/trans/ - It's All Ogre Edition

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>>77952689
/trans/ CAN ONLY GET BETTER

>>77952689
mendes just got cucked out of getting Locadia to his new farm club

>That Hayley outfit
>That Hayley

Fucking hngh. Any screenshots so I can have a sneaky fap before the deadline?

Mbappe looks ridiculous 2bh, like watching a mix between Brazilian Ronaldo and a young Rppney.

>>77952849
>Brian Cox played keyboard on that

>>77952689
post all your mendes pic i wish to start a folder

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[YouTube] Thomas Lemar - Welcome To Liverpool - Ultimate Goals, Assists and Skills (embed)
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>Deluded Livershits
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>77952869
>coming on against a ned squad that has given up

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>the next Messi is a britbong

Show of hands, who expected this?

>>77952869
you saw how he was literally bending that dutch defender..cutting in and out, then the fucking finish..he's legit

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>>77952886
Only made these two. Sorry

>Arsenal forward Joel Campbell has joined Real Betis on a season-long loan.
>mfw he gets loaned out again, returns, loaned out again
must be suffering desu

>>77952869
More like watching a young brazilian Ronaldo mixed with Cristiano. I'm not seeing the Rooney at all.

>Adrien leaving
Fucking TV money I swear on me mum

>>77952888
>wasting trips

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>>77952888
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Will a madness be done today? Which club will do it?

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wish we were in for this lemar kid looks decent la

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>>77952918

>>77952910
This is just like when dortmund signed januzaj shit attitude and all

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>>77952938
sparky has a trcik up his sleeve

>0-0 against Estonia
Fucking hell.

>>77952910
>dortmund now playing an american and an englishman

weird timeline

hold me lads, we actually won

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>>77952938
Fc Porto buys Messi for 500k

>Belarus losing to Luxembourg

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>>77952910
inevitable la
thats not a pic of fil phoden tho

>>77952910
>already shown that he has a shitty attitude

I'll be surprised if he reaches his potential

>>77952918
>Arsenal forward Joel Campbell
>you now remember Joel Campbell

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>>77952689
In
>Maguire
>Nacho
>Iborra
>Silva
>Jakupovic
>Dragovic (loan)

Out
>Drinkwater
>Zieler
>Lawrence
>Kapustka (loan)
>Mendy (loan)

Please God give us a cup or europa league place this season.

>>77952910
Wow David Brooks needs a haircut

>>77953009
good post

based phil will bring it home

Holy shit is mbappe actually not a meme?

>>77953028
Leicester will get top 8

Most booring deadline ever.


Shit sucks.

>Mirror reports Alexis is devastated his move to City has collapsed, City are said to be angry and have blamed #AFC.

>>77952916
dw they are pretty good and new OC is always nice.

>>77953081
at least Pep has his excuse ready

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>Let me still believe that Wenger and the board still have a big surprise for us in less than 3hrs,
>Assistant Corps Marshal / Head, Policy, Research & Statistics Department, Federal Road Safety Corps, Nigeria(@FRSCNigeria)


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>>77953081
State of Arselel

>>77953028
What happened to Musa getting binned to Hull

Any benfica fans here

>Speaking ahead of Friday's World Cup qualifier against Malta, Southgate declined to offer details of his outfield selections or chosen captain but made a point of confirming Hart would retain the gloves at the Ta'Qali National Stadium. The 30-year-old has endured a rocky start to his season-long loan at West Ham, conceding 10 goals in his first three matches, and the competition from Jack Butland, Tom Heaton and Jordan Pickford is only getting stronger.

>But Southgate was clear that the status quo has yet to be overturned, with Hart's record of conceding just twice in six qualifiers counting in his favour.

>"Joe will start for us. I think he's our best goalkeeper at the moment," he said. "I wanted to see how he would respond because he has had a difficult start to the season with his club but I'm pleased he's in a good frame of mind. Joe has trained really well. His performances since I've been manager have been very, very good, he's only conceded two goals in Scotland in this qualifying campaign."

>While Southgate was emphatic in standing up for Hart, he gave just enough hope to the challengers that it was not a lost cause before next summer's World Cup.

>"We're only three matches into the start of the season, so I don't feel as though the others have had time to stake a claim to push Joe out of that position," he explained.

