/epl/ - AnonTv Edition

The number of girls I've fucked equals to the number of Premier League titles Liverpool has.

thread hijacked!
this is now /prem/

I am still a virgin

>>77970127
Reminder

Acceptable terms:
>Prem
>Premier League
>Premiership
>PL
>CPL
>The League

Unacceptable terms:
>EPL
>BPL

Fucking awful thread. No wonder this place is dead on its arse.

lads

LADS

>gossip

Neymar claims his Brazil team-mate Philippe Coutinho is in a state of "anguish, disappointment and sadness" after failing to secure his move to Barcelona from Liverpool. (esporte via Daily Mail)

The midfielder, 25, could still complete a move, with the Spanish transfer window open until midnight on Friday. (Daily Express)

The Anfield club will sanction the sale of Coutinho to Barca, but not until next summer. (Sport - in Spanish)

Barcelona have lined up Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil as an alternative to Coutinho, with the Gunners valuing the 28-year-old at £55m. (Cadena Cope - in Spanish)

Manchester City will attempt to sign Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez on loan next year, and blame the Gunners for the 28-year-old's proposed £60m deadline-day deal collapsing. (Daily Mirror)

City are furious that the Gunners did not have a replacement for Sanchez lined up earlier than their failed bid for Monaco's 21-year-old winger Thomas Lemar. (ESPN)

Ross Barkley turned down a move to Chelsea partly because Everton refused to let the 23-year-old midfielder speak with Tottenham. (Guardian)

Leicester City expect 26-year-old winger Riyad Mahrez to return to the club after failing to secure a move away on deadline day. (Sky Sports)

Juventus have the basis of an agreement in place with midfielder Emre Can's representatives, if the 23-year-old decides not to renew his Liverpool contract. (Ilbianconero, via Calciomercato)

Everton wanted to sign former Arsenal defender Thomas Vermaelen on loan from Barcelona, but the Spanish side refused to release the 31-year-old. (Liverpool Echo)

Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, did not complete a move to Everton because his wife rejected it. (Daily Star)

>>77970144
Contribute something then

how long does it take to get matches on tinder?

wish i could see how many have rejected me and how many haven't seen me yet

>scouse workmate thinks Liverpool will win the league
couldn't make this shit up

Costa is still at Chelsea.

>>77970157
Coutinho should have to donate his wages to nurses and soldiers for such a childish mindset

What did >>77970177 mean by this?

>>77970167
Usually get a few every day. Think they stack the order so people that swiped right are closer to the front of the queue.

>>77970177
kek what hes going to do now

>>77970169
Better to live with optimism that pessimism desu

>>77970187
a-a-ny minute n-now t-then

what game should we watch today lads

>>77970183
>Nurse and Soldiers

He probably does more in a day than they do

>>77970206
Wanna watch me play 'Hide the Willy' on twitch?

>>77970190
fair enough
>>77970212
sick of playing that game with my Dad

>>77970177
Ashley Young is still at United and never gets linked with a move away

>>77970206
Watch EBHM get his first England Cap

>>77970140
how is Premiership more acceptable than EPL or BPL?

It hasn't been called the Premiership for over 10 years.

>>77970228
fuck off

Why did 6+ players snub Chelshit?

>>77970140
>Actual name

Man Utd Wins Lol

>>77970230
I don't make the rules, I just enforce it

>>77970249
can't hack it at a proper club

>>77970249
everyone knows they aint gonna win anything this season becus they won the league last year
id rather play for other prem managers

>>77970255
I bet you work as someone that checks train tickets

>>77970255
go enforce some cocks into your arsehole autist.

>>77970267
>"why are the trains so late and overcrowded?"
>say the people who don't bother to pay to use them

>>77970249
They don't want to be discarded like Costa once Conted decides to try some memes.

>>77970158
Nah, I don't want to interrupt the argument about the name of the thread.

Seems like this one is going to be a classic.

