AHAHAHA edition
>news
Conner fed another easy win, ufc sucks now, poor tony.
Ronda got married
Diego Sanchez fighting Tyron Woodley next
Derrick Lewis drowned
Mike Perrys walkout song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2uFrRwueg4
Say his name.
>>77943200
Jose Aldo Junior
aldo is actually pathetic
https://twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/903134599244427265
>From WON, from their sources, early indications are that #maymac did not beat May/Pac's 4.6m North American figure.
ayyy lmao!
I was enjoying our civil conversation about female MMA in the other thread. Pretty cosy but the spammer will be here any time now.
>>77943373
i get instant diarrhea just looking at that picture
Hehehehehe xd
>>77943373
>aldo is actually pathetic
You don't even have a right to talk about him so fuck off
>>77943373
>sliced jalepeno
How else are you supposed to put them in a sandwich? Hate that bitch Rogan.
for the anon asking the Rogan heem copy pasta
search the archive with this image,I dont know how to do it
>>77943426
>tfw Shevchenko is going to get a TKO in r5
>*admires your flim-flam*
How do I achieve this heroin chic look?
>>77943497
based val 5 ever
>>77943504
holy shit this guy is 5'5 ahhaahhahaha
>>77943521
Best timeline:
>Valentina beats Nunes
>Joanna comes up to 135 and beats Valentina
>holds two belts simultaneously
>Dana introduces flyweight division
>Joanna fights JoJo for inaugural flyweight belt
>Joanna is first fighter in history to hold three belts simultaneously
>>77943572
>Joanna beats Valentina
You know Val has beaten her 3 times in muay thai right my guy?
>>77943510
Mortals can never achieve mcgregors physical appearance ever
>>77943572
Inaugural flyweight belt is gonna go to the TUF winner
Calderwood will never see a title shot
>>77943592
Who would win the rematch - McGregor or Holloway ?
>>77943611
>tfw ywn dress Joanna up like a slutty goth cheerleader before facefucking her into unconsciousness
>I would have won if I fought differently and did things that caused me to win the fight rather than lose it
>>77943622
I can see the point you're trying to make Poland, and I'd say Gooby. But this is completely different
>>77943622
Max would tko him in the 4th
>>77943592
And Mayweather beat Conor in a boxing match so what. This is a mixed martial arts contest.
>>77943611
why is she so silly
>>77943658
Yes and Valentina is better on the ground as well as the feet. She could win anywhere.
if you cant tell that this punch didnt have much power when it landed on this chin youre not allowed to express your opinion
>>77943656
maia doesn't get the credit he deserves.
he wants the belts but doens't wanna hurt anyone in the process
>"My favorite technique is to submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him."
- Demian "The Backpack" Maia
>>77943682
What are you talking about that clearly landed flush on his chest.
>oh so you a wrestler now
>>77943682
I feel like any respectable boxer would have hurt Mayweather with a similar uppercut
>>77943675
We'll see about that buddy. Velentina has a good chance at 135 but she won't get the belt off her at 115.
>oh so you a boxer now
>>77943705
>>77943699
it was an "arm" punch, power didn't come from the body but simply the arms.
i'd rather take one of these punches from mike tyson than a body punch from my grandmother
>>77943709
You said
>>Joanna comes up to 135 and beats Valentina
so I have no idea why you're talking about 115 guy.
Dana is gonna fucking give Conor to Nate next isn't he
Wonder how that'll go down
feel like watching a joanna j fight
what's her most entertaining one?
>>77943724
At the same time, watching this I felt like if Canelo tried to brawl against this Mayweather rather than trying to outbox him like he did last time, Mayweather would clearly lose a decision.
He's lost a step. Father Time is undefeated, but Mayweather can duck with the best of them.
>>77943756
When she literally beats the ugly out of Penne
>>77943755
UFC lightweight division is an absolute clusterfuck right now, what do you expect Dana to do?
Champion is out in another sport
#1 Contender is dead from trying to cut 50 pounds in two days
Two guys are out doing reality tv
Another one is injured
A guy ranked #7 gets an interim title shot because nobody else is available
You really expect Conor to come back and fight some nobody (Lee) for the belt? Even if Ferguson wins he needs to fight Khabib to prove himself, cus beating Lee means absolute shit.
>>77943822
#1 contender is doing fine, railing tugger as we speak
>>77943822
>thinking Conor will EVER defend a title
wew
i'd love to see conor jab the shit out of nate for 5 rounds in the rubber match
>>77943875
Why do you hate him so much ?
https://twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/903249053508558848
>My life is Yours, let Your will be done.
Why must God test Jones so much?
>>77943900
Already explained 100 times that I don't hate him. His thing is that he has nothing to lose in his fights. If he defends a title that won't be the case.
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>>77943927
Keep justifying yourself on a anonymous Iranian bird watching forum, or are you doing it just for your peace of mind?
>>77943918
unhinged
Get really annoyed when people insult Jose Aldo
>>77943766
He retired at the right time, but yeah, regarding McConor, he would have won even at 50 years of age, I feel like.
>>77943918
Good job he tweeted that otherwise God might not have known
>>77943986
why do you fanboy this dude?
>>77943963
CORN NUTS CORN TO THE CORE, THE OFFICIAL CORN SNACK OF THE U F C
>>77944004
why do you fanboy whoever your boys are?
>>77943918
>i only care about god in hard times
its almost like he tweeted this as a joke
Why was Mickey so afraid to throw leather with CM Punk?
