NRL Friday and probably Saturday and Sunday thread Parra and

Thoughts on Cam Smith and JT's charity game lads?

Back from my executive meeting with Todd Greenberg and the Sports Minister, the Hon. Greg Hunt MP. Federal Member for Flinders

>>77967230

Whoever is playing with Smith and Thurston in the trial match isn't getting any money out of this game either but i doubt either care about that.

whats for dinner lads?

>>77967320

Sitting out a game celebrating Smith and Thurston is a surefire way to get sacked from your team

might end it tonite lads

James Tamou Doctor of Immortals

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put this grub into the ground on the weekend lol

Just fuck my shit up senpai

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What's for dinner anon-kun?

>>77967663
This is the most unaustralian thing I have ever seen, I'm literally seething

Just remembered NRL is a sport ladies

>>77967663
You better cook that fish boy

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More like a poort. I'm only watching tonight to watch the refs fuck up.

only watching to see how many tries semi is going to score

>>77967727
it's a multicultural society :^)

only watching because there's no AFL tonight

snorey boreman

>main refs fuck up every game
>based female touchie allegedly makes one mistake
>gets an insane punishment and won't be allowed to ref a game proper for at least a year
There is a serious problem with the NRL lads.

>>77967338
Can't wait for him to resist Drumpf desu

>>77967822
actually fuck this I'm just gonna watch the afl legends match

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>>77967844
You wouldn't like the NRL it's too hetero for you

>>77967828
Let's face it, the NRL is stuck is the 1980s. They can't adapt to the modern times. That's why they're getting eaten alive by the competition.

>>77967848
>guys in short shorts hugging each other and groping each others' asses for 80 minutes
gee you're right, enjoy your super hetero experience

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>>77967865
is it cum in your mouth or are you normally this salty

There's literally nothing wrong with getting in a pile of a dozen sweaty men or marrying your bro (or sis if you're one of the many valuable women that the sport of rugby league fully supports).

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>>77967663
Found the eels fan lads

>>77967877
I'm only salty because your mum goes to the beach so often

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>>77967902

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>nbn comes to my town
>the internet gets worse

I bet none of yous could stick your fist up my anus

>roosters and sharks get a bye round going into the finals
How is this even fair at all?

its a survey, not a vote

>>77967966
I kind of like us not allowing fag marriage. gives us some banter leverage on /pol/ desu

Does this game even matter lads? Will either of these peems make it into the top 8?

Just put my afterburners on but then I spilt my lollies lads

>>77967990
We should go the other way and make gay marriage mandatory instead.

>>77968001
>if you're a virgin 28 yr old broncos customer you have to get married to another man
I like it

>>77968001
I might have to marry your sister then haha~ :3 or your mum OwO

>>77967990
I am voting no because gay marriage is a blatant attack on my faith. t.muslim

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>peels are 4
Jesus how did that happen

>we can tell offside from video but not forward passes

>>77968021
marshmallow draw 2bh

unironically don't even know who won origin. I was overseas during game 3 and haven't been bothered to check

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>>77968020
Fuck you, it's 2017, oh you're a muslim, sorry I didn't mean anything I said.

I won origin

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We will win this game lads.

Would love to see peels get btfo but that would mean the sharts get into the 4

>>77968043
>>77968048
I'm fucking serious, can someone tell me?

>>77968076
We won.

based /nrl/ won origin m8

They need to stop with these "oh I'm injured" dive ball penalties, the cunt heard the whistle and got up fine as a daisy.

Reminder that Peter Sterling said on TV that all islanders look the same to him and he can't tell the difference

just stayed down to milk a penalty because someone touched my face lads

Just pulled a gallen**

I refuse to look up who won origin. as far as I'm concerned NSW both won and didn't win and that's a good outcome for me

>>77968145
yes and no

>>77968145
Let's just say Laurie isn't worried about figuring out how to beat QLD anymore.

>>77968202
oh, did he move on to coaching the national team after completely humiliating the maroons on home (or not home I don't know) soil?

boink

probably got by far the most (you)'s so far this thread. I can play you cunts like a fiddle

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>>77968240

>>77968240
and I can fiddle your mum's cunts like I play you

You will NOT steal the title of nrl puppetmaster

>>77968240

>>77968261
I am the puppetmaster. Do you see that faggot lawpusspuss around. Yeah that was ME.

