/afl/ EJ Whitten legends game

kek, nice poomunity you've got here.

Who cares

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HEAVE HO UNNA

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Basedbane tbqh lads.

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>for a third day in a row some fag has tried to make his retarded /afl/ social club happen by clutching onto some literal nothing event.
It's not happening loser.

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What's for dinner, anon-kun?

>>77967624
Bet you're fun at parties.

>>77967624
t. freshcunt

/afl/ has always had EJ Whitten game threads

>If JB commentates well tonight he'll succeed Bruce McAvaney in 2019 and we'll have top level BT/JB MMM banter and commentary on channel 7 for the next decade.

>>77967629
literal crab legs
maybe some cheeky oysters
and some porterhouse or filet pieces

>>77967629
That's not sushi grade salmon bro.

You're gonna get tapeworms.

Boomer Harvey on 2018 comeback watch.

over/under 150 posts for tonights thread?

>BT
>JB
>Pisstake match

gonna be a comfy night lads

>>77967350
what even is this?

>>77967624
it's just that tripfaggot shithead from NRL false flagging

>>77967624
t. not fun at parties

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>>77967629

>>77967658
I hope this leads to him commentating on 7, hes better than most.

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>>77967658

based MONKHORST

>>77967658
>>77967854
nice. his commentary on MMM with BT is GOAT tier

why are they putting the HIV positive Matera on the field

/torp/

I hope they dont do that thing where the unfunny faggot wears the other jersey and the rips it off and kicks a goal.

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BIG BARREL WOWEEEEEEEE

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>>77967854

>better than most

BETTER THAN MOST

>>77967883
Wait what? Or are you saying he looks sickly?

Will the Grand Final be stickied

>>77967906
pretty sure the romour going around was he was a legit poofter, either him or Wally IIRC

B R O W N
R
O
W
N

>>77967916
Lol no

Even peter o toole didnt get a sticky

Cummings thinner than when he was playing.

fucking lol at BT not knowing Schammer

>fletch miskicking it 70m

Sign him up

BT in legends game when?

>>77967935
He seemed legitimately befuddled.

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>BT not knowing Schammer
>BT calling Paul Haselby Brad
my sides, i really hope they don't tell him who Schammer is and he goes on about how "that boy looks like he could have played"

death to wogs

BROWNY DESU

>>77967974
Freo confirmed as irrelevant.

>you can live tweet to players and they'll read it
you boys know what to do

>>77967987
sorry lads, I'm watching the nrl tonight. I promise I'll be back next week.

>Shane Jacobsen playing gay chicken with a 12 year old chink

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>>77968018
more jewish scum pushing the pedo agenda
>that little girl doing the splits right at the end to promo the show
disgusting

it's so obvious that BT didn't even read the team sheets and is just spotting players as he goes, I love it.

BTs bants about Darcy is hilarious

>pedo mclachlan sitting amongst all these chix and kids

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>fat dyke saying she's leaving at half time
absolute disgrace

>autist saints supporter literally hand-flapping

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WHY does afl live not do legends match updates

What happened to my man cave?

Its a nan cave now!

posting to make the community look more impressive

>>77968222

We're off to Broken Hill!

>>77968222
Oh em gee

Dad said shit creek.

they need to have like 3 younger players maybe amateurs who would enjoy air time on each team who all agree to hit each other hard at contests to liven it up a bit and keep the older guys safe while still having fun

>>77968238
ship creek you dumb little slut, bet you ain't even my kid fuckin slut 'ole mother

unironically running /nrl/ tonight. they'll reply to anything

JIMMY BARTORP

>legitimate round of /nrlel/ on 93 posts
>a who gives a fuck charity game of /afl/ only 30 posts behind on ~60
POOTHETIC

Get ready for the "miracle Vic comeback"

Gil has turned this game into a joke

>>77968287
that's literally been the narrative the past 3-4 years

/
t
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o
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BARTEL WOWEEE TORPEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77968285

>Rabbits-Eels
>legitimate

JIMMY BARTWORP

Waiting for RC to drop an elite truthbomb about this game being rigged

I always tell anne erin to kill himself, but I don't really mean it. sorry lad

>>77968353
trip on oxygen thief so my filter picks you up, then kill yourself

>>77968285
I'm literally at least 10 of those, and another 20 are replies to me

>>77968321
Kek

BARREL BOY
O
Y

>>77968369
elite lad

RUNNING BARREL
BOY
OH
BOY

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captcha tipping iggs

>>77968383
Based captcha

>BT getting a prostate massage on TV

BIG

BOY

BOWEL CANCER

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>BT getting fingered
literally kino

>>77968299
Was it this game last year with muh big strong FF chick last year who everybody was under strict orders to either not touch and kick to at every opportunity? Who turned out was literal trash in the actual AWFL?

