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/mlb/ - CUCKING THE ASTROS WITH NO SURVIVORS edition

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HOU: Trade for Verlander blocked as he refuses to waive no trade clause
LAA: Angels acquire Upton from Tigers, Phillips from Braves in separate deals
MLB: Montreal offered to host Rangers-Astros at Olympic Stadium, was rejected by MLB
FOX: Pete Rose not to return as an analyst
MLB: Growing confidence Otani will come stateside in 2018
CIN: Zack Cozart was placed on waivers then pulled back
TEX: Rangers get P Miguel Gonzalez from CWS
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Mets
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>detoilet
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hmmm...
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Daily reminder that winning the WS is equivalent to winning the WS for Dodger fans
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>>77965428
Great post
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RIP LEONYS

have fun in Chicago
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Injuns desu
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This is your NL MVP for the season. Say something nice about him.
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>>77965469
>the Arizona Colorado Rockies

Oooh nice try
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A reminder that every other team in the National League West division (the San Francisco Giants, the Colorado Rockies, the Arizona Diamondbacks, and the San Diego Padres) have been to the World Series more recently than the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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>would rather live in detroit and be on a shit team than live in houston

is there a more embarrassing state than texas?
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>>77965370
>Rose not to return as an analyst
Thank Christ he sounded like a bumbling raving lunatic
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>b-b-but Ryu is good again!

All of his good starts since the ASB were against shit teams like the Giants, Pirates, and Mest. Same goes for Maeda.
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>>77965467

his numbers are kinda cute
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Healthy young Kershaw goes to playoffs, gets pumped with massive shot of home runs, doesn't feel good and changes - ELIMINATED. Multiple such entries!
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Verlander traded to Astros.
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>>77965537
This never gets old
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WAIT WHAAAAAAAAAT
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Nice job Astros
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>the state of OP
lel
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Astros got Verlander
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For me, it's the Doubleheader-offday-doubleheader-ians

>>77965458
Will Yandy intimidate Tito with his biceps into playing him both games again tomorrow?
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/902903880140324864

>>77965557
It's real.
https://twitter.com/JonHeyman/status/903472541993320450
>perez, cameron and rodgers go to detroit for JV
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>Franklin Perez, Daz Cameron, and Jake Rodgers to #Tigers
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>mfw farm system
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>>77965601
>Jake Rodgers
they sent a football tackle to a baseball team
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>>77965624
What farm system?
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It's OK Cubs fags, we are getting [spoiler]Leonys Martin[/spoiler]
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Wait Verlander is gone now
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>>77964767
I forgot how self aware the team is by having a man named Bummer in the bullpen
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>>77965642
cheese
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>Tiggers fire sale has unironically been a totally fucking shitbomb
Is there any team more screwed in the long term than the Tigers?
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what the every loving fuck is going on
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JV is getting a ring
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>>77965642
boooooooooo
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>>77965642
drown him
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doyer fans shaking with fear right now
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What's his name again?
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>>77965650
kek
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seriously, has there ever been this volume / degree of post-waiver-deadline movement before?

this shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s
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>>77965664
outside miggy

they just chopped their second largest tumor
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wew
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>Keuchel
>Verlander
>Peacock
>McHugh
>Morton
>McCullers to bullpen, Fiers can fuck off

Still a very meh rotation.
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They shouldn't allow that Verlander trade just because I was getting comfy getting into bed thinking everything was done. It's rude tbqh.
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christ, you spergs are fast
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>>77965677
more like shaking in anger

I wanted JV now he has to witness his third and final WS loss
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>>77965712

yeah, it'll be a shame to see the cubs win back-to-back. but, that's life
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>unload Upton and Verlander
>still owe $74M to Zimmerman & $184M to Miggy
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You're next, Jordan
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>>77965646
>using spoilers on spuh
welcome noob
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>>77965724
actually I was thinking the dodgers beating the astros in a tightly contested series where all four games are won one run apart
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>>77965728
>the detoilet tiggers are still fucked even after all that
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We'll take Zimmerman and all of his salary off your hands, But you gotta make it worth our while
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>>77965728
>$184M to Miggy

christ it's worse than I remember
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>>77965742

ah, i see where you're mistaken. the dodgers are incapable of winning a pennant, let alone a world series
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You now realize that the Verlander Tigers era is officially over.
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>>77965784
And nothing of value was lost
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>>77965784
should have won in 2013

that year I knew the tigers were fucked with ausmosis
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>>77965728
>>77965764
actually $192M since his option(s) have a $8M buyouts
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>in 52 games vs. the Indians, Justin Verlander's ERA is 4.71 (highest vs. any team w/3+ GS)
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I knew it had to happen but I'm depressed. He's my favorite tiger.
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This will not save the lastros. The meme is dead and buried. They won't beat the red sox or the Indians
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>taking Verlander's contract when you might have to play against the Cleveland Indians in the postseason

Astros why would you do this
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Verlander is the new Mike Fiers. He'll no hit the dodgers and literally nothing else
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APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
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>>77965850
>They won't beat the red sox

This is delusion
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My ace.
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>>77965871
>came up through mest farm system

