/trans/ - Rachel Riley to Me on season-long loan Edition

trans are gay

Chelsea are in advanced talks with Swansea over a deal for Spain striker Fernando Llorente, 32. (ESPN)

>Liverpool are persisting with their £74m pursuit of Monaco and France midfielder Thomas Lemar, 21. (Independent)

Liverpool have medical staff on standby ready to travel to Paris to carry out another medical if a fee can be agreed between the two clubs for Lemar. (Liverpool Echo)

>The Reds are also still prepared to pay up to £75m for Southampton's 26-year-old defender Virgil van Dijk. although Saints do not want to sell. (Times - subscription required)

Fulham have made a £15m offer for Newcastle's English striker Dwight Gayle, 27, but the Magpies want between £18m and £20m. (Daily Mail)

>Newcastle are expecting a busy day of transfer activity before Thursday's deadline passes, with the club keen to sign Chelsea's 21-year-old winger Kenedy on loan. (Evening Chronicle)

Tottenham and West Ham are ready for a deadline day battle for Barcelona midfielder Andre Gomes, 24. (Daily Mirror)

>Everton have made an offer to take Barcelona's Thomas Vermaelen, 31, on a season-long loan with a view to buying the Belgium defender. (Liverpool Echo)

Defender Philipp Wollscheid, 28, forward Bojan, 27, and midfielder Giannelli Imbula, 24, are all likely to leave Stoke, who are still pursuing Manchester City's 27-year-old midfielder Fabian Delph. (Stoke Sentinel)

>Hull are close to signing Leicester's 24-year-old Nigerian forward Ahmed Musa on a season-long loan. (Hull Daily Mail)

Middlesbrough winger Adama Traore, 21, will not be allowed to leave the club, despite interest from French club Lille. (Evening Gazette)

post thicc sky sports girls

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first for /a/

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>Arse

Why doesn't Barca go for Draxler?

>>77939920
delet

>farca

Are Chelsea going to sign anyone? Asking for a friend.

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Wonder what she'll wear tonight. Probably something yellow.

https://twitter.com/AnfieldRd96/status/903005137911910402/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fussballtransfers.com%2Fft-kurve%2Fdeadline-day-der-letzte-transfermarkt-tag-im-ticker_81767

Chambo to LFC confirmed

SSN stream pls

>>77939939
He's shit. He's only like 23 and he's already been whored around Europe.

>>77939956
Oxo-Chambo is a red la

France vs Netherlands tonight.

Is Sanches to swansea the most wtf transfer of the summer?

>>77939979
Watch our game. >we play Sweden.
Also breaking from other thread >>77939965

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JIM WHITE HAS WOKE UP FROM HIS COCAINE BINGE

why is liverpool spending so much on attackers when they have no problem scoring goals and their defence is the problem?
surely there is a centre back other than van dijk available

>>77939994
It's up there with nerman to some literally who French club

>>77939938
Why would Arse want Mahrez? They already have a lazy but occasionally decent midfielder in Ozil.

>>77940012
To have someone new to blame on

does /sp/ have a discord server?

>>77940012
They're about to lose Sanchez. Mahrez isn't lazy, just languid.

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>Tottenham could be about to hijack Chelsea's move for Swansea striker Fernando Llorente.

>Ross Barkley wants to play for Tottenham.

>Chelsea are keen on a deal for free agent Bacary Sagna.

Is this Tot'num revenge over Willian transfer years ago?

>>77940026
fuck off

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>>77940032

>>77940026
Are you 15?

>>77940029
I quite enjoy this transfer window lads.

>>77940029
>Chelsea scrounging for City rejects
>Will still probably finish ahead of them

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why can't arsenal afford any players?

