/bundes/liga

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

What happened to the Norwegian mens team? In the 90s they were elite. They make the Americans look like Germany now.

>>77939362
they hit a wall called reality

Geeeeeeeeeerrrrrd morning

>>77939339
Potsdam playing their first match on sunday. Please include this information in further OPs.

fuck off, tom

not tom tabbihannes

>>77939362
we went back to normal, we've always been shit both before and after the 90s. at the time we had a legendary coach with a innovative system that suited our tall and clumsy players. also, players could go to epl or bundes to develop. now those leagues are much higher quality and more international, so our best guys are playing hoofball in the 2 bundes instead

good bye summer

>>77939733
>get Götze and Schmelzer
>girls even sadder

>>77939733
not replacing the shirts would teach them the lesson to never get a shirt with a player's name on the back

>>77939771
Like they really care. Their parents just wanted to get them into BLÖD.

>>77939733
I mean I get that if your child wants a specific player's name you get it for them, but cmon, anyone could have seen it coming that he would move to Barca eventually.

>>77939771
lessons are so 20th century, it's better to teach children that their actions cannot generally don't have any consequences.

>>77940727

>watches "footy"
Yeah that's definitely me /s

>Danish FA broadcasting Faroe Islands - Denmark U21 as pay-per-view

Seems stupid

File: leverkusen asuka.jpg (66KB, 832x1200px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 832x1200px

>over the course of 2 years went from one of the greatest leverkusen squads of all time to one of the worst leverkusen squads of all time
It's fucking over
Genuinely this is fucking it. after the volatile last season, this year is when it's decided who gets to be the new established clubs in germany and we're sure as hell not looking like we'll be one of them. After if we actually do miss out on Europe for the second year in a row, the club is finished. Nobody's gonna come to Leverkusen anymore (not like we even were a hot adress with fairly regular CL football) and we're gonna be midtable forever. The sky is fucking falling, the entire management needs to go. What the fuck have they been doing all summer? For almost two years now we have a huge problem converting chances into goals and what the fuck do they do to help that? Sign a third rate striker on the LAST FUCKING DAY of the transfer window. Meanwhile we also lose shitloads of quality with Toprak, Calhanoglu, Kampl, Chicharito gone and lose a whole bunch of squad depth with the departures of players like Hilbert, Da Costa or Papadopolous. And virtually nothing has been done to compensate.

It's fucking over.

>>77940901
Sorry, but yeah you're right. It's hard to see any reason why Leverkusen will ever return to being a regular top 4 challenger, especially with the imminent return of Schalke and HSV.

AaB have signed a Kiwi keeper.

>>77940919
Schalke, Gladbach, Hamburg, Hertha, Leipzig, even fucking Cologne could easily finish above this year.

>>77940901
F

>>77940901
at least you're an international legend by creating the vizekusen meme

>>77940901
True, completely baffling what they did in recent years, especially this transfer window. As if they tried to dissolve the club. Only big signing was Sven - don't count on me I'll be injured the whole season - Bender.

>>77940983
Kevin Twinkl

Dortmund's 12-YEAR-OLD SUPERSTAR Moukoko called up for Germany's under-16

>>77941406
""""""""12-year-old""""""""""""""

File: bundesliga 3x3.jpg (443KB, 1458x1483px) Image search: [Google]

443KB, 1458x1483px

>>77939339

we can all agree on this right?

>bauern
>lawful

>>77941868
>>77941923

yeah, switch Leipzig and Bayern and it's okay

>>77941406
>>77941414
>""""""german""""""

>>77941406
His biological age is around 27

>>77941406
i am tired of this shit

>Kampl
Ananastisch transfer imo, now they already have the Keita replacement for next season.

>>77941985
There are pictures of him from a few years back where he looks about his age. If his parents lied about his birth age it's by no more than a few years.

>>77942320
see?
It can't be that hard to proof these accusations in western countries where everyone is carrying a camera (and a little computer around it) in his pocket all the time
Maybe you can lie about the age of your children if you are living in a small village in nigeria but not so much in europe

>Borussia Dortmund are closing in on the signing Jadon Sancho after Manchester City effectively priced him out of a Premier League move.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/arsenal-transfer-news-jadon-sancho-tottenham-spurs-manchester-city-borussia-dortmund-priced-out-a7921786.html

>>77942430
ugh
dortmund is rich, why is aki still buying meme youth players?

