/tennis/ - no glaze edition

based penus

>Zverev
Just lose already you fucking russky, I want to see Mugu.

>>77935773
engorged pingum

Do you think Dodin would be susceptible to my advances?

>>77935743
Good title

its ogre

human vs ape matchups are always so exciting.

Can he even force this to a decider?

>>77935821
no

>>77935817
Dodin DOES kinda look like a chimp

>0/7 in tie breaks during the 3rd set
he deserves to lose

why no glaze?
glaze is life.

>>77935850
Assistance- seek it

>be kyrgshit
>lose

>>77935850
you donut

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>>77935850

>>77935850
i glazed ur mom

>>77935862
>be vietnamese
>be vietnamese

>>77935850
Hilfe: suche es

>>77935879
she's dead.
but as a man you should have that instinct for glazing.
it's a good thing.
every cake wants to be glazed.

How did Steve Johnson ever make it into the Top 100

lel, get net-corded, slav

>>77935883
>be vietnamese
>It Ain't Me" starts playing
ftfy

>>77935903
thx bro
>>77935904
BENCH

>>77935904
With a good, trusty serve and guts.

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Krunic!

NEED dodin gf

>>77935923
She's so pretty

I glazed hard for Goerges but now I might go to bed.
>There's a limit to one's ability to turn the world into a transparent prison for sassy females.

>>77935923
face like lizard
makengs me suferrengs
not even to be raepmeets
'no' budy

What did Zverev say? Can anybody transcribe?

>>77935936
Kinda bland desu

>>77935954
''You made the shot Coric, didn't you!?''

>>77935956
no man her face is fucking amazing if you really think about it

>>77935954
BULLSHIT

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>>77935954
f00k y0u b0rna
you played the shot
FUCK OFF
LET ME WIN THIS MATCH
rRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77935936
elven

>>77935966
hmmm yes, I can imagine her with a sugary mask.

>>77935967
>>77935968
Christ

>>77935953
Suck my pee pee desu

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>>77935850
Careful what you wish for

>>77935989
tell me more

>>77935989
DON'T POST IT

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>>77936000
Trips command it

>>77935989
>file name
lmao

>>77935989
>>77936026
DO IT

>>77935989
>>77936026
plz no im about to eat

NO DONT POST IT

CHOKE BITCH

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Is glasnost (transparency) the political expression of glazing?

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>>77936062
>>77936060

Really wish this Portuguese faggot would leave. If you're gonna be annoying at least post pics of 10is qts

please don't implode now Borna

>kyrgios inaudibly screams fuck
>gets fined

>zverev says that's bullshit
>not even a warning
Y dey tryna keep the black man down?

>>77936100
>bullshit being on the same level as fuck

Liberal sensitivities

>>77936100
Kyrgios is black?

>>77936117
>Ecuador thinking Kyrgios is white
pottery

Paire and Zverev look like they're both 40

>Bitch on her phone in the front row
Seriously, fuck her. I wish I had the time to go to this.

>>77936117
Transblack

>>77936131
t. Muhammad Chang

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>>77936095

>>77936131
Dont blame him, he cant distinguish racial differences between humans.

It's fun being depressed

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>le lose in first two rounds of majors krauts

>>77936167
I see someone else is drinking tonight. What are you having, anon? I'm having some cheap wine

>>77936175
Like fucking clockwork

>>77936164
I still can distinguish a human from a Peruvian, though.

>>77936164
.t kc tier reddit autist

>>77936164
He should do the 23andme genetic makeup test, only 100$ and he could see how bad of a mutt he is.

>>77936117
hes dark

Is at least 1 memerev going to make it?

>>77936175
he was never gonna win the USO with that outfit.

>>77936184
i drink literally every night
rate
t alcoholic

would it be a bad idea to ask out a cashier?
heading down to walmart right now to do it

>>77936217
DO IT

>>77936217
Don't you have to be a downie to work at Walmart

burn 100 cv (baseline)
ultra 100 cv (balanced)
blade 98 18x20 cv (power)

ultra is good? i'm still learning so i think going into any special style is not applicable, i need to learn everything still

are they better than babolats offering?

pure aero (baseline)
pure drive (balanced)
pure strike (power)

>>77936217
nope just try

>>77936195
Funny how your post subtly admits that you pertain to another species.