>>77970249
Because they know they'd be on the bench with low chances of playing, which is crucial in a world cup year.

Is Sydney Cole the official pornstar of the Prem?

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What the fuck is wrong with Arsenal?
You've chased this Lemar guy for 3 months and all that time you've never ask his consent?
This is insane.

>>77970287
Classic like the non-league debates?

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>>77970140
>He doesn't still call it The First Division

Get on my level

>>77970296
stella cox la

>>77970296
i took a whole bunch of painkillers earlier which means im not gonna get a boner for like 2 days
actually the way forward

The League is the best let's agree to use that

>>77970314
>not calling it The Top Level of the English Football Pyramid™

>>77970140
Is "english" "premier" league acceptable?

>>77970327
>Pyramid

Our league structure is more like a Toilet, with the Prem being the Arse shitting on the rest of the leagues

>>77970335
How did you solve this debate in /calcio/?

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>>77970303
>non-league

i think epl is the best desu but its just not very aesthetically pleasing to put between the brackets

If you don't call the Championship "the Endsleigh" then fuck off

>>77970356
how is The League non-league?

fuck off non-league

>>77970356
Not much difference between some teams in the Championship and Conference these days desu

>>77970314
...but it's not the first division. the championship is.

>>77970380
Are sunderland really that bad?

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FIFA's story mode, The Journey, already has Frostbite-powered cutscenes where you make decisions using a conversation wheel. Well, now they're in Career Mode.

EA Sports has finally lifted the lid on FIFA 18's career mode, and revealed interactive transfer negotiations.

In a blog post, EA said it has overhauled the transfer negotiation process to create real-time transfer and contract negotiations.

The Frostbite-powered cutscenes have interactive decision wheels, which are designed to let you negotiate in-person with opposing club and player representatives, including managers and agents. Or you could pull an Arsene Wenger and delegate the negotiations to your assistant because really you have no intention of buying anyone.

Here's what the decision wheel lets you do: you can submit an offer fee, including option conditions such as a sell-on clause (probably best to set that to $1bn just in case PSG come sniffing around). Once you submit an offer you begin dialogue with the opposing manager, who will either accept, reject or counter your offer.

EA said there's new AI so opposition managers "will engage with dynamic and varied responses to get the best deal for their club".

It looks a bit like this: here's Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho negotiating with Everton boss Ronald Koeman for the transfer of Romelu Lukaku. As you can see from the Lukaku Man Utd shirt hanging on the wall in the background, Mr. Mourinho confident he was going to get his man.

Once you agree a fee you negotiate with the player and his agent to determine the player's wage, contract length as well as his role in the squad (don't tell Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain you want him to play at wing back, whatever you do).

Once you sign the deal you can a fancy news clip in the Career Mode main menu. This includes their announcement and unveiling, with billboards, line-up shots with their new teammates and a press conference with the new manager.

>>77970380
normie anon
you seen championship transfer prices recently

Can we just go full Americanised and start calling the Prem, The World Series? Its not like any English players play in it any more, plus we invented the game.

>>77970396
I am somewhat happy that they are finally realizing that football games are fundamentally roleplaying games first and foremost.

>>77970381
how does that make sense?

>>77970406
the world soccer league

>>77970399
You seen some FA cup ties recently?

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Are there people in this thread that unironically think that Chelsea aren't title challengers?

The league is between City, Chelsea and Man U.

After signing Drinkwater the only thing that Chelsea are lacking is a decent LWB back up. Hell we even have the two best strikers in the league (until January)

>>77970396
Hoping for Wenger mode where you just jet around talking to players in cut scenes for no reason, then sign a 16 year old meme

>>77970408
it took them a long time but we are finally making it, i hated that the whole bullshit in that story mode had you locked into a pre made guy, i wanted to do all that with my own guy

>>77970428
>Hell we even have the two best strikers in the league (until January)
there are at least 3 things this implies that i disagree with

>>77970417
dont think it has started this season lad
but yeh its my favourite club competition in the world fuck the prem

>>77970302
David Ornstein who is pretty legit said Lemar told arsenal he'll join earlier in the summer

Think his mind would have been changed by recent circus surrounding the club, and mentally having been happy to spend one more year at Monaco

>>77970437
>Press triangle to do nothing

>>77970428
Morata is very hot and cold.

