>barkley
>conte
Keep laughing at Chelsea faggots. We will see who is laughing at the end of the seasono, when we, yes I said WE walk this cupcake league again.
literally fucking nothing
Nothing will ever top the Andy Carroll night
>>77954849
*dabs your path*
>tfw west brom lowkey had the best window in the league
ANNOUNCE JANSSEN
>>77954849
>we
Also
>making another trans thread when trans is over
>>77954849
The only thing we'll see is Conte walking out.
>>77956365
also brought back gary megson as the assistant coach
top 4 confirmed
>>77956376
>being this anglocentric
>>77954849
This
Ross Barkley got diddled by the Chelsea doctor
>Brighton midfielder Richie Towell has joined Rotherham United on a season-long loan deal.
>you now remember paddies overhyping the living fuck out of him
The truth is that deadline day lost its soul when that dildo changed the crowd rules for sky sports reporters. It's not the same without a reporter standing in the rain being crowded by the mutants in Stoke or the Somalis at Arsenal.
>>77956376
>implying this thread won't reach bump limit
this'll be the final thread. i created it before, but someone else created one, so i just bumped it as new one reached bump limit
reminder that this is the transfer of the season
>>77956365
>barry
>some random cing-ciong
still, i can agree. cant wait to see burke and krychowiak (provided they get in the first team)
>>77956425
literally who
>>77954754
Umm /trans/ is over sweetie.
>>77956425
reminder that he'll spend a year cleaning rppmey's boots, be declared a flop by the english press, and rebuild his career at some midtable serie a club
>>77956406
remember he played for them in one of their playoff semi finals a couple of years ago
he looked like he'd won a competition to play for brighton or something he was that shit
>>77956376
There's still up 80 minutes left.
Meanwhile, in the Football League's basement: https://www.lutontown.co.uk/news/2017/august/aaron-jarvis-joins/
>Jarvis, who has also been working in his local Tesco to supplement his football income, told of his delight at signing his first professional contract.
>He said: “It’s absolutely amazing – a dream come true for me to sign my first professional contract for Luton. I’m excited to get out there now and meet the boys. I found out about it at 4pm today, then the final news at 5pm and quickly tried to make my way up here but got stuck on the M25 in traffic, so I arrived quite late tonight but I’m glad the deal’s done now. I was meant to have my work shift at Tesco tonight – but it was worth the cancel. I’ve not handed my notice in yet, but I will do soon!”
>>77956365
Who's the excited goblin? Burke?
Portuguese media reporting Adrien to Leicester for 15m €
>swansea bottom
>>77956365
unironically quite solid
not that Pulis didn't have safety on lock already
>Hammers fans
>>77956484
yeah
>club promises to actually communicate with fans instead of treating them like peasants
>instead say fuck all and delegate PR duties to a CMF
>>77956489
Imagine if your team balanced the books like Tottenham or Arsenal, I can only wish.
>>77956475
How much transfer fee did they pay Tesco FC? They are a Greek team right?
Reposting the bargain of the window
>>77956527
Fuck
>>77954849
>flag
>we
>Bony, who has opted for squad number two
Twitter autists in meltdown
>>77956446
biggest Croatian talent since Modric.
His name is Nikola Vlašić and he is coming from a family of olympic gold winners.
He is playing first team football since age of 16 and has more than 100 proffesional matches played at the age of 19.
Really unbelieveable player with incredibly healthy mindset towards the game and training
>>77956534
is that shirt collar subtly folded down because Jj's kit maker didn't have an umlaut ready?
>>77956527
>>77956545
>do nothing on deadline day
>still manage to act like retards
this season isn't going to stop being stupid, is it
>>77956365
KO'd at Group stage of EL tier players
>>77956365
------------------Foster
------Evans-Dawson-McAuley-Hegazy
Nyom------Yacob-------Barry------------Gibbs
---------------------------Phillips
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---------------------Jay
>>77956556
Did he play vs Everton in the EL qualifier?
>>77956554
love stuff like this
can remember people losing their heads over sheff weds' goalkeeper having number 2 last season
>>77956534
He's the wrong side of 20 m80
>>77956534
>Jj Juventus TV
>J Live
>J|Medical
I have had Jjust about enough of this Italian avant-garde fashionista corporate rebrand
>>77956556
>biggest Croatian talent since Modric
So he's a meme basically that'll have a good 6 months in his mid 20s purely to force through a move, be completely average after he does move, but /sp/ will circlejerk over him because he plays for Halal and he had a good 6 months 5 years beforehand? Cool, I can hardly wait.
>>77956475
>stay and stack shelves in tesco or
>play for luton
Feel sorry for the lad, bad career move desu.
Feels comfy
>>77956534
Good guy but he's a bit finished, just will get in the way of Rugani
>>77956556
Sure, he could be the next Halilovic right?
>>77956584
Not until they go.
Feels a bit like we've made some good signings, but barely over the Slutsky's threshold. Deliberately or not, dunno.
>>77956634
It's gg.
>>77956649
Feelings on not getting perisic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUcvIoKwSs8
CLAUDE
L
A
U
D
E
Drinky and Mahrezy when
reeee
>>77956607
yeah... that's the main reason this deal happened
Pls gib qtnho
Last minute tinder match to anon was finalised just before the window closed #WelcomeFatChickFromSchool
>>77956641
nice effortpost
>>77956653
He's only 29 m8, about to hit his CB prime
>>77956698
NOT FOR SALE
>>77956556
yeah that's what they said about Kramaric and Pasalic too
>>77956668
>>77956584
Got that Fikayo Tomori anyway, worth a crack.
>>77956678
Not him but Lukaku, Ibra, Rashford, Martial, Mkhitaryan, Lingard and Mata should be enough.
>Hayley finally getting up from her chair to reveal her leather skirt
>>77956688
What's that bump on his head?
