/heem/

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Who's gonna win?

Observer MMA news courtesy Dave Meltzer

COP IT

https://pastebin.com/L3k8YAN1

>>77963207
Yeah,Manny Pacquiao fights under the Top Rank banner,

I don't doubt that they'd like to show UFC fight nights, but the key point here is that the UFC wants to up the $100 million-plus in rights fees they're getting from FS1 and ESPN can't afford that. That's why I think the Top Rank deal must be some kind of revenue sharing agreement, they're going through layoffs to keep from losing money

>>77963338
lol who cares

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You're at a party in the favelas and these 2 walk up to you and grope yourbund

>Oi cutche boy you havey one very nicebunda, come lets go makingsexowith ustogethers

What do you do?

>>77963570
i would unironically fuck the shit outta cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAOk-xDD0jE&t=112s

i'd be too scared to fuck gabby since she might start beating up grandmas at any time and that would kill my boner

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>>77963570
Turn and try to evade them by bouncing off the ropes

>>77963650
rename that
>ASPvsHEEM

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>when he touches people, they go to sleep

>>77963299
>>>/asp/

>>77963570
Honestly gabi looks alright there

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>>77963699
HE HURT MAYWEATHER! HE HURT MAYWEATHER

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>>77963699
Better version if anyone cares

>>77963755
No
Nobody cares
Conor-hatred is a mental illness

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>>77962725
>i think you're misunderstanding the racial terms that you're using here.
Definitely, it's not something that was ever explained to me, people are too sensitive to talk about race these days
>white means someone with predominantly european ancestry. black means someone with predominantly african ancestry.
See I get this, and I understand a Mexican with white skin is not white race, but to me the skin is still the colour white. It is like do you no Shakira? She has Columbian ancestors so she is not white but her skin is still white coloured, I called her white and got called an idiot.

>hispanic is more ambiguous, you've got mestizos with more indigenous ancestry and white hispanics with more european ancestry.
I wish things could be more simple and we just called people white if they had light skin and black if they had dark skin

>regardless though skin color has virtually nothing to do with it. asians are pale as fuck and nobody calls them white.
Yeah see because my dad is full Japanese but born in the uk, my mum, one parent 100% white and the other mixed race, born in Puerto Rico while staying with friends and raised there for a long while, so she is considered Puerto Rican. So I am Asian, but my skin is as white as all the white people here. I just remember in year 11 someone asked me what I was and I said white and they said you cant be white if your family is Asian and I said oh you mean my race. You get white and black Asians it's not a skin colour and she said you can get black Asians but you can not get white Asians it's impossible


Anyway I randomly remembered it and its been bothering me, this really isnt the place to talk about this but I dont dare go on pol

>>77963716
i would prefer that. everything on /sp/ other than /heem/ is gay

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>>77963755
thats adorable

>>77963786
Nate literally looks like a monkey

>>77963344
The short piece on the history of cross-sport meme fights last week was pretty good

post mieshas sister

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>>77963786
shakira is lebanese, so white

>>77963854
Arabs are not white and her skin is olive.

Qts up next

>>77963803
>when dana books romero whittaker

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Is this girl white

Giving up a soccer scholarship?

You can really tell Invicta's been hurt by all the roster raids. I'm sure they can sort it out but the UFC really needs to leave them alone for a while.

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>BOOM!
>head off the canvas
>and the new... king of /heem/

>>77963829
Funny thing is he has written more detailed write ups of those fights before.

I think starting next week I am going to start including a separate pastebin featuring MMA news and articles from back issues, starting way back when.

>>77963969
She gonna be covered in white when I'm done with her, if you can guess what the implications behind my post are.

>>77964027
Nobody gives a shit about soccer in the US lt alone women soccer. Also it could have been a soccer scholarship to some shit school

vanhoose is on the loose

>>77963807
>>77963807
Everyone with underbites do no offence, he's actually not bad looking though

>>77963854
>>77963882
TOO CONFUSING

>>77963969
Don't mock me

>>77963570
What does it say about me if I find gaby more attractive than Joanna yangieicheck?

