CONMEBOL League - WC Qualifiers - Matchday 15

>relegation to CONCACAF

kek

>>77942520
Correct me if I'm wrong but if Brazil wins today they will secure #1 for good, right?

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>tfw already qualified

>14 games played already

When did the Qualifcation started?

>>77942899
October 2015

>>77942899
Shortly after the non-meme Copa América.

>>77942520
>relegation to CONCACAF
Isn't it easier to qualify for next WC in CONCACAF for Venezuela anyway?

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>mfw >we don't win today

>>77942520
>Relegation to CONCACAF

Everytime

>>77943029
On the other hand they will not hang around with the cool kids anymore.

>tfw put a cheeky 100 on Argentina
>tfw put a cheeky 50 on Paraguay
>tfw put a cheeky af 10 on Venezuela tying the coffee niggas

>>77943029
wait, so Venezuela will play countries like Mexico and USA next time?

>>77943447
It's just a meme

>>77943436
>>tfw put a cheeky 100 on Argentina
Fuck you

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>>77943627
I bet 500 pesos with some job pals that Argentina wins 2-0 with one from Icardi and other from Messi.
Easiest 500 of my life.

>>77943029
Due to their FIFA ranking, if they somehow played in the Concacaf with the current format, they would enter the competition at group stage being second seed.
There they should easily qualify to the final hex if they draw Mexico or USA, since they usually rig the best qualy rivals.
The final hex should already be a hard shot

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>>77942520
>Relegation to CONCACAF
every time

COL
CHI
draw
BRA
PER

>relegation to concacaf

XD

>>77942870
yes

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This will be our team today

>>77942520
>relegation to CONCACAF
DELET

>>77945270
>you now remember Egidio Arevalo
That's the weakest team in a while

>>77943978
What if they win by 2-0 but the goals weren't from Icardi and Messi? Will you still win the bet?

>>77945270
>all those old men and literal whos

I miss the old Urgay.

>>77943978
500 pesos is not even a blowjob, amarrete

>>77945326
>That's the weakest team in a while
It's weak for what we can offer but it's fine for what the mummy makes us play with. I'd put Laxalt(bench) instead of Cebolla and Lucas Torreira(not called) instead of Gonzalez. Ricca is injured so Silva has to play, we've just never had a lot of decent L/R backs

The rest is fine, you can put Pereiro and Sanchez if you want to go full attack mode in the second half

>>77945390
Old men: Gonzalez, Onion(I think he's fine for Argentina)
Literal who: Silva(he's bad) and Nandez that's really good

>>77945270
>gonzalez
>cebolla
>silva

we're gonna get destroyed and its not gonna be fun

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>>77943436
>cheeky 50 on Paraguay
mate.. you lost your cash

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I love you my brothers, good luck tonight

>https://twitter.com/rafacotelo/status/902969168257003521

>>77946325
We're going to fuck your shit tonight

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Rate my snack

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>>77946357
>para que me sacan?

I legit want Argentins to lose so they fix their shit. How can you have one of the greatest NTs in the world for YEARS and fuck up this bad

I just bet my house on Brazil.

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>>77946551
>How can you have one of the greatest NTs in the world for YEARS and fuck up this bad


i have no idea

>>77942520
scared af but if >we win I feel we are in

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>Uruguay on 4 losses in a row
>has to play against >us now
I don't know, m8s, this looks too good to be true

>>77946570
Brazil will be testing new tactics/formations/strategies from now on

>>77946771
>71
It doesn't stop even now, huh

>>77946630
A tristeza nao tem fim

>>77942870
Yes, it means shit tho

>>77946745
3.

5 if you count the friendlies

>>77945390
You're joking, right? Old men and literal whos were always in Uruguay's line up. They are underdogs since god knows when

Chile will win Russia 2018 to make up for the Confederations

>>77946813

well you have to actually be at a world cup for shit like that to happen

>>77946974
Hahaha dumb peru

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so who are we playing in repechaje this time? New Zealand?