TOMMY
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>>77965847
ditto, also the last tiger left from the 06 team, which is my favorite team of all time
>Carlos Guillen
>Curtis Granderson
>Brandon Inge
>Pudge
>Magglio
>Chris Shelton
>Nate Robertson
>Kenny Rodgers
>Bonderman
>Joel Zumaya

that was a fun team
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MARINERS!
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>>77965879
Granderson was probably my second favorite behind Justin.
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>>77965650
What did he mean by this?
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>>77965871
Hasn't he been shit in the second half?
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>>77965902
Injured and our dumbass coaching doesn't shut him down until next season for some reason. Same with Cabrera who has had a back injury for months now. Just shut it the fuck down
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>>77965915
What kind of injury?
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>>77965902
Kind of
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>>77965868
>Yankees pitching literally handing them base runners tonight
>still only scored two runs
Pathetic. I remember last season when Red Sox fans were going on and on about how Mookie ".260" Betts was better than Trout and was the best player in baseball. I remember when they said Porcello wasn't a fluke and didn't fluke his way into the Cy Young. I remember when they said Sale's second half struggles only happened because he was on a bad team before. I can't wait for the Astros to absolutely cuck them in the playoffs lmao. Verlander will pitch in game 7 against Porcello and show who the true Cy Young is.
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>>77965922
Some nerve issue in his elbow making his fingers numb or something like that. Seems retarded to pitch him still when we suck dick.
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>>77965650
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>>77965902
injured and like >>77965915
said ausmus is a retard
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>>77965370
>FOX: Pete Rose not to return as an analyst
This is bullshit.

Glad we got to see him piss off A-rod for the playoffs last season.
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>>77965941
He's got more than a few of these
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>>77965978
kek a roid BTFO
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>>77965901
>game 3 of the CS
>sweep
Uh
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>>77965694

>that cheeky houston hat
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>The #Astros have acquired RHP Justin Verlander and a PTBNL or cash from the Tigers.
>and a PTBNL
Who could it be?
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>>77966045
>not getting swept in 3
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finnaly we got verlander

bout time these faggots listen tome
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Hopefully this trade will knock us out of this slump. Rotation looks very strong now

Keuchel
Verlander
McCullers
McHugh
Morton/Fiers
Peacock to the pen
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>>77965601
>Perez
Great prospect to have. Astros are ok with losing him because they keep Forrest Whitley, who has potential to be #1 pitching prospect next year.
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>>77966162
It's money you moron
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>>77966274
It clearly says PTBNL or cash, dumbass. They wouldn't have the PTBNL option included if they already decided on the cash.
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>>77966045
>beat in game three. Was a sweep
Do you even English?

This was before Trump got the russians to rig everything.
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Redpill me on Upton and Philips guys. Are they the answer to the Angels? Please give me at least some hope for this team that I rooted for since 2002.
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>>77966357
It means you're a sheep of the jews by thinking you're learning stuff against the jews, but it's actually planted evidence by the Jews that make you their sheep.
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>>77966357
>since 2002
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>>77966384
Dude, I'm just a fan. There is no politics in the Angels.
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>>77966262
You can for sure beat Boston in the DS, but the Indians in the CS is as far as you get. Honestly, that IS improvement though
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>tfw the tiggers finally got rid of verlander
hey maybe they'll actually win something
good luck with Verlander, there is a very good reason the tigers traded him and Astro fans will soon find out.
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>>77966321
What does sweep have to do with anything unless he's implying game 3 was the closing game of the sweep?
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>>77966357
Upton has big bat and power with good defense. Philips has strong bat with contact power and G.O.A.T defense
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test
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>>77966415
There are when you demanded to be redpilled silly sheep.
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>>77965370
>paying $8 million a year for your homegrown franchise player to pitch for another team
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>>77966458
>paying 8 million so you don't have to pay him 28 million plus getting some good prospects
really the smartest move here
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astro bros is mcullers and the other guy consistent and or good?

i was under the impression the astros plan was to lean heavily on all the bullpen arms they have
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>>77966481
the smartest move would've been not handing out that albatross contract in the first place, plus not being still stuck with miggy, vmart, zimmerman, etc
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>>77966509
for the playoff rotation i should specify
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>>77966458
The Phillies took Matt Harrison and his contract from the Rangers to get Jorge Alfaro. Now the Phillies have an actual catcher for a couple years of paying Matt Harrison. It's a smart strategy for rich teams to use their money to get better deals.
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>detoilet
>lillies
>smart strategy
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>>77966458
Meanwhile Pirates released our second best reliever a couple days ago just to save $600k through the rest of the year. Baseball is a joke.
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>>77966583
Thanks man!
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>>77966583
>>77966583
>An NL Central team with playoff intentions claimed him on revocable waivers with no intentions on actually trading for him. They did it so nobody else could trade for him. So the Pirates can no longer trade him to anyone since no trade was agreed upon. So the Pirates put him on outright waivers knowing he would never make it far enough to be claimed by that team.
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>>77966458

that's nothing compared to
>pic related

what a fucking life, being paid by TWO teams to eat tacos and fried chicken
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>>77966677
Now do the Josh Hamilton one
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>>77966604
Pirates should have not placed him on waivers to being with in order to save (what should be) a trifling amount of money. If their billionaire owner is going to penny pinch that bad in a move that makes the major league team worse, then get the fuck out.
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>>77966677
whozat?
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>>77966698
Prince Fielder
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>>77966698
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>>77965642
badoom tish
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>>77965650
Sad!
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verl/a/nder!
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>>77966686

what a fucking life, being paid by TWO teams to drink, do cocaine and heroin, AND bait fans into falling to their death

at least those team's humiliation ends soon though. the tigers and rangers will be paying fat fielder through 2020
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It's sad because Fielder was a damn good hitter
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we elite middle infield now
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>>77965370
>Verlander
>Hamels