File: 800-1500543808.jpg (61KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 800x600px

Does /bundes/ rate him? Also need a caption for this pic. Suggestions welcome.

File: piraeus.jpg (588KB, 1000x659px) Image search: [Google]

588KB, 1000x659px

>>77940964
Retso pls learn to play as a defensive mid who can cut balls apart from being the legit CB u already are , so we can finally have a proper midfielder in our NT. tired of this shiet with a golden defense , Mitroglou scoring with decent service from players like Donis of Stuttgart and Fortounis, but noone able to deliver the ball from the defense up front. Pls Bayer, use your pills that teach this on this guy.

>>77942757
how can you rate someone who has never played?

>>77942700

because that's their business model, buy players cheap, groom them and then sell them big, they made 70 million on Dembele

>>77942757

>when you see da white wimmen walking alone in a dark alley at night

Is Donis gud?
t need a midfielde

>>77942700
I'm sceptical of English players outside of England. But if this guy becomes a decent player you can sell him for +20m back to England.

>>77942872
Think you could take a random rapefugee off the street, put him in a bvb kit and sell him to England for 20m

File: 1449430245001.png (152KB, 316x317px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 316x317px

>>77940964
nice shirt, rudi

>>77943075
Post a picture of yourself in a nicer shirt or shut up

>>77942757
aua aua muss ganz arg pipi

>aua aua jokes

UGHHHHHHHH

>>77943503
>signing a 40 year old

>>77943505
aua aua ich glaub ich bin schwul

>>77943503
Will Sanches even start at Swansea? They don't have a buyout clause, so the only reason why they'd play him would be if he's significantly better than the players they currently have, which I something I doubt.

His career is only going to go more JUST from here on.

>>77943561
Makes no sense to pay 8m for a 1 year loan and then bench him

File: rot-4.jpg (1011KB, 1432x1013px) Image search: [Google]

1011KB, 1432x1013px

The new Freiburg stadium

>>77943615
what's with all the ghosts?

File: stadion_meldung3.jpg (1MB, 1397x1138px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1397x1138px

>>77943615
https://www.scfreiburg.com/news/das-ist-das-neue-sc-stadion

>>77942757
He was looking good before Stafylidis shattered his ankle.

>>77943620
nuclear holocaust inbound

>>77943629
soulless

File: stadion_web.jpg (145KB, 1400x579px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1400x579px

>>77943666
this

current freiburg stadium is maximum comfy

>>77943666
MLS stadiums look like they were designed by children, that's why an aesthetically pleasing stadium looks "soulless" to your eyes

File: IMG_1410.jpg (469KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 2048x1365px

New machines for FC Bauern's new campus

>>77943732
baka

>>77943629
Why arent there any seats on the right side?

>6 million pounds for for a one year loan of Divock Origi
Wolfsburg has gone mad

File: IMG_1411.jpg (128KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 500x500px

>>77943764

>>77943775
Stands?

>>77943763
bunch of happy farmers :^)

>>77943666
i agree. it looks shit.

>>77943629
>cant see the forest

3/10

>>77943781
you know what you did

>>77943615
250000 seats

>>77944047
Wew, biggest stadium in the world.

>>77944047
that's a lot of seats

>>77943615
Do they really think there's enough of a fanbase for FREIBURG to fill such a huge stadium

I see the overall numbers going down in the Bundesliga in the future tobihannes, it's just getting too boring for the rising prices.

>>77944088
it's time for Freiburg to take Real's spot

>>77944047
based

>>77944047
>not even a million

>>77944047
plus a built-in penthouse for jogi löw and a sky abo so he doesn't have to leave freiburg ever again so watch these other boring clubs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7NQSlEWBmE

>Comunio

eheheheh

>>77944190
someone please calculate how big a stadium with one million seats would be

>>77944245
Signal Iduna Park has a capacity of roughly 80000 and cost 200 Million. Judging by that a capacity of 1 Million would cost about 2,500 Million

>>77944047
i also read that they will have a training facility underneath the stadium and an underground tunnel that connects to new york.

>>77944386
Pretty sure it would cost even more since you'd have to answer architectural and engineering challenges to make a stadium this big, make it safe, and still let everyone see the game decently.