>>77964080
no I cant, explain please

>>77964080
VERY cheeky.
VERY VERY cheeky.
I get what you mean.
Let's not spell it out because of the kids though wink wink ;)

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Qt

>>77964126
that you're a high test man of good taste. youngjeychek looks like a starving boy

>>77963570

Cyborg's vag looks fat

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Champ very soon

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Not even taking the piss when I ask this:

Is farting an illegal move in MMA?

the camera work on this invicta fight is ridiculous

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>>77963739
>pacquaio was robbed!
>back in the ali days, they taught me, THE AGGRESSOR WINS THE ROUND!
>floyd hasnt knocked anyone out since 1999!
>conor mcgregor is the baddest man on the planet
>youd have to kill him to whip him
>hes just too little!
>floyd couldnt knock ME out!

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>>77963338
Who will win?

>>77963570
Does Cyborg kill the "Brazilian women are beautiful" meme?

>>77964209
Mark Hunt is a fucking beast.
Who needs a six pack, height or any type of skill when you're just a fatass Samoan.

He's my idol.

>>77964230
But I hardly know this beauty by my side

>>77964184
Farting no, but, and I can't find the source just this minute, but the association of boxing commissions (which also oversees MMA) recently approved a rule change that states that if a fighter shits themselves during a match, it is grounds for disqualifications.

>>77964277
so this would be allowed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyS7BKM2Pmg

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>>77964207
>little legs little torso
>brittle hands
>SUMO WRESTLING
>nate was 200 pounds
>DIRTY BIRD SAVED MAYWEATHER
>RAY ALLEN CLUTCH SHOT SAVED LEBRON
>I WANT A REMATCH REEEEEEE

AHAHAHAAH WHAT THE FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDGWxEdf6Q

>>77964209
>guy on the right is unironically the #6 heavyweight in MMA
now if you guys don't mind, please take your """sport""" to >>>/asp/

>>77964075
I'd like to check it out, it's hard to find decent reading material on MMA

>>77964318
everybody poops

Fabrício Werdum

>>77964294
Really m8?

>>77964209
>>77964241
how much you reckon he can go down to? can he make a 235 division?

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>>77964318
this is the spammer

>>77964351
He could go all the way down to featherweight.
He wouldn't win though.
He's used to heavyweight.

>>77964318
>getting the literal shit kicked out of you
>the laughs as he walks backstage
embarassing

>>77964368
That's the 2nd time you've said that to me this week monkey.
I'm not the one that spams gay porn with a Kuwaiti proxy.

>>77963338
who vs who
i predict who will win

>>77964396
filthy casual

>>77963338
Neither one of these girls are Aspen Ladd. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>77964327
Really really wish Meltzer would get on Rogans podcast. He said he'd do it, but hasn't been invited.

Anyways tune in next thursday, I will post some serious shit.

>>77964430
t. pedo

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come on anon, post your mma mommy, don't be shy now.

titty popped out

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>October 7th
will she dance for us if she wins?
will she be declared to have come in second place if she doesn't dance well?

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>>77964317
>I TOLD YOU THE JUDGES WERE GOING TO PROTECT BOXING!
>THEY WERE NEVER GOING TO LET MCGREGOR WIN IN FLOYDS HOME TOWN, HE HAD TO GO FOR THE KNOCKOUT!
>I HAD CONOR UP 6 ROUNDS TO 3!

>>77964449
no aspen lad m8

>>77964465
i think jessica eye is gonna shock the world my man she's a beast 100% for sure

I DONT WANNA HEEM

FOREVER

CUZ I KNO I WILL BE HEEMING IN VAIN

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>>77964471
>>77964317
>>77964207
>>77963739
SKEEEEEUUUUP
K
E
E
E
U
U
P

>>77964465
Does anybody think its odd to try and market to casuals? mma just isn't the sport for that. You can't hide how the sausage is made unlike other major professional sports

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>>77964451
No question

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>you know, I dm'ed him my address, like you know, i live in vegas mother fucker we can get it in in my backyard doesnt have to be cameras around you know, walk up on me like that again and we'd have to handle some business, I'm fromdetroitthat shit dont work like that here you know?

>>77964080
>tfw when white out is spelled wite out

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Why isn't this tub of lard finishing the game of thrones books? Reffing WMMA when he should be writing. what a pervert.

