/trans/ - The Luso Jew Final Boss Of Football Edition

saved

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNITQR4Uso

Spurs win

bit early

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lukaCOUP

UNITED JUST MADE A BID OF £110M FOR BALE

Vvd and lemar now or i will live stream my suicide.

>>77949082

HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE

>>77949082
and 200m for ronaldo too right

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>no rumours
>no sky sports link

>>77949082
>110m
>in 2017
Yeah nah

>>77949111
kek
whats this about?

>k-keep me posted

you're given £500m to win the premier league, starting with nothing. who do you buy? need at least 11 starters and 5 subs

values based on their most recent transfer (if less than a year old) and https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/

>>77949111
creepy mexican midget desu

>>77949151
man city

>Its being reported that thomas lemar doesnt want to go to arsenal and instead wants to go to
Wait for it
>liverpool
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING ARSENAL

>>77949111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOF_ok8srzA

>>77949156
>futuristic BLACKED episode

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>>77949156
>men in their 30's will be going to Toys r Us at midnight tonight to look at Star Wars toys in hope they can figure out the plot of the new Star Wars film and also buy toys because theyre man children

JANSSEN NEEDS TO LEAVE, IF HE DOESN'T I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO CRY.

>>77949156

>that'll be 500 bethesda points please

>>77949177
Arsenal's only saving grace all that time was that they offered consistent CL football. Now that that's over, they're going to be a joke for quite some time.

>>77949151
I buy about 8 Poobags and play some fans in the other positions.

>>77949151
Zinedine Zidane and 10 planks of wood

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>Brighton's only signing is a fuccboi

dubs and Van Dijk signs for Liverpool

>>77949230
Was he not decent a couple of seasons ago

>>77949065
I know, but I had to go eat my dinner, and couldn't wait

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Is there a worse feeling than that deflating emptiness after a lame transfer window?

>>77949240
dubs and he never will

>>77949230
They're calling him a defender lmaaooooooooo

>>77949151
Aaron Mooy and 10 planks of wood

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> "I don't want to play for a Europa League club" - Lemar on Arsenal

>>77949240
dubs and Sakho's money goes on top of the existing VVD transfer fee and gets Southampton to sell him to us

>>77949252
dubs and Chelsea get snubbed one last time

does sakho live in liverpool or closer to london?

>>77949248
being an arsenal fan

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Lemar deal looks "dead" (again). Am told #afc offered £75m + £17m in add-ons. Lemar did not want to play for a Europa League club (ouch).

Where did the liverpoo fans go? You faggots were so hyped yesterday, what happened?

>outs
>Chelsea - 41

Didn't really follow Sakho. What's wrong with him?

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>>77949289
>Lemar did not want to play for a Europa League club (ouch).

why is Kirsty so hot?

>>77949151
Manuel Neuer, Sergio Ramos, Ronaldo, Neymar, Suarez Modric and some literally whos for the rest

>>77949240
Dubs and Van Dijk signs for City of Liverpool FC

>twitter says BBCSport tweeted new stuff
>update it anxiously
>tennis shit
fuck off

>>77949298
he's french and he is black.

Trips and Leipzig buy Müllel

>>77949298
Had a disagreement with Klopp like two years back and never played again.

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>>77949230
we offer Bryan Ruiz too

unless he COMES, TO BESIKTAS first

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>>77949293
Mein Gott it's true...

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>>77949322
my man

>>77949151
the entire squad of leicester

>>77949338
he made a joke at Klopps expense. Klopp screeched autistically

>>77949289
good excuse

>>77949111
>on the next episode of Twin Peaks

>Arsenal in the Europa League
>Can't sign a guy from Fame Academy

>Manure in the Europa League
>Able to sign Zlatan, Mkhitaryan, Bailly and Pogba

Wenger is a fucking clown and the only people who haven't noticed are him and the Arsenal board.

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don't forget, it's this weekend

>>77949353
The joke was not turning up to training for the American tour.

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>Arsenal have been interested in Thomas Lemar throughout the summer and made their latest bid today despite the price going up significantly compared to what they thought would secure the transfer earlier in the window.

>The offer of just over £92million was accepted by Monaco. However, Lemar expressed concerns that he hadn't had enough time to consider such a big move.

>There was also the issue of logistics because Lemar started France's World Cup qualifier against Holland in Paris this evening, making the possibility of a medical and discussion of personal terms very difficult.


WENGEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>77949289
>ouch

>>77949358
if ive learned anything from Arse, im sure the deal was £95m for Monaco and £70k/week for Lemar

>>77949391
>Lemar expressed concerns that he hadn't had enough time to consider such a big move

ummm no sweetie. he rejected yous because he doesn't want to play for a dying club in europe

Se queda

>>77949151
1.Dioudis
2.Rafinha
3.Amavi
4.Fonte
5.Shawcross
6.Renato Sanches
7.Draxler
8.Krychowiak
9.Darren Fletcher
10.Sturridge
11.Will Keane
12.Fosu Mensah
13.Sanabria
14.Sakho
15.Delph
16.Allen

Buy ice cream with the rest.

>>77949388
lol no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx-j2Bl2Asw
>that passive aggressive Klopp

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>>77949358
>>Can't sign a guy from Fame Academy

>>77949230
I don't think you understand the term 'fuccboi', lad. If anything, he's like a 2002 numetal throwback.

>>77949391
Absolute STATE of Arselel

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>SKY SOURCES: ARSENAL MOVE FOR THOMAS LEMAR IS OFF

>>77949385
It's going to be great!

>>77949391
like he hasn't thought about it all summer
he didn't want to go to farsenal simple as

>>77949407
Arsenal pay some of the highest wages in the world.

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(Hol' up lil' bitch, hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Sit down, hol' up, lil' bitch)
Be humble (bitch)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) bitch, sit down
Lil' bitch (hol' up, lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up) be humble
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) sit down
(Hol' up lil' bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, sit down, lil' bitch)
(Sit down, lil' bitch, be humble)
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, lil' bitch) bitch, sit down
(Hol' up, bitch) be humble
(Hol' up, bitch) sit down
(Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up).

>>77949151
>De Gea - 36m
>Clyne - 18.9m
>Vertonghen - 25.2m
>Van Dijk- 27m
>Alonso - 22.5m
>Can - 13.5m
>Kante - 45m
>Alli - 40.5m
>Mane - 36m
>Sanchez - 58.5m
>Aguero - 58.5m

subs:
>Forster - 13.5m
>Otamendi - 27m
>Wijnaldum - 25.2m
>Rashford - 16.2m
>Cedric - 13.5m

Total: 476.5m
used market prices

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77949391
>Arsenal are delighted, however, that Alexis Sanchez is staying at the club.

>Arsenal's position was always that they would only sell the Chilean IF they could sign a high-calibre replacement.

>They say they are pleased with their summer business, while the fact they have walked away from accepting £60m for a player who could walk away from the Emirates next summer for free underlines how determined they are to mount a title challenge this season.

>determined they are to mount a title challenge this season.
>mount a title challenge this season
>Arsenal

@JimWhite
They stay! Sources telling us Alexis Sanchez stays @Arsenal while Virgil Van Dijk stays @SouthamptonFC!

fuck off jim white, outed as a nonce when?

>>77949477
Arse's highest earner, Ozil, is on £140k a week

>>77949483
Terrible post

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"On Thomas Lemar. Player decided against move to #AFC. Lacazette, Koscielny and Giroux went to his bedroom to convince him (all with France)"

>the absolute state of the pitch in Switzerland

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What a horrendous deadline day.

fucking hell, not even Mahrez has signed yet.

>>77949413
>>77949391
I bet he actually accepted the offer, but Arsenal didn't really want to spend 100m euros on a player, and were just pretending to be willing to spend big to save face.

>Drinkwater for Andre Silva
Chelsea getting mugged desu

There is no Free Will, only Jorge's Law.

>>77949487
probably should've lowered the budget if using trans markt since they're usually a lot lower than real transfers

just smacked my mum in the face for not having my dinner ready in time
fat fucking slag deserved it

>>77949545
Delete this disgusting shit. There's thicc and there's just nubs of cream cheese anon!

>>77949483
>afro american """""music"""""

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>>77949053
my nigga

>>77949586
BAsed

>>77949582
our game begun so I didn't have time to check transfers

>>77949586
go sit in you little box room and think about what you've done

>>77949618
nah man fair game to you, that squad would walk the league

>>77949586
Worldstar

>sign keita this window
>fans think it has been at least an average window
>temporarily forget about not signing anyone else
>profit

>next window keita actually signs
>FSG play it off like a new transfer
>still wont buy anyone else or address CB issues
>profit

unironically this will happen

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DEADLINE DAY SAVED

Have Arsenal sold Sanches yet?