>>77939962
Oh look it's another brit talking about something he's clueless about what a surprise

>>77940044
Stan needed a new ranch

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>>77940044
"muh net spent" is more important

>>77939939
Because he's an overrated shitter who was exposed after De Brownie left Wolfsburg.

sky sports news steam pls

HD preferred

>>77940044
someone claimed the Lacazette transfer and his wage bill ate up the entire of the budget this season. He is on £200k/week which is around £10.5m a year and cost £50m I think.
Not exactly a massive budget desu

>>77940044
muh 200M warchest to calm the fans about Arsène's new contract
muh lol actually we only have 50M sorry guys

>>77939939
Draxler is shit-tier and only good enough for the french league

>>77940044
>winning the cl with rosicky

>>77940066
turn on tv. Sky Channel 409.

>>77940044
because they pay Wilshere 90k to be in the infirmary, Walcott 110k to sit on the bench, Mustafi 90k to watch Holding shit the bed, and Welbeck 100k to flail around

>>77940044
Their a mid table team mate.

>>77940082
Arsenal love their mediocre players don't they

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>>77940044
BREAKING

>>77940026
>>77940036
This desu, we use irc here.

>>77940086
Lile a new signing

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>>77940095
alright then

>>77940085
yes, and it's mind-boggling how they were ready to give Ox 180k to stay at the club. They were ready to triple the wages of a player who had half a decent season in 5 season with the club.

kek

Sanchez liked the picture of him Photoshopped with pique

>>77940106
Ox isn't even worth 100k a week, still not good enough

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This better be a good fucking transfer deadline day lads.

>>77940129
panic buy kloppo had to many beers

>>77940129
>paying £220k/week for Marmalade-Chamberlain

>>77940086
WOB btfo #wengerIN

>>77940144
120

>>77940144
See
>>77940057

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morning' lads

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https://twitter.com/MUFCtalkFC/status/903176455164710912

>Man Utd fans believe this

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https://twitter.com/sportbladet/status/903176895965138944

SWEDISH SOURCES ARE SUPERIOR

>>77940179
How much does the one on the left cost?

>>77940170
It's believable though, what's so weird about that?

>>77940170
Didnt even want him mate

We're getting Bale and Di Maria will snub Barca to come to us

>>77940170
>>77940177
Wtf with this random account. And Mahrez is in Paris right now, what does it have to do with Man U?

>>77940196
They don't need another winger desu, Only if he would accept to sit on the bench could he go there

>>77940159
>>77940155
>he refused £180k/week at Arsenal
>went to Liverpool on for less
lmao liverpool fans still looking for that moral victory

>>77940206
The teams talked about signing him are they and Chelsea, and he (probably) wouldn't start for Chelsea either.

>>77940194
2 bag of fish n chip

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A DILDO IN THE EAR

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Why does no one want to sign for Conte anyways? Does he have no worldwide appeal?

>>77940212
Him going to Roma is probably more realistic

>>77940044
It's all bullshit. I imagine it's one of three possibilities:
1. They're lying and Arsenal do have the money. They just want to keep the profit rather than spending it.
2. Kroenke has taken money out of the club so they actually don't have any money.
3. Kroenke is using the club as collateral for a loan so its cash reserves can't drop below a certain level.

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>>77939920
Do I look gay?

>>77940214
I'm offering one.

>>77940227
Eh, not with Roma signing Schick.

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>>77940233

>>77940205
he gonna have a medical with paris based isis cell and report back to isis hq for woodward to complete the deal

>>77940062
tell about jesus and the church

>wanting Mahrez
>Leicester want £35m+
who would pay that?

Breaking: Chelsea have been GAZUMPED by Tottenham for Llorente.

>>77940226
no one wants to play in a 3-5-2

>>77940253
absolute state of the rent boys

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/903179052256817152

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hmmm

deadline day as a Newcastle supporter is so disappointing

>>77940249
English clubs

>>77940226
Signing for Chelsea has been the death of a lot of careers and it's a soulless shit club

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>>77940249
35M is the new 15M. I think thats fair.

>>77940260
Scenes when Mahrez goes to spurs

>>77940179
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>77940259
kek
now you pay top dorrar!!

>>77940253
>>77940259
Ah ah, a full season of Batty embarrassing himself.

>>77940238
Don't. Third party owner will demand half your asset and one year loan of your anus.