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>>77936216
Cheers
>>77936216
>Walmart cashier
Depends how fat you are and how desperate she is

>>77936217
Do it, post results.

what type of glasses should one with an egg face buy

>>77936254
gunnars

Zverev/Coric match getting boring, I'm switching back to based Krunic

>>77936243
right now the pure aero is the best racquet on the market besides the new yonex. for easy power and control

the wilsons are good. but if you don't have good strokes you'll be disappointed.
the blade is decent. i had the previous version of ultra and hated it

>>77936254
One with thick rims like every other numale

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>>77936244
Sure thing, Huascar.

>>77936264
i dont like that style tho. i dont want them to stand out because im not a numale cuck like the faggot that doxx's posters and wants to succc kikel

>>77936217
do it, what could you lose?

>>77936217
Are you going to plainly ask her out or do you have a complicated plan involving buying something?

>>77936262
i feel like i'd like the blade the most but i'm really not an advanced player so i think i will have difficulty wielding it

i'll make sure i have good strokes
i've played tested the pure aero and i feel it's a meme, it's really too light or something and when comparing to the tour it seems the majority gravitates towards more power type racquets which something like the pure aero is the furthest away from i guess? the ball pops out of it too much

not sure, ofc i'm not an expert but i thought it would be the best blind purchase but then i play with it and i don't actually like it

>>77936278
dignity, pride, confidence

>>77936258
What, you don't like "pass the ball until UE"?

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>>77936271

>>77936297
Both Zverevs right now: "How can I discover more ways to fuck this up?"

>los kc tier duramericANOs

the lack of glazing material is highly disturbing.

>>77936321
>annoying faggot isn't watching donna
lol

>>77936321
Go watch Krunic

>>77936291
you are asking about dating advices in the sports section of a taiwanese reptile breeding site, you have neither of those

>>77936321
is everyone in portugal this autistic or is it just you?

Here comes the Coric choke.

>>77936217
NEVER FLIRT WITH A GIRL DOING HER JOB

NEVER

>>77936286
yeah the blade is good. you must have tried the reg pure aero
the tour is heavier.
im planning on buying the wilson burn 95 since its really cheap right now($50)

>>77936284
i was going to buy some beer lol!

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>>77936337
in english, neither applies exclusively to two things


rate the gf btw

>le billionaire latvian man made out of glass
Disgusting

Fuck, I thought this set would be a 6-1 for Coric.

>>77936341
he's probably already gone lol

>>77936358
Almost makes up for how shitty Djokovic makes Serbia look
Almost

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>>77936369
this proves you're an absolute moran who nos nothing about 10is lmao

If my twink sascha loses I declare now that I will never cum again

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>>77936387
djoko is breddy cool desu

>>77936346
was the regular aero yea, can try the tour version but im expecting the face with the more open string pattern to have a similar "pop" and it seems like that feels nice but leads to loss of control, wanna be able to generate my own strokes. think thats why im not feeling in favor of the racquet
burn 100 i tested its a similar category as the aero i feel, roughly speaking. 50 seems like a pick up even if its just for fun

the blade would be a big change though like 98 inches and everyone always picks the 18x20 one. gonna see if i like that one though and otherwise i keep it on the list for later and stick with a balanced racquet for now

really nice to be able to play test racquets btw, hope everyone has a place they can do that

>>77936396
You still obsessed with me, I see.

Creepy

S&Verev wins

>>77936421
just pointing out facts sweetie
xoxo

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>>77936321

>>77936423
Mischa wins that means Sascha will

>>77936419
its $20 a week to test 4 racquet where i live

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Soon

>>77936416
no Djokovic makes tennis bland and shit
Yes even more so than Murray
At least Murray never went full paz y amor

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>>77936444
>no sauerkraut
would not eat/10

>>77936435
Must be pretty frustrating for you that none of the shit you always throw at me ever works.