If you play Costa I think you're very much in the mix

>>77970428
Shame Alex Sandro didn't join desu, that lad is a top top player

>>77970428
>City
People still saying this after their 3 matches shaky start of Barclay™ PL?

>>77970428
Lukaku doesn't play for Chelsea

>>77970480
Chelsea were shaky till October last season

>>77970480
Oh fuck off gook

>>77970480
their players are too good not to challenge

>>77970470
It's okay Alonso will get 10 goals in the league this season

>>77970484
and thank god for that

Err look you are French and so was Thierry, we will do good things heeyur

>>77970381
What about League 1?

>>77970527
Yeah for once the good guys win and get the player

Citeh don't have a CM, Yaya doesn't have a full PL season in him anymore and Fernandinho is not best utilised there.

Can see Pep going for a Verrati after a disappointing season

>>77970504
The difference between City and Chelsea/United is that Chelsea and United have very solid goalkeepers, City's looks pretty undetermined so far. Also good defences and it remains to be seen if City's defence will be good this year.

>>77970318
stella has saggy ttis, dumb looking face
i still like her a lot though for some reason
why is she the pornstar of the prem
she has a global rank of 1 (one) on freeones rn
incredible actually hmm

>>77970537
What does love mean to you la?

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Bristol Rovers turned down a 500k offer from an unnamed Championship club yesterday for Billy Bodin even though he's on his final year of his contract with us
for the first time in my life i can safely say we are not a selling club
>feels good

>>77970454
>press X to claim you offered their new signing a trial when he was 12

>>77970453
>happy to spend one more year at Monaco
With £2,800/week wage? I doubt it.

http://sillyseason.com/salary/as-monaco-players-salaries-99570/

>>77970573
>>77970569
>>77970480
>>77970428
>City
>City
>United
If you say "epl" then you have to say "Manchester City" and "manchester united"

>>77970604
>Press square to leak story to press of fake £100M Bid to keep fans onside

>>77970569
>Verratti

not leaving till PSG need to bench him which we all know is extremely unlikely. barca been trying for years, answers always the same

>>77970610
t. ory

>>77970428
>Carabao tshirt
Now you know why and when he's going to play.

>>77970610
Imagine being this fucking autistic. Imagine actually caring. Fuck off to /r9k/

>>77970624
>Carabao
>when he's going to play
4:15 in the morning live from Beijing?

>>77970620
>Verratti
He's going to Juve when he's ready to leave, he's an unironic lifelong Bianconeri

>>77970626
>not being autistic
You a fucking normie or something?

>>77970620
Barca didn't even bid, PSG owners gonna be pissed when they get found out in the spine of they're team this year, he'll be sold

>>77970676
/sp/ is a normie board.

What about /cpl/?

>>77970676
/sp/ is for chads

>>77970676
/sp/ is a blue board

>>77970569
Gundogan

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reminder this video was for Lukaku, the joke he doesn't play for Chelsea anymore but actually now does, but unfortunately Chelsea got GAZUMPED and they had to do some movie magic editing and after filming audio recording to make it for Rudiger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf25rr-cVWc

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41045462

HAHAHAA ENGLAND GETTING FUCK IN THE JOLLY RODGER

fuck joe hart fuck england fuck southgate fuck uefa

>>77970676
What's sad is that you actually are a neckbeard autist who is extremely out of place among the general /sp/ userbase but are unaware of this fact. You probably unironically post on /pol/ as well.

