>Americans Fucking stop.

That's kinda gay

kek, there are no brakes on the US pulisic hype train

Yes please. Hope the Yuros kill the this meme kid and expose him somehow.

Soccer is gay. We don't want it growing here via this twink. We don't want soccer, Yuros and Mexicans don't want us as soccer fans. Win/win.

How do you stop him, Yuros?

>>77938320
Lol is he even that good?

>>77938372
>I speak for everyone
Imagine being this obsessed and autistic over a sport, Cletus. Almost as impressive as your cuckhold obsession with niggers and nigger sports.

>>77938400

Pay for that wall yet, Paco?

>>77938542
Not until you get a job Billybob

>>77938542
Paid for that cuck shed?

>>77938399
18 and has already been the best player on the USMNT for the past year

>>77938580
>>77938587

These irritated Mexicans.

You guys sound on edge. INS must be creeping, eh?

>>77938599
>reddit spacing
>eh
Every post you make makes me cringe

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Just imagine it:

>passes the ball
this pass was brought to you by
Doritos™
Gatorade™
Adidas™

game continues

>shoots to the goal

fades to black screen
"did you know half of the american soldiers can not find a job after they return from military service?"
"call 1800 92839 and help donating a little amount to them"
fades back to the game

Pulisic™ StarView™ AT&T™ brought to you by:

Budweiser Light™
Chevrolet™

>>77938320
But ESPN doesn't have broadcasting rights for the USMNT anymore, at least for competitive matches.

The ol' ironic cuckpost.

Love spotting millennials.

>>77938709
Turns out I was wrong, don't know what the fuck is going on since Fox has had every home match at the very least with BeIN showing away matches.

>>77938372
>How do you stop him, Yuros?

Get Chelsea or United to pay him lots of money, sorted.

>>77938632
>no Pepsi™ or Ford™ commercials
what the fuck are you doing Joao

This thread brought to you by KFC™.

>>77938632
kek

You guys really wanna kill him like you did Freddy.

>kek

costa rica - shirts
usa - skins
make it happen. take my money.

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>>77938632

ESPN has done this for sporting events multiple times.

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>>77938320
>>77938372
>>77938580
>mfw a Chicano actually thought he was a real Mexican

>>77938730
>I'm not a muhhlenials
Love spotting underagers.

>>77938320
Why are soccer players so effeminate?

>>77939175
Why are Americans obsessed with men's physique? It's kinda gay

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>>77939181
>not admiring the male figure

Some BRs used to call Neymar "neymarketing" before he went to Europe. If he is good he is good.

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>>77939181
that's the american ""culture""

>>77939187
Joao was right

>>77939163
If we don't destroy young athlete's lives, what else will our tv documentaries be about? Besides Aliens, Hitler and Jesus.

>>77938580
>>77938587
CHI

STOP PUTTING PRESSURE ON HIM

we're just gunna end up destroying his development and he'll be sent to the PL or a mid table Bundesliga team, flop and end up in the MLS and only be known as a good mls player like Landon and Clint

Australians had a Jarryd 'Hayne cam' which followed him during NRL games after he came back from failing in the NFL

>>77938320
why? sounds great imo

>>77938372
>The United States is this 1 person on 4chan

wew la

>>77939291
he's the hero gotham deserves

fukken lol i thought they meant he was going to be playing as a 10

>>77938632

>no mcdonalds™
>no kfc™
>no burgerking™

hue wtf

>>77939291
He'll be fine. Kid seems to be level headed but with the determination to be world class.

Americans, you really should start a "/cpg/ - Christian Pulisic general"

>>77938372
good post

>>77938320
Oh god hipsters are gonna Freddy adu his career

>>77938372
Based yank

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>>77938632

>>77939167
Remember Brett Favre cam?

How long until the inevitable biopic staring Dave Franco

>>77938632

just wait til advertising is so micro-targeted and subliminal that you will have dancing anime girls selling you monkey soup in the background during the game

test

>>77938598
Thats not saying much

>>77938372
you wish he was black you nigger loving cuck, don't lie

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>>77938632
Never forgetti!

>>77938372
I think you're the real faggot here, CHI (or Cletus)

>>77938320
George Best had that in the 60ies, it's really nothing special

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>>77938632

lel

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>>77938632

>>77938632
its not funny but its totally true
good post, favelao

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>>77938632

>>77938632
LMAO

>>77939181
We are inheritors of the spirit of superior Greek and Roman culture.

>>77938632
lmao fucking rekt

no wait

>>77938372
make him play for whatever slav country his family is from

>>77938632
>"did you know half of the american soldiers can not find a job after they return from military service?"
>"call 1800 92839 and help donating a little amount to them"

What kind of faggot are you that you don't care about our heroes in uniform