/nfl/ general

First for Raiders going 4-12

STANNIS

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Rams

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Reminder: This smug son of a bitch is winning the AFCW and there is nothing the Raiderspics, Queefs, or >Chorgers can do about it.

Dream secondary
CB: Amerson
CB: Haden
CB: Mackensie Alexander
S: Kemal Ishmael
S: Karl Joseph

>"When I first got here, I went to his office and we talked for a while," Haden said Tuesday after an off-season workout session at the team's practice facility. "He told me, 'If you didn't play through your injury, I would tell them to get you out of here.'"

This was from when Gregg Williams first got picked up by the Browns. Not surprised that they finally axed him.

Why hasn't that headhunting nigger Burfict been banished yet?

>>77934464
ninth for the Broncos finishing in the AFCW cellar

>>77934464
put your trip back on milehigh

If I had a football team, my QB depth chart would be:

1. Colin Kaepernick
2. Tim Tebow
3. Johnny Manziel

We'd go 0-16 and ESPN would never stop talking about us.

>>77934464
*gets picked off by Green Bays shitty defense*

>>77934465
>Dream secondary
>a bunch of mediocre to crappy players
Lol?

>>77934487
sign bort forve too

>>77934474
ayyy lmao

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>>77934474
>>77934485
>>77934488
Stay mad,.

Are the steelers going to trot out a zombie Roethlisberger trying to wait out Brady for one more run at the owl? I can't imagine he'll be in the league much longer.

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Remember: The Cardinals are taking the NFC West this year. Rasms are hungry, so maybe Shitcackle finishes 3rd

>>77934527
you know it's eminently possible

>>77934527
Why would I be mad over a shit QB when the Raiders have Derek Carr?

>>77934451
If we can beat the Texans in Houston, we can beat the Ravens and we sure won't lose to the Lions. I also think that coming off of 4-0 with a beefed up d and a really excited fanbase against a slow start team we can beat the Steelers at home

>>77934536
I'm betting next year will be his last, his injuries are really piling up on him

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>>77934465
really? There's no way we could have afforded Haden and he wouldn't have been worth it anyway. You have shit opinions

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>>77934569
Super Bowl rings
Derek Carr: 0
Trevor Siemien (PBUH): 1

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>>77934536
If Ben died, how would the Steelers do? Is he a big part of the offense, or is it mostly his weapons?

>>77934593
>he rode the bench for his ring
>he didn't play a snap in the super bowl
pathetic desu lmao trent dilfer has a ring but he actually played in the super bowl

>>77934598
They would be a lot worse. People like to meme about how good their WR corps is, but only AB would have the same success on any other team. They'd basically become the Cardinals with a worse defense.

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I haven't forgotten what you told me, Tom. We have no playoff berth tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my career? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the greater Jacksonville metropolitan area will no longer need us. No need for the football, or the hand to throw it. I have to drive out this bust inside me - build a better future. That's what I - what we - will leave as our legacy. Another mission, right Boss?

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>>77934617
Doesn't matter, he has more rings than Derek "ow my leg" Carr. Hope you enjoy your one and done, Raidnigger.

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*ruins your career*

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>>77934635
gib Golden Tate and Ezekiel Ansah

>>77934649
>This post sponsored by Mercedes?

>>77934579
I just don't see it happening they went 1-15 last year, lost their best WR, have a rookie qb, and a Swiss cheese secondary.
It's a relatively light schedule, so it's hard to complain, but I really think they'll be in the 4/5 win column.
Don't forget, Detoilet went 4-0 in the preseason before their perfect season.

>>77934598
They didn't do too in the 2015 when the rapist died
>>77934598
Is THAT an advanced Andy Reid?

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>>77934439
STANNIS SUPPORTERS UNITE

>>77934645
David Carr has a ring as a back up too, yet no o e cares

>>77934691
Dabid > Derryl

>>77934691
Is David /elite/?

>>77934674
>1-15
Wow, they lost like 6 close games mostly because of the refs or sheer dumb luck, and didn't have a good draft, they're going 0-16 now.
>rookie QB and WR
With a buffed O line, one of the most underrated rushers in the game and a new plug in at the slot.

