/trans/ - Best Front 2 In Football Edition

>>96

>Burnley sign Nakhi Wells from fellow Premier League club Huddersfield
>Swansea City complete loan deal for Bayern’s Renato Sanches

>>77944159
Would give her the BBC

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remember when he refused to do the Cardiff chant?

lol

What's the link to the stream?

>Angel Di Maria's odds to join Tottenham Hotspur before transfer deadline have shortened from 14/1 to just 5/2 in the last hour. #COYS

Is FIFA17 finally happening?

SSN stream + rumours

http://nexit.fun/

COUTINHO AND MAHREZ TO BARCA WHEN????

Fucking hell, Sanchez move to Man City already

Wonga needs to be punished for his years of pure arrogance and contempt

>>77944195
nexit.fun

or

squanch.live/2017/08/31/sky-sports-news-hd/

Chelsea on utter suicide watch and literally buying whoever they can get their hands on

>>77944183
That's SkySports you illiterate Pikey

Why don't teams resign players?

It's obvious Alexis would be a good alternative to Coutinho for Barca and would fill the gap Neymar left perfectly

>Donyell Malen has left Arsenal to join PSV Eindhoven in a permanent move for an undisclosed fee. Malen made 67 appearances for the academy but did not play for the first team.
>wonga

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Imagine being a Chelsea customer this window la

>>77944215
>Italian Cafu
>literally who

Educate yourself lad

>>77944222
>implying Barca have a board that knows what it's doing

>>77944222
he wants like 400k in wages

+ they want coutinho for midfield

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Wonder what he's waiting for. How quickly could Musa pop back over from Nigeria?

>>77944197
Please be true

>>77944229
The only club doing worse than Chelsea is Arsenal.
At least Chelsea are panic buying. Arsenal needs to panic buy but aren't.

>>77944222
Sanchez has insane wage demands for anyone other than city

Catalyst for change? Catalyst for BULLSHIT!

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>the state of Arse

Zappacosta translates to English as "Panic Buy"

>>77944244
Watford have spent more P than us Blud!

>>77944222
Coutinho is for the midfield surely? Barcelona aren't just signing Paulinho for midfield, are they?

>>77944234
this

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First for Cara

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>tfw your team is doing fucking nothing on the last day

we've actually got a superstar in our team rn

like wtf lol

>>77944267
He's all they need for MF desu

FRIENDZONED

>>77944275
no lad siggy left didn#t you hear?

>>77944275
I have nursed a semi all day. I hope >we play Bony and Tammy together

>>77944262
Fleetwood Mac play better music than us!

>>77944269
Hnnnnggg

>>77944242
>>77944229
Chelsea are actually doing the same they did in the past years, except for the 2015-16 summer.
If they sign Zappacosta and someone else, it will be the first time the team bought more players than they sold since 2013-14.

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> still no big move from a relevant name has gone through
> only memes like Aurier and Llorente so far

When is this shit supposed to start? Im bored.

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>>77944269

>>77944275
Sanches is shit. It's not like he lit the world up for years then had one bad season. He had a few good games at the Euros then looked horrendous at Bayern. A relegation team like Swansea is probably his level.

>>77944298
fucking ugly bitch. you are ruining the fat aass meme, anon

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>>77944269

>>77944275
Ur just developing him for Utd desu

>>77944298
9pm is when the real panic starts

>>77944269
This poor creature. Stuck making shitty movies, swallowing black dick, or wandering around aimlessly on stage for a living. Plumbing the depths of meaninglessness.

>>77944259
more like shoe coast

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>>77944298
Threw up a bit desu

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Lets try it again

>>77944257

>Sweet surrender, oh what a night!

>>77944269
She's genuinely ugly

Why are you people obsessed with her ?

>>77944239
It seems the most famous "Run, Musa, run" is coming back lel

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We'll know how little news Sky Sports are expecting by how low-cut/tight Hayley McQueen and Kirsty Gallagher's dresses are as the day goes on.

>>77944317
i wish i was doing all of those things

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>tfw spent the afternoon at the pool and now it's back to /trans/posting

>>77944224
Why is Arsenal in such shambles?