>>77956725
SCREENSHOT
>>77956554
What is it with african strikers and retarded numbers?
https://www.safc.com/news/team-news/2017/august/deadline-day/mcmanaman-pens-two-year-deal
>Sunderland signing Callum "Geordie Legbreaker" McManaman
>>77956719
And Kovacic
>>77956713
Hasn't played well in 3 seasons
>>77956489
>Spurs building new stadium for like £800million
>Still spent more than Arsenal on transfers because they "have no money"
>>77956666
no, because this guy actually has a brain. Halilovic is just a dumb fuck who is getting wasted all the time, parties and fucks croatian ''elite'' hoes from tv a music bussiness (which is also what i would do).
>>77956607
yeah, he played great the both games, especially the second leg. He had more than 11 sucessfull dribbles in that game.
>>77956641
nah, he is not a meme. He already played a shit ton of games for a 19 yeard old, and also captined his team
>>77956721
>three Chelsea loanees
Slut using his Roman connections I see.
Hopefully Tomori doesn't repeat his 50 yard own goal from the World Cup.
>>77956747
Suicidal move desu
>>77956719
kramaric was never that good, but he is a great player now.
He is rated levels above Pašalić, but his mistake was joining chelsea
alright time for bed lads, see you in january
>>77956688
>A need a nice young lady as well
Hook him up with those sky slags.
>>77956778
lotta tit meat
better show than the transfers anyway
>>77956764
>Only "brit" in the team
>Is a nigger
>Has a japanese sounding name
London was a mistake
#Shambles
Sums this deadline day up desu
What a fucking disappointing deadline day. None of the big moves that were "100% done deals" happened. Even Costa stayed through all of that
They say there's 6 signings going in UK
Mahrez isnt one of them.
But Drinky is.
I suppose Barkley's decision making off the pitch reflects his decision making on it
>>77954754
>>77956778
Hayley and Natalie are both putting on some pounds and I like it
>>77956714
SI FOR SALE
>>77956774
Probably won't get much of a look-in, but bodies are bodies.
>SAHKO CONFIRMED?
SAHKO CONFIRMED?
>SAHKO CONFIRMED?
SAHKO CONFIRMED?
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SAHKO CONFIRMED?
>SAHKO CONFIRMED?
SAHKO CONFIRMED?
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SAHKO CONFIRMED?
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SAHKO CONFIRMED?
said happy to be back to sky news
>driving from Cardiff to Sunderland
>>77956836
Will probably join Atletico tomorrow
Well Spurs now have the most handsome player in the league. I'm completely straight but Llorente is a man who's throbbing cock I would gladly suck on
>>77956836
la liga has till tomorrow at midnight
>7 deals currently subject to deal sheet
went up..
>>77956725
Stream link pls I thought it was over
>>77956905
Is that only between La Liga clubs tho?
Mahrez to chelski
>>77956556
>biggest Croatian talent
What ever happened to hailovic?
Still waiting for that cheeky utd signing
>>77956905
But I wanted him to get load to Everton til January
Are Arsenal fan tv on tour in Senegal?
>>77956937
i'm not sure, but i believe it's not because costa needs to move and i still believe coutinho will happen
>>77956724
Be afraid, PL.. be very afraid
>>77956959
he is an idiot.
>>77954754
>forgetting the years after ferguson
>>77956365
This looks like a solid 10th place, lose on penalties in the semi-finals of League Cup
Bravo Pulis
>>77957012
We were promised 6 (six) years, by my watch there's a couple left
Argentina-Uruguay stream if anyone wants.
http://www.livesportfeeds.com/
Gonna get comfy.
>>77957012
>ArseAnal
>>77956365
Good few points above relegation with some Pullis decisions.
>>77956981
Don't think coutinho is happening after arsenal fucked up lemar moving to Liverpool
>vidal og
>>77957091
top lad, cheers
>>77956801
He's already in Mackem hearts for .gif related.
Wigan won with a handball goal too.
>>77956778
Why do most of these Sky slags look like they'd be doing porn if it wasn't for Sky? It's the same thing in germany.
>>77957141
>KANG Aruthur
This pic appears in literally every van dijk article
>>77957189
They probably perform sexual favours in order to get good jobs
What they don't realise is, they could probably accidentally leak videos of these sexual favours for more money and attention
>>77957189
Same thing with Espn over here. Its just what people want to see lad.
>Ravel "Future hope of English football" Morrison
>now playing in putoland
>>77957177
can remember john carver going to confront him at half time after this
carver was SEETHING
>>77957231
>Hand in transfer request
>Nobody actually bids for you
Top kek
Also Ravel Morrison has joined some mexican cartel. Remember when he was a future world-beater?
>Remember Alfred N'Diaye. the midfielder who Sunderland had a year or so ago? He has joined Wolves on loan.
Very good signing.
>>77957246
>Same thing with Espn over here
Deportes maybe, no one is going crazy for Beadle or that SC6 lady.
>>77956678
Not the end of the world imo. I'd have appreciated a LB more.
>>77957300
>sc6 lady
Apologize you racis
>>77957261
Great move for mexican football, to be honest. Bad news for mexican players though lmao.
palace have unpinned the tweet that had been pinned most of today ahead of sakho announcement
>>77954754
...th...thicc...
>Agreement in place between clubs for Musa to come to #hcafc but reluctant to step down to the Championship.
>it is now September 1st
>I have to go back to real life in 4 weeks
>/trans/ is over
>I have to go back to studying a degree I hate, living with people who don't want to live with me
>my club are a fucking mess and football will no longer provide the weekly escapism my terrible life needs
a-at least I've still g-got you /sp/
Will drinky do it?
>>77957445
do what?
We're absolutely fucked lads. Betting on us going down is free money now.
so lads, what transfers are we still expecting ?