>>77934670
But Breshad Perriman will be elite this year

>>77934649
I'd colonize her tbqh.

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E/a/gles!

>>77934470
Greg Williams is based as fuck

>>77934742
Dude can barely stay healthy and was basically only effective on crossing routes last year. I'm not holding my breath considering the one game Ravens game I went to see in person he dropped like 3 passes

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>reggie ragland and now erving
anymore "busts" >we can take off your hands?

>>77934831
>erving
>"busts"
Dude, if you don't think he's a bust you're insane. Unless O linemen need a decade to develop

>>77934831
How is Erving not a bust?
He played at every position on the o line and was bad at all of them.

>>77934831
Marshall newhouse for a rack'o'ribs?

>>77934754
I gained a new respect for Igloo fans after the draft

>>77934847
they do with the browns

>>77934852
>He played at every position on the o line and was bad at all of them
Exactly, that's >browns coaching for you

>>77934861
It's going to be lit as hell when Cleveland wins the Owl and then hosts the draft in the same year

>>77934831
We've got a slightly banged-up Ebron if you need one

>>77934875
>they do with the browns
Who is Joe Thomas?

>>77934847
He's played in the NFL for two years lmao

Andy Reid is also a magician when it comes to O linemen. I don't think the Chiefs would give up a 5th round pick for him if Reid didn't have a high grade on him when he was coming out and thought he could make him better

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So my bae Lindsay Rhodes (pic related), the GOAT NFL network and Football reporter, is back from her birthing!
Y'all really like that Jersey Shore talking cunt Kay Adams from Good Morning Football show. But that bitch dont know jack beside her "muh Fantasy Football".

>>77934885
>muh exception to the rule
congrats youve named the 1 HoF browns player in recent memory

>>77934875
Browns linemen are great except for this faggot, he's THE WORST lineman in the NFL.

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>>77934549
>this obsession with the Hawks

this is why the Cardinals don't have a Super Bowl win. No championship spirit or heart.

>>77934893
You haven't watched Erving if you think he'll suddenly be good, unless Reid is literally a magician

>>77934895
Looks like brandi love

>>77934433
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF RAIDNIGGERS, ENJOY THESE DUBS AND THOSE EL's

>>77934893
Everyone had a high grade on him coming out of college but he busted hard. Have you seen him play?

>>77934416
Pretty ball by Wentz. Yall think he's gonna make the leap this year?

>>77934947
He had troubles in the second half of the season, I predict improvement, but still not quite getting where people expect him to be.

>>77934919
I really haven't I don't think I watched the Browns play once the last two years outside of the four Ravens games

All I know is Andy Reid really is an O line guru and the Chiefs are one of the best run organisations in the league right now so I don't doubt them with a decision like this

>>77934937
Ried turned Eric Fisher around

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>>77934876

>>77934960
He's a fucking turnstile

>>77934962

So does every defensive player that Fisher faces.

>>77934934

She is a MILF now my nigga. Y'all know what dat means...mothers milk straight from the tap!


But she is also very smart about Football, funny as a mofo, and she keeps all the niggas on NFL Network Total Acess show in check with her alpha personality. I hate that cunt Kay Adams on Good Morning Football tho.

>>77934994
Had a few there anon?

>>77935012
What i miss?

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What does /nfl/ general think of this?

>>77934995
Not like the Chorgers have an OLine period

>>77935042
I'm not sure I buy that a disease that miraculously can only be found after death as 100% legit as they're pushing it. No doubt that head injuries were bad before but the game is as safe as can be

>>77935042
Virtue signalling, or probably wanted more pay and got told to eat shit

>>77934995
eric "t-rex arms" fisher made watt his bitch before

>Stafford is 5-46 against teams with winning records
>Brady has as many wins in the Super Bowl as Stafford has against teams with winning records

WEW
E
W

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>KC:Tests confirm torn PCL, LCL for Spencer Ware


Is this a career ender? Didnt that nigga Peterson or whatnot from Vikings have like 2 ACL tears in his career and atill came back strong?


I hope this nigga comes back. And also Edelman. By the sweet grace of the baby Jesus.

>>77935069
>shilling the NFL
>probably for free
This is the life you chose.