>>77944269
/brit/ pls go

>>77944303
>tfw 22 and that's almost my hairline

just heard about renato to swansea lads. mad

he'll improve his english i guess

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Is Sanchez to City real???

>>77944269
2nd for Cara, what went wrong?

>>77944317
she isnt blacked

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Yet to make an appearance today.

>>77944345
swansea is a welsh club they speak welsh not english

>>77944298
Why are you keep posting this baboon?

>>77944330
look at that body m8

>>77944259
Clubs have a shortlist of players to buy and, as they get rejected, they move down the list. They don't just panic and say, 'oh, we'll buy this guy now!' They have lots of people working on transfers and they have it well planned out.

>>77944197
>di maria

fuck off he's wank

>>77944159
can someone tell me more about that boobie monster? has anyone seen her play last season?

>>77944325

>being played out of position
>Spartak Moscow (;_;)
>100 m

>>77944333
Wew she's getting a bit thicc now isnt she

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>Wenger in Paris

>>77944349
probably wolfing down some crisps as we post

Can I get an update on the Javi Martinez to Arsenal situation?
>>77944334
Why not just cut to the chase and get a lobotomy.

>>77944292
Will Abraham be starting at all you reckon?

>>77944325
Im joining Besiktas to win Trophies (???) for 62mil la.

>Chile players applauded Alexis Sanchez as he informed them about his transfer to Manchester City. [@latercera]

LEL

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>>77944341
You can pull it off with the right haircut

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>>77944325
Win the Ballon d'Or with Barca, £75M
>pic not related

>>77944360
no lad the club that have won the league twice in the last 3 years actually have no clue what they're doing and are just bidding on random players LOL

>>77944325
76m to Porto cause fans don't love me.
I'm going to be sold to qatar in a year for 500m prbly

>>77944356
>this is a 10/10 in the you ass ayy

>>77944222
Spurs used to do it all the time

Keane, Defoe, Chimbonda and Crouch

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Saboteurs will be executed

>>77944372
>Why not just cut to the chase and get a lobotomy.
may end up supporting arsenal

>>77944365
>>77944374
>>77944381
>>77944384
*doxxes you*

>>77944368
>draxler rumours increase
probably just gone shopping though

>>77944335
Kroenke. Stan. OUT.
>afternoon at the pool
mate its raining outside

>>77944325
>to win trophies
>joining chelsea

>>77944366
Jonny Douglas is plying her full of his potato seed

>>77944325
>83m to Sevilla, for money

Nonsensical

>>77944383
So you agree with me then and you just think what i'm saying is obvious?

>>77944353
not many welsh playing at swansea though

>>77944380
literally my cut desu, will go buzzed by 25 im thinking

>>77944371
STOP bullying Hayley.

>>77944349
Fat stretch marked disgrace

>>77944325
>Joining my favorite team Tottenham on free transfer
This is more realistic than the last pic.

>>77944346
>what went wrong?
Same thing that happened to your country

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>100m for Lemar

Just end it

>>77944389
Lmao you're alright

>>77944404
nah i was highlighting how stupid some people are that think it would be a panic buy

same people that thought david luiz would be a catastrophe of course

>>77944349

Yet to leave the canteen. Also best girl

>>77944325
>chance to join my favourite club
>BVB
>58m

>Wenger: My phone is red hot
From managers all over the country picking over the remains of his squad no doubt.

>>77944352
>I hate city that much I don't even like looking at the sky
My poor sides

>>77944325

>>77944410
say that to my face and see what happens

>>77944325
>favourite club
>Ajax
>£93 million

On judgement day I'm gonna wear an Arsenal shirt so God knows I've already been through Hell

>>77944298
I love fat asses but there's a point where it becomes too much

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underrated milf

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>>77944352
>you will never be paid to make up bullshit articles
>you will never create a long running celebrity-lookalike dwarf sex scandal series with the aid of your sweet photoshop skills

Why even live.

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>>77944448

>>77944390
>*doxxes you*
>implying I have an online footprint

Nice try, GCHQ

>>77944385
who said 10/10?