>>77946974
Cheeky but harmless, my dear neighbor.

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>>77947032
Australia

>>77947052

i don't think that can happen anymore.

>>77947035
>my dear neighbor

there's no internet on Acre m8

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>>77947052
fine by me

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post simpsons memes

>>77945270

>GK ok
>Shit tier defense
>No midfield
>Good attack

Still, Urgay wins with a cheeky goal and Suarez will pull some shit that will end on a rojo

>arg/uru only half an hour after the Chi/par game start
God fucking dammit, who make these schedules
Why we can't have one leg in two days like it was before?

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>>77947152
no it´s illegal

>>77947176
If we have a shit defense what do you leave to any other NT in the world?

Silva asides that's there because the LB got injured, the rest are great.

>>77947195
UEFA clubs have a lot of power

>>77947216
You defense is fine, GK that is shit

>>77945270
Martin Silva is better

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>>77947152

>>77931401
>>77934531
just pointing out these posts so I can laugh at them later

>>77947421
>he will unironically play Fazio
>he thinks he'll win it

lol

>>77947471
Fazio will stop air balls.

Sampaloli was left traumatized when everytime he came with Chile and ate 4 from headers

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Peru will go to a WC only if something like this happens

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>>77946551
>one of the greatest NTs in the world for YEARS

> there's people who actually believes this

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>>77947623
everyone will qualify with the new system don´t worry

>>77947623
When was the last time you played a WC?

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>>77947670

on paper, yes I think you guys had it. what your nt lacked was a decent coach. huefags know that feeling all too well.

>>77947726
1982

>>77947603
High means shit without good positioning. Uruguay will kill your team on the air, you'll see

>>77947726
Fuck off Cafu, leave Guerrero alone

>>77947793
Feels bad for him honestly. Fuck Peru, those guys dont try their best

>>77947746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1Ae2w-Y-Y

>>77947792
Imagine Medel's kid drawings of those moments.

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>>77947853
That should be an open challenge for any anon with paint skills.

Here's what argiebro is talking about. I should spoiler this shit but /sp/ doesn't allow it.

>>77947792
Cute as fuck

Cirno
>>>/bant/2000000

Will despair Paraguayan appear today? is he dead?

>>77947792
>barsinso shirt

every time

>>77947974
If Chileans weren't white we'd probably be calling them subhuman

>>77946279

We need you to beat Chile, time to activate the famous garra paraguaya.

>>77947195
Uefa
and 2 days could benefit match rigging countries like Argentina and Uruguay

>>77948245

Esto no pasaba con Grondona

>>77947744
Nah, not really.
We are talking about postmodern football here. There's only like 4 elite teams in Europe right now and then a big quality drop to the next teams. We only have 5 players there, two of which are memes and the other one a benchwarmer.
For some reason people think that having a player at Manchester United, Valencia or inter means that they in the European elite when they really aren't. It's just that nowadays those yuros club's are even wealthier and have a more easier ways to scout around the world than before. Any mediocre can buy their sudaca promise for 2 pesos.
If our 80s, 90s and early 00s international players were playing today they would be in top CL teams instead of teams like Fiorentina, Parma or Zaragoza.

>>77948322
lastima que sea asi

>>77947603
>le chileans 1,60m defenders

Rank the matches today


Argentina vs. Uruguay
Peru vs. Bolivia
POWER GAP
Chile vs. Paraguay
Brasil vs. Ecuador
Colombia vs. Venezuela

>>77948412
Well, Medel is 170

>>77946432
Argentina/10

>>77948477
In that order:

Murderball
Indioball
Indioball extended ver.
Whyevenbotherball
Congoball

Fun times had by all.

>>77948399
We have a decent squad and just Vidal plays in a elite team.

>>77948628
>WhyEvenbotherball

Don't underestimate Ecuador, they will end up taking the 5th spot if you guys fuck up today

>>77945341
Yes.
>>77945459
You are fucking golden whores or something?