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>>77970676
>>77970731
Had a good laugh here
>>77970719
>implying

>>77970740
Chelsea's stadium is in a really wierd location. Least the emirates has a stupid little bridge

>>77970740
>tfw my dad never bought me a real football shirt, only fake discount ones

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>>77970748
>"I believe he's our best goalkeeper at the moment," manager Gareth Southgate said.

>>77970748
Even if you think Hart is the best keeper, it's fucking Malta so you might as well get a look at Butland. Pickford should have 100% started tonight if he didn't wuss out

if your club's stadium has a sponsor in the name then your club is plastic

>>77970777
I bought a knockoff Holland shirt in Verona and still have it

Man City have spent the most of any CPL club in the transfer window, spending £219M or the equivalent of 1 Neymar

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>>77970775
stuff got built around it mate

>>77970713
Crystal Palace?

>>77970770
Your mother is extremely depressed at the worthless human she produced. She is tormented by shame that it's her fault and anger at you for refusing to be a normal member of society. Imagine actually taking pride in your inability to function in society

>>77970804
>CPL
please no more.

abnormie pride world wide

>>77970775
>stadium's called "Stamford Bridge"
>doesn't have a bridge

lads?

>>77970828
fuck off abbo

>>77970808
cadury's premier league

what is ur favourite stand in football lads

>>77970808
™Cadburys™ ™Premier™ ™League™

>>77970836
its named after a battleground you stupid yANK

>>77970839
The Colin Bell End.

>>77970806
They should've told the people around it that it looks a bit stupid on a street corner. I actually liked the internal layout more than Old Trafford though

>>77970809
>implying I don't
>implying anything at all on a mongolian smithing forum

Hersheys > Cadbury 2bfrank

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>>77970748
>>77970764
*knows you want him back*

>>77970843
misleading they havnt got naming rights to the league have they

>>77970857
Well then why isn't it calle d Stamford Battleground you fucking cunt

>>77970866
Youre talking shit, Frank.

>>77970873
never reply toe ever again

>>77970883
toe

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>>77970872

>Stamford Bridge
>Earls Court
>Elephant and Castle
London locations that baffle Americans

>>77970428
>a decent LWB back up
Moses la
On the right, Zappa/Aspie
Left Alonso/Moses

>>77970893
bizarro masterchefs

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>>77970872
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.premierleague.com/news/317045

>Snubshit

Why is it called Stamford Bridge though?

>>77970843
Carling also have sponsorship this year, but you won't see their branding anywhere but pubs and bars, same with Cadburys, I wouldn't even know they sponsored it if I didn't see it all over Supermarkets

>>77970914
Want that big brown ball in my mouth desu

>>77970914
Fuck I thought that was robbie in the reflection haha

>>77970914
would eat that ball desu. not had chocolate in weeks.

>>77970922
t. customer that can't comprehend a stadium that isn't named after a middle eastern airline

>>77970922
For when the players throw the manager under it

>>77970914
>https://www.premierleague.com/news/317045
Golden Boot and Golden Glove awards

>>77970922
>'Stamford Bridge' is considered to be a derivative of 'Samfordesbrigge' meaning 'the bridge at the sandy ford'. 18th century maps show a 'Stanford Creek' running along the route of what is now a railway line at the back of the East Stand as a tributary of the Thames.
>The stream had two local bridges: Stamford Bridge on the Fulham Road (also recorded as Little Chelsea Bridge) and Stanbridge on the Kings Road, now known as Stanley Bridge.The existing Stamford Bridge was built of brick in 1860–2 and has been partly reconstructed since then.

>>77970740
Chelsea didn't even bid for Lukaku, apparently.