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surprised this doesn't happen more

>>77964568
I want to lick that sweat off her tummy

>>77964317
THIS KID IS A GAMER

HE'S A BALLER

HE'S A PLAY MAKER

AND A SHOT CALLER

>>77964493
she might, especially considering paige has to feel like she's made it into the comfy life
>>77964529
she's just hot. she's the typical bubbly boisterous athletic cheerleader blonde who loves being as popular as possible and happens to enjoy and be capable of beating bitches badly
"marketing to casuals" is just a very happy, convenient, and profitable side effect for the yids

>>77964568
He looks like a bald Osama Bin Laden

>>77964318
Is this scatspammers origin story?

>>77964598
>Lonzo Ball is a transcendent talent

>>77964601
well ya but I feel like pvz is just a fraction of that "marketing to casuals". WME is going full meme mode with it trying to make mma movies with A list actresses and shit on top of other things

>>77964318
there was that card not to long ago where some WMMA shit herself, and it was all over the mat and the guy in the main event stepped on it. might have ben lee/mommas boy but i might be mistaken

>>77964529
Makes no difference since they're not going to be long-term fans anyway. The amount of money you can make from even one big PPV is crazy so it's worth a lot of home run swings

>>77964690
ah I guess that does make sense. I was really trying to figure out what their end game was for this type of stuff

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>>77964670
Kish shat herself during her fight with Herrig

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>all these haters bask in conor's "failure" of earning 100M dollars going 9 rounds with a GOAT

lmao@ur lives

>>77964529
>Does anybody think its odd to try and market to casuals?

No. If you think this. You are an idiot.

>>77964666
Carano was doing film in like what, 2008 or thereabout?
it's nothin new. they just market pridelords and alphacunts, because it's "good for the sport" but really it's just good for the bank accounts of everyone involved
>>77964690
also this. low-spectrum meatheads and neckbeards will flock like moths to a flame and spill their loads for this shit

>>77964768
There's plenty of things that don't market themselves to the majority

>>77964802
Sport is not one of them.

why hasnt this general not been moved to >>>/asp/ yet

MODS

>>77964868
>le funni /asp/ joek
mom is proud

>>>/asp/

>>77964868
because fighting is the true sport. All other sports are alternative sports.

>>77964780
What im really trying to get as is how much can you really do that before you start to alienate the base. I understand fighters starring in action movies and everything because they're actual fighters, but making a Walmart dollar bin million dollar baby with a forgettable actress seems like a different thing. Combine that with bullshit cards with bullshit fights seems to hollow the ufc.

>>77964942
THIS

>>77964942
based aussie

I honestly can't watch other sports the same anymore. Most are so pussified

>>77964942
fighting has been refined for the modern ages and boxing is the pinnacle. Mma is regression, a return to barbarity, itll never become the dominant sport in this world. Its never gonna get more popular than it is now, it will die soon

>>77964942
this guy knows what's up

>>77964957
well i think what it comes down to is that HYPE is such a large part of the sport that it becomes a really, really big grey area
"selling the fight" is a term that tends to only get brought up at press conferences, photo shoots, staredowns, trash-talk sessions, tv-spots, etc. but it's much more than that, it's literally everything that happens before, and even after a fight, leading up to the next one. where does it end? i'd say it doesn't. and to say "sell" doesn't just mean selling that particular fight, it means giving the fighter to society at large
nobody would ever criticize barry bonds or mark mcgwire for being on a wheaties box, so why should we make it a point to criticize fighters for "marketing to casuals"?

>>77965074
Boxing is the pinnacle of padded punching, mma is fighting, aussies the pinnacle of shitposting.

>>77965145
>gone til monday

>>77965145
>miami beach lgbt friendly cruise for a weeklong getaway

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>>77965164
maybe it was just a clever ruse so he wouldnt get bullied all weekend

>>77964598
>TIM TEBOW, ALL HE DOES IS WIN WIN WIN
>KYRIE IS A TOP 5 PLAYER
>MCGREGOR HAS A FUTURE IN BOXING

>>77965130
I think "marketing to casuals" was a wrong way to put it. I don't mean a fighters desire to market themselves to a wider audience so much as concerted efforts by the ufc to push certain fighters that can inadvertantly degrade it's original product. It seems that the ufcs bubble can only grow so much in this direction before popping. How much longer can you really do that before fighters just do like moose and just say fuck it and move to another promotion? Fighters have already been complaining about this for a while now and the ufc doesn't seem to be doing anything to fix that