>>77948709
Decent teams can be made with decent players but supposed great players only create supposed great teams.

>Chile vs. Paraguay
>mestizaje maligno vs full mestizaje
Wew.

>>77947623
There will be 5 direct qualifications and one "repechaje" for Mexico-USA-Canada 2026, for 2030 three of those will be taken leaving practically all CONMEBOL National Teams qualified.

>>77948041
i wish i was

>>77948185
that's the saddest
we won't make it even if we win, we will just fuck the others
suddenly we're back to being Bolivia-like wildcard again

>>77948399
not only that
most yuro teams hire """"our promising lads"""" for subs
they have much less play-time than if they stayed at home in a national league
in other words they're called to the NT because of fame, not because of quality. fml

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>relegation to CONCACAF

>>77949148
you had very good players but always shit coach

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>>77949202
son los directivos papu
están vendidos como no sé qué
no sé cómo ni tengo ganas de traducir al inglés, pero así es

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Who Hiatus x Hiatus here

>>77949202
Ramon Diaz was decent tbf

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I'm right outside the Paraguayan NT hotel.
What should I do lads?

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>relegation to CONCACAF

>>77949317
aim fireworks at their windows so they cant concentrate or sleep

>>77947623
>48-team WC
>three countries organizing in 2030
>6 spots for Conmebol
>9 out of 10 places for Conmebol
>plus one play-off berth

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>>77949347
They are about to go out, so it wouldn't matter

>>77949294
>Ramon Diaz
>full sellout
ahahahaha... welp

>>77949115

You guys could make it:

Venezuela is winnable
Uruguay isnt good while playing away from home.
Colombia is inconsistent.

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Another bus

>>77949405
yeah but Argentina has to lose to Uruguay, Venezuela, Peru AND Ecuador just so we can cheekily enter the playoffs against Tahiti or dunno who
no sé vos pero yo no le tengo fe

>>77949431
that one, that bus
shoot it

>>77949317
ask them for an autograph and try to put them a finger in the bum

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>>77949499
Weirdly there's no police this time.

This was a pic taken two days ago, when they arrived

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directivos putos ojalá su avión caiga en la cordillera

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>>77949578
Nevermind, they are here already.

My bus is coming, gotta go.

brit anon here lads i think we're in for a comfy evening

>>77945270
Classical Uruguay.
Elite Strikers, Murderers in the Middlefield, Strong Defenders and a good Goalkeeper.

>>77949947
the matches are kinda late for you, will you be able to hang out until Peru v Bolivia?

>>77943447
It's a joke to mock them, confederations are not leagues

Is this /copalib/?

>>77950350
i've got the day off work tomorrow i will try

>>77947623
>they also wanted Chile
>We didn't gave a fuck

It's expensive and also FIFA takes away all the money in the end, that's a fucking scam

>>77949115
>Implying we dont want to win just because we will fuck up the whole table

CRASHING THIS QUALIFIERS

>>77949405
Nice one Peru

Ahora contate una de vaqueros

>>77949317
Ask for Lucas Barrios autograph if you're a Cholo cholino

>>77949115
You can unironically make it.

>Venezuela is a bag of shit
>Urgay playing away is pretty winnable
>Cokelombia would be a matter of how things will unfold with the others until then

>>77950865
ya se fue anon

>>77951089
pls no

>>77950865
I'm listening on the radio right now a guy who went to the hotel with a Colo colo shirt for Barrios to sign it.
I didn't saw it when I was there, desu

>>77949663
where are they staying?

Haven't been here in a while, looking foward to ''hang out'' with you guys.

Anyone knows any other decent acestreams or any other streams for that matter for the upcoming games? plebbit/r/soccerstreams has none for the conmebol qualifiers.

>>77949999
Nice quads, Vecino is not a murderer

>>77951406
http://www.rojadirecta.me/

abrigato

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dubs and based castillo scores a hat trick

>>77951406

http://myfeed2all.eu/type/football.html

And AdBlock

>>77951406
Rojadirecta has Acestreams

>>77951628
>>77951680
bien ahí muchachos

>relegation to CONCACAF

wrong fucking neighborhood sudaca de mierda. do these cunts honestly think they have a better chance? lmao.