Gareth Southgate clearly lives in a different world.

>>77953102
>us
>we
>Arsenal is white

>>77952953
>>77953014
What's with that attitude meme? Did you fall for the British """""press""""" claiming he didn't show up to training sessions for City even though he legally cancelled his contract?

>>77953102
kek

>we're getting VVD la
>we're getting Lemar la

>get le 1goal in 30 games man instead

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>>77952689

>>77952916
Not enough! Never enough!

>>77953061
>>77953009
City didn't exactly do anything wrong over Sancho (he was clearly not ready for first team football last year and turned down a massive contract) but I hope it gives them a kick up the arse with regards to playing the best of their other kids

>total of 16 minutes extra time in the Switzerland match

>>77953081
>know player wants to leave
>know a big bid will come in late in the window
>make no effort to plan for a replacement
>get BTFO by lemar after your last minute bid

How can Arselel be so inept, now they are stuck with a player who doesn't want to be there and who will be leaving for free at the end of the season.

>>77953081

Honestly think this is bad for Arsenal. I don't believe in bending over for players but he's their best player and he's clearly miserable, which is going to spread. If they play half as bad as they did against Liverpool they'll be complete shit.

>Ross Barkley rejects Chelsea for likely move to Tottenham
Wtf
Why does no one want to come

>>77953144
god bless gareth southgate and the english FA

>>77953163
twice a year, everything the british press says is true
today is one of those days

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>Wenger deliberately fucking everyone's shit up
Is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

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>yfw Arsene is trying to get in the French locker room at this moment to sign Lemar

>>77953178
Join Barca to win the balloon d'Or

I shouldn't have quit football

>>77953178
More playing time at fc Porto for 83 mil
Wew

>>77953178
I'm joining River Plate for 89 Million pounds so I can win the Ballon Dor

>>77953213
real will swoop in

>>77953193
there is a massve pressure to win every match now, and given the depth of their squad its hard to justify playing a youth over someone on 100k a week
theres always cup matches

>>77953102
He will assassinate Wenger

rate this year's deadline day

>>77953193
Foden and Diaz will get games this season m8

why are there no costa or zappacosta news?

>>77953229
hey we have the same kennedy assassination birthday

>>77953028
>Dragovic (loan)
Who? When?

>>77953178
Fell out with manager, going to Seville for 9million

>>77953250
2. Out of 20, to be clear.

>>77953178
Atlético Madrid for 99 million to escape my tax evasion charges.

Sounds about right desu.

>>77953251
Diaz is the third choice right winger after Sanchez fell through lol

why the fuck are you at stamford bridge and not cobham, you douche?

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*wins the transfer window*

>>77953277
i'd go with 7/20, like arsenal's position at the end of the season

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>>77953258
Nice

>>77953288
sky sports got banned from training grounds after the purple dildo incident

>>77953206
What were they right about?
According to German papers/sites he legally cancelled his contract and consquently wasn't even supposed to show up at City training any more and the English press spun a fairy tail about strikes and being on the skive out of it.

>>77953178
Fallen out with my manager, moving to RiBer for 83m

>>77953299

griezmann was a coup ill give you that

>>77953200
This
I love Danny memewater but if they want to go then fuck off, gib monies

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>>77953305

>>77953178
I don't think river plate can afford to pay me more money after they buy me for 98 million pounds...

>>77953312
also the day aldous huxley and cs lewis died lads. gr8 bday

>>77953102
>I am De manager now

>>77953178
>More Moneys
>Sporing Club JUST
>56m

>>77953316
dont worry, kinder
they will be wrong tomorrow

>>77953312
Underage kids should be banned from taking sexualised photos, it only encourages /tv/

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What if PSG get relegated?

>>77953316
You can't legally cancel a youth scholarship, it's not how they work.

The reality is that dortmund tapped him up before this summer and they've had to invent something to avoid charges. Hence this on their side and homesickness on his

>>77953315
utd guy is at AON training complex

the chelsea guy kept saying 'I'm being told Drinkwater is hanging around outside cobham'
there's nothing he can tell us from SB

>>77953402
I'd be howling the rest of 2018

So Chelsea are buying Drinkwater for 35m
And Leicester are buying Adrien Silva for 15m

The fuck is Conte doing?