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>>77970922
Jaap used to park his Ford Fiesta there for Reading matches, underneath a bridge

>>77970958
ABC conspiracies are insane

>>77970906
>Freedom Tower

NYC location that baffle Euros

>>77970958
think theyre saying that to save face. most clubs do it.
>>77970967
you are deluded if you think Chelsea were not after him. Matt Law, Chelsea pet journalist, was doing weekly write ups how certain it was to happen before Raiola got bored of Chlesea dicking about

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>>77970663

>>77970437
X to confirm transfer is replaced with X to cancel in Wenger Mode. The game then shifts you to a press conference where you can "look euh" with situation-dependent excuses generated after the "euh".

>>77970296
Lana 2bh lad

>>77970983
>clubs are free to spend an insane amount on a hue mong player
>"franchises" have to spread their cheeks for the league

I know which one I prefer desu

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Here's the official name of the Prem which should be used for threads

>The EABCCNTST PL

>>77971021
>>77970983
>americans trying to take the high ground of venue names
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Yum!_Center

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>>77970590
apologise right fucking now

>>77971050
I mean she does have saggy tits tbf

>>77971048
>KFC Yum! Center

Yeah that's fucking awesome. Much prefer KFC YUM! to "An Arab Country Owns This Club, Fly Our Airline you Foreign Peasants" Stadium

>>77970183
Am I the only person who thinks this prick is nowhere near as good as he's hyped up to be?
He doesn't play anywhere near the likes of neymar/hazard, or even Dembele/pulisic.

>>77971048
screaming

>>77971100
>Pulisic

>>77971086
>American prefers fried food to airtravel

What a shock

>>77971100
>or even dembele/pulisic
Don't be dumb. At worst he's been Liverpool's second best player since Suarez left, he's clearly very good, albeit not £100M+ good

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>>77971046
>No official car (brand)
>No official suit (brand)
>No official gym centre
>No official underwear
>No official fast food

Brb, calling Hyundai, Hugo Boss, BasicFit, Calvin Klein and Burger King respectively

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>>77971122
>americans prefer to eat rather than see the world

>>77970249
Because conte only plays in form players and tolerate bullshit.

what 5pm game should i watch anons
Kazakhstan v Montenegro
or
Nigeria v Cameroon

>>77971154
get a life

>>77971141
>>77971122

We're cautious about mixing Arabs and airplanes over here

>England - Malta
Really, really hate international breaks

>>77971185
Lol, cucked into fearing the terrorists

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>>77971154
>>77971154
>One of these matchups has "The Indomitable Lions"
>The other has a Stan you've vaguely heard of and a negro

I think the choice is clear

>>77971183
>This comment
>On a Tajik water filtration forum
>During local work hours

>>77971206
Shit line up too, Livermore is starting from what I've heard

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Drinkcarabao

>>77971227
Damn, Darren Fletcher's understudy did well

>>77970396
And it still has shittier game play than PES. Go figure.

>>77971214
im fingering my gf as we speak lad

>>77971281
anime is not real anon

>>77971214
yep decent post anon
and i would to make it clear today is my day off

https://youtu.be/G-Wp7gudgXs dont like this guy desu
pretty sure he gets loads of views from niggers

>>77971281
Leave your grandfather alone, he doesn't deserve to be violated like that.

>>77971328
>belgium
>talking about anyone's grandfathers
watch it

>>77970428
I guarantee >we finish no higher than 4th.
You forget we've got CL matches this season lad. And both city and manure have deep fucking squads compared to >us.
If >we get shot R16 maybe we can take PL.

>>77971325
Sounds just like his club then

>>77971280
Post about her on /sp/

>>77970296
she looks like the sort of person who'd be a shit person in school

>>77971368
You look like the the sort of person who'd be a shit person in life

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>>77971290

might give the england malta game a miss desu

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Deadline deals and World Cup qualifiers – Football Weekly Extra
Max Rushden and co return to review the movers and shakers on deadline day and preview a crucial round of World Cup qualifiers around the globe.

Joining Max on this transfer window special edition of the pod are Barry Glenndening and Paul Doyle alongside a new signing of our own, a debut for european football writer Lars Sivertsen.