>>77944017
all times are hard times when you are a perpetual fuck up like Jon
>>77944004
>>77944004
Also you didn't ask but yeah, it annoys me because he seems like a good guy and he deserves more respect, he knows that words speak louder than actions so he's talking smack about mcgregor (who sucks btw) and now he's the bad guy
>>77944109
there's a difference between prefight trash talk and out of competition insults
>>77943918
Book of Jones, in the leviathan of consumerism
powerful
/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 115
Alexander Volkov vs. Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau vs. Talita de Oliveira
Siyar Bahadurzada vs. Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards vs. Bryan Barberena
Do fighters get tested for AIDS?
What if they exchange blood during a fight and someone is HIV positive?
>>77944230
AIDS, HIV, hepatitis and a few other things are all tested for before each fight. It's 90% of the medicals.
>>77944230
they just drop in weight class
>>77944216
You realize people are just gonna guess cuz nobody knows half of these names? Not even Rogan could recall who they were.
>>77944230
yes they're certainly not testing for brain damage
>>77944171
He's just trying to get a rematch, anyone would be desperate for a rematch if they got 13 seconded. Also Conor does loads of out of fight trash talk, like when he talked about Max saying Max wasn't the real champion because he beat him years ago. Show respect you know full well you have no intention of fighting him again say good job you did what I did without the push from the ufc and the one punch knockout power.
>>77944216
Stefan Struve
Marion Reneau
Rob Wilkinson
Leon Edwards
This is going to be the one I finally get right
Test see if this webm maker removes audio streams
6 ft 7 Volkov vs 7ft Struve
Is this the tallest fight in UFC history?
>>77944455
Who are your boys?
>>77944055
Man, imagine if Punk had thrown a cheeky knee and KO'd Gall right there.
>>77944455
struve fought travis browne
>>77943200
Conan "Miracle-working plumber-pear gypsum" Memegegor
>>77943200
Bernie Swob?
>>77943986
Yes same, I tell everyone who insults Jose to kys
Who is your favorite non roided undisputed champion
I've thought that whenever somebody's badly trying to avoid a take down. James Toney when he was up against Couture, Tyron when he fought Maia...
>>77944577
Wonder who made that shitty avatar for bisping, maybe it was his son or something when he was 7 years old
>>77944469
Maia, Gaethje and Werdoooom
>>77944577
Joanna Violence, of course!
>>77944563
Might be a bit much lad..
Isn't it crazy that a guy ranked top 5 was in the Prelims at 205?
>>77944670
205 was crazy stacked. We'll never see something that ridiculously hype again after it didn't outsell 202.
Next Conor card (if there is one) is going to look like Ronda v Betch all over again.
>>77944670
TIRAMISU
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>>77944726
200 would probably have been the biggest card in history and for the next decade
DC vs Jones
McGregor vs RDA
Hunt vs Lesnar
Aldo vs Edgar
Tate vs Nunes
>>77944857
I think they only started seriously negotiating with Lesnar when they realised that they were putting all their eggs in one basket with Conor/Nate and pulled it to put it on 202, but that's absolutely true.
>>77944857
Reminder that Conor didn't fight on 200 because he was being a faggot about not wanting to do the media for it, thinking he was too special.
>>77943373
>sliced jalenenos
>sour kraut
Every time
>>77944927
it was punished mode Conor
this is his face in the interviw with the money channel lady
Holy shit he makes Schaub look small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al3DG9aMDk0
>>77945043
More importantly, what the fuck are those?
Who's your favorite female fighter?
>>77945126
Not sure if short arms or just chubby.
>>77945211
I've jerked off to trannies that look exactly like her.
>>77945218
floyd would beat connor in mma
its not like he can take him down lmao
>>77945188
You know exactly what her deal is.
>>77945227
beat it nerd
>>77945260
Oh, hey, I fingered that girl in a Sydney nightclub toilet once.
>>77945211
Literally who
>>77945126
>>77944927
the funnier thing is that conor said the two guys that beat him wouldn't be able to go toe to toe with him now because having to do media makes this a "whole nother game"
Claudiaposting approved
>>77945211
I've seen better trannies tbqh
>>77945307
PHONEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M
Guys I asked for the best Joanna J fight and you told me to watch the Penne one.
It was the most one sided fight I've ever seen.
Please give me that has action but isn't just JJ vs a punch bag.
>>77945467
>you develop an accent when you live abroad
whoa hold the presses
>>77945488
>isn't just JJ vs a punch bag.
Don't watch Andrade/Karolina/Esparza, then.
Claudia 1 and 2 are as close as you're getting to a competitive fight, and I think Claudia won the first one.
>>77945218
Remember when boxers (I'm pretending that's what McGregor is and it doesn't start and stop with this fight either) hated each other and it wasn't just a meme for the cameras and (((gold))).
It's so manufactured and blatant I half expect to hear breaking glass and see Stone Cold come out with a steel chair by round 8. They never come anywhere close to hating each other and the press conferences are so manufactured I wouldn't be surprised if there was a contract between the two specifically for who gets to say and do what in them.
Obviously you're not supposed to like who you're fighting, but to act like you genuinely want to wear their skin and eat their children before the fight and then start rimming them immediately afterwards is fucking ridiculous. This isn't just McGregor and Mayweather circus either, it's constant. Back before boxing turning into a subsidiary of WWE there might be a begrudging respect between boxers who didn't like each other because at least they gave their all. Now you don't even have that, you have two people who knew nothing about each other before the fight is confirmed, both act like the other is more hateable than Chairman Pol Pot Stalin, and then the day after the fight one of them is talking about how the other is going to be godfather to his kids and the other is talking about how he's going to be the best man at his wedding.