>>77944325
>fans dont like me
>Liverpool
>98m

Im coming home la's

>>77944325
Wanna win the Ballon d'or so I'm joining barca.
I knew I shouldn't have quit football

>>77944448
cringe desu

>>77944298
Hype around rumors of Moussa Dembele to Spurs and instead get Llorente

>>77944352
The absolute state of British journalism

>>77944325
Fallen out with Manager. I'm joining Boca for 66 million

>>77944456
Pink ILOVEBBC

Weird one, but I'll take it

CAN UNITED SIGN SOMEONE FOR FUCK SAKE
FUCK ARSE

>>77944323
*hoe caost
But "zappare" in italian can also be translated as "missing the ball and kicking the ground" and, by extension and more rarely, kicking the ball in an awful way.

>>77944456
White 12345

Siege of Boston won the 320 race

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>>77944448
Old and Corny

>>77944368
I'll bet you the senile old fool has gone to "talk to Draxler", thinking that shit still makes any difference.

>>77944349
For us non brits name pls

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>vvd and lemar
>sign ox

don't tell me the rumours are true that we had hope for all 3, and will only end up with ox? please lads

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>>77944461
I admire the shitposting of the british press

>>77944471
Llorente would be a decent signing 2bh

Better than Janssen and already proved himself able to score in the pl

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>>77944461
A classic

>>77944310

>those quintessentialy british teeth

>>77944456
Blue Password

>>77944480

United have already made all their signings though, because they set their alarms nice and early in the transfer window.

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>>77944393
Not yet where I'm at. I'm not looking foward to it cooling down. Don't want summer to end, man.
>mfw 30°C

choosing my preferences for my final year project lads

not sure whether to just pick memey ones for fun or actually pick ones that look hard and boring but would look better on a CV

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>>77944325
Had a fight with a team-mate, going to WAXTAP for 10 million.

>>77944496
Vvd is already done la. Lemar was never going anywhere just monaco being jews.

>>77944492
hayley

>burnley signed wells
good luck mate, but shocking buy by Burnley

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>>77944499
It's 2nd to none.

Hoping Natalie is on for the final stretch with Jim later, wearing her nice yellow dress.

>>77944456
but i'm shirtless

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any updates on the Hayley McQueen to sky sports live situation?

>>77944517
am waiting till 6pm desu that's the rumour yesterday that it was all done and kept hush hush to be released then

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>this will be equal to Morata's red hair if Arsenal failed to bid Lemar

Confirmed deals when

r/ing the "shat down his chimney" one

>>77944504
those sick bastards

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>reliable journos claim VVD and Lemar not happening for Liverpool today

>>77944456
Black Cock

>>77944333
I havent fapped for 2 weeks and everytime the camera goes on her my dick turns diamonds

>Andre Gomes to West Ham

What went wrong

>>77944504
>Spanish ""people""

>>77944551
I'm dying, friend. This is like your National Enquirer, yes?

>>77944325
>want more money
>so I decide to join Liverpool

Guess they'll have to sell Coutinho to pay my £68m fee

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>>77944514
what age are you are where are you on the scale?

24 and 1.5 here. also got slightly noticable thining in the crown. have started shaving my hair down to an 8 on the top, and a 3 on the sides. i unironically look far, far less handsome than i did at 18. SAD!

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>>77944499
...so that's from where I saved pic related. I completely forgot what was the context.

>>77944558
Never!

you're a teenager if you find these fake sunday sport articles amusing

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Any Newcastle updates? Has Gayle sold yet?

>>77944586
Get well soon lad xx

>>77944555
That's Sane's body and tattoo

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>>77944579
>Andre Gomes
Is he really that bad?

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>>77944269
Looks like an ugly thirteen year old boy.

>>77944456
Green Ilovemymum

>>77944586
idk what that is
the sunday sport is just a tabloid spoof with some tits n' arse

>>77944538
>>77944551
>>77944569
>All these bell ends.
Starting to think they're written by a computer.