>>77956489
Man, how DOES Levy do it.
>>77957474
Ashley is a fucking cunt
>>77957477
Janssen to Brighton
Drinkwater to Chelsea
Sakho to Palace ?
Still surprised Joe Ledley hasn't been signed by anyone.
>>77957432
>have 5 weeks until uni
>living with people who asked to live with me
>degree is getting even more interesting
>club had a good window
feels good!
>>77957432
>has plenty of free time
Just wait until you start work
Girls, I am going to bed. I hope I don't wake up, but if I do, that Drinkwater and Mahrez have signed.
>>77957469
Win the premier eagle with chelsea.
anyone know of a working chelseatv stream?
>>77957522
adrien silva
>>77957474
Can`t wait for Liverpool Vs Newcastle tbqh
https://twitter.com/BCFC/status/903396535446233088
>signing 14 players
>about half of them in the last few days
>'arry
>>77957432
stop being a shutin who chongs the haze 3 times a day and microwaves cold water to make a cup of tea you wet, then maybe your flatmates will like you
>>77957522
kek Janssen, wasted so much time at spurs
>>77957517
Can't even get worked up m90. I had a bit of hope that he'd pay up given that absolutely no manager as good as Rafa will want to manage this shitshow for several decades. After promising all that money, Michael Owen is still our record signing and we've loaned arguably our best keeper to relegation rivals. It's great.
>>77957402
>He hasn't realised Costa's staying yet
>Everton's claim that Ross Barkley turned down a move to Chelsea after having a medical and agreeing a contract have been disputed by a source close to the England midfielder.
>Majority shareholder Farhad Moshiri said Everton had accepted a bid and Barkley had agreed personal terms before changing his mind after passing a medical.
>But the source said the 23-year-old did not travel to Chelsea.
>And they said he had not had a medical.
>"It was simply that he would rather make a decision about his next move when he is fully fit, rather than arrive at a new club injured," the source said.
ABC's BTFO again
>>77957500
>>77957648
Hasn't Krul been pretty shit for a while though?
Call me a conspiracy theorist but I think chelski washed Barkley into rejecting their offer so they sign him for free in January, or maybe pay like 10m to have him then.
He was injured anyway so he was gonna start playing around November.
>>77956688
Don't they have enough reach and pull to actually do something? I feel like they could create absolute chaos for Arsenal if they actually put the effort in to fight Kroenke & co.
I see them complaining about prices and then they still buy season tickets. Their reasoning is that someone else would just buy them instead. Then why not organize a protest where you don't show up for the games or get in late. I doubt Arsenal is gonna like thousands of empty seats.
Aren't the fans/ultras organized in England?
>>77957656
Costa can still leave tomorrow desu
>>77957724
>that posing
Fucking embarrassing that Sky have done that this season.
>>77957719
britain is a classcucked country
>>77957681
There aren't any that are great. Elliot is alright but now that there's no real cover for him I can see him getting immediately injured.
>>77957658
>But I wanted to make fun of chelshit
>>77957592
Literally all those players are shit
Nobody can blame Antonio Conte.
It's pretty clear that the board don't want to sign anyone. It's going to be another Mourinho season with Conte getting fired in December.
>>77957189
they were only a few failed interviews away
>>77957611
naw, i had some mental health problems, had to suspend my studies.
now they think I'm crazy and they are scared of living with a crazy person.
feels bad man, no one understands mania/psychosis.
i was a normal dude before. old flatmates loved me, they've just graduated now.
>AFTV posting rant videos at any opportunity
>>77957749
Sure thing!
Just poppin over to spankbang. You lads want anything?
>>77957852
You wish
>>77957891
Where's mahrez
FOOTBALL PLS STOP
https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/903380774598176770
>>77957887
nicole aniston
>>77957891
I don't, actually. I think Conte is great.
The Chelsea board are "back on their bullshit".
I only blame Conte for not giving more youth a chance. Good young players got sold for no reason.
>>77957912
Why do they need mahrez?
>>77957834
Do you even know who Estudiantes are? Can you even pronounce Aurier you fat chicano fuck?
>>77957945
You are right
>>77957948
Because they have no one
>>77957872
well introduce yourself better I mean they'll obviously think you're nuts if you start your conversations off with "Im mental".
Go out with them a few times and get the brews on and you'll be fine
what happens to van dijk now
>>77956556
>implying Krovinovic isn't the next Modric
>>77957872
Were you taking uppers?
>>77958043
comedy gold
>>77957872
have you tried pretending to spaz out and then say you were just kidding?
>>77958062
stop shilling for your league, no one cares
conte is head coach not manager
he doesn't have control over transfers he can only recommend targets and request players not be sold
>>77958043
His career and optimism: over.
>>77957872
Get yourself a focus my man. Something you enjoy and can look forward to. Lifting did that for me, cycling too. Now I get through things I hate to get there.
>>77958108
cancerous system
>>77958062
he has "will be an ok player for shakhtar donetsk in 5 years time" written all over him with a name like that
>>77958096
Krovinovic / Dribbles and Assists 2018 HD / Welcome to Barcelona
>>77958135
not really
look at arsenal lel
>>77958135
too much fees on sacked managers for roman
>>77958043
Southampton will sell him for ~£40m next summer after an underwhelming season and realise how fucking stupid they were not to sell in this window when a team like Livershit was putting up £70m+ for him. I have no idea why Southampton decided to take a principled stance this summer. It's not like they're close to challenging for the top 4 or even the top 6. Selling Van Dijk wasn't going to be the difference between them pushing for a CL place or not. Refusing to sell players 5 years ago would have made more sense, when they were much closer to the top.
>>77958170
that's because Wenger's a retarded dinosaur
Why wouldn't you have the person that knows best and is going to actually work with the players make these decisions?