>>77944386
that's not how it works

>>77943450
i tried looking for one where i look worse in a shirt and couldnt find one

>hundreds of millions for a few concrete walls and a bunch of Pissrinnen
still a better deal than Pogba I guess

>>77944105
for you

>>77944519
then you do it better

Holbæk B&I are getting a new stadium too.
The current one is super worn-down and with a running track, but also really comfy and centrally located.

New one will be on the outskirts of town in a new sports village.
Hopefully it won't have a running track, but who knows when it's going be built and owned by the municipality.

well take the rough shape of the camp nou and build a giant dome over it. add a transparent floor between the top of the stands and the dome and install angled stands, roughly at 30 degrees. that alone should allow for around 15000 more seats that watch the game from directly above. the structure could be supported by pillars that land on the corners of the pitch. i also think you could install stand beneath the pitch but im not sure how to make the pitch semi-transparent. so yeah, a stacked stadiums with multiple floors and transparent material should allow for 500k spectators.

>>77944622
Make all the stands giant ferris wheels that run reasonably fast.

File: rm desu is satisfied.png (431KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

431KB, 1600x1200px

>>77944941

I'm not far enough on the spectrum to appreciate Denmark's """humor""" Tobi Hannes

File: 283.675.263.jpg (27KB, 620x340px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 620x340px

Is Veton Berisha any good or is he a meme with emotional issues like his bro?

just let the teams play in an empty hall and film it, then televise it to one million households. the way of the future.

and then it turns out: the games never happened. it was all a simulation. none of the players are real.

>>77945536
too many negroes around these days

>>77945560
>t. SS Siggi

File: 7364264287.png (201KB, 622x630px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 622x630px

>>77945531

>>77945560
looks more like a spic tßh

>>77945531
Wow...

>>77945536
hope this is more than just a belated fuck you to poop

>more turks and niggers for the KGaA
lmao

>>77945531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OITbl-lDU0k

I unironically want a ref cam to be a selectable viewing option

>>77945536
Looks like a Serge Gnabry double

>>77945591
Siggi is right on this one though. You know, Sören?

>>77945817
https://youtu.be/4Wyubg-7SuY

>>77946008
>Darius Wosz

wew.. time flies

>>77945887
Angst dass der schwarze Mann dir deine Peggy stiehlt?

File: 1482533883245.jpg (200KB, 764x512px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 764x512px

>>77946112
y-yes! pls gib Peggy gf

>>77940880
(((Danish FA)))

File: IMG_1413.jpg (91KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1024x576px

Bremen complete the signing of striker Ishak Belfodil from Standard Liege

File: 1493642126093.png (102KB, 785x757px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 785x757px

>>77946217
Peggy darf heute nüsch züm spieln rauskömmn, Rönny

Ingolstadt goalkeeper Martin Hansen is going on loan to Heerenveen for the season.

tfw still leader at comunio

>>77948014
RA

#BienvenueKylian

File: IMG_1415.jpg (90KB, 960x571px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 960x571px

Damn, didin't see this earlier.
Big stuff happening today.

ZDF showing Tottenham - Dortmund on wednesday

>>77948196
nothing on their twitter

>>77948014
he really looks like the missing link between man and ape in this picture

>>77948196
fake news

slut.

Just realised that Ligue 1 is now stronger than the Bundesliga lmao

PSG > Bayern
Monaco > Dortmund
Nice = Red Bull
>implying any of the other teams matter

File: 1460660117736.png (254KB, 484x471px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 484x471px

this bong

File: 1501411084250.gif (275KB, 540x810px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 540x810px

looks like summers over huh?

>>77948726
Taking your weak bait:

Dortmund lost because of the terror attack. Would have been a 60:40 match otherwise. Now the Monaco team is completely sold out, while Dortmund is at least as good as before. Previous to last season, Monaco never showed anything in the CL at all. They were below Leverkusen-tier. Finally Nice got annihilated by Naples, don't see any potential in them either.

Give me some porn recommendations

File: 1469899578199.gif (502KB, 540x935px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 540x935px

yeah finally

>>77939362
Breivik shot all the potential world class players

>>77941406
great, one more reason not to root for "my" "national" team

nice got kicked out of the el by fucking schalke

>>77949032
yes

>>77949077
Deepthroat HD Mexico LAST with paola

well, which club did you transfer to as a supporter of?