I fucking hate /trans/ lads

>>77949686
Woah

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>We're unironically selling Drinkwater and getting Silva

>De Gea - 36m 60M
>Clyne - 18.9m 50M
>Vertonghen - 25.2m 35M
>Van Dijk- 27m 75M
>Alonso - 22.5m 40M
>Can - 13.5m 25M
>Kante - 45m 60M
>Alli - 40.5m 80M
>Mane - 36m 65M
>Sanchez - 58.5m 75M
>Aguero - 58.5m 80M

subs:
>Forster - 13.5m 8M
>Otamendi - 27m 15M
>Wijnaldum - 25.2m 30M
>Rashford - 16.2m 180M
>Cedric - 13.5m 10M

Total: 476.5m REAL TOTAL: 888M
used market prices USED 2017 PRICES

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Is there a shitter team in the transfer window than Arsenal? The Renford Rejects were better ran than they are.

>>77949688
Not happening this summer, ask again later anoninho

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>>77949230
the only thing I've recalled about him is his equalizer for inter in Milan derby yrs ago. iirc at that time this fantastic dude is the coach for us.

>>77949686
Why did they post a pic of Kante

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>>77949691

>>77949703
Which Silva are you talking about?

>>77949686
Good for him. Koeman hates him for some reason

>>77949558
>Andre

>>77949599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
>norwegian """""music"""""

>Sanchez staying
>VVD staying
>Coutinho staying
>Mahrez staying
Sky must be seething, no-one will watch their show now that their memes are dead.

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Playing 8Dπ3 chess

>>77949686
If de Boer can get what Marco Silva got out of him last season, they've got a great signing.

Didn't Coutinho put in a transfer request though?

>http://nexit.fun/

why does this shit stream keep buffering?

>>77949558
I'm sure as well you guys aren't getting Andre Silva. Adrien?

>>77949768
Well yeah this was unironically meant to be a comedy sketch, and then mongoloid Americans, Asians and Europeans alike thought it sounded great and decided to make it viral

>>77949734
Adrien Silva from Sporting Lisbon

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>>77949686
*becomes africa allstars*
*wins eplel*

WE SCORED LADS ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT?

>>77949794
>12/08/2017
Time machine confirmed!

I really dislike Greizmanns celebration

>>77949780
>de pooer
>getting anything out of anyone

>>77949880
hence
>if

>>77949837
probabaly not but i hope you do, fuck sweden

>>77949837

I believe in you Bulgaria!

Anyone got a stream? The cricfree one has no sound

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>GIBRALTARIAN GOALKEEPING

>Brentford's Jota to Birmingham
how does 'arry fackin' doin it

>>77949864
In an age of spazzy celebrations, his somehow manages to be particularly bad.

It's like eveyone forgets what actually happens on deadline day. Every time for the last few years they talk about loads of big moves that don't end up happening.

>>77949930
he must be a dual-nationality englishman

>>77949939
>£6million new transfer record
the state of small heath

City waving a tempting stack of cash under Arsenals nose, they would be stupid not to sell

>>77949939
Watch arry sell him to Spurs for 30 million next summer

HA sweden missed a penalty

>>77949930
Are you secretly trying to boast about beating Gibraltar?

Reee signings when

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>>77950000

>Watford have also signed 26-year-old Mali defender Molla Wague on a season-long loan from Udinese.
wasn't he fucking rubbish at leicester

>>77950000
haha mate :)xx

>>77949970
yes and every now and again that one big move actually happen, thats why its exciting

>>77950044

i can't tell all these fucking Africans apart

>>77950024
Let's make a thread for the #APACF at 23h

>>77950057
u ok hun? xx

>>77950044
>wasn't he fucking rubbish at leicester

He played 1 game. It was against Millwall. We lost and Ranieri got sacked soon after

https://twitter.com/GuillemBalague/status/903328258065915906

>On Thomas Lemar. Player decided against move to #AFC. Lacazette, Koscielny and Giroux went to his bedroom to convince him (all with France)

What the fuck lel

what did we learn?
you can't make a sensational super sneaky transfer on deadline day while every player is away with the national team

>>77950103
>Giroux

All of them?

>>77950103
they probably told him to run

>>77950103
now this is a real snubbing, it gets overused but this fits the bill

>>77950103
Were they convincing him to come or to stay the fuck away from that sinking ship?

>>77950103
howling

>SSN talking about a fucking tweet because there's nothing happening today

>>77950044
He was injured pretty much the whole time.