>>77940262
boo fucking hoo, poor little geordie sads that "fucking faggot Ashley" wont give "based Rafa" 350m pounds to waste on French memes to get NUFC back into CL "where it """"belongs"""" "

I know the Ox isn't even that good but I was excited about Chelsea signing a young English player
>tfw Chelsea will never sign English players

>Chelsea finish 10th
>manage to attract arguably the best PL player of the 2015-16 season to join them
>Chelsea finish 1st
>get snubbed for Manure, Slipperpool and Spuds

What the fuck went wrong?

Nani from Valencia to Lazio.

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>"The Ox"

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Brehs

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>>77940262
The biggest toon fan I knew died of cancer in the relegation year, the last thing he knew about was them going down. So he obviously missed the promotion.
tl;dr At least ur alive

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>>77940294
baka desu???

>>77940290
Last year they bought players that were going to be starters.
Now they are looking for bench options. For example, Llorente might think he can play at Spurs, while at Chelsea he would be on the bench for the whole season.

>Poland midfielder @GrzegKrychowiak moves to @WBA on loan from Paris Saint-germain
Couldn't have Chelsea signed him instead of Drinky for 40m?

>>77940314
oh yes he's much more likely to start ahead of Kane than Morata

>>77940314
>Llorente might think he can play at Spurs

why would he think that when he would have Kane instead of Morata ahead of him?

Hi yes hello I'm in search of transfers if someone could point me in the direction of them I'd be very grateful please and thank you.

>>77940286
not all of us are like that, having a squad that can compete for mid table in the premiership would be enough for me, we're selling Gayle today and replacing him with no one and starting the season with mitrovic and joselu, feelsbad desu

https://twitter.com/cjbaggie/status/903180928276717569

>>77940320
grzesiu is shit

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You now remember the Herrera scandal from 4 years ago.

>United's information is that earlier this summer a forged email, purporting to originate from Old Trafford and reputedly confirming their interest in a player, was sent to another club in an apparent attempt to trigger a rival bid and increase the price. That player has subsequently moved, for significant money, with the buying club under the false impression they were beating United to him.

>However, it is the Herrera deal that has caused the most consternation behind the scenes at Old Trafford and, specifically, the role of the three lawyers who turned up at the offices of the Spanish league (the LFP) on Monday apparently purporting to have United's authorisation to sign off the €36m (£30.4m) buyout clause. United's position is that surely the only confirmation of this should come from Old Trafford and they have reiterated, categorically, that they did not know of these men, recognise them or commission them.

To this day, no one knows what was going on.

>>77940320
Doesn't fulfill the homegrown quota.

>>77940321
>>77940322
Morata AND Batsuuuayi

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>put twitter on search for mahrez five minutes ago
>252 tweets
shit, this meme will run and run

>>77940322
Because Batty is still there, because Conte doesn't rotate much, because at Spurs he might has the chance to play with Kane in a 2 strikers system while there is no chance Conte does that when Hazshit is there.

Just guessing

>>77940336
People vastly overrate its importance.

>Mahrez to Arsenal
>VVD to Liverpool
>Lemar to Liverpool
>Coutinho to Barcelona
>Bale to United
spot the transfer that wont happen

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Welbeck to front the Arsenal attack this season and win the golden boot, Lacazette loaned out to the Championship

Shawcross is top 10 CB in da prem

>Antonio Conte doesn’t really want Danny Drinkwater at Chelsea. That’s according to Daily Record journalist Duncan Castles. He says Conte will be furious if Drinkwater is brought in as the replacement for Nemanja Matic who joined Manchester United earlier this summer. Chelsea’s boss was expecting two replacements of similar quality but so far has only landed Tiemoue Bakayoko from Monaco.

Oh boy

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Which Country will she sign for now, lads?

>>77939910
She looks like a SLUT.

>>77940360
at least 3 of those

>>77940364
Duncan Castles slurps on Mourinho's dick daily. Probably just saying that to piss of Chelski

>>77940360
all of them except poutinho

>>77940360
>>Mahrez to Arsenal
>>VVD to Liverpool
>>Lemar to Liverpool

Anyone else watching SSN in a yellow tux?