Rabs being very unbiased in support of the eels

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cenny coast desu

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What game should I play for 5 minutes before I get bored and quit after the footy lads. Single player btw.

had a weird impulse to move to bathurst today lads. is it a literal shithole or is it just a "shithole"?

>>77968324
It has a race track

>>77968021
Is there a less likable team than the Broncos and less likable region than QLD?

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>>77968338
KEK
Someone got bullied driving through queensland for a having a faggot victoria plate on his poofta car

Brisbane was in an episode of house hunters international tonight

>>77968302
Why does /sp/ have shit taste in video games?

>>77968302
Cod 2

Bet those cheerleaders have diamond hard nipples in the chill air right now ladies

>>77968345
PLEASE

>>77968302
yu-gi-oh desu

I'm a level 28 virgin on the Brizzy server.

>>77968367
gib details and we can play together :@

[email protected]

*fart*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRX9xmowlo
Is this /nrl's/ national anthem?

Just farted lads, not impressed with the smell tbqh

remember to filter all trippies lads

>>77968419
I don't know, but I started seeing ads for it like 2 weeks ago

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This game is really boring lads, don't care who wins.

>tfw missing the mask

Might pull on the strings of everyone in this thread again

Gus CORRECTLY pointing out the incompetence of inferior male touchies

*sprints to toilet*
*PLRRRP PPRRRP BLLRRRRRRP*
*Pulls down pants*
What next, lads?

>yfw Macklemore will inevitably make some gay pride statement in front of the fans
>yfw the fans boo Macklemore
>yfw there's national news stories about the nrl being racist and sexist and homophobic pigs
>yfw AFL publicly condemns the nrl and crowds dwindle even further

The afl is playing the nrl like a fiddle lads. Macklemore was an inside job.

>>77968502

The NRL would never boo something about gays because of Ian Roberts.

>1 man peem

>>77968525

Ian Roberts was called a faggot by some guy driving past when he walked with his boyfriend at kings cross once and he chased after him and bashed him when he had to stop at the lights and told him "tell your mates you were bashed by a faggot"

not even paying attention to the game, I'm just shitposting

>>77968482
You hit puberty and your balls drop

Who here is just waiting to watch poosters to lose so the cowcucks cry.

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>good kick smoothskin

jennings hattrick

>there are people who still think the broncos v eels game wasn't literally fixed

>>77968544
I fingered Ian Roberts in a nightclub in sydney

Got a tattoo on my thigh so it looks like I'm wearing frilly thigh high stockings under my footy shorts lads

My tall best mate made fun of my small dicklet lads

I like that Brad Arthur wears a suit. More coaches should.

My literal best mate for over 3 years pretended not to know me, classic best mate stuff lads

Marrying your best mate so you can spoon on the couch together and watch the footy finals is a right that every Australian should have.

RAD RAD RAAAAAAAAAA

>white """wingers"""

LOOK WHO'S ALONE NOW
ITS NOT ME
ITS NOT ME
THOSE THREE WISE MEN
THEY HAD A SEMI BY THE SEA
GOTTA ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION
WHERE ARE YOU NOW
GOTTA ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION
WHERE ARE YOU NOW

>breathing like autismo
>miss goal

A KNEE TO THE FACE
AND YOU'RE NOT DEAD
YOU GIVE PEELS A BAD NAME

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>virgin goal kick
>carefully steadies body and lines up goal posts
>misses
>chadversion
>just falls over and the ball goes over the dot

Because you all couldn't give me a straight answer on who won Origin this is the thread theme :) let this sink in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

I am utterly embarrassed every day of my life.

>Brisbane Broncos utility Ben Hunt has completed his transition into an 80-minute hooker
Let's all congratulate Ben Hunt on his bravery and completing his transition. An 80 minute hooker sounds expensive though. Can one of our prostitute regulars weigh in?

last for Sneed

just here to trigger some fag autist in /afl/ who's reading along

YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

>>77969336
You can already play through the good Uncharted (Uncharted 2) entirely using the Chloe skin.

>>>/asp/

Holy shit just fold this peethetic poomunity already.