>>77949134
Monaco got beaten by Leverkusen
Bayern never lost 6-1 in the CL

nice dead thread, Sörens

>>77949261
Bayern still holds the record for the worst CL group phase by a german team

>>77949746
Hmm...
When was that?

Gooood mornen

>>77950082
i know it was with Magath

>>77951088
Moin moin

Listening to deadline day coverage on BBC Radio 5 Live.

once the german nt becomes as black as france I'll stop watching

>>77952962
mad wyte boi detected

Dragovic to Leicester.
https://twitter.com/BBCRLSport/status/903351586247802880

>>77953126
not a good player desu

but leverkusen seems to be selling everyone

>>77952962
Dito. I can't understand how the Frech, Dutch and English can watch 9 random Africans in their NT who happen to live in their national territory and feel something like pride or identification, let alone actually cheer for them.

>>77948726
nice is shit

>>77953169
A meme Dortmund almost fell for. Selling him makes sense as they still have Tah, Jedvaj, Bender, Retsos, Ramalho as CBs.

>>77953269
Of these I only rate Tah, and Bender is always injured. Leverkusen has terrible management. In a better league they would get punished.

Just saw they only have 1 LB and 1 RB, that's poor.

File: 1504216652250.png (183KB, 1052x640px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1052x640px

Let's try again, that was a very bad crop.
.

Hello this is my first post today. Hope you all had a good day

>deadline day
yes, interesting

>>77943615
Their current stadium is Uber comfy tho
):

>>77955727
>/bundesliga/
What are the other three? HIV, RaBa and ?

>>77949081
DELET

>>77952962
>>77953180
t. Ronny

Someone give midfielder
t max memes

>>77949108
unironically a kc tier post

File: 45861.png (3KB, 203x209px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 203x209px

>>77956776
How much are you willing to pay?

>>77945817
I wish we could have a /Bundes/-Allstar game against /laliga/-Allstars ;_;

>>77952962
>>77953180
What Bundesliga team is best to support as a political conservative?

>>77956903
Somewhere betwixt jannys salary and 5mio

>>77957041
>5mio
Why not go for a Rudy bid then?

>>77957126
She won't be a guaranteed starter I thought??

hi bundes

istreams was raided by the GSG9, other popular Bundes HD for little bucks were also taken offline

is there a new site up? I don't want to pay for sky, there's so much unnecessary stuff you have to buy too when I just want Bundes

>>77957020
Dynamo Dresden is the only club which is pretty much openly right-wing.

>>77957358
>istreams

but that was over a year ago

>>77957252
Hard to say at this point. He had a good pre-season and Ancelotti seems to rate him + it's just a matter of time until one of Bayerns midfield gets injured (especially Thiago). I'm not saying that he's a safe bet, but I think that there are much worse players out there for this amount of money.
But if you're not sure, I can give you Dahoud for 5mil€ :^)

>>77957519
yes

My tummy hurts. Wat do?

No Asano for me

>>77957874
go to sleep

>Aubameyang for 24.510.000€
I doubt that anyone from the group has that amount of money.

File: 11563435823380346570.jpg (51KB, 1440x900px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 1440x900px

Me hoping computer will make cheeky bid

hmmmm... I'm monitoring that..

>tfw not in the bundes fantasy league because don't come here often enough anymore

Also will grifo even make the gladbach starting XI when fit?

>>77958359
It takes like 5-10min per day to take care of your squad.
http://www.comunio.de/communities/2128227
password: benis

>>77958439
it's too late, the season has started ages ago

>>77958452
False. You can still come back
I'm in second place with literally no midfield and two defenders lek

Oh wait, I got Asano!
ty Max

>>77958410
Don't know. He has the quality but they have a lot of good wingers.

>>77958452
I got ~25 points on two matchdays. Some people make +30 points on a good matchday.

>>77957596
>lesbo lewdmark

>>77958642
Are you buttgart fan bae?

>>77958951
no

good night

geeeeeerd morninggg. off to work

Goooooooooooood morning

OHNE HOLLAND FAHR'N WIR ZUR WM

OHNE HOLLAND FAHR'N WIR ZUR WM

VM quali tonight in Parken, right next to Fælledparken where 30'000 people will be taking part in the DHL relay. Number of parking places outside the stadium: Maybe a hundred?
Nearest train station a good ten minute walk away.