NRL
>108
AFL piss take
>77

fold this poothetic sport

Are current afl players just shit kicks?

These guys are nailing everything.

>>77968397
prosate cancer lad, but i kek'd at your effort

>>77968400
yeah last year or the year before, was so pathetic.
>OMG SHE'S KICKED 10 HUEHUEHUE

>yfw Super Goals are renamed Large Goals and the score line says LGBT

>>77968407
these guys are just trotting around and wouldn't have to take kicks under stress while blowing hard from running top speed, also these guys are pretty relaxed and don't care if they miss or not which probably helps the kicking action

>>77968407
theres been about 0 tackles

Isn't it interesting how this game has played out like most regular season games this year?

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>>77968420
DELET

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>>77967833
over. +/-30 IPs is where the real game is.
'

>>77968441
>that nigtard in the back
lmao

Looking forward to Essendon bring knocked out next week

pedo mclachlan trying to contain his massive fat atm

>>77968498
would slap the shit out of those fucking kids 2bh

>yfw Johnno Brown cops an errant elbow to the head and is killed

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>>77968514
then it will become the EJ Whitten and John Brown Legends game for prostate cancer and CTE/head trauma

Do you think Johnno Brown fingers prostates for a living?

>>77968441
Why did 35k people like her pic, is she famous?

holy shit why isn't the fat tards at half time matches on display, i'd be HOWLING

>>77968554
being a downie she probably has shit privacy settings (i.e the public can see, share and comment on her stuff) and when that pototo got friend-zoned it would have spread like wildfire

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Bottle-o is giving away slate cheeseboards and there's an organic shop around the corner. I think this shithole just went upmarket

>have a dream that Jared Polec won the Brownlow with 7 votes

What did my brain mean by this lads?

>>77968554
>>77968564

I googled her and she is actually a model lmao.

>>77968575
the fuck does she model? helmets?

>>77968554
unironic model. Madeline Stuart

>>77968567
>slate cheeseboards

fuckin weirdos

>>77968567
my work had a bunch of promo cheese boards and I took about 7 and gave them to all my family members for chistmas. it was the cheapest christmas ever for me desu

>>77968598
I'm getting chalkboard and fingernail vibes when thinking about using a knife on it.

Did we need that painstaking description of his Dad's balls cancer?

A downie lives up the street from me and when he was younger he would walk his bike down the street naked. Found it funny as an 8 year old.

>bloodtest for prostate instead of getting a nice finger massage up the ass
robbed desu

new LCD Soundsystem is elite.

Is there the token girl this year?

>>77968677

No they're playing in the State of Origin tomorrow.

>you will never gangfuck Abbey Holmes with 50 retired footballers

will every final be broadcast on fta? i forgot

>>77968691
>you will never gangfuck Abbey Holmes with 50 retired footballers
I'm getting Cody Lane - Blue Room vibes

>>77968699
yes

>nrl 30 ahead on a bye
FOLD
O
L
D

>>77968733
>/nrl/ 30 ahead of an /afl/ meme game during a bye
FOLD THE NRLEL
FOLD THAT POOTHETIC LEAGUE

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>>77968691
I'm Tayla Harris 4 lyfe lad
unnfff

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Georgia Bevan lads

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>>77968699
>>77968733

the 4th quarter of these are always great, they keep it close and trade goals for 3 quarters then they start trying to win in the last

Wasn't Cooney playing fairly recently? Why is he so fat?

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>77968769
Retired last year, too many sausage rolls

kek Harvey trying to show North that he's still got it

Who's the """""celeb"""""" this year?

kek, didn't even realise Harvey was being trotted out at this freakshow already. SAD!

>>77968769
retired after round 22, 2016 lmao

>>77968796
don't have any, it's AFL related mostly with Luke Darcy and Wayne Carey as coach really

What's fart cancer, lads?

Haha have a bunt fellaz lol betting culcha give us ya money xd develop a gambling problem

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When you've been on stress leave from work for a week and you finally realise what's causing it

Wayne gonna glass his wife again tonight.

reminder that any form of XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget

>>77968915
"""his""" wife

>>77968920
"""""" """"""""

>>77968915
Marc Murphy's wife*

Late night confession that my secret weapon when I can’t get to sleep is Stephen Fry reading Harry Potter. Calming. Familiar. Reassuring.

