/mlb/ general - PROFESSIONAL edition

FIRST for TAMPA

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>>77939460
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>Doylers have officially gassed
>NEETs are dead since Harper is confirmed kill for rest of the season.
>Everything is coming together for the Cubs.
Back to back Pennants confirmed, who in the baby league even thinks they have a chance against the Cubs this year as they get back to back worlds eries?

Mike Trout

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>>77939491

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F

apologize to Trout

Speaking of the Cubs getting the best of the Doylers.

Baez did this tonight.
https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/must-c-baez-steals-home/c-1792401183

Last time he did it it was in the NLCS.
https://www.mlb.com/cubs/video/must-c-baez-steals-home/c-1206857483?tid=11493214

>>77939593
Make me

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>When you're losing but your players of tomorrow play well

>>77939672
>Rhys Hoskins will never win ROTY

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>>77939593
Mike Trout's Dong's

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>Missed 45 games
>Almost leading MLB in WAR again

When did you learn to accept him as the GOAT, /mlb/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2bjQE-GNXs

is john carlo the hero baseball needs?

>>77939790
Imagine him hitting a home run off Kershaw in the World Series

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Baez is the most annoying meme in baseball. He literally isn't even good.

Amazing what being good looking and doing flashy shit does for you.

Which team will not use their karate prowess to overcome the hurdles to the post?

And why is it the Rockies and Royals?

>>77939408
>That article
RIP astros

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Nats desu senpai

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>>77939522
7 fucking straight

LET'S GO ORANGE DUCKS

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QUIZ TIME:

What do the Padres, Reds, Phillies, Mets, Astros, Yankees, and Dodgers have in common?

>>77939491
>Using a dead girl to represent your team

Missing playoffs in the final few days. It's fucking happening

>>77941218
>designated feeding trough of the Canada Blue Jays

Either we roll through or they deflate the tires.
Never trust a BJs series. Even now. Even at home.

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How likely is Machado to Phillies from 0% to 100%

>>77941399
-1 gigabillion%

For the good of baseball, Focus on bringing Trout back home.

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>>77939408

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30th for injuns desu

>>77941684
I will never not laugh at this

>>77939911
>Kershaw
> in the World Series

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ROYALS!

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>>77941313
>Thinking a Dullahan is a dead person.
You're thinking of Zombina you fruitcake. Lala reaps the souls of the dead.

>>77942627
Zombina best girl. smithfags and miafags suck it

>>77939601
The first time you watched a baseball game, must be special for you as a lifelong to pick out similar plays

>>77939491
>>77942627
Build the wall

>>77943530
Welcome to Four Chan

The 2017 playoffs will end with the Los Angeles Dodgers _____ their last game

>>77943630
NLDS Game 3

>>77943679
>The 2017 playoffs will end with the Los Angeles Dodgers NLDS Game 3 their last game
Idiot

>>77943630
NLDS Game 4

>>77943630
>playoffs end in a game the Dodgers play
Lol this isn't happening. If it does the answer is losing

>>77939790
when he does something in the playoffs for the yankees

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watch pesäpallo

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>>77943630
NLCS game 5

>>77944097
>that comparison
>800 feet home runs to center

>>77944157
if you bat it outside of the field, its a foul

>>77944170
Is pesäpallo actually fun play / watch?

>>77943630
getting swept and embarrassingly choking and getting no-hit in

Shouldn't everyone be impressed with how the Dodger rebuild has gone?

>>77944097
Looks absolutely retarded.

>>77944258
>watch
no

>play
yes

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>LA Rebuild Team

They did a really good job with the back porch and backyard fencing. :)

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jays tbqh

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Guess no one wanted migo after all. Shame.

>rob brantly dh

So when is Jays elimination day?

>>77945078
Jays will go on a hot stretch and get within striking distance of WC2 and pish the Yankees out of the postseason, but the Rays end up with one win better than Toronto

>>77945159
*push

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>even derek holland the dutchshitter himself cant catch up to the phillies tank

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be released

Do you think dodger fans enjoy the peeling, sunburnt cocks of the Arizona Diamondbacks?