>>77936467
dont really care desu lmao

Coric shouldn't be unseeded in a slam.

>Krunic shanks the forehand
>still gets to hit a winner
Tomja is pretty shit

>>77936454
free but 30 minute drive one way
i'd do it for 20 bucks, it's just really useful desu. gotta feel and test to get all the information to make a good decision

>>77936482
le babby andie murrie

>>77936495
He's top 30 material.

>>77936482
Nah, he's an inconsistent fuck, he deserves it.

>>77936505
*pushes*
>>77936511
hes inconsistent but has the talent you moran

>>77936511
True, but he has enough tennis to fix that.

Lmao Sashit btfo

>>77936482
I'd like to give him my seed

Krunic won, pretty easy
Which means we're almost done for the night

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boner coric gonna win dis breaker

Also I love how nobody notices Cilic quietly beating Mayer and making his way up the draw

You know, I don't see anybody talking about how Cilic is just cruising through his matches.

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>>77936567
>>77936569

>>77936542
Bit gay

>>77936559
Top keke

Lol bonga broken already

What's the use of watching if there are no cute ball girls???

Schwartzlet won

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>>77936597
for the tennis

>>77936613
And in straights for that matter.

Based b0rna playing like dj0kobot

England's Brave or South Africa's Brave?

Zverev is playing two miles behind the baseline.

>sashit zverev

GIVE BORNA YOUR POWER

>memerev

I must admit, this match is really making me appreciate Coric.

>spain had doodie seller in the QF

>Memerev

>>77936642
>>77936653

>the hamlet of post-Cold War Russia

Is this kid every going to learn

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based boner coric

told yous guys he was legit back round injun welles

now lets get this shit started
>ZVEREV

The madman did it.

LMAO

>>77936650
Watch him lose against Anderson in straights this Friday.

RIP Sascha

F

>zverev

HE'S FUCKING DONE IT

>kyrgios
>zverev
The bad guys lost today feels good

>>77936695
Indeed.

Just fuck my bracket up desu senpai

Will Cilic cry against Federer like in Wimbledon?

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I didn't see that coming

Federer will win Slams until his forties and this rate.

>RCAZ
lmao just lmao

>>77936681
I dont care too much honestly. The important thing is that Zverev is out.

Based Borner

>>77936706
me had the lenklot in the semis
feels bad man

Zverev still has never beat anyone in the top 50 or made it past the round of 16 in a slam

Now onto the Shapovalov-Tsonga match.

What a day.

Who else getting on the shapopalov bandwagon?

HERES YOUR USOPEN 2017 CHAMPION

~MARIN CILIC~

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>>77936719

>>77936755
You spelled Grigor Dimitrov wrong

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>Tennis player refused to lower his tube socks because he didn't want to disappoint Pharrell Williams

Son I am disappoint

>>77936745
>the absolute state of the lack of grammar structure in this cent ince

>RCAZ
RCAZ
>RCAZ

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based donner vekic
me on the right btw

Fuck, Johnson lost in straights. Guess it wasnt a perfect day after all.

is Shapovalov just another canadian meme that's going to go to shit after a few good tournament like Genie Bouchard?

>>77936808
>le serve-and-forehand man
>winning

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>Sashit Zverev's endurance and mental strength at Slams

>>77936822
Against Kyle Edmund? For sure.

But he's been very subpar since his father passed away. Which is totally understandable.

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>literally everyone had the lanklot into the semis at least cept me
the state of /10is/ """""""knowledge""""
>>77936816
no

>>77936803
I wouldn't even wait for you to break a leg to put you down, horsey.

>>77936855
Lies even in my meme bracket he wasn't there

Out
>le can't into best of 5 man
>le brick in the head man
Still alive
>le back problems man
>le inferior babby version of Backerer man
>le useless out of clay man
>le cry on finals man

told u guys zverev is a meme player

>>77936855
I didn't desu

>these upsets
we /womenstennis/ now

CMON BONGO

Does the umpire assassin have a chance against bonga?