Am I the only BR who actually wants to throw this game up just for the lulz?

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>>77951734
forgot my pic.

:^)

>>77951736
how about the next one lad? top lols for sure if it happens in barranquillla. Please do it

Who you think will win el Macacob Owl between Brasil and Ecuador?

Brasil

>>77951809
Nops, this one would actually be nicer because if Ecuador wins + Urgay do its job properly = Argies going postal with 3 matches remaining

>>77951791
chicano deluded with chicharito

Why am I not surprised?

>>77951901
haha yeah but losing to Colombia would be 1000x more funny lol just think about the lols. Please lose against Colombia

>>77951862
in one of those matches one player went full Bane on Nerman and crushed his spine

.... no wait, that was Colombia, i recall. shit was glorious nonetheless

>>77951862
Brasil. They're going to make sopa de ecuatoriano with us.

>>77952082
>implying Brasil wont play like shit on purpose to screw Argentina

>>77952042
That was camilo zuñiga. I thought nerman was going to end up paraplegic, def felt bad

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>>77952042
>>77952217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg

the internet is such a fun place to go.

It's a shame Ecuador came to be in this position. We were undefeated and first in the table with perfect 12 points, beating Argentina in Buenos Aires.

Quinteros is an surprisingly good tactitian, but the stupidity comes when he has to CHOOSE his players. Even if a player is now shit, having a bad streak, not playing in his club or having a bad physical moment, he will keep him in the starting NT., JUST as he keeps Enner Valencia, Dreer, Paredes, Pedro Quinonez, etc.

He didn't call A SINGLE PLAYER of Dolphin, the team winning our league. He keeps calling players that started the qualifiers 2 fucking years ago, such as Walter Ayovi, a good player yes, but really really old and that hasn't been playing since a long time ago.

It's such a shame, and today if we get a miracle, we can HOPE for a draw.

>>77951791
CHI

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Que delícia é ver o Brasil ganhar de novo hoje rapazes

>>77951698
i replied first then them reply to me you COWARD

>>77951385
Radisson en Ciudad empresarial

Cueva should never go back here after this match. It isn't necessary.

15 BINGS LAD

>>77942520

Friendly reminder that by not qualifying, Venezuela actually won.

>>77953192
t. Delcy Rodriguez

>>77952626
Please. It was merely a memerun of 4 matches against a shit iteration of Argentina w/o the midget, Urgay in Quito, and Venezuela and Bolivia who are utter shit.

>>77952179
>Gayrrero in Peru
>score or assist every game
>GOAT even put a worldclass defender like Godin in shit

>Gayrrero in Flamengo
>lost a truck of goals
>just have PITI and get a yellow card every game

Why?

>>77953348
Wrong quoting >>77953222

Come here
>>>77953255

>>77952626
How's delfín btw?
Sorry >>77952802 (you)

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Perú will try their best!

empezamos con las pastas

>>77953345

Yes, it was a memerun, but thanks to the style of playing and the speed of counter attacks. Quinteros maybe is a fucking disaster picking players and is stubborn as fuck but Ecuador started this qualifiers playing good. In the end this thing, being stubborn nulifies any good trait the had, but Ecuador could meme into qualifyng easily and you know it. Argentina was shit and Brazil the same. But no, we destroyed that opportunity. Now Argentina has fucking Sampaoli, if he get his style of playing in that NT they will be a fucking attacking machine. Not even mentioning Brazil with majestic Tite. We lost retarded points with Bolivia and Colombia here. That's the problem, but thanks to retarded Quinteros.

>>77949999
I wish

enpezamos con los chicANOS

Venezuala 0 - 2 Colombia
Chile 3 - 1 Paraguay
Uruguay 1- 1 Argentina
Brazil 2 - 0 Ecuador
Peru 2 - 1 Bolivia

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my scores for today.