>>77943453
How can a Doyler be so butthurt?

The 2017 Dodgers will be remembered as ____

>>77945693
The Brooklyn Dodgers

>>77945693
...an even bigger meme than the 2001 Mariners

>>77944097
>"short"stop
>you have to hit a homer to get to him

>>77945644
Well considering the Dodgers have a bye week in the LDS and the Diamondbacks have to play in the WC game (where they'll lose to either Rockies, Cubs or Brewers)

And even if the DBags get to lose to the Dodgers in the LDS, the Dodgers have

1) All the talent
2) All the postseason experience
3) All the expectations - Arizona has no expectations to win because no one there fucking cares. Here in LA, we are all about winning

>>77944097
What's the ball made of that it can travel so far

>>77946083
>we are all about winning
I'm sure that's produced many pennants and rings since the berlin wall fell

>>77946098
What does Arizona know about winning?

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Can't wait for /pes/ general

>>77946127
Lol you idiot

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>>77946127
They've won a ring since the berlin wall

>>77946151
How many current Diamondbacks aside from Greinke know what the playoffs are? How does a franchise that has done fuck all know how to beat a seasoned franchise like the Dodgers?

>>77946127
You're such a filthy lifelonger pisslad, just fuck off

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>>77946176
>>77946178
>lifelonger
>shitposting since 1988

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>Indians are going to break the win streak record this month
FeelsGoodMan

When Trump builds that wall and forces the Duds into the Mexican league will they rename themselves the La Partición de los Ángeles¿

>>77946316
You know.....computers DID exist in 1988. Remember the B drive floppy disks that were all big?

>>77946348
The Mexican Los Angles Dodgers of Los Angeles

Hey, Wincinnati, are you here? I've got a weird one

>>77946316
>>77946365
He wasn't alive then and he's not well read enough to know

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>>77946410
I remember dying on Oregon Trail as a kid playing on this computer.

>>77946449
Sim ant master race reporting in

>>77946365
>spics having computers in 1988
maybe after the riots

>>77946410
>knowing about spics and computers
>luxuries in 1988, and not common place
>especially for spics
well yeah, sure drug lords had them

>>77946030
>Here's the pitch
>It's hit hard.
>It's going.....going......GOING........and caught by the shortstop.

>>77946365
>>77946410
Mexicans using computers in 1988. Now, that's more hilarious than that image.

>>77946574
just imagine a pc station in the parking lot of home depot in 1988

>>77946030
>catcher
>actually a fielding pitcher

>pitcher
>actually a tossing catcher

>>77946619
>Finnish goaltending

>>77946499
I'm not sure but didn't Wolfenstein come out on these computers? I remember playing that on the Gateway computers in 1993.

Fuck I'm old. And I STILL have not seen the Dodgers win in my lifetime

>>77946030
time to git gud

>>77946531
Did your school not have a computer lab? I thought those were common place by the late 1980s

I'm 28 and my school had them

Why's everyone railing against the Dodgers, America's Team, so soon after 9/11?
Communists.

>>77946787
>spics in schools with computer labs
>la public schools

>>77946860
I went to an LAUSD school, and my school was like 40% Hispanic, 30% Asian and 10% White.

>>77946787
I loved that **computer lab scene** in the movie Stand and Deliver.

No? Oh that's right! That school didn't have one.

>National tragedy happens in a city with a baseball team in the playoff hunt
>Diamondbacks are also in the playoff hunt
We all know how this is going to end.

>>77946895
DG is having the strangest of his fits right now. Guess he was a poorfag and is sensitive about it

>>77946895
If you're 28 you were in elementary school in the mid 1990s.

1988 was very different.

>>77946983
You mean /mlb/ actually hit a nerve?

Poor DG baby...drink your piss and you'll be fine.