>>77944590
21 and probably a 2

Can't remember the last time spurs made an exciting signing

Fucking years ago when we had Bale money

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>d-d-d--david luiz is a panic buy la!
>best CB in the world last year
>-m-m-m-arcos alonso is a panic buy la!
>best LB in the league last year, only player to murder sluts and score twice against Spurs in the same lifetime
>-M-M-M-ORATA IS A PANIC BUY LA!
>2 goals and 2 assists in 3 games

>-z-z--zappacosta is a panic buy la!
Well we'll wait and see ABC's

>Alexis Sanchez in City shirt goes Viral.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIkEUt5WsAIxP3R.jpg

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>>77944349
Hayley is best girl. You just know she's into all sorts of filthy shit.

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>>77944376
>Trusting Chilean news reporters

They are like The Sun or even daily mail, take them with a grain of salt.

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>>77944617
I think they run Bellend stories when they have nothing for page 5

>>77944625
Love how photoshopped that is

>>77944606
*tips*

>>77944626
bet she doesnt even wash her hands after a wee

>>77944624
>best CB in the world last year
haha

>>77944222

Sanchez has stupid wage demands that only oil clubs and Arsenal will pay. He wants his last contract to be huge I guess, if not then he can leave next summer and get a 20m signing on fee in addition to huge wages.

>>77944616
Pretty much on the money. Thanks Fouad

>>77944215
You are an embarrassment.
Zappacosta is highly-rated by serie-A fans.

>>77944456
Blue ^Hx3L9j&\sC0+]e#6%m£1"Kq93A)>

>>77944590
20, 1

>>77944650
>serie-A fans.

does such a thing even exist>

>>77944650
And? Serie A is MLS-tier

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When do the signings begin?

>>77944626
THICC

>>77944650
They still need another covering CM.
And maybe another striker because conte is not going to use youth.

>>77944663
>You now remember Football Italia

>>77944636
Fuck I haven't had NikNaks in years. The multipacks were always ruined by fucking scampi flavour.

>>77944619
All that money was wasted though, bar Eriksen. Alderweireld and Dele Alli were good signings, no? Wanyama?

i want to die lads...the nights too dark and the star and moon are beginning to hide.

>>77944647
Bullshit, he wants to be competitive in champions league. If it was about money he simply goes to Saudi Arabia or China were they pay absurds amounts of money

>>77944625
Shopped. His hair is longer than that at the moment unless he's had a trim in the past couple of days.

>>77944650
Hahahahahahahahaha.

Tottenham Hotspur are closing in on the loan signing of midfielder Andre Gomes from Barcelona.

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>>77944650
>serie a
The 1990s was 20 years ago m8

>>77944638
kek, i'm just posting rumours

post good songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

>>77944579
he's shit

*yawns*

>>77944684
It's not even 16:00 you silly cunt.

>>77944699
state of Bradford's music scene

>>77944681
All i remember from that is if you want to be successful sign players from Parma, Lazio or Fiorentina

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Really angery Arse fans.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS VVD LA

>>77944699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxijhTgxkyk

>>77944625
Loool that's not even him, his face has a protruding forehead, wtf.

Besides he is in Chile waiting for today's WC match, no time for silly shirt pics

>>77944683
I didn't say we only made bad signings since then, I said exciting ones.

None of those seemed exciting at the time, despite how class they turned out to be.

>>77944605
yes

>>77944732
Announcement at 10:30 la

>>77944693
>0 english clubs in CL quarter finals in last 3 years

Yeah EPL is great. Alonso came straight from Fiorentina but you don't remember that. Zappacosta is legit good.

Hoping hard that Arsenal sell Sanchez without bringing anyone in, or bringing in someone shit.

>>77944699
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jVja2gxaYpU

>>77944706
Happenings when?

>>77944727
Did he do the leaning pose yet?

>>77944727
gerrin oxo-chambo la

>>77944708
whats a good long term sucide method?

slowly go blind until one day I need a guide dog. Let the guide dog go by "accident" and fall into the train tracks.

get a sprain after my soccer match and run 10 kms and never go to the GP

play real life frogger in that competition they do near Ararat and "accidently" loose

climb mount everest and slip

give me a good method that will look like an accident so that my family dont feel guilty

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I THOUGHT WE HAD 175m TO SPEND TODAY LA'S??!