HOLY SHIT NBOODY IS CHEERING FOR BONGO

scintillating bh winner from el shapo

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>>77936925
>upsets are bad
federreddit will lose soon too

>>77936939
bonga can win if he starts making backhands

>>77936939
Against this version of Tsonga? Yes

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++++++++nightly post of truth+++++++

peak kyrgios is better than literally ever player to ever play the sport called 10is

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Time for Mugu~

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>>77936970

>>77936939
He's going to wipe the floor with Bonga, cap this post

>>77936970
(You)

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the perfect female tennis body

>>77936983
D Y K E

>>77936996
I have more ass than that.

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>>77936996
>negative ass
>>77936991
just know that an APOLOGY will be in order whence it is revealed that you are wrong

>>77937026
Fuck, I'm doing it again, I apologise in advance.

>>77936991
ah the classic GabePrediction
I sense a sequel to the apologise saga is all but inminent

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based Solane blacking cibulkova

>>77937045
wow...not like this bud...$mh..have some self respek

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>>77937000
NO FUCK YOU

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>>77937084
halep literally lost because you didnt give her you're energie cottbus
for shame

can u bliev this drumpf guy....just heard he sent a storm to texas to kill the hispanics

Did Bouchard win today? What about Sharapova?

>>77937157
no / . yes

These commentators cant get enough of Shapovalov's dick. It's getting annoying.

>>77937157
>Did Bouchard win today
ehehehe

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>>77937146
send in gabe to redpill those hispanics on epistemology
>>77937157
>Did Bouchard win today?
lmao dude!!

>>77937083
I'm dumb and I fall for the same dumb post patterns every time.

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>>77937157
>bouchard
>winning
heh

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>muguruther choking
pharell outfit officially exposed
F

>>77937172
Delet this

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*loses to douchard*

memerev lost because I wasn't watching anymore

t. stuck with the flu

>>77937209
did your cat really died?
if so, out of respekt i shall delet
F

>>77937218
In also having a flu, are you some sort of evil twin?

>>77937228
no it's just the shit weather again

>dat rally

>>77937226
It was the previous cat, that one is alive and well.

>>77937172
ummm sorry cupcake but epistemology is old white male mental mastirbation, we demand PRAXIS.....Gramsci not Popper OK praise direct action

>took a week of frencho pen to go through as many threads as we have been through today
USO penis confirmed as the best slam
>>77937243
ok gud, no delet from me tho

>>77937254
t. brainlet

Can someone explain the kc meme? I am still new to this

>>77937263
I simply wasn't there to provide top banter during the FO, so thankfully you guys have me here now to make this place more lively and fight back against all this SJW cancer on /sp/.

>>77937281
Krautchan must be like reddit

>>77937281
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KC_and_the_Sunshine_Band

wew is shapo the new federer?

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>>77937281
time for you to slap on some kc tyres and go back
>>77937300
good post

>>77937281
ylilauta centurion

>>77937301
Was Federer even this good at 18? He was kinda of a late bloomer afaik

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>>77937310
t. map

Who's the most based ex-pro?

>>77937346
boris beck

>>77937346
monica seles

>>77937325
me in the hat

>>77937346
s a n t o r o

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>>77937346
barbera schett

>>77937378
>borned in 1976
wtf i love german genetics now!

>>77937378
Who is this cum plum?

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seriously, who can stop her ?
>inb4 roids

>>77937346
Brad Gilbert

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>hard shell tacos
>tacos topped with anything other than cilantro and onions

>>77937314
Yes, really inconsistent until his 20s.

>>77937438
don't think i've ever pronounced yes IRL, it's 'yeah'

This has been a really fun USO, so far.

>>77937424
ar tacos filled with black beans or is that burritos

>AZ
>3R @ AO
>1R @ FO
>4R @ WIM
>2R @ US
Is he still Germany's brave or he's Russia's coward now?

>>77937461
burritos tacos gortitas tortas ay carumba! necesito cenar ahora!!!