>>77958170
That's the opposite extreme
>>77958016
yeah, i will. guess i just cba with the uni bubble now, just wanna move on with life i guess. being a little bitch won't help me, you're right.
>>77958066
yeah, not regularly though. had used coke 4 times across 2 years and MDMA 3 times across 2 years. i know this sounds like i'm a massive druggie, but in the world i was in, didn't feel like a lot. i regret it now in hindsight, but i'm still here i guess. had taken psychedelics a few times too. smoked weed probably every weekend though. it wasn't one specific drug that tipped me into psychosis, it was just culmination of final year stress + an overactive lifestyle + genetic predisposition + drug use.
>>77958073
nah. i'm not a little pussy about it though, i joke about it with my close friends sometimes.
>>77958118
appreciate the words friend, you're right, i do need to do this. used to /fit/ back in the day, running too. gotten lazy over the last few months, need to get back into it.
>>77958183
at least they're showing they have some principles at last, otherwise they'll carry on getting raided indefinitely
>>77958183
I agree. They're not going anywhere. Even a few years ago it would have made sense to sell, IMO. It's like Monaco last season. They're not gonna be able to compete long term.
>>77958202
Because they aren't market gurus. It's no surprise where managers are most common (EPL) the market is the worst
>He will never be this happy again.
>>77958317
doesn't matter about being a market guru, if the manager isn't fussed about the new signing it's not going to be worth it
These are the people that sold Matic to Man Utd ffs
So um what's arsenal's endgame with sanchez?
>>77956769
EVELVEN (11!) SUCCESSFUL DRIBBLES!
>>77958202
>Why wouldn't you have the person that knows best and is going to actually work with the players make these decisions?
because he may be getting fired in a few months time and also he can concentrate on coaching instead of having to scout and also he doesn't know how much the club is willing to spend
imo its better for him to say "i need a new wingback that can play on the right" and then allow the scouts and transfer people to sort that out
>>77958232
Oh I was taking amphetamines for 3 days straight. That's nothing.
I'm going to miss trans lads
>>77958362
They unironically believe they can get him to sign a new contract
>>77958370
great so then he coaches more and ends up with a RWB he doesn't really like
>>77958355
Chelsea were just downgrading their age profile this window, they will never challenge in Europe with Conte so they are building for consistent domestic success
>>77958433
there's nothing to suggest he doesn't like zappacosta
Elephontposting Brit, I need all your Elephonts please.
>>77958426
Well we were hardly going to sell himwithout getting Lemar, if we let Alexis go and didn't get a fantastic player in his place we'd finish 15th
>>77958252
They are gonna get raided regardless. The only difference now will be that anyone thinking of going to them will probably think twice about it.
>>77958468
>we didn't want new players anyway
Lets see how they go but I doubt they can win the league again
>>77958433
Emalulu literally said conte recommended him
https://twitter.com/DaveHytner/status/903405070850641921
>homo albion
>vincent penssen
>>77958530
on the other hand if you just agree to sell all your good players no one with any ambition will ever take you seriously except as a stepping stone
Where is the legendery striker Embolo going to?
>>77958426
He is going to get a faaaattttttt signing on bonus when he moves for free, or even in Jan.
>>77958593
jej
that's brighton fucked then
jansen is shite though tbf
>>77958663
Van Persie at 50 years of age looked about 300x better than him
>>77958663
not as if brighton have anyone worthwhile
no news from palace, leicester or chelsea
deadline is here
>>77958663
He's underrated, honestly. Of course he'll look shit when he plays 3 minutes on average.
>>77958606
Not necessarily. Keep doing good work any you'll eventually be able to get to the next level. VVD has been a cunt but it's not like they were getting ripped off. He's not worth 75mil or whatever the offer was. Just replace him with someone equally good or better.
>>77958772
batshuayi looks great when he plays for 3 minutes on average though
being a super sub is easy
>>77958827
Bats doesn't come on at the 90th minute when all the players stopped giving a fuck. Poch is a dick, giving Sissoko more chances over him, Janssen didn't even start when Kane was injured for fuck's sake.
WHEN IS IT GONNA END, ROBBIE?
>>77958932
maybe he's just shit rather than poch having some irrational dislike for him?
just get rid of the transfer window or move it to July 15th or something
>>77956606
Defence wins leagues
>>77959040
as boro proved last season, it doesn't if you have no attack
>>77958932
He always looks bad though, even when he gets starts in the league cup
Barcelona will make a big money signing tomorrow
troopz is my favourite arsenal fantv character
>>77959237
>not claude + ty combo
s m h
>>77959296
*sips out of arsenal bottle*
>>77957177
literal career ender this. I'm still fucking mad about it
>>77959014
>>77959094
It's just form and honestly, I would play like shit too if I knew that no matter what happened you'll still be sub.
Anyway, it seems he rejected the move to Brighton so he's an idiot.
>Not being able to afford Drinkwater
The state of CFC...
>>77959445
he was pretty overpriced it has to be said
>>77957177
Based.
>>77956534
Not Bonucci
>>77959484
>Homegrown player
>Club competing in Europe
>Not knowing this
>>77958606
no one will take soton seriously until they become a good club
pro tip: keeping VVD will not help make you a good club
soton's petty decision has probably cost them a EL place this season
>>77959533
brenny pls go to bed
>>77959564
I will never understand this. There is not even anything to see there so why did he decide to take a peak while being filmed?
>>77957351
he's just the english paleta esqueda. one year and he'll be shipped off to china or whatever.
https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/903380774598176770 Im fucking dead lads
Sahko confirmed
Sky sports guy tweeted this then deleted after
did sakho move?
>>77959673
MTe im cracking up in my room and everyone's asleep ffs
Adrien Silva seen leaving Leicester's training center
>>77959712
Wish Klopp still liked Sakho desu.