>>77944399
It's not like they are the champions of england

>>77944746
Ah, ok. What about a few games into their Spurs career? Were you excited by any of them then?

>>77944770
Waiting until after tea to announce them la

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Who else is /ITK/ here?

>>77944769
heroin overdose

>>77944751
erm what?

Leicester were in the QF last year you mug

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>>77944732

>>77944770

All these pundits trying to pretend that Wilshere is anything other than pure shit.

does anyone really take notice of sky sports news on Deadline day/?
to get views they need as many hot women with low cut tops on talking about transfers

>>77944769
become the worlds most loved wildlife show host then intentionally get killed by a stingray

>>77944790
i am in itk about her puffy vulva

>>77944797
i dont do drugs lid

i have a stellar reputation for some strange reason.

>>77944798
Weren't even close. Doesn't count.

>>77944779
My point is simply that we haven't had a fuck yeah what a signing moment in ages

You know what I mean?

>>77944790
me

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genuinely thought he left ages ago. i guess it was just a multi year loan

>>77944769
Go to Syria to fight against ISIS. Or for them if you're brown.

>>77944813
zzz

too obvious

>>77944830

what?

What the fuck is Fiorentina doing? Sell 3 best players, pick up poo poo?

Post yfw your team does not do any transfers on deadline day and their best player gets injured on international duty this weekend for 6 months

>>77944790
Who is this, and is there more?

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announce VVD

BREAKING: BIG NEWS COMING UP FOR #LFC FANS

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WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS THE
ORIGI MONEY

>>77944845
the owners want to sell the team but no one wants to buy so they just sell the players instead

>>77944821
What? They played in a QF in a very close tie with Atletico Madrid.

The season before that City made the SF and lost 1-0 to Real

not sure how you can claim "no EPL teams in the quarter finals the past 3 years". Retard

>>77944830
>>77944843
ah i see now, he was sold ~2 years ago, now i remember. the headline made me think he was still a United player (on loan) up until this transfer

>>77944769

get a one way ticket to a third world country and "go missing"

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>>77944846
I`m used to it.

>>77944640
Who does?

>>77944839
the point is to make it look natural not cause a racket by fighting for the kurds or isis

decided on going to the beach with no sunscreen then taking a sesh in a sunbed right after.

>>77944830

>former

North Americans are all the same.

>>77944875
>leaf customers

Someone announce something either comical or noteworthy; this is boring as all heck.

tfw if liverpoop actually sold coutinho they'd have a load of money and could bring in 2/3 decent players but cause the owners are stubborn theyll keep him and probably not sign anyone

>>77944876
thanks great idea x

>>77944885
>>77944893
as i said, i genuinely thought he left ages ago, and i was right. headline confused me m8s

>>77944894
Andrew Surman's skeleton is made of gold

>>77944769
life is very fragile. go hiking and slip off the cliff. get in a committed relationship and Cobain urself, leaving doubt about how you actually died. trespass on property in Texas

>snooze alarm
>wake up again
>4pm
WTF WHATS HAPPENED?????

>>77944899
yeah the same way barcelona have a lot of money after selling nerman and now can't seem to buy anyone
retard

>>77944906
mong

>>77944906
Easily confused aren't you?

>>77944822
No, I get it. I was just wondering if after a few games you got excited. Like Man Utd fans with Matic.

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Liverpool won't sign anyone.

>>77944920
come on get up you lazy piece of shit

At this point, Arsenal and Liverpool should exchange Alexis with Coutinho

>>77944590
31
1

>>77944590
27, 2

BREAKING: VIRGIN VAN DIJK ON HIS WAY TO HELIPORT. WE ARE TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO THE PILOT

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lids whats for deadline day dinner?

mine is hamm tortillas

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>REAL MADRID chief Florentino Perez is said to be ‘laughing’ at Barcelona’s expected deal for Liverpool star Philippe Coutinho. Perez is also said to be sniffing at the fact he flopped at Espanyol during a loan spell in the 2011/2012 season. And Diario Gol add they even see him as the ‘next Andre Gomes’.