If Vince McMahon doesn't have some element of creative control in boxing I'll be amazed. The entire thing is one big unfunny joke.
>champion of mma ufc
>mixed martial arts
>mixed
>lost to a midget boxer who can't even read
:-O
??
Is cruz fighting cody tj winner
>>77945467
>>77945535
Why do people inherit the accent of their peers and not their parents?
>TKO'd by Floyd
>ducking contenders
>calling out 11 loss fighters
is there anything he can't do?
>muh mma we dont fight with fat gloves our jaw can take few hits la
>lost to FM (who's known to win by UD) by tko
>"notorious puzzy"
when will heem ever recover?
>>77945568
This desu
>>77944055
Yno what
If I'm gonna be in some fucking circus fight like that... I would do the exact same.
Who the fuck knows... maybe he comes out and cracks you with something you don't see and you go down and then it's over. How fucking embarrassing would that be? I can't even imagine being the dude CM Punk, Punk'd on his debut. Fuck me. I shiver at the mere thought.
>>77944367
You can't upload to this board if it has audio fyi
>>77945535
>>77945635
get real buddy, she's putting it on. ask anyone who's lived abroad for even 50 years, your native tongue stays the same except for some tiny changes.
there's no way you're from arizona and after 2 months in brazil you turn into renato larange
>>77945631
MM might move up to 135 and challenge the winner once he breaks the stupid record he's so fixated on. He's talked about challenging the bantamweight champ before.
>>77945624
anyone who replies to this fell for the troll
Hey guys, do you like Big Brown?
>>77945467
>this is a 10/10 on /heem/
>>77945769
just you then faggot
>>77945769
anyone you say
>>77945757
Say that to her face, fucker, not online, and see what she does to you.
>>77943373
,sunny side up,
>>77945757
My brother lived in australia for 4 years and picked up a slight accent but he moved back and now it's gone.
>>77945811
>>77945813
sorry buds i wanted to tell him we're too smart for his bait
>>77943700
>>77943714
no reel fite fans in india, fact
>>77945488
>pic
>>77945758
He already did
>>77945860
yeah that's normal travelling between anglo countries. i was living in scotland for just a couple of years and when i came back people pointed out i was pronouncing some words funny.
but there's no way you're gonna mess up your grammar and forget words. she sounds like a first year english student.
>>77945467
Schaub: didn't deliver on his Conor going 12 rounds promise
Schaub: didn't delivery on his Conor will win multiple rounds pormise
people will defend this.
>>77944186
>>77943918
Job Jones
>>77945967
Didn't deliver on his dick pic promise.
>>77945953
She spoke nothing but Portugaysa for like five years.
>>77945963
lol he shouldn't overvalue himself conor can still draw huge against guys who will fight for a fraction of at least $20,000,000
>>77945942
Cheeky Sanjay, what is he like
>>77945942
indians are something else
>>77946020
The difference between Conor fighting Nate and Conor fighting anyone else on a stacked as fuck card is negative three hundred thousand PPV buys. Pay the man.
>>77946020
he thinks Conor won't take a fight with anyone but him (since technically it's the easiest fight at 155)
What did DC mean by this
>>77945963
that's the only way to deal with dana's lowballs
>>77943572
Best timeline:
>Wmma gets deleted and replaced with ultimate submission
>>77946087
MOMMY I WANT MILK MILK
>>77945963
I hope Dana doesn't cave to that bum's demands
>>77944109
He's a faggot that deserved to have his legacy tarnished
>>77946122
he will if Conor pressures him
Could anyone in the UFC have beaten Mayweather in a boxing match on Saturday?
If the answer is no, go up a weight division until you find someone that could KO him.
what are some moral winners like Mark Hunt, Daniel Cormier and Connor McGregor?
>>77946238
Masvidal, Nick, Gus if we have to go that far.
>>77946238
I feel like Paulie is never going to be vindicated despite predicting the fight to a tee. Feels bad, man.
Anyway, Masvidal or Rory or Lawler could probably take it, but only by virtue of being fucking enormous compared to Mayweather.
>>77946238
mighty mouse
>not even joking
>>77946272
>>77946280
>>77946282
Come on I'm sure there's someone in lightweight with a strong punch.
Also is there any doubt that Woodley would be a one round fight?
>>77946049
but that would mean literally giving all of that ppv buy money to nate lol
>>77946294
Mighty Meme's striking is probably the weakest part of his game tbqh.
>>77946319
If Woodley managed to touch him he we'd be watching a snuff film, but he wouldn't manage to touch him.
>>77946319
>boxing match
floyd can ran around and shove his ass into his opponents dick and win the round so a "strong punch" isn't enough
>>77946371
>but he wouldn't manage to touch him.
oh i disagree my guy. woodley would punch right through those brittle hands.
if conor started living modestly he wouldn't have to get CTE
>>77943200
World Champ
>>77946405
Mayweather wouldn't be standing directly in front of Woodley waiting for him to boop, though.
>>77946445
It's a unique position to be in at age 29 as a human cock fighter.
>>77946464
Come on man, you can't literally bob and weave the entire fight.
When the hell will 1st ep of tuf 26 be uploaded. Not on fightpass and cant find it online.