>>77959643
>Scottish intellectuals
>>77959673
Fucking kek, made it out to be some fairytale reunion like Casillas back to Real. Not a player that played 2 seasons for a club.
Has anybody pointed out that Bayern / Ancelotti were desperate to get rid of Sanches? That they were, basically, whoring him out to anyone who would listen in July.
Poor work ethic - if he couldn't cut it in the Bundesliga he will not fit in the Prem.
DRINKWATER CONFIRMED
>>77959922
Nah, fuck it.
I just wish we actually bought a cb, at least Robertson means we don`t have to play Milner in defence anymore.
>>77957724
she's piff, whats her name
>>77959989
Yes m8 I'm going to the kitchen I'm thirsty
I got it, Poch will now play with 3 at the top with JKL. Genius desu.
>>77959952
He's black and runs around a lot.. I'd say he fits in just fine
>>77960022
Might be Rachel Riley, she's at Sky now isn't she?
>>77959445
Wrong
HOLY SHIT ABC'S BTFO AGAIN
THIRD TIME TODAY
>>77960068
Just another arsenal player desu
You arrive in Swansea after a big money move
is reals fax machine working la
>>77956755
Höwedes has been great his whole career.
He was the only consistent Schalke player for years.
He played well even after his retarded coaches made him play full back.
>mfw Chelsea start kante and drinks midfield at the kp next game
i miss sosa desu lads
>>77957432
>have to live with people who dont want to live with me
Mate, just go in another room, problem solved. Wait until you join the real world and have to actually do a job. You then have have no escape and literally have to sit next to people who all hate you, every day. At least you can leave your house, go to your room, whatever.
Any site that shows an up to date list of what PL clubs have sold and bought this window?
>>77957535
>degree is getting even more interesting
Nice, bet it's really ramping up now. How many hours of lectures do you have a week now, 3? maybe 4? Must be pretty tiring!!
>>77960324
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4511850/Premier-League-transfer-window-2017-summer-moves.html
>>77960097
What is right anon?
Adrien to Leicester is official
>>77960357
>implying a subject can't be both interesting and facilitating
I'll have 12 hours of lectures per week next term though it's maths so it's more work heavy than lots of lectures desu
>>77960393
They just announced drinkwater
WEAR THE BLUE
DRINKY
It's all coming back.
BREAKING NEWS: SANCHEZ COMING TO BESIKTAS
>>77960178
Looks nothing like that now, been regenerated. Though the alley to the left of the pic is opened now, it had some problems with the very small amount of drunks around the city centre. Think they have already been moved on now. Besides, the players will be down Gower end which has one of the best 10 beaches in the world and Liberty end which is all shopping complex. City is quite nice.
>>77960260
Sosa now plays in the premier league though.
Been stuck at work all day, have I missed anything?
>>77960734
coutinho to barcelona
tomorrow
any idea what drinkwaters on at chelsea ?
anywhere between 80-120k p/w imo
real chance of starting at WC 2018 now lol
>>77961007
*gets knocked out in the group stages*
>>77961007
How many matches will he play
>>77960022
That's Hayley McQueen. She's a bit overrated imo.
>>77961057
round of 16 exit imo
>>77961061
for chelsea ?
in my opinion, will start most cup games, a few `small CL games, and maybe 20ish league games.
Conte doesn't rate Cesc (as a starter). Could easily be Bakayoko-Kante-Drinkwater 3 CM's
Haha how do kafirs (kafaggots haha) feel knowing that based Mumin's own your Europe leagues now haha. English 'man' and French 'man' not even own their team and don't even play in their league too dumb to be billionaire unlike based Mumins haha
Glad we got Swansea (A) out of the way before they became the surprise powerhouses of the premier league with big Wilf and Renato up front.
>>77960437
I'm not believing you until I see him in the shirt
Why are people shitting on Drinky?
>>77961365
Yeah that was great timing. Siggy moves just as we play Swansea and City play Everton. Swansea have some teeth again now.
On the walk to Old Trafford for the Leicester game I was half hoping to check my phone and see that Mahrez had gone to Roma. Would have been perfect.
>>77961399
He's a limited player. His only job in that title winning season was to play percentage passes behind defences in the hope that Vardy would get on the end of one. He's not a great passer and he can't dictate games; also not great in defensive work. Drinky can't even get a game for England, though that will miraculously change now. The only reason Chelsea are in for him is because he's English. I'm not surprised that Conte is seething after being left in this situation.
>>77960599
>one of the best 10 beaches in the world
are you drunk buddy?
you think England has a top 10 world beach?
you're fucking dreaming, you're Paul Gascoigne fucked up
Arse couldn't sign Lemar for 90m while we signed Zlatan Bailly and Pogba when we were in the Europa. Makes you think.
>>77961792
Wales you dull twat, and yes, google Rhossili bay. You must of seen that beach pic that gets posted here all the time.
>>77960437
>>77961392
Rumour says transfer might fail because Leicester couldn't process it in time.
Gotta wait for the morning to know more.
>>77957724
Check her instagram, literally takes photos of her thighs and uploads them, fantastic
>>77961909
Which part of Mancherster are you from, pal?
>>77961909
>>77961751
He was an engine that dominated games when given the chance, wasn't scared of making runs or playing killer balls either. Generally when he played well, Leicester did.
Got injured last season against Porto and carried a hip flexor issue on from that. He should have been in over Livermore by then anyways but even Albrighton hasn't won a call up so fuck the call up system.
Probably a bigger loss than Mahrez, he's that integral when on form. He's besties with Simmo, Vards & James and plays well with Mahrez & Vards in particular. Back with his pal N'Golo now, watching from the bench mostly and considered another Sidwell now on.
>>77961482
Your feet have been sore
>>77957724
what is the meaning of this? do Chelsea's transfer guys just creep everyone out or something
>>77963869
The silhouetted ones are the targets they failed to sign.