>>77940378
this

>>77940385
nah but im sure plenty are on reddit

>>77940360
Arsenal have already said they are not signing memerhez.
The bottom two also will not happen.

>>77940393
and neither will the other 2, obviously. the joke was non will happen but liverslips like yourself will argue VVD and Lemar are still coming

>>77940391
Ah okay, well keep us all informed on any Reddit updates as I'm not a fan of browsing the site myself.

Remy to Las Palmas

>>77940391
But you type like a spastic, you'd fit in.

>>77940377
>Duncan Castles
I don't know who's that but from the name i'm sure he is a trusted gentleman, probably a noble.

>#Breaking Crystal Palace have made a £20million bid for Manchester City defender Eliaquim Mangala, Press Association Sport understands #CPFC

>>77940408
Makes sense, we've got all of their strikers on loan over here.

>BREAKING: @stokecity captain Ryan Shawcross has signed a new four-year deal #SSN

>>77940391
heh

>>77940301
Hope we never start calling him that and have it in his contract that he needs a new nickname

>>77940385
Of course

I've never seen a deadline day so bat shit insane. Is this because psg broke the market?

>>77940225
Nothing will top that deadline day

>>77940460
Agreed, it was top #LadBible banta!!

>>77940369
Damn Eni Aluko looks like THAT!?

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Why is she such a slut?

>Liverpool target Roma fullback Emerson
is he any good la

>>77940343
Imagine spending that much time on your hair and beard. Fucking hell

For me it is Christopher Lloyd Smalling.

>>77940485
How much time did he spend?

>mooy is sick
fuck looks like we aren't going to the world cup

>>77940458
Torres/Carroll, Berbatov/Robinho were better.

>>77940485
You never been to the barber and got a fucking shape up before. I bet you're also one of those faggots who rolls out of bed and does nothing to his hair because you think you're too cool and not a "try hard"

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>>77940481

Can we have slags at half-time?

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

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>>77940503

>>77940369
Was she racially abused or is it another case of Women can't banter?

>Sky sources: Nahki Wells to have @BurnleyOfficial medical after fee agreed with @htafcdotcom (Huddersfield) #DeadlineDay #SSN

Summary:
>Barca 4th attempt for Dybala (€160M) rejected.
>Liverpool and Barca on Lemar, Monaco take this chance to jew the price to £92M.
>Mahrez on stand by if Barca failed with Coutinho deal.
>Van Dijk waiting for Liverpool to cash out Coutinho.

It's actually not so complicated if you ignore the Pool's mind games.

>Sancho going to Dortmund
lol this all started because he claimed he was homesick

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>>77940504

>>77940503
looks like he touched a nerve there gayboy

Why would you spend 40 mil on Oxlaide Chamberlain? He's shit

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>just occasionally have 1(one) English player on their starting 11

How can they be English champions?

>>77940226
Because Chelsea have 39 players on loan this season. When Chelsea loans you out your career is dead

>>77940506
Deal agreed in principle but to happen next window.

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Sign someone you goat

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>>77940525

>>77940520
dortmund will give him the opportunities to be Hazard's replacement in a few years

>>77940526
Just bemused as to how you've got annoyed at an assumption about someone and their hair you autistic shitcunt

>>77940543
she looks ugly as fuck there

>>77939952
Damn who is this

>>77940552
Her boobs look alot bigger and she kinda looks like a teacher. 8/10 in my books desu

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>>77940541

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Mememouth badly want Gray, he's trying to worm into a deal, Leicester are going to tell him to get fucked.
"Likes the idea of working with Eddie Howe" and "keen on move" - SSN

>>77940552
Wouldn't go so far as to say 'ugly'.

West Brom have made a £25m bid for Tottenham's Vincent Janssen. Yes, you read that correctly. £25m. (Source: ESPN)

#DeadlineDay

Huh?

The coverage of deadline day is so fucking cringeworthy. You have to be a turbo-autist to find any of this shit even remotely compelling.