>>77946464
Floyd loves to be hit though
>>77946510
floyd ""bobbed and weaved"" for 8 rounds straight before he came forward after conor gassed
I'm glad manlet fight is over and we can go back to real weight divisions.
Welterweight and above, everything below is decisionweight and should be ignored.
>>77946510
IDK, look what happened last time he fought a guy who regularly weighs in over 170.
>>77946461
>extinguishes your fire
>>77946552
perry is a manlet
>>77946552
>>77946576
he also has no head movement and has taken an ungodly amount of punishment for his age
>>77946576
>>77946590
perry is a heemlet
>>77946598
he's a hothead who trains at a literal UFC gym in WINTER SPRINGS FLORIDA, he gets frustrated too easily
>>77946550
Conor hit him, just not hard enough because he doesn't know how to get momentum and torque behind him punches. He hits like a rabbit.
>>77946598
>>77946576
perry in a helmet
>>77946569
That would piss me off so much I'd probably bite his ear off or something.
when will they learn?
Why isn't Calendar taking picks anymorw, I'm not giving the loser spammer any (You)'s
>>77946623
>Conor hit him
He never hit him cleanly, Floyd kept turning around.
>He hits like a rabbit.
go back to /box/
>>>/asp/
take the gloves off
>>77946676
He definitely did hit him scroll up and watch the WebMs
>>77946692
>never landed any punches
>definitely hit him
you're losing your grasp
is anyone here buying ufc 215?
>>77946758
Christ no, that card is garbage.
Although to be fair the closest I've gotten to spending money on a UFC card is buying drinks at the pub during MayMac.
>>77946758
Did Dana put this card along with the upcoming Fight Night after MayMac because he knew that McGregor would lose and there will be less people interested?
>>77946664
he never was unconscious
>>77946844
he doesn't give a shit about canada
they don't even get GSP's return
>>77946758
Redpill me on buying PPVs. Why not just buy fightpass instead?
>>77947218
Because the PPV isn't on fight pass for a month or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X3tN98R-iU
prepare to get pumped for this weekend's card
>>77947218
Fight Pass doesn't have PPVs until a month or two after the PPV
>>77947242
>>77947272
Ah, just when I was considering buying FightPass™
It's back2torrents for me
>>77947309
especially when their service sucks
>>77947309
Fightpass gets you access to stuff like Invicta though.
It's legitimately good value for money if you like watching fites imo.
>the view behind Francis Ngannou
>>77947309
>pay $100 for the ppv through ufc.tv
>it fails
lol
How much of a chinlet is Aldo to get ko'd by McGregor so fast?
>>77947428
Master of Science in Chinlet
>>77947428
Aldo was just pulling guard until BJM decided to throw an illegal knee.
fights are pretty boring i'm only watching highlights from now.
>>77947591
biggest brain in the thread
So everyone from SBG is a hack, yes?
>>77947591
I've only watched one fight live in the past couple of years but I post here all of the time lol.
>>77947637
With Aisling Daly gone yes.
>>77946464
me on the left
>>77946758
>Mighty Mouse is the worst draw in the company
>Have him headline the first ppv after May/Mac knowing full well the numbers will be shit
>>77946673
Picks are picks lol get over it
>>77947706
hopefully amanda's chronic sinusitis doesn't flare up again
>>77943695
>My favorite technique is to submit my opponent without him hurting me or me hurting him
*neck cranks a dude till he's oozing blood like a smashed tomato*
>>77943724
This. It was a rushed one.
has Springsperg left for his gay sex tourism long weekend yet?
What happened on the first episode of TUF? Was there any fights? I wanna watch it but I can't watch that shitty over dramatized reality TV
>>77947759
Lol so obvious she was about to piss hot
>>77947817
Lets find out
>>77947824
I got drunk and stopped giving a shit half way through and watched some trailer park boys isntead
>>77947652
>I've only watched one fight live in the past couple of years but I post here all of the time lol.
same my guy. DC vs Jones.
the rest i download the day after and skip through them for any highlights based on crowd reactions.
>>77947824
Roxy v Some Black Lady.
>>77947885
>>77947652
Casuals that make highlights don't satisfy my autism on stance changes, trashtalk inside the cage, commentary, grappling game, etc. No way you get a real grasp of fighters based on highlights. Maybe works for /box/ though.
>Alvarez and Gaethje are coaching women
>>77947984
I'm pissed I didn't know until last minute
>>77947984
smart, women don't have the power to stop anyone, so walking down your opponent is a valid strategy that will leave you CTE-less
>>77948038
It's not smart, I'm not gonna watch that filth Mr. Scroat
highlights are pretty boring i'm only watching jpgs from now.
>>77947772
what you don't realize is that he's just waiting for his opponents to tap. if he wanted to hurt rick story he would have cranked his neck until it snapped. many fighters have said that maia's strength in submissions is comparable to a boa constrictor.
Who was the janetty?
>>77948203
>>77948203
cody
>>77948142
Yeah, I agree, Maia is a good dude and for sure /our guy/. Never carries bad intentions inside the cage. If anything RNC is one of the humane shit he can do to you.
>>77948131
>>77948300
fuck is he on about...
>>77948355
Suicide imminent.
>>77948355
Pretty sure he's talking about Jesus
>>77948355
He's gonna anhero
>>77948355
No for gay Jesus
he runs /heem/
>>77948355
>Imagine being one of Jones' passengers and he starts this shit.