>>77953436
Packing his bags, one would assume.

>>77953178
>Escape Tax Evasion Charge
>Sevilla
>£57M

>>77953316
Yeah he legally cancelled his contract, that's why dortmund just paid city money for him

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>>77953170
a-atleast qtinho will stay r-right lads?

If a player that wants to leave doesn't get a transfer, what's stopping them from sabotaging their own team as revenge?

>>77953436
probably shouting at emenalo on the phone who is trying to geet these deals done

Why's no one looked at any players from Atelti this Transfer window when they're consistently in the CL semi's?

Why is Insigne still at Napoli?

Baffling desu

>>77953465
It will make them look far less attractive to other clubs.

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>>77952939
its not over yet
https://twitter.com/mattspiro/status/903356554015059968

>>77953312
Bulgeous

>>77953436
chelsea only have homegrown slots left

>>77953402
It's PSJay

for fuck sake just have some shock transfer please

>>77953465
gets a bad reputation which will put off other teams from signing them

>>77953178
Off to Boca for £20m lads. Want to experience new culture of piss and pigs heads being chucked about at the game.

>>77953465
sabotage is breach of professional contract

>>77953472
Atletico can't sign anyone, so why would they release anyone?

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>>77953431
>mbappe is really just an agent for Monaco and sends them down and goes home

>>77953485
1 hour left of hope.

DO NOT LET ME DOWN

>>77953484
which doesn't matter to sanchez since he just wants to play with poop again

Arsenal are idiots, especially for letting Sanchez believe he was sold

>>77953472
Atleti has a transfer ban, but even in other years i rarely see clubs going in for their midfielders and defenders, even though they have some really good ones.

>>77953494
DRINKEH TO CHELSEA

>>77953505
Money?

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where were you when liverpool made the signing of the summer?

>>77953472
it really makes me think how no PL club signed italian players really. Insigne, Bernadeschi, Belotti...
The likes of Arsenal could use someone like Insigne desu

any news on Sissoko?

>>77953465
Have you ever felt the pressure of thousands, if not millions of fans? Not to mention getting paid millions..

>>77953472
Coaches only rate Memes these days

what football related tabs you got open lads?

im listening to 5live + have sky sports transfer center open

>>77953465
>Forever damaging your reputation
>team you want to go to sees this and will be weary to bring you on
>career stalls for 2-3 and you have to go to tier 3 clubs to prove yourself

>>77953436
drinkwater is the superior player

>>77953402
that is sneaky as fuck

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>>77953520
>1 hour

More like a lifetime, la

>3 full transfer windows after the title win and Mahrez is still at Leicester

Really can't believe it 2bh

>>77953522
Doubtful, City went all-out because they know Sanchez will just go to a better team than City (yes they exist, customer) on a free unless City pay a truly ridiculous wage.

>>77953533
The same clubs will bite in the next transfer window.

>>77953494
Sanches to Swansea

kylian mbappe is on £320,000.00 per week. he is the same age you were when u got your a-level results.

>>77953539
Italian players generally flop in the PL, the last good ones I can think of were Di Canio and Zola.

>>77953490
Wrong

>>77953539
Oh well, guess I'll have to be the only one not suprised when Italy do well at the WC

mahrez is in paris

>4/1 odds on newcastle going down

printing money lads

>>77953577
He could have gone to Bayern this summer but he deliberately outpriced them

>>77953178
>To win trophies
>At a fucking LIVERPOOP
>40M

>>77953535
hahaha

>>77953539
Insigne would be way too expensive.

>>77952910
>number 7

Isn't that Dembele's vacated number? Why are Dortmund giving a random kid that no one in even England had heard of before today a first-team number?

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stream lads?

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>THE GUARDIAN NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT TO BE ABLE TO KEEP GIVING QUALITY JOURNALISM LIKE YOU DESERVE

>>77953494
Mahrez to man yoo 10.59

BALE WHEN

>>77953585
Balotelli had a decent run at City. At least he was entertaining

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>Davide Zappacosta began his medical with #Chelsea doctors at around 9pm UK time, with two hours to spare until the deadline.
>Big news - Danny Drinkwater has just arrived at the Cobham training complex ahead of @ChelseaFC medical.