>>77935081
>muh obscure statistics
severe case of the 'tism

>>77935042
He's not wrong, but the gesture is meaningless because he's a literally who

>>77935042

He a liberal tranny. No doubt. Since he worked for ABC and ESPN.

>>77935094
>Shilling some illegitimate "disease"
>probably for free
This is the life you chose.

>>77935097
Don't hate bruh. Your QB's overpaid. It happens. The Lions will be bad for a few years but will rebound once they get some top draft picks

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>>77935005
>10 game-winning post season (+superbowl) drives to date

From one GOAT to another. She is a true gem for the NFL network. Kay Adams has her fun and her place, but she's no Lindsay.

>>77935097
I hate obscure stats but record against winning teams is absolutely not an obscure stat

I'm not a believer in Stafford at all. Lions bound for 8-8 this year

>>77935128
Is Brady an OK QB?

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about that system and his pals from the manlet Academy as they fight assorted teams is now indistinguishable from the dumb divegrass threads. Aside from the bombastic rhetoric, the pasta’s only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Tom Brady (5) copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-SKEEUPpostt in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but it's board culture though

"No!"

The art is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the anon merely changes the rotation of the pic. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. /sp/'s mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the super bowlr copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Tom Brady on /sp/ then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Tom Brady" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.

>>77935081
But Stafford is a pretty cool guy and Brody is a humongous unlikeable cheating faggot.

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>>77935097
It's even more evidence that Brady is a beast at leading his teams to victory in the post season compared to any other QB. Yes, it dives into statistics beyond what the average fan would care to delve. However, it doesn't diminish the truth.

>>77935167
Matty Ice

>>77935167
Let's roll, Kizer.
Heaven or Hell.

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https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/1158879

still need some more players.
or post a league if you still have a few spots open. Im only in one so far and I need at least 3 more to be happy.

>>77935167
these roll images are fucking retarded
everyone knows brady is the eternal goat and nothing will ever stop him.
fuck ur numbers

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So fellow Packerfags, when are you going to
A P O L O G I Z E ?

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>>77935189
>

>>77935179
>>77935189
Faggots

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>>77935144
The best!

>>77935167
Kizer

>>77935219
>>77935189
>>77935179
f a g s

Fuck picking division winners, pick division 4th placers!

AFCE: Jets
AFCS: Jaguars
AFCW: Chargers
AFCN: Browns

NFCE: R*******
NFCS: Saints
NFCW: Rams
NFCN: Bears

>>77935167
Browns baby

>>77935215
>dragon

anon...

>>77935179
>>77935219
Digits confirm Kizer is the next Rodgers

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>>77935167

>>77935141
>I'm not a believer in Stafford at all

I like Stafford. Watching that comeback drive against the cowboys in 2014 was something to behold.

I just dont believe in him as a Lion. If he had a better team, i think hed be solid and would win min 1 playoff game in his career

>>77935170

Been looking for this Brady meme on ebay and WorldStar my nigga. You have good quality so Im going to copp it. No doubt!

>>77935224
Jags ain't finishing below Indy

>>77935042
He's not wrong, but he's also a literal who?

>>77935224
>implying the Ravens and Benglels are better than the Browns
I met a Bengals fan and I had to act like his team wasn't complete trash today

So far...
>Faggots
Kizer (twice confirmed)
Brady

>Chokers
Ben
Carr

>Great
Ryan

>>77934895
Still mad she got a breast reduction desu

>>77935167
Wentz is E L I T E

>>77935219
>>77935179
>>77935229
Well now

>>77935167

Bortles

>>77935161
God tier. Stealing this

>>77935167
D A K O T A

>>77935232
I haven't saved them all, but when Brady tosses a Dragon it is the best example of excellence beyond all others. Please prove me wrong with examples of his best compared to what you consider a better sample. I'm eager to be proven wrong, anon. Don't fail me!

>Blake Bortles is still a starting QB

How?

Why?

Who?

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>>77935257
Mfw its confirmed

>>77935244
You're welcome, trip anon. Use it and appreciate to your best ability. Cherish it above all else!