>>77948432
Jones needs Yoelito at his side during these hard times
>>77948437
>name on collar
could he get any lamer?
>>77943398
Dana has said it got 6.5million buys.
>>77946087
>>77946110
MOMMY
>>77948529
>he believes Dana
>>77943398
we didn;t have periscope in 2015 that's why
>>77943487
well no because *brings the mic closer* every 10 years the cells in your body actually completely change I was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jamie could you get that article up? yeah but it's because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvinate faster... here we go look at that... yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
>>77948447
>passengers
What? Like fans?
>>77948567
That's not it, the heem pasta mentions how people use pictures of Brendan and shit
>>77948529
internationally, that report is talking about north america
>>77948576
in a vehicle with Jones at the wheel aka the most dangerous place on earth
>>77945963
>>77945963
well he got 13 last time and this one will be the biggest.
>>77948543
dana red
>>77946510
He's done it for 50 fights. You are also forgetting he did not use the Philly Shell against Conor because it doesn't work well against southpaws.
Floyd would make the punch percentage of anyone one in the MMA look like they never fought in their life with that in the boxing ring.
>>77948606
I wrote that pasta but I cant remember it now,someone needs to imgsearch the archive,I want to read it too
>>77948543
>he believes Meltzer
>>77948475
He could be wearing this redneck wedding attire, sure.
>>77943777
when did joanna fight tim kennedy?
>>77948623
He JUSTed himself, he probably was forced to give his purse to the UFC, so I don't see anyone in his car any time soon.
>>77948669
I need original filename, one you posted was mexres default or something
>>77948682
>Bottle almost finished
Feel bad for the little guy already.
>>77948682
goofy suit money
>>77948723
TUGGER SCUB, YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHER FUCKER
>>77948702
original filename was this >>77943487 I've never changed it
>>77948682
Are those slip ons?
>>77948673
>getting worked by big dick dave
>>77948475
he could tattoo it on his chest i suppose...
>>77945963
20m for literally who
>>77948789
>>77948682
He has to be fucking with us at this point. He can't possibly think this doesn't look stupid.
>>77948699
LOL NO the UFC doesn't give a shit about steroids
if you miss weight by half an ounce you owe your opponent 20% of your purse
if your testosterone level 200 times the normal level you get fined 200 dollars
>>77948769
How dare you post that picture you literal pedophile?? What the fuck is wrong with you? Conor would beat your ass I know it.
>>77948789
>no socks
he's not a qt girl. is dee a patrician footslave?
Conor is making a big business mistake with that Whiskey.
Here's the thing. If you're famous you can bring out your own drink, perfume, clothes line... but as soon as your 15 minutes are over nobody will buy your shit. Nobody will walk into a bar and ask for a glass of Notorious on the rocks.
The smart thing to do is invest into something that can stand alone after your name dies, like George Foreman's grill. That shit made him more money than his entire boxing career did.
Point being, use your name to market a good product, don't just attach it to garbage. Your Whiskey is not gonna taste better than Johnny Walker's.
>>77948819
Have you not been experienced with fashion culture? Go on /fa/. They imagine the most idiotic outfits and think it looks good. Look at Celebrities also, they were some weird stuff but it looks good apparently. I think if you're a rich then you're going to look "cool" either way
>>77944601
100 hours in MS paint
>heem Chad Mendes
>heem Jose Aldo
>heem Nate Diaz twice
>heem Eddie Alvarez
>heem Floyd Mayweather's legacy
>heem Nate Diaz again
How can one man be so based?
why is this the cutest fighter in all of mma?
>>77948785
No luck
is there a cuter woman fighter than this?
>>77948961
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74465146/#74466318
search by image MD5
>>77948935
heem irish welfare after you quit your job then move to america after you make your millions
>>77948935
Mods, can you please rangeban ireland?
>>77949005
>ching chong langeban pls
>>77948981
>pictured: Connor McGregor in his first title defense 2049 (colourised)
>>77949003
>heem your gut with 3 cheeseburgers an hour
>>77948935
Good work ethic and confidence
Gooby bless
I'm off to watch transfer deadline day
If any of you queers are still here when I get back I'm going to kick the head off ye
>>77949112
"irish" "men" can't fight
>>77949125
Me on the right
>>77949087
>goblin feet
dropped
>>77949192
I want to FUG that right side cheerleader
Oh so you a wrestler now connor?
>>77949094
>work ethic
>gasses in ten minutes
New episode is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdQ6zfPoXME
>>77949275
m-mommy?...
Oh so you a boxer now COnnar?
>>77949305
Bisping's podcast sucks
>i will turn floyd into a panic wrestler
>>77949321
>you cant match my pace
>lets see who takes the first back step
>>77949307
MOMMY
>tfw your favorite woman fighter gets a career ending pregnancy
fuck man. how can the #1 ranked worldwide atomweight just drop the sport for a baby? maybe >wmma posters were right
>>77949377
>his head is too small
>12 tree minute rounds of non-stop pressure
>>77949275
https://www.instagram.com/jessmao/
I bet I can take you down /heem/
>>77949386
WHAT
>>77946087
chad factory
>>77949468
fucking Herica got pregnant. She's currently the best atomweight in the world and her career is over at 24 years old
>>77949305
cheers buddeh!
>>77949305
Thanks, it's pretty fun
>>77949087
>>77949101
>>77949125
looks like a dude
>>77949543
>tfw ywn make her to abort her bastard spawn in order to forcibly implant your seed
Wait, wait wait. LADS
Is it true Mayweather bet on himself to finish Conor in the 10th round?????