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ANNOUNCE ADRIEN SILVA
FUCK OFF CHOKEWATER

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>>77949982
my club managed to sell one of their youth players for 5 million euros which is their biggest sale ever.

customers like you have no clue how harsh the world outside the first league is.

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>>77950103

Gibraltar is Spain

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>>77949151
Took only transfers which happened this window because I'm too lazy to go further back

>Steve Mandanda 2.7
>Benoit Costil free
>Leonardo Bonucci 37.8
>Niklas Süle 18
>Bruno Peres 11.25
>Ömer Toprak 10.8
>Sead Kolasinac free
>Nemanja Matic 40.23
>Correntin Tolisso 37.35
>Blaise Matuidi 18
>Lucas Biglia 15.3
>Neymar 199.8
>Alvaro Morata 47.7
>Mohamed Salah 37.8
>Juan Cuadrado 18
>Wayne Rooney free

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>Chelsea are out of contention to sign Fernando Llorente. They had been close for weeks but no offer was accepted. Tottenham came in and had an offer accepted today.

>The 32-year-old Spaniard underwent a medical with Spurs and the deal is progressing. It will go through if and when Swansea sign a replacement - Wilfred Bony.

GOOD GOY, ROMAN

>>77950201
take that back

>>77950201
Quebec is France

how do you like it

>>77950174
>customers like you have no clue how harsh the world outside the first league is.
i support villa mate think i do

Canada is India

>>77950154
>sinking

>the absolute state of the dutch national team

WHAT A SHIT DEADLINE

is it dead for the years to come?

Any news on the Javi Martinez transfer?

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>>77950221
>mfw Chelsea sign Bony

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>its 2017 and people still disagree that pork is the best sunday roast

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RIP
Lady Diana

Just a quick heads up, Red Bull Salzburg made another GOAT transfer and got french U20 captain centerback Jerome Onguene on a loan with a buying option. Watch him stay there for 1 or 2 seasons and get a big money move, GOATing it up at RBL or some pl club.

Really gotta give credit to RBS for such transfers, just look at the likes of Mané right now.

>>77950217
>mandada
why?
he was shit at palace

Penaldo tsuuuuu

>BREAKING NEWS
>Everton si-

DON'T FUCKING CARE

>>77950295
Burn the coal, pay the toll.

>>77950285
god i would love to have a go on kelly osbourne

>>77950299
Still lost against >us on Sunday.

>>77950289
chicken is a million times better than pork.

>>77950289
its chicken m8

>>77950345
>supporting Sturm Graz
must be suffering la'

>>77950295
is the story about her giving the driver head while it happend true?
watched too many documentaries about her.

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Really gets the neurons accelerating

>>77950289
For a sunday roast? you're avin a laff m80. Beef is the only acceptable answer

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>>77949837
>>77950000

>>77950217
Semedo for the right back? Also, Conti, Cancelo, Zappacosta...

>>77950349

found the paki

>>77950103

Pathetic desu. No wonder Lemar said no. Reeks of desperation.

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Arsenal shitshow is really hiding just how embarassing Chelsea's transfer window has been.

Imagine losing out on >The Ox and Llorente and then struggling to sign fucking Drinkwater. Literally no one even knows of the Italian fullback they brought.

What Championship team should I start an FM career with?

>no one tried to sign Vardy or Schmeichel
why though?

>>77950410
t.tyrone rodriguez

>>77950300
More expensive goalkeepers are shit as well. Seems like no good gk changed clubs this season

>>77950401
Yeah that would make the team better. Milan did quite well getting value for relatively small prices (Biglia, Bonucci, Conti)

>>77950420
Millwall or Bolton la

>>77950435
is that skrtelpower?

>>77950372
Yes

Barkley turns down Chelsea haha!

Has this been the worst deadline day ever? Literally nothing happened

>>77950420
wednesday

>>77950289
It's up there, but lamb is best if done well.

>>77950420

Sheffield Wednesday. Great squad and lots of money, but Carlos Carvalhal is fucking it up in real life

still no tinder matches lads

>>77950419
Anon, how many times are you going to post this cow?

All these big moves going quiet is just a smokescreen right? There'll be surprise signings before 11.

>>77950410
No jamal, I love a bacon sandwich, but chicken is much better in general.

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>>77950478
hhahaahahahahahahah

>>77950440
Vardy is getting pretty old for a pace merchant.