Great bit of planning there.

I know that many of you are interested in women's football as well. Don't forget our sister thread >>77967307

File: IMG_1417.png (1MB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2048x1536px

Super rude

>>77967969
this, he doesn't need luck

>>77968513
What if his Polish team mates let him down like Bayern did last season?

>>77968545
they didn't let him down. he let them down by getting injured right before the CL QFs

For me, it's /Kreis/liga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eekYLF3C8wo

ORANGE TRÄGT NUR DIE MÜLLABFUHR

ORANGE TRÄGT NUR DIE MÜLLABFUHR

>Der 20-jährige Franzose soll beim FC Barcelona zwölf Millionen Euro Jahresgehalt erhalten, im besten Fall inklusive Bonuszahlungen über 20 Millionen.

>>77969818
SHIEEEEEEEEEET

>Beim FCA, der eine satte Millionensumme für Stafylidis gefordert hatte, ist man jedenfalls verwundert. "Für mich ist der HSV in dieser Situation ein ganz komischer Verein", sagte Manager Stefan Reuter mehreren Medien. "Ich habe manchmal den Eindruck, dass die eine Hand nicht weiß, was die andere tut." Und seine Kritik geht noch weiter: "Wenn ich wirklich Interesse an einem Spieler habe, dann gehe ich da gezielter vor. Das hat mir alles einen unstrukturierten Eindruck gemacht."

>"Verzockt? Nein, das haben wir nicht", betont Sportchef Jens Todt gegenüber dem "Hamburger Abendblatt". "Wir haben uns auf zwei Kandidaten festgelegt. Das hat nicht geklappt. Aber wir müssen auch wirtschaftlich vernünftig handeln." Er findet nach dem Ende der Transferperiode: "Wir haben ausgewogene Transfers getätigt."

>>77957874
Same ;_;

Can HIV pleeeeeeeeeaase finally leave the league this season?

>>77957874
lie on your back and drink camomille tea

>>77969968
the league champion has to stay in

"Stand jetzt werde ich nächstes Jahr ablösefrei wechseln."

What did Max Meyer mean by this?

I wasn't here for the Neymar transfer, how did /sp/ react? I think it's insane to pay that much for such a mediocre player
well they'll probably make it back with shirt sales and marketing but still insane

>>77970315
Why is it insane when they can afford it?
Whether it's €10m or €200m doesn't really matter. They don't need to make anything back. The only way money is relevant to super clubs is in relation to FFP which doesn't seem to a big deal.

Around 30 Polish fans have been arrested this afternoon in Copenhagen.

>>77970349
Neymar isn't good enough to be a franchise player.

As long as Qatar pumps oil, PSG doesn't need to make profit. Qataris got everything they wanted out of this transfer: people laugh at Barca (best club in the world few years ago) and look at PSG. Neymar is not yet on Messi / Ronaldo level, but undoubtedly the 3rd biggest star in club football.

>>77970182
Schalke sucks ass and i'll leave this dumpster fire

>le turn on a Bierdeckel with ball dwarf
Meyer appears to be a bit full of himself. he literally does not perform. when was the last good game of him? oh right, against fucking Wolfsburg who ended up playing relegation lmao

>>77970397
wozzles be upset

>Mauricio Pellegrino is the manager of The Southampton Saints
Huh

File: eration06.jpg (354KB, 635x953px) Image search: [Google]

354KB, 635x953px

Anyone else thinks Babsi looks like Alice Weidel?

>>77971116
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

>>77971265
I want to cum into her pusy all day

hallo und guten morgen!

oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do

hehe

File: gareth_bale.jpg (28KB, 352x450px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 352x450px

For me, it's Gareth Bale

>höwedes
>geis
>meyer
>goretzka
>tedesco
schalke is falling apart harder than ever jej

>>77971511
lel

File: mirage.jpg (282KB, 1360x907px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 1360x907px

remember how i was looking for a new chair? purchased pic related today because it looks like it will relieve all the stress on my lower back ikea markus gives me

really glad i have this guy filtered

>>77941868
Casual viewer hier, could someone redpill me on each one of those alignments? Danke

>>77971265
a bit, both are really nice

>>77972636
Not sure what the poster had in mind but:

Köln: from Germany's biggest club playing in Dior to 2nd league and now 1st league mediocracy. Big stadium, lots of passionate fans with too high expectations. Club leaders seem to turn them into a top 10 club.