Come up with an original response faggot

>>77969305

>make the same 50 posts every thread
>haha guys we have so many posts than that other thread hehe xdxd

Yawn. Meanwhile based /nrl/ will CONTINUE to be the place to be for original and dynamic content

Reminder that I make all the OC in /nrl/ and it has been proven to be true. I've lost count how many time MY OC has been the OP's pic in threads.

just did a poo lads xD

Look at these pussies. Cowering in fear. Unable to mention the beast. Well, I'm not PC like the rest of these cucks and WILL name that "other place"

/afl/

>>77969532
based getty images

in the spirit of charity (seeing as how >our charity match thread crushed your actual match thread) I thought I'd pop in and give you a pity post

ta, /afl/ xx

>created
'no'
>pioneered
'no'
>restructured
yes.

them still tryinig to push it into /cric/ is worse desu

>this rampant insecurity
literally can't STOP talking about BASED /afl/
KEK

>>77969619
i like that jumper 2bh

>>77969646
pretty sad desu.

*sister

>>77969650
got any where she fingers her opponent's bum? Perhaps some poo smearing on a hotel room?

>>77969689
walkie identified

Women CAN have dicks m8

I created disco

turkey baster m8

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reminder that antifa league is a terrorist organisation using lines drawn on the ground to turn kids gay

>>77969883
The no vote ad said letting gays get married will legally force all boys to wear dresses in school and become gay though.

>>77969897
and as a mother (I'm taken boys!) I find that deeply concerning

Just broke out of gaol lads

>>77969921
>gaol
thank you for that, you're half decent for a namie

>no dr karl for a month
Feels bad lads

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fag /afl/ LITERALLY paying someone for a prostate check???? Gay shit, just get on the field!

>>77968670
Daring synthesis

WalkBurger on King watch

>>77974783
t. Todd Greenberg

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>/gayfl can't even keep a thread up over night
gee whiz, that's just sad!

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Cannot get motivated to do anything today lads.

Just got back from work lads. Started at 7am.

gotta get my pre poll vote in today lads

It's me, the Hon. Sean Royce MP. Federal Member for WalkBro City

It was for local council elections m8

Friendly reminder that a NO vote is a vote for Bill Shorten

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Voting twice for Bill Shorton lads.

>that vonnie queenslander ad

Now c'mon pootans please kill the cowcucks

/afl/ here

Who should I bandwagon for the finals?

Eels

>not knowing how to green meme arrow 4chan text in the year of our lord 2017

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love this vintage /nrl/ meme

>>77986050
I live in Perth so every team is in the "bloody far away" category for me

I made that

Hayne is so fucking shit

I don't go to KFC anymore because 1) they got rid of the works burger and 2) it takes like 3 hours to get your order because they're so fucking slow and 3) every time you go there they'll be "out" of at least half the things you want to order.

KFC are wasting their time with NRL sponsorship.

Looking for some nominations for the /nrl/ meme team of the year lads

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7. Daly Cherry Evans (c)
8.
9.
10
11.
12.
13.

Fuck

>>77986061
its funny, i saw that on /int/ before i saw it in /cric/

>>>/int/79002339

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How will he fuck up today?

If Manly lose they're out of the 8

loving this reverse DCE jinx m8

>>77986120
DCE will fuck up and single handily take his peem out of the top 8.

/int/ ripping into walkie lads

I have almost every picture of walkgod saved on my computer, on multiple cloud drives and saved on CD's and USB's inside several time capsules

Fuck yes, c'mon kill these poosters cunts

>>77986269
Nah that was high and late m8

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>>77986195

>>77986296
>these are the people we post with

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holy moly

KEK

>>>/int/79002671

gonna get a k gf tonight lads

Just got stabbed by my asian gf because asian women are fucking nuts lads

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>>77986324

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>>77986339

That was fucking sad from the pootans

Voted for Nathan Bracken in my local elections lads
When will NRL stars enter politics

>>77986380
Boomers btfo

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>>77986414

>>77986409
Did you see the 4 corners thing? He's literally been employed by his father in law as a construction worker because he can't get a job since his injuries

>>77986380
Is there a less impressive death than death from flu?