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>>77935292
>watch Hard Knocks
>Winston giving a speech about not letting them come into their house and taking their shit

Jej

>>77935167
Hell why not. Rolling for Russ

>>77935224
We did this a few months ago actually. Mine hasn't changed

AFCE: Jets
AFCS: Jags
AFCW: Chargers
AFCN: Browns

NFCE: Redskins
NFCS: Bucs
NFCW: 49ers
NFCN: Vikings

>>77935313
>B1G
everytime

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>>77935302
The elitest. Do not try to suggest otherwise

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>>77935302
I'll just leave this here

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>>77935302
Here's 38

>>77935326
His college career and his professional career couldn't be more comical if he tried. He appears meant for the pros and an absolute circus clown of a player off the field in college.

>>77935224
>>77935336
How in the Hell are you picking the Chargers to win?

I ask as a Chargers fan.

>>77935257
nice

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>>77935167

>>77935326

Seriously? It does not even make sense. Dat nigga is trying to sound hard/steet with his metaphors and instead wilding like Forrest Gump.

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>>77935340
Holy shit this play looks exactly like Brees-Cooks in 2014 lmao

>>77935340
Matty Ice is one of the best to chuck the pig skin, no doubt. As a Clemson alum I dreaded every game Boston College played against us during his collegiate times. However, I need you to dive deep into yourself and find me some of Tom's best dragons. It was half of my request :)

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Jets, who do you want for Sheldon Richardson?

>>77935378
Does anyone have that completely fucked cooks webm from last year? Cracks me the fuck up

>>77935197
Is this just in response to A-Rod's "reload" comment after the Falcons game? Kind of worried it hampers >us for the future.

>>77935385
I would, but I am too lazy

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>>77935397
2016 was a pretty fun year tbqh

>>77935411
what the fuck is up with that webm

>>77935378
Cooks better continue this level of productivity with the Pats!

>>77935411
Delete this

>>77935385
>Matty Ice is one of the best to chuck the pig skin
not even top 20 all time

>>77935411
i cri everytim

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>>77935245
The Colts are winning the AFCS with Cucky Ducky sitting the first 3 games.

>>77935411
Why that nigga so slow?

>>77935409
Fair enough, fellow anon. At least you delivered a better dragon than my own. Even though I'm a SC anon born and raised, I hope y'all destroy the Panthers this year.

>>77935345
>the only time he's thrown a pass over 50 yards in the second year of a season was on New Year's Day

>>77935429
He will be by the end of his career, maybe by the end of this season

>>77935411
>gotta go fast

>>77935451
k

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>>77935411
Yo post one of your famous b8 images, that had me dying last year when half the general was fighting over that one pic you posted

>>77935446
To be fair these are only touchdowns, so that might not be true, but it is might still be a statistical oddity considering how long Brady has been playing.

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>>77935311
Because unlike most QBs, Punished Blake is motivated by revenge. That makes him a weapon to surpass Metal Gear

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>>77935470

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>>77935485
You really like your MGSV memes huh?

>>77935429
He's one of the best to actually accomplish making it to the superbowl in recent years (this decade). I'm the Brady preaching / Clemson alum anon. He's not top tier, but he's one of the better passing QB's in the league right now. As long as the Atlanta front office / ownership continues to build around him he'll do just fine for himself. Of the current NFC South QB's he's probably the front runner to get a bowl ring, but he's not the most versatile QB of the group.

>>77935485
Not that anon, but he has to face a severely amped-up Texans defense that just got JJ Watt back. Bortman might die.

>>77935503
Needs more eyepatch tbqh

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>>77935167

>>77934416
how fuckin retarded is that safety?

>>77935411
>LANKLETS

>>77935517
His teammates deserve a better brand of QB.

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Going through old stuff almost forgot about this lel

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>>77935492
How obsessed are you?

>>77935538
He ded

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>>77935538
jesus christ i forgot those uniforms existed

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>>77935538
He flew too close to the sun for any punter in the NFLs history.

>>77935538
Post your b8 pic!

>>77935538
>running a fake punt in the 4th
>against the Rasm under Jeff Fisher

Ol' Pete must've had something against Jon Ryan that week

>>77935538
>that ball almost slipped out
how the fuck

>>77935565
I admire your determination and willingness to go the extra mile.