>>77937448
And you probably sound like a ''too cool for school'' teenager all the time as well. Good job.

>>77937424
i enjoy both tex mex and authentic tacos, although id have to agree that authentic are better.

>>77937503
im just low class lad. also pretty much everyone here does the same

i unironically like a Jacob Sartorius song

>Cuckga

>>77937548
brilliant post man.

Shapovalov's draw is pretty good to reach the QF.

>>77937593
me said same of zverev

And Mugu breaks.
>Thonga

>>77937487
I wonder if he's embarrassed that his brother does better than him at slams?

>>77937603
The draw is undeniably good, if the player fails to get through it doesn't change that.

"The Beatles" sucks, wow

Mugas shorts look so hot

>Wozniak i

>>77937564
thanks famiglia

Denis > Raoich

conga resolutely BTFO by shaPOOvaLOOv

>have a child
>turn to absolute shit
Really makes you think about not breeding ever

>the moonballing no-weapons city of wozzles

rise of the menACE

Is it just me, or there have been a lot of long matches in these first three days?

>>77937786
Yep, seems like we are in a transitioning period.

>>77937661
Makes me sad. This is supposed to be her best tournament. Catasthrophic for her if she goes out early here given how consistent she has been this year.

>Kerber out of the Top 10
lel

>>77937853
sad!

>>77937718
>have a child
>childs turns out an absolute loser
makes u wonder if parents dont secretely regret having had u

>>77937900
At least I can make it to a midterm

>>77937900
>secretly
lol I wish

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>>77937900
delete this

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MUGUWINS

is truth that mexicANOs are only hispanics that love really spicy food

is compact the the best way to describe tsongas bh?

I want to bagel muguruthless

>>77937718
but federer has twins and he plays the best ever no?

>>77937931
Why dont you go ask your parents?

>>77937953
Yeah but he has gorillions he can just hire a nanny or seven

>>77937956
>parentS
heh

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What did she mean by this?

>>77937977
Someone post the video of her botching at her coach telling him to watch videos

based wozzles

>>77938006
Yeah, based for holding her own against a 45 year old looking woman.

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muh aero xD

Fuck, Conga is done.

>>77938023
pure drive kills your arm

>>77938019
Rock on dude :D

>>77938035
by fapping to Mugu too much, I assume

>>77938023
>>77927981 (You)

>>77938023
what hapen 2 her after the olympics
she faded completely

>>77938034
Canada is the future of tennis, move aside scrubs.

>>77938035
t armlet

>>77938035
bigger grip/softer stringbed?

>>77938064
even if you string it in the low 40's. its still stiff AF.
i'd imagine mugu racquet has decent amount of lead to counter that.

>wimmin still have matches left at midnight
This is textbook muh soggy knee

>Shapovaleaf

>tfw doing well in the bracket but Zverev and Kyrgios are going to fuck it up

y shapoovaloo wearing a cross? thought he was hebrew

>>77938138
Hey Indianon, heard y'all got hit pretty hard by the monsoons. You guys okay?

tsonga bat bonga

>>77938148
They think it's cool because black people do it

>>77938148
He's jew-ish

>>77938148
The cross is a trophy for the jews, celebrating when they sold Jesus down the river for a few shekels.

>>77938148
Just because he's a Jew doesn't mean he can't be a Christian.
>>77938156
Yeah, man. Thanks for asking. My part of the country hasn't been affected by floods but it's been raining a lot here. It's nice. I missed the rain.

>>77938148
(((Jesus))) was a Jew.

>>77938176
>Just because he's a Jew doesn't mean he can't be a Christian.
That's stupid, being jewish is based on believing you're superior to all others, and being christian teaches the opposite.

savage

fucking bonga

Woz is choking again.

Shartpovalov has a thicc donk for a teen

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>>77938179
gud post

>>77938187
bad post

>>77938204
choking on my dick perhaps?

>>77938179
t. misunderstander of Biblical history

>>77938213
t. non-christian

Conga should at least win a set, this is humilliating.

>>77938213
bad exam(ple)