What other pitchers should I voodoo curse for being cunts
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>>77965978
STUMPED
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>>77965861
Friers used tar but mattingly was too much of a chicken shit to say anything while players were quick to notice
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>>77965650
>>77965978
>>77966800

Based Donald.
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friendly reminder the barves are still paying bruce sutter's contract even though he hasn't pitched since 1988
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>>77966800
you can replace the surrounding pics with half of his cabinet choices at this point
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>>77966357
Angels now have the best defense in the league with Simmons, Trout and Phillips manning the middle. They're also getting Garrett Richards back to go along with Skaggs and Heaney.

Only downside is Scioscia will never have Pooholes hit anywhere but third even though he is statistically the worst player in the game.
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Aren't the Mets paying a black pitcher a million every single year of his life due to some ludacris rule in mlb
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>1998: Astros have best record in NL at the deadline

>trade John Halama, Carlos Guillen, and Freddy Garcia for Randy Johnson minutes before the close

>Astros finish 102-60, lose NLDS 3-1 to Padres

>2017: Astros have best record in AL before the deadline

>Pick up Verlander minutes before the close

>MFW
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StroBros... would it be worth it to DFA Liriano just so Verlander can keep #35
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Phillips
Trout
Pujols
Upton
Cron
Simmons
Valbuena
Maldonado
Calhoun

Not too shabby. Too bad about all their good pitchers dying sometimes literally.
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>>77966865
Padres confirmed miracle run to the playoffs??
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>>77966513

McCullers was godlike earlier in the year before he got injured, same with Keuchel, hopefully they'll return to their earlier form in the postseason (if that's who you meant by the other guy)

It wouldn't be a great idea to lean on our bullpen considering they're not very consistent
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>Verlander denied the trade initially hoping to get a deal done with either the cubs or dodgers
>With the Detroit tiger officials in his home as witness he realized it wasn't going to happen and settled with the astros
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>>77966890
>>77966865
>Big Unit: 34 when traded to Astros

>Verlander: 34 when traded to Astros
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>>77966930
5 years of elite verlander pitching is upon us again
Question is who gets the final 3 years
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>>77966883
>mfw i remember ricky nolasco is still a valued member of the rotation
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>>77965650
>>77965941
>>77965978
>>77966800
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>>77966949
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>>77966955
Trump has been watching baseball longer than all of us , he obviously knows more than us
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WTF I love trump now
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>>77965677
>>77965712
Wait why? What's the point of Verlander? Makes sense for Astros, but not for Dodgers.
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>>77966949
>>77966955
27 ringsx2 incoming
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>>77966941
>Big Unit: 1 Cy Young before 1998 trade
>4 Cy Youngs after

>Verlander: 1 Cy Young before 2017 trade
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>>77966955
>you were right, as usual
Talk about suck ups.

Where's his 'predictions' on the Cubs last year.
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>>77966970
Verlander shut down the doyers offense a few weeks ago and now he's on a contending team.
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>>77966992
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>>77967031
I know. But its more of a need for the Astros. Dodgers already have plenty of starters for the postseason. Doesn't make sense to pay up money+give a prospect for another starter.

Makes sense for Astros as they still have their #1 pitching prospect in Whitley even after the trade.
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>>77966926
No mention of the dodgers
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>>77966955
MAD MAN
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>>77967095
I wonder why it fall through then. The Cubs had interest in him, he had interest in the Cubs. Tiggers demanded something the Cubs didn't want to give up?
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>>77967095
"I want to go to the Cubs because I can't beat Cleveland."

Seems rational.
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>>77966415
That's not even politics. It's just bullshit bigotry.
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Reminder that Josh Donaldson is based and /ourguy/
>>77967686
.10 Shekels have been deployed into your account
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So really who's stopping the Dodgers?
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>>77968898
Phillies
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>poopegg is an elite outfielder
>letting a baserunner steal second because you held onto the fucking ball

kek
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Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released
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So how are the Astros going to beat the Dodgers with a playoff choker like Verlander?
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>>77969321
Dodgers know a thing or two about playoff chokers
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>>77968898
Apparently the Diamondbacks
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>>77969364
Yeah the team with no playoff experience can beat the team with a lot of playoff experience
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>>77969379
>Yeah the team with no playoff experience can beat the team with a lot of playoff experience
Yeah that playoff experience sure helped the dodgers beat the mets in 2015
Wait
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>>77969379
Yeah, remember when the no playoff experience Diamondbacks had trouble against the World Series hardened Yankees back in 2001? Or when the no playoff experience Mets had trouble with the playoff hardened Dodgers in 2015? Or when the no playoff experience Rays had trouble with the World Series hardened Red Sox in 2008? You're absolutely right, it never happens.
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>>77969379
How can you categorize what the Dodgers have been through as "playoff experience"?
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>Reylo back just in time to pitch against the rays