>>77946929
>dream killer dbacks are back

>Water is a national tragedy
>water
>national tragedy
Wow, Astors lifelongs grasping at straws here.

>>77947144
>a record breaking flood that destroys countless homes, businesses, and families isn't a national tragedy

tanks twains

>>77947172

>>77946929
With the Dodgers beating the fuck out of both of them?

>>77947178
>replying unironically to ironic bait

whoever commentates for the angels ruins literally every highlight video
how retarded does it sound when he yells "BIG FLY" in his fat voice every time Pujols gets another milestone home run
what a shitty trademark and what a shitty voice

Do Diamondback fans treat winning a series against the Dodgers as an equivalent to winning the World Series?

Why arent the rangers letting us win?? We're victims...

>>77941293
They all end in "s"

>>77947687
What events do Dodger fans treat like winning the World Series?

>>77946176
They sure haven't had a problem doing so this week

>>77947895
Taco Tuesdays at El Gordito

>>77947895
Winning their immigration cases

Best bros list:
Rays
Mariners
Blue Jays
Mike Trout (and co)

Eternal hate list:
>Rags

>Christopher Kamka @ckamka 26m26 minutes ago
More
Bartolo Colón has faced:
Eddie Murray (born 2/24/1956) &
Cody Bellinger (born 7/13/1995)

>>77947895
getting a green card

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>>77948316
tfw older than bellinger and living with parents
tfw neet

>>77947895
Getting the Rams and the Chargers

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>>77944097
real approximate size

Can somebody give me a serious reason the Indians retired Frank Robinson's number and built a staute?

>>77948519
Painfully asymmetrical

>>77947895
LGBT Night

>>77948519
so still 800 feet to center?

>>77948560
Because he was the first black manager, entirely racially motivated. Seems pretty self explanatory.

>>77948612
no

>>77948619
good to know mlb is as cucked as ever

So MLB.com keeps hyping up Otani, but can't even spell his name correctly

>>77948638
There are a very small number of blacks in the MLB and this is one of their strategies to lure blacks back into the sport along with the constant Jackie Robinson praise and virtue signalling. It's seen by many as a backwards (Chief Wahoo) and traditionally white male sport and they're always trying to fight that narrative.

>>77948676
no one cares about his foreign spelling, this is America

same reason why smydthes are now smiths

>Sources: #Angels close to acquiring Justin Upton from #Tigers.
>Sources: #Angels close to acquiring Justin Upton from #Tigers.
>Sources: #Angels close to acquiring Justin Upton from #Tigers.
>Sources: #Angels close to acquiring Justin Upton from #Tigers.
>Sources: #Angels close to acquiring Justin Upton from #Tigers.

https://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/903319298466353152

>>77948770
with what farm lol

>>77948770
>the detoilet tiggers are about to trade with a team without any notable prospects
>detoilet does it again

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>>77948958
>being a tigers fan for the next decade

>>77948958
justin upton isn't worth any notable prospects

>>77948770
I wonder if the Angels acquire him if he'll opt for free agency?

>>77948722
>small number of blacks
I want to also point out that black latino's )such as ya know Cano) aren't considered black.
Anyway, maybe if the NBA and NFL didn't have such large numbers of blacks there would be some left to play in MLB. However, Selig and his butt-buddy push this narrative down our throats. Jackie Robinson Day is nothing but a thinly veiled promotion for Jackie Robinson's widow and his Daughter, who live off of his name and the money it generates. The whole Jackie Robinson shit is irritating beyond belief and is a disgrace to baseball. How many fans know who Roy Campanella is? Who do you know who actually knows about Ernie Banks?
Also, I read that a player who was on Frank Robinson's team actually asked Robinson if he ever played.

>>77949039
None of the tigers players really are
Bunch of fossils and players with terrible contracts

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>mfw Philthedelphia fans think they can get that #1 draft pick

Last place is as good as ours. We can't even beat the dads.

>>77947299
>stanks

>>77949205
What a fall from grace.

How does it feel to look up to the Dodgers?