>>77953535
With trans lads

>>77953586
>all but signed the italian defender
right

>>77953461
They paid money, because they didn't want to wait for FIFA to settle it. It's not like they don't have the money right now.

>>77953583
meh, he's only going to be able to earn that kind of money till he's 30 or so and his health will start to fail switfly after that, because no meds.
probably gonna die from a heart attack at 45

will zappacosta turn out to be the best deal of the window?

>>77953610
I hate the Graun but it is refreshing to see a journo admit this.

>>77953617
bakayoko medical took 3 weeks, so deal won't go through

>>77953583
>2 Fs in applied science
rather have the money to be honest

>>77953608
I guess Pulisic didn't want the 7, he'd have probably been next in line to get it.

Anyone watching the Premier League show with are Gabby?

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I'm gonna miss /trans/ lads

>be chelsea
>champions of england
>transfer targets: drinkwater, llorente, the ox, zappacosta, barkley

explain this

>>77953644
S-shut, I'ma buying my Zappacosta shirt

>>77953608
no one else wanted it

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE JANSSEN FROM POSHITTINO.

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>>77953178
>To win more trophies
>Tottenham

>/trans/ will die
why even live

>>77953672
He's unbelievably shit, i have no idea what he's doing on a football pitch. Championship tier at best.

>>77953655
>A*AAA and a 1st class degree from top 5 uni
>still NEET

don't worry brah, we're all in the same boat

>>77953662
we could always move to /lgbt/

>>77953681
SD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOF_ok8srzA

any dudes out there actually use the dickhole in their underwear? i haven't since i was like 7

>>77953663
they are just a loan farm now

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MAHREZ CONFIRMED TO NOWHERE

>Algeria FA have deleted their tweet and website article about Mahrez being released to sort out a transfer.

>>77953682
>1 hour until we have to go back to /epl/

fucks sake its awful

>>77953610
Everton offered this guy to swansea on loan in the Gylfi deal

so I know more than a journo

>>77953665
:v)

tell me about him

let him take nr 19 so we can have some awkward changes on shirts

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Hmm

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>>77953178
>joining Celtic to win the Ballon d'Or

Drinkeh for England

>>77953561
why?

>>77953392
Why is that place full of pedo cunts?

>>77953583
He'll have earned more by Monday than I've earned since I got my results.

>>77953703
I'll use your dickhole bby ;)))

>>77953681
you got a willy mate?

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>>77953663
here's why

This is so unbelievably dramatised and American-esque for the biggest signing being Drinkwater to Chelsea.

>>77953744
January window is better for that.

>>77953716
>dinny drankwater

>>77953710
>tell me about him
Poor man Alex Sandro

>>77953716
Jesus christ

>>77952910
Pep's ambition to bring in Sanchez shows that leaving the club as a good move by Sancho

>>77953608
He's the real deal

>>77953703
doesnt fit through lad ha ha

>>77953703
no its a meme the jews made us

s-so is it another hour (Brussels time) or 2 more hours (London time)?

>>77953716
funny way to spell premier league on that second one, I wouldn't trust it I've never heard of the bloke

benfica signs Odysseas Vlachodimos from Panathinaikos on a 2m euros deal - stays in Greece for an extra season on loan.

I heard something about an Ola John trade

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>>77953709
>>77953682
>>77953662

>>77953783
12 cest

>>77953783
one (1) hour

>>77953741

>champions of England
>no english players

What did Chelsea mean by this?

this deadline day has been shite

unless youre a swansea fan i guess

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Goodbye Rafa, I'm crying over you.

>>77953663
No lemar or van dick for you cunts

>>77953741
then keep solanke, chalobah and loftus cheek tbqh

Imagine if Leicester don't sell Drinkwater and tell Silva to fuck off despite him leaving Portugal for this

>>77953708
For fuck sake what a damp squib

Dubs and MASSIVE boom in 15 minutes

>>77953801
who gives a fuck about english wanks m8. bunch of overpriced primadonnas

>the city of mahrez
>>77953809
wtf are newcastle even doing

>>77953716
>Plays in the please watch my league

>>77953809

KEK

>newcastle haven't spent money in 12 years

>>77953817
i thought all squibs were damp. theyre in the fucking sea

>>77953809
Still better than spending 15 million British pounds on Borja.

How long does it take to complete a medical?