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>>77940560

If this were the January window, we'd currently be trying to get excited about Joe Ralls to Carlisle on loan.

>>77940571
Selling Evans then, Llorentes going to tottenham. Think Tottenham are coming out best in this desu

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Trying to push through a deal for this keeper. Updates to follow.

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So I take it Lemar isn't leaving after all?

Is Van Dijk not in the Dutch squad?

ZOMG!!! VvD HAS TURNED UP TO TRAINING!!!! THIS IS SUCH A PROFOUND AND PIVOTAL MOMENT IN WORLD HISTORY. WE WILL BE TELLING OUR GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT THIS EVENT - THAT'S IF WE SURVIVE THE INEVITABLE REPERCUSSIONS OMG OMG OMG SO EPIC!!!!!!1

FUCK OFF

>>77940590
it's usually funny to flip over to SSN at some point and watch jim white try to act excited over a handful of literally whos to literally where
and having reporters camped outside every stadium only to say 'nothing happening' every time they go there

>>77940610
Nah.. his last ned game was nov 2016

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>>77940591

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>>77940610

Need to see Rachel take kraut cock desu

>>77940628
You're replying to someone who autistically came into a general dedicated to transfers and pointed out how dumb it is to care about the transfer window.

Sadly he chemically lacks the self-awareness to understand the error of his ways.

>>77940641
Christ this team is bad

>>77940641
Is ake a starter for holland?

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He's back lads

>>77940641
F

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What is their excuse for not having her on friday games anymore?

>>77940044
They can. They brought in Lacazette and Kolasinac for about 50m in transfer fees, 300k in wages, and Kolasinac's signing on fee if there is one.

They sold players so that their net spend is negative, and they're selling AOC for 35m. They've got nearly 50m to add to that 100m+ warchest, and they've only added 100k at most in wages, since they've released several players.

It's crazy how Arsenal's management are doing all they can to make the club firmly mid-table.

>>77940688
Made a joke about Spurs so got removed amid anti Semitic accusations

>>77940688
didn't she get abuse from mong spurs fans for pointing out they are shit or something

>>77940688
Scum bullied her because they think pundits should give good football analysis

>>77940665
i am not a fackin' wheeler dealer

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I am literally praying that literally anyone wants to buy this apathetic twat.

I don't have a clue how people don't notice if he gets the ball there's an 80+% chance he will simply hand it to the opposition on a silver platter.

He's literally a reverse Kante. Perfect for Wenger.

Notice how quickly people have already forgotten that Marcus Alonso is a murderer.

>>77940702
Nah they bullied her because they think she should've lied and said Spurs didn't bottle it.

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This is one of the german Sky bimbos. She's wearing deadline day yellow.

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>>77940688
filename pretty much

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>>77940709
I hope he comes to #GGMU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mnPhjrV90I

>>77940725
Too skinny these days. She looked much better when she was a bit thicc. SAD!

>BREAKING NEWS

>Sky sources understand there is no interest from Arsenal in Leicester forward Riyad Mahrez.

>>77940735
>he doesnt like STICC

>>77940728
Agent P strikes again

Chelshit is finished.

>>77940445
Da Oxen

>>77940665
..... Romania has sky?

>>77940715
I mean, we've all killed someone whilst drunk driving, am I right?! No worries though. Just a mistake. No big deal

>>77940735
Thicc is a meme propogated by BBW freaks and spread to the general populace of sheep. How people can think fat is beautiful is body acceptance bullshit

>Barcelona apparently contacted Woodward to get tips on dealing with Dortmund
>He told them to just pay whatever they're asking

>Arsenal won't sell sanchez unless they have time to sort a replacement
not like they had a whole fucking window

>>77940766
I said a bit thicc, when her arse and tits were a bit plump. She just kinda looks mildly ill now.

>tfw alexis gets left at Arsenal

Imagine the scenes, would be tucking hilarious

>>77940759
>he doesn't know how to connect his pc to his tv

>>77940044
Kroenke is planning to build a new stadium for the LA Rams in the centre of LA. He's so underfunded for it that he's taking a small loan of a billion dollars to cover the expenses. One would assume he earmarked Arsenal's liquid assets as a collateral should he run into cashflow issues.