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>>77986422
So he's a based tradie too? Fucking elite

>>77986431
His father in law pity hired him to be the lollypop guy for his construction business

>>77986431
That's one of the main reasons athletes get paid so much though, it's like any other dangerous job with a short life.

is good

Classic Hayne

>>77986469
what? having some finals games at suncorp?

someone has to put Hayne down. this old horse has broken his leg

Roosters ball
Red balled again

Just invented a bunch of supposedly historic letters in order to facilitate an agenda lads

>>77986516
>tfw I'm cutting onions here rn
Based reddit and BASED MACKLEMOORE

Seems a bit niave to think that western society won't swing again to being more conservative

>>77986538
You only have to look at America to see the left basically wants to make being conservative illegal

walkcripple on murder watch

Based fix

All the salty cowcucks ITT kekekekek

National Broncos league, they know Brisbane can't beat the Roosters in Sydney, so fix it.

everyone go and shitpost on 'the chookpen'

>these customers acting like a win over the Pootans is impressive

>>77967137
>>77967776
>>77968426
>>77986431
>>77986469
>>77986597
Cringe

poosterbitch

The Fix BTFO

Fucking chokers.

>letting the clock dwindle away
>people were saying it was rigged against poosters

>>77986672
See >>77986662

>I know a few political buzzwords
>This makes me intelligent

Some autist from /pol/ believes in a crazy tin foil conspiracy called "cultural marxism" lads.

>The absolute city of Jarryd Hayne

Hayne the forever cucked man

>Jarryd Hayne on actual suicide watch

Hayne the eternal joke

Fucking Hayne.

>>77986704
No one cares m8 kek
It's unaustralian to get worked up about shit

>>77986704
> hiring a gay rights activist to play at the NRL grand final

kek

KEK

Somebody in this thread hasn't read Marx, lads.

Just dress up as a fullwogs supporter and glass the fag musician if you don't like him

[[[Roosters]]]

>>77986734
/nrl/ is gay m8, why do you think we all watch men running into each other

>le u are le mark cist xdxd

Poothetic

For every gay marriage you don't have, I'm going to have two.

Where did all these freshcunts come from.
I miss the days where we shitposted about who had the better washboard abs and was wetter better in /nrl/ threads lads.

getting my marriage licence right now so when homos finally can get married, i'll be there to profit lads

>>77986762
More proof gays ruin everything

>>77986762
This.

Fucking newcunt redditors thinking they're cool for talking shit about gay people

Just convinced my intelligent /nrl/ friends that I believe in ludicrous conspiracy theories, lads. I love all my gay, Jewish, transgender, and black friends.

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If dùbs, DCE fucks up big time and costs Manly a spot in the 8 then he commits seppuku onfield on live TV

Reminder that /nrl/ welcomes all races, religion, gender, age and sexual preference

>>77986790
Exactly and always has.

>>77986790
Elite post.

>>77986801
So when you win you get $2005 back?

>>77986767
Based hustling anon

>>77986801
I'm sure everyone did. This game is gonna be Broncucks vs Eels all over again. Melbourne don't need to win. They're already safe in 1st. They'll rest their players

>>77986767
Can you do my wedding lad?

I never said you could reply to me cunt

>inb4 that one triggered jew tries to shame this guy for ((()))posting

You're the only one triggered m8

We used to just have one autistic /pol/ poster. Now they're breeding like cockroaches. They don't give any incite to the games, I doubt they even watch the footy. Pretty fucking sad life ladies.

i think the ((())) was originally quite intelligent, but now tired and overused like most memes 2bh

insight you fucking moron

A streaker could streak across the field and you'd link it to politics and Jews. You need to get out more. Get off 4chan for a bit it's not healthy this website mate. Have your views or whatever but there is more to life. Improve yourself, stick it to those Jews, cause atm you're doing exactly what they want, sitting at home on the computer not being a based white guy.

NRL had Ricky Martin a few years ago and I didn't see you crying then m8

>>77986866
(((Freudian))) slip m8.

>>77986871
BTFO
>Inb4 ohhh but we weren't voting for gay marriage that year

>>77986870
NRL hiring a fag is absolutely political. Jews are just a /pol/ obsession though.

>>77986883
>>77986889
KEK

>>77986883
>>77986889
Called it. I win. What prize do I get.