>>77950396
lmao

we suck

>>77950493
lamb can fuck off
1. chicken
2. pork
...
5. beef
6. turkey
...
50+. the rest

>>77950513
>not paying for pro

>>77950420
villa

>>77950513
Start with the ugly chicks if you have to. Good conversation fodder and you can tell what pick up lines work

>>77950396
>the city of (you)

>>77950420
Wolves

>>77950513
doesnt work if you're ugly

>>77950435

Di would have been hot without the terrible 80s hair

>>77950376

>Jamal Blackman

Heh.

>>77950420
swansea

>>77950513
Rules 1 & 2 lad

>>77950552
r-refball

>>77950513
Like everything. That's what I do. You can curate your matches to weed out the shit later.

>>77950513

Tinder has been shit since you had to pay to win. Now it is broken as fuck.

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Everton just signed Nikola Vlaišić. The biggest Croatian talent since Modrić for 9m euros.

you heard it here first, the bargain of the season

>>77950513

Just keep telling yourself the app is broke it helps with the pain bro.

Cashpoint Altach just signed Cameroons U21 team captain, a midfielder called Samuel Yves Oum Gouet.

Watch him GOAT it up in the >austrian league and go to some midtable german club in two seasons.
https://twitter.com/SCRAltach/status/903331242388717568/photo/1

>>77950605
you "pop up" less for others if you swipe right on everything meaning less chance of getting a match

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>>77950370
Life already is suffering

Is Dragovic shit now?

>>77950420
arsenal

>>77950513
gf to me looking like a deal is close to being done

>>77950679
Fuck.

>>77950611

lol people pay real money to swipe away pictures of fat chicks?

>>77950440
United were interested in Schmeichel if >de gay left but since he's staying, they have no reason to replace him
City just bought Ederson since Poop likes meme goalkeepers.
Wenger trusts Cech so Arsenal weren't interested.
Klopp trusts Karius and Mignolet so Liverpool weren't interested.
Spurs have Lloris.
Chelsea have Courtois.
Bayern have Neuer.
Real Madrid wanted >de gay but since they're not getting him they decided to stick with the guy that won them two Champions Leagues.
Barcelona and PSG seem to be busy buying players in every other position other than goalkeeper.
Juventus just bought Szczesny since he impressed them during his loan spell in Serie A.

Everyone other club would be a downgrade for Schmeichel.

kek, witsel got sent off against gibraltar

>>77950603
creepy

>>77950699
Switch to the setting where you only show up on people you swiped like on

>>77950696
he was never good in the first place.

netherlands are shite

>get matches on tinder, message dumb pick up lines or just funny off the wall shit when im drunk. manage to get 3 different numbers and set up a date for next week.

>wake up sober.
>anxiety is going crazy
>delete and block all the numbers
>22 year old virgin


how pathetic am i lads?

>>77950710
Where's the thread for the match. It deserves one tbqh

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>>77950696
>now

>Qtinho
>Barcelona
>The S*n
ABLs on suicide watch;

Wish Sky would stop talking about Spurs as if they're a big club.

Portsmouth have unironically won more than fucking Spurs have recently

>>77949111
>He gets in. Then gets out

I don't understand. You get in and sniff all you can until you get kicked out of the pooper

>>77950739
I'm 29 and have only fucked 1 prostitute. You ain't that pathetic yet, but you will be.

this deadline day is caca

>>77950802
the spanish soldado

>>77950802
good shop

>>77950603
>dived

>>77950776
>Spurs
>Not a big club
Getting into the top 3 of the best league in the world makes you a big club.

having sex is easy la'

>>77950739

just swallow your pride and put on an act. girls are stupid.

sex is overrated

>>77950824
how was it?

>>77950802
andre silva?

What's this "sex" thing?

>6-0 at half time

memetinez going HAM

>Leicester are close to completing a £15m deal for Sporting Lisbon midfielder Adrien Silva, Sky Sports News understands.

>>77950884
ok but she barely made a peep. I have a near 7 inch dick and I'm /fit/ and decent looking. Being half drunk probably didn't help.

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>>77950103
>Lacazette, Koscielny and Giroux went to his bedroom to convince him

>Spurs
Llorente soon confirmed
Failed attempt to sign Lucas Moura after a work permit was not granted
Barkley unlikely
Gomes likely

>>77950739
>start a great converstation with a girl while drunk
>everything is going towards actually hooking up
>fap to her pictures
>get sober and wait for anxiety to kick in and abandon the converstation

story of my life. i have no idea how to get a girl on tinder it's just to awkward to me.
While in face to face situations i have no problems

>>77950915
Is he good? Might be a replacement for Drinkwater

>girl ask you to give her a ride after class
>ask her how'll she return the favor
>she didnt respond

>>77950906
More delicia than macaco

>>77950739

What do you have to lose by meeting them? I am an aspie but I have had a few dates, the more you go on the easier it gets. Ask yourself: Why am I nervous?

