/trans/

Finally a Sephardi general!

Spurs are on a roll today

This is /trans/ now

There's an absolutely raging Arsenal fan on TalkSport right now kek

How come no-one going for Lucas Moura? PSG seems like they need to sell some people to make room for Mbappe.

>>77945698
>listening to the radio in 2017

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>>77945539
>They paid 58m up front. It's up to 75m with the add-ons. Even in this current market that's a shit deal.

ABUs are absolutely raging.

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Why did they reject it?

>imagine being born in Arsenal
Fucking TOP myself

>>77945782
Actually yeah, why? The numbers don't mean what they used to

>Citeh don't get Sanchez
>Arse don't get Lemar and Sanchez does nothing this season
>Liverpool get Lemar

absolutely outstanding

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*jews you out of your best player*

How is Lemar more expensive than Pogba and Lukaku?

>>77945782
Didn't want the fans to find out his birth year

>>77945782
eventually niggers will want a shape or emoji as their shirt number or name

>>77945782
They knew wearing your year of birth is cringy.

>>96

>>Barcelona have now transfer listed Andre Gomes and are willing to let the #thfc target depart on a permanent basis. [Sky Sports]

>>77945863
Panic

sanchez staying, lemar staying

>Alexis Sanchez is staying at Arsenal. That is the message from the club and it would now be a shock if there were to be any late turns to this infernal saga (it takes a toll, you know!). Manchester City came in earlier today with a second offer for the Chile striker – of £55m, plus £5m in add-ons – but it has come down to Arsenal being able to sign a new attacking player. Quite simply, they look to have run out of time on that front. They wanted Monaco’s Thomas Lemar and the French club demanded that they pay 100m euros for him. Which Arsenal indicated they were willing to do. But there appears to be insufficient time for Arsenal to now agree a package with Lemar, particularly as he is in the France squad for this evening’s game against Holland – which kicks off in about three hours. Were Arsenal able to get Lemar, they would have been inclined to take the £60m from City for Sanchez. But it is unlikely to happen now.

anyone get a sore japs eye when they do a piss after ejaculating?

whats that all about?

Is this the worst deadline day ever??

>>77945863
Double anything Manure will end up paying for Martial too, given that he'll never be up for the Balon Dor as he doesn't play for Madrid or Barcelona.

everyone is in here >>77945765

Mahrez, Drinkwater, Zappacosta confirmed when

For me, it's Darcie Dolce

>>77945782
Racism

>>77945782
>not playing with number 88

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>>77945901
you have a UTI mate, congrats

>>77945877
didn't realise Britain had a team?
(yank education again)

>>77945622
Still the best we got tbf

>>77945671
Their year, m8.

>>77944158
is that €26M transfer deal for the 2 Braga kids to Lazio true?
is (((he))) really getting away with it?

>>77945931
lol need to get laid to get that

>>77945901

Chlamydia

if chelsea don't sign more depth they're fucked

>>77945927
>le classy elderly Italian GK

>>77945943
Just wipe from back to front

>>77945943
haha you fucking GOT him, lad

>>77945901
Just leave a lengthy gap between going from jizzing mode to pissing mode

>>77945931
>>77945945
>implying i've evr had sex

>>77945895
>Andre Gomes is close to completing his move to #thfc from Barcelona. [Daily Mail]

Wait do Spurs even need him.

>>77945822
Arsenal technically is in south london, under Woolwich arsenal

>New arsenal is only a tube station
>The area is called Highbury

Arsenal haven't been talking to Lemar? They haven't already agreed terms with him? What the fuck is with these chuckleheads?

>>77945962
phew lad i was worried there for a moment

>>77945895
>>77945964

No need to samefag yourself Kowloon-kun.

No one cares about Tottenham.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13830344
http://www.strawpoll.me/13830344
http://www.strawpoll.me/13830344
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>>77945975
Did they bid for Mahrez? Why not go for him? Wtf are they even doing?

>>77944158
do any of the brits know about the financial details of Nikola Vlasic to Everton?

>>77945975
theyre an honourable club unlike tapperpool

>>77945975
>bid for lemar
>accepted
>Wenger is in paris
>"we can't make him sign in time"
They're just pretending to try and sign anyone

>Sky Sports putting white text on a yellow background and expecting people to be able to ready it

>>77945975

its an excuse

he knocked them back

>None of the big transfer targets are actually moving
Has there been a more hyped deadline day that disappointed than this one?

