How can a congolese midget dominate football so much?

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>>77966790
He's Malian you fucknugget

>>77966790
>le Chelsea black French elite defensive midfielder man

We've seen this before, and it's not a meme.

>>77966790
true question is why anglos, who have arguably as much former african colonies than ours bein so poor at formin and promotin players ?

>>77968348
We didn't take them straight out of the jungle, we shipped 'um off and processed them over several generations so only the biggest and strongest survived.

Thats why most of them aren't Blick here, they're usually Bailey's/milk chocolate.

>>77966790
It's a sport for manlets

>>77968421
>so only the biggest and strongest survived
they are still shit and worse than ours """took out of jungle"""

>>77968440
Who said
>biggest and strongest = footballing talent.

Or friend Ngolo is about 5'5" and the best players in the world likewise. Clearly we civilised them too well and your wild animals suit the game better

>>77968463
best players in the world are tall strong pacey black players. Kanté stereotype only works for french defensive midfield including Makelele, that's all.

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>>77968471
You're a fucknugget too

>>77968490
Wrong, Football can be played by midgets to lanklets. Size doesn't matter.
It's the only big sport like that, that's why it's superior to the others.

>>77968535
in what it's wrong, best players in the world are black tall and pacey, the midgets are an exception, if you deny that you deluded as much as the anglo

>>77968237
It was a joke you fucknugget. Jesus christ you're dumb

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>>77968471
What about him is even remotely French?

>>77968581
anglo are remotely good

>>77968490
Best players in the world are usually under 6' with a low centre of gravity for immaculate ball control and balance in movement; like Pele, Messi, Maradona and just for you, Platini. Only big lads along your lines that have done well are Viera and Y.Toure

And that's the real reason Yanks haven't into Soccer yet, their main athletic sports are for freaks of height, weight or throwing ability.

>>77968558
It was a shitty joke in that case then you gimp

>>77968556
3 best players of the world right now aren't giant, nor tall or pacey
and Dembelé weight 60 kg tout mouillé, same with Mbappé
I'll take 1 Kanté over 10 Sissokos
in Football you can't bet on your physicality, destroy everybody because ball artists are protected by the rules
being small have definitive absolute advantages in football (lower gravity center, quicker to change direction, better immediate acceleration, better reflexes thanks to shorter nerves, better ball control because more steps, etc.)
And if you like big black dudes, watch NBA

>>77968603
>comparing football in 60's to 80's with modern football

>>77968617
>if you like big black dudes
i just need to watch France team, midgets are an exception ion modern football that's just a fact

>>77968616
>a joke is shitty because I'm too dumb to understand it

You must be fun at parties

I can respect a man who is a multi-millionaire yet drives a Mini Cooper as his main car

>>77968648
Wrong again. The height distribution of pro football players follows the height distribution of average men of their age.
Football is literally the "average joe" sport
There are as much advantages as being tall than being small in this sport. You just can't say "wow he's big so he's good", no, doesn't work that way
btw, smallest league is Spain Liga, and tallest league is Hungary League. Guess which has more Euro titles?
Stop falling for the "big guy meme", that's embarrassing

>>77968729
let's go say that to France academics then, best providing players academics in the world btw who produced almost only tall and strong players

>>77968672
>Congolese Midget
>lul

If that's what you and your mates laugh at during parties I'd advise the carers overseeing it to lower the prozac meds during the next week.

No honestly, explain the depth of OPs toplel worthy jej'ing joke, please

>>77968757
You want to know why we only train big powerful players? (who happen to be black)
Because of Séville 1982, when German physicality ruined us. FFF understood that you need to be strong enough to win
Then 1998 happened, with guys like Desailly, Vieira, Thuram, Karembeu, but also Blanc, Petit or Zidane. All strong tall guys
And then FFF knew that it was the way to choose. But this way is wrong, because French clubs dismissed guys like Kanté or Griezmann for "being too small" and I'm sure plenty of skilled others that gave up football
Spanish aren't that blind, they take talent whatever the size

Also French clubs are seller clubs, they need to sale players quickly to make money, because they're very poor. so they train guys who mature quickly

>>77966790
But Casemiro is brazilian m8

>>77968556
>the best players one the world are niggers
That's obviously wrong and we both know it. Just because you're a shit skin doesn't mean the best players are too.

>>77968581
The fact that he was born in France, was raised here, and that he decided to play for France.

>>77970137
>he was born in France, was raised here

Just like Mohammed Merah or the Kouachi brothers kek

France is doomed.

>>77970137
His genes, blood, down to every last cell in his body is of African descent.

>>77968556
>best players in the world are black tall and pacey
10 last ballon d'or:
5x Missi
4x TSUU
1x Perro Kaka

captcha: chimps niggendale

>>77966790
your such a fuckin casual its embarrassing, clearly you've never played football either. LITERALLY one half of the game's importance, is ENDURANCE. His stamina levels while exerting bursts of aggressive defensive pressure is outstanding, along with his solid spatial awareness, it makes him a tremendous threat to the other team at all times. He's a literal pest to the other teams offensive, and outmatches and threat if he's on the ball. He's an engine that lasts all game with the sole intention of disrupting and feeding those around him. He's the consummate insurance agent.

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>>77974790
You're not wrong, but still

>>77974887
if OP is implying size matters, he's an unobservant fraud, a complete joke of a person

>>77974790
I meant to say*outmatches any threat if he's on the ball (both literally and figuratively)