>these guys "wooo"ing as Martinez pitches for the Rangers

Lel

>>77948676
It's very common for long 'O's in names to be romanized as "Oh". His name is written as "Ohtani" on his NPB jerseys.

Which pitcher is having the better outing?

through 4

pitcher A
4 IP 6 H 3 R 2 ER 1 BB 0 HR 3 K 58 P

pitcher B
4 IP 2 H 2 R 2 ER 0 BB 2 HR 8 K 74 P

>>77949507
Pitcher A. He has been able to have shorter at-bats and thus will likely last longer while still only giving up 3 total runs

>>77949507
Pitcher B

>less runs
>more strikeouts

he isn't mitigating damage

>>77949507
B by far. No walks, couple of solo shots and a load of Ks. A just sounds like he's getting lucky its only 3 runs.

>>77941684
This is why mentally handicaps shouldnt play bazball

Also, This >>77941746

>>77949507
Casual answer B
Sabr answer A

>Indians land Verlander

Last digit confirms number of runs DBags score
2nd to last digit confirms Dodger runs

>>77949976
>Muh saburmehtrucks

Coach would pull pitcher B in the case of an incident and place a quality reliever in his stead.

Pitcher A has to rely on offense to make up for his pitching. Allowing 1 walk, 4 more hits, 1 more run and only managing 3 strikeouts. He's less in control of his pitching.

>>77944099
>Vin Scully shoots to put Doyers over
>Lose 10-2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJeTsej8fqQ

>>77950304
What I don't get about that game was why there were so many Cubs fans there? I thought the Dodgers were the 2nd biggest MLB fanbase after the Yankees?

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>get upton for the number 7 prospect in the worst farm system in the league
>detoilet

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>>77946083
>2) All the postseason experience
>Choking is now rated as experience
Doyers fans

>>77950369
>get a month rental for a prospect that will develop properly or be a trade piece down the line
>analslime

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>>77950384
epic playoff runs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3w-sbwIHCc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFk9sWeyM5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzZM8CNgA7A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWnTiwFdEfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mTXylb3Q_Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAxcG9EeMNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCw2kURqCsk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tHa63o9ujA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y92jL2563jw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2J9Vnw4M-E

Angels get Upton?! Are they a wild card team now?

>>77950384
Since 2008, the Dodgers have played 75 playoff games

All the other playoff contenders haven't played nearly as many playoff games.

>>77950499
wew

>>77950467
>number 7 prospect
>in the worst farm in recent memory
>turning into anything
Stay mad detoilet nigger

>>77950518
but they're rebuilding and have non of that core left

>>77950499
autism

>>77950559
>realize he got a expensive month rental for a prospect that will properly develop or be a trade piece down the line
>analslime

>>77950506
>Are they a wild card team now?
no

>>77950594
>that will properly develop or be a trade piece down the line
>detoilet
kek

>>77950594
>properly develop

>>77950499
>obsession

>>77950518
>opposing team's fans cheer for Kershaw throughout game
>he still chokes
What did he mean by this?

>>77950652
>>77950661
>>77950663
>analslime fans realize how baseball works from a single trade
>continue to get mad because they want to feel like they won something for once when they know its just a normal trade
>don't even know what it feels like to have a farm system that can properly develop a player or use as a trade piece and think trout was made in the minors

>>77950564
>>77950711
Experience is experience

Postseason ERA for NL starting pitchers >1 GS:

Matt Cain: 2.10
Madison Bumgarner: 2.11
Kyle Hendricks: 2.38
Noah Syndergaard: 2.42
Jon Lester: 2.63
>>>>>>>>>>Hyun-Jin Ryu: 2.81
Jacob deGrom: 2.88
Adam Wainwright: 3.03
Matt Harvey: 3.04
Carlos Martinez: 3.24
John Lackey: 3.27
Matt Moore: 3.33
Matt Garza: 3.48
Zack Greinke: 3.55
Jake Arrieta: 3.64
Steven Matz: 3.68
Max Scherzer: 3.74
Tanner Roark: 3.86
Gio Gonzalez: 3.93
Gerrit Cole: 3.94
Jaime Garcia: 3.94
Michael Wacha: 4.08
>>>>>>>>>>Rich Hill: 4.50
Lance Lynn: 4.50
Johnny Cueto: 4.54
>>>>>>>>>>Clayton Kershaw: 4.55
Bronson Arroyo: 4.60
Edinson Volquez: 5.35
>>>>>>>>>>Yu Darvish 5.40
Edwin Jackson: 5.46
>>>>>>>>>>Kenta Maeda: 6.75
R.A. Dickey: 7.11

>>77950578
denial

>>77950694
retardation

>>77950578
>>77950694
butt hurt

>>77950819
autism

>>77950819
Nice small sample-size you got there.

>>77950819
All dat "experience" is staggering

>>77950881
>>>>>>>>>>Clayton Kershaw: 4.55

>>77950886
So you'd trust a pitcher like Robbie Ray who doesn't have any idea what playoff pitching is like over Kershaw, who has over 50 innings pitched in the postseason, ending the seasons of the 2013 Braves and 2016 Nationals?

>>77950973
Yes.

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Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y77gKZ2EEb0

>>77950733
You're gonna be one of the worst teams in the league for the next five years

It will a perfect fit with the shitty nigger town you call a city

>>77950973
desu I'd take dickGOD over kershit in a playoff game

>angels fans out of nowhere

Why do Angel fans and Dodger fans act alike? I thought Angel fans were the LA area white fans?

Detoilet fans are in full damage control right now.

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>>77951072
I've always been here

>>77951033
>He types and post this as he realizes he has trout for a few more years before the decades of irrevelance and the age of DPujois begins

>>77951085
Angel fans in LA became fans to spite somebody whether it was a mom or dad or boyfriend it was always to spite

Angel fans in Anaheim are all Disney land workers that have nothing else to look forward to in their pathetic lives and steal the surfer culture from SD

They don't even show up to their games in critical points of the season but when that day fuck albert is going to get his pointless rided 500HR they'll show up because they're pathetic and don't care about baseball

They aren't little brothers they're step children misplaced in California

>jupton
>good
against the white sox maybe! Thanks for the prospects analslime.

>>77951172
>the age of DPujols begins
>begins

>>77951271
New age with a new 300 trillion contract

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im gonna miss baseball lads

cant believe its almost over ;_;

>>77951403
You can always privately PM DG. He'll regale you about doyers success throughout the winter months.

Heck, ask to move in with him.

>>77951457
could he give me a boystown membership like mo'lester

>>77951469
Nah, sorry. But you get free pi-- beer from his private **micro**-brewery

>>77951403
Halloween, then Christmas, then baseball again.

>>77951072
I'm here. I'm cautiously excited for upton.

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>jays meme magic is over

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>>77951575
>>77951403
don't worry, mark will have you guys rebuilt in no time at all

>Announced attendance at Tropicana Field today was 3,385
wew

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Where does he go from here?

>>77951702
>rags

>>77950353
there's always a lot of cub fans at all of their road games.
just the way it is, i suppose

>>77950819
time to update this stat dump, arroyo isn't even playing for the resd rn

>>77951702
Not bad at all. This team is a comprete disgrace

>>77951931
don't worry you have 3 free wins coming up against the tank sox. the WC is still anyones

>>77951931
Your team was nice to donate the series proceeds to us desu

Over 11,000 attendance across the series isn't bad for an impromptu series from out of state teams.

>>77951802
Nah, its more the fact that people move to other cities to escape occupied Chiraq.

>>77952167
One day we will take back our city. We just can't now because everyone calls us racists and villifies if we try.

>>77951984
Sox are battling for the top draft position. So they can ruin another prospect's dreams.