>>77945994
Literally who

>>77945975
Put in a cheeky 92 mill bid then quickly took the offer back, very strange mind games from Wenger.

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Now watch as lemar snubs /arse/ for /la/

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>The state of arse

>>77945933
was calling your league shite but I guess it works for England NT too

>>77946010
Is it worth staying up for, anon? I want to sleep, I'm starting to get confused as to what thread I'm on.

Lemar would be more of the same for Arsenal

>>77946010
Hasn't been an exciting deadline day since 2014 desu

>>77946031
Tomorrow is a public holiday anyway

>It's reported that Lemar rejects Arsenal
>Immediately Arsenal leaks that there's no time to complete a deal so it's off

So obvious

>>77946017
They're a merseyside club

In all seriousness, Lemar would do so much better in La-verpool than in Arse anal. There's no point in him going there when he realises they play Laca for 10 minutes on the fucking wing.

>>77945975
They are playing 6-D Checkers. Their entire goal was to appease fans. They never had the intention of spending that money.

>>77946043
There hasn't been an exciting deadline day since wheelin and dealin Harry days

how's that gf to anon situation going?

>>77946082
retired and kept on the books as wife

>>77946017
winger, 19 (20) years old, plays for Hajduk, one of the biggest croatian talents

his sister is the Croatian high jumper Blanka Vlasic, their father trained them both, pure spartan training

he has great potential to succeed

>>77946082
Wife to anon from Norway coming up la

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miss live interviews outside stadiums t b h

Arsenal could have beaten Liverpool 4-0 at The Emirates, ur all overeating, Wenger and Klopp are two sides of the same coin

>>77946082
Rejected for lack of Chad League

>>77946082
Talks have broken down.

>>77946106

this kind of shit is why they dont do it anymore

>>77946107
>This level of delusion

>>77946107
(you)

>>77946082
Just handed in a transfer request

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VVD is happening right lads? r-right? Lovren surely can't be that starting CB this season...r-right?

>>77946107
AKB

>>77946082
Literally haven't checked the market in the last 4 windows. Couldn't get a transfer to League 2 at this point.

>>77945937
Di Marzo said about 15M. 15 does look more like a Mendes number.

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>>77946136
FSG has done it again
''we tried'

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>>77946107
>Arsenal could have beaten Liverpool 4-0 at The Emirates, ur all overeating, Wenger and Klopp are two sides of the same coin
Believing this is a sign of mental illness.
Arse played like shit and Liverpool played quite good.

>>77946082
Went on a free to Atletico Muhdick

>>77946107
Unironically true

>>77946136
Vvd is done. Soton is making liverpool wait to announce it to save face

>>77946058
Don't recall it being reported that Lemar rejected them, just that he preferred Liverpool.

>>77946154

WARCHEST

how is costa still at chelsea

>>77945771
imagine unironically using the acronym ABU

>>77946136
6pm announcement la, check the pool website doesn't want a major ting

>>77946156
M8 Laverpool conceded 3 at fecking Watford plus Arsenal are decent at home but wank away, reality check is coming soon la

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>Sky still reporting on the Lemar thing

>Lemar told them that he's not really that interested because of the lack of CL, but he'd join if there's no new bid from Liverpool before the window closes.
>Arsenal would have anything between Alexis AND Lemar which Kroenke would never accept or no Alexis and no Lemar, which would cause riots on Twitter and AFTV
>Arsenal already declared the deal dead as a result

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>>77946107
>ur all overeating

>>77946082
Anon has given up on gf and has now agreed a deal in principle with prostitute. We understand she's coming on loan, only problem are wages, prostitute demands 60£/h.

>>77946082
Loaned to Carlão da Amadora F.C.
Will keep the player under observation.

>>77946202

>Liverpool have a shit defense lads
>7 clean sheets in last 9 PL games

??

>>77946183
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

>spurs have signed Serge Aurier
completely missed this

>>77946203
>riots on Twitter and AFTV

Sounds about right. Shitsnal cowards afraid to actual do anything except shout their mouths off in a safe space like little girls.