Benfica signed Gabigol lads
option to buy as well

>>77953867
about 2 hours

>>77953842
that's record signings leaf

>>77953816
>BREAKING: Danny Drinkwater has declined a move to Chelsea in favour of a move to Liverpool la

>>77953867
About 25 minutes. They don't need to do one if they don't want to.

>>77953759
>Poor man Alex Sandro
has he played lwb?

alonso keeps racking up bookings

GABAGOOL?

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>tfw >our most high profile transfers were a speedy Egyptian that just fucked up a win for Egypt and Da Ox

>>77953867
Half an hour

can barcelona buy players tomorrow
=

AC Milan are going live in a few min.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jr-x1MxYOA

>>77953840
>>77953786

Nice try, Conte

>>77953809
lads who the fuck is Keita? It can't be Seydou Keita he must be 40

>>77953873
Gabigol? Ova here!

>>77953911
yes

>>77953911
yes spanish window closes tomorrow

wouldn't surprise me if they pick up mahrez

>>77953920
the next aquilani la

>>77953708
What an absolute shambles.

>>77953873
>signed
>option to buy

so it's a loan m8..

>Ross Barkley REJECTS Chelsea move

The absolute fucking state of Snubsy this window.

>Barkley chose to stay at Everton

Is he fucking dumb? They won't even get top 8

>>77953809
just happy it's not torres anymore

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>£200mil warchest
>CB is a priority
>VVD has agreed to sign

how did it all go so fucking wrong la
>matip (good)
>lovren (shite)
>klavan (pure shite)
3 fucking center backs to compete in 4 competitions and only one is any good

ENOUGH
IS
ENOUGH
YANKS OUT NOW

COME ON WILFRIED BONY
SCORE SOME GOAL FOR SWANSEA

>>77953890

exactly. haven't broken own record.

>no ambition

Can't even work, help

>>77953836
m8 have you not paid attention to mike ashley before, he loves trying to spend no money at all and just about staying in the premier league

>>77953920
Naby keita signed from RB Leipzig

>Chelshit fans

>>77953911
Yes. Coming in for Sanchez, Mahrez, Lemar, Van Dijk and Coutinho first thing in the morning.

>>77953920
Energy drink Leswigs` best player.

Oh my christ Chelsea

>>77953953

Only Drinkwater is lazy enough to spend all his matches on the bench.

>>77953809
>Freddy Shepherd sanctions buys like Boumsong and Luque
>Becomes reluctant to spend money
>Buys Owen
>That transfer confirms he won't spend anything again
>Ashley buys the club
>Tries to use the business model of Arsenal with a club who aren't Arsenal and a manager that isn't Wenger
>Even Wenger can't pick up cheap buys who come good anymore
>Ashley still thinks it's viable

And to think he wanted to buy Tottenham and the City owners wanted Newcastle.

Tronco del tacchino del token Javi Martinez del Liverpool situazione?

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>/trans/ is almost over

I'm going to miss you lads.

Daily reminder that the teenage mutant nigger turtle left a club that has won 3 trophies in 4 years to join a club that has won a SINGLE milk cup in the last decade+

lmao what an utter mug

>>77953957
WE GO WILD WILD WILD

>>77953954
Realistically they might..

And that kids is why most Sky Sports News reporters do their reporting behind a closed gate on Deadline Day.

>By the way, another of Arsenal’s fringe players to depart today was Joel Campbell – off to Real Betis on loan for a second time. It is his sixth loan in as many years; he is now 25. Is this a way to be handling the careers of players who once held genuine promise? It’s becoming increasingly apparent that young prospects should be advised to pick their clubs very carefully.

What a shame for him.

>>77953895
Plays on the right.

>>77953953
>>77953954
CONTE ON SUICIDE WATCH.

>CHELSEA!!!! YEAAAAAH!

kek

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>>77953953
this is 2 much

>>77953867
There's different kinds, basic check, but then they have to do full fitness and mobility tests on a different day.

>>77953956
Just sign another attacking mid it'll be fine.

OI FUCK YOU MANE

>>77953991
Liverpool are on the up la'
#KloppEffect doesn't need trophies

>>77953956
Atleast Coutinho stay m8

CHELSEA

JUST

>According to Sky sources, Ross Barkley's move to Chelsea for around £30m was all on the table; the midfielder travelled to London and began his medical, but during the medical changed his mind

>He is expected to return to Everton.