>>77952240
I don't know if it can really be called a battle when everyone in their bullpen has a 6+ ERA.

jays need to win the tankb owl if they want to rebuild their shit farm

lol greinke sucks dick

I don't think the DBags will get past the WC game

And even if they do

Kershaw >>>>>>> Ray
Darvish >>>>> who? Godley? Corbin?
Hill = Greinke

>>77952345
Jays have heavy competition

>>77952345
does the jays' bullpen have anyone with an under 6 ERA? better get to work if not

>tank sox blew it again
How can any team even not compete? Just give us the first pick already.

quick someone post kershaw webm

>>77951245
I would go to the games but I have a shitty car and scared it won't make the drive

>>77952582
Which one LOL

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>>77952582

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WEEEEEEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWEWEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77952516
>hit the winning run in
1st pick in the bag. Fuck off phillies.

>>77952635
good but not that one

>>77952660
Giants too

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>>77952582

>>77952790
WHY us? We're a suffering fanbase like you

80 WINS

FINALLY

>>77952827
Your team doesn't have even close to what it takes for the 1st pick. Seeing how you still have players from when you won 3 rings on there. Multiple ones in fact.

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>"lol everyone obsessed with us"
>brings up dude giants 5th place LMAO every chance he gets
I never understood this meme

>>77952982
I like the one about playoff Kersh choking in later innings

>manager just leaves him in there too long

Ace can't into too much pitching?!
God forbid that he's asked to throw a six-inning save the game after he pitches a CGSO.

Wow sweeping the Dodgers must be like winning the WS for DBacks fans huh?

JOEY BATS
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B
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did we witness adrian beltre's last game today?

Bros...

We can't stop the Diamondbacks

>>77953179

>try to take advantage of Astros MMP getting flooded by trying to gain 6 home games out of 3. Refuse swap. Game moves to Tampa
>Beltre gets injured in a game where they try to sweep the Astros. Potentially season ending causing the wild card hopes to be dashed

Beltre is a really nice guy. He should find a team less afflicted by bad karma (if he returns). Rumors are it's a sprained hamstring but they haven't confirmed

Bravo DBags

You're still 17 games back. This is a top 5 franchise moment for them

>>77953210
This is my new favorite meme

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Man ive watched truly godawful teams for years why did I never get a letter?

>>77943530
>Mexico will pay for the wall?
>Did I say that, I meant YOU the American people will pay for the wall!
>NO REFUNDS

>>77948770
Even the Cubs have a better farm than the Angles.

>>77953408
Old English D

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>>77946172
shit I keep forgetting the D-Backs won a WS.
>tfw I was 5 in 2001.

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>>77953408
>Detoilet

>The Cubs are still talking to the Tigers about Justin Verlander, but Verlander threw a big wrench in that last night when he said he felt fatigue in his trapezius,
Now this is a new way to sabotage a trade deal.

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Nats

>>77953368
I'm sure #1 is winning a championship in this millenium

>>77953408
>thriving district Detriot...

>>77953408
>couple years of mediocrity
>get a personal letter from the gm himself
So what are dads fans getting? Medals?

>>77954174
Mariners fans should receive purple hearts personally bestowed upon them by the entire front office.

>>77954174
Cyanide pills

>>77952582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEi7CsB7j3g

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>>77954332
>""""""""""""""""greatest pitcher in MLB history"""""""""""""""""""""""
>Giving up 5 runs, including a HR to a rookie, in an elimination game

>>77954332
thanks friend

I kept telling you the dodgers will collapse at the end of the year but you don't listen . Year after year this shit happens and you still fall for this fucking team.

What's wrong with the Dodgers?

>>77954503
They're the Dodgers

>>77954428
>I kept telling you the cubs will collapse at the end of the year but you don't listen . Year after year this shit happens for 108 years and you still fall for this fucking team for 108 years.

Reminder the Dodgers are not going to make the world series and are in serious need of rebuilding to get any better.

This is hilarious watching the Dodgers crash and burn, but seriously we can't let these guys get their hands on the pennant.