You're nervous because you have something to gain and something to lose, a 3% chance at a gf is better than 0%.

>>77950915
No way he's only £15m.

>>77950915
world class for me in FM 2008 desu

>>77950906
Don't know, man.

>Sky Sports News understands Leicester will only complete the Adrien Silva deal, IF Danny Drinkwater leaves for Chelsea before tonight's 11pm deadline.

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>>77950975
smooth la

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Apologise.

How stupid am I for refusing to fuck random sluts and actually care for character traits?

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*qualifies for CL next season*

And this is the team without Coleman or Bolasie who will surely come back in the latter half of the season. Also assuming Memerallas gets sold.

>>77951030
>Williams

Little bit embarrassing for Mahrez. No club seems to want him.

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>Sell Drinkwater for £45m
>Buy Adrien Silva for £15m

>Chelshit

we're winning 2-2 against the mighty bulgaria lads see you in the world cup

>Ox snubbed Chelsea and took lower wages because he wanted to play in central midfield
>Chelsea are desperately trying to buy a central midfielder
Is he stupid?

Spurs unironically have the best defense in the league

>it's a Newcastle sign literally nobody all window again episode
Rafas leaving, we're getting relegated again lads
Fat Mike pls go forever

>>77951021
2 of which were offside.

>>77951069
Every point for us against Sweden, France and Netherlands is one more than I expected.

Imagine if Mbappe is irredeemably shit at PSG. Do they not sign him?

>>77951021
Still dumb to not call Nainggolan.

fookin hate women

>>77951068
lol, Leicester fans at twitter telling Drinkpiss to fuck off.
Chelsea getting cucked big time

>>77951092
small country mentality

>>77951030
meant batshuayi not bakayoko

mixing up my black footy lads

>>77951077
for the second seasono in a row

>>77950913
How is azzar doing?

>>77950802
GAZUMPED

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whats he up to these days?

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This is UNIRONICALLY the most bland, most boring deadline day ever. I'd even dare to argue it's one of the worst transfer windows. Arsenal just got ravaged by its own incompetence again, PSG buys everything that can nudge a ball, ...

>>77951123
if not double digits, they're still a meme team.

LEVY'D

>>77951152

>he isn't a West Brom fan

>>77951152
Just wait until Barcelona buys Coutinho la
It's happening la

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>>77951030
The state of blue noses

>>77951024
You're not, random sluts are nothing and you should forget about them. What could you gain by fucking them? Self confidence? That's some bullshit if I've ever heard it. Random sluts just want attention and you shouldnt give it to them. If your self confidence is built by fucking random sluts than be my guest but you won't feel fulfilled and you won't know until you fuck a girl you (really) care for

>>77951152
>city missing out on sanchez because arsenal are too inept to sign a replacement

fuck sake

>>77951152
>worst deadline day ever
fair point
>worst transfer widows
i disagree
the overvalue of players, neymar, lukaku, griezmann, coutinho, vvd

>Belgium v Gibraltar
>Half Time
>D Ibrahim (15 og),T Meunier (18),R Lukaku (21, 38),A Witsel (27, red card 40),E Hazard (45)

witsel is so cute

I'd really like to see Chelsea spunk £500M on Stinkwater. Is it going to happen?

SOUTHGATE ON 5 LIVE CONFIRMING HART IS STILL HIS NUMBER 1 GOALKEEPER

>>77951212
well they'll sign him for free next summer
>>77951200
I know but I'm bored of wanking, however the moment they say some dumb shit I lose all interest. To be fair I just want a good wife, who cares about me.

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>>77951214
I respect your opinion re: the transfer window. My argument is that it's just an extension of something we already know, the fact that footballers are now "worth" crazy money. That's something we knew since Pogba. It'll just increase exponentially to the point that FSG or whoever doesn't have oil money will need to use a different sports team as collateral just to sign Van Dijk's left leg.

>>77951282
How does he do it? Does he have some dirt on FA higherups? He's clearly finished.

>>77951233
>A Witsel (27, red card 40)
Absolute state of Witsel.

>select all windows
Fucking ABL captcha

>>77951292
City's season will be fucked up by them missing 1000s of sitters, Sanchez this season would have been vital

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>>77951262
Yes. Fuck Drinkwater, mardy tosser.