Mahrez to Chelsea official now
How many hours left until the official deadline?
>>77964140
Isn't the window closed already?
>>77964214
Official deadline for which countries? Most European windows are shut.
Spain can still sign players until midnight GMT. For some reason, the Portuguese window stays open till September 22nd.
>35 mil for Drink Water
>>77964323
ours is closed already
>No lemar
>No vvd
>Origi out
Liverpool will finish 5th Cap this!!
>>77965864
Why does this say otherwise?:
https://www.fifatms.com/itms/worldwide-transfer-windows-calendar/
>>77965959
Lemar isn't needed
VVD will be in there ini january
>Origi
>Liverpool will rely on Lovren, Matip and Klavan for centrebacks this entire season
>Barkley
>Lllorente
>Barkley
>Mahrez
SNUBBED/GAZUMPED
https://twitter.com/SwansOfficial/status/903380774598176770
(directed by David Lynch)
How do you pronounce gazumped?
Who is the biggest loser: arsenal or chelsea
>>77966550
gah-zumped
>>77966556
Probably Arselel, they weren't able to offload Sulkhez for £60m even though he's just gonna sign for a rival for free next summer
>>77966567
I think he might sign a new contract, that wont extended his time but will earn him more money to at least perform through the season
Arse probably relying on foreign clubs to get him on a bosman in Jan
unironically going to bandwagon PSG this season.
>>77966578
I think Arsenal accepting Citys bid in principal makes it look like they're gonna have to let him go for free. The fans threatening the club has actually caused a dumb situation to play out since their trasnfers funds for the future sorta depend upon selling players
Arsenal really should have seen it as a chance to clear deadwood and build around one star if they'd have got lucky to keep Ozil or Lexi.
Instead they've tried to behave like they're still in the Champions League and failed to build adequately or been cutthroat enough to bin Ozil or just bit the bullet and allowed Sanchez, who will leave in Jan or for nought, to go.
>Coutinho scored off the bench for brazil
>Liverspuds think he will still play for them because muh world cup year
lmao
>>77966556
How can it not be Arsenal. No matter what happened to Chelsea, they won the league with Fabregas before Walcott bagged 20 goals in the league
>>77961093
She is a goddess
>>77966757
What do you care, ben, ur gay as a blowie from Scott Dann.
>>77966852
Even gays love big tits, they remind them of arses.
Jose publicly humiliated/degraded Chelsea by moving to United
>>77966611
It's hilarious how little control they have over Sanchez now, they have no way to discipline him and he has no incentive to listen to wenger
>>77966903
Mourinho have the right to snap at Chelsea after all that treatment he received there.
>>77967007
Stick him on the naughty step and tell him no kickabout today
>>77967007
The Sanchez shit is probably why Lemar rejected them
You don't want to join arsenal because they'll never let you move on
>Southampton actually decided to put their foot down in the window where multiple players went for £100m+
Rejecting more than £60m for a defender is just stupid
You ain't much if you ain't Dutch
>>77959442
lol why don't you just marry him if you love Janssen so much
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH FERNANDO
NOW WILFRIED IS MY BEST FRIEND
>>77967018
what treatment? He almost got them relegated FFS
>>77966535
I actually liked this one
WHERE HAVE THE LIVERPOOL FANS GONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
STILL WAITING FOR LEMAR AND VIRGIN VAN DICK TO SIGN AREN'T YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>96
>>77967203
>He almost got them relegated
>>77967203
come on now
>>77967308
>>77967314
Former champions sitting at 16th after 4 months into the season
HAHA TOLD YOU FUCKS WE WOULD GET DRINKWATER
HAHAHAHA SUCK A DICK CUNTS
>>77967304
They were such smug cunts too.
>Klopp almost got Dortmund relegated in a absolute dire league
>...y-yeah well Mourinho almost got Chelsea relegated
>Mourinho continued to win trophies afterwards
>So did Klo--
>>77967348
drinkey
>>77967367
The funny thing is that if chelsea was at tenth during that time, he wouldn't have been fired. Abrahamovich's has sacked mangers for less.
Wayne Rooney arrested on suspicion of drink-driving close to home in Cheshire
>>77967402
its actually true lmao
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4369140/wayne-rooney-arrested-drink-driving/
>>77967402
>it's true
Are Everton screwed?
COUTINHO LANDED IN BARCELONA
SEEN IN BARCELONA AIRPORT
>>77967340
16th isn't the relegation zone and with more than half the season left it wasn't 'almost'
>>77967402
>POONEY
it has been common knowledge our wayne has had a massive drinking problem for many years
>>77967402
>The time off will be good for him
>>77967440
>>77967427
it just means he cant drive himself
exhibit A.
>>77967439
Imagine how good he would've been if he had even a remotely decent fitness regime and diet
>>77967448
3,1,2
>>77967427
Firmino got one a while back it was fine, just had to sort court dates with games dates
nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks every now and then desu
>>77967449
shame he never made the effort
Arsenal really made Sanchez stay another year. I'm impressed
How fucked are Arsenal this season??
>>77967442
and will unleash his drinking even more knowing he cant drive
must be hard becoming filthy rich but not really being able to full enjoy it until you are in ur late 30s
and probably already married with kids at that point
>>77967430
Former champions sitting at 16th 4 months into the season is just fucking embarrassing. I don't understand how you are trying to justify that shit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130010/Wayne-Rooneys-brother-charged-drink-driving-arrest-parents-mansion.html
>>77967477
He can tweet rio for a lift
United probably thrilled they got rid.
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/903540699643207680
>>77967499
That isn't his first time being drunk when not playing for England right?
Im from the future. This is Rooney in 3 years
Can clubs still complete loan deals?
>>77967576
doesn't take some clown from the future to predict that
>>77967599
No only some free transfers
>>77967622
>predict
you dont believe me? fuck off cunt.