>>77954542

Except the Cubs last year NEVER looked weak. The Dodgers have always looked like a minor league team.

>>77954542
>Comparing the team of Destiny to yest another "throw money at the wall and see what sticks" Dodgers team

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>dodgers and cubs lifelongs are now fighting

>>77954701
Where are you getting the Cubs in this?

>>77954701
Where do mo'Lester and DG fall into this fight?

What's with all of Greinke's wild pitches?

>>77947687
Its about shutting up all those faggot fairweather bandwagon fans

Why did LA think adding a >rags pitcher putting on his worst season would bolster their roster

>>77954893
Because they're the doyers

>>77954893
>implying the >rags aura wasn't already there

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>>77953368
So asshurt

>>77954893
Shut the fuck up you stupid Wop

>>77954762
He was 90 pitches in, should've changed him a little earlier.

Dodgers are America's team.

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>>77955195
sure thing buddy

>>77955195
*Mexico's

>>77955195
This.

>>77954590
lmaozles

>>77955289
>indians
does anyone in america even root for this team?

How long do you think this Dodger down period will last?

>>77955511
>down period
The franchise is done

>>77955195
>La raza de los Doyeros
>America's team

Might as well call Blue Jays America's team

>>77955195
*MesoAmerica's

>Aaron Judge batting 6th tonight
Please unfuck your shit

What is Clayton Kershaw's career regular season ERA and then tell me his career postseason ERA. Give me a side-by-side comparison and then a quick rundown to go along with it.

Are the Dodgers a good playoff bet?

>>77955654
Weeew either fatigue got to him or he's juked and needs a vet to help unfuck his chi

>>77955674
ok
shit

he's a brand name choker

>>77955708
How does one from Croatia get into baseball?

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>>77955507
yes

>>77955674
His regular season ERA is 2.34
His playoff ERA is 4.55
His regular season WHIP is .998
His playoff WHIP is 1.157

>>77955754
Government party assigned favorite sport comrade

>>77955777
dub of wisdom - trip of truth combo

checked

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Do other teams do the Throwback Thursday thing where they wear old kits?

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>>77955852
We do the Thursday thing where we lose games
That aside, purple and teal is the kino combination for the Dbacks. The vests need to stay in the past though.

>>77953898
Ryan Zimmerman might be the only player in MLB that has a more bland personality than Mike Trout.
:-/

Dodgers are still coming out of the NL. They're 10 games up on the Nationals still and 16 ahead in the division

They don't even need to win games anymore. They need to start resting.

>>77955912
paul goldschmidt is blander than trout

>>77955917
they need to start resting those throats for the inevitable **choke**

>>77955973
did you see that catch though lad

>>77955754
this is just a proxy I'm actually from Luxembourg, jays are hugely popular here

are the memeiners kill

Is Ohtani gonna be another fragile nippon starting pitcher meme

>>77956067
only if he goes to the Jays

>>77956060
If its any consolation, they were never really alive.

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GREAT THREAD OP

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>>77956074
>only if he goes to the Jays
>only

not so fast my friend

>>77956006
>Luxembourger on national burgerland passtime
Check you out!

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>>77955507
>t. assblasted fan of a major market losing record team

will the cuckees collapse and miss the playoffs?

Odd last digit confirms Dodgers win NLDS this year

>>77956143
yeah man, we really put the luxe in deluxe(m)burger

handegg is gay though

>>77956276
Uh-oh! You're fucked.

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>>77956276
IT CAN'T KEEP HAPPENING

>>77956116
>Rangers try to take advantage of the situation with Harvey hitting Houston
>they lose Adrian Beltre to injury, crushing post season hopes

>>77956318
>handegg is gay though
Don't worry. Concussions and CTE are trimming that fat fast.

If post begins with 779 then Dodgers win the NLCS.

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>>77956136
>more meat for the grinder
>yum yum


elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail/dead arm/biceps/lat tear
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
biceps tendonitis
hamstring
>tfw no old/fat