>>77949275
MOMMY
>>77949590
He tried to
I'm the new John Wick.
>>77949590
>>77949617
no, he tried to bet that he would get a finish any round before the 11th
>>77949566
gb2pol
>>77949305
another episode of Bisping simultaneously talking shit about ( and ducking), every middleweight in the division.
meanwhile Whittaker announced on his insta he's back to full training on his knee.
>>77949693
Whittaker bent over ass out like a good cuck and said he wanted Bisping to fight GSP
>>77949693
What did Ariel mean by this?
>>77949752
this
>>77949778
his kikeness will be dealt with
>>77949570
Hahaha saved
>>77949778
oh look another canadian virtue signaling american politics fuck that faggot
>>77943104
based giose
>>77949820
>>77949843
None of you are even American, so what are you even doing?
>>77949778
Ariel is quite evil tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtTTGP7Vavk
>>77949968
hate journalists
>>77943822
I don't care what anyone says. If given the opportunity, Lee would be the greatest fighter, promotionally speaking for Conor than anyone else.
The smack talk would be fireworks. And the fight wouldn't be bad either.
>>77949968
ariel is canadian numnuts
motownphenomYO! You hitting them corners too mothafucking fast baby. I almost spilled my 'yac on this 200 dollar suit nigga.
Credit:@joejitsu@adidas#UFC216#adidas#adidasoriginal#pinky
>>77944230
I don't know, so I shouldn't speak, but I imagine if someone has any of those diseases they are banned from competition.
Yo I hear your mom even got tickets
>>77950124
Please do not talk about my mom.
>>77945660
This b8 is poor
>i will knock him unconscious within 4 rounds
>MARK MY WORDS!
>>77948895
The Irish don't wear socks with their suits
>>77949752
Because he's a boring, nice guy outside the ring.
and he knows he's going to make bank if GSP is Mw champ and has to contractually fight him.
>>77948355
Ah, he is currently in the jesus quotes phase of the post-fuck up
>>77945963
>Nate, baby pls, baby c'mon.... nate, sweetheart... shhhh baby, pls....
>>77945963
THIS MAN HAS SMOKED HIMSELF RETARTED
>>77950324
>b-bisping is ducking
>w-well its part of whittakers plan to intentionally not fight
Get a trip so i can confirm every Australian here is the human equivalent of a golden retriever
>>77945963
Why is Nate's body so disgusting?
>http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/nate-diaz/conor-mcgregor-nate-diaz-earn-estimated-15-million-13-million-respectively-ufc-202/
are you guys stupid? ofcourse he'll ask for 20, this ppv might crack 2 mil
>>77950504
>>77950514
>estimated
>I AM BOXING!
>>77950504
he's an endurancecuck, cyclists and runners always have repulsive skinnyfat or skellymode builds
>>77950514
No way did Nate earn anything close to that. More like 2 million.
Still good money tho.
OH GOD IM LAFFIN
Amanda "Buffalo Wild Wings" Cooper vs Angela "I'm calling the cops" Magana
Ban Australia and the UK and these threads are 300% better
>>77948819
i understand both sides
i remember when i had earned a little more than usual and felt "rich".
for some strange reason i felt attracted to clothes that i usually would never even consider.
its the money....
>>77950613
How many bongs till Invicta?
>>77950686
Check the website.
>>77950613
I would lick both their assholes after the fight, genital warts be damned
>>77950615
Oh I disagree. Notice how the spammer is American, but the UK has zero spammers?
>>77949778
Ariel is upset Trump didn't go on stage and just cry, and desu I agree.
>>77950529
>>77950504
he has terrible posture
my sauna came today, tried it early
it's actually pretty good! gets hot enough, i was in there for 30 minutes and my towel was drenched
gonna try cutting 10 pounds tomorrow
next week i'll do 20, hope i don't get a kidney failure
>>77950504
It's the definition of average body
>>77950882
this you?
>>77950504
>>77950580
>>77950852
WRONG!
He doesn't use steroids is the reason.
>>77950924
oh wow i have that exact one. i was on my phone listening to a podcast not gaming.
Rory's doing an AMA over at r/MMA for anyone who wants to see what's up with the Canadian Psycho
>>77950852
>>77950907
>>77950930
Kek, it's like he doesn't even train
>>77950978
He's unironically one of the best natty athletes in the UFC. Nick as well.
>>77950924
>le epic gamer girl
>>77950930
>asking a question then btfoing yourself then replying to yourself
i felt like i needed to point out this obvious samefagging
>>77950967
>r/MMA
always knew that faggot was a reddit tier fighter. canada is basically reddit: the country so it makes sense.
>>77951000
Being natty doesn't mean you're gonna have the torso of a 60 year old
>>77951015
why does this threaten your masculinity? she's a woman and she gaymes. deal with it
>>77950475
Whittaker got his knee stomped in by a guy Bisping is fucking terrified of. Bisping would have had to have been dragged kicking and screaming to the cage to fight Romero.
now he's going to turn tail and run again , regardless of the result v GSP. I guarantee you this. Bisping will never fight a ranked Mw again.
>>77951043
Him and Nick do several triathlons a year.