Dortmund: paid lots of money for players in 2000, almost went bankrupt, managed to stay in the 1st league with an extremely shabby team, then won the league with very young players. Now comfortably the 2nd biggest club in Germany.

Bremen: top Bundesliga club in the 2000 decade, many problems now. Not a huge following outside of Bremen. Mediocre team.

Gladbach: like Köln, but better off now. Interesting team with good players. Their sporting director is one of the best in Germany.

Freiburg: small team from a small town, develop lots of talents, lose their best players every season, still manage to keep going. Their coach is quite the character.

Schalke: biggest club behind Dortmund and Bayern. Chaos and drama all the time.

Bayern: German Juventus.

Leipzig: plastic club.

Hamburg: like Bremen, with more fans.

File: Blumfeldt Retiro.jpg (191KB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 1500x1500px

>ter Stegen - Hector, Ginter, Hummels, Kroos, Stindl, Özil, Werner, Müller (C), Kimmich, Brandt

>>77973173
Bastard child of a sunbed and a rocking chair

>>77973173
>Stindl, Werner, Müller, Brandt all playing at the same time

Are we going the Holland way?

>>77973173
>ginter

>Lel Stegen
>Günter
>Önvösibil

bad quali
we conceded a goal

>>77973202
yes

>>77973173
uh....how does this line-up?

>>77973173
>no Draxler

ehehhehe

>>77973251
What do you mean?
We were unlucky at the Euros and won the Confed Cup.

>>77973251
no

>>77973280
-----------------------ter stegen------------------
----Kimmich---Hector-----Hummels------Ginter-----
--------------Stindl----------------Kroos---------
--------brandt--------müller---------------özil------------

>>77973173
>imagine unironically rating Ginter

>>77973299
is he staying with penis?

>>77973311
>özil on the wing
>Stindl in holding midfield

Is löw a madman?

>>77973173
It might as well be an early 2000 team

1 actually good player (Ballack/Kroos), 1 faded formerly good player (Loddar/Müller), a bunch of literal whos from mid table Bundesliga clubs.

>>77973311
>Stindl as CM

>>77973340
nobody cares anyways. they will win 3-1 with no fucks given

>>77973311
where is Werner
also
>playing the left-back as cb and the cb as left-back
are you Pep?

not really exciting
i would like to enjoy watching
but will get bored right at the beginning

>Böhmen und Mähren

>>77973173
>ter Stegen
>Ginter
>Özil
>Brandt
For what purpose?

>>77973340
But muh Nationalstolz is through the roof with all these germens. Only meme german is ozil and idfk why he made it into the skwad.

>>77973388
watch shitmark vs pooland

File: IMG_3147.jpg (53KB, 720x618px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 720x618px

>>77973414
Mfw im in a dutch train and it shows up as gbr

>>77973414
token muslim player #respect

>>77973311
Corrections:
1. switch Hector and Ginter (but it looks like Löw is going for the Köln meme and plays Hector as a DM with 3 in the defense)
2. Stindl Werner upfront

At least you Krauts still have 10/11 ethnic germans on the team. Not France tier. Although I worry about your future.

Özil is having his Barca medical during halftime

>>77973374
add him up front
also no

>>77973388
yes
checked

>>77973406
its fun

>>77973431
dem highlights

>>77973441
okay

Is this gong to be another "I'll force an out of form player as striker" episode form Löw, like when he played Götze as a false 9 during the Euros and Germany had 0 goal threat all tournament until 40 year old Gomez was played instead? And now he's doing it with Müller instead of just integrating Werner aka literally the only German striker into the squad.

And I know they qualify easily, but this team has little future. Stindl is Jörg Böhme-tier.