First up the the team get stuck into the biggest conundrum so far, how can Lars, a Norwegian by birth and upbringing sound like he was born in a rural Irish village?

Second, to footballing matters, the team ask which of the top clubs managed to improve their squads and hold their nerves as the deadline counter ticked to midnight on Thursday?

Sid Lowe calls from Spain, where the deadline is a full 24 hours later, to give his round up of good and bad buys in La Liga and Archie Rhind-Tutt, German football expert (who’s not German), tells the pod why the Bundesliga tend to do their business early and be, well, organised and German about it.

Finally we round up some of the results in the the latest round of World Cup 2018 qualifiers with France putting four goals past a beleaguered Holland and Belgium scoring nine goals against Gibraltar. We hear how the qualifiers are sizing up around the world and as if that’s not enough Paul Doyle tells the epic tale of footballing hero Billy Blood.

>>77971416
Why, its gonna be hilarious to see Arry Kane continue his bad run of form

>>77971413
Webms with sound on /sp/ when?

>>77971475
this and why is there even a cap on size of webms files

>>77971451
is it though

>>77971485
>a dozen fags spam eon-length webms
>break 4chan

Eddie Howe for England

Neymar claims his Brazil team-mate Philippe Coutinho is in a state of "anguish, disappointment and sadness" after failing to secure his move to Barcelona from Liverpool.

>>77971735
What a drama queen. Why are South Americans always such little fannies when they don't get their way?

Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, did not complete a move to Everton because his wife rejected it.

>>77971485
Fucking moot

>>77970573
This. I think Chelsea (maybe Spurs) have the most solid back lines.
>David luiz solid
I seriously expect him to benched for Cahill/azpi/rudiger back trio. And if not he'll play on the right when azpi is playing rwb so conte can effectively cancel luiz's fuck ups.

>>77971755
What a cuck, you just now Feo is fucking her

"the african classico"

>>77971755
His wife is a masochist?

Just seen Danny Murphy in Town

>>77971896
did you get his autograph?

>>77971905
Just looked like any other old, middle class rich git, instantly knew his face tho

>>77971896
Did you call him a twat?

gonna make a massive stew to last me a few days what should i put in it lads

>>77971918
Cadburys and some carvery leftovers

>>77971127
Just because he's been Liverpool's best player doesn't mean much. His performances generally seem bang average to me.

>>77971281
Post feminine penis.

>>77970767
>Muslim rape gangs abducts every female in your family and the police call you a racist when you tell them
>"lol fukin poltards"
Gonna be a rude awakening for you when the demographics shift laddy pie

>>77971451
It's September lad. He can start scoring again.

>>77971346
We also have Conte. He'll work his magic again. Plus it can't be that impossible to juggle two competitions (PL and CL) the others don't really matter unless you make the late stages, can just play the youth.

They have deep squads yes but the first 11 isn't any better than Chelsea's, and Chelsea aren't known for getting many injuries.

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>>77970740
>Rudiger
Whiniest bitch to play in Serie A since Balotelli.

>Still whining about Lazio fans making monkey noises
>Doesn't mention that it worked, played like shit in 3 straight derbies
>Personally responsible for 3 goals conceded
>Spent every game slowly jogging back into position while Lazio were countering
>Got sent off for trying to kick a hole in Dordevic's liver

Also his 'father' is a literal German cuckold who doesn't find it strange that his son is 100% black.
I genuinely miss watching him in Serie A, guys a fucking trainwreck.

If spurs are kikes and arsenal are blacks who are the pakis?

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>>77971993
>he watches Serie Poof

>>77972016
bradford/leicester

>>77971755
So not only does he have a wife far beneath him in terms of looks, she also gets to bully him about

Holy shit what went wrong

>>77971989
Not many but when >we do get injured it's normally a vital player.

>>77971993
>His father is white
Wait what? Proof?

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kek

>>77970467
The same can be said for costa that goes missing the 2nd half of the season

>>77970484
Thank fuck for that

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ffs

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Looks like a comfy little stadium.