>>77944924
they bought dembele and their only target it seems is coutinho

liverpools targets are a little different

>>77944942
>Barca or a 6th place at best Arsenal
why would Coutinho agree?

>>77944590
23. around 1.5

>>77944242
Arsenal are panic selling

>>77944456
beige childporn

opinion on marriage lads

thinking about settling down with a 4-5/10 girl but she looks at me with an innocent intensity that captivates me.

Perfect wife personality and she is a virgin

she was a swimmer when she was young she she has no tits tho

marriage is a spook

>>77944980

pics?

>>77944847
Turkish tranny.

7 hours left for Everton to sign coUTINHO

>>77944980
>she has no tits
s'exy

>>77944932
With Alli and Wanyama of course, they immediately looked beastly

Aldeweireld though I seem to remember gave away a pen on his debut and it seemed like we'd bought a spacker

Literal meme transfers everywhere today. Literally wondering who won't flop.

>>77944936
They sign Oxla today cunt

>>77944980
You seem a bit gay.

>>77944940
I'm up and fighting pal 12 hours sleep but for some reason have huge rings around my eyes.

Can anyone give me a brief synopsis on todays events? Are Arsenal fans kys yet?

>>77944980
>she is a virgin
>people actually believe what women tell them

Who the fuck is VVd, lads?

>>77944961
yeah targets were vvd, keita and now lemar
leipzig and soton didn't want to sell and monaco will want 80/90m for lemar, about 60/70m for keita
with the money barca were offering it was only possible to buy about one and 1/10 of the targets anyway and on top of that clubs will inflate if they know you have a lot of money and are desperately looking for replacement

>>77944960
lmao halal press is so desperate to find something 'good' to write about... no transfers, no party

>>77944456
Black Silver__________x7

>>77945008
van der Vaart

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pals, i keep seeing Arsenal accepted a big from City but im not buying it. whats going on?

>>77945008
van Vaart de

>>77944980
>asking 4chan for advice on this

she's fucked either way

>>77944959
Clean your kitchen pls

>>77944973
Solid 7

>>77944960
Based Perez

>>77944988
Stirner pls

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Da Ox is getting Lucas`s old kit number.

>£92m for Thomas Lemar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77944980
You're like a blast from the past lad. I say do it, but only if you wanna plug her with babbies

>>77944325
>not enough playing time
>real madrid
>67m

Shit doesn't compute.

oxo chambo taken 21 for lucas' meme magic

Gib skysports stream pls

>>77945008
Veiny Vietnamese Dick, new big fetish

>>77944980
>she has no tits
What do you mean by that?

>>77945008
Virgil Van God.

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>Arsenal have offered £92m for Lemar

Right about now I'm 50/50

>>77945023
unfortunate truth

dont really want to ruin a good person's life

>>77944727
No refund

>>77944687
>he wants to be competitive in champions league
>joining City

think about what you're typing before you hit "post" you backwoods ass Latin monkey

fuck Alexis, he's a snake

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>>77945008
va va droom

>>77944590
29, 1 and male family members on the side that I take most traits from all have full set of hair till they die. feelsgoodman.jpg when I see some of my friends.

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rate a photo i found of my desktop from 2010

>>77945058
FUCK SAKE KLOPP
BID BID BID

>>77945073
quality game desu

>>77945073
i miss that ship

>>77944468

Hello fellow November 2nd babby

>Arsenal have offered £92m (€100m) to sign Thomas Lemar from Monaco.

HAPPENING

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>When you realize VVD isn't happening.

I mean, I always knew it wasn't but still allowed myself to hope a little too much.

>>77945065
>implying City won't get to the last 4 this season

>>77945049
have you seen swimmers?

lean chest

>>77945034
ive seen too many couples on struggle street, love can be built and comes in many forms

>>77944980
do it, and have white babies
godspeed

Reminder Keita is actually 75mEUR and is as poor mans Lallana