Kroenke cares about Arsenal roughly the same way any corporate exec cares about a subdivision of the company. Similar to EA and BioWare really, to name an example.

>>77940786
>Mangalel to Palace
I'd wondered where this lad had disappeared

>>77940788
Tell me more of your third world ways, friend

>http://nexit.fun/

SSNHD stream

>>77940798
He was decent/good at Valencia, but the spics were too poor to buy him.

He's good enough for City, but Pep hates black people.

>not watching wheeler dealers on quest instead of transfer bore-line day

>>77940770
Why would anyone go to Woodward for transfer advice, guess he did get Mhiki on the cheap though

>>77940781
>>77940786
Its his own fault tbf, no one really seems like they want to buy him since he has only a year left on his contract and is apparently asking for >£300k wages.

>>77940803
this is rly nice 2bh

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>Liverpool transfer target Thomas Lemar is now Barcelona's plan B after Juve rejected any move for Paulo Dybala and Atleti quoted them €200m for Antoine Griezmann (Mundo Deportivo)
>Liverpool thinking they have a chance in signing Griezmann or Dybala

>>77940799
You need a vga or an hdmi cable depending on your tv ports and your videocard ports. Then you plug it in and you switch the source on your tv from the remote control. It's like a monitor.

The Liverpool deal for Keita seems to confirm coutinho is staying for a year

>>77940821
Wait Griezmann will cost €200m now? How will United get him in January?

>>77940821
are u stupid?

>>77940803
>literally better quality than the official sky stream on virgin anywhere

and they wonder why people stream...

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>>77940709
Most skillful player I've ever seen play for lester, but he wants out pls go.
Looking at twitter there are 'fans' from Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U, Spurs and Liverpool all begging for him, no Barca though.

>>77940829
of course he is, he's a customer

>>77940835
this, 'official' streams are almost always shite

>>77940821
#KloppEffect la'

>Llorente to Spurs
Anyone else think Pochettino is giving up on Kane too fast? It's only a 3-game goal drought, I'm sure he'll come good eventually

>>77940766

Fat is fat and always ugly. However, pounding some slag with a *bit* of chub feels really good.

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post your ded day settis lads

here is mine: >More beer in fridge. Food is ham tortillas or wings not sure yet. Also more choclote chip cookies.

Brighton sign Schelotto from Sporting

>>77940866
Why i it English?

>>77940866
>finnish health

>>77940855
not a long termer
there's about a 0% chance a chubby person will lose weight once in a relationship

>>77940866
Is it usual in Finland to eat raw onions?

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For me it's Brenny.

boner wants to go to italy

>>77940866

>no rotting fish

nice proxy

>tfw Arsenal say they're in for Lemar and Mbappe for record deals so they get the fans to buy the season tickets but then they get rejected by Jonny Evans and lose all their best players without signing replacements

>>77940866
>not making your own dip
s m h 2 b h

>>77940882

that's a mango

>>77940876

why not

cunt

Adrien Silva from Sporting Lisbon to Leicester (25m) if memewater is dragged out of the bins by Chelsea.

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>>77940721
Another bimbo.

>>77940876
dunno. maybe its more easily known by those names.

>>77940878
rude

>>77940882
yes

>>77940894
its what i had for breakfast

>>77940900
i use the salsa for the tortillas too so its one stone two flies situation

>>77940721
would!!! gently and lovingly..

>>77940914
qt

>arsenal
JUST

>>77940925
Not enough proteins lad. Scrap the tortillas and buy some nuts and greek yogurt. Also more fruits.

BREAKING NEWS

Declan John has passed his medical and agreed terms ahead of a season-long loan at Rangers from Cardiff.

>deadline day
>transfers always go on past the deadline

NOT MAKING A FOOL OUT OF ME LA
OUR YEAR LA

AS IF FROM NOWHERE
A SPACESHIP DESCENDS UPON SKY HQ
WHAT IS IT?
WHO IS IT??
WEVE ONLY GOT 10 SECONDS LEFT TILL THE DEADLINE!!!