>>77972150
>colors

betrayed

>>77972150
Isn't cancer pink?

>>77972113
what is Rooney doing right now

will KANE overtake rooney as the all time top scorer for england? he's going to need to rack up some against Malta if so

>>77972220
Getting lubed up to be B-wing's bitch

>>77972239
no chance

>>77972239
Well it's not August any more and it's not at Wembley either so he there's his go-to excuses gone.

>>77972257
yeh he had about 24 goals by the time he was kane's age whilst kane himself has only 8

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i thought uefa had dropped this shit

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New St Vinnie chuun lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TPqUvy1vYU

>>77972398
never listen to her music before but this one is pretty good

ADRIEN SILVA CONFIRMED: https://www.lcfc.com/news/465351/terms-agreed-with-sporting-for-adrien-silva/press-release

>>77970428
Drinky looks happy

>>77970140
Patricians still call it the First Division

>>77972344
Real Madrid made the phonecall this time then?

>@premierleague POTM nominees: Jones, Lukaku and Mkhitaryan @ManUtd; Mane, Salah @LFC; Morata @ChelseaFC; Lossl @htafcdotcom. #SSN

>>77972283
Kane won't burn out as quickly as Rooney tho

>>77972113
Top fucking kek, that's brilliant.

>new music
would rather see Liverpool win league

>>77972513

I think Miki should get it with his 5 assists.

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>>77972398
>new

Video's new but the songs been out for ages. Shame she isn't reverting to being a qt3.14 though.

Anyone have

>suarez_poses_with_fans.jpg

for me please? Been looking everywhere.

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Schmeichel

Simpson
Maguire
Morgan
Fuchs

Mahrez
Silva
Ndidi
Albrighton

Iheanacho
Vardy


Where will this team finish?

You now remember Alex Hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ty4064UZ_c

>>77972622
7th/8th

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>>77972615
Archive, m8.

>>77972622
That's a rock solid midfield. Europa League place surely?

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>>77972615
Only have this la

>>77972622
needs more english players desu

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>>77970873

love trolling these britbongs.

>>77972622
morgan is past it

>>77972625
What happens if you played last season with him with a team that got relegated IRL?

DUDE MUH 96 LMAO

just fuck off

JFT96 YNWA

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>>77972615

>>77972639
Hamer

Simpson
Maguire
Morgan
Chilwell

Gray
James
Ndidi
Albrighton

Vardy
Nacho

>>77972622
Replace Morgan with Dragovic

>>77972657
Swap him out for that new Austrian guy then?
Will Shakey drop the captain?

Can't see Kasper being team captain due to being the keeper, even though he'd be the most ideal.

It'll have to be Vardy.

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>>77972721
>Vardy as captain
Oi ref, you daft twat. Simmo didn't fookin' touch him.
What the fook you bookin' me for ya fat cunt

Lads do you put socks on when opening the door to take away deliveries? I really can't be bothered desu.

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After crossbow arrow lands at the Oval, police are looking for a man in North London to help them with enquiries.

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>still 9 days until premier league football is back

>>77970140
>>77972456
The true patrician term is top flight

>>77972794
the question should be whether you put on anything more than underwear tbqh

>>77972808

At least we get to see Spain vs Italy where one of them might not reach the world cup if they lose.