>WC qualifiers
Finally my life have meaning again

>>77952082
uma delicia?

>>77953621
Tranqui hermano, todos somos amigos en hilo de la con/moe/bol

>>77953621
ahora voy a hinchar por paraguay

vamos a perder porque este chicANO asqueroso va a hinchar por los paraguas

Pero que tipo tan amargo

chicano gordo LMAO

>SYRIA and UGANDA will qualify for a worldc up before memezuela

>>77953434

Well, a quick rundown:

Dolphin is very stable and homogenous. They obviously don't have a deep squad and lots of good subs, but their doctor is high quality. They've been rotating their squad perfectly. That helps a lot to mantain the level they have been demostrating. It was obvious for some of us that team would be in top 5 since a friendly match they played with Barcelona, a 2-2 draw in the pre-season. They looked balanced in every position and their extranjeros fitted right in.

The other small team that has been playing really good is Macara, but nobody is paying attention to them. Dolphin is favourite right now, they are finalists but if they win this stage they are direct champions. Other teams capable of reaching the meme final with Dolphin are Deportivo Cuenca, Macara, Independiente (i really don't thing so but in pure numbers they can), and maybe Memelec but they are playing badly. Barcelona is focused on Copa Libertadores right know, and if they get to the next phase, nobody will even care if they don't win this year's Ecuadorian League.

>>77953729
la mufaste wn kl vamos a perder

STREAM CULOMBIA VS MEMEZUELA??!!

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>le chilean sissy manlet

una vela

Is alexis drama finally over? Is he staying in arsenal or not?

what was this good quality stream site? it's for homework.

>>77953864
con los haitianos esa estadistica quedara en el olvido

lA muFaSte ajakjskajjsjakjsja

>>77953912
yes

lamar rejected arsenal even after kosc, lacazette, and giroud tried to persuade him earlier today.

Ojala no este el autista que postea esas serpientes mapuches, joder como lo odio

Que bien se siente nunca haber visto esas serpientes mapuches

>>77953255

>>77953835
wena nido
>>77953849
wena /a/
>>77953864
wena /pol/
>>77953882
pirate
>>77953912
wena gabriel
>>77953924
wena god of mu
>>77953933
wena indio
>>77953934
wena """"""""""""jaidefinichon"""

>>77953972
The other players must love alexis now after all this fucking drama

>>77954027
Wena wn

real thread

>>77953255

>>77954027
wena ocho chan

>>77954051
Reckon those three were asked by Alexis to try and persuade Lemar to join so he could then leave.

>>77952626
El GOLFINHO equipo si puede hacer un bueno papel en libertadores en lo proximo año?

>>77953864
Pero el mío mide 13

>>77953824
Next generation of benezuela is the gold generation of their, they being runner up in under20 WC.

>>77954313
their goalkeeper is really good and is only 19 years old

>>77954313
Memezuela will be the absolute GOAT next qualifyers, our NT will share places with Bolivia, and Perú will qualify in 5th place.

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>>77943978
>tfw i had a chirricles when i was a kid
>died in my last year of high school and we buried it in my garden

>>77946974
;_;

>>77954495
I had one too and I kicked it to death after it ate my pair of new nikes

>a lot of sport commentators in my country really believe Cavani+Súarez are better than Messi+Dybala+Icardi
>"we have a better defense and a better attack" they say

i don't even
the delusion is real
gonna laugh so hard when we get rekt even worse than Neverlands tonight and watch all this retards cry

SAVE

>>77954585
They might be right about the defense part tho

>>77954585
You will have to APOLOGIZE

>>77954625
the outrageous part is their opinion bout the attack

no midfield and Cavani is a tap in useless retard

genuinely confused how this "journalists" have a job when they clearly don't watch football

>>77954666
sure Satan, sure

>>77954585
>le mufa meme

we have:
ok goalkeeper
ok defense
almost shit midfield (with arevalo, lodeiro and pato sanchez is 100% shit)
good attack

argentina has:
ok goalkeeper
ok defense
good midfield
good attack

the only thing we can hope is to make a first goal and sampaoli go full retard and send all his team into attack so we can skip our midfield with long passes directly to our attack.

la seleccion nederland?