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>>77935565

>>77935565
I didnt think that webm could get any worse tbhwyf

>>77935538
Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny to see when it happened

>>77935565
We 2004 forums now
-------------------------------
*insert stupid signature here*

>>77935538
Now post the one where Ryan ate shit and broke his nose in the wildcard game against the Vikings

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>>77935546
you asked for a bait pic and replied to the bait pic

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>>77935581

>>77935503
Woah hooooooo

>>77935510
Not gonna lie, Bort is gonna have a tough go of it. But I hope that the threat Henne has lit a fire under him and he can get us to 8-8.

So who's winning the AFC South this year, boys?

>>77935628
ROCKET PUUUUUNNNNNCH

>>77935637
Does it really matter? Whoever wins will lose in the wildcard game

>>77935529
Do you mean 23?

>>77935648

Last year that didn't happen, bub.

>>77935637
Texans again

Watson will be starting by October

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Will Jimmy G. stay with the Pats long enough to take over, or will he move on the greener pastures?

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>>77935637
Us, and our fallen legend at QB

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>>77935565
>Fullyerect.jpeg

>>77935671
Jimmy Graham is a QB now?

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>>77935637
Texans. From a Clemson alum anon.

>>77935637

Tits have potential but knowing them they'll still find a way to go 9-7 and finish 7th in the AFC as usual when they have a fair team.

>>77935637
Titans if they had a good coach. Im gonna say Colts

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>>77935517
>mfw Goof is an NFL starting quarterback

>>77935694
No, he's just a literal "who" since he left the Saints.

>>77935692
This shit crashed my tablet

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>>77935671
Probably move on. Some team will pay 15-20 million for him in FA and I don't see the Pats using the franchise tag.

>>77935517
Gerald Everett is such an aesthetic name.

>>77935692
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>>77935692
SEC SPEED

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>>77935725
I hope not, but we can agree he won't be worse off than that bronco's receiver. What a hit!

>>77935692
This cooks webm might be one of the best /nfl/ memes

Not as good as nfl puppers but close

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>>77935637
Don't buy into the shit. Big Dick Ballard will force Pagano to make personnel changes on the field with the players he brought in and Cucky Ducky will bootyblast the division.

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>>77935671
There are no greener pastures than in New England, m8. Jimmy will wait behind Brady until he retires, then take over, but he will be waved out there as constant "trade bait" until then.

The bigger question is, when do the Patriots finally regress to even 2002 levels? That was the last time they didn't even win 10 games, and that was mostly due to Brady and the team regressing.

>>77935637
Unironically I would say the Titans are the favorites right now

>>77935692
>H-HE'S FAST

>>77935725
did he get flagged?

>>77935637
>Marcus Mariota
>Demarco Murray
>Top 5 OLine including Taylor Lewan and Jack Conklin + more
>Big dick Decker
>Corey Davis
>Delaine Walker
>Derrick Henry
>Brian Orakpo
>Jurell Casey
>Jonathan Cyprien
>Logan Ryan
>Adoree Jackson
>+ more
Wow this team sounds promising
...

>Head coach is Mike Mularkey

Enjoy finishing 7th in the AFC, tits

>>77935800
You are more delusional if you think Jimmy is going to sit behind Brady, and if he does chose to sit behind Brady hes a beta cuck who is going to bust.

>>77935839
>Logan Ryan
sucks, there's a reason he's a Pats reject

>>77935839
>Cyprien

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>GB:Packers ink OLB Ahmad Brooks to 1-year deal
there was WAY too many free agent signings to handle this year

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>>77935812
Consider this is now a 15 yard penalty

Yea Mcleod got flagged for his

>>77935774
Luck will go down as one of the most underutilized QB's of all time. The Colts struck gold with Manning and went on to screw it all up with front office / ownership ineptitude. They are a total laughing stock of the NFL, but analysts and talking heads will talk up Bill Polian and Tony Dungy for days as if they went on to do anything of merit afterwards. One of the biggest laughing stocks of all time due to one historic player that carried them.

>>77935653
23 is the CB. 24 is a safety that fails to cover deep. for no reason at all he goes toward the middle of the field first. no chance of covering that deep route.