>>77946221
>Counting last season's game

Oh you pathetic child

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>At the start of the summer Wenger thought he might get Mbappe

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>>77946183
Why does Conte not rate him?

>>77946082
Deal done in mid-july

>>77946245
Exactly my point, friend.

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>all these arsenal fan tv vids

>>77946082
it was just a made up story all along

>>77946221
youre arguing their defence isn't shit?
why are you liverpool fans filled with delusion?

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>>77946220
>Amadora
Hi, nigger!

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NO TIME

>spend an entire year shitting on Pogba's fee
>offer even more for some bloke who was on Fame Academy

/arse/ are a joke.

>>77946246

Ok.

>2 cleans sheets in 3 games this seson

If any team are gonna get tanked away it's gonna be Arsenal or Citeh it's just the way the coaches set their teams up

Who the fuck is Lemar anyway?

>>77946301
lemar odom

>>77946286
>Struggling to beat Palace 1-0 at Home
>Achievement

>>77946301
if theres any justice in the world, he will be their man and they will be his club desu

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This is the worst deadline day. Fuck.

WHY WONT SOMETHING HABBEN DAD

>>77946301
monacos media team is hyping up yet another one of their youngsters. yes hes good, but hes not worth 100mil atm. but arsenal has to buy someone to act like the club actually got any ambition and blindfold the fans who arent redpilled on kroenke yet.

>>77946082
can't afford the wages

>>77946301
One of the most boring pseudo intellectual rappers alive

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>It's already 3 years since the fax fiasco
>this is still the most entertaining thing that has happened in the most recent deadline days, including this one

>>77946317
Upvoted.

>>77946082

signed on a pay as you play deal mate

fuck off arseanal haha

>>77946345
>>77946322
I still believe, we 4 hours left

>>77946351
thanks

edit: just realised youre being ironic. if youre reading this, fuck off

Did Madrid fax through the papers for De Gea yet?

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>>77946345
kek

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Daily reminder that Sanchez isn't moving.

Spanish media says Cenk Tosun to crystal palace
https://twitter.com/Shalom_Sports/status/903288524631396352

more like dedline day

>>77946360
6

>>77946377
that face of defeat on Perez

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MAHREZ

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>>77946360
>only 4 hours of /trans/ left

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>there are people ITT surprised that transfer deadline day is shit

>>77946278
I'm not from Amadora and neither am I a nigger. Carlão is though.

>>77946379
Alexis wants to leave tho

>>77946379
not like he has the choice

>>77946082
gf to me done months ago la

>>77946385
Where's Kante's eye going in that pic?

>>77946387
>>77946360
open til 11pm in UK, just less than 6 hours away

went for a run and got caught in a thunderstorm lads

>>77946385
probably planning a terrorist attack on paris for tonight's game

no link to a HD sky sports news stream in OP
amateur hour

>>77946387
Spanish window is still open for another day.

>>77946313
>moving goalposts
>difficult

>>77946417
Wait, what time is in England now? I thought you were 1 hour behind Rome.

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Why have Sky Sports got the Interceptor on talking about transfers?

>>77946413
>one eye on my friends
>one eye on the ball

>>77946401
Fuck off Alexis.
You belong to us

>>77946426
I wouldn't call a defence which concedes many goals from corners good though

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Chelsea have reportedly had a £45m bid accepted for Riyad Mahrez

Arsenal are gonna get a shadow of the real Alexis Sanchez if he stays, he doesn't wanna be there

>>77946424
The more /trans/, the better.

>>77946446
couldn't stand her on big brother

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And then there is this faggot.

>Sky at this point just writing/discussing their own fanfic

How is Alexis taking the news, lads?

>>77946446
>modern women
no thanks

Lemar just been asked on live TV if he's going to Liverpool.

"Right about now I'm 50/50"

>>77946433
5:17pm

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announce rvd

>>77946426
How is stating their results moving goalposts?

who the fuck is lemar

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MILF o'clock on Sky Sports News

>>77946457
renato sancho?

Who is that current SSN slag? She's by far the best one.

>>77946476
Liverpool based rapper.

Lemar just been asked on live TV if he's going to Arsenal

"hahaha wonger out"

>>77946457
Literally Ravel Morrison v2.

>>77946465
Right, I thought that 5pm were four hours away from 11 pm.