>>77967656
if you were really from the future you would have known my answer.
>>77967656
How many goals does England win the WC18 final by?
>jim white spends all morning yesterday wanking off about how it's going to be the most exciting deadline day ever
>hold on to your hats folks
>big things will be happening soon
>it's going to be huge
>we've never seen one like this
>coutinho stays
>sanchez stays
stupid jock twat
>>77967741
win on penalties against Germany.
>no premier league footy this weekend
>>77967742
>expecting anything less from than people that killed football and ate it's corpse
>>77967742
In terms of money spent it was huge.
Also
>watching skysports
>>77967768
Watch our charity match tomorrow.
>>77967787
was listening to talksport actually. equally mindless though tbf
>>77967793
>talksport
you mean talkpremierleague?
>>77967812
>what is Based Andy and the European Football Show
>>77967812
makes my flat feel less empty having people talking footy bollocks on the radio all day.
>>77967831
I get it, I just wish they would branch off from premier league discussion
Is Barkley beta? The faggot whinges all season long about how shit Everton is and he shits his briches literally as he's having a medical, what a beta.
>>77967876
It was really a weird story.
>>77967836
And talk about what? I don't mind a bit of efl discussion cos I follow QPR but if they start talking about the frog league is switch it off fampai
>Pogba not nominated for player of the month
>>77967939
who is
>>77967959
Me. I accepted on behalf of my team8s.
>where eva la, thought she'd being doing somethin for this medical
>ross, she doesnt work here anymore
>lol im off pal cya
>>77967895
My QPR brother.
>>77967939
Neither is matic
>>77967876
Turned down the move so he can get mega bucks as a free transfer
Very very alpha
Eid Mubarak to all our Muslim followers around the world!
Barkley: Where is Eva Canerio lad? I thought she would be doing the medical.
Chris Jones: She does not work here anymore Barkley. She got abused by José Mourinho and therefore lost her rights to travel with the team due to her ineptness. Eva then took a civil liberty case against Chelsea football club. Within the tribunial process she was paid £5m for unfair harassment at the workplace and henceforth left her postion as matchday physio.
Barkely: Oh, then i'm not going to partake in this physio. Bye, haha.
>>77967496
I'm not, I'm saying Mou didn't 'almost' get them relegated
Is Adrien Silva the only deal that's unconfirmed?
You now realize that Costa is still at the club and he's like a new signing.
>>77968067
thanks
>>77967895
>And talk about what?
other sports, you cretin
>>77967768
What's happening in that webm?
Is mahrez staying lads
>sanchez doesn't want to play for arsenal
lol
>>77968298
Sanchez trying to sneak into the Etihad.
>>77967959
Jones, Lukaku and Mkhitaryan, Mane, Salah, Morata, Lossl.
>>77968305
apparently his agent was ranting about how much they hate arsenal to the city staff in chile lol
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/alexis-sanchez-does-not-want-to-play-for-arsenal-again-as/1s91tj4slh3601aj7v65h18g1v
(I know it's goal but are sam is reliable)
>>77968067
Thank you fellow chelsea customer
>>77968329
Hope Lossl gets it
Chelsea invested 185m this window, they have Hazard coming back and just beat Tottenham and Everton. Yet you'd think they're in crisis, reading various media platforms
>>77968371
they've had two pisspoor summer windows in a row
It's like Barca, you won't notice any problems short term but long term they're gonna decline hard
>>77968371
>Morata
>Bakayoko
>Rudiger
>Drinkwater
a calamity of a window desu. they literally signed a replacement for Bakayoko in the same window because he cant keep fit
>>77956724
>Lingard
>Ibra (55 yrs old)
>Rashford
>>77968433
>age matters to Ibrahimovic
I bet you will mention the cliche of 'you dont know how he will perform after an almost career ending injury'
>>77968371
>>77968386
Conte strength never really been buying players
>>77968305
>Get paid millions
>Don't want to do your job
Is their some way of stopping this
>>77968405
You mean a replacement for chalobah
>>77968454
>10 apps in his entire career
no I do not mean a replacment for Chalobah.
Surely signing a contract before agreeing a move with a club is tapping up
>>77968444
Ibra will play worse than Falcao when he returns
>'The only France player that didn’t have his “day” was Paul Pogba, who surprisingly did very little.'
>'He had one fantastic chance, as he managed to get right before Netherlands’ keeper, but was let down by a very, very poor finish. Definitely not something, a player of his caliber or his price should have do, but France still won, very comfortably.'
http://wittyfutty.com/2017/08/video-paul-pogba-terrible-close-range-finish-vs-netherlands/
>Manure
>Customers
>>77968479
>Salty ABUs can't handle Pogba's PL form
>>77968477
>thinking this when he has been on PEDs nonstop when he was out of contract
nothing will stop him. mans a freak
>>77968405
>Morata
>Cabalero
>rudiger
>christensen(like a new signing)
>Drinkwater
>Bakayoko
>Zabbacosta
That does not look that bad
>>77968479
>Oh no a CM can't score
>Literally involved in another 4-0 win
He must be doing something right
>>77968497
forgot about Zabbacosta. not a clue how good he is, must be a starter though
>>77968468
But he is literally a replacement for chalobah
>>77968508
He could end up replacing Moses
Chelsnub
>>77968516
it makes no sense.
Why would Drinkwater leave if he wont start?
>>77968470
Tapping up is talking to a player without permission of his club buddy
>>77968479
Surely Arsenal have to accept a transfer fee
Drinkwater will 100% start.