Go Rey
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>>77969379
The Diamondbacks have a World Series more recently than do the Dodgers. And yeah, they can beat them. Just did 3 times in as many games :^)
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>>77969590
So Kershaw, Darvish and Wood (all seasoned playoff vets) pitched, correct?
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>>77969622
>Kerbalk, Darchoke and Wood (nothing necessary)
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Pete Rose's unkempt and forgotten grave
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>>77969703
Just wait until it's the playoffs and we'll see who can handle the pressure better
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Reds are rebuilding so it's easy to overlook, but Joey Votto is having an incredible season. His OBP since the ASB is .488. He's hitting for power and not chasing anything. Best hitter in the game.
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>>77969715
Speaking of rebuilding teams, Los Angeles Dodgers
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>>77969715
> Votto OPS+: 168
> Altuve OPS+: 169
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>>77969714
Kershit and Darfucks are garbage in the playoffs
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Mejia has joined the Tribe
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>>77965370
>cucking the Astros
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Royals
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i'm a fairweather tigers fan and havent watched a baseball game since the start of the season. however, i feel a strange, almost erotic connection with JV having seen him penetrate kate upton. will he win a ring with the astros?
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>>77969715
>not chasing anything

I love the man, he walks and hits like a madman but I'm always kinda disappointed to see his K rate is about average>>77965529, and his Ks are down this year. for the master of plate discipline, you'd think he have walked more than struck out more than twice in his career. compare that to young GOATmode pooholes, who literally struck out more than walked ONCE in all his years playing for the cards. votto and his obp are still a wonder but you'd think he'd K less often with his reputation
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Which Baseball position is the best if you aren't very good at throwing balls very fast and far?
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>>77970658
Joy boy
>>
The 2017 Los Angeles Dodger season will end in _____
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>>77970733
2018
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>>77970733
A World Series championship
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>>77965370
>>77966458
>$28 fucking million to work twice per week
>comes home to this
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>>77970712
Pls no
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>>77970835
it only looks good because you don't see the rest of her non-existent body
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Yall better APOLOGIZE when > we have to clean up the shit in LA.
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>>77970658
First base. 90% of your job is catching.
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>>77970285
To be fair, when he strikes out it's either a swing and a miss on a heater or a called strike three, you don't usually see him strike out by swinging at garbage
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>>77970658
NY Mets starting pitcher
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>>77971168
It matches up well with Verlander's non-existent dick.
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>>77972079
Wrong. Just stop posting.
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>fulmer and holmbergs back
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>>77972174
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>>77966583
>flyovers
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>>77970733
meme balk off
goes either way
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>>77965596
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>>77972445
DH HYPE
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>>77972174
Your obsession with penises is weird
U gay bro?
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>>77970036
The trade was made last minute. Justin Verlander is confirmed to be an Astro as of last night.
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>>77972548
t. j.verlander
>>
What would be the worst case scenario?

The Cubs winning another WS or the Dodgers winning one?
>>
>>77965458
Ump: that's a strike
*yandy flexes*
Ump: BALL 1!
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>>77972592
Look bro I know you and your rangers buddies love a little game of groin grab in the dugout but you have Hamels. Hands off JV
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give edwin your energy boys
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>>77970733
NLDS game 3
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how do we stop the astros bros?
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Name everything that has changed since the Dodgers last won the World Series
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>>77972775
>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet
>Nelson Mandela was in prison
>China was still the sick man of Asia
>Google was a decade away from being found
>the Middle East was at peace, hard to believe but true
>the majority of current major league players had not yet been born
>Tommy John meant an active player, not a surgery
>the Cubs title drought was at 70 year and pennant drought at 43 years, 28 years later they would break them both, the latter coming against the Dodgers
>the Gulf War was years from starting
>the WTC had yet to be attacked by terrorists... in 1993
>the Soviet-Afghan War was coming to an end
>>
>>77972775
>The Cubs went from having the longest drought in Baseball to the shortest.
>>
>>77972775
moot had his first birthday
>>
>>77972775
5 presidents, 4 new operating systems (brand)3 genocides, 2 new super powers, 1 team that hasn't been to the World Series
>>
Will Miggy ever get freed from detoilet?
>>
>>77972775
80% of 4chan wasn't born
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>>77972775
The Marlins were created and won 2 world series, were gutted then rebuilt and got a new stadium in that time.
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>>77972775
Diamondbacks were created 10 years later, won a WS, gutted and swept the Dodgers in the last 3 days.
>>
dbacks sweep the astros in 7

crocodile tear disaster fags get BTFO once again
>>
>>77972847
>Only 80%
Try 95%
>>
http://www.bleachernation.com/2017/09/01/oh-neat-the-brewers-are-mad-at-the-cubs-again/

Is there a more bitch fit organization than the Boors?
>>
>>77973249
the cubs
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>>77972775
The number of towers in ny is significantly
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>>77972775
Honestly. Not much has changed.
>>
>Clint Frazier, Aaron Hicks, Giancarlo Stanton
>Miguel Andujar, Didi, Starlin Castro, Greg Bird
>Gary Sanchez

Who will stop >us?
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F
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>>77973494
I miss Castro.