Fucking keke

>rent boys

Who is hijacking the Barkley deal?

/arse/ desperation?

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Fuck you man

>comes to have a medical aafter everything is done
>leaves
wut

>>77953954
>They won't even get top 8
is that the biggest problem when koeman doesn't want him around

>>77953954
Will he even get a starting place with Everton?

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>>77953990
y-you too

>>77954024
Cackling

>Chelshit

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>Chelshit

it's time like these i wish there was an eternal chelsea thread

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>>77953992
>when you accidently listen to the quiet riot version

>>77953991
He doesn`t want to be at a small club his whole career.

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>>77953996
Never forget

ROSS BARKLEY DECIDED TO NOT SIGN FOR CHELSEA DURING THE MEDICAL

LMAO

>the absolute state of snubsea

>1h to deadline
>Marseille still needs at least 4 (four) 1st team players
Just fuck my season up

>>77954024
where is the official laugh at snubsea thread?

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>Ross Barkley

Alright lad fuck off then we don't want you anyway

Chelsea don't need Barkley, Drinkwater is better anyway

this is like getting rejected by a someone with downs syndrome

>Berkley

Barkley must have something else lined up. He's not going to be playing for Everton even if he stays.

>>77954069
I'm feeling kinda tired

think i'll go home now

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>dross barkley

absolute bottler cant even do a medical without choking

>apologizing for bad language
soft cunts

>>77954069
DURING? That's absolutely humiliating for Chelsea.

>during the medical changed his mind

lol, fucking what?
did they mention anal probing as a joke and he took it seriously then legged it or something?

>Rejecting a move because you changed your mind during the medical
What the fuck needs to happen in a medical for you to change your mind DURING one?

>>77954069
some fucking rent boy chelsea doc probably tried to finger his arse

>the ghost of diego costa scaring players away from Chelsea

The ultimate revenge

OH NO OH NO

WE DIDN'T GET OXALADE CHAMBERLAIN OR ROSS BARKLEY

WHAT EVER WILL WE DO

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CONTE SACKING WHEN?

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>Ross thinks he can do better at Everton

>>77953956
don't forget gomez

can in an emergency too

>>77954089
future england captain la

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>>77953920
A STORY OF TRUE LOVE
LA FINDS AWAY

>Bobby Robson tried to sign Shearer from Blackburn to Barcelona
>Wasn't available so they signed Ronaldo instead
Who knew?

>>77954048
>budweiser

jesus christ claude... might as well drink literally piss

get your shit together

>people are unironically laughing at Chelsea for not signing an injured Ross Barkley with a year left on his contract for £30 million
the state of you lot

>>77954069
where did that chelsea doctor touch you, Ross?

if there is a god, barkley will sign for spurs and >we will finally get revenge for the willian situation

>>77954097
https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/903365488411070464

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>>77954103
SEETHING

>Something is brewing at Chelsea which isn't nice
What did Alan Shearer mean by this? And is he right?

>CHELSHIT CUSTOMERS ACTING LIKE THEY DIDN'T WANT THE PLAYERS
>EVEN THOUGH CONTE DID

>>77954083
this is true.. not a high standard, but true

>>77954024
Lmao. He is actually retarded.

>>77954103
t. seething snubsea customer

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>mid-medical

>>77954075
Is Payet, Gomis and Steven Fletcher not enough to finish in a CL spot in Ligue un

MID MEDICAL
I
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M
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D
I
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A
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Need my mate at Sky Sports to send me more photos of Hayley eating desu

>>77953178
>Fell out with manager
>Go to Chelsea for £86 million

Bretty gud tßh

>>77954138
>What did Alan Shearer mean by this?
Who the fuck cares about Alan Shearer's opinion?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jr-x1MxYOA
is HABBENING

>>77954024
Doctor left his hand on too long

I can just imagine Barkley on the treadmill and turns to one of the Chelsea officials and says "I don't quite fancy this tbqh"

>>77954136
>>77954151
AHAHAHA

Le funny /sp/ memes

Le funny customer

HAHHAHA go back to re ddit you insufferable bores

>>77954103
Haha imagine missing out on those dogshit quota filling targets
Embarrassing