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How can they suspend burfict from a hit that happened a week earlier and wasn't even flagged? Wtf is this shit? That hit would have landed on ESPNs "JACKED UP" segment 10 years ago. Anyone who disagrees with me had become a pussy and an opportunist to knock out a playoff contending team. Fuck you spee.

>>77935855
>led super bowl champions in tackles
>sucks

>>77935882
Hopefully not. They'll be better when they find an upgrade on Pagano. Ballard seems like a smart dude, if he doesn't see improvement from Pagano this will hopefully be his last year.

>>77935898
I definitely agree it is a BS suspension and hurts them a fair bit considering they play the Ravens, Texans and Packers those first 3 weeks

>>77935898
BUEFICT SEEXIN :DDDD

>>77935898
It was a hit on a defenseless player, but the ban is still retarded. It doesn't matter though because Burfict is trash anyways

>>77935898
No flags could be interpreted as the refs and judges not doing their due diligence. I'm not agreeing with the call / post-game judgement, but Burfict's previous history does nothing but lay the ground work for such an action. He could have easily wrapped up the TE at the waist to avoid such scrutiny. He half-assed his hit just as much as most players treat the preseason in general. The problem is that the NFL in our modern times will look for any reason to prognosticate any and all actions.

>>77935938
Its not like Burfict is even good. Do they still have that kid from TCU?

I think I've lost my ability to shitpost

>>77935932
I just don't get why they gave Pagano an extension in the off-season when at most he should have gotten a "this season is your last chance" talk. Now they have to pay him if they fire him.

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Any Chicagofags in here? Is this accurate?

>>77935725
Sanders was already at like 100 yds and a td that game
McLeod has barely done shit with the eagles. Sad.

>>77936033
most of them dont know anything about hot dogs except jamming them up their anuses but
>putting ketchup on a hotdog

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>>77936033
>>77936033
>no chili
>no chili + cheese
>ketchup
>on a hot dog

This whole meme is trash

>>77936049
putting ketchup on steak is a crime. ketchup on a hotdog is acceptable.

>>77936049
Fucking lol

>>77936104
What do you think mincemeat sauce is?

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>>77936033

Pork is Haram. Remove this or I will report you to for a hate crime or cultural insensitivity and Islamophobia. This is why I dont go to American baseball or football Sports stadiums.

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>>77936122
Nah its cool. I only buy kosher beef dogs

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>putting ketchup in the fridge

>>77936192
Reminds me, once dated a girl that had ketchup breath. Shit was weird.

>putting ketchup on anything instead of catsup

>>77936220
like... permanently?

>>77936221
>Catsup

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>>77935485
>>77935503
you're pretty good

>>77936104
You know what else is trash? Hot dogs. They are shit-tier sausages, though I guess that explains why Chicago would be obsessed with them

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I am fucking EXCITED for year two of Dak. The Cowboys are winning the Owl this season and nobody can stop them, not even Brady.

>>77936282
Kept ya waiting huh

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>>77936033
Here Anon, they are great.

>>77936298
Will Rodgers meme out another win?

>>77936177
Terrible taste desu. A good Catholic Frankfurter always has a lil pork
>>77936309
God tier dawg friendo

>>77936265
Yup. It wasn't exactly a turn off but it was always in the back of my head after I would see her. Never told her, never forgot her.

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>>77936309
The wieners at NY System in RI are to die for. I found a copycat recipe online and they are my fav gametime snack

Lets make this season fun. First trip whos team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention has to get a sad pepe tattoo. Who's in?

>>77936033
>Cole slaw
>Not high end sauerkraut.

>not getting your hotdogs from the Costco food court

m8s i need mike tomlin pictures

Is there a player you didn't like that much in your team but then he balled out in a game you desperately needed/wanted to win? It can be a playoff victory, a playoff clincher, a big win over a division rival, whatever.

I think Amendola was a big blunder for much of his tenure in New England but dude saved the Pats' asses big time in SB LI.

>inb4 bandwagoner
The Patriots are the team that's closest to me so technically I just follow my closest team. :^)

>sorry for interrupting your food discussion

>>77936366
>all of these reqs
>Aints fan
If I had a trip I'd be in old gay

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>>77936394

>>77936420
I can't even tell if that's Tomlin or Omar Epps.
I don't know which person is which anymore.