>>77946457
Zorc looks like he's happy gets to take a small break

>>77946474
he complained about their defense originally, you illiterate monkey

Is Lemar better than Flopardo Silva?

>>77946459
he broke down in tears hoping for a better world

60m bid for alexis from city

>sky hyping up the genius of Swansea signing Renato Sanchez

he'll be benched after 3 games.

Fancy Arsenal to qualify for the CL desu, im gonna laugh when they finish a few points behind Liverpool kek

>>77946512
You seem upset, Arsenal fan?

>>77946342
Eyedea = GOAT

>Sky Sources: Arsenal deal for Thomas Lemar now very unlikely

I'd have thought it was 50:50

>Sanchez staying
>Lemar staying
>Coutinho staying
Fuck. At least we have Mahrez joining Chelsea. Maybe that will mean Willian to Man Utd too.

>>77946505
>is the Discount French Douglas Costa better than discount poortuguese Pjaca
>is shit better than crap

>>77946504
Don't get involved in the convo, you weren't following it

>>77946514
>Fancy Arsenal to qualify for the CL
When they play like THAT?
And sign NOBODY?

might have a fish finger sandwich

>AFTV already leaving
>right before Lemar arrives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqijR2jzXmY

David Moyes to Arsenal when?

>>77946544
Arsenal always recover and when Wenger realizes 3atb doesn't work, they can be really good

imagine if they've actually signed a Lemur by mistake ha ha

HE GOT THE JOB ON A TECHNICALITY

pretty grim of Man City to have rimmed us of Bony and throw him back at us when he's no use.

fuck this precedent

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Someone update me on the qtnho to Barcelona situatuon

>>77946090
impressive, very nice

>>77946101
awsome

>>77946116
that's sad to hear

>>77946120
don't pull a Wonga, save some money for the next window

>>77946132
bless you la'

>>77946145
sorry la'

>>77946157
quite a shag isn't it?

>>77946211
don't give up, i was a friend of a prostitute once, shit was cash

>>77946220
if that suits you, ok then

>>77946257
congratulazioni

>>77946270
i feel you Hans

>>77946338
at least you are not a manlet, keep your head high

>>77946353
how's that?

>>77946411
wena weon ql

Lol why has the Lemar deal fallen through?

>>77946525
lmao no, it's just tiring listening to the sky stream for a few hours now and most of it has been about this fucking transfer

>yeah he was totally chased by Juve, Barca, Real, Arsenal, Chelsea, Monaco and Liverpool but he couldn't resist the mighty Swans.

Turned the stream off after hearing it for the 10th time.

>>77946582
just need to rubber stamp the paperwork la

>>77946301

The whole Monaco squad was overrated except Fabinho


Half of the hyped players will end up failing

>>77946584
Arse don`t actually want to spend money, it`s all a ruse.

>>77946582
NOT FOR SALE

>Lamerde

hon hon hon!

what do i get for lunch

no burgers

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>>77946558
>Alexis to Man City strengthens our rivals
>he thinks Arsenal are rivals for City

>>77946582
Not habbening

THOMAS LEMAR SENDS IT FLYING TOWARDS GIROUD, WHOSE HEADER FINDS LACAZETTE IN THE BOX. GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL

France 1-0 Netherlands

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>go to the bbc updates for sober news that is definitely confimed
>cancerous 'banter' about biscuits appears

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>Liverpool are unlikely to make any further signings prior to tonight’s transfer deadline

175m well saved. Lovren is still the starting CB

>>77946603

Taco, support the border jumpers.

>>77946582

dead

>>77946583
96 get when?

Any updates on the Wesley Sneijder to Man United situation?

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An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

ARSENAL SHOULD GO FOR DI MARIA

>>77946603
popeyes

>>77946082
gf was spotted training at the Nigerian National Team hotel late last night

>>77946617
come on lads, just sign literally any CB you half fancy and it'll improve us

90 minutes until Coutinho announced

no further signings

vvd/lemar/ox all 3 we were gettin 2 days ago

now we only got ox

suicide when?

>>77946082
no ladies team at NEET FC

Any updates on the Garay to Manchester United situation?

>>77946641
VVD la

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>>77946592
>>77946599
>>77946610
Who to believe lads?