Just made a predictable post because I couldn't think of a good comeback lads

Just tricked an entire country into having to do a survey lads

Every year is a political year

I'm a gay rights activist and I just had kfc for dinner. I guess kfc supports gay marriage lads. I was wearing shoes as well so I guess shoes are for gay marriage too. This is going to get complicated real fast.

>>77986889
>ANY musician who doesnt have a political bent
Literally everyone on the planet has a politcal bent, you fucking mouthbreather.

Sick of this discrimination against God's Chosen People to be quite honest ladies.

>>77986917
gross

>>77986921
The majority of people have no political bent you spastic
Politics is a popularity contest

All Macklemore is going to do is perform Thrift shop in a Storm jersey while his friend wears a Broncos jersey

>>77986934
If you have an opinion on literally anything, it's inherently political.

There is literally no good argument against gay marriage

Furthermore, any act where you have choice IS political

>>77986930
It is impossible for anyone to divorce themselves entirely from politics, and doing so is a politcal act in itself.

t. mussie hoping to slippery slope his way into having multiple wives recognised in australia

>>77986940
wtf im gay now

Remember when Slash "played" with no band

NRL should have forked out and booked AB Original to perform

>>77986973
Gays aren't human though

t. wasabi muslim

>>77986951
Then it will work in your favour and you should be happy they do it.
>celebs shill for remain
>celebs shill for hillary
Are you this fucking fresh you freshcunt

>>77986985
>IM NOT GAY
Wait, he's not gay? Could've fooled me

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Time to watch DCE fuck up.

Remember when based Billy Idol had the greatest ever grand final performance, but they shut his performance down because he defends marriage and the family?

I remember.

Gonna go and read some Arendt now.

>>77986994
Shhh the footy is on now m80

what is with all the crybabies in this thread

Will Macklemore bring based Skylar Grey?

Not a fan of this homophobia lads, it's 2017

Anyway, at least they didnt book a muzzie or curry muncher to perform. Cant stand those smelly brown cunts (not racist btw)

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So we want manly to lose for lulz right lads

>>77987014
Jessica Mauboy was pretty based though

>>77987019
>if manly wins the cowcucks can be kicked out by the dragons
OHHH FUCKKKKK
>dragons vs bulldogs
YES GOOD BYE COWcucks

Just don't fuck up DCE

>>77987020
Reminder he lost to an obese cunt who is an uber driver now

Will be voting 'no' lads, we cannot continue to antagonise the muslim community anymore.

>tfw you're the only one actually talking about the footy

Bit late lads but Ricky Martin is a musician who happens to be gay, whereas this Mackle guy is a gay rights activist who happens to be musical.

Cant wait for Based GAY TRANSEXUAL Touchies

You now remember when Good Charlotte performed and one of them wore a Souths jersey when they weren't playing

>>77987044
Bonus $$$ from Rusty

>poothers

Based Josh Reynolds, this is literally the beginning of his end game.

>not taking the poo
Manly confirmed for winning

You now remember Justice Crew

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>>77987045
>>77987060
good posts

>>77987045
Where's her penis mate?

>her
>penis

I told you last time that's not how it works

DCELITE

DCEEEEEEEEEE

The D in DCE stands for Dally M

That's how it will work after the vote m8

I knew a bloke in justice crew. He got kicked out lmao

>>77987100
Good post

>>77987112
Based Beau Ryan

Poothers can still miss the 8 if Manly put stacks on

Churches Uate

It's beer o'clock lads

It's frozen lemon lime and bitters from maccas o clock lads

BASED DCE ON REDEMPTION WATCH

>>77987150
Don't indict Shigs into your autism, he's a pure and good man.

Based (((Shigs apologist)))

Fuck matty moylan is a good looking lad

poostercripple on murder watch

>>77987157
38

You now remember Doop

>>77987177
>>77987177
>>77987177
new

Last for ice addicted prozzie

last for Sneed

based LawGOD

Last for Stan grant

Kill all Jew and Gay haters

BJ please elbow someone in the head

LawGOD in favour of Gay marriage Ltd.

LawGOD in favour of Gay marriage Ltd.

There has never been a single solid argument put forward in favour of homosexual marriage.

LawGOD in favour of Gay marriage Ltd.

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Greetings from /tennis/ we come in piece and offer you this sacred Australian meme