This is why Nate took the Gooby fight on 2 weeks notice, rolled off the couch, dusted the cheetos off his chest and went to fight (and won)
>>77951046
the gamer grill meme is over now, she needs to pretend to be right wing for the neetbux now
>>77951073
Bisping will lose to GSP then he'll be remembered as the champ that never fought a contender
>>77951101
He and Nick get beaten by 70 year old women in triathlons every year
Nate beat Conor the first time because Conor fought stupid, gassed, and shot against a black belt.
>>77951073
Romero is fucking garbage and his style matches up piss poor with Bisping
You're also still a backtracking retard
>>77950882
Mate make sure you have people around you
>>77951032
You were wrong buddy I've been on this site since 2007 I don't feel the need to samefag all my posts do iron man numbers.
>>77951101
They don't just compete either, they're really fucking good. Almost always top 10 finishers. This is from their most recent event last year.
>>77951210
>and his style matches up piss poor with Bisping
he'd take Bisping down and TKO him in the first round.
man having autism fucking sucks
i spend literally hours memorising fighter's records
why do i do it? i have no idea, just this compulsive need...
i wish i could go out and actually train mma, or even watch the fights, instead i waste my days reading fight outcomes
>>77951210
Maybe you should backtrack and re-read my post buuuuuuuuuuuddy.
Whittaker won't be healthy til after Bisping/GSP fight. Whittaker will probably prefer to fight GSP because it's more money, and Whittaker has nothing to fear from smaller wrestlers, when you can shrug of jacare, and romero.
>>77951236
His mma wrestling is fucking garbage he had a one legged ww flat on his back and did jack shit
>>77951125
>only men are allowed to enjoy playing videos
why does this image threaten you so much? is gaming all you have to identify with?
>>77951372
He took down Weidman repeatedly.
>>77951361
maybe you should stop posting because nothing you say ever is the slightest bit intelligible you fucking inbred zilch
i fucking hate you sooooooo much youre not even trolling youre this fucking stupid how no one has ever attempted to strangle you is beyond any human comprehension
>>77951415
thats because weidman tried fucking around with him do you not even remember the first round where weidman was taking him down of course not shut the fuck up
>>77951440
Your anger is making me so fucking hard, believe you me.
>>77951462
>thats because weidman tried fucking around with him
5:43 someone make a webm
https://youtu.be/YXOYQbSfHdQ?t=5m43s
Why do MMA fighters kick with their shins? Your shins are not made for kicking
how does this make you feel?
>>77951392
to be fair, men enjoy gaming, women enjoy telling other people they game. hence the millions of photos.
>>77951660
JCVD in kickboxer disagrees
>>77951234
Nick has convinced me to go vegan. If you can win a triathlon and fuck people up while still being vegan, there's literally no reason to eat pesticide infested meat products.
His website is pretty good
http://www.fuelforthefighter.com/
australians arent human
>>77951674
what if she gets paid to post the images my friend? is it fair to say bodybuilders only work out because they enjoy telling people they consume massive amounts of protein powder, hence all the pics?
>>77951703
the diaz bros literally are not vegan
the're pescetarians they eat fish and eggs
What happened to Aldo? He has stopped doing his Dutch kick boxing and grappling for sub-par boxing.
whittaker embarrassed roidshithole jacarrhea and brunshit give me an apology
holloway shitfucked aldos pathetic career into oblivion say SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY RIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>77951801
Well I'm not planning on going full vegan, I'll still drink milk, and have some KFC or steak once in a while, but I'm still limiting my meat intake to once a week.
>>77951685
It's so stupid. Your shin isn't built to kick, why not use your foot instead?
>>77951827
This is the spammer
>>77951660
Some of the most brutal head kick Heems are when they hit the opponent with their shin by accident. Makes sense since the shin/leg is a lot harder and heavier than your foot
>>77951815
hes always been overrated shit any striker not a complete cardio kickboxercise faggot could beat him i said this
muh leg kicks
muh nu footwork
muh babies and burgers
fucking nobody piece of shit zeroes who know shit about striking pat wyman tier niggers that zilch is my bitch
Go on /heem/
>>77951773
i'm not hating man, she can do whatever she wants, all i'm saying is i can understand why some people get mad.. they're actual gaming enthusiasts then some chick comes along, calls herself a gamer after playing skyrim for half an hour.
>>77951841
then youre not vegan you fucking towelhead
im going vegan no actually im not fuck you nigger
>>77951879
he beat frankie edgar twice, urijah faber in his prime, chad mendez (the chad mendez that almost beat conor)
im l i t e r a l l y not even joking when i say i could beat the shit out of romero hes fucking trash calendarnigger is a fucking retard
>>77951392
>>77951773
I couldnt care less, im just pointing this out as a fact. if your a chick that wants to make some money online, pretending to be a gamer has become less lucrative than just spouting plainjain centrist views with some right leaning memes sprinkled in between.
I dont even play videogames mate
>>77951927
calm down my guy. today meat IS obviously bad but it's not like eating is a game of russian roulette: the toxins and shit build up over time.
it's the same as mcdonalds. you don't get fat from one big mac, but every day...
>>77951993
Is this the spammer?
>>77952031
>>77952041
shut the fuck up
>>77951963
who /fullcampmendes/ here? conor was getting fucked up
>m-muh boxing
I hate McGoober for causing trends with other fighters who act like they can be multiple division champions and go into boxing.
>>77952064
This is obviously the spammer. So aggro all the time.
>>77951879
>>77951993
>>77952064
>>77951927
based spammerbro
i wish pubs had wifi
i could take my laptop there and be one of those drunks that just sits there all day sipping his drink
>>77952183
get a usb wifi stick, or is that too sharp to bring into a pub?