I hope that you Yankees are making sure he gets enough to eat and you read him his bedtime stories.
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>Gary Sanchez hit more home runs this August than he did last August
wew, is August /hismonth/ now? If Giancarlo Stanton hadn't been on a tear this month, I don't think Sanchez would've gone as unnoticed as he did.
>>
I hope the WS is Dodgers vs Astros. I choose the city with the Mexicans in it.
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>>77973558
I don't unless you think Russel and Baez are worse than him.

>>77973855
>>77973855
>>77973855
>>
How did the twins go from worst team in the league, to wild card contenders?
>>
>>77974591
luck
>>
>>77973743
The Dodgers choke in the playoffs
>>
>>77973220
I was born before 1988, I may be the only one though.
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>>77974686
Dodgers are gonna choke in the regular season
>>
>>77974591
pilates
>>
>>77974591
They almost made the playoffs two years ago
>>
>>77974591
Byron fucking Buxton
>>
>>77974591
Does this mean some Twins memes will get made?
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>>77975301
no
>>
Do intentional walks count toward pitch counts now that there are no pitches thrown?
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>>77975673
dont see why they would
>>
Even last digit confirms Dodgers win NLDS
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we're here for a good time
not a long time
so have a good time
the sun can't shine everyday
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>>77973453
t. can't even shitpost in 1988 because no public internet but too delusional to realize that the world has been technologically modernized since then
>>
>>77975755
Oh go fuck your self


If my post starts with 779, Dodgers become a dynasty
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>>77975862
nice script scriptfag
>>
I need a quick rundown on Brandon Phillips
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>>77975722
So could you technically get an immaculate inning with people on base?
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>mfw scioscia still bats poojols 3rd
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first digits starts with 7 water is wet
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>>77975955
no because an immaculate inning implies no baserunners and facing only 3 hitters in the inning
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>>77976034
9 pitches
9 strikes
3 strikeouts
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>>77975955
Statistically, IBB still counts as a walk for the pitcher.
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>>77976241
2 IBBs next batter hits first pitch in to triple play.
1 pitch - 3 outs
>>
What batter had the better day?

A.
1-4 2 RBI 1 HR 2 K

B.
3-5 1 RBI 0 HR 1 2B 1 K
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>>77976427
B
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>>77976427
B
>>
>>77976427
B
>>
>Major League Baseball has announced that free-agent catcher Derek Norris has been suspended for the remainder of the season. The league issued its decision “based on the results of” an investigation under the domestic violence policy. Norris will not appeal, per the announcement, and will be eligible again to sign a contract after the conclusion of the current season.
>>
>>77976451
>>77976447
>>77976440
no love for the long ball it seems
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>>77976744
wew
>>
>>77976744
>The league issued its decision “based on the results of” an investigation under the domestic violence policy
Nani the fuck does that mean? Did they find evidence that he beat his wife or girlfriend or whatever?
>>
>>77975982
Pujols is singlehandedly going to keep the Angels out of the playoffs
>>
>>77976857
They are not saying
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cody the cuck allen about to blow it again
>>
miggy with the game on the line
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>>77972221
No u
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holy fuck I thought that was for sure a game tying single at least
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Windians
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windians!
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>detoilet
>>
>MLB apologizes to Brandon Crawford and the SF Giants about yesterday's blown replay call
>MLB won't disclose name of reviewing umpire in New York
Does anybody know if it was Angel Hernandez's turn as replay reviewer yesterday?
>>
I need proof Honus Wagner was an actual player
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>>77976427
Not Aaron Judge
>>
JESUS CHRIST ATLANTA WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN GET UP IN THE MORNING????
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>>77976241
Rich Harden shit
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>>77977737
>>
Actually looking up the list of immaculate innings I cannot fail to notice the plate discipline in the league has severely dropped off over the last 7-10 years, do people not give a shit about getting on base anymore?
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>>77977975
>the greatest shortstop in baseball history
They should really stay away from statements like this
>>
How many doyers fans will commit suicide after October 15th?
>>
>>77977976
>do people not give a shit about getting on base anymore?

We're in the upper cut swing, go for dingers era. Kind of like how basketball is in the chuck 3 pointers era.

Pitchers will find an adjustment and hopefully we'll see a return to more contact hitting. The Royals won the 2015 WS playing like that, so the style isn't dead, just hibernating.
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>Michael Fulmer will miss at least 2 starts after recurrence of ulnar neuritis. He's scheduled to visit Dr. James Andrews.

RIP tiggers fans
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royaLs
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>>77978055
So they'll win the NLDS?
>>
>>77965941
I feel sorry for poor wright though. His back just destroyed him. At least he hit a nice home run in the postseason
>>
>>77975982
Upton is batting third tonight behind Trout. Pujols still in the cleanup spot for some fucking reason.
>>
how did it come to be that the cubs face only bad teams for the final 6 weeks? doesnt seem fair desu
>>
>>77966865
They'll lose to the Red Sox most likely in 5
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>>77967240
Shit waifu
>>
>>77974726
out and DIY have the most oldfags
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>>77965370
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mfw da rockies sneak into the last WC spot
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A home game starting on the scheduled time is like winning the world series for Clayton Kershaw
>>
>>77979035
>Implying it isn't /po/ and /f/
>>
>>77979286
any 14 year old can buy a $200 used Sony and shitpost on /po/ I thought /f/ was dead
>>
The Dodgers playoff run will end at _____
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>>77978114
The adjustment is raising the strike zone/umpires calling high strikes.
If pitchers can sit comfortably at the letter knowing they won't get squeezed, upper cuts will be neutralized and hitters will be forced to balance their swings more.
(also mlb needs to be honest about what they did to the ball in 2015)
>>
>>77979335
Arizona
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>>77979335
Minute Maid Park
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>>77979101
>sneak
they've been the favorites to get it for 5 months
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Future improving considerably
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>>77979459
Where TF did you come from
>>
>>77979475
/nfl/ like everyone else
>>
Anyone wanna make a jays vs. o's thread
>>
How will the Rags make the playoffs without Beltre?
>>
>>77979838
Got it