*silence*

SUDDENLY A BOOMING VOICE BREAKS FROM THE HEAVENS LIKE A THUNDERBOLT..


TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

RONNIE IS OUTSIDE WEST HAMS TRAINING GROUND WITH HARRY REDKNAPP

"I AM FOUCKIN WHEEELINS AND DEELINS"

TSSSUUUUUUUU

>>77940953
its deadline day lad.. shit food for shit transfers

I hate that JFs can speak english

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Retsos to Leverkusen for €22m done.
>tfw we live in an age where a Greek teenager with literally zero experience goes for over 20m

Mahrez is going to United

>>77940999
trips confirm

>>77940999
Mahrez is going to lelsea for £45m

Does anyone have any info on the piss bottle to me transfer?

>>77941016
He's gonna snub them at 10:30 pm for arsenal

>>77940999
Wouldn't mind him coming here and Lingard going the other way

>>77940999
Newcastle can't afford him

No news from belgian camp for medicals or something, so Alderweireld stays

I heard that Chelsea will buy Asensio for 30mil

>>77940998
Marinakis could sell sand to desert people

If we get Dragovic like the rumours say I would be very happy. A Dragovic - Engels CB duo is among the best we've ever had.

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>>77941016
>The S*n
>reliable

>>77941036
I heard Arsenal will snatch Modric for 2 empty beer cans.

>>77940999
why would he go to west ham?

>>77941042
G*ardian reader detected.

>>77941045
amit knows whats up

>not even a bullshit real madrid rumor

Where is my striker

>>77941045
>bottom left
rasheed

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>>77940433
>raspberries

>>77941045
wait isnt deadline day every year?

>>77941042
This is deadline day, every journalists credability goes up tenfold

>>77941090
And two times

>>77941086
Whats so funny

>>77940745
You wish

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>>77939910
Based Riley

>>77941045
Amit is redpilled as fuck

>>77941119
Did she really vote Ukip? I thought that would be a death sentence for a TV career.

>>77941119
Suzie Dent is the best countdownfu

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Any updates on the Gemma to Hertfordshire Fire & Rescue Service FC?

>>77941132
compare it to the OP pic you fool

>>77941132
Of course she didn't. Probably campaigns for more refugees.

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>>77941103
>women

>>77941132
You can see its not UKIP in the OP

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>ssn interviewing firefighters

>BREAKING NEWS

>Leicester have had NO contact with Chelsea over Riyad Mahrez, reports of a bid are false, according to Sky Sources.

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Drinky to Chelsea 30m
https://twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/903198798209482754

>>77941159
Gemma's dog was cute tho

>BREAKING NEWS

>Liverpool have had NO contact with Bayern over Javi Martinez, reports of a bid are false, according to Sky Sources.

Kampl > Leipzig

How does he do it?

>BREAKING NEWS

>France have had NO contact Graeme Le Saux, reports of a bid are false, according to Sky Sources.

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>>77940866
Candykino

>>77941148
>That image

Concentrated autism. Do /fit/fags hate women so much because despite being jacked, women still can't get over their mental handicap?

But I don't want mahrez
Literally why are United linked with him?

Dean Windass spotted outside Chelseas training ground

Ronaldo to United for 225 million

>>77941200
In fairness the girl in the webm laughing over eating rasberries is akin to a child

Haha time for /trans/fers. Hoping for some quality panic buys.

>>77941042
Why is she so perfect

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Its done Mahrez has gone to Chelsea
https://twitter.com/OfficalDiMarzio/status/903207883243999233

What are Arsenal doing?

>>77941141
FFS stop bullying 190kg

>>77941201
I think its just boredom generating the link than actually wanting to spend £50m on mahrez

>>77941186
You're fake news

>>77941230
>https://twitter.com/OfficalDiMarzio/status/903207883243999233
fake and gay

>>77941230
Skysports just said there has been no bid, that tweet was 4am in the morning

>>77941230
>parody account