A drunk woman just did a piss next to my car and her bf just started calling out "babe there's someone in that car!" While cracking up laughing and shes walkikg back over to him now and i dont know what to do

neck urself my man

>>77968955
The state of your narrative

based Saint's management

>>77968955
i wouldnt know what to do either

doesnt seem worth starting a fight over

Listening to Look What You Made Me Do for the first time since the day it came out and I like it a lot more now?

the absolute STATE of nrlel only 30 afloat

>>77968980
>I enjoy listening to music marketed towards the 15-21 year old girl demographic

>>77968980
>>77968994

Without checking for sure, I bet it's a straffo post.

Will go check now.

>BT shitting on poof Matera for at least 10 minutes
kek

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>pies gutter trash trying to mob the Essendoper stealing the ball
pottery

>>77968860

the horrrible disease that rc has.

Vics will win by the last goal

the call has been made, Vics in a comeback

just noticed the fag flag on the All-Stars jumper, hope the Vics get up

THE FIX IS IN

Vics getting umpballed back into it

Starting to think there might be some rigging here

>that year where Sam Newman snuck Crawf and five additional players onto the ground

>no game clock
rigged as fuck Gil.

reminder that EJ was a known reprobate with a taste for VERY young Filipino boys. The virus claimed him, much like he claimed Bruce's cherry and fate. It was basic mercy to the widow that prostate cancer ever got blamed.

FUCKING RIGGED

>paid the mark
kek this fucking shit

>>77969082
fuck you reality cunt

kek,

love WWF

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GIL STRIKES AGAIN

BROWN
R
O
W
N

>ALL """"""""""""STARS""""""""""""
VICSWINSLOL

>no game clock
>siren goes and 20 secons later a mark is paid
>bullshit kick
brava Gil

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FUCK YOU GIL I HAD $200 ON THAT, NOW WE'RE EATING NOODLES FOR FATHER'S DAY!!!! I JUST WANT MY CHILDREN TO LOVE THEIR DADDY!!!

>nrlel only 5 posts ahead while competing with a charity match during a bye
POOTHETIC

>This match is so irrelevant they are faking controversy now to try and imitate the Fitzy incident.

>Hamish literally t. Mario Tasconi

>>77969175
if you want irrelevant, head on over to /nrl/
KEK

That game reminded me of last years GF, rigged manufactured bullshit

BARTEL WAS ROBBED OF MVP

RIGHT
IN FRONT
OF
ME

>>77969188
combo meats, hold the tabouli

>>77969188
trip on wogshit

>andy mahar
>mahar

just passed nrlel lads
BTFO

watched Logan instead of the game because I forgot it was on
how was it?

>>77969239
a few gems
>BT not knowing Byron Schammer and calling Paul Haselby "Brad"
>not using play sheets and just figured out who is who on the fly
>trying too hard meter for guys who take it too seriously and get the piss taken out of them
the a rigged ending, probably the best of the last 3 years, no female players and no comedian shitheads.

>>77969261
Who was fattest afield? used to love laughing at the absolutely spherical blokes

>>77969271
Haselby was pretty fat but didn't get much tv time, Cooney absolutely stacked it on in a year since retirement, then the ususal suspects Cummings and Monkhorst

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>>77969305

>>77969305
Pathetic.

>bt stitching up his son on live television

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>>77969305
POOTHETIC

Classic BT.

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>>77969305

>>77969305
embarrassing

>>77969305
we've increased our lead and smashed them by 10 IP's as well. If they had any self respect (they don't) they would do the only decent thing and kill themselves

>>77969305
Bet they're fun at parties.

>>77969305
>the city of boganball

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>>77969305

>>77969305
>Literally who, the sports

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>>77969305
Boy oh boy. I would kill myself I liked NRL.

>>77969475

>>77969510
I popped in at half time and it was literally 8 posts of "embarassed" in a row lmao
POOTHETIC

LSCM, you here m8?

reminder that 5AA is for brainlets, Hills Radio is the go to elite listen. Metal show on now.

http://www.hillsradio.com.au/streaming.php

>>77969593
literally who

>Molloy standing on a box
ahahhaahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahah

>noy knowing who LSCM is

Fuck me, when did /afl/ fill up with underage newcunts

Big strong 11 wins victorian here

>>77970093
kill yourself

>>77970403
one day I'll be gone, and you're all going to miss me

>>77970414
I'll get over it