>>77936392
Dis guy knows wassup

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>>77936364
What are they?

Also, as some one who lives between Wisconsin and Illinois, having a BBQ with both Wisconsin Brats and Chicago Dogs is the best meal ever.

>>77936473
Is that will.i.am?

>>77936453
Ayo

>>77936473
>Hol up to the left of me, hol up to the right of me

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Wentz

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>>77936394
I got you senpai

>>77936448
>NY System wieners (don't call them hot dogs) are typically made from a small, thin frankfurter made of veal and pork, thus giving it a different taste from a traditional hot dog made of beef. Once placed in a steamed bun, the wiener is topped with a meat sauce seasoned with a myriad of spices like cumin, paprika, chili powder and allspice, which is itself covered in finely chopped onions, celery salt and yellow mustard.

RI is a boring state, but if you ever go to the area you have to Olneyville New York System. They are orgasmic

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>trust no one, not even yourself

>>77936438
>>77936526
I miss House, M.D.

>>77936563
agreed, the last two seasons were junk though

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>>77936563
Me, too. Kind of wish they could do a spinoff but I don't see that as an option with the way it ended.

>>77936563
literally LE ANGRY DOCTOR DOESNT KNOW THE DIAGNOSIS UNTIL 3 MINUTES LEFT THEN GETS UP AND LEAVES THE ROOM WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING THEN SOLVES THE CASE AND MAKES A JOKE ABOUT THE ADMINISTATORS ASS: THE SHOW

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>>77936394
From a Bengals fan

>>77936563
>>77936582
>>77936604
Goddammit this made want to watch a few episodes but Netflix took it off.

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>>77936394


Mike Tomlin is a proud Christian. Thats why I support and like this nigga. Even if 90% of y'all tell me he has fuked up the Steelers getting more Owls, and got lucky Big Ben got him 1 Owl. I dont think he is a bad coach.

>>77936582
>love story arc with Cuddy
>last season w/ two new characters that didn't have time to develop
>Foreman and Wilson arcs

Yeah, those two seasons were pretty shit.

>tfw now they're rerunning some old episodes
>tfw S3
>Tritter arc
Those were the times.

>>77936604
He always could cure people with a moustache and a fake name like Fred House.

>>77936627
>(you)

>>77935870
>TT is finally filling holes
there is no reason to believe the packers won't get the 1st seed this year

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I only like House for pic related. Still riles those yuros up

>>77936639
>Mike Tomlin is a proud Christian.
>tfw you're Christcuckin' it
I'll pass.

>>77936687
Did you sign a RB or are still planning to play that WR who changed to RB halfway last season?

Cowboys fans:

Whats the consensus on Cooper Rush? Dude went to my high school and played with some of my best friends.

>>77936693
I want a chocolate globbernaught now

>>77936627
wew lad, lay off the caps

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>>77936740
Will you settle for a cold on the cobb?

>>77936737
>Whats the consensus on Cooper Rush?
He's got a very stupid name.

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>shitting up generals with tomlin spam and talking about house
and yesterday this faggot was asking why /nfl/ never has good oc anymore

>>77936730
drafted 3 RBs, plus the WR convert has been a total upgrade to last year so happy to have him

>>77934451
no way in fuck youre beating the vikings

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>>77936448
this is the only acceptable dog
chicago dogs are great.
but...
>sauerkraut
>grilled onions
>guldens mustard
thats all you need. thats a hotdog. all other is blasphemy.

>>77936780
Your janitor application has been accepted

>>77936782
Sounds better than having to sign Christine Michael late in the season and letting that white guy fumble it deep in Atlanta territory when the game was close.

Ty should be better this year as a full time RB with more experience, training at the position from the start and all that. And if they drafted 3 at least one should be serviceable.

>>77936785
How's Bridgewater's leg?

>>77936780
I never noticed the ump fell until now

>>77936724

So is your fave QB probably my nigga. Like Peyton Manning, my vato Carr, my nigga Wentz, and many of the NFL elites past and present. If dont like it move to Europe and convert to the trucks of peace.

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This will be the browns season

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>>77936780
>Tomlin spam
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>77936846
Truck-kun IS pretty popular, I've gotta admit.

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