anyone that claims that european heritage shit is most likely a try hard faggot

>>77975341
you're god damn right
what an awful place to "live"

>>77975348
i bet your town is nicer

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>>77975327
Is this a typical Italian American family from NJ?

>>77975381
Nah, my town is a post industrial shithole on a brink of economical collapse.

But no boarded up windows on open stores

>>77975423
I haven't really ran into many people like paulie just from growing up in the south, but most "italians" I know are just people like rogan. Might have huge italian heritage but doesn't act like a sopranos character 24/7

>>77975392
Damn, been years since I rewatch Sopranos. Going to start this weekend

>>77975381
t.landlocked beta

It's a Jordan Peterson episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G59zsjM2UI

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>>77975212

Absolutely, 1/24 pure italian blood. Can't be more italian than that!

>>77975392
NEW JOISY

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Did all the spergs get banned? Notoriously quiet in here today.

I'm actually from NJ

>>77971690
Best european fighter
>""""""''""''meme""""''""""""
Sure thing bisbong

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>>77976512
Romero is /ourguy/ 100%

>>77976193
he was born in italy lol

>>77976539
Roiding bitch who sucks at fighting.

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Guess people are watching JRE with Jordan Peterson, might be good.

Straight Jesus bless

>>77976556
Got that webm of him tossing around manlets?

>>77976599
nevermind

Malignaggi was born in Brooklyn, United States to Sicilian immigrant parents. He spent most of his early days in Syracuse, Sicily.[2] Six years later, after Malignaggi's brother Umberto was born, the family decided to settle back in Brooklyn, but Malignaggi's father stayed for only a few weeks before returning to Italy

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>>77976512
nope im still here

>>77976611
>KO'd ufc vet in 16 sec
>cant fight
Big question mark my brother

>>77976348
>aMANda nunes
much long until she stops ducking val?

>>77976348
>those shoulders
>that head
is that the natural limitation? keep in mind she has to diet hard to duck cyborg and make 135

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>>77976657
1/2 midget tossing

>>77976705
Well you heard him boys let's all pack it up

>>77976684
Roiding bitch who couldn't beat Pukeare or a one leg welterweight

He sucks

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>>77976657
>>77976728
2/2 midget tossing

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>>77976692
>>77976726

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>>77976728
>>77976784
Such a beautiful human

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Posting one more just for the salty Bisroid spammer. Rampage exposed your EPO-taking coward of a gf buddeh, stay salty

>>77976670
Please tell me where this is from bud

>>77976799
how to onto kookies vajeen

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Please post more Romero

Here's Romero with the belt

>>77976873
One of his blockbuster hits it's hard to keep track of them all

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>>77976945
Here's Yoel with the MW champion

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>>77976945
Here ya go my man

>>77976971
lol with lithuania ever recover

>>77973176
hes still /myonlyboy/

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>>77977027
>with