>>77979976
>>77979976
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lads i memed us kate upton

youre all welcome
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>Lopez catching

Ducks are done if we blow this gift
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Nats desu senpai
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>>77980001
her body of work is simply mediocre
>>
>>77981374

Is she a meme tho?
>>
tanks rays thread where?
>>
>>77981555
see
>>77981568
>>
>>77981661
Angels@Rags
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DARE WE DREAM
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>>77982429
Astros are the 4th or 5th best team in baseball, but once the playoffs start, everyone has a chance. Not an equal chance, but a chance.
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The Nats are going to steal 5 bases on this catcher tonight. At least. Easy.
>>
moose ties royals esteemed HR record of 36 in a single season
>>
>>77976744
this is what you get for literally living out of a van
>>
>>77982814
How many were legitimate though?
>>
I'm at a Long Island Ducks game, and someone on the opposing team has hit two grand slams
>>
>>77982820
different norris
>>
The Indians outfield is so incredibly deep
>>
>>77982914
oh. I figured it was the tiggs/former jays norris since it was canadian anon posting. desu both their names start with d
>>
>>77983024
6/10 injuns playing now were called up this year.
>>
>giancarlo stanton
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>>77983273
>>77983273
Ladies and gentlemen...

the MOST KEKED TRIP in /sp/
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Favorite part of Votto's incredible season was when he walked 5 times in one game. Each walk with 2 strikes. He saw 43 pitches.

Legendary strike zone discipline.
>>
>marlels
>>
In just a few minutes, less than a half hour, Kershaw has his first start since coming off DL and is charged with stopping a loss streak.

Place your bets.
>>
back to not caring about the marlins
>>
>>77983458
>In just a few minutes, less than half hour

If Kershaw's command is anything like your command of the English language, it'll be a 6 game losing streak for the Dodgers.
>>
STL Cardinals vs SF Giants (#2 of 4)

10:15 PM ET | 9:15 PM CT | 7:15 PM PT

>>77983523
>>77983523
>>77983523
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>back-to-back 1-run wins
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>red sox win
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>dude the alamo lmao


Fuck the rags
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>losing 5 in a row
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>Blocks your path
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>>77983343

> not when he gave a kid fighting cancer the jersey off his fucking back
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>>77983786
I hope that kid survives. My dad just got diagnosed with cancer.
>>
>bj's cut aoki
Who signs him?
>>
>>77978055
hopefully all of them
>>
>>77983813
I wonder why no one signed him yesterday, now he can't be on a postseason roster
>>
>blowing a save against the Phillies
>Losing 2 to the Phillies
>Losing 5 in a row

D-do I have to return my marlins swag lads?
>>
>>77983498
I'm sorry you're retarded, but life doesn't have to be hard for you. Just rely on the people close to you.
>>
Mike Trout's last 10 plate appearances
6-6, 1 HR, 1 3B, 4 BB, 1 SB
Pretty good
>>
>>77983786

Didn't do it for pub either. Refused media inquiries into that exchange with the fans. Good dude...on the spectrum for sure, but solid dude.
>>
>>77977976
strikeout avoids a potential double play and unless you're speedy, weak contact will likely be an out.
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Double Windians
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>>77983803

that's brutal man, sorry to hear
>>
>>77983942
>Lindor
>>Jesus fuck, Yand
>>
>Kershaw's BAA is .333 since returning from the DL
>>
>>77983942
Does he lift status:
Yes.
>>
O's helmets are swanky

but that Hernandez catch was swanky+
>>
Isn't Bellinger the RotY?
>>
>>77984127
i think it has to go to mccutchen with the year he's having
>>
What makes Joe Nathan think he's relevant enough to sign a 1 day contract to retire as a twin?
>>
>>77984127
Judge is the ROTY for all years
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windians x2!
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>>77984284
Again!
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>>77984198
How young are you? He's one of the best relievers of all time.
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BREWGODS
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>>77984284
I want more double headers
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Thanks for keeping that cellar warm for us. We'll be taking our rightful spot now.
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>>77983786
>>77983343


He's my favorite position player on a team I don't like.

Votto is absolutely based. To anyone that doesn't like him: you are wrong, and your shitty opinion does not validate. There's no opinion involved. The guy is just a badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykGrqppr1t0
>>
>>77984557

He's kinda autistic with a side of fucking crazy. I dig it.
>>
>>77984597

kek at people saying votto's autistic. he just likes keeping to himself and has a fucked up sense of humor
>>
>>77984623
>I have two personalities
>>
>>77984623
I have a request
>>
>>77984643

you can't be introverted and also laugh at things? ok, bro
>>
>>77984557
I'd love to have that guy on my team.
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>>77984648
I do too, make this, but with Votto
>>
So who's he getting with the #1 pick?
>>
>>77984657
I'm an anti-social extrovert
>>
>>77984623

He's definitely autistic or at the very least on the spectrum. I'm not judging, most of us who managed to make our way to a sports board's baseball general on a Japanese cartoon imageboard are somewhere on the spectrum.