>>77972812
hello working class scum

>>77972808
my team is playing tomorrow

>>77972794
of course I do I'm not some kind of animal

>>77972825
>Spain v Portugal could happen

>>77972832
fuck off Les Ferdinand

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>>77972794
>ordering food

UEFA opens formal investigation to see if PSG breaking financial fair play rules. PSG effectively spent almost £400m on players this summer

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>..and then right, he pulled up his boxers and said 'actually I don't think I want to join this shithole of a team, get me a cab'!

anything that has hundreds of millions of pounds associated with it is going to be corrupt as fuck

I miss trans lads

>>77972866
>Neymar is paid separately for services to World Cup 2022
>buys out his contract of his own will and chooses to go to PSG
no problem here
>Mbappe on loan
no problem there either

>>77972866
>PSG effectively spent almost £400m on players this summer
It was closer to zero

>>77972794
i only wear socks if i've got shoes on 2bh

I miss being in /trans/ lads

>45 million for danny drikeh

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>>77972866
PSG were very cheeky. On the surface of it they broke no rules but UEFA know more about how transfers work than I do - I can admit that, sadly many here cannot.

>>77972899
thats exactly what they are investigating

the way around the system

>Watching African World Cup qualifying
>White managers everywhere

Top kek
Even in fucking Africa blacks don't manage teams

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Reminder only the arsemad Spanish Clubs are upset with Based PSG

>>77972937
>racism in football doesn't exist any more

>>77972941
2, 1

Love seeing Barca getting raped this transfer window, they are getting their own shit back at them after years of acting the big billy bolex. When Messi is gone they will be Arsenal tier

>>77972941

I do feel sorry for the likes of Lyon who used to be the dominant force in France. Also feel it is unfair on CL teams for PSG to be able to spend 370m on 2 players, which wasn't even financed from their football.

>>77972937
gotta listen to the white man. Put a brother at the top and they kill each other

>big billy bolex

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>Gareth "i only choose in-form player" Southgate

janny not happy with pics of girls today it seems.

psg will get fined/transfer ban
becus if they dont find them guilty it basically makes FFP void

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>>77972721
the answer is obvious

>Hendo captain

Absolutely based

>>77972998
don't care

>>77972998
Hart
Walker-Cahill-Jones-Bertrand
Henderson-Livermore-Ox
Sterling-Kane-Dele

awful

>>77972998
>no Maguire
REEEEEEEE

gol de Ian Nacho

>>77973012
worst captain in my existence desu, and Im 40.

https://twitter.com/MrArsenicTM/status/903630684350271488

b-b-but muh media narrative!!

Why is the british press so disgustingly ABA?

>>77972998
>No Maguire or Vardy

0-0 bore draw incoming. No going to watch it.

these are the top 50 incoming transfers in the premier league

Paul Pogba
Romelu Lukaku
Angel Di Maria
Kevin De Bruyne
Naby Keita
Raheem Sterling
Alvaro Morata
Anthony Martial
Fernando Torres
Benjamin Mendy
John Stones
Alexandre Lacazette
Kyle Walker
Bernardo Silva
Leroy Sane
Gylfi Sigurdsson
Mesut Ozil
Christian Benteke
Rio Ferdinand
Granit Xhaka
Juan Mata
Nemanja Matic
Nicolas Otamendi
Andriy Shevchenko
Robinho
Juan Sebastian Veron
Alexis Sanchez
Mohamed Salah
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
Sadio Mane
Shkodran Mustafi
Roberto Firmino
Andy Carroll
Tiemoue Bakayoko
Davinson Sanchez
Ederson
Fernardinho
Marc Overmars
Michy Batshuayi
Didier Drogba
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Danny Drinkwater
Eric Bailly
Diego Costa
Dimitar Berbatov
Fernando Torres
Michael Essien
Luke Shaw
Edin Dzeko
Wayne Rooney

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Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain: "We're in good form after beating Arsenal 4-0 last week."

Top kek

>>77972937
this is not a surprise when blacks have average IQs a full standard deviation below the white mean

>>77973077
source

>>77973077

Real?

>>77973076
no kante

>>77973077
teenage mutant nigger turtle

>>77972998
>Livermore
>Cahill

I'm so done with this shit

Nigeria fucking cameroon in the ass.

>>77973093
https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/903671853180444672

>>77973128
>Malta

It's basically a friendly

>>77973111
kek

>>77973093
https://twitter.com/AnfieldHQ/status/903670905506848768