>>77973517
Stindl is a based god

File: IMG_3781.jpg (22KB, 197x400px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 197x400px

>>77973438
Nice'd

File: Z0VIeyW.png (470KB, 709x485px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 709x485px

>game is on RTL

>>77973517
Stindl is too based not to play. Would agree on müller if he didnt do so well in the nt. Gonna score for shore

File: 149061153833.png (77KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 420x420px

>Özil
>Müller
>Ginter
>Pleb Stegen

>>77973610
this
>when you're forced to watch illegal streams of your own fucking NT

>>77973857
Lamo, even I have RTL

>>77973610
>>77973857

are they gonna have a commercial break during the game?

>>779+73943
They have a game between commercial breaks

>>77973943
I hope so

File: csm_82467-fc-energie-cottbus_ced55cfbea.jpg (60KB, 1360x765px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 1360x765px

Is this the most meme worthy club?

>>77973894
well you caught me denmark. rtl is indeed free but i dont have a tv lel. and rtl is pretty much the only channel that doesn't offer online streaming.

>>77973943
dunno :/

>>77973970
literally every single Ossi club

>>77973894
I think he was talking about free live streams on the Internet.

Can't watch RTL if you don't have a TV or a TV with DVBT2 because they ask for money on there now.

>>77974027
>>77974065
Okay sorry

>>77974065
ich hab einfach meine mama nach geld für tv und so gefragt und sie hats mir gegeben hehe

>czechs in charge of anthems

>>77974139
thanks

here we go

for gypsies without tv's:
http://bundesliga-streams.net/live/bayern-munchen-livestream-3/channel-1/

>Anthem is sung without music

fuck off with this American shit

>>77974171
oh snap i thought we were playing norway

>>77974197
look at my bony tits

why isnt there a goddamn match thread?

Disgusting plebs interrupting the singer

>>77974225

i'll make one

File: mirage.jpg (78KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1024x576px

post your face when

File: index.jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x225px

>>77974259

MATCH THREAD

GET IN HERE

>>77974277

>>77974277

>>77974277

>>77974277

>>77974197
You watching Denmark or does Germany do it too

>>77974285
germany do it too

File: 1484493351245.png (267KB, 628x354px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 628x354px

>>77974259

>RW Essen

Just as expected

watching this game through

vs

watching this game for the first half and switch to denmark game for second half?

>>77974285
is lord playing?

>>77974302
Okay

>>77974338
On the bench. Andreas "Lord 0,5" Cornelius and Nicolai Jorgensen up top.

>>77974309
loooool

>>77974332
both

timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo timo

yeah alright i'll switch to denmark at minute 20. this will be a training match.

t*rkbros pls no rape

>bayern not buying timo werner
le shig

finally

File: Fragezeichenanimesuesz.png (78KB, 282x300px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 282x300px

>>77974480

do what you must

just heard the portugese commentator say mannschaft

Ah yes very good

where is everyone?

dat thomas müller pass

>>77974733

>>77974282

>>77974881
If Thomas Müller was black he would be Thomas Lemar.

>>77974431
>>77974451
>>77974480
>>77974494
>>77974538
>>77974692
>>77974733
>>77974881

Just join the real thread you massive faggot

>>77974949
hehe no

>>77974431
so how is that working out for you

looking up property for sale is interesting

Denmark completely dominating, but I still expect Poland to win by two goals to one.

>>77975223
Certainly is

>>77975018
>barca bought paulinho for 40mil from china
what the fuck

>>77975266
also checking google street view

>>77975363
Yes you can't do one without the other really

>>77975179
im still watching our guys, i had a little change of plan due to greasy fingers from pommes und chicken.

>>77975415
why did greasy fingers from pommes and chicken make you change a plan

Damn... We're going to win this thing

>>77975414
Well I guess you can easily check google street view without looking up properties for sale.

>>77975480
properties/places for sale should be added to google street view just like there are prices for hotels and everything

>>77975515
Absolutely. I thought the exact same thing a few days ago.

>>77975478
you see i am watching through a stream in full screen. to switch to denmark i would have to make a few clicks and use my keyboard. not good with greasy fingers! so yeah, denmark at second halftime is the new plan.

>>77975534
i understand

So that's two assists from Eriksen today.
If he actually starts playing well for Denmark it could get interesting.

i posted in another thread and the captcha was "wood chilmark". so yeah denmark, chill. everything's gonna be OK.

>>77975925
Haha okay that's nice to hear

File: 1469467782413.jpg (59KB, 400x571px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 400x571px

denmark actually is 2-0 up