I mean 2bh, his approach to hitting is borderline certifiable. He's as calculated as I've ever seen.
>>
>>77984648

if it's a meme stat, i'm here for you

>>77984697

do you actually know what autism is at all
>>
>>77984713

Yes.
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>>77984713
I am genetically disposed to it.
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>>77984660

same here, it wouldbe awesome having a guy that hits for avg, ops, and doesn't make any errors at first while also having excellent attendance.

>>77984623
if that fat joke wasn't evidence enough, votto has a quick wit and is funny as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykGrqppr1t0
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>>77984752

wrong link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asf5Exg94NI
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>>77984022
>your posts about kershaw are 1.000 since returning from the DL
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>>77984506
i dont know why were doing so good

we have like no superstars anymore aside from jewce who is basically a walking corpse these days

guess we just got lucky with good pitchers
>>
the orioles fans screaming through the broadcast of the Jays game are some of the most annoying, drunken inbred fags i've ever heard.
>>
>>>77984782 DODGERS THREADS
>>
Right down the FUCKING middle Pooegg, lol
>>
>>77984778
>he's never seen a game at fenway park
>>
>>77984713
It's kind of like one. I don't know if you could do this, but I'd like to know the average amount of games it's taken for the AL and NL representative to win the World Series (i.e. between 4 and 7 games) over history. I want to see if the winner from one League wins more lopsidedly or if the loser from one League is able to stave off the loss longer. Don't know if you can.
>>
>>77983786
There is a note inside saying return it once he dies
>>
>>77984791
Padres have no fans
>>
>>77984794
fenway park in 2017 is unironically less annoying
or just broadcast better
>>
>>77984814
padres have basically been the most irrelevant team in baseball for like over a decade
>>
>>77984557
welcome back BAJP
>>
>>77983343
>literally the lowest outside-pitch swing percentage of all qualified batters

>he will never come home

fucking hurts man, he's so incredibly based
>>
>>77984835
Mariners
>>
>>77984861
felix hernandez
ichiro

they aren't totally irrelevant even if they are totally mediocre
>>
>>77984835
Devil Rays
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>>77984854

Glad to be back bro. The November 16' lifelongs are getting out of control again so it feels like just the right time.

>I don't need an army, just 20 good men...
>>
>>77984916
You my favorite non-Yankees trip.
>>
>>77984855

Good video here on his season. He's still getting better.

https://twitter.com/MrBrianKenny/status/903414961807831040
>>
Hey guys. They're giving mlb.tv away for free to college students
>>
>>77984916
You're not wrong, been a resurgence after they gave up, but Dodgers have been worse desu.

Hate to tell you this too but mo'Lester is all but confirmed DG. He even pretended to be a Red Sox fan for a few days.
>>
>>77984942
>literally gets on base half the time

nigga's born and raised in toronto too. I know he's got a full no-trade clause but god damn I wish shatkins pulled the trigger no matter what the cost if it was possible. give up the entire farm and half the roster, fuck it, I'll never get over the best canadian player not coming home, just give the reds the franchise
>>
Royos what are you doing
>>
>It's a Kelvin Herrera gets "hurt" episode
>>
Anyone else see this strike zone on Grandy's AB, two strikes called balls, LA is paying to stop the skid
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Wew lad get fucked rocky fags
>>
Based Royals
>>
>be the Dodgers
>walk then have a pitcher hit with only 1 out and get on
>have your 1 and 2 batters strike out
>against the FATHERS
Wew
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>>77985101
>hurr strike zones durr
>strikes out looking

Get a load of this faggot right here
>>
>TFW TWINS FAN
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>>77985121
TY BASED
C you in the wild card
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Jays 2017
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Jesus Christ Mary and Joseph
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>>77985206
Blue Jays are beautiful birds.
>>
Imagine being Rosario
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>>77985174
Hey man, that was a fucking nice twist near the end there. My hats off to the twins
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>12(TWELVE) walk off losses this season
>biaginis amazing start and flawless pitching by both pens

the sun can't shine every day
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>>77984796

this was fun to put together. i didn't realize how badly we were being btfo in ws matchups

(btw, resd proud owners of a quarter of the nl's sweeps)
>>
>>77985281
Why does this skip years?
>>
>>77985281
Thanks, Win. I thought of this a few days ago but I couldn't find you to ask. Could you see which team is historically the best in the playoffs in terms of AVG, OPS, ERA and WHIP?
>>
>>77985281

nice one anon.