Kylian Mbappe from Monaco to PSG should be confirmed soon

>>77946594
Bakayoko was overrated, Bernardo Silva has no killer instinct, Sidibe is just ur average black full back, Mendy is really good tho

>>77946603
meat pizza
the thinking man's burger

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Going to the paki shop lads, want anything?

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>>77946631

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>mahrez to chelsea
saw this on sjw365, game changer

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>Thomas Lemar never wanted to go to Arsenal. He wants to join Liverpool because they're in the UCL.
lel

>tfw you make a 100mil panic offer for a player that doesn't even want to come

>>77946681

Kinder Bueno and a blue Rockstar x

>>77946637
sounds good. thanks

>>77946627
should come through after Obafemi Martins to Arsenal

>>77946656

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtm8_fUz_bk

>>77946681
Get us some Rola Cola mate.

>>96

>>77946681
twix, chilean forward and a dr pepper la

>Andre Gomes will join #thfc on a season-long loan with a potential obligation to buy for £40M. [Daily Mail]

>#thfc will be obliged to buy Andre Gomes for £40M if he plays 60% or more of the games this season. [Daily Mail]

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>>77946603
buy one of these

>>77946661
HE'S NOT THE ONLY CB IN THE WORLD FFS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE COULD HAVE GOT IN A GOOD LAD BY NOW

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washed up

>>77946705
Coked up

>>77946681
marlboro gold for a fiver

>>77946696
nice

>>77946705
no u

>>77946701
pontuss jansson from leeds la

>>77946681
>want anything?
Yes.
I want you to stop being racist you white fuck.

>>77946699
Sissoko tier signing, that being said he's injured so often I dn't know how they expect him to play 60% of their games

>>77946681
To be happy.

>>77946696
nice

>>77946686
That stupid nigong

Liverpool don't want him

Bradford City AFC
SM: 'I'll be honest I look at what other clubs are doing. It'd be nice if Billy Bodin leaves Bristol Rovers, he's a top player.'

>>77946696
great post

>>77946681
10 L&B and a bar of fruit and nut

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>>77946716

>>77946613
underrated

>>77946681
Grab bag of Wotsits and a bottle of Pepsi max cherry please la?

>>77946681
good anime

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this is the goat chocolate bar

fact.

>>77946653
Just need a CB m8, apparently some of the newly promoted ones are decent wouldn't mind one of them

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>>77946603

Get these.

>>77946681
imagine if suicide were as easy as going down the paki

>>77946700
Where is this. Need one fast

https://twitter.com/YTFC/status/903289047640092674
This fucking normie meme bullshit on twitter by football clubs really needs to stop desu.

Any update on Javi Martinez to Liverpool?

>>77946730
pepsi max is fucking disgusting lad.
gave up on diet pop years ago and went to water/squash/tea.
how do they get away with selling drinks that literally make you thirstier?
fuck diet pops.

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>>77946738

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>>77946748
All but confirmed

>>77946766
>coconut

fuck off you dodgy bastard

>>77946107
Come on, newfriend.

>>77946686

Be Man united:

>Not in the champions league
>Sign Di Maria, Zlatan, Pogba, Miki, etc

Being an Arsenal fan must be suffering.

>>77946653
I don't understand the club

I know VVD was our top target but surely the club had other CBs they were interested in?

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>>77946738
real goat chocolate bar here.

>>77946738
please dont post images of junk food

i am a recovering food addict, please respect my wishes

>Sam Lee: Two very different sides to this: Arsenal clearly saying no Lemar = no Sanchez. But those closest to Sanchez convinced it will happen.
Arsenal are just trying to pretend they tried to someone else with the Sanchez money, aren't they? Man City will come in with a slightly bigger bid and he'll be off with no replacement.

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RED HOT TRANSFER CHAT
At the time of writing the Fiver, which was 253 Tins before whatever time it is now, the football world was in a febrile state: transfer fever was raging like never before and no one knew for sure whether that meant the game was in rude health or as sick as a parrot who’s trying to force through a move. But the Fiver smelled of vomit, so not everything was a-changin’. And several other much-loved characters also spent the early part of Deadline Day in reassuringly familiar poses.

There, for instance, was ‘Arry Redknapp, hanging his head out of a car window to reveal that Birmingham City had signed the ex-Arsenal midfielder Alex Song before news seeped out that ‘Arry was also pursuing the occasional Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, who was also being courted by Incorrigible’s West Ham.