Bakayoko is shit, and you can't use Fabregas as part of a 2 every game
>Wayne Rooney arrested in Cheshire for drink-driving
https://youtu.be/R8MSm-ayaGo
PLAYERS IN:
Billy Gilmour, 16, £500k (+bonuses) from Rangers
Daishawn Redan, 16, free (?) from Ajax
Ethan Ampadu, 16, £2m (?) from Exeter City
Willy Caballero, 35, free
Antonio Rüdiger, 24, €35+4m from AS Roma
Tiemoué Bakayoko, 22, €42+3m from AS Monaco
Álvaro Morata, 24, £58+12m from Real Madrid
Kylian Hazard, 23, £135k (?) from Újpest
Davide Zappacosta, 25, €28+2m from Torino FC
Danny Drinkwater, 27, £35m from Leicester City
>>77968531
How is Lemar and VVD doing?
>>77968609
Snubsea
>>77968596
>Bakayoko is shit
lol
>>77968620
great post.
really proven me wrong there
>and then right, he walked out halfway
>>77968601
>Bring in a 35 year old
Why?
>>77968599
hes put some weight on. that slip must have done a number on him
>>77968613
Still funny how smug liverslip customers were when they thought they were getting both..
>>77968639
just realised its an old video....nm.
>>77968630
That was the response your post deserved
Sing it with me now
Y.M.C.A
>>77968630
hes not shit just a crock. literally the black hargreaves
>>77968639
>They are fucking rent boys. They all are. Every single one of them
How mad was he after that game?
>x is shit
>haha
>WOW GR8 ARGUMENT THERE
>oxlade-chamberlain scores 30 goals in his career
>people say he's shit
>zappacosta scores 9 goals in his career
>...
>>77968692
Let me tell you something. in my entire time of watching Zappacosta (the last day or so), he has shown fantastic skill in his 'Welcome to Chelsea FC - Skills - Goals - Assists' video
>>77968692
I am lost with what you are trying to convey here
rank the best and worst transfer windows:
1. Man Utd
2. West Brom
3. Watford
4. Chelsea
5. Tot
Worst:
1. Arsenal
2. Palace
3. West Ham
>>77968702
That's a flick, I suggest Davide Zappacosta ● Welcome to Chelsea FC ● Defending Skills, Tackles, Goals, Assists
>>77968692
>>77968702
>>77968724
Excelent posts
>>77968716
Ignore shitposter
>>77968719
lol not putting liverpool in top 5 window wew we had a better one than tot and chelsea
>>77968636
Big Willy is elite, dickbag
>>77968758
scratching my chin at this post
who came in? Salah thats it pmsl
>compilation video contains missed shots
>>77968777
It was salah and Ox
>>77968777
VVD and Lemar
Lel
>>77968777
salah, ox, keita
far better than chelshit and the kikes
>>77968821
has this man named "kieta" come in with his two feet and walked the ground that is called Enfield?
>>77968821
Keita doesn't come until 2018. So it's only Ox and salah
>>77968835
still signed in this transfer window hence it counts la
>>77968839
see above still counts
Who had a worse transfer window:
>Arsenal - signed literally no one, almost lost their entire first team for peanuts
or
>Barca - lost a potential future-GOAT and replaced him with Delofeu
>"you can't live in liverpool for the rest of ur life"
30m for our ross would have been a bargain
>>77968868
neither of these statements are true
>Rafa Benitez open for a move to West Ham if Slaven Bilic goes
WEWWEWWEWWEWWEWWEWWEWWEW
>Lemar to Liverpool
>Procede to sign Little Mix fanboy
our year lads
>>77969053
Makes sense tb h, the West Ham board has been vomiting MUH AMBITION for what, 2-3 years now? He'd get more support than Mike Ashley will ever give anyone. A wet toilet roll in a hurricane would give you more structural support than Mike Ashley.
>>77969053
Ashley you fuckin cunt
>>77966122
That's weird, our window always closes on the last day of August and yesterday was no exception. The league's website even kept a "deadline day" article updated each hour.
>>77967448
wasn't that at some hotel they had to stay at during the international break he just got hammered when he saw there was a wedding going on and joined in
Looks elated
Rafael Benítez has lost virtually all trust in Mike Ashley’s regime at Newcastle United and, no longer regarding his job as a long-term project, would be receptive to alternative offers of employment at similarly sized Premier League clubs.
Although Newcastle’s manager will not walk out in the wake of a disastrous transfer window, Benítez is angry, deeply frustrated and ready to contemplate life away from Tyneside.
>>77969224
Disinfo
who here has had sex today
Adrien Silva confirmation when? I'll only believe that they signed him when he poses on twitter with the shirt
I hope Newcastle, Burnley and Huddersfield get relegated. I shouldn't have to travel further than Manchester/Liverpool for an away game.
>>77969226
Heads as round as the ball
Can someone please point me to the Ox's lean?
Rooney will appear at Stockport Magistrates' Court on September 18 - the day after Man United v Everton
>>77969353
>yfw it's Brighton, Palace and Wet Spam
>>77969462
He'll get sent off for a two-footer in the first 10 mins
>>77969462
Would be better if they were playing Brighton. You'd get two sets of fans chanting about the size of his asshole the next day.
>>77969353
>I go to away matches
dont lie
Is this the last /trans/ of Summer 2017?
>>77969319
1. Me
2. Your mum
>>77969598
i guess itll turn into /efl/ or /pl/ or something
>>77969547
>I go to matches
don't lie
someone who was at the bar blatantly tipped off the rozzers
i mean how do you even get pulled over in a vw beetle
>>77968068
>she was paid £5m for unfair harassment at the workplace
Eh
See you lads next /trans/.
Hope you have fun arguing about the name of the thread all day or whatever.
>>77969885
It's always been /epl/
>>77970105
>>77970105
>>77970105
rip lads
its been emotional
>>77969934
>I lie
don't go
>>77960599
Bullshit, the only decent regeneration that ever happened in Swansea was when the luftwaffe flew over during ww2
Burnley will finish top half of the league.
Cap this.
see you all in january
>yfw da bears win da superb owl