>>77985334
it doesn't
>>
>>77985334
It doesn't, AL wins are one column and NL wins are in another.
>>
>actually gaining ground

Feels good man
>>
>>77985368
>>77985351
there's no 1920
>>
>>77985351
>>77985368
1919-21 are missing
>>
>>77985400
>>77985406
9 game series IIRC
>>
>>77985334
>>77985400
>>77985406

series longer than 7 games would have fucked with the averages. did my best, lads
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>>77985418
Oh, that makes sense. Carry on.
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>>77985406

those series were FUCKED

>In the 1920 World Series, the Cleveland Indians beat the Brooklyn Dodgers, then known interchangeably as the Robins in reference to their manager Wilbert Robinson, in seven games, five games to two. This series was a best-of-nine series, like the first World Series in 1903 and the World Series of 1919 and 1921.
>>
>>77985440
I actually have an autograph from the Indians player who turned an unassisted triple play against the dodgers in that series, he went to church with my grandfather.
>>
>>77985440
>left out one of the Cleveland wins
I changed my mind shit job Wincinnati >:(
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>>77985465
>>
>4 hours in and only at the top of the 8th
>>
>>77985492

Paging manfred.
>>
>>77985464

>The only World Series triple play

was the start of the next sentence in that wiki i was reading. that's pretty neat anon
>>
>>77985492
>people still claim baseball is exciting to watch
>>
>>77985540
It is
>>
>>77985540


OHHHHHHHH MAN


THIS YEAR IN THE NBA IT'S GOING TO MAYBE BE CELTICS/CAVS VS WARRIORS x4
OR IN THE NFL, WHO WILL BE ABLE TO BEAT TOM BRADY?????????????


such great sports.
>>
>>77985540
Good news for you, concussionandcuttocommercial is starting
>>
This Angels - Rangers game is pretty exciting lads
>>
>>77985540
It has minutes of excitement, hours apart.
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>>77985591
>hockey is still the best sport
>>
>>77985602
That's what I tell the ladies.
>>
>>77985602
Just like, uh...SEX
>>
>>77985591
Basketball is great unless you care about the teams
>>
>>77985611
Off yourself
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>>77985630

lol wtf does that even mean?
>>
Why is this tubby fat-handed tittenfrau back spamming my fucking general
Why are White Sox fans such an intentional blight
>>
>>77985630
:thinking:
>>
>>77985602
the entirety of soccer is boring as fuck. Football is seconds of excitement between commercials.


Get out of our general if youre going to be an instant gratification bitch
>>
>>77985688
You're right. Football is even worse
>>
>>77985591
>BAJP slamming concussioncommercial and noparityfloorsqueak
I like this new and improved version
>>
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>>77985669
We're here forever.
>>
>>77985783
>>77985594
this will never not be funny to me
>>
Fuck Mike Scioscia and fuck Cam Bedrosian. That is all.
>>
>>77985594
Who's excited for the new 6-second commercials?
>>
>>77985810
4th down and word from our sponsors
>>
if baseball followed handegg

>pitcher winds up
>10 second tv spot
>pitch thrown
>30 second commercial
>batter swings
>30 second commercial
>strike 3 batter out
>2 minute commercial
>next batter up
>>
>>77985836
And all Joe Buck all the time
>>
>>77985846
Luckswing gets about the same amount of joe buck as handegg does
>>
>mlb apologizes for botching a replay
>the next day, they botch another replay
wew
>>
>>77985836
would unironically prefer this
>>
>>77985863
>>77985846
>this is little jim bucks the different is drinkability
>stay tuned for cops
>>
>>77985875
>stay tuned to FOX for FOX'S COPS, only on FOX.>>77985875
>>
>>77985875

memories

https://youtu.be/pS9b3dli2L0
>>
Baseball is actually the most exciting sport. Game can change on any one pitch.

Basketball is just superficial action. No one possession really changes anything until the last moments, and only if the game is close.

Football can be great, but commercials and penalties have made a complete game unwatchable over the last few seasons.

Soccer all too often winds up in predictable 1-0, 2-1 scorelines. A baseball game can end 13-12 or 1-0.

Baseball does need to address pace (not length) though, as Manfred is trying to do. It's not an "assault on the game" to force batters to stay in the box and keep them from fiddling with their gloves in between every pitch, or have pitchers throw within 12 seconds. Watch old baseball games on youtube. They breezed by.
>>
>>77985901
this
players need to quit being such pussies about fidgeting like ocd retards after every single fucking pitch
>>
Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released
>>
DINGERS
IN
GE
RS
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>>77985953


▲ ▲
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>>77985923

>players need to quit being such pussies about fidgeting like ocd retards after every single fucking pitch

Yep. Check this out. 2 hours and 18 minutes here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkdv1lBIXCE

And look how the batters stayed in the box.
>>
how's your team doing, lads?
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>>77986025
tanktastic
we unironically had Omar Narvaez as our first basemen today
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>>77986006
>And look how the batters stayed in the box.

Based Votto will save us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3h7SSNSlms&feature=youtu.be

Love the concentration.
>>
>>77986025
Still hope for a wildcard
>>
>>77986025
resd here, it's ok. we're not competing, but we've got a lotta young promise, and votto is kickin ass.
>>
>>77986034
>tanktastic

I have a theory that all 30 teams try to do this, and the teams who go to the playoffs are just the worst at it.
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>92-41
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The Dodgers just won

Eat shit
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bros....
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bros... we can't stop the White Sox from the #1 pick bros...
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1 run against the Dads!

Lol. Dodgers ain't going anywhere.
>>
NEW, LADS
>>77986123
>>77986123

>>77986123
>>77986123
>>
>>77986138
you're two early, fag
>>
1STROS
S
T
R
O
S
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>>77986151
only by one
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