>>77953648
Argentina 1 - Perú 1

You wish.

that match it's definitory, and whoever that loses it, it's out from the WC. Argentina with don sampa won't give that match up so easily me thinks.

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>>77954968
don't forget about your cute coach

>>77955011
>el país de los paises de abajo
>subir en algo

>>77955095
*soft motor noises*

>>77955095
he's based. I'll seriously mourn his death, what a car-man.

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https://twitter.com/DelSolUy/status/903019541579665418

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>>77955190
>>77955232
mote than meets the eye

>>77954968
>the only thing we can hope is to make a first goal
>and clench your ass for the rest of the game. So, how Uruguay has played for the last 100 years?

4 World Titles is no joke tho

>>77955095
kek

>>77955352
>en la fotografía, seleccionado de la Argentina le busca las bolas a jugador seleccionado lloruga, pero no las encuentra

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>>77952389

>Neymar e encontrado morto tentando chupar o propio pau

Nooooooo!!! kjaskasjaskjaskjaskjaskjsaka, my sides!!

>>77955359
is Maestro Tabarez an autobot or a decepticon?

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>>77955410
>Does not know of the glorious moment when you win a match with 0 chances of goal against a rival who had 15 chances.

>>77955489
an autobot, did you not saw the logo?

>>77955501
>Medel with notorious physical dificulties

fuck my shit up aready desu.

>>77955555
what a waste of quints, you shame your nation aweonao.

>>77955410
Uruguay has played like that (IE: shit) through the last 50 years, coincidentally not winning almost anything

During the prehistoric WCs Uruguay steamrolled everyone. Before Maracanazo Uruguay had beat that same Brazil like 7-1 just a couple months ago

>>77955625
se te sulfuró el ano acaso? shitleno envidioso.

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>>77955633
>prehistoric meme

This shit always make me chuckle

>>77954585
wew lad
This should be interesting

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>>77955633
>During the prehistoric WCs

Sorry

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top tier meme

>>77945270
there's literally not a single fucking reason to keep fielding Gaston Silva instead of Lemos in 2017

Tabarez is a FUCKING IDIOT

>Suarez starting
>Mascherano on the bench
we really are trying to outJUST Uruguay

>>77955848
and Laxalt is 10 times better than 40 year old Cebolla Rodriguez
until Tabarez gets sacked we're fucked

>>77955962
laxalt and lemos are not that much better than cebolla and silva. they aren't the difference between winning and losing

the problem is the way we play not the starting eleven, it's that we play like shit

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When will Peru/Bolivia/Venezuela qualify?

It makes me sad seeing them lose all the time.

>>77956049
Never, fuck them

>>77956005
they are much better
and they're younger
Cebolla can't even run with his exploding knees
Gaston Silva shouldn't be playing football at all

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>>77956065
Pendejo.
Their countries are so shit.
Can't you give them a little bit of happiness?

>>77956049
when they git gud

>>77956065
Bolivia already qualified lol
based Diablo Etcheverria

>>77956049
never

unless we fuse with concacaf then maybe peru can do it

>>77956005
I support Peñarol and I even know that right now Laxalt>Cebolla

>>77954267

If they keep their players? Yes. It would be a meme run to octavos

>>77956106
Uruguay vs Argentina starts in about half an hour, shitpost in here about it

>>77956096
>Can't you give them a little bit of happiness?
No, if they ever find happiness then I'm going to steal it

>no Uruguay vs Argentina matchthread

step it up, shitposting potential is immense

>>77956144
wutcha talkin' bout Wills? check the catalog

>>77956144
Look above, Bosnia

>>77956133

>have to win against both Chile and Uruguay to HAVE A CHANCE to qualify
fuck me

Paraguay why do you sing your hymn so badly

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>>77956192
>See your flag
>Remember Roque Santa Cruz played against us in 2006
>Google him
>He STILL hasn't retired

Jesus Christ

well Lads. I am going to my parents house to eat pizza, drink Coca-Cola and suffer the match.
See you in 3 hours.