>>77965074
>boxing is the pinnacle
lol the pinnacle of dancing around and hugging

>>77965351
mma casuals are horrible. the day "face the pain" is removed is the day the casuals have truly won. i was scared at UFC 189 when they had some shitty techno remix of it but luckily they went back to normal. whenever the song starts playing at eh beginning of the PPVs i feel like it's a message to casuals that this is some brutal shit and will make you uncomfortable sometimes

>>77964942
And lets be honest, we would destroy any of these other general on /sp/ if we wanted

We literally spam this board with OPs on a daily basis. We, dare I say it, own /sp/.

>>77965459
gets me hyped every time

>>77964942
my fucking nigga

>>77965485
always on the first page always number 1. on /sp/

>>77964747
that damn steak house was the beginning of the end

>>77965494
me too. as soon as dana leaves they will get rid of it. i hate ariel helwani and his buddies for talking shit about it

RBL RUNS THIS FAGGOT THREAD NOW

WE OWN YOU BITCHMADE ESTROGEN NUMALE NIGGERS

/nba/ ALL DEY
ERR DEY

187 s/HEEM/ KILLA

v/ w/c ERE BE ELE G.C. SURX3

>>77965551
sorry i don't speak nigger

>>77965551
>RBL
fuck off lmao

we /spc/

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>>77963299

>>77965567
>itty bitty bitchmade beta lowercases

TOPPEST KEK

>>77965594
>TOPPEST KEK
sorry i don't speak newfag

Michael Bizbing

Tyron Woodley

Cody Garbrandt

Carlos Condit

>springsperg/racebaiter doing his nightly thing

Cody Mckenzie

Frankie Edgar

Mark Kunt

>>77965688
Coral is doing lines off Armando's ass in the Atlantic late summer night dancing to Cher. Let him be

Am I the only one still watching Invicta?

Dominique Cruise

Demetrious Johns Own

we just naming fighters now jon?

>>77965734
i have it on the background

>>77965734
just tuned in for the main event i'm an utter invicta casual

For me, it's Daniel Corm

GET EM /nba/

TACHI PALACE MAKE SOME NOISE

A Mandatory NoonEs

>>77965324
All of Skeeeups bandwagons are losing except for brady. Even when cowgirls have a good year they shit the bed in playoffs

GRIND THE BITCH

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>ladies and gentlemen, referee herb dean has called a stop to this contest at 2 minutes 34 seconds of round number 4, declaring the winner by submission due to rearnaked choke, AAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWinterimufc lightweight champion of the WOOOOOOOOOORLD, Kevin "The Mo-Town Pheeeeenooom" LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw /heem/ meltdown

>>77964326
You might not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like.

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>20 more minutes of WMMA

Kevin Li

>>77965826
K-Lee has been a low kinna finna guy since the Matthews fight cha feel??

Future champ him and Keith

Mikhail Bisžspïng

>>77964493
I disagree

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>>77965843
hes been my boy for a while desu, I dont get why /heem/ hates on him so much

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>>77965836
>Live in China
>Toil the rice fields 18 hours a day
>0.12 cents an hours
>Finally save up enough for the big Pay Per View
>Can't wait to see my boy Lee fight
>Turns out Kevin Lee is black
>He wins
>Village shuns me
>Starving by the river
>Hop a boat
>End up in Canada
>Free healthcare
>Free schools
>Free weed
>2 weeks later immigrate my 67 person family


Always bet on Kevin Lee

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>>77964451

>>77965881
kek

>>77964586
Actually not bad desu

>>77965870
based k-lee

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2yWh7U9vdDU

Rounder Rowdy

Travis "Hapa" Rousey

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>>77965906
Why te fuck is Cynthia so fat right now?