Everyone calm down
>WHEN I SWING THAT LEFT HOOK, THE HUMAN SKULL CANNOT TAKE IT!
>ladies and gentlemen, referee herb dean has called a stop to this contest at 2 minutes 34 seconds of round number 4, declaring the winner by submission due to rearnaked choke, AAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW interim ufc lightweight champion of the WOOOOOOOOOORLD, Kevin "The Mo-Town Pheeeeenooom" LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77952228
haha based spambro btfoing the zilches
btw real quick what is youre favorite joint lock submission move?
>>77952274
I would stop watching MMA for the rest of my life if this happened.
>>77952347
>>77952347
leave
>>77950266
Is that painting on the wall more pathetic than Edmond's?
i made so much money from crytopniggers betting on rentalnigger the zilch just learned how to jab a month ago lmao
floyds still a bitch hes only slightly bigger than that wallbuilder docknigger
>>77952244
kek
>>77952368
>>77952377
how does a guy ranked 7 deserve an interim title shot? i get it people are out of comp, so what, wait for them to come back. what should we do next, give mark hunt and ngannu the interim title fight because everyone is busy?
>>77952503
>give mark hunt and ngannu the interim title fight
hey thats actually a good idea
>>77952503
because everyone else is busy, Khabib is nursing his vagina, alvarez and le punching bag man would rather do tv, barbosa is hurt and already lost to ferg, and mcgregor is too busy doing mandrama.
did that cover everything?
What went wrong?
>>77952577
i know, that's why i said wait for them to finish their business. an interim champion is not a necessity.
>>77952768
yoel romero deleted him
>>77952768
it may not be, all I care about is it being a five rounder, they can't main event that fight without a belt, if that's the price than so be it desu
>>77952768
>wait
There would not be any combat sports if this is how they worked.
UFC 215 Conference call of the year starting soon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRda79rwfmI
>>77952606
usada
matt serra
albitch sterling
>>77952901
>>77952860
yes they can. main event fights are 5 rounds regardless of whether they are title fights or not.
ferguson lee should be a fight night main event.
I DONT WANNA MEME
FOREVER
I JUST WANT TO KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME
desu senpai
>>77953016
they wanted it for a ppv. im not defending it, I just dont give a fuck about the belts since they dont. for all I care this is the real lightweight belt just like roberto is the mw champ.
the "real" belts in those two divisions are mandrama props
>respectfully, /heem/
>respectfully
>>77953084
Bisping is as mandrama as it gets
>>77952901
please please miss weight ray borg
>>77943777
LEAVE BIG BIRD ALONE!!!!
>>77943777
Macaroni had a hard life.
anyone else not want another nate vs conor fight?
lightweight is the last great ufc division left right now. can't go and fuck that title up desu. defend or vacate and fight malinaggi or some shit
>“I’m the 155 pound champion,” said McGregor, as transcribed by BJPenn.com. “I faced him at 170, he beat me, then I rematched him at 170, I beat him. Now I’m the 155 pound world champion, now if he wants that fight, he must come down — that’s a fair trade. I didn’t ask for the rematch at a lower weight, I asked for the rematch at the exact same weight. I thought that was a fair play move on my behalf and I came in and I won. So, now I won that and I won the 155 title after that, so if he wants the fight he has to make that 155 pound limit.”
t. McGregor saying this to a guy who is a lightweight anyway.
Has Mayweather punched the retard into Leprechaun's head
>>77953352
Nate was literally 200 pounds in the cage tbqhwyf
>People really are this stupid
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWtKSQjGZQ/
>>77948355
thats suicidal
hes waiting for a sign to end it all
>>77953351
>lightweight is the last great ufc division left right now
jesus chris are you serious? other than heavyweight, it's in absolute shambles
>>77953395
It was actually 400
how does this make you feel?
>>77953407
who gives a fuck it's funny. he's gonna look at it and remember that he has friends and had a good time and many laughs with them. meanwhile you sit there with no tattoos but nobody cares because you're all alone.
>>77953407
>Man, I thought Mayweather couldn't get any uglier
fucking lmao
>>77953429
Motherfucker has like thirty dicks
>the future of wmma
>>77953473
1,7,4,2,6,3,6,8,5
>>77953473
all I can think for current season is
>wow my coach will teach me the way to get CTE
>>77953516
>3 before 8
>>77953473
fugg thats basically all thats left of the invicta roster
>>77953546
>not in her wonderwoman gear
>>77953546
Ostovich is more silicon than woman at this point. I'm worried that she'll melt in the sun.
Besides, Roxy is cute! CUTE!
>>77953584
>>77953589
she just has fake tits. everything else is makeup or real
Can we have a thread dedicated to BjPennske next, thanks guys!
>>77953778
"Yes"
>>77953622
She looks like a troll doll fucked a bucket of eyeliner.
>>77953806
i disagree
you still here, pussy?
how long until invicta?
>>77949468
Sure hope the Machida can pull something off. He's aged but a threat in mw non the less.
>the amount of anger and salt in the Conference Call chat towards DJ
Talk about SAD!
new
>>77953986
new
>>77953986
new
>>77953986
>>77953959
mighty mouse h8rs are the best, they have no reason to h8 so their tears are extra salty
>>77954014
especially since you can tell they're either casuals or don't even watch 125 lol
>>77953994
>this faggot and his retarded calendar spam
they're not even remotely good or useful