Wilshere was one of several players whom Arsène Wenger described only four months ago as “vital” to Arsenal, the others being Aaron Ramsey, Kieran Gibbs and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. Since then Gibbs, having decided to stop wasting his life at the Emirates, has enrolled to study at the Tony Pulis Monotechnic College of No-Nonsense. Ramsey, meanwhile, is set to continue enjoying wide open gap years in Arsenal’s midfield. And as for Oxlade-Chamberlain, whose departure would cause “big damage” according to Wenger, well, he has departed. And Wenger cannot even grasp for moral superiority this time because Oxlade-Chamberlain has joined Liverpool, who will pay him less money than Arsenal and even Chelsea offered.

“I know my choice might come as a surprise to many, and the decision to leave was tough after being a part of the club for so many years, but I feel that this move is right for the next stage in my ongoing development,” yelped Oxlade-Chamberlain, who served in so many different roles during his six years at Arsenal that Stan Kroenke might even have heard of him.

requesting video of Simon Jordan saying
>are you an idiot
on SSN a minute ago

pls

>>77946739
>>77946780
might just wait till 11 desu and hope

>>77946780
The lad from Ajax who went to Spurs would have been top

Mahrez has to be hiding in the private suite of a London 5 star, no fucking way anybody can vanish off the earth like this otherwise.

Pubes in chocoloate

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>>77946774

Shut up. Bounty is nice.

>>77946705
Still a solid 9 on the tit scale, mind.

>>77946714
why?

>>77946761
You are disgusting mate

Good idea: Make the transfer window open for only one week to increase the excitement ten-fold.

>>77946809
I will cut you if you talk that shite again

>>77946791
3 2 4 1

Does every presenter really use coke or is this an in house joke

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>>77946812

>>77946832
3241

>>77946815
your mum didn't mind last night lad

>>77946838
no, jim white actually pops a molly

>>77946832
Could see Liverpool playing that formation yeah

>>77946814
Because I'm Pakistani (British)

>>77946533
>Maybe that will mean Willian to Man Utd too.
Fuck off

>>77946726
Thanks la', mind sending a schnapp with the hug?

>>77946838
Jim White looks like he does on deadline day. With the amount of money flying around this could be the year he finally self-combusts live on air.

>>77946838
dunno i did hear from one of my mums friends that that tess daley one off strictley come dancing one gets right on it during the show

>>77946838
for coked up presenters who don't even hide it watch shopping channels late shift

I wish we could sell Coutinho for 160m

>>77946847
>That nose tip
wtf m8

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>>77946856
"pops a molly"

>>77946572
YOU ARE NOTHING GOODNIGHT

96 lol

>>77946817
>one week
fucking pussy, 24 hours only

Mustafi staying is bad news for Inter. Only 3 CB's on the books and one of them is fucking Rannochia.

>>77946866
What's wrong, lad?

reminder that even if the transfer windows closes today in most places,

clubs can still sell players

and spanish clubs can still sign players for an additional day,

and portuguese clubs can sign until the 22nd of september iirc

Meanwhile in the bloodsport known as cricket...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-4841042/Arrow-fired-Oval-pitch-fans-told-cover.html

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IT'S HAPPENING

Arse fans, would you prefer Sanchez or Lemar right now?

is anything going to happen or should i just head to bed lads?

>>77946902
What about the Chink teams? They've gone quiet recently.

>Sky finally coming on to the fact Alexis is staying

>>77946907
They should ban crossbows 2bh

So Alexis is in Chile getting ready to play against Paraguay, if the windows close today, how the fuck can he sign anything? There is someone from City on Chile? They email the signature from him to England? Or he is fucked?

>>77946902
coutinho is not for sale brah

>you'll never be paid to spend your day at a club's training ground and periodically say absolutely nothing

Why even live?

>>77946882
I think I've only seen her and Sarah Michelle Gellar with that nose tip. Very unsettling.

>>77946912
how did he pass the medical with C-cup tits?

>>77945782
because only a matter of time until a Man U homegrown youth requests 96

>>77946863
I'm sorry. For you.

>>77946931
City have people in Chile.

>>77946931
Fax machines exist as do digital signatures.