>>77965904
lkl btfo'ing elcringe: https://youtu.be/smAW2UXbdSk

Toe Knee Fergus

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>>77965906
>Ronda Rousey, 30, and boyfriend Travis Browne, 35, were married in Hawaii on 8/26. It’s Rousey’s first marriage and Browne’s third. The wedding date may have been planned for at least eight weeks even though the news of the wedding didn’t get out until the day before, when Dana White spoke about it on the Rich Eisen show, saying he was called and asked if he could come to the wedding and said he absolutely would, and then was told it was on 8/26, at which point he said there was no way that he could. The two were engaged in April but never announced wedding plans publicly, which was probably for the best. We were told that in early July, Shayna Baszler canceled an indie date on 8/26 and told the AWS promotion in Southern California that Rousey was getting married that day but the news never got out until the day before the wedding, when White talked about it, while some of Rousey’s friends (including Roderick Strong) posted photos of themselves in an airplane en route to Hawaii

>>77965924
people who hate k-lee w/o a doubt LOVE mandrama

Conned ya McGregory

>>77965944
hahaha i get it he conned us with the fight haha

>>77965826
At least Ferguson-Nurmaomedov would have been a good fight, this is another blatant attempt to keep a dangerous fighter away from the UFC's last money train without the appeal of a decent matchup

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>>77965938
>but conors bants are so funneh
>mfw

>>77965946
>implying lee wont destroy conor

20 year old browsing /heem/ drunk here

AMA>>77965950

>>77965946
if tony gets an interim belt that's his only chance at goobs. otherwise it will surely go to diaz

Marks Hollow Way

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>Women's strawweight champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk cried followed a question from Helwani. Jedrzejczyk's coach Kami Barzini left American Top Team, her training camp. Helwani asked Jedrzejczyk about the event. Jedrzejczyk denied that she knew about this change. Helwani followed up asking whether she wil convince Barzini to stay. "I dont't want to talk about it," replied Jedrzejczyk. Upset, Jedrzejczyk cried and left the press conference with her belt. On Twitter, Helwani apologised for asking about Barzini. [21]

This is the "quote" "unqoute" "best" "reporter" "in" "mma"

>>77965950
Honestly Kevin was spot on when he said Conor was copying black culture

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>>77965958
>mfw same
cheers buddeh

>>77965958
>20 years old

I am 32 years old browsing /heem/ drunk AND stoned. AMA

Claw Day Glad Hell Yeah

>>77965977
Cheers brother

>>77965986
Do you think female coaches will he more prevalent in the future?

>>77965964
If Lee pulls it off I think they'll give it to him and keep Diaz on reserve while McGregor boxes again

For me, it's Alexand Gustaff

4 Sleep Family Guy

Guess the fighter im describing

>>77965945
lol smart

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>>77965964
>implying Conor fights interim title holders

Joe Say Although

>>77966037
Pic unrelated

>>77965997
Head coaches, never. Assistant coaches. Sure. Female coaches are a meme because they will never get what it feels like to fight like a man. If you want to have a woman overlooking your exercise regime, eating regime and things like that. Sure, why not. But taking pure fight advice from a woman will never happen. They just don't get it. Even the butchiest.

Kawajiri is dropping down to 135 for his next fight in Rizin and wants to fight Horiguchi in the future

Thatd be cool but Kawajiri seems old and he used to fight at Lightweight. It feeld wrong

>>77966016
Give us a better hint

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What movie should I watch /heem/ preferably something pre 2000

>>77966055
My thoughts exactly. Its different mentalities too. A man losing i think is a far different feeling than a woman. Not to sound too /pol/ but men just have far more pride, irrationally or not, we just do, at least in front of others most of the time.

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>5 round Invicta fight

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this has to be the next fight right?

loser and winner retire match

>>77966071
Synonym for sleep.

Anything else i say is probably a giveaway

>>77966076
There is nothing wrong with acknowledging differences between men and women.

>>77966084
Lol gomi is fighting on the japan card in a couple weeks, against fake dong hyun kim.

Makes me remember Guida and Lauzon are fighting in a couple months which actually should be fun and not (that) sad to watch

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>>77966074
are you him?>>77965986

watch clerks, comfy movie.

>>77966084
>Gomi loses in Japan
>fights BJ in the Hawaii card
>BJ loses in hawai to gomi

It'll happen

>>77966115
#UFCHawaii

Do the damn ting dana

>>77964209
This picture is confusing because Ulka has the head of a woman but the body of a man. I expected to look down and see tits but all I see are pecs.