>>77956210
They're football players not tenors wn

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>>77956192
>Uruguay winning at away

>it's the exactly the same teams will qualify as always federation

What a choke, Memezuela. This is why you'll never go to a WC, never depose Maduro, and never eat three meals in a day again.

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>>77952389

lel nice

>>77956261
Pero Arturito igual es futbolista y canta bonito

>>77956328
he's trained that's why

>>77956240
he's retiring this year
as a matter of fact he's on Olimpia's bench, the poor soul

>>77956294
Still has the best qualifiers and it's not even close

I fucking hate that ugly ass alternative shirt jesus christ

>>77956387
idk senpai

New Zealand vs Solomon Islands is in 8 bongs

>>77955633
Fair; there were no buses to park back then.

>>77956767
the standard formation was 2-3-5 so yeah

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>>77956822
Yeah, it's quite the story. I recommend this book.

>>77956294
As is the case with every other federation except Africa.

>Pekermeme
also
>Chilel

argentina is playing like shit

>>77957381
What a shocking development of events

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>>77942520
>>77947035
>>77947623
>>77947839
>>77947974
>>77948185
>>77949405
>>77953222
>>77953470
>>77953648
>>77953653
>>77954495

Did I make la blanquirroja great again /Peru/ bros?

>my pizza + coca is on his way to my house
>watching the cisplatina derby
>huezil plays later
My night is going absolutely kino, how is your night going, /conme/bros? :3

>>77957381
No shit sherlock.

>>77957917
Like hell, fuck Vidal

its like dybala and di maria totally forget how to play every time they put on an argentina shirt. Unreal how awful they've been.

>>77957917
I'm really angry about the Colombia match.

>>77958120
They are like the reverse Eduardo Vargas.

>>77957536
We can only hope

>>77958142
A point is annoying but fair. Cardona should never start for Colombia. He's only good after the 60th minute.

>the city of chile

Wow. Argentina is a disaster. Biglia has a lot of responsibility to create in that midfield and he is totally failing. Messi has to drop into holding midfield for argentina to create anything going forward. Messi and Dybala are never in the box to receive any service. Dybala was one of the most in form players in the world, and he's been totally incompetent. The team as is won't do anything in Russia

>shitle

How will chile steal these points? from the escritorio?

>>77958648
TAS will credit them again

>>77958634
Dybala isn't read to lead in the NT, and Messi isn't going to cede control. This might not end well.

>>77958648
Paraguay put a Bolivian player in their team

>>77958765
if this is a boliguayo reference i'm gonna throw a fit

>>77946279
Did I though?

Literally predicted everything correctly so far. Put some respek on the leaf.

>>77958765
no one would put a bolivian player in their team, not even bolivians if they had the chance

>>77952626
>Banguera on goal
Kek

>tfw top 5 ranking

feels good man

>>77959137
Based Suiza

>>77959137
El SuizANO senhores

>>77959137
my sister married a swiss man

The 2018 world cup is going to be shit anyway, no one wants to go

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>>77958789
alright, alright
you won them

>>77959137
>tfw my city is named "the brazilian swiss"
W-we brothers now?

>>77960134
How can humans and monkeys be brethren? It's a silly concept.

>>77948786
>less than 15€ gets you golden whores in uruguay
Sounds good.

>>77943436
Absolutely BASED leaf

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Just passing by to post this picture of Felipe Melo's living room, he framed a picture of him punching the uruguayan in the face, the absolute madman

>>77959706
Jajaja stupid gringo this PUTA just want him money.

>>77943436
Greatest leaf of all time

>>77960258

>faggot gets audio leaked saying shit about his coach
>now begging to return

nothing but a little bitch he is