>>77966061
Agreed.

I'm sure he can make the weight since I don't think he cut much of anything to make LW like a lot of Jap fighters, but he's nearing retirement.

>>77966084
Penn vs Kid Yamamoto.

>>77966104
Guida vs Lauzon is one of those fights where it would have made sense 10 years ago and it's surprising they haven't fought yet.

>>77966074
Varsity Blues

>>77966104
is minikim any good? i don't remember any of his fights

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Chalk one up for the white bitches. We love you ladies.

>>77966108
yes, actually i might watch dogma on VHS, haven't watched it in years now. fuck memes i like that movie.

>>77966130
He had a total banger with Polo Reyes as the first night at 199. The one other fight i saw was a decision he won which he dominated some can. His record shows a lot of finishes in wins and losses. Seemd like the typical Korean fighter to go all out

>>77966086
Is it one of those where the hints spell the name or are the hints describing the fighter?

>>77966156
yeah I remember that 199 fight, what a great card that was. hopefully gomi can win for the pridefags here.

>>77966159
Name. You'll be wondering how you didn't get it if you realize it

Four. Sleep synonym. Family Guy

Think of a synonym for sleeping and think of who or what Family Guy is mainly about

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Actually nevermind I am going to watch Not Another Teen Movie. here is a picture of my mom. goodnight /heem/.

>>77966173
199 was GOAT. I remember missing half the card getting off work late but catching Hendo-Lombard and everything after. What a night

>>77966189
Post more

>>77966181
Forest Griffin

See, I had the "rest" part, but it's pronounced rist rather than rest in the context of the name so I didn't pick it up. The family guy was a bit weird because I wasn't sure where you were going with it

>>77966189
Bruce?

>>77966061
BJ Penn and Rashad Evans are recent examples of what usually happens when a fighter drops to a new weight class near the end of their career. A one-off catchweight/openweight fight with Horiguchi would be interesting but it's hard to take this seriously

>>77966189
>Elizabeth Hurley

Nice try

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Reem bless lads

>>77966241

Lineal champ bless

>Attempt had and arm throw
>Fail
>Repeat over 9000 times
The city of Raquel Pa'aluhi

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>>77964541
>Is called white out
>puts white on
I don't get it

>>77965938
Kevin Lee's persona is distilled man drama.

How many times will Conor drop Nate at 154 before ref stops it?

>>77966390
>nate at 155
Someone post some Michael Johnson vs Nate Diaz Webms

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Hourly reminder

>>77966421

>“Byrd’s calculation to call a stoppage was likely not based on signs of fatigue, but rather signs of traumatic brain injury,” said doctor O’Carrol. “Ataxia, or dizziness and loss of balance, is one of the hallmarks of concussion, a type of mild traumatic brain injury. Fatigue may cause sluggish and slow movements, but does not cause the imbalance and poor coordination exhibited by McGregor in the 10th round. Being wobbly, in the setting of pugilistic trauma, will always be treated as the result of head trauma and not as fatigue. To let a fighter continue on would be grossly negligent.”

>O’Carrol said as an Irishman and a self-admitted McGregor fan that he would like to believe McGregor was just fatigued in the 10th round. However, as a physician and former ringside doctor, he believes the fight was stopped at the right time and for the right reasons.

>“Continuing the fight would have put McGregor at risk for continued head trauma, risking a future of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, or at worst, repetitive damage leading to a severe traumatic brain injury such as a brain bleed. It wouldn’t be the first time a boxer experienced this, as was tragically the case just this year to young Daniel Franco, who required emergency neurosurgery to save his life.”

>>77966421
so satisfying

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/heem/ what would you do in this situation if it was just you and gabi alone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO4tPvgz5s

Would you be able to survive?

>>77966329
juju

>>77966437
Anyone else able to notice the early-slur in a lot of fighters? Feels bad

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>>77965851
Michał '' Hrabia '' Biszpink

How many buys would a paulie vs conor fight do?

1 million+?

>>77966437
Why is brain trauma so much more common in boxing than in MMA?

>>77965958
>20 year old drunk American

THATS FUCKING ILLEGAL

>>77966482
Bisping should write a book
>Ducking for Dummies

>>77966489
It's not fight damage alone that matters. It's sparring too. Boxers train entirely in a sport that is focused on striking. MMA people have to work wrestling and submissions etc.

You can still get fucked up in MMA though. It just depends how many blows to the head you take and other factors we aren't quite sure about like genetics, hydration, neck muscles, etc.

Sparring is also a huge source of damage even if you don't get concussed or knocked out. Boxing also has more blows total because of bigger gloves and people's skill at tensing up to take the shot.

Athletes from both sports should definitely change their training to avoid head blows if at all possible though.

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>>77966437
post yfw nate diaz drops CTE conor in the 3rd round

>>77963650
this is fucking real?

>>77966489
because in mma, you have grappling, strikes targeting legs, and I think the 10 count meme leads to more damage.

the bigger gloves also mean you can punch harder and more because they protect your hands

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>>77966512
You are missing the best MMA organization's events. Rizin will never die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjomPSpE_zk

>>77966529
what a disgusting whore

>>77966529
>>77966539
very narrow hips

>>77966547
>>77966539
>complaining about freakshow fighters
Rizin is the best because they throw in a few ridiculous fights to each card.

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card on sat looks so good, if you aren't creaming with excitement about it you're a casual who deserves to be executed in public

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>>77966529

>>77966560
I always go into every card with high hopes, any card can be a spicy banger.

>>77966489

Much higher volume of hits

>>77966560
Shittiest cards on paper always end up being the best and comfiest

>>77966508

>that was errly
>I was just fetigeed

>>77966487
25k

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>>77966568
she can sit on my face any day brehs

>>77966490
They're going to make the smoking age in a lot of states 21 pretty soon

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>>77966584
>>77966489
Also this: https://youtu.be/XcLNEhInqys

>>77966489
It's hard to even say if it is or not. Vitor was one of the first true strikers in MMA and he hasn't even retired yet. There are cases like Goodridge but for the most part the sport hasn't had a striking meta long enough for us to see what happens to your average MMA fighter in retirement.

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>>77966596

>>77966617
it's already been a while and guys like tito and hendo sound fine.

your average boxer:https://youtu.be/5B5WkrPWqH4

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HARD WORK

>>77963299
Volkan O ain't shit and couldn't headline a fuckin fight night even if he fought someone like Gus

>>77966739
>caring about who headlines and who can draw
why? zuffacucks are still a thing?????

>>77963344
"If there were key takes, it was that even though he was game and came to fight a strategic fight, McGregor was a non-boxer going into a boxing match with someone, who even older, was an expert mentally at the game. McGregor’s punches didn’t have great power, which is funny because he’s been a knockout artist in MMA, but the smaller gloves changes the game and power. The fight was sold on the idea that if McGregor could hit him, he could hurt him. The reality is that Mayweather’s strategy was about letting McGregor hit him early, to tire him out, feeling that he couldn’t hurt him, and that turned out to be correct."

Goobs fucking the future of MMA in one night. Thx, you ego-driven asshole.

>>77966660
Mosley boxed for over 25 years. I don't think there's anybody that's fought in strike-heavy MMA for that long, including Hendo and Ortiz. And we don't know what these guys will be like late in life. Joe Frazier sounded fine when he was in his 40s and was a complete mess near the end of his life, is there anybody in their 60s that had a modern MMA career?

>>77966784
well travis fulton and ritch will be hamburger,

>>77966763
Goober's not the problem, just a symptom. And honestly it's nothing new, they're boosting numbers by bringing in a new fanbase like they did with TUF and mandrama. We'll see if it lasts, personally I think it'll run its course in a year or two.

>>77966862
are they though

goober casuals are overly casual and only care what he does, and they just took his casual bucks and split them with boxing and then continued the long absence of conor in mma while lowering his value as a fighter

sounds like a great idea

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>>77966398
I just got this, my guy.

Johnson handily won the first round. He just did what he always does and drops his gameplan after the first round.

>>77966568
based cuponoodle man

always makes me smile

>>77965134

>padded punching

Explaining simple physics to casuals... what weighs more, 1000 lbs of feathers or 100 lbs of lead? Gloves are more mass, and more energy. It's physically impossible for mma fighters to hit harder then boxers. You lost the bet, go to asp like a man. Not like this.

>>77966784
not 60
but im pretty sure Chuck Lidell is legally brain dead
hes my neighbor and its tough whenever we casually chitchat
like talking to your alzheimer grandpa where you either finish their sentences or have to play along when they refrence something incorrectly and you dont wanna correct them

nicest guy in the world though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMXNUZ6i97o

>>77966897
Lel force amplifying pillows tard turns out to be from /box/. Have you dismounted airbag from your car yet moron, that thing is deadly

>>77966884
I don't think it's dramatically different than Bork bouncing back & forth between mandrama & MMA, although to be fair he wasn't holding up a title & an entire fucking division. But the MMA/UFC crossover is brand new, eventually the curtain will get pulled back and we'll get back to a sightly new version of normal.

>>77966437
He was punched while moving and leaning backwards. It was just like he was pushed.

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>>77966913

>>77966897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bEh-PEk1g

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>>77966929

>>77964184
I wouldnt trust myself to fart in a fight

>>77966943
After Mayweather-McGregor no one wants to see an MMA'er box again. That shit is done forever.

>>77964294
>not the qt pooper against felicia

>>77966991
The next mma guy to go over will draw more than most boxing world champions.

>>77966991
Holloway would had done da dam ting better against Floyd than Goober

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>>77966991
McGregor was doing so well though!

>>77967009
Oh for sure Max would have gotten a TKO(Neck Slaps) against Mayweather.

>>77967009
dodadamting is a reachlet

>>77966991
There are a lot of signs that point to a fight with Malignaggi. It's bound to fizzle out, but it's not done yet and even after McGregor the potential is bound to be there if the circumstances are right.

>>77966991

Whatever happened to Rousy vs Mayweather?

I'd pay a 100 bucks to watch GOATwether go full domestic battery on her ass

>>77967022
Easily.

>>77967013
>7 punches landed according to CompuBox

>>77967028
dont eber talk to me or my bruddah eber again, haole

>>77967042
We should make McPac. McGregor is clearly the better boxer based on their respective performances against TBE.

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>>77966929
what in tarnation

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>>77966929
>Cyborg will never finger my asshole

>>77966929
doing this will stop them from dragging ass on your carpet

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>>77966929

>>77967092
So do they normally finger themselves in the wild?

>>77966929
Wait wut, is this some normal dog maintenance thing ? I've had a dog for turdteen years and never did dat dam ting. Why would Cyborg film it ?

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>tfw you're an expert on dog asshole cleaning

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>10/10 in eireland

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Booty

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>10/10 in /heem/

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>>77967148
>she hasn't been cut yet

wmma is such a shitshow

>>77966043
>>77966014
For me, it's Volt Can Oz DeMere

Fuck lads Nate is going to get killed at 155, not only will he get dropped way more but his legs are so skinny when he's at 155. His leg is going to get fucked up

Why does Conor gas out so easily?

And why can't he stand and bang in the pocket?

>>77967193
High twitch muscle fibers? Those are meant to Tire fast but move explosively. That's my theory anyway, although he doesn't really seem that explosive

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>>77967158
>tfw ywn

>>77967193
Because he throws too much with too much heat with bad technique.

>>77967193
Doesn't run
>>77967186
Kind of think that's the reason Conor's chasing the Nate fight. It's winnable, less of a threat than Khabib or Tony

>>77967214
Or maybe it's because he's the lightweight champion and needs to defend the title

>>77967216
He said after the second fight that the rubber match would need to be at 155.

>>77967214
Yeah he'll finish Nate or 49-46 him and all the casuals will think that's really impressive and then he's back on top. Smart guy

>Doesn't run
Why not and would it matter when he does so many different exercises? Think its the weight cutting/cocaine

>>77967223
It was always supposed to be at 155. But because Nate from what I hear couldn't make weight they did it at 170.

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>>77967204
>tfw ywn

>>77967228
That's why Nate wants 20 million. He knows that the goobs story needs the rematch win.

>>77967216
>he's the lightweight champion and needs to defend the title
There are many others he could face

>>77967228
I think it's his style of fighting.

Too much bouncing around trying to be light on his feet where as fighters like Nate are more stationary.